1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,398 MADISON: Previously on ""Southern Charm..." 2 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:08,965 Austen, keep running your mouth 3 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,053 and Shep's gonna say something 4 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:11,750 that's gonna ruin your life. 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:15,450 These two moron girls in New York come up to me like, 6 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,321 "Austen and our friend are talking," 7 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,540 so I called Craig. 8 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,932 Oh, that was your----ing move, 9 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,237 - was to call Craig? - No-- 10 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,718 MADISON: After Craig decided 11 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,154 to throw Shep under the bus, 12 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,200 Molly took aim at Salley. 13 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,723 You've been telling everyone 14 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,203 that I'm calling dibs on all the guys. 15 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,725 You 100% said it, Salley. 16 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:33,206 - She's right. - You might have been drunk. 17 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:36,645 MADISON: Meanwhile, Craig set his sights on Charley... 18 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:39,561 That actually works. Yeah, like that. 19 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,128 MADISON:...even though Salley thought 20 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,693 she was still in the running. 21 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,783 SALLEY: Me and Charley went to Craig's house 22 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,307 to get in the hot tub. 23 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:52,007 Mom! 24 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:55,403 MADISON: And as I worried that old Craig had returned... 25 00:00:55,620 --> 00:01:00,451 To just see him be so aggressive and quick to just flip, 26 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:03,237 that's where I'm like, "Don't go back to who you were. 27 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:04,976 "That was a horrible person." 28 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:07,632 MADISON:...Austen came to a realization of his own. 29 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,504 Why do you give them so much----ing grace? 30 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:12,246 The other night just absolutely proved that to me. 31 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:15,031 I'm like, "Both of those dudes are just not my friends." 32 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,033 ♪ But the game's getting old ♪ 33 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,035 ♪ Now he's all alone ♪ 34 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,778 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 35 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,563 [upbeat music playing] 36 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,309 Well, this is a sh-- show. 37 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:33,832 I don't know what I'm doing. 38 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,835 Well, this is a weed. This is a----ing weed. 39 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,881 [screams] 40 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,102 [chuckles, whimpers] 41 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,494 SALLEY: Hey, buddy. 42 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,627 You can sit next to Mommy while she works. 43 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,115 No, don't eat it off my plate. 44 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:57,682 Hey, Beth, what's more lawyerly 45 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,162 than shredding a bunch of papers? 46 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,685 [laughs] Not much. 47 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,254 Particularly when they're discovery requests 48 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,778 that I'm not gonna answer. 49 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,520 Well, that would require billable hours. [laughs] 50 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,696 - Hey! - Just saying. 51 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:17,920 ♪ 52 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:26,798 - RANDY: Five o'clock. - PATRICIA: I heard the gong. 53 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,670 Thank you very much. 54 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,890 Thank you. 55 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,326 - Do me a favor. - Sure. 56 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:34,806 - See these two candles? - I do. 57 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,808 Could you just stick them over there? 58 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,767 - No, not these ones. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 59 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,290 - Yeah. - Oh, sorry. 60 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,162 The fragrant candles. Yeah. 61 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:43,859 - And that one as well? - PATRICIA: Yeah, please. 62 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,948 - Thank you. - RANDY: You're welcome. 63 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,129 Hmm. 64 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,133 [Madison groans] 65 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,275 - MADISON: Hi! - Hey, Madison. 66 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:09,580 - Come on in. - How are you? 67 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:10,972 I'm great. 68 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,670 Patricia's in the living room there. 69 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,105 She's already got her cocktail. 70 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,238 I'm so jealous. 71 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:16,935 We have sweet tea. 72 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:18,981 - We have orange juice. - MADISON: Sweet tea is fine. 73 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,809 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 74 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,986 - Are you pregnant? - No, I've just been eating. 75 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,425 Is that comfortable enough for you? 76 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:31,211 Yes. I might just kick my feet up and lay down. 77 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:33,213 - Do. Do that. - You look good. 78 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,344 - I like this outfit. - Thanks. 79 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,477 You going out? 80 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:37,869 Yeah. I'm going out clubbing. 81 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,262 MADISON: Yeah. 82 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:43,745 - Thank you. - PATRICIA: Thank you. 83 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,399 That's a cute dress. 84 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,444 I mean, it's not a maternity-type dress. 85 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:48,837 I just size up. 86 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,448 PATRICIA: I worked until I gave birth, 87 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,581 wearing what looked like a sack. 88 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:56,236 [both laugh] 89 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:58,760 The worst part of being pregnant is giving birth. 90 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:03,243 My labor was literally two days without an epidural. 91 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,897 I did it once, and that was enough. 92 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,246 How many months is it now? 93 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,597 - Well, I have ten weeks left. - Oh. 94 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:13,470 [laughs] It's a lot. A lot of time left. 95 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:16,691 - But we're hanging in there. - Are you gonna breastfeed? 96 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,520 We'll see if she likes silicone implants or not. 97 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:24,393 Well, I tried breastfeeding for like 20 seconds. 98 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:27,441 - Yeah. - It's my idea of hell. 99 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,054 So, tell me what's going on. 100 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,926 Have you met Salley's friend, Charley? 101 00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:36,276 PATRICIA: No. 102 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:37,625 MADISON: She's super pretty, really cute. 103 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,408 - Is she? - Mm-hmm. 104 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,497 Anyways, I think a little love triangle is happening. 105 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:42,891 Oh, my God. 106 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,458 Craig flirts with Salley, 107 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,764 and I think Salley likes him. 108 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,331 Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:49,767 But Craig is more into Charley. 110 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,508 PATRICIA: Interesting. 111 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,075 So, Craig's having these girls over, 112 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,468 hanging out in the hot tub 113 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,164 late night pretty frequently. 114 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,645 Intriguing. 115 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,647 Did anybody sleep with anybody? 116 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,039 I don't know. 117 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,606 I haven't heard a report back from that. 118 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:03,781 Mm-hmm. 119 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,435 I have old-fashioned ideas 120 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,610 about courtship. 121 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:10,527 I mean, What's wrong with having sex in a bed 122 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:12,137 where it's civilized? 123 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,316 I mean, a hot tub just sounds totally disgusting. 124 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:20,668 So, at this party that we're at, Austen made a comment. 125 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:23,105 Salley's never happy with her shot. 126 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:25,803 Okay. 127 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:27,762 And Craig loses it. He's like... 128 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,546 You're the only unhappy person here 129 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,068 because you're living a lie. 130 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,202 It was such an innocuous statement. 131 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,986 I mean, is he all right? 