[chime]
Actually have some news.
- You're pregnant? - Yeah, I'm pregnant.
Shut the eff up.
I know. I'm like, there's not
really much going on there.
You have a safe, new home.
Well, I don't know how safe it is.
I've given my keys to a stranger.
Oh, my God, Martha!
I've booked a trip to winery.
Champagne pong.
If I lose this game, I'll be fine.
Never in a million years.
I think it's worse to be good at this game.
I lost my brother.
He actually got killed in front of his son.
Awful.
I mean, I just can't deal with that.
It's like, let's not make it into some ----ing sob story.
It is a sob story!
It's sad, it's horrible, but it is what it is.
♪ Why don't you follow me ♪
♪ You know you'll never be me ♪
♪ You might be pretty ♪
♪ But this is my city ♪
Americans tend to be very openly emotional.
I just, I'm so sad. I feel sad.
My God, you're going to make me cry.
I feel so alone, actually.
Keep calm and carry on, is the motto.
Maybe we should all talk about stuff more. I don't know.
[laughs]
How awful to feel an emotion.
Never.
It's kind of the Brits' armor though,
is to just stuff it all down forever and then die.
Scandinavian culture is very honest.
- Tell the truth! - I didn't say those things.
- You didn't say. So I'm lying?
Is that what you're saying, I'm lying?
They're almost too honest.
I can't stand people that just
verbal diarrhea about everything they feel.
When people start opening up too much
I find it disingenuous.
[fake snores]
[upbeat music]
Ready for a little vintage shopping today?
- So excited. - Ready to get inspired?
See some wonderful, sparkly things?
All right, Mrs. Kane, where do you want to start?
I would like a tennis bracelet as a push present.
You're picking your own present.
[laughs] Yeah.
I feel like we're actually a bit more traditional
than people would think we are.
I would say we have very
traditional feelings and values.
Sugar coated in a very unconventional
looking relationship.
Mrs. Kane...
Mr. Kane...
Flowers.
- Flowers. You look nice. - What's going on in here?
Perfect.
But we also want to have those sentimental moments
like push presents,
traditional things that people do.
Hello.
Good to see you. Mwah. Mwah.
- Thanks for having us. - Looking so glamorous.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, when did you last see Josh?
Simon's birthday in February.
I wasn't there then because I was obviously pregnant.
Congratulations! The tiny bump.
- I know, I'm still tiny. - Yeah!
We've got a couple of things.
So, we've got the Cartier Polo coming up.
The Queen's Cup, and obviously you know we love vintage.
And also, I would quite like to look at some tennis bracelets.
I have some sparkling tea for you.
Cheers!
- Here we go. - I like big daddy.
[laughs]
That's absolutely incredible.
I have this gorgeous Cartier Panthère.
Oh, this is the watch I saw!
Hey. Hey.
- Too small for you. - Slow down.
You can't have the watch and the diamond.
If you get the diamond watch, then you get the gold panther.
If you get the diamond panther, then I get the diamond watch.
This is going to be at least 20,000.
28,000 pounds, yeah.
Unusual shapes. I know they're girls' sizes.
Yeah.
Yeah, although I do think there's something quite sexy
about a mini watch on a man.
It shows you've got like,
big masculinity energy that you can wear a tiny watch.
Yeah, I'm so big and masculine, yeah.
I mean, we could share.
So you pay half, I pay half?
No, you pay full and I'll wear it half the time.
[laughs]
That's the worst deal in history.
Shall I leave you to have some time together?
That would be perfect.
Can you get any more on, darling?
Well, I'll find space.
[both chuckle]
You went to wine tasting. How was that?
It was pretty nice. They all opened up a lot.
And so, I sort of felt I could open up about my dad's cancer,
and like, you know talk about what I've been through.
- He's had a run. - Yeah.
When we got together,
like that was sad because he's such a big part of our romance.
And you said that your dad,
you were just like, blown away,
the opportunity your dad might not...
- Walk me down the aisle. - Yeah.
Love you.
So yeah, it was really nice.
And then Missé sort of opened up
about her brother being murdered.
- Oh, God! - Yeah.
He got shot.
Oh, my God!
The only person who didn't really say anything
that deep was Kimi.
