14 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:12,332 Keep your hands off of me! 15 00:01:15,596 --> 00:01:17,032 Come on, Scotty. 16 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:18,599 Now, if anybody tries to stop us, 17 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,253 you just bite 'em on the ankle, okay? 18 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,484 No one's listening to me! 20 00:01:38,053 --> 00:01:39,446 - Oh, God! - Hey, hey, hey! 23 00:01:45,278 --> 00:01:47,106 Oh, oh! No! 24 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,108 - No, no! No! - It was a human error! - Wait. 25 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:52,372 I can ex-- Not deliberate! Human error. Oh, God! 26 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,721 Scotty, wait, Scotty. 27 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,114 - Mom! - Scotty! Don't worry, okay? 28 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,855 - Where's my daughter? - Mom! 29 00:01:56,898 --> 00:01:59,118 Scotty! 30 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,773 Oh, it's okay, hon. 31 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:03,383 Don't worry, the police are just helping Mommy. 32 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:05,690 Mom! 33 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:07,126 No, I... 34 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,693 - Mom! - Scotty! 35 00:02:10,999 --> 00:02:14,220 Scandia Middle School meeting is now over! 36 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:21,053 The meeting is over. 46 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:06,751 Freedom! 48 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,103 Shoot. 51 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,762 I tell ya. 54 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:28,990 Ma'am, I'm sorry, could you... 55 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,472 I'm worried about my daughter, 56 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:35,345 who just saw her mama carted away in handcuffs. 57 00:03:35,388 --> 00:03:37,085 Well, you should have thought about that 58 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:39,697 - before you tased the officer. - Should have thought, 59 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:41,481 "Oh, boy, I hope my daughter 60 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,657 don't see her mama carted away in handcuffs"? 61 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,794 What's the world coming to is all I'm saying. 62 00:03:51,012 --> 00:03:52,840 Neighbor against neighbor. 63 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:56,975 That... I agree with you there. 64 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:01,501 We were just trying, me and my girl, to get out. 65 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:04,504 School board meeting, my A-S-S. 66 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:07,464 And then Mr. Abernathy, the math teacher, 67 00:04:07,507 --> 00:04:10,336 he came at me like something from a zombie movie. 68 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:13,992 Which, don't come at a mama lion when she's got her cub. 69 00:04:14,035 --> 00:04:17,256 You know what I mean? 70 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,345 But the officer-- that... 71 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:24,916 He was just wrong place, wrong time. 72 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:27,222 Well, here's what I know. 73 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:30,487 It's a beautiful day. 74 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:33,185 And you know what they call a herd of lions? 75 00:04:33,228 --> 00:04:34,882 A pride. 76 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,929 So think about that. 80 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:58,341 Makeup bag. 83 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,871 Can I at least fix my h-- 87 00:05:18,099 --> 00:05:19,536 My prints, do they... 89 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:23,278 Is there a national database you put those in? 90 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,498 Why? You some kind of fugitive? 92 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:32,157 No. I just... 93 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,681 ...don't want this to turn into a big deal. 97 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:52,525 Oh, geez, hon. Looks like you had a heck of a time of it. 98 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,745 Last school board meeting I ever do. 99 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:58,270 - Here. - Okay. 100 00:05:58,313 --> 00:06:00,359 Oh, gosh, they put those cuffs on so tight. 101 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,448 Ya. 102 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,928 - Here. - Okay. 103 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:05,756 How come you look so nice? 104 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,193 Oh, going to Mom's for the Christmas card deal. 105 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:10,195 - Tonight? - Yeah. 106 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:11,979 Scotty's there already. 107 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,503 Went with Jerome, her major domo. 108 00:06:15,069 --> 00:06:16,723 Well, hon, look at me. 109 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,725 I've been in the hoosegow. 110 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:20,771 I got lice, possibly. 