132 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,641 - No, I don't think so. - Hmm. 133 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,687 Obviously, I know he's heartbroken. 134 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:41,906 - Yeah. - Yeah. 135 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:44,822 The late-night hot tubs, the drinking, 136 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,476 it's just a void that he's trying to fill 137 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,173 because he's not over Paige. 138 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,827 Come here. I love you. 139 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,177 I love you too, Craig. 140 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,310 But he's got to get it under control 141 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,356 before it just takes back over his life. 142 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,445 - PATRICIA: Oh, God. - MADISON: I know. 143 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,403 I may need another one of these. 144 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,500 I don't need this net anymore. 145 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:13,068 Well, I hope the new volleyball comes in town. 146 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,984 It's, like, the main activity. [grunts] 147 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,944 Ooh. Tomato ready for picking. 148 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,207 - Hey, Jack. - What are you doing? 149 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,514 I ordered a new volleyball set. 150 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,647 Okay, nice. That one's kind of gross. 151 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,125 CRAIG: It is gross. 152 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,172 This water's been in here for two years. 153 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,564 Let's get rid of those. 154 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,610 - How's everything going? - Um, good. 155 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,177 Just been getting everything ready for the party. 156 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,831 CRAIG: Yeah, I know. It should be fun. 157 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:40,400 JACK: There's a couple of last-minute requests. 158 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,140 Great. 159 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:46,797 I mean, what more could we have? You know? 160 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,495 The only thing I was thinking of, 161 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,801 if you call, like, a power washing company 162 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,021 tomorrow and see if they can come blast this. 163 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,370 Do the-- Yeah. 164 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:55,632 I just think it'll look so much nicer 165 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,068 because Connor is gonna set 166 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:58,809 the ceviche station up right here. 167 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,202 Okay, cool. 168 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,550 It's like a Memorial Day 169 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,900 pool party from when we were little. 170 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:06,991 So I kind of think we lean into a little bit 171 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,820 more tacky than we usually would with Stars and Stripes. 172 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:13,781 Okay. Just elevated with, like, more fun adult items. 173 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,652 CRAIG: I love throwing parties. 174 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:18,220 Like, I was the social chair of my fraternity in college. 175 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,961 Like, I've always thrown parties. 176 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:22,136 My parties have just graduated throughout the years. 177 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:25,053 - CAMERAN: Do you have ice? - No ice, no napkins. 178 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,098 Whitney, your mom is a----ing butler. 179 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,710 So? We'd have napkins and ice here. 180 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:33,017 I think Paige was able to take me from, 181 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:36,717 like, my college ways of throwing a party 182 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:39,459 and make them nice, like, an adult way. 183 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:42,940 Let's go over what we're doing for the party. 184 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,942 You know, I would have liked to cook for everyone. 185 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,640 - I think you were right. - Yeah, I know. 186 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,337 Is Craig getting you a drink? 187 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,382 WOMAN: Um, I don't know. No, I don't think so. 188 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,167 What do you want? 189 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,431 I feel like I wanna host so badly, 190 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:58,608 but maybe I just let the yard itself be the host. 191 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,567 Like, the garden will be open if anyone wants to 192 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,569 pick the tomatoes and peppers and stuff. 193 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,091 Okay. 194 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,137 We're getting honey from the hives to give 195 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:09,401 the bartenders for the signature cocktail. 196 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,751 Yes. 197 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,056 Oh, we're gonna have a slushie machine. 198 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,448 Okay, nice. Have you-- 199 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,755 I told Charley we'd do pina coladas. 200 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,061 Okay. 201 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,498 I love a frozen drink. 202 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,282 What flavor should I make the slushies at? 203 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,545 I love pina coladas. 204 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,025 Okay, we'll do that. 205 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,027 It's fun, like, having a crush on someone. 206 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,638 It reminds you that that feeling is possible. 207 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:32,076 Charley has taken my mind off Paige. 208 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,861 Like, she is hot. 209 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:37,386 And then I've got to pick Trop Hop up from Bottles for Austen. 210 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,562 That's my, like, gesture. 211 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,522 - 'Cause we got in a fight. - Oh, shocker. 212 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:45,133 Yeah. It was stupid. I shouldn't have yelled. 213 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,396 So I actually apologized to him there. 214 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,528 I hope he comes. 215 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,355 I can't imagine him not coming. 216 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,835 Yeah. 217 00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:58,929 VENITA: Oh, wow. That's gonna be so jammy. 218 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,670 I don't think I've ever had an egg this jammy before. 219 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,542 I'm scared. 220 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,936 Coming through. 221 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,119 - Hello? - AUSTEN: Hey. 222 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,599 Where are you? 223 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,174 Hi. 224 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,481 VENITA: I'm not buying the rumor. 225 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,745 Austen and Audrey are well-suited for each other, 226 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,617 but I don't know if Austen will ever mature enough 227 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,488 to put a ring on someone's hand. 228 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,273 But I think they're-- 229 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,492 I don't know, I think they're cute together. 230 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:43,147 I don't know. I'm rooting for him. 231 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,585 Piper! 232 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:49,589 Stop. They're so cute. 233 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:56,378 I was just calling to make sure you were okay, like, overall. 234 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,771 Like... 235 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,777 Right. 236 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,213 I don't know why it bothers you what other people do. 237 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,608 Just be yourself, man. That's all anyone wants. 238 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,436 Whoa. Craig has emerged. 239 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,637 Yeah. 240 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,378 I know. I'm just sick over this thing. 241 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,859 Like, you're my brother, you know, 242 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:46,341 and I just feel like I played a small part in it, 243 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,082 but I played a part in it nonetheless. 244 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,518 I'm so sorry, man. 245 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:50,824 I know you've had a terrible week, 246 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,826 and I'm hurt that I hurt you. 247 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:57,221 I knew Shep would be very upset by me choosing to ignore him, 248 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:01,008 but, like, I think my friends view me as, 249 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,488 like, a target that is gonna forgive. 250 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,403 And they're like, "Oh, he's just gonna get over it, 251 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,970 "and we're just gonna be good and dandy." 252 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:11,453 And it's like, how many times can that happen? 253 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,889 [bleep] it. 254 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,325 Like, who the [bleep] am I choosing 255 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,588 to spend my time with? 256 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,329 VENITA: Shep's reaction, that's a real friend. 257 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,463 He's, like, not saying, "Oh, you need to go change 258 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,031 "these things about yourself and then come back to me." 259 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,033 He's like, "No, how can I do better 260 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,512 "for you in our friendship?" 