She can speak Haitian.
My father's Haitian and I speak Creole.
But we all knew that.
If we're talking about Kimi,
she's not British, but I do think, in general,
it's quite a British thing
is to not really share how you're feeling,
and just sort of get on with things.
And I think a lot of the people
in our group do have that side to them.
So, yeah, I think we're going to have to peel away those
layers a little bit more.
Oh, so what are you,
what have you decided on?
I'm thinking this, as a potential push present.
Nice.
It's 30,000 pounds.
Thirty, whew.
Every time I look down, I'll be like,
my vagina did that, you know.
[all laugh]
Hello!
- Look at you. - Hi. Good morning.
You look amazing. What do you mean?
I just cycled here. You look beautiful!
Aw, thank you so much. I have a class after this,
an etiquette class, so I'm in teacher mode.
Ah.
But this is like, my treat of the morning.
Ah. I'm so happy you came to join me, actually.
I will never say no to a massage or a spa.
No, I know. It's a real, it's a real easy yes.
I really like Myka. She's not what I expected at all.
She immediately gives me a feeling of like,
warmth, and being invited,
and safety.
Like, she's just, she's just a great vibe.
Guess what? A little welcome Della Rose.
Car.
What's that, a butterfly?
Is that a butterfly? Want some of that?
This is her favorite thing in London.
- Good. - Thank you so much.
And what, your husband, where is he from?
Oh, he's from Lebanon.
Yeah, but he's Lebanese-Armenian.
Hey Dad, you want to talk to Margo?
Not right now.
Jacques, can you just say hello to me?
- Hi, babe. Good morning. - That wasn't so hard, was it?
No, but I'm just having coffee.
He did not want to marry me
'cause he had a really traumatic experience before.
And so, I was like, well we're having a baby.
So, I made him go
to like, the chapel in Vegas.
And he was like... and I was like, "You're marrying me."
My husband's an entrepreneur and he's very successful.
We met at a party.
I was living in Los Angeles.
It was like, six weeks before COVID happened.
I didn't expect to have any connections
out of this party, whatsoever.
But then, he just gave me a hug
like, goodbye or whatever it was.
I mean, I'm gonna sound really dramatic,
but it was like the whole universe passed between us.
The boys come in nine days, which I'm super excited about.
And then he had the boys from his first marriage.
So, we just became a family very quickly.
Is the idea that,
that everyone comes over here on a permanent basis?
I really want to introduce them to the UK.
And then, all of my work has been here.
So then there's a lot of pressure on this
kind of time this summer?
There's so much pressure because if my family is against
spending time in the UK,
it greatly reduces my ability to be here.
Hi, ladies. How are you doing?
Hi. Hello. Hi, Myka.
- Comfort. - Your name is Comfort?
- Yes. - Oh, my God, are you serious?
- I'm serious. Nice meeting you. - You were brought to us.
Thank you. Please, are you ready for your massages?
Definitely.
Ah.
Do you know why foot fetishes exist?
Please remind me.
The part of the brain that recognizes a foot
is right beside the part of the brain
that is like, sexual activity.
Some people have their wires crossed.
No way.
So, they see feet and they're like, whoa!
That's like, that's it.
Okay, ladies, that's the end of your massage.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
So, I feel like I barely saw you yesterday
but mostly because we were in the car.
I know. You know, one part of the lunch that
I really appreciated was how open most people were being.
Especially Missé.
That was really, you know, that was hard to listen to.
I lost my brother. He got shot.
He actually got killed in front of his son.
And it was Christmas Eve.
[gasping]
That's like a real-life nightmare.
Whoa.
[gentle music]
[Facetime ring tone]
Hi.
Hey, girl.
Aw, baby. I can't wait to see you.
Well, you're coming soon, so.
My sister's husband is a soccer player.
He signed a contract in Dubai.
So, they moved out there for two years.
My sister is my best friend.
She supports me but she also tells it straight.
You know, she reminds me of who I am.
She's amazing.
You know my friends,
I took them to a winery,
and then I actually, for the first time, opened up
about Alex and what's happened.
And I was a bit choked up
but it also was a bit healing at the same time.
That's... that's huge, you know.
I was thinking, maybe when you come we can go to Alex's grave.
