MADISON: Previously on this season of Southern Charm.
I do, a little bit, miss, you know, being single, right?
MADISON: While Austen was having second thoughts
about his relationship,
Craig was busy dipping his toe in the singles pool,
which caused more than a little friction
between Salley and Venita.
I don't wanna stop hanging out with Craig.
He will walk you like a dog with a leash
until he is done with you.
MADISON: But when Salley laid her heart on the line...
I've been kind of catching some feelings.
I'm saying I'm liking it.
Yeah, I just-- I-- I don't see it.
MADISON: ...Craig chose Charley over her,
causing a rift between the two BFFs.
I had drinks with Craig again.
I mean, I don't know why you didn't tell me.
It honestly feels like a slap in the face to our friendship.
MADISON: But it wasn't long before
Salley set her sights on a new target.
MADISON: And speaking of new beginnings,
I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.
What?
MADISON: Meanwhile, after Austen and Craig's friendship
went from bad to worse...
- Austen hates me. - Yes, I do ----ing hate you.
I mean, you're a ----ing prick.
MADISON: ...Shep took the gang to Mexico
for what was supposed to be a healing retreat,
which quickly devolved into anything but.
I would like to see Austen stand up for himself.
Venita, you don't exist in my world.
So just [bleep] off.
You might feel that our friendship is fine,
but I'm the one that's being, like, lied to.
Okay, look, I'm not denying the fact
that the second that it changed
was whenever I went on the date with Craig.
SALLEY: Craig, calm down.
Why are you yelling at me?
CRAIG: Because you keep getting involved with sh-- that
- has nothing to do with you. - I never--
- ----ing loser. - ----ing asshole.
You're a ----ing loser.
MADISON: And had Charley reconsidering
her budding relationship with Craig.
Seriously, last night, it was about nothing.
And it was like, I'm not interested in this.
MADISON: But after a spiritual cleanse
and some chakra realignment...
[all shouting]
Got to keep your eyes closed.
MADISON: ...things seem to be looking up.
- [thunder roaring] - [screaming]
Oh, my God.
MADISON: For now.
The four horsemen are sprinting towards us.
♪ Ba-ba-doo ♪
VICTORIA: We have an amazing dinner waiting for you outside.
Okay. What a beautiful setup.
Buen provecho, as we say here.
Buen provecho.
Would you like something?
Okay. All right.
SHEP: Is anyone else secretly in love with our shaman?
- AUSTEN: We know you are. - [laughing]
VENITA: She was hot.
- Sorry. - That was so loud.
Uh-huh.
SHEP: So cool. So insightful.
Maybe get her to move to Sullivan's.
Now that you got your new house that's a home.
SHEP: I'll wait till the remodel and then reach out.
MOLLY: Oh, my God.
- ...erased our minds. - Yeah.
It was crazy.
It felt really good.
I'm gonna hope that this healing ceremony unlocked
something in Craig that none of us have seen yet.
Because I am still definitely expecting an apology.
I sweat out all of my negative energy today.
We're all actually nice to each other for the first time.
Look, I know you all heard about Austen's birthday
and it was a dinner that got contentious
and a lot of things were said, and I wanted you to come here
and for you all to somehow resolve,
can come to some sort of beautiful conclusion
after tonight, especially, you know.
Hopefully there's no more acrimony, you know.
And you guys could just live your lives and be friendly--
- SHEP: Because life is good. - WHITNEY: Yeah.
I think that's the way that it has to be.
Like, Craig, man,
we were on the same path for the longest ----ing time.
But people just, like, grow in their own respective lives.
And I think that it, like,
affected me more than Craig, right?
Because Craig was like, "I'm in a relationship now."
And I'm like, "What about me, dude?" You know?
Craig and I were so attached to the hip for so ----ing long.
I think it just hit me hard.
You wanna add to that?
Yeah, I don't know. I-- I--
Sometimes the thoughts that you have in your head,
you just assume that other people understand.