261 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,777 Meanwhile, Craig's like, 262 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,953 "Well, if that's how you feel, get out." 263 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,694 That's not a friend. 264 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,090 Yeah. 265 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,619 No, absolutely not. 266 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,056 Salley's got to stop hanging out with him too, 267 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,492 I don't like that. 268 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,885 Oh, absolutely she is. 269 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:56,541 Because she's been there every weekend 'til 4:00 a.m. 270 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,630 So, I don't know. 271 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,460 Yeah. 272 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,635 MADISON: Coming up... 273 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,028 You are being sh--ty. 274 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,595 You've been----ing sh--ty. 275 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,511 You are sh--ty. Always, you----ing asshole. 276 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,519 [birds chirping] 277 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:24,047 It's so pretty today. Is that a low tide? 278 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,439 Ooh. 279 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,530 It's prime shark tooth hunting time. 280 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,707 [line ringing] 281 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,754 Mom? 282 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,147 MICHAEL: Hi. 283 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:43,632 That's fine. I can talk to you. [chuckles] 284 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,897 MOLLY: So, I'm driving back from Keith's. 285 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,641 What do you mean, who's Keith? Keith Bradshaw. 286 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,386 Dad! Yes, you do. 287 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,911 Who did I record the song with? 288 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,913 Jesus Christ. 289 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,960 Let's go back to do another one without 290 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,352 the high note in the very beginning. 291 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,876 Okay. Yeah. 292 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:14,532 ♪ Willingly attachment, no fear, no doubt ♪ 293 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:19,233 ♪ Only lonely souls, inside and out ♪ 294 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,931 Okay, that sounds a little better. 295 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,280 All right, that's how we make songs. 296 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:27,458 [shrieks] Why is it so stressful? 297 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,026 God, my parents have always been my biggest supporters. 298 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,073 They've always wanted me to do all of the things 299 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,075 that I've wanted to do. 300 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,903 I mean, not to toot my own horn, 301 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,427 but I really was good at a lot of stuff. 302 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,821 I remember the first time I heard you sing solo, 303 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:42,909 and I didn't know who it was. 304 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,561 I know. 305 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,086 He turned to me and said, "Who's that singing?" 306 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,566 He thought it was Olivia Newton-John or something. 307 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,090 [laughter] 308 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,570 MOLLY: My dad, he has always been like, 309 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,529 "You need to do more with your singing. 310 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,182 "You could be famous. 311 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,140 "You could be the next Taylor Swift. 312 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,056 "You could be on Broadway." 313 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,276 It was good. 314 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,192 We're gonna try and do an open mic night. 315 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,499 I've never done that before. 316 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,509 [chuckles] That was scary. 317 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,337 I've always had performance anxiety. 318 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,644 I had a recital when I was probably about eight or nine, 319 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,993 a piano recital. 320 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,559 And I was playing, 321 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,431 and then I forgot where I was in the piece. 322 00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:28,780 I panicked. 323 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,391 I stood up, and I ran down the aisle 324 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,480 of the church out of the building. 325 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,793 Yeah, that would've freaked me out. 326 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:45,972 I think I stood in my own way with a lot of things in life. 327 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:50,106 But I've gotten myself to a point where I feel like 328 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:54,676 I'm ready mentally to start facing my fears 329 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,244 and doing all the things that used to bring me joy. 330 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,599 Arguing maybe comes natural. 331 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,775 [both laughing] 332 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,692 [car horn honks] 333 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,130 What do I need? 334 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,181 Sour cream. Butter. 335 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,966 [Kevin barking] 336 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:27,535 Hmm. Hi, buddy. 337 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:28,928 Hello. You look cute. 338 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,276 You look cute. 339 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,148 - No, you look cute. - No, you do. 340 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,801 CHARLEY: What you doing? 341 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,586 - SALLEY: What are we doing? - What are we doing? 342 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,979 - We're baking a cake. - Oh, fun. 343 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,418 It's my mom's recipe from scratch. 344 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,941 So is it your grandma's? 345 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,161 - Yeah, look how old it is. - Oh, my God. 346 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,642 - The coffee stains. - SALLEY: I know. 347 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,078 Mom's coffee cake. 348 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,427 - Cute. - SALLEY: I know. 349 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,474 We bake it every Christmas Eve. 350 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,825 And it came from my grandmother, Mammy. 351 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,696 [tearfully] She just was one of the only people 352 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,481 that understood me. 353 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,396 Like, I would call her with all my drama, 354 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,399 and she would just make me feel better about it. 355 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,966 Yeah, she was my best friend. 356 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,881 She passed away two years ago. 357 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,580 And it's her birthday next week. 358 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,451 So, I'm extra emotional. 359 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,019 Okay, two sticks of butter. Here. 360 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,544 - Open that. - CHARLEY: Okay. 361 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,766 SALLEY: Okay. Two cups of sugar, I think? 362 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,115 Uh... 363 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,291 Maybe? No. 364 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:29,509 That's ten ounces. 365 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,773 Two cups. Eight plus eight. 366 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,212 Sixteen. 367 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,127 Twelve. 368 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,781 A cup's eight ounces. Come on. 369 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,000 [grunts] 370 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,002 Eight? Yeah. 371 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,874 [chuckling] 372 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,483 Yes. 373 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,226 I don't cook at all. Maybe that's why I'm single. 374 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,837 No, you just need a man that likes to do everything. 375 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,317 CHARLEY: Even though, like, 376 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,102 Salley and I's friendship is new, 377 00:16:56,319 --> 00:17:00,062 I feel like we bonded more like sisters than friends. 378 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,066 But we haven't had to navigate a lot of 379 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,155 normal, like, friendship struggles. 380 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,114 Yet. 381 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,029 - Do you wanna crack this? - Sure. 382 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,639 Is it the entire egg? 383 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,034 The entire egg. [laughs] 384 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,167 Okay, people cook with just yolks. 385 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:22,215 Well, soon we're gonna be able 386 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,869 to go back there and get the eggs. 387 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,742 Are you getting, like, your own chickens? 388 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,918 Yeah, me and Craig are gonna go pick out chickens. 389 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:34,314 I was talking to Craig in the hot tub about life 390 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,708 and the kind of life we want and farms and stuff. 391 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,362 And I was like, "I've always wanted chickens." 