What would you think?
No, I haven't. I find it really hard to go there.
But I think also what happened to him has also affected us
so much in a sense where like,
our relationships, or you know,
our comfort zones and that,
because we always have this fear in us.
If you look at all of us, we've been doing so good.
Like, we're doing so good.
Yeah, I think that was really a big moment for her.
- To open up like that. - No, of course.
But Kimi,
like she really hated that part.
When we were on the way home, she was like...
There was definitely some drug-related thing.
Like, let's not make it into some ----ing sob story.
It is a sob story!
That's tough.
I know. That's her coping mechanism, you know.
But I do feel like Missé needs to know
because if Missé feels like she's in a safe space to share,
and she's not, she should know that.
[tense music]
Coming up.
Kimi, she was like,
aw, come on, that's just what happens with drugs.
[upbeat music]
[phone ringing]
Hello, Myka.
Hello! You look beautiful.
How are you?
Oh, that's an Egyptian sacred ibis from like, 1840.
Wow!
Yeah. They're extinct now, actually.
I've been collecting taxidermy for like, 30 years.
An amazing piece of taxidermy
is in the way the animal is preserved
and then the way it's posed.
Under the glass jar is a painting
that's done in a taxidermy form.
I love all my pets to be dead.
[laughs]
You don't have to pick up poo.
You don't have to feed them.
And they just sit there and look amazing.
[laughs]
I know, I'm a little morbid.
[laughs]
I know. Well listen, I was just calling everybody
to see if you're free tomorrow to come to like,
a little art thing?
To do some painting and drawing?
We'll have a few drinks, maybe, and I don't know,
get a little naughty, are you ready for it?
Also, I was going to say, the last event we went to,
it got a bit sad
and everybody told some really sad story.
Everyone cried.
[laughs]
Thank God I got out of that.
I can't believe you're leaving.
Bye!
[all laughing]
I have never heard of an occasion
in which wine has made people miserable.
What on earth went so fundamentally wrong?
Well, I just thought it would be something a little lighter
than the last event.
What do you think?
It's a surprise.
Oh, well no, me too.
Unless it's a banana.
[laughs]
We may do a combination,
but I don't think it's going to be anything too messy.
I can't wait to see you. I love you, my love.
I love you, beautiful. Bye, see you tomorrow.
[upbeat music]
[knock on door]
- Hello? - Hello?
Door's open. God. Hi.
Don't pretend you can read.
Oh, my God, you're in pearls.
Yep. Especially for you.
I came bearing gifts.
- Oh, thank you. - I know you want that one.
Emma's kitchen can stay in the kitchen.
I'll eat my own chocolates.
I don't think I have a kitchen.
- I know you don't. - Hi!
Mark lives in this beautiful place that is so pristine!
Artistically, oh, God!
Just so divine and intelligently curated.
What is a child?
Yeah. Thank you.
I do try to curate my environment.
I work in the art world. Oh, my God.
History, design and detail are all very important to me.
I work with Christie's, the auction house.
What do you think about Lot 50
the porphyry navette vases?
I'm an aesthete. It's a full-time job.
There's honestly nothing more beautiful
than a sugarloaf emerald.
My home is a very honest reflection of my soul.
Gilded.
Everything in here is like, so delicate.
Including us. Cheers.
I think I do so much in life
to avoid reality because I find reality quite scary.
Yeah, of course it is.
But I'm always just endlessly grateful for life,
and that's why I do too much.
Because everyone always says to me, like why are you so active?
And so, then if I ever have to stop and reflect, I hate it.
- Not gonna lie. - I know.
I think it's probably because
it all wraps back into that health scare I had.
With when I was pregnant, that has recently,
totally again reared it's head.
When I was pregnant with John, I was having severe headaches,
and they got so bad I couldn't move, I couldn't breathe.
And I went and they gave me an MRI
and they saw a bleed on a cyst on my pituitary gland,
which I'm still getting scans for every year.
But they put me on steroids and I was in hospital,
and I had to have John early.
And it was a really terrifying moment in my life
and I'm still dealing with it now.
What happened?
Recently, I went for a scan and they told me
it had jumped in size so much...
Oh, my God.
...that it would be in a category that really is...