So you just-- I don't-- Sorry, this is really hard.
I definitely do not understand a single thought
- that's in your head ever. - CRAIG: I know.
Because I don't--
I'm just saying, like, to me,
my opinion of our friendship never changed.
But I respect that you feel that it's different.
It is different, and that's okay.
Craig is a tough cookie to crack.
And when you get some sort of remorse from him,
it is a huge win.
I love that we're having this convo.
And whatever part, like, you will have me in your life,
like, I'm there for.
Thank you.
I love Austen, and I think he loves me,
but we need to be strangers again.
Our old friendship has to be put to bed.
And we need to start over.
So those predisposed notions, like, out the door.
Austen and I have a lot of work to do, but we'll figure it out.
Yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed that.
It was good. It was really good.
- Yeah. - CRAIG: That's great.
SHEP: I think Craig has a terrible time
with being vulnerable, so I think this maybe is a step
in the right direction.
Thanks, guys, for doing that in front of us, yeah.
VENITA: The calmest discussion I've seen in weeks.
- Yeah. - You know.
But generally, this is how I treat people.
I will say that I had a blast yesterday.
- SHEP: I did too. - It was a great, great day.
That was fun.
Okay, this is a mahi-mahi with veal oil sauce.
- VENITA: Thank you so much. - The mahi is from here?
- Fresh. - CRAIG: Nice.
- Buon appetito. - Oh, my gosh.
- The fish is awesome. - VENITA: Delicioso.
Yeah.
So, I got to ask you this. What happened last night?
CRAIG: A lot of times,
it feels like people get involved with my business,
and sometimes I can't process it as well as I could.
But, um, I mean,
it's not that big of a deal when people are in your business.
It's just, it's a trigger.
I'm sorry.
You should have came to my door...
He has this way of making amends that I've never seen before.
He turns on his charm and his smile.
But also, you kind of just wanna make amends with him,
because you don't want it to happen again,
because it's so ----ing terrifying.
CRAIG: What?
CHARLEY: It's mind-boggling to me
that Salley is buying this apology,
because it just doesn't feel like it's enough.
CRAIG: I'm excited to be closer friends.
- Thank you. - I'm done, yes.
Is everyone ready to get in the shuttle
- and get back to the hotel? - SHEP: Yeah, let's do it.
A perfect end to a perfect day.
Thank you.
- Hello. - Hello.
I don't think we are.
You can go wherever you want.
SALLEY: All right, let's go.
Those girls immediately-- That's so funny to me.
What?
They're like, "Oh, my God,
"PTSD, I'm never gonna ride in another van with Craig, and
I was like, "Okay, yeah, we'll jump in the van with Craig."
- And then here am I. - This is hilarious.
- Vamos. - VENITA: Bye, Mexico.
SHEP: Adios.
[thunder roaring]
MADISON: Coming up...
Did you ever think you could love something so much?
- Yeah, you. - Aww.
Sorry for actually caring about you and liking you.
I like you too.
♪♪♪
All right.
We're going home after a two-week vacation
in the luxury NICU.
I could cry right now.
Teddi had to be in the hospital for two weeks
in the NICU because she came six weeks early.
You know, not being able to hold her
and, like, take her home immediately
is something that nobody prepares you for.
BRETT: Here we go, Teddi. First car ride.
Make sure you drive good.
I am.
MADISON: She looks so cute.
Did you ever think you could love something so much?
- Yeah, you. - Aw.
BRETT: Almost home, Teddi.
Tired?
I'm gonna be tired for the next six years.
You ready for Irish twins?
Please.
- BRETT: Ready? - MADISON: I'm ready.
- Do you know how to get it out? - BRETT: Yeah.
- MADISON: No, you don't. - BRETT: Yeah, I do.
Okay.
BRETT: All right, here...
- Take this. - MADISON: Oh, pro. Natural.
Seeing Brett as a first-time dad
is the hottest thing I've ever seen.