392 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,103 He's like, "You should do it." 393 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:44,192 And I was like, "I'm gonna get----ing chickens." 394 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,151 The Walgreens is right across from her house. 395 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,414 She can go get eggs. 396 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,632 I don't know why she needs chickens. 397 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:49,980 Do you wanna put it in the oven 398 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,200 - so you contributed? - Yes, I do. 399 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,507 Thank you. You're so sweet to me. 400 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,553 You don't put, like, any cinnamon on top? 401 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,164 That's not the top, that's the bottom. 402 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,167 - Oh! - [chuckling] 403 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,517 - Do you want a Corona? - CHARLEY: Yeah, please. 404 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,302 Kevin. Hi, buddy. 405 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,129 He's a perfect baby. 406 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,219 CHARLEY: You're so perfect. 407 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,092 Have you talked to Molly since the party? 408 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,658 No. 409 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,269 But you've been telling everyone that I'm calling 410 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,054 dibs on all the guys, which, who? 411 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,796 "Craig, Craig, Craig." 412 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,626 Venita had Molly's back a little bit 413 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,889 and I was just like, "Oh." 414 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,370 I think she's just worried I'm gonna date Craig. 415 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,155 - [Kevin barks] - Yeah. 416 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,984 I mean, you know, I do think he's attractive 417 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,422 and I do like-- I mean, I like his personality. 418 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,989 - Yeah. - And, you know, 419 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,557 if he made a move, would I be into it? 420 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,516 - Yeah. - Yeah. 421 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,518 I do feel like I'm walking on eggshells a little bit 422 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,739 with Salley, just because of Craig. 423 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,002 I mean, it's the only thing that Salley and I 424 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,394 have ever fought about. 425 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,092 If you're into him, you can go for it. 426 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,354 I know. 427 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,269 I just want you to tell me about it. 428 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,445 If I was into Craig, I would immediately tell you that I was. 429 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,491 But I can tell that there's, 430 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,710 like, something between Craig and I. 431 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,322 And Charleston is so small. 432 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,543 If I had to exclude every single guy 433 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,719 that one of my friends has had a crush on at some point 434 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,287 in their life, like, I would be alone forever. 435 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:23,118 I'm gonna continue to do what makes me happy. 436 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,598 Mm-hmm. 437 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,035 [dramatic music playing] 438 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,429 MADISON: Coming up... 439 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,126 Austen's not coming. He's in Charlotte. 440 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,782 Why? He [bleep]-- He knows he started our fight. 441 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,871 And I just----ing hit him back with all the sh-- 442 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,786 that he's been telling me for months. 443 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:41,702 [upbeat music playing] 444 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,921 [upbeat music playing] 445 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,110 - I say right there. - Okay, cool. 446 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,678 We don't have a ton of shade yet. 447 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,899 Yeah, but I mean, people will be in the pool. 448 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,118 CRAIG: Okay, so bar's getting set up. 449 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,294 JACK: Yep. 450 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,817 I got to set up pool volleyball. 451 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,253 I got to get the slushies made. 452 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,515 JACK: Yeah, let's do that. 453 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,038 CRAIG: I'm gonna make pina coladas. 454 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,779 What are the chances that this works? 455 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,607 Oh, I mean, the instructions are very easy. 456 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,740 "Add liquids through the easy fill port. 457 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,307 "Press the power button to turn on." 458 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,614 Frozen juice, cold drink mix, spiked slush. 459 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,837 Oh. Okay, I guess now we wait. 460 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:33,710 ♪ 461 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,155 Hello? 462 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,679 - What's up? - CRAIG: What's up, buddy? 463 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,115 This was on your front door. 464 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,899 Oh, that's the bathing suit. Thank you. 465 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,423 Mine didn't come. Mine comes tomorrow. 466 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,946 - Do you want it? - No, I've got some-- 467 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,164 You got something? 468 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,036 I got something special in here. 469 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,038 - Okay, let me put these on. - Okay. 470 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,999 Good. Good. Hey, there he is. 471 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,263 - Looks good. - Yeah. 472 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,614 So, I, uh... 473 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,964 I spoke to Austen on the phone yesterday. 474 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,314 - You did? - Yeah. 475 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:13,620 Good or bad? 476 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:14,751 Rate it from a one to ten 477 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,362 on how cool he's gonna be. 478 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,886 [chuckles nervously] Well... 479 00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:37,034 He just sounded like he'd had a rough few days. 480 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,123 Look, I wish I didn't----ing freak out, 481 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,517 but I'm-- And I'll say sorry again. 482 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,214 I shouldn't have said this stuff. 483 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,042 It happened, and I'm sorry. 484 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:48,002 But, like, in my opinion, he's jealous that he can't come 485 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:50,308 get in the hot tub and party with the girls. 486 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,136 I'm like, dude, you're dating a girl 487 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,964 that you said you don't see you guys getting married, 488 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:57,141 so, obviously I'm not gonna be very patient with that. 489 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,056 Anytime that he gets in a situation 490 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:01,537 where he gets caught lying or he gets caught doing something 491 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,930 or he gets stuck in a relationship, 492 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,366 he takes it out on me. 493 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,716 And yes, I react 494 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,456 because it's frustrating, 495 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:11,068 because I'm collateral damage to his own unhappiness. 496 00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:13,332 Honestly, here's what I think. 497 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:17,031 I think Austen wants a big apology from Craig 498 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,511 for the past year and a half 499 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,078 and the abandonment of their relationship. 500 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:23,994 And now that Craig's starting to have some fun again, 501 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,649 he wants Craig to come up to him and be like, 502 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,522 "I was wrong, and I see the error of my ways." 503 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,392 Good luck with that. 504 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:35,397 But I think there's a pathway for us to be friends again. 505 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,443 Like, and he goes, "How do you think that I got--" 506 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:40,054 That was friendship-ending? 507 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,316 I don't want it to be. 508 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,926 Of course, I mean, I love the guy. 509 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,711 I know you love him too. 510 00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:48,018 Yeah, but it's constant - ing coddling. 511 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,543 Like, okay, it happened. 512 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,762 So what? Like, what's he gonna do? 513 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,502 Did he even say he's coming? 514 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:57,201 No, he's not coming. He's in Charlotte. 515 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,160 He's not coming to the pool party? 516 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,510 He's in Charlotte visiting Audrey. 517 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,252 [tense music playing] 518 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,341 He's never gone to Charlotte in the middle of the week. 519 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:07,734 He barely visits her anymore. 