111 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,164 Yeah, well, believe you me, 112 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:27,212 I asked if we could move it, but you know Mom. 113 00:06:27,255 --> 00:06:30,824 Well, I got your frock and hair stuff in the car. 114 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,305 I just scooped all your makeup into a bag. 115 00:06:33,348 --> 00:06:34,828 Except the bronzer, on account of 116 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:37,788 you said it gives you hives. 117 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,572 Look, we're in this rental today. 118 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:45,752 Lots and lots of leg room. 119 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:49,234 - Okay, then. - Yep. Here you go. 120 00:06:49,277 --> 00:06:52,106 - Thank you. - All right. 121 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:55,501 Is Scotty... 122 00:06:57,764 --> 00:06:59,157 Was she upset? 123 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:03,335 You know... 124 00:07:03,378 --> 00:07:05,380 nothing some SpongeBob and her Game Boy 125 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:08,122 couldn't fix. 126 00:07:12,387 --> 00:07:14,781 It was mayhem, hon, I tell ya. 127 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,741 Lucky I had the Taser. 128 00:07:17,784 --> 00:07:19,786 Although, on second thought, 129 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:22,485 maybe better if I hadn't been so freewheeling with it. 130 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:27,011 So they give you a summons or what? 131 00:07:27,054 --> 00:07:29,013 Full-on arrest scenario. 132 00:07:29,056 --> 00:07:32,277 Fingerprints, perp photo. 133 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,759 Geez. 134 00:07:35,802 --> 00:07:38,239 You're lucky they didn't ask to look up my hidey hole. 135 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:44,768 Well, 136 00:07:44,811 --> 00:07:47,988 Mom said she's putting Danish Graves on it, so... 137 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,863 You told your mom? 138 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:58,477 I mean, yeah. I... 139 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,784 What else am I suppo... 140 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,568 She's the one with all the connections. 141 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:06,398 The lawyers, judges. 142 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:09,401 When they called, the police said you 143 00:08:09,444 --> 00:08:12,056 shocked a cop, so... 144 00:08:12,099 --> 00:08:14,580 On accident, to be fair. 145 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,626 Yeah. Well, 146 00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:18,976 Danish says the boys in blue get real miffed 147 00:08:19,019 --> 00:08:20,847 when you rough 'em up, so, 148 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:24,895 not sure how easy he can make this go away. 149 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,332 You might have to do some community service. 150 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,943 You mean, on top of the 50 hours a week I spend 151 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,032 raising money for the PTA, 152 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:35,122 the Girl Scouts and the new library? 153 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,169 Ya. 154 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,303 I can't believe you told your mom. 156 00:08:58,319 --> 00:09:00,017 Go ahead. 157 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,324 Checking now. 158 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,547 - Is it Christmas already? - No, ma'am. 159 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,637 First comes Halloween, then Thanksgiving. 160 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,639 This is just for the card. 161 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:17,382 Over the mountain and through the... loop. 163 00:09:19,427 --> 00:09:21,386 That's close enough, huh? 164 00:09:21,429 --> 00:09:23,344 You sure you don't want to wear a dress? 165 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:24,824 Oh, shoot. 166 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,479 - Suit's more dress-up. - Oh, that's true. 167 00:09:27,522 --> 00:09:29,046 Think I salvaged it. 168 00:09:29,089 --> 00:09:30,787 You look great, hon. 169 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:33,528 - Thanks. - Doesn't she, Dad? 170 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,922 Oh... my. 171 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,968 Splendid. 172 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,710 Okay, we're ready here, if you want to alert Mrs. Lyon. 173 00:09:40,753 --> 00:09:43,103 - Hey, come here. - Dad did it backwards? 174 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,584 Hey, hon, you got any nuts? 175 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,281 I'm starving. 176 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,893 There's a dinner after. Maybe not for us. 178 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,335 I'm here. 179 00:09:57,378 --> 00:09:59,250 - You're ruining my entrance. - What? 180 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:02,253 You're... 181 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,517 I'm here. 182 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,873 Mrs. Lyon, I set you up here in front of the tree. 183 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,875 I hope that's acceptable. 184 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,398 Where's my granddaughter? 185 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,444 - I'm here, Nana. - Where? 186 00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:22,229 Right here. 187 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,275 How progressive. 