Too bad I have to wait six weeks because, damn.
- We're home. - KACI: Hey.
Hello.
Hudson. Oh, look.
Oh, my goodness. She is tiny.
Hudson, what do you think?
Look at her little feet.
Do you wanna sit down and I can hand her to you, Hudson?
Yeah, you sit down, honey.
[Teddi babbling]
I love her little outfit. It's cute.
MADISON: Do you wanna get the little blanket, Hudson?
KACI: What do you think? Should I get the belly pillow?
MADISON: Yeah.
Is that a little easier?
What did you say you were gonna call her?
Booger.
- Booger? - I love that.
KACI: Look!
- Aww. - Aww, sweetie.
Aww. It's okay.
It's all good.
- Finally. - Finally.
- It's over. She's home. - Oh, God.
Hudson holding Teddi is like-- It's my two babies.
And, you know, naming her after my late father,
it's like Teddi was the missing piece to my family.
Yeah. So good.
I hope I'm not pregnant again,
'cause that's the only time I cry. Jesus.
HUDSON: I love her so much,
but then I'm not ready for her to be crying at night.
[laughter]
♪♪♪
Oh, no.
[sniffing]
It doesn't smell bad, though.
- Oh, God. - [phone ringing]
Hey. Oh, that is a neon shirt.
Yeah.
I know. It's very, very, very bright.
I'm just kind of unpacking.
It was good. I went surfing.
Yeah.
No, Mom.
It was fun. It was overall a good time.
Yes.
Um, but Craig and Salley kind of got into it,
and, like, it wasn't even an argument.
He just kind of, like, went off on her.
- SALLEY: Craig, calm down. - CRAIG: Stop.
Why are you yelling at me?
CRAIG: Because you keep getting involved with sh--
that has nothing to do with you.
- I never-- - CRAIG: Just leave me alone.
- ----ing loser. - ----ing asshole.
CRAIG: You're a ----ing loser.
Well, for sure.
But I have been absolutely blackout drunk before,
and, like, I've never talked to someone that way.
It was upsetting, to be honest.
That's like a big turn-off for me.
And I haven't spoken to him really since Mexico,
- but he called me yesterday. - Okay.
CRAIG: I was just calling to see if you've heard.
Patricia's hosting a black tie gala on the Battery this week.
I was gonna do something for Carolina Day.
I'd love it if you could come.
I don't know. Um...
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
The other people in this friend group have, like,
known him for a lot longer, but no one else is really, like,
holding him accountable because they don't feel like...
he'll be receptive to it.
Well, I think, um...
Like, um...
I don't know, Mom. I don't know.
I believe in holding your friends accountable
and calling them out, but...
I'm just at a point where I'm like, it's not worth it.
Yeah. Totally.
♪♪♪
MADISON: Coming up.
- Did he come with a date? - Yes.
[upbeat music]
Hey Siri, does cocktail attire require a jacket?
SIRI: Cocktail attire for men usually requires a jacket.
Mother----er.
♪♪♪
[sighs] This is such a ----ing ordeal.
♪♪♪
Oh, my God.
That's disgusting.
- VENITA: Wait, do we like this? - Oh, that's pretty.
All right, let's, uh...
knock the dust off these babies.
[meowing]
AUSTEN: Nice.
Very sharp. Very happy.
♪♪♪
- ERIN: Hello! - WOMAN: Hi.
If you wanna grab a glass of champagne,
and then the bar's in here,
and then they have passed appetizers in that room.
♪♪♪
[Patricia laughs]
Let's see. I think we go to the left.
All right. Thank you guys.
Oh. Look. Hey, wait.
We're passing the champagne tower.
Okay.
- RYAN: Here you go. - Thank you, thank you.
- Hey! This is Erin. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Do you like everything? - I think it looks wonderful.
And I think all the flags look good over there.
Carolina Day commemorates the defeat of the British
at Sullivan's Island in 1776.