520 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,431 And now he chooses to go 521 00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:11,390 when we're having our big summer backyard party. 522 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,828 Bro, I think he would feel uncomfortable here. 523 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,569 - Why? He [bleep]-- - I don't know. 524 00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,309 He knows he started our fight. 525 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,398 And I just----ing hit him back with all this sh-- 526 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,313 that he's been telling me for months. 527 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:25,012 - Hey, I'm not-- Don't get mad. - It's because it's stupid. 528 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,449 This doesn't make sense. 529 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:28,928 But I'm just saying, 530 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,583 I want you to repair whatever's damaged. 531 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,584 It's so much - ing energy, dude. 532 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,021 We can't change the----ing past. 533 00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,719 - No, we can't. - So, like, what do we do? 534 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,460 We, hat in hand, 535 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,636 like, "Hey, how can we get back to a good place?" 536 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,682 Well, that's not gonna happen. 537 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,423 Because he's a grown----ing adult. 538 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,120 Okay. 539 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:49,253 I think Craig has trouble with remorse. 540 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,691 But I really don't think he knows how to express it. 541 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,476 Or whether he thinks that makes him look weak. 542 00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:56,565 - Let's have fun today. - I'm gonna have a blast. 543 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,393 - I can't wait. - I hope. 544 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,395 How many people are you expecting? 545 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,702 I don't know. Take one off the list, I guess. 546 00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,355 [Shep laughs] 547 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,316 MADISON: Coming up... 548 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,361 MOLLY: I heard Salley is talking sh-- about my vagina. 549 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:15,932 I did mention the fact that you had a little lip tuck. 550 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,152 So you're the one who is spreading rumors. 551 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,551 [upbeat music playing] 552 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,991 - Oh, it's hot. - CRAIG: What up? 553 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:32,775 How are you? 554 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:34,864 - Hi. Good to see you. - Hi. 555 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,431 Welcome to the house. 556 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,347 The pina coladas aren't frozen yet. 557 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,654 But we've got a full bar made with my bees honey over there. 558 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:44,613 Look at all the bees bearding over there, see them? 559 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,702 - Bearding? - Yeah, over there. See them? 560 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,270 - Look how hard they're working. - SHEP: That's amazing. 561 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,794 But then I'll take you to the bar, Molly. 562 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,014 - CRAIG: Hey, Kory. - KORY: What's up, bro? 563 00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:55,842 - Hi. I'm good. - How are you doing? 564 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,931 Should we get a drink? What's the honey drink? 565 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:01,587 So it's a honey simple syrup, and then lemon, gin, 566 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,806 and then it's mixed with Prosecco. 567 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,114 - MOLLY: Yay! Thank you so much. - Thank you so much. 568 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:10,117 - Hi. - CRAIG: Hi, Venita. 569 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:12,249 - I brought towels for everyone. - That's so smart. Perfect. 570 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,687 - And I have more in the bag. - That's so smart. 571 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,080 Venita's clearly not my friend. 572 00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,256 But I'm always gonna include everyone. 573 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,258 And, I mean, what is it to me? 574 00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,043 Hopefully she comes and has a good time. 575 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,914 You know I don't like Craig. 576 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:26,829 But hey, listen, he invited me to his pool party. 577 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,308 And if I were to be like, 578 00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,050 "Hey, no, I'm not showing up, you suck." 579 00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:32,531 Then what is he gonna talk about all night, me sucking? 580 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,054 No, I'm showing up and bringing you a gift 581 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,099 to be like, "Hi, how are you? I win." 582 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,927 How have I not said hi to you yet? 583 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,929 - Hey, I was just over there. - You look so cute. 584 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,757 - You look cute. - Thank you. It's-- 585 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,411 - I love this. - Thank you. 586 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,369 - SHEP: Look who it is. - CRAIG: What up, man? 587 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,415 - Yeah. - WHITNER: Good to see you. 588 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,069 - You too. - Nice place, dude. 589 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,418 - Thank you. - What's up, brother? 590 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,333 - Hey, buddy. - How we doing? 591 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,987 What little girl did you steal the shirt from? 592 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:56,729 - Your mom's house. [laughs] - MOLLY: Hi! 593 00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,731 I got to run inside to take a call at 3:30. 594 00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,689 So I'm gonna go just grab my computer and set up somewhere. 595 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,517 - Yeah, whenever. - You have a phone call? 596 00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:05,346 Yeah. I got to do some work. 597 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,217 I wouldn't throw a pool party on a Wednesday. 598 00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:08,567 I'm an adult. 599 00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:09,916 And I got work to do. 600 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,570 - CRAIG: Hey. - Party's here. 601 00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:13,528 CRAIG: What up? Hell, yeah. 602 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:14,964 SALLEY: Hey. 603 00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,792 Charley's got the plaid on. 604 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,098 - Wait, I do not. - I know. 605 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:19,795 - Just a little-- - Hey. 606 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,536 It's just really, like, red, white, and blue. 607 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,843 Like, summer backyard parties when we were growing up. 608 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,932 - That's right. America. - America. 609 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,195 - I love America. - CHARLEY: You want a cocktail? 610 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:29,849 It's really hot. Do you guys like oysters? 611 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,807 - Yeah, I love oysters. - She's got a really good one. 612 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,243 Well, what kind of oysters do you have? 613 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:34,722 So they came from, like, Nova Scotia. 614 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,507 - Hey. - How you doing? 615 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,771 You put cracked pepper on it, which I've never done. 616 00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:41,295 - What's up, baby? - Hey. Hey. 617 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,993 - Hey. - CRAIG: The bar's over here. 618 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,648 - Hey, Molly. - Hi. 619 00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:50,434 The pina coladas aren't frozen yet. 620 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,088 - They're here? - Yeah, they taste really good. 621 00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:55,222 - Oh, hell, yeah. - Wait, I'm coming to the bar. 622 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:59,095 [upbeat music playing] 623 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:02,621 - Get off my girl. - Honestly. 624 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,535 Feed me. 625 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,712 Hi. Y'all, it's---ing hot. 626 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,322 I know. Go in the shade over there. 627 00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:09,976 That's why everyone's over there. 628 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:11,586 I'll get your mocktail. I'll bring it to you. 629 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,935 Okay. 630 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,372 I can tell Paige hasn't been here. 631 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:18,027 It just looks like a guy is running the place. 632 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,813 I mean, where's the umbrellas? What? 633 00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:25,600 No dig to Craig/Martha, whoever he wants to be. 634 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:29,952 But, like, the woman's touch has kind of left the building. 635 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:32,651 - Madison. - MADISON: Hey. 636 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,306 - You look cute. - SALLEY: Do I? 637 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,134 - Hillbilly deluxe. - I know. 638 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,659 - How's Teddi doing? - She's good. 639 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,008 - Hey. - How are you? 640 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,357 - How are you? - Thanks for coming. 641 00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:45,054 - I know it's hot. - That's okay. 642 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:47,013 - Did you just look at my boobs? - Probably. 