188 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:27,191 Let's put the cross-dresser in the center. 189 00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:29,715 Wayne, you and your outlaw wife can sit on the bench. 190 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,456 Wink and I will flank. 191 00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:33,023 All right. 192 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,460 And shall I... 193 00:10:35,503 --> 00:10:37,375 Family only. 194 00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:42,423 Jerome. 195 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,693 What the heck? 196 00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:52,738 It's about strength, 197 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,741 a projection of our values as a family. 199 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,702 Make a choice, dear. 202 00:11:04,532 --> 00:11:06,056 Perfect. 203 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,622 Okay. 204 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:11,801 Yeah, everybody look in the lens. 205 00:11:11,844 --> 00:11:14,281 And give me that Christmas spirit. 208 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:22,115 Wayne, you remember the attorney general. 209 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,464 Of course. 210 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:26,250 Voted for you twice. 211 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,558 That-that's some election humor. 212 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,257 Not funny, is it, that sort of talk, 213 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,476 what with our nation under siege? 214 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,828 No politics at the table. 215 00:11:38,871 --> 00:11:40,960 I was just telling Mick about this mess 216 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,657 your wife got herself into. 217 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:45,965 Wait. I thought... 218 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,924 We talked about off-lining this conversation until... 219 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,926 Mommy zapped a police. 220 00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:53,494 We don't need to talk about that now, do we? No. 221 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:57,194 Well, like I was telling your mother-in-law here, 222 00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:59,022 I'll look into it. 223 00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:01,198 Objection. I-I just want 224 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:03,026 to be clear that nothing said at this table 225 00:12:03,069 --> 00:12:05,158 over any course, including dessert, 226 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,160 should be considered an admission of... 227 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,901 Well, what-whatever happened, you know, I... 228 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,860 I don't have to tell you, I was worried sick 229 00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,992 when I heard. 230 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,820 'Course, assaulting an officer, that's... 231 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,953 Allegedly. 232 00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,345 It was an accident. 233 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,782 I'm sorry? 234 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:23,394 I'm just saying that... 235 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,573 Never mind. 236 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:32,359 What were you doing there in the first place? 237 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,536 I mean, it was a school board meeting. 238 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,322 I'm on the committee for the new library. 239 00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:41,499 We're trying to raise money to expand thrillers and mysteries. 240 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,719 Lee Child and the like. 241 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:48,898 Can't you just give money like a normal person? 242 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:51,509 Come on now, Ma. We don't have... 243 00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:53,903 I mean, I make a good wage, but... 244 00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:56,166 You have a trust. 245 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,211 Just talk to Danish. 246 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,605 Nothing frivolous, of course, 247 00:13:00,648 --> 00:13:02,825 which... thrillers... 248 00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:05,088 May want to think that through a little more. 249 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:08,526 Or here's a thought. 250 00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:10,528 Write your own pulp fiction 251 00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:12,835 now that you're an outlaw. 253 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,756 You know, Rommel wasn't a tall man. 254 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,676 Did you brush your teeth? 256 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,550 Okay. 257 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,642 - Mama? - Yeah. 258 00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:39,687 Are you going to jail? 259 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:43,213 You mean again? No. 260 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,955 We're gonna get that sorted out, 261 00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:48,479 and I am gonna be here when you wake up in the morning, 262 00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:50,568 like always. 