But it's basically an excuse for
all of us here to throw a big party.
♪♪♪
Ooh! This looks great.
- Love this jacket. - Hey!
- Mwah! - Mwah!
- How are you? - You look lovely.
You look handsome as always.
- Gentlemen. - There are my dates,
my handsome dates. [laughs]
- Good to see you. - Long time no see.
AUSTEN: I know, it keeps on falling.
Maybe I have to put it down a little further like that, maybe?
- Whitney, sir. - Hold on, hold on.
- I gotta help. - Mwah.
Never wear velvet in the summer, otherwise [bleep].
I probably shouldn't have worn velvet.
I'm ----ing sweatin'. Sweatin'.
- ERIN: Hello. How are you? - Hi! Good, how are you?
- It's so pretty in here. - It's beautiful.
If you wanna grab a glass of champagne, and then the bar's
in here, and there's passed appetizers over there.
Perfect.
♪♪♪
Wow, wow, wow. This is a welcoming entrance.
Thanks, babe.
TYLER D: Hello.
CHARLEY: Hello!
- Sorry, I just ate a crab cake. - No, I just chugged champagne.
I'm probably gonna burp in your ear.
I miss you. I haven't seen you
- since Mexico. - I know.
Darling. How are you?
- You look stunning. - Thank you. You look so nice.
- I like this a lot. - Thank you.
- Oh, and the matching bow tie! - The matching bow tie!
Which was actually a birthday present from Craig.
- Damn, Craig. - CRAIG: You like that?
Thank you.
He gave it to me before my birthday went to hell.
CRAIG: Let's get primed and ready with kissing spray.
24-karat gold particles mouth spray. I think...
Tell a girl "I'm gonna put some gold in your mouth tonight."
[both laughing]
- Ooh, I like that. - Wait, let me get one more.
Oh, and it tastes good. I don't know where
they got the gold, though, that's edible.
[chokes, coughs]
[laughs] I haven't done that since, like, middle school.
CRAIG: So, I thought I would be taking Charley
to this event tonight, but I feel like
I don't know what's going on.
Have you guys actually talked kind of after Mexico?
No, we acted like things were the same, whereas, like,
instead of talking every day, it was, like, every other day.
There's been a change in energy, and, like, if it's just
because of a misunderstanding, we can fix that.
But nothing has happened.
So nothing irreversible has gone down.
No, not at all. Nothing really has happened.
- It just... - Seems like it has.
MADISON: Coming up.
SALLEY: Charley, you know I have feelings for him.
And I told you that.
[upbeat music]
Nice to meet you.
AUSTEN: Ma'am? What is that?
Okay, fine.
- We getting out here? - KORY: Yep.
CRAIG: All right, I'm ready.
All right, let's do this.
♪♪♪
Hey. How are you?
- ERIN: Do you want a champagne? - Sure.
Thank you very much.
WHITNEY: Well, well, well.
I channeled my inner you. I feel like this is
- a good '70s porn star. - Too legit to quit.
It's like Vanilla Ice.
[laughing]
- How are you? - I'm good.
It's good to see you. Thank you for inviting me to this.
- This is awesome. - How are you?
Hey, man. We're both wearing bow ties.
- I know, I went and got one. - Craig bought me this.
What are you drinking? Champagne?
Yeah. You wanna go get some?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, let's go.
I did all right. I just was gonna wear it all crazy.
[tense music]
Hi.
- VENITA: Hi, boys. - Mwah.
- Mwah.
- SALLEY: Hey. - Hey, darlin'.
- Mwah. - You look good.
- Oh, do I get two cheeks? - Yeah.
Good seeing you.
- You look great. - Thanks.
You literally looked at him and you were like...
All right. How do we get in here?
Hi, how are you? Good to see you.
- MOLLY: Hello. - Hello. Mwah.
Hi, how you doing? Mwah. It's good to see you.
Hi, Miss Patricia.
- Hey! - How are you? You look--
- This jacket is amazing. - Look at you.