- Oh, my God. - ...serious.
What happened?
It all wraps back into that health scare I had
with, when I was pregnant, that has recently,
totally again reared its head.
I went for a scan and they told me it had jumped in size so much
that it would be in a category that really is...
serious.
Recently, I went for a full-body MRI
and they told me that my pituitary cyst had grown a lot.
The diagnosis was so scary
that I still haven't processed it now.
But I think that's probably why I'm taking on more challenges,
which is sad. Makes me sad.
[exhales]
I feel like I'm running away from like, the fear of that.
Sorry.
I do, though. I think that's what it is.
Emma was very sick during her first pregnancy.
So, this is probably the scariest news
anyone can have.
It is not conceivable for an instant
that anything could possibly happen to Emma.
It is unthinkable.
That's probably my way of coping.
Which isn't healthy, but it's, it is what it is.
But you do really need to look after yourself.
We're not meditative, you and I. We're not patient people.
If I stop and meditate, I start thinking about things
that I want to buy.
Harrod's is my meditation. Sorry.
It's your mourning.
But no, like literally, it's silly.
And I'm not even outwardly sad about it.
That's like, a really private, inward thing actually.
But that's the thing, you and I are always
privately concerned about things.
But we never talk about anything with anyone.
We just keep calm, carry on, let's go.
I don't know how for how long one can do that.
[sighs]
I only want to make sure that I'm strong and well enough
because I am responsible for my children.
You're not just responsible for your children, by the way.
Responsible for your husband
and you are decidedly responsible for me.
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Okay? So, you're not going anywhere.
Just sat there and I realized like,
I can't not keep making sure that we're not, not...
- Yeah, I know. - You know.
Keeping an eye on it.
Scary.
So scary.
[tense music]
[doorbell chimes]
Hi. Look how cute you are.
Hi. You look gorgeous.
I just saw your Instagram with no makeup.
- You're so beautiful. - Oh, thank you!
It's unbelievable.
Normally I don't wear makeup, to be honest with you.
- Welcome to my house. - Oh, my God, look how nice!
- I mean, it's not finished. - You have a child? No way.
- Is she here? - No.
No, she's actually with her dad this weekend.
Do you want a drink? What would you like?
Actually, do you have a water? I would love a water.
I'm just going to take my jacket off.
Babe, make yourself comfortable.
Oh, my God, my shirt has been pulled back.
You look so cute. I love your outfit. It's very cute.
The last thing I want to do
is tell Missé that Kimi did the thing
that she was terrified of them doing.
She didn't want people to judge her brother.
I think the vineyard went well.
If she finds out it happened, and I didn't tell her,
that's just a very sticky place to be.
Like, I was happy that there was no... what?
- Oh, my God. I'm-- - What?
I have been-I mean, okay.
Oh, my God, something's happened.
I've like, actually had a pit in my stomach like, all day.
I'm literally so nervous and I'm--
Why?
So, you know how like, we all shared something
that was like, personal to us?
Yeah.
And Kimi, she was just like,
I really hated that.
[tense music]
That wasn't real stuff.
I know that story, and it was like, some drug-related thing.
Well, that's what the press said.
Who knows what the real story was.
I'm just saying, let's not make it into some ----ing sob story.
What?
I was like, Kimi, that's a real sob story.
- That was in the press. - Yeah.
And she was like, aw come on.
That's just what happens with drugs.
You know, everybody sits there and weeps
and makes a big stink, but it's sad, it's horrible,
but it what it is.
That's so ----ing not cool.
I wouldn't be like, oh, well, pfft.
Yeah, he should have died, you know, 'cause he knew whatever.
I feel very hurt from Kimi.
The reason why I don't talk about this
is because I always expect someone
to have something to say about it.
So, for her to be the one who goes
and says that, she's a woman, she's a mother.
I'm shocked.
Are you going to say something to Kimi?
Definitely. I'm going to tell her for sure.
Coming up.
I'm going to stuff my face with a banana right now.
Every time I eat a banana, I get a new boyfriend.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
- It's Ellie, is it? - Yeah, is it Kimi?
Hi, Ellie. Oh, that looks lovely.
We're going to do the reception down here for you guys.
Then we're going to move you upstairs.