263 00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:52,483 Can we have Bisquick? 264 00:13:52,526 --> 00:13:55,225 Silver dollar, just like you like 'em. 265 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,445 - You ready? - Yeah. 266 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:03,450 Okay. Pirates. Arr! 267 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,890 "Scurvy swabs." 268 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,638 You want to take a tumble? 269 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,466 Oh, hon, I'm... 270 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,556 You don't want that tonight. 271 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,907 It was a heck of a day. 272 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,691 I had to sponge my pits 273 00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:29,041 in your mom's commode like a French lady. 274 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,609 Yeah. Well, maybe I like that. 275 00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:33,916 Caged heat. 276 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:38,224 I'm flattered, believe me. 277 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,834 But if you try to touch me right now, 278 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,619 I'm gonna have to tase you, too. 279 00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:45,144 Message received. 280 00:14:49,235 --> 00:14:51,498 Will it bother you if I watch Blue Bloods? 281 00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:54,545 Knock yourself out. 285 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,139 - Well, look at you. - Promised her pancakes. 286 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,141 None for me, hon. 287 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,969 I have the new models coming in. 288 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,362 Want to be at the showroom to greet 'em. 289 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,017 Scotty, the dad bus is leaving. 290 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,888 I can take her. 291 00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,586 You know, I was thinking maybe 292 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,284 stay away from school for a few days. 293 00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:24,330 - But... - Just-just let things cool down? 294 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,462 Come on, kid. 295 00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:26,985 Grab your gear. 296 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,161 She hasn't had her Bisquick yet. 297 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,771 Stop for doughnuts on the way, how about? 298 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,513 - Doughnuts? - Doughn... see? 299 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,906 I'll be home late. 300 00:16:34,949 --> 00:16:36,516 - Okay. - All right. 301 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,083 - Here. - All right. Oh, thanks. 302 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,519 I'll keep your plate in the warmer for you. 303 00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,608 - All right. - Bye, squirt. - Bye. 304 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,749 Come on, have a seat. 305 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,056 Let's get started. 306 00:16:54,099 --> 00:16:56,232 Thank you. Wow. 307 00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,712 A Tuesday crowd that sounds like a Friday crowd. 308 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,279 I love it, yeah. 310 00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:03,891 Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello 311 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,329 to my good friend. It's Shea Wells over there. 312 00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:09,245 - Hello, Shea. - Hey. 329 00:18:30,456 --> 00:18:32,154 I'm sweating in this thing. 331 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,198 Enough of this fucking thing. 332 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,724 Where is this bitch? 334 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,271 Is she dead? 338 00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:51,413 Lady... 339 00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:53,240 he said alive. 340 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,330 But he didn't say nothing about... 341 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:58,811 ...with all her teeth. 342 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:01,118 You feel me? 343 00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:33,890 I'm sure she just lost track of time, slugger. 344 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:44,901 Hey, pal, can you see if I left my briefcase in the car? 345 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:01,526 - You want it? - No! I... I... 346 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,615 You just stay there, okay? 347 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,506 Hon? 348 00:24:42,828 --> 00:24:44,874 Oh, geez. 349 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,550 Mr. Lyon? 350 00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:10,987 I threw up in the downstairs commode. 