You look gorgeous.
Thank you. Madison helped me. On FaceTime.
- She gonna come, do you think? - I don't think so.
She wanted to, but it's hard for her to leave that cute--
I mean, Teddi is precious.
Does that make you wanna have one?
I mean, I'm not done with my party days.
But I still want my baby, you know?
- I don't know. - Well, come on.
Let's go in here and see who we wanna have...
Hey, we need a sperm donor.
SALLEY: This is so awkward, but, like...
she's not wrong. [laughs]
Austen would make a great sperm donor.
I mean, you want grandkids, right?
Whitney could be a sperm donor.
- WHITNEY: Sperm donor? - Yeah, for me.
PATRICIA: All right, Whitney, I've signed you up.
He's like, "We can try."
[Whitney laughs]
- SHEP: Come on. - Thank you.
SHEP: Okay. Lions and tigers and bears.
Are we underdressed is the question.
Well, that's 100% your fault.
SHEP: I know.
[chuckles]
WHITNEY: Shep sauntered in.
- AUSTEN: Hello. - Let's come say hi to the boys.
- Did he come with a date? - Yes.
- Who is she? - Oh, who did he bring?
HANNAH: Hello, my friend.
This is Venita's tennis teacher, Hannah.
- Really? Wow. - HANNAH: Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Is Venita actually good at tennis?
I'm Hannah. She's actually good, yeah.
VENITA: Thank you very much.
- This is Hannah. This is Molly. - Hi!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.
SHEP: We've known each other for 20 years.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah.
Not 20. 20? No. 16. 17?
- Yeah, like since college. - SHEP: She's your age.
I am 37.
- She's 37. - 37.
Okay!
I'm surprised to see Shep with an age-appropriate girl.
She could almost be, like, the mother
of a girl that Shep dates.
Hello!
- Hey, darling. - Oh, my Lanta.
How are you? You look like prom dates.
- Look at you! - Oh, my--
- I know. - You take my "breast" away.
- Yeah. - Badum, badum, badum!
- Eddie, how about a little... - I'm okay. Thank you, though.
MOLLY: Cheers.
- Oh, yeah. - Bold move on the martini.
Four olives, it's excessive.
I'm gonna see what they're drinking.
I have no idea. She's, like, actively avoiding me.
CRAIG: No, she, like, keeps running away from me.
- Oh. - That's weird.
- Did you see that? - SALLEY: Yeah.
CRAIG: Now I just feel like I'm getting clowned.
Craig, you gotta move forward with your life.
CRAIG: I just don't understand it, because...
I think we were a lot closer than anyone knew.
You know, we FaceTimed for, like, hours every night.
We would talk for hours a day, every day.
Like, when she would be bored, she'd FaceTime me.
When she was falling asleep, she'd FaceTime me.
- She did? - Yeah, like, she was supposed
to come with me and my brother and sister and a lot of friends.
Yeah, we had, like, big plans.
Craig, you're blowing my mind.
I am just, like, honestly shook
that y'all were as close as you say you were.
Looking back, I think that there was a lot of signs
that their relationship was more serious than she was letting on.
CRAIG: Do you know how to swim?
No. Will you teach me?
- You're on my team. - [bleep] yeah.
[Charley giggles]
I'm really in the mood for a piña colada.
Well, there's a whole ----ing machine that you asked for,
- piña coladas in there. - Thank you.
The fact that those deep of feelings
were going on is, like, wild.
Yeah, I was just keeping it quiet out of respect for her.
Well, she shouldn't have kept it quiet with me
because I thought we were good friends.
Literally, like, I am so blindsided by everything.
MADISON: Coming up.
You have, like, a serious ----ing anger problem.
Like, do you, like, accept that or not?
Austen, I work on myself every day.
[upbeat music]
Okay, let's go get a drink.
WHITNEY: Thank you very much. All right.
And today, in honoring Carolina Day,
we are commemorating the Battle of Sullivan's Island in 1776.