643 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,363 [Madison laughs] 644 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,365 CRAIG: You look, like, shiny and, like, glittery. 645 00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:54,194 I don't know what's bigger, the belly or my tits. 646 00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:56,196 Oh, God. 647 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:57,980 I'm so sweaty. Oh, my God. 648 00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:00,243 My spray tan is sweating off of my tits. 649 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,376 Don't rub it, though, 'cause you're gonna make it worse. 650 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:04,900 Um, I mean, how do you feel 651 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,642 about this Salley and Craig thing still? 652 00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,949 Like, they seem to be little besties. 653 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,473 [Venita laughs] I don't know. 654 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,649 MOLLY: I don't really get what her----ing deal is. 655 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:17,696 I heard she's talking sh-- about my vagina. 656 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:19,436 - To who? - Me. 657 00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:31,535 Now, I did mention the fact that you had a little lip tuck. 658 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,494 Oh, that's how she knows. 659 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,757 She got her vagina redone. Who's funding that? 660 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,324 Somebody that wants a nice vagina. 661 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,326 [both laughing] 662 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:40,893 MOLLY: She's claiming that I have a boyfriend 663 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,155 and that he bought it for me. 664 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:43,765 Did you tell her that? 665 00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:45,332 No, I said that someone paid for it, 666 00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:46,768 but I didn't say her boyfriend. 667 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,377 - That one's her. - Oh, I-- 668 00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,685 MOLLY: I paid for it out of my account in 2019. 669 00:28:50,859 --> 00:28:54,645 So you're the one over here spreading falsehoods. 670 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,518 But I don't have a problem being like, "Yes, I did say that." 671 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,955 All right, but hey, flapping them gums. 672 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:03,480 When I hear gossip about some girl's vagina, 673 00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:06,135 I don't consider that delicious. 674 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:07,657 I do not. 675 00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,792 But I think Venita's being a shady bitch, 676 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:13,055 because honestly, she brought it to Salley, 677 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,318 knowing that Salley, you know, has a big mouth. 678 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:17,277 Information that I got from a source that I trust 679 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:21,585 is that Molly received a rejuvenation surgery 680 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,326 that was paid for by a man. 681 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:26,460 I'm very open about the things that I get done, 682 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,549 but the one thing that I didn't really wanna tell 683 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:32,292 the entire world was that I got my labia cut off, okay? 684 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:34,816 I mean, it's kind of----ed up. 685 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,775 - Why are you bringing it up... - Talk to me about it. 686 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,603 ...when you know she's gonna bring that sh-- up again? 687 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,518 - I don't think she will. - You know your friend. 688 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:43,607 I didn't think she was gonna bring it up in that setting. 689 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,785 I should not have said it, so I'm gonna apologize to you. 690 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,830 Just very gently. Give you a pinky promise. 691 00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:51,790 I take this very seriously. I won't do that again. 692 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:53,355 I do love Venita, and I don't think 693 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:55,881 she's a sh--ty person, so I'll let it slide. 694 00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:57,883 It's very obvious what she's doing, 695 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,015 and she will do to all of y'all one day. 696 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,538 [dramatic music playing] 697 00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:04,019 You were the first one, like, be wary of her. 698 00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:10,373 MADISON: Coming up... 699 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:11,940 I saw you the other night drinking tequila 700 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,855 and being crazy and mad. 701 00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:15,291 And, like, are you okay? 702 00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,119 And it's totally okay if you're not. 703 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,165 - CRAIG: Who, me? - Yeah. 704 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:24,039 [lively music playing] 705 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,607 [lively music playing] 706 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,223 Let's pencil it for end of first week June, 707 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,835 and we can get back together and see how things have gone. 708 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:39,750 All right, bye, guys. [bleep] no. 709 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:41,317 WAITRESS: Can I interest you in an oyster? 710 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:42,796 What is that? 711 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,103 - That's the lemon juice. - What's that? 712 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,844 That's gonna be your cocktail sauce. 713 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,846 - And that's hot sauce? - That is hot sauce. 714 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:49,717 I like a little bit of everything. 715 00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:51,806 - Oh, do you now? Okay. - Yeah. 716 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,373 Well, now we're talking. 717 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:54,853 - Hey. - Hi. 718 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:57,203 - You look wonderful. - Thank you. 719 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,726 - How are you? - I'm good. 720 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,946 - What's up, ladies? - MOLLY: Hi. 721 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:02,730 SHEP: Look at all these memories of Paige. 722 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,513 - MADISON: Oh, no, where? - SHEP: Well-- 723 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:06,734 - Did she do everything? - SHEP: Those pink chairs. 724 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,823 Oh, God, yeah, that does look Paige-y. 725 00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:11,217 - CRAIG: I'm trying the ceviche. - Ceviche? 726 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,696 Oh, where have you been? 727 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,523 I had a phone call I had to take work-wise. 728 00:31:14,524 --> 00:31:16,570 WHITNER: What is the, uh, fish here? 729 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,572 - KORY: It's red snapper. - WHITNER: Ooh. 730 00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:20,008 SALLEY: Where did everyone else go? 731 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:22,837 I feel like I need to go find, like, Venita. 732 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:24,883 - Yeah, you should. - Oh, okay. 733 00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:26,362 - WHITNER: Craig? - CRAIG: What? 734 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:27,711 - WHITNER: Where's Austen? - He didn't come. 735 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,452 - You're okay? - CRAIG: What? 736 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:31,672 - Because of the beef? - CRAIG: Yeah. It was stupid. 737 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,544 It shouldn't have happened, but it just happened, you know? 738 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:35,806 Like, it is what it is. 739 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,373 CHARLEY: No, Craig's posing it 740 00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:39,462 as, like, he was defending Salley's honor, but... 741 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,510 Not your honor. I just hate when he talks sh--. 742 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,730 "I challenge you to a duel." 743 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,255 - Is Venita in here? - MADISON: Yes. 744 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,691 I just felt like I haven't seen you. 745 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,693 - Has anyone seen Venita? - I'm here. 746 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,348 - I'm here. - SALLEY: Hi. 747 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,612 Okay, bye. Be nice. 748 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:01,571 To who? I've been nice to everyone. 749 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:03,399 Just continue to be nice. 750 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:06,533 What the [bleep] is going on in here? 751 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,448 - What's happening? - VENITA: Nothing. 752 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,450 Just say it. I'm your friend. 753 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,931 - Just be nice to me. - Am I not? 754 00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:14,367 That's it. No, I'm not saying you're not. 755 00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:15,803 Just keep that. 756 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,718 I literally was standing out there eating, 757 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,763 and I looked around and I said, "Where the hell is Venita?" 758 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,635 - Continue to be. - I would never be mean to you. 759 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:23,767 And don't give me a reason to think that you're a fraud. 760 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,944 - That's it. That's all. - A fraud to you? 761 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,077 - I was nice to Molly. - Shh. 762 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:31,950 Well, me and Molly were both bitches 763 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,690 to each other at that party. 