351 00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:12,989 I'm saying that so whenserigwaji you see that there, 352 00:25:13,032 --> 00:25:14,773 that's me. 353 00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,732 Your message said you came home and the front door was... 354 00:25:16,775 --> 00:25:20,431 Was wide open, yeah, and there's... blood. 355 00:25:20,474 --> 00:25:21,867 I mean, you'll see, and... 356 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:25,044 And no Dot. She... You think she's... 357 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,133 - Gonna need you to stay out here, Mr. Lyon. - Okay. 358 00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:28,831 Forensic truck should be pulling in shortly. Tell 'em... 359 00:25:28,874 --> 00:25:30,397 ...I'm having a look around the place and to come on in. 360 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:33,792 I... yeah, I sent Scotty to the neighbor's, so... 361 00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,707 That was good thinking. 362 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,666 - Did you try your wife's cell? - Yeah, first thing. 363 00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:39,711 It's on the kitchen counter, so... 364 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:43,367 I just... if anything happened to her, I... 365 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,197 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 366 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,633 I'm gonna check the premises now. 367 00:25:51,897 --> 00:25:54,596 There's some kind of a burnt hat, 368 00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:56,554 maybe, upstairs. 370 00:26:36,289 --> 00:26:38,291 What the heck? 371 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,598 Well, I think we have to assume this is a kidnapping. 372 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,992 - So she's alive? - For now. 373 00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:48,345 Are you crying? 374 00:26:48,388 --> 00:26:50,695 - No. - Well, I'd expect a ransom demand 375 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,654 somewhere in the next 48, 376 00:26:52,697 --> 00:26:55,874 probably for some real cheese. 377 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,963 You know, with Scotty's school and the new fleet, 378 00:26:58,007 --> 00:27:00,531 I don't really have that money. 379 00:27:00,574 --> 00:27:03,012 Wayne. I'm the deep pockets here. 380 00:27:04,317 --> 00:27:06,102 Though why they think I'd break the bank 381 00:27:06,145 --> 00:27:08,147 for some low-rent skirt my son knocked up... 382 00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:09,932 Hey, that... 383 00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:13,152 Mom, that's my wife you're talking about. 384 00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:16,199 Don't be a baby. You're at the grownup table. 385 00:27:16,242 --> 00:27:20,682 How much could we pull together, cash, if we had to? 386 00:27:20,725 --> 00:27:22,858 Well, money's not the problem. 387 00:27:22,901 --> 00:27:24,598 The company's cash-rich right now, 388 00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:26,644 what with the market volatility. 389 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,864 And heck, you got kidnap insurance. 390 00:27:28,907 --> 00:27:30,561 Doesn't she? 391 00:27:30,604 --> 00:27:32,215 Foreign and domestic. 392 00:27:32,258 --> 00:27:33,825 We're checking to make sure it applies 393 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,261 to the daughter-in-law. 394 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:38,177 No, the real issue now is process. 395 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,179 Do we bring the FBI in 396 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,660 or a private hostage negotiation team? 397 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,749 I want to keep this thing quiet. 398 00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:47,926 We already got enough worthless public servants running around 399 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,189 thinking they own the place. 401 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:16,520 I'm home. 403 00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:05,482 Well, hon, turning in. 404 00:29:05,525 --> 00:29:08,006 Got to get up early on account I'm working a big case. 405 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,139 Kidnapping, we think. 406 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,315 Forensics came back two different blood types, 407 00:29:12,358 --> 00:29:13,795 not the victim. 408 00:29:13,838 --> 00:29:16,754 Yeah. 409 00:29:17,711 --> 00:29:19,104 Slicing right again. 410 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,454 I think I'm dropping my shoulder. 411 00:29:23,456 --> 00:29:25,154 Did you put in for the regional? 412 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:28,244 Twenty-five hundred bucks. 413 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,594 No kidding. 414 00:29:30,637 --> 00:29:31,987 I know. 415 00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:33,510 Well, hon, I don't got to tell you... 416 00:29:33,553 --> 00:29:35,729 - I know. - Sears sent a final notice, 417 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,253 and the mortgage... 418 00:29:37,296 --> 00:29:38,950 I said I know. 419 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,301 Please don't get defensive. 420 00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:45,043 Just got out of our skis is all, 421 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,305 - ...what with the simulator. - I told you... 422 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,741 ...I need it for the winter months. 423 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:49,613 Of course. 424 00:29:49,656 --> 00:29:52,790 I'm not saying it's superfluous. 