- CRAIG: The year Shep was born. - Hey!
- [laughs] - When a small band of patriots
defied the British Navy
and defended Charleston against impossible odds.
¡Viva la revolución!
And let's have some fun.
[cheering]
♪♪♪
Hey!
- How are you doing? - I'm good.
You look hot tonight. Got the ass and tits out.
- Ass and tits. - We're going out tonight?
Big booty bitches.
What do you have to do tomorrow? Besides make me breakfast.
Wow. Don't pat me like that!
AUSTEN: Hello!
We are gonna sneak out.
I want you to stay. I want you to keep me company.
[Austen sighs]
PATRICIA: I'm ready to go.
CHARLEY: I'm getting a drink.
AUSTEN: Ah. Bye, guys.
Mwah, mwah. Thanks for having us.
Can I get a vodka water?
Are you gonna talk to him tonight?
I've been waiting to talk to him, but he's been preoccupied.
But now it's one of those things where now I'm mad
that it's been so long and do I have to go up to him
and be like, can you come up to me? You know, like...
Well, I don't know if he ever is going to come up to you.
So I think you might have to be the one to do it.
Thank you. Fine, I'll go talk to him.
Okay, okay.
- Craig! - Hi, how are you?
How are you?
- I love your hair like that. - Hey!
- You're so weird.
Every time I walked in a room, you were like dodging me.
- Let's go talk, then. - Yeah.
Okay.
After the conversation I just had with Craig,
- I am just like shook. - What happened?
He was telling me things that I had no idea
about like Charley, like she wants to travel with him
and like they FaceTime hours a day.
I'm surprised how deep they were.
No, I didn't know until tonight how close they were.
This is weird.
I mean, like this isn't surprising to any of us.
But Salley's typically the hot best friend
that gets all the guys.
So I think that's a real blow to Salley's pride.
VENITA: As someone that's your best friend,
are they going to go after the man you like?
- Yes or no? - SALLEY: No.
And if they go after the man they know you like,
are they going to hide it?
- Yes or no? - No.
WHITNEY: She ain't your best friend, girlie.
You're realizing that you don't know her as well as you thought.
SALLEY: Well, yeah.
Um, well, cheers.
Cheers.
What? I was excited to see you all day.
Yeah, I haven't seen you since Mexico.
But I feel like I like haven't really talked to you
about you and Salley's confrontation
and like how it made me feel, you know?
Well, yeah, you never, I mean you never...
But neither did you.
Look, everyone has bad nights and like Salley got in my head.
It's not just Salley, like I feel like whenever
you have like an argument where like
you guys piss each other off all the time.
- Right. - CHARLEY: I wish it didn't
turn into a confrontation.
It's upsetting to me.
Of course, it was awful. And like I would take it back
in a ----ing heartbeat, but I can't.
But like you and I have an incredible relationship...
- But, see-- - ...where we FaceTime
- every night and like-- - Not every night
and since Mexico, like no--
Okay, but up 'til that, it was like a month and a half.
I'm not denying it.
I met your friends, like we had a great time.
- I'm not denying it. - I know.
I'm saying before like I was seriously interested in you.
I'm just saying my switch flipped in Mexico.
Like I like only see us as friends now.
CRAIG: I let my guard down with Charley
and like this isn't a rebound
or like something that I'm distracting myself with.
So for it to all be erased in one bad night just sucks.
But like at the end of the day, like after my breakup,
I think I was worried that, you know,
I would never like like someone again.
But I had a big enough crush on you
that like I would have picked you over my ex.
And I didn't think I would like have felt that again.
- Really? - Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Well, yeah, because it was never like we never got there.
But we had a lot of fun.
I'm not like going anywhere friendship wise.
We're never going to be just friends.
Look, we can-- we can be-- We can try. We can try.
Just friends.
CHARLEY: Cheers.
[indistinct]
- Just friends. - Okay.
