1 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,396 [muffled music playing] 2 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:23,936 -[laughing] -You're gonna get in trouble, man. 3 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,851 Then move to France. 4 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:29,029 The French, buddy? No. You're, like... 5 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,639 The French would like me better than you. 6 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:32,771 -[brays] -Well, no, I-I don't think... 7 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:42,303 Now, I know there's at least one dancer in there 8 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,348 that's got a restraining order against you, Vivian. 9 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:46,002 Five hundred feet. 10 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,310 That's not-- W-- Y-You got old information, Sheriff. 11 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,486 Candy moved down to Sioux Falls last month 12 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,140 -to take care of her mother. -Oh, so now 13 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:55,577 you're keeping tabs on the poor girl, huh? 14 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:59,102 Judge won't gonna like that. Not at all. 15 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,890 You two kids get home safe, huh? 16 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,504 See you at the Elks on Thursday. 17 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:16,946 You got my check, right? 18 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:19,340 -The re-election fund? -[car doors open] 19 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,298 -[car doors close] -Had... had my girl 20 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,126 