425 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:56,402 Just, maybe think about making up a few shifts 426 00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,404 at the Red Apple again. 427 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,102 Or we talked about, 428 00:30:00,145 --> 00:30:02,104 maybe you go back to radiology school, 429 00:30:02,147 --> 00:30:04,584 you know, as a backup. 430 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:08,806 I don't need a backup. 431 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,808 You got your dream job, 432 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:13,550 and I'm so close. 433 00:30:13,593 --> 00:30:16,161 You know, I came in second at Hilton Head. 434 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:18,947 Well, like I said, got to get up early. 435 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:22,472 Proud of you. 436 00:30:23,603 --> 00:30:26,868 Thanks. You coming? 437 00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:30,219 In a minute. Just a few more drives. 438 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:13,218 Shut the fuck up already. 439 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,525 My face... 440 00:31:15,568 --> 00:31:17,657 It's still there. Stop whining. 441 00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:19,398 Is it cloudy in here? 442 00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,531 My eye. 443 00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:28,930 I'm afraid to look. 444 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:34,979 Got two eyes. 445 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:37,895 Could you take me to a veterinarian? 446 00:31:42,465 --> 00:31:44,162 What? 447 00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:46,643 You know, like in the movies. 448 00:31:46,686 --> 00:31:49,646 'Cause they're also a doctor, just for animals. 449 00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:52,518 You need to go the hospital. 450 00:31:55,695 --> 00:31:57,654 Burns like that, 451 00:31:57,697 --> 00:32:00,265 you're gonna get infected. 452 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:02,528 Maybe even go to the brain. 453 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:04,487 - Shut up. - I need my brain. 454 00:32:05,531 --> 00:32:07,751 Not from where the driver sits. 456 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,791 What's going on? 457 00:32:51,142 --> 00:32:53,492 Where did you get the truck? 458 00:32:54,754 --> 00:32:57,409 Stole it, like you said, over in St. Cloud. 459 00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:59,324 Stole from who? 460 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,761 You got me. Some guy's driveway. 461 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:17,125 - Christ. - What do we do? 462 00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:18,691 - Shut up. - What do we do? 463 00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,650 Shut up. 464 00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:57,165 There's a .38 in the glove box. 465 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,211 And you don't get any funny... 466 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,649 Geez. 467 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,088 - Hey... - Oh, my God. 468 00:34:07,131 --> 00:34:08,698 Are you okay, ma'am? 469 00:34:18,011 --> 00:34:19,143 Shit! 470 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:28,152 Officer down! I repeat, officer down! 471 00:34:35,028 --> 00:34:37,509 Christ on a stick. 472 00:34:47,693 --> 00:34:49,347 Come on. 473 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,245 This is 474 00:35:17,288 --> 00:35:19,377 Deputy Witt Farr. I'm on the lam, 475 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:21,988 evading pursuit. 476 00:35:22,032 --> 00:35:23,947 Two shooters in a, uh, 477 00:35:23,990 --> 00:35:26,515 a dark-green F250. 478 00:35:42,008 --> 00:35:43,749 Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Wait, wait, wait. 479 00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:46,099 No. 481 00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:48,988 Son, get down before you lose your head. 482 00:36:50,990 --> 00:36:52,557 - You got a back door? - No. 484 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:56,866 What about, a first aid kit? 486 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,439 - Come on! - I got you. 487 00:37:04,482 --> 00:37:05,788 It's okay, it's okay. 488 00:37:05,831 --> 00:37:07,311 It's okay. 489 00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:10,532 Let me help. 490 00:37:14,927 --> 00:37:16,973 Just stay calm. Backup'll be here soon. 491 00:37:22,457 --> 00:37:24,589 Fix your leg. I'll check the doors. 492 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,504 Clerk said no back door. 493 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:27,636 There's a bathroom back there. 494 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,028 It'll have a window. 495 00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,292 Right, yeah. Yeah, good thinking. 497 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:10,026 You gonna make it? 498 00:38:10,069 --> 00:38:12,245 Yeah, I'll get us there. 499 00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:14,160 I'll get us there. 501 00:39:36,155 --> 00:39:37,635 Oh, God. 503 00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:06,055 Hey. Hey... 504 00:40:06,098 --> 00:40:08,144 ...you got any weaponry back there? 505 00:40:08,187 --> 00:40:11,669 Shotgun? Lead pipe? 506 00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,889 Got a air horn. 507 00:40:13,932 --> 00:40:17,153 - A what? - An air horn? It's, like... 508 00:40:17,196 --> 00:40:19,242 air in a can, and you push the button... 