I didn't get to see you.
Wait, where is your girl-- Did you bring a girl here?
- Yeah, Hannah. - She's cute.
She's cute. I like her.
She's great. She was like, I'm 37.
I want a child. I was like, I'm 45.
- I want one too. - You don't want a child.
- I think so. - No, you don't.
But like, I'd be like a donor.
Boner donor.
Can I get a glass of white wine?
Now I'm looking at a fruit basket.
- Salley, what's going on? - Come, come here.
What is that?
SALLEY: I'm upset with you, Charley.
Like a lot upset with you.
CHARLEY: Why?
SALLEY: Craig told me all this stuff like about
- y'all being in a relationship. - CHARLEY: Yeah.
And I have to learn from Craig.
Oh, my God.
Maybe I didn't want anyone to know, you know?
LEVA: Totally fair unless like your best friend
liked him before, you know?
Then you can't have the friendship anymore, you know?
If I ever felt like Salley like
seriously like was still interested in Craig,
I would have never gone on the oyster date.
I went on the date because I believed that
she was 1,000% okay with it.
Like I genuinely want to go and I'm like excited to.
Have fun on your date, but I have, I don't like,
if he's going to write me off like that,
then like, [bleep] him.
With how good of friends we are,
I thought if she wasn't okay with it
that she would have told me that.
She was 1,000% like supportive of it.
- Salley. - She wants to be the good girl
and the innocent one.
And I feel like she's almost playing dumb with me.
I can't, I can't do this.
What's wrong?
Charley, you know what's wrong.
She knew I had feelings for Craig.
I'm going to have the receipts.
Is there something you're not saying, Salley?
The text I sent you before you and Craig's date.
CHARLEY: Salley.
Charley, you know the text.
I thought I had feelings for him.
Then I told you that.
- Like it just sucked. - I know, I know.
It really sucked for me to send you those texts
and then you had to go on a date with him.
Like it ----ing sucked.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Ever since, I've had like a resentment towards you.
With me?
And it's all coming out right now.
CHARLEY: I know.
SALLEY: But you knew how I was feeling about him.
And then you to go on a date with him.
Ever since, I've had like a resentment towards you.
Look, I was completely selfish in my decision.
I knew deep down like how you were feeling
and instead, like, I chose to entertain a guy
that you thought that you like might actually be like
really interested in.
And I'm like actually incredibly sorry.
I know there's no excuse, but like I'm really sorry.
Like I don't know where we go from here.
I don't either, but I mean, I...
- I love you like so much. - I love you too.
- Ow! - Oh, my God, Shep!
Coors Light, please.
Hello.
- CRAIG: What's up? - Hey. Let me get a beer.
- I'll join you. - Okay.
That's good.
A Coors Light.
- Come and sit. - Oh.
So like, you've had your hands full.
Yeah. Charley told me on the porch that she's like,
"I just want to be friends."
So, but it's-- it's a bummer because I told her
we were never going to be just friends.
Like it's just not a thing. I'm moving on with my life.
But then Salley was really upset that she's not read in,
read in by Charley to our relationship.
But Salley made it so difficult for us to have a chance.
And I constantly deal with people meddling in my business,
which gets to be a lot.
- Craig. - CRAIG: What?
AUSTEN: You say mean and nasty things to everyone
who rubs you the wrong way.
Like sh-- that you can't take back?
CRAIG: Do I get angry? Yes.
And I work on that. I hate being reactive.
But like it's in response
to people doing really ----ed up sh-- to me.
Oh, my God.
Charley ditched him because of his behavior in Mexico,
not because of Salley.
Once again, everyone else's fault, no accountability.
How many people can you scream at man before you're like,
"I actually should do some work about this?"
I will put in the work to make myself better.
You're not though.
- I work on myself every day. - Okay. Okay.
I wholeheartedly disagree with you.
Craig, you are unable to like admit any fault.
No, I'm not. I said I'm always wrong when I'm reactive.