764 00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:35,344 And then you kept talking sh-- about me. 765 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:37,912 - When? - After it. 766 00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:40,959 - Okay, tell me what I said. - About my vagina. 767 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,918 Who said that I talked sh-- about her vagina? 768 00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:46,399 Me. You came to me and told me that. 769 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:47,878 - I didn't-- - I'm not mad at you. 770 00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,663 I'm just telling you what you said. 771 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,535 - You were being sh--. - You're being----ing sh--. 772 00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:55,321 You are sh--. Always. You----ing---hole. 773 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:01,240 - Damn. - You're malicious. 774 00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:02,850 - That was----ed up. - [bleep]. 775 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:05,374 - You need therapy. - I'm in therapy. 776 00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:06,985 Because you----ing suck. 777 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:08,899 What the [bleep]? 778 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,684 Venita's the one that told me 779 00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:12,599 about the sugar daddies and the vagina. 780 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:14,470 I'm the one getting in trouble for talking sh-- about it? 781 00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:15,906 I've never talked sh-- about her vagina. 782 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:17,865 I'm sure she has a lovely new vagina. 783 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,868 MOLLY: Sorry I have a beautiful vagina. Leave me alone. 784 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,478 Are you jealous? Go get yours done. 785 00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:24,437 I did not talk sh-- about your vagina. 786 00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:25,960 I'm sure it's great. 787 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:29,833 Honestly, though, like, vagina surgery? 788 00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:33,011 I've never even thought about it. 789 00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,752 But I'm sure I will after this. 790 00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:38,233 All right, that's enough out of everybody. 791 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:40,888 It's my time to shine now. 792 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:44,848 I'm gonna go change into my Speedo outfit. 793 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,763 I have a whole outfit. 794 00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:49,027 - Oh, great. - Shep, I'm scared. 795 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:50,593 You shouldn't be. You should be excited. 796 00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:54,032 - Yeah, okay. See you soon. - Sorry. Bye. 797 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,948 - RODRIGO: Over there. - Okay. 798 00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:07,349 Well, you know, obviously we've both done things 799 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:08,829 behind each other's back. 800 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,267 And I do genuinely apologize for that. 801 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:14,052 Well, yeah, and that's just-- I was just like, 802 00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:17,011 I thought we, like, hashed it out and we hugged. 803 00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:19,013 - I feel bad now. - No, I do too. 804 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,754 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry too. 805 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:23,017 - Don't talk sh-- to me again. - Don't talk sh-- to me. 806 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:25,498 And I was like, "I felt good about stuff." 807 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:29,893 I wanna be cool, but, I mean, even Venita is more wary now. 808 00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:32,461 That really sucks. 809 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,376 - We've been friends... - I think she's hurt. 810 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:35,377 ...long enough to where she should not say the words, like, 811 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:37,118 "I'm wary of her." 812 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,730 Venita! 813 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,951 Molly told me you were wary of me? 814 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,779 What the [bleep] is up with that? 815 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:47,781 Like, I feel like I've been a damn good friend to you. 816 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:50,566 But you make it very hard being on your side 817 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,481 when you're on the side of someone that I don't like. 818 00:34:52,699 --> 00:34:54,396 - SALLEY: Craig? - VENITA: Exactly. 819 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:55,528 SALLEY: I hear you. 820 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,312 And look, I love you, 821 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,619 but, like, I don't wanna stop hanging out with Craig. 822 00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,012 - I want you to hear me. - No. 823 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:03,797 - And you're not going to. - No. 824 00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,104 My friendship with Craig has nothing to do with Venita. 825 00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:09,194 Like, just let me live. Let me live. 826 00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:10,543 I don't have anything else to say. 827 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,892 Venita. 828 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,589 VENITA: I don't have anything to say. 829 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:15,069 Good luck. 830 00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:18,551 That feels so good. 831 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,902 Oh, my God. [laughs] 832 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,817 - CRAIG: Did you shave for this? - SHEP: No. 833 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,471 Oh, your legs just come pre-shaved on the back? 834 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:26,907 Why did you put tissue in that? 835 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,431 SHEP: I should've, shouldn't I? All right. 836 00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:31,912 I don't wanna get the wig wet, but I am jumping in. 837 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,132 Why? The wig's trash. Just jump in with it. 838 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,264 Wait, you know that you have a net over the wig, right? 839 00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:39,876 - Oh, no. - Okay. Hold on. Yeah. 840 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,140 Unless you're cooking, you don't need that. 841 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:45,272 - I'm cooking all right, baby. - Okay, do the jump. 842 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:47,449 - I can't look at you. - You gotta take a picture. 843 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,059 - Okay. - Okay. 844 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,715 - Shep. - [Shep laughs] 845 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,152 [Salley laughs] 846 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,241 - KORY: It's not good. - [Molly laughs] 847 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,331 Now, if this is not confidence, I don't know what is. 848 00:35:59,548 --> 00:36:01,333 - It's something. - All right, look at me. 849 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,987 All right, let's do it. Summer 2025. 850 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,599 - SHEP: Hey, guys. - Me and Shep are single. 851 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,166 [all cheering] 852 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:11,821 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, man. 853 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,649 TYLER: Hey. Oh, my God. 854 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:16,565 I thought you just pulled your - ing Speedo off just then. 855 00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:18,654 Here, throw it to me. Let me see if I can hit it. 856 00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:21,962 - Hit a three. - [Shep laughs] 857 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:24,443 Oh, yes. Thank you. 858 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,966 Oh, yeah, the shrimp you can eat. 859 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,316 Yeah. Perfect. 860 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:29,709 CRAIG: I know. I was not gonna lie. 861 00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,537 I was a little worried 862 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,191 when I called you yesterday and you didn't answer. 863 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,975 I was like, "Is Madison - ing mad at me?" 864 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,542 No, I'm not mad at you. 865 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,979 I just-- I love you like a brother. 866 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,155 So, it's just one of those things 867 00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:44,332 where I wanted to talk to you in person. 868 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,856 When I saw you the other night drinking tequila 869 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:48,336 and being crazy and mad. 870 00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:50,164 I know you don't like it when I get like that. 871 00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:52,122 - I don't like it either. - No, I don't like it. 872 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:54,212 - I know. I don't either. - And I wanted to be like, 873 00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:56,083 "Are you, like--" you know, like, "Are you okay?" 874 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:59,217 And, like-- And it's totally okay if you're not. 875 00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:02,785 Look, I, like, slipped up. 876 00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:04,396 I haven't felt that, like, 877 00:37:04,613 --> 00:37:07,399 instant, like, regret in so long. 878 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:09,792 Because I knew instantly, I was like, "I wish I didn't do that." 879 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,446 And then I----ing snapped. 880 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:13,666 - And I hate that sh--. - MADISON: No, don't do that. 881 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,276 - Well, no, it's because I-- - You're too good. 882 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:16,669 CRAIG: I know. I don't wanna, like-- 883 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:18,018 Like, literally, like, 884 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,499 stay on that high horse you were on. 885 00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:22,675 - I know. - That's all. 886 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:25,112 CRAIG: I know I'm struggling. 