And we're going to do the drawing in the studio?
- Yes, exactly. - And is the model here already?
- He is here. - Have you seen him?
- I've seen him. - Is he attractive?
- He is. - Well, that's good.
Hi. I'm getting ready for this painting.
What's happened?
So, Margo went for a drink with Missé
and told her that Kimi had been a little bit flippant.
Margo told me you guys met.
Yeah. How are you feeling
about going to this event?
I want to clear the air with Kimi
and ask her where this is coming from.
Well, we don't, do we?
We'll say less in those moments, probably.
Yeah.
I know that she's not actually British,
but Kimi treats emotions like a Brit, she drinks them.
She doesn't feel them.
[laughs]
Here we've got our studio,
and then we have all your art supplies.
What a great space, Ellie. I love it!
- Where is this model? - Dev?
Oh, hi, Dev.
Can I have like, a preliminary view?
Fantastic. You look good.
Can you turn around? Do a little spin?
Oh, well done, Dev.
[upbeat music]
How's my favorite person, ever?
You look so pretty! Oh!
Hello!
Fabulous.
Oh, my goodness. You look gorgeous.
Do you want a drink, my love?
Cheers. Cheers, cheers, cheers.
I heard, and I wanted to reach out to you.
Margo told me there were some crazy, scary things happening.
Martha is like, oh, I hired this painter.
Then he quit.
And she texted the guy, "Did you drop the keys in the letterbox?"
And she never gets any answer. He knows where she lives.
He knows what's inside of her house.
Oh yeah, with the builder.
You're going to get raped or murdered.
Listen, I know. Margo's already told me what for.
I love you more than anything in the whole, wide world!
And if I had to come into your ----ing house
and find your dead body.
What do you think that would do to all of us?
Like, are you okay?
I'm okay now, but I found it
really scary at the time.
Maybe this was a good warning.
And maybe it was what you needed.
I've got to stop giving men chances.
Margo's approach has made me pay attention.
But I prefer Myka's.
Hello!
I mean, we've all got our patterns on.
Look at you, gorgeous. Look at the little bumpy.
I know. We did a scan on Monday.
But the baby was upside down with its legs in the air
giving a thumbs up.
[laughter]
It's Kimi! You're having Kimi!
Oh, my God!
You are such a slag.
I can hardly bring myself to come to terms
with your extent of your... hi.
[laughs]
It's actually pronounced "Bal-ahm".
[laughs]
- So ignorant. - Why? What are these?
We're painting. What are you talking about?
I did not know Mark even owned a pair of jeans.
I'm quite shocked.
I thought he was going to see Cowboy Carter.
But he doesn't know what that is either.
This is the one instance
in which I can wear jeans
and feel like they're in some way appropriate
to the activity I'm about to perform.
Shut up!
Go and snack.
You're skinny and pregnant. Get in there.
I'm going to stuff my face with a banana right now.
- Oh, eating a banana. - That's a whole other game.
Every time I eat a banana, I get a new boyfriend.
[laughs]
There's no elegant way to eat a banana, is there?
Oh!
- Hello! - Hi!
We've come to disgrace you with our presence.
The woman of the hour!
Oh, my God, you're matching the drinks.
Mwah. Hello.
- Hi. - Good morning. Good afternoon.
Oh, it's all my skinny bitches.
Did you?
And by the way, I'm running a 10K.
Running, she says.
I'm struggling through a 10K.
- A marathon? - In Nairobi.
When you guys are still asleep, I'm up running.
Why would you want to do that?
For TUSK, my charity, the wildlife charity.
What did you have?
Yellow Fever, Hepatitis A.
TUSK is a wildlife charity
and it supports the rangers who dedicate their lives
to defending the species they protect.
And I'm so honored to be part of it.
I've been an ambassador for a few years
and Longleat have supported them also for many years.
See, when you're from Haiti, you don't have to do anything.
I've had cholera, I've had malaria.
[laughs]
So, how are you feeling about going in right now?
Like, I feel fine. I think we should go in, have a few drinks,
say hi to everyone.
And then you know, just take her aside at some point.
Maybe before she's had too much to drink, though.
But she drinks fast.
I need to say something to Kimi because like,
I can't keep this feeling in me.