509 00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:21,374 and you... 514 00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:04,380 Losing a lot of blood here. 515 00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:26,141 Must have hit an artery. 516 00:44:35,541 --> 00:44:38,109 I'm guessing there was a perp in the commode? 517 00:44:45,856 --> 00:44:49,294 Put this in here. Yeah? Okay? 518 00:44:51,035 --> 00:44:52,210 Okay. 519 00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:54,299 Now I'm gonna twist it. 520 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:56,954 Yeah? 521 00:44:56,998 --> 00:45:00,088 Okay. It's okay. Come on. 522 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:02,090 - Can you hold it? Yeah. - Yeah. 523 00:45:07,225 --> 00:45:09,445 Where'd you learn to do all this? 524 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,536 It's not my first getaway. 525 00:45:14,885 --> 00:45:17,279 Oh, sorry. 526 00:45:19,585 --> 00:45:22,240 Can you at least tell me your name? 527 00:45:22,284 --> 00:45:25,200 Okay. You're gonna be okay. 528 00:45:27,811 --> 00:45:30,248 Where's the second fella? 529 00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:32,642 By the front door. 530 00:45:32,685 --> 00:45:34,122 Breathing? 532 00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:20,168 The cavalry's here. 533 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,866 Come by me so they don't... 535 00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:32,006 Gonna put you in for a medal when this is over. 537 00:46:33,572 --> 00:46:35,923 Some kind of commendation, you know? 539 00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:41,450 civilian bravery or some such. 541 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,006 We're gonna get her back. 543 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,456 Hiya, hon. 544 00:50:26,805 --> 00:50:28,938 Just making sure Scotty... 545 00:50:28,981 --> 00:50:31,462 Well, she didn't get her Bisquick yesterday. 546 00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,551 Oh, hon. 547 00:50:35,205 --> 00:50:36,641 Geez, you're bleeding. 548 00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:38,991 I am? 549 00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:42,212 Oh, would you look at that. 550 00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:45,694 Well, I just feel like the silliest. 551 00:50:45,737 --> 00:50:49,132 Well, what the heck happened? 552 00:50:49,176 --> 00:50:50,264 Some kind of break-in? 553 00:50:50,307 --> 00:50:52,701 The blood and, like... 554 00:50:52,744 --> 00:50:55,573 ...the hair? 555 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:57,880 Oh, hon, are you okay? 556 00:50:57,923 --> 00:51:00,361 Stop being so ridiculous. 557 00:51:00,404 --> 00:51:01,666 I just must have 558 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:04,713 cut myself is all, earlier. 559 00:51:04,756 --> 00:51:06,367 And, well, 560 00:51:06,410 --> 00:51:09,718 you know, yesterday was a tough pill to swallow, 561 00:51:09,761 --> 00:51:12,024 so I thought I could go somewhere, 562 00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:13,417 clear my head. 563 00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:18,030 But, I'm... 564 00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:19,597 Two types of blood they found. 565 00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:23,297 - Yep. - Ya, O-negative and... 566 00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:25,908 Well, I forgot the other one, but not yours. 567 00:51:25,951 --> 00:51:29,085 And the deal with the ski mask... 568 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:31,696 - ...all scorched and stuff? - Ya. 569 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:33,481 I had some of the winter things out, 570 00:51:33,524 --> 00:51:35,265 prepping for the seasonal changeover. 571 00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:37,354 - Ya? - And I guess I must have put 'em 572 00:51:37,398 --> 00:51:40,314 too close to the curlers, and it... 574 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:44,361 You must think I'm some kind of fool. 575 00:51:44,405 --> 00:51:47,451 Oh, no. No, of course... 576 00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:48,583 of course not, I just... 578 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:53,370 What are you saying? 'Cause the cops were here. 579 00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:57,461 That Indian lady, and she said... 580 00:51:57,505 --> 00:52:00,116 "abducted by force" is what she, and then... 581 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,813 I'm at my mom's figuring out a ransom strategy... 582 00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:03,685 You told your mom? 583 00:52:03,728 --> 00:52:07,471 Yeah, hon, there was... 584 00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:08,951 You were abducted. 585 00:52:08,994 --> 00:52:10,518 Stop saying that. 586 00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:13,173 I had a bad day. 587 00:52:13,216 --> 00:52:15,479 I needed some time to clear my head. 588 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,961 Did I leave the house a mess? 589 00:52:19,004 --> 00:52:20,658 Well, shoot. 590 00:52:23,922 --> 00:52:27,491 I know you think I'm this kinda perfect woman... 591 00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:30,146 wife, mother... 592 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:33,715 ...but you know, even I got a breaking point. 593 00:52:56,128 --> 00:52:58,870 Now, you want to set the table for breakfast? 594 00:52:58,914 --> 00:53:01,221 Got to make sure Scotty gets her vitamins and minerals 595 00:53:01,264 --> 00:53:04,180 for school. Most important meal of the day.