887 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,680 I don't know how to not go be the fun guy at the bar. 888 00:37:27,897 --> 00:37:30,378 That's just how I met everyone. That's how I met Paige. 889 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:32,292 That's how I met Naomie. 890 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:38,647 So, to me, I shouldn't equate not drinking with not being fun. 891 00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:40,345 Because I know that's not the truth. 892 00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:43,565 But in my head, I don't know if I believe that. 893 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:45,001 I don't think-- like, when I [bleep] up, 894 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:47,439 - like, I'm hyper aware of it. - Okay. 895 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,267 And, you know, I texted my therapist. 896 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:50,920 I haven't talked to him in two years. 897 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,879 And I was like, "Hey, do you have any slots?" 898 00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:54,707 - Like, because I hated that. - Okay, I like-- That's perfect. 899 00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:56,404 - The next day. - Yeah, okay. 900 00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:58,841 I was like, "Clearly, I'm not all----ing better." 901 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,279 It's like, I fixed a lot of triggers. 902 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:04,456 But this isn't cool. I'm getting all worked up. 903 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,284 That's not the best version of me. 904 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:08,460 It's the worst version of me. 905 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:11,071 - You're okay. - I ain't good. 906 00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:14,944 MADISON: Coming up... 907 00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:17,033 Oh, y'all stayed the night here? 908 00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:19,253 What happens in a hot tub stays in a hot tub. 909 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:26,173 [upbeat music playing] 910 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:31,483 Come here, I got you. Where are you? 911 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,573 [both cheering] 912 00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:37,619 You saved him. Go back to your hive. 913 00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:39,185 WHITNER: I saved a bee, Craig. 914 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:40,840 - You're welcome. - CRAIG: Nice, thank you. 915 00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:44,452 Let's go get a snow cone. Have you ever had egg custard? 916 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,541 No, I hate it. [laughs] 917 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:48,064 CRAIG: Blue raspberry is my favorite. 918 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,892 CHARLEY: Is that your favorite Dum-Dum? 919 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:53,026 - The sucker? Love. - Yeah, that one. 920 00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:54,767 CHARLEY: I really like Craig. 921 00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:57,683 But I feel like I might have my guard up a little bit 922 00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,816 because I've had a tendency to put, 923 00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:04,211 like, the needs and feelings of my friends above mine. 924 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,995 CRAIG: What's a Dum-Dum? Oh, a sucker? 925 00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:07,997 - Like a lollipop? - Yeah. 926 00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:09,738 Uh, yes. Yes, by far my favorite. 927 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:12,306 CHARLEY: But as I get older, I definitely worry 928 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,918 that I'm not thinking about myself enough. 929 00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:19,792 But I'm learning. 930 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:25,319 Molly, can you not put your vagina on the couch? 931 00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:29,715 My beautiful, surgically enhanced vagina. 932 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:32,500 [laughs] You're so stupid. 933 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:36,591 No one's fighting anymore. We're about to play volleyball. 934 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,027 I'm down. 935 00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:39,507 [water splashing] 936 00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:41,030 Ooh. 937 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,077 SHEP: Hey. 938 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:46,558 CRAIG: Hey, look, it's actually a pool party. 939 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:49,299 - It's a play! It's a play! - Yes! 940 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:52,128 [all exclaiming] 941 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:56,263 Hey, stick to tuba. 942 00:39:58,787 --> 00:40:00,267 I'm ready to go home. 943 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,443 - Oh! - [bleep]. 944 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:04,053 - Craig. - RODRIGO: Awesome having. 945 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,532 Thanks, man. You leaving? 946 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,056 RODRIGO: Yeah, Ty's hit his expiration date. 947 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:08,580 That's all right. You guys are always welcome. 948 00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:10,015 RODRIGO: I'll talk to you guys. 949 00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:12,105 - MADISON: Venita. - I'm coming, mama. 950 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:13,585 MOLLY: Go over there! 951 00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:16,065 - MADISON: Okay. - Come on, Mama. 952 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,980 - I know, I'm going too. - Let's get up. 953 00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:20,461 Oh, Venita, I will jerk your little ass down. 954 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,769 Hold on. No. [laughs] 955 00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:26,032 Okay, guys. Have fun. 956 00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,426 - See y'all later. - MOLLY: Love you. 957 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:31,733 - Yeah. I'm out. - CRAIG: All right. Bye, Venita. 958 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:34,475 MADISON: Bye, y'all. Okay, good to see you. 959 00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,825 Bye, Sheppie. Bye. 960 00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:39,306 You want one? 961 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,223 You're doing a lot right now. 962 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:47,183 I think it's----ing weird that she kisses him goodbye, 963 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:49,447 and then she has a problem with me being friends with him. 964 00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:50,883 Talk about two-faced. 965 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:53,015 What the [bleep]? That's fake. I'm sorry. 966 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:54,669 MOLLY: Where are you going? 967 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,672 CHARLEY: No! 968 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:00,240 All right, I'm getting in the hot tub. 969 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,633 I'm getting food, I'm getting chips, 970 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,678 and I'm taking him to the hot tub. 971 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:06,768 - MOLLY: All right, bye, y'all. - ALL: Bye. 972 00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:09,249 [overlapping chatter] 973 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,904 CHARLEY: I'm really in the mood for a pina colada. 974 00:41:12,121 --> 00:41:13,514 CRAIG: Well, there's a whole----ing machine 975 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,647 that you asked for pina coladas in there. 976 00:41:15,864 --> 00:41:18,040 - I'm going to grab my drink. - Can you grab me one, please? 977 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:19,912 - CHARLEY: Sure. - SALLEY: Do you have tajin? 978 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,479 He wants another pina colada, 979 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:23,045 even though people are bitching about it. 980 00:41:23,263 --> 00:41:25,352 I make good drinks. It just didn't freeze. 981 00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:27,093 - SALLEY: Will you grab a towel? - Of course. 982 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:28,573 CRAIG: Get a black bottle of rum. 983 00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:30,009 CHARLEY: Yes. 984 00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,445 SALLEY: Why are we ordering Charley around? 985 00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,795 Because she does whatever we tell her to. 986 00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:36,494 - Really? - KORY: In a good, positive way. 987 00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:39,627 - You're just very submissive. - You're easily manipulated. 988 00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,586 Because you guys are my friends. 989 00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:43,413 I know. We're kidding. 990 00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:47,417 God, we've had so many nights out here. 991 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,378 Rainstorms. The rainstorm was my favorite. 992 00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:54,250 Mine too. All night. 993 00:41:55,991 --> 00:41:57,732 Next day, we golf carted to brunch 994 00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:59,386 and golf carted to the country club. 995 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,606 - We did the best loop. - Yeah. Where's Kory? 996 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:03,390 Oh, y'all stayed the night here? 997 00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:07,655 What happens in a hot tub stays in a hot tub. 998 00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:12,225 ♪ 999 00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:14,749 MADISON: Next time on "Southern Charm..." 1000 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,446 I'm trying to protect you right now. 1001 00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:18,448 He will walk you like a dog on a leash. 1002 00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:22,061 Until he is done with you, he will let that leash go. 1003 00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:23,802 PATRICIA: To indoctrinate you, 1004 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:27,283 guys' dinners, usually something disastrous 1005 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:29,503 of one sort or another happens. 1006 00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:33,376 Craig, I don't know when you're gonna laugh 1007 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,074 and when you're gonna do that. 1008 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:36,554 I don't know what the path forward is, 1009 00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,556 but I would like to just be friends again. 1010 00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:41,820 If you snap on me, dude, done.