I want her to know it's not okay to be that cruel.
I need to get it out of my system.
Like, I hope she would apologize.
Who knows? Who knows where Kimi will wake up today?
Cheers, love. Thanks for inviting me.
- How have you been? - I'm alright. How are you?
I haven't seen or spoken to anyone since the winery.
- Really? Oh God. - Yeah.
I mean, that was such a dramatic experience,
I had to recover for three days.
I can't believe the sun came out.
People are either two things, they're fountains
or they're drains,
and most people are drains.
Hey!
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
I'm pretty well, thank you.
Oh, my God, look at you, so cute.
I'm good. How are you?
Yeah, good. I know.
- How are you? - Nice to see you. How are you?
So, I heard from a little birdie, maybe a magpie...
[bird crows]
...that Missé's upset, and I don't know why.
I am pissed at her.
I just haven't the time for it.
Life's too short. I'm trying to have a good time.
Would everyone like to proceed upstairs,
to have an artistic experience?
- Marvellous. - Woo!
- I'm excited. - Wow!
We're gonna make magic.
We are going to be experiencing
a little bit of everyone's creativity.
And I'd like to introduce everyone
to what they're going to be painting.
Everyone, this is Dev.
Hi.
[giggles, cheering]
Oh, my goodness!
[nervous laughter]
You wouldn't think so,
but I am great believer in less is more.
Less nudity! More coverage!
Keep calm, carry on. Let's go.
[chuckles]
I'd like to introduce everyone
to what they're going to be painting.
Everyone, this is Dev.
Hi.
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Myka!
[nervous laugh]
I'm not a prude. I'm definitely not a prude.
Wow, okay.
Florida Myka is delighted. This is on the bucket list.
Between every pose.
I need to stop looking at it.
We'll get started as this is the first position.
Oh, yes.
Of course it's become a titillation to see a...
willy. [laughs]
They call it a willy. Very demure.
I say c--k.
Cock-eri-coo!
Could you angle over here a little bit?
I believe it's commonly referred to as an...
an appendage.
Ah! But look, we could paint a still life,
perhaps in the foreground.
There we are. It nicely shields.
Have you not seen a penis before, darling?
I don't believe I have been acquainted with--
Close your eyes then, do you? [laughs]
Are you still talking? Do give up, dear.
[laughs]
Of course, I'm uncomfortable.
I think the whole thing is absolutely hideous
and entirely unnecessary.
I think I'm going to go bold,
with some large brushstrokes.
[upbeat music]
I'm going to go around and have a little browse.
See what you ladies have painted.
Just so you know, I'm going to judge them at the end.
Yours is very...
[upbeat music winds down]
I'm not sure about the shoes. They're a little pointy.
Yours is quite good, Martha.
I've drawn in the face, and then rubbed it out about six times.
Did you say, "rubbed one out"?
[laughs]
Exceptional. It's very Da Vinci.
I think everyone's expecting me to be pretty good at this
drawing lark, which I am,
so I don't really feel any pressure,
'cause I went to art school.
Yours is very good, too.
Although, it's hard to see.
Let me see, Missé.
Yours is looking very thirties, forties.
Emma, that's really nice.
Mark?
I decided to cover a little of the gentleman's modesty.
I'm quite surprised that Mark wasn't willing to address
the penis in the room. [laughs]
Well, mine is a particular close up
of something I particularly love.
And I always sign my painting.
And I think I did a really good job.
[laughter]
Of course, Kimi only addresses the penis in the room.
Kimi, I must say, you have made him look like he needs
a good course of penicillin.
Thank you. Thank you.
Wow. I hate her, but she is funny.
I mean, they're all exceptional.
But I have to say, for me,
the most creative is Martha's.
- No, darling! - Yes, it is.
I love the fact that she put it kind of towards the side.
That's just where she was standing!
- Yeah! - Martha is the winner.
Thank you.
Well done, Martha.
It would be too obvious to choose mine.
You know, oh, choose the one that's been drawn
by the girl who went to art school.
You know, the others can have a go.
Well done, Dev. You've been amazing.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
So, I thought we could have some, like, drinks downstairs
and maybe a couple of nibbles.
Good. So, this is officially over now?
- It is. - We can retire?
Wow!