You have like a serious ----ing anger problem.
Like do you like accept that or not?
Austen, this isn't a productive conversation.
AUSTEN: Oh, my God.
Like you'll never see another person's ----ing point of view.
CRAIG: I will see everyone's point of view.
No, you won't Craig.
You see your point of view only.
And like we don't got to do this.
- We really don't. - Okay. Because it's cyclical.
It's cyclical because you don't take accountability.
- That's not true. - Whatever man.
You never ----ing listen to anybody.
[bleep] off Craig, dude. You are lost.
You're a lost soul. And it's obvious.
I'm done. I'm leaving.
God damn dude.
Craig is off his ----ing rocker.
What happened?
AUSTEN: Only Craig can make it seem that he's not the prick.
You guys are back to square one.
AUSTEN: No, we're going to square zero.
He has really no business in my life.
- So, I am leaving. - Where do you want to go?
I don't know. Away from here.
- Let's get out of here. - Let's grab a drink, all right?
- Let's grab a ----ing drink. - WHITNEY: Yeah, the boys.
- Let's get a drink. - WHITNEY: The ----ing boys.
- Okay, let's go. - All right, let's do it.
- Let me get my date. - Grab your date.
Let's get the [bleep] out of here.
SALLEY: I just texted Austen. Is he okay?
Austen, can you come here?
Okay, is it important?
SALLEY: How was your conversation with Craig?
I feel good about not holding any more space
for Craig in my life.
Good for you.
You-- you looked really great tonight.
Thanks. So do you.
Okay. I'm leaving.
SALLEY: No, can you come here?
AUSTEN: Oh, my God.
Sorry for actually caring about you and liking you and like...
Well, I-- I appreciate that.
And I really do and I like you too.
I-- I think you're wonderful.
I do.
But I'm not in a headspace to like do something with somebody.
I understand like getting out of a relationship
and like not being emotionally available.
- Yeah. - But like, would you be
interested in me if you were in the headspace?
I don't know.
- I cannot answer that. - I call bullsh--.
- Okay. - You know it's reciprocated.
I think that me and Austen both kind of know if we get together,
it-- it could potentially be the real thing.
Austen, I'll do whatever I gotta do.
There's a car here.
I'm going to meet up with Whitney and Shep.
Are you coming with me or not?
- Yeah, I'm coming with you. - Okay.
I love you and hate you at the same time.
I had a feeling, I might be adopting these chickens.
Y'all have a better life on the farm.
Bye chickens.
Bye, Popcorn.
Bye, Cantaloupe.
- Bye Coco. - Bye.
Bye!
Love you!
Why did I ever like chickens?
ANDY: Next week on the "Southern Charm" reunion...
MADISON: I'm back to my fighting weight.
AUSTEN: There are certain people
that need to be held accountable.
VENITA: There are some friendships that I want to save.
SHEP: The great thing about the reunion
is like, it can be cathartic.
What's your bracelet?
It says the Greek evil eye to prevent negative energy.
And then I wore an empath spray
that a magician made me.
Empath spray?
Salley, have you and Austen been intimate?
Oh, yeah.
- Austen? - Salley?
- Help me out. - Stop lying.
MADISON: You guys are dumb as [bleep]
if you think you're gonna tell us
that y'all have not had sex.
Venita and Salley, are you two good?
I feel like, you're honestly, like ashamed
to like, call me your friend.
The whole time, you just were like,
"Charley's talking to other boys."
- She was. - CRAIG: But right,
she promised she wasn't talking to anyone else
the whole time we were together.
I did not, I did not.
I was strung on.
We went on two dates.
What about Salley gossiping about your vagina?
It's so wild that you should know
not to ----ing repeat it.
Everyone here has a traumatizing story with Craig.
You're overtalking and you're interrupting
and I can't get my words out.
It's hard for you to say, "I'm sorry."
Then you shouldn't be friends with me.
We're gonna leave it there.
It's just very, like--