Oh, food. Hi.
After we had the "Debbie Downer" party,
I wanted to laugh a little, drink a little,
and I dunno, draw a penis.
- This is charming. - You know how to do it, Kimi.
And that's exactly how it's done.
Ooh, these chicken burgers look good, no?
Well ladies, I hope everyone is having a nice time.
I'm having such a good time.
And it's such a good thing the sun is out today.
I know that Kimi wants me to say like, I'm fine.
But I'm not fine.
Like, it's not okay what you've said.
Would you mind having a chat with me?
Of course I would.
I'm thinking, I don't want to be here.
I hate conflict.
I'm planning just to get really drunk
and keep my head down.
I heard through the grapevine
that you're a little bit upset?
- Why? - Really?
I don't understand why.
- Are you joking? - No, I don't!
So, tell me what you're gonna say
because I'm a little shocked.
Okay, you know when I spoke about my brother.
Yes.
And that is really a sensitive subject for me.
Okay, but wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait.
Let me stop you there.
I am not apathetic towards your situation.
I have had horrible situations happen in my life.
But what I do have a problem with
is very sad situations
thrown on people that you don't know that well.
- Exactly. - You started, and you said--
Because it is a big topic in my life.
Great. But do you think it's appropriate at a wine tasting?
Yes!
- It's not wrong. - But it's not an AA meeting.
She's doing the "You said" and "I never"
and the hands, and moving.
Like, it's definitely not an apology.
It's Kimi. It's not going to be an apology.
That is a way of me getting to know people.
That's not getting to know people.
That's getting to suck people's energy.
I got triggered because what you started with,
started a whole slew of sad stories.
No, it wasn't.
My dad was diagnosed with liver cancer.
I had a sister who killed herself.
But it's not wrong to be in touch with your emotions.
But why would you use something someone says to be like,
oh, she's just trying to-- - No, no.
It's a sob story. He's a drug dealer. Whatever you said.
- No, no, no, no. - Margo was there. She knows.
[bleep] Margo.
I just don't like her tone. Why is she yelling at Missé?
Look, this is how hard Kimi will fight
not to address the issues.
But she's being rude.
Kimi's had a really tough life.
She's triggered when someone else talks about it
because Kimi is not going to do the therapy.
That is not Kimi.
Kimi is gonna party her way through life.
But then that means we all have to do whatever Kimi wants,
otherwise she's gonna kick off and be mean to us?
That's not nice.
Yeah, she was insensitive,
but Kimi's not gonna back down when confronted.
It's like getting cross with a dog
for sh--ting on the sidewalk.
That's what they do, you know.
- Should I step in? - Oh, to them?
Okay, you go. [laughs]
Maybe try and just diffuse it.
Well, obviously I'm going to try and diffuse it.
Kimi has chosen friends
that will not call her out on her sh--.
[laughs]
So, when she's around people who do call her out,
I don't think she can cope with it at all.
What are we going to do? We're just gonna sit and drink
and just never talk about topics?
So, wait a minute, you're asking me to sit
with a group of girls in a wine tasting and share--
- That's not normal... - Okay, well--
...how people can even make fun of that sh--.
Whoa! Rewind. There was no making fun.
When people start opening up too much...
[fake snores]
No, but you did make fun of it.
- No, I didn't. - Yeah, you were.
Is that what you said?
You said, "It's just what happens
when you're involved with drugs."
- So what? - And you should get over it.
What she does is she takes something
and she manipulates it,
and she stirs it around in her little cauldron.
These are the ones that told me the Dara story.
This girl said to me, "Oh, I think she's a madam."
Makes it into something
that gives her some attention.
I don't need to get attention.
Kimi Murdoch!
You do everything for attention.
You are the loudest little person I've ever met.
You're like a pint-sized Popeye for attention!
Margo, shut the [bleep] up.
You're a ----ing bitch. And by the way--
Get your ----ing finger out of my face, Kimi, or I will--
Yeah, bring it on.
[tense music]
Margo. Margo, shut the [bleep] up. And by the way--
Get your ----ing finger out of my face, Kimi, or I will--
Yeah, bring it on.
[tense music]
I kind of feel like we should be wearing bulletproof vests
but I also feel that's a really inappropriate thing to say
in this situation.
Well, Missé doesn't have to drink her way
through her feelings.
Great. I'm glad that I'm sitting with a bunch of people
that are so in tune with their feelings.
Don't look at her. Look at me.
What am I looking at exactly?
I'm looking at a heartless, mean, cold, bitter woman.
Margo, tell me exactly what I said.
- Do you not remember? - No, I'm asking you.
Why don't you have another drink
and I'll tell you 10 more times?
Why don't you have another drink?
I don't drink!
When you're clear-eyed and sober,
some people look different and some look the same.
I've only seen one side of Kimi, straight vodka with no ice.
That subject is very close to my heart.
If that was too dark for you, and attention-seeking...
It was dark. It was dark.
- It really upset me. - Well, it upset me too.
- It upset you? - Yeah, it did.
I wasn't trying to belittle anything
about the death of her brother.
I thought it was inappropriate
at a wine tasting,
to discuss such deep, dark issues.
There's a place for that, but that wasn't the place for it.
I don't think Kimi
said it to hurt her.
I don't.
And not everyone's the same, you know.
Some people might want to share things
and some people might not.
I think you're jealous...
Oh, I'm so jealous.
And because you don't want to share anything about your side.
Okay, this is not going anywhere. Let's just go.
- Total bitches. - What?
I like Kimi. I thought we could actually be friends.
She's not trying to hold accountability
for what she said.
She's trying to put it on Margo.
And I just think I really do deserve an apology.
Hey. How's everyone doing?
I'd like a glass of champagne, please.
There we are, darling. At your service.
Are you okay?
I mean, she's so like, in her, in her ways.
I'm like, you know what? You're not even worth it.
You're not worth it.
You want to talk about deep things,
you can talk to me.
She's upset. She's upset.
I am not apathetic to what happened to her.
Yeah, but what you said was apathetic.
Margo, that's your interpretation of it.
I think Missé's a pawn in a much bigger chess game.
Margo made it into something now
that makes me look like a bad person,
which is a really bad chess move on her part.
Really bad chess move, Margo.
Well, I should say something to Missé.
I'm going to say something.
Missé, let me just say something to you.
I would never intentionally
hurt you
from something that happened to your brother.
I am the most sensitive person about these things.
I apologize
if you felt I was being insensitive.
You can say whatever you want,
but I think when you say certain things about people...
Yeah, but it is who I am.
But it's not certain things about people.
Okay, well, then that's who you are and that's who I am.
Then we have to agree to disagree.
I'm not going to say I-- well, I don't think it's cool either,
to like, tell me I can't say
that I don't want to sit at a lunch that's very dark.
And I apologize if that hurts your feelings
but that's who I am.
That's absolute not an apology.
I don't know what she was even saying.
So, anyway.
This is such a tragedy in my life.
Don't you have any feelings
towards another person and their, their grief?
Are you okay?
I'm fine, yeah. Just want to go home.
I'm being made out to be the ----ing villain over here.
It was so nice to see you.
- I hope everything gets better. - It will be. Bye.
Bye, darling. It's been amazing.
- We're all leaving. - Are you okay?
[bleep] them.
- No, Kimi. - I was not trying to be mean.
But you have upset her, though.
And I actually don't dislike her, I just found it heavy.
But now she just feels like you've had a go at her
for sharing something when she was vulnerable.
Well, you know, she started getting in my face.
But couldn't you have just said I didn't mean it in a mean way.
- I'm sorry. - Well, I did! I ----ing...
Because she said you didn't even say sorry.
Well, I did. I did in the end. I was trying to be nice.
I've realized, like you know, whatever.
But like, I'm just saying like, some people are different.
No, exactly.
And then South Carolina got involved. I'm like, whoa.
Don't ----ing come at my throat.
[laughs]
Next time, on Ladies of London.
Are you ready to join in Mealtime Magic Manners?
You hold your fork like this.
Wow! Really?
If it's a boy, it's blue,
and if it's a girl, it's pink inside.
[cheering]
Something that was said became this huge thing.
You did say that I did it for attention.
If somebody stabbed you in the back,
I would have defended you.
Margo and I have been friends
for 20 years.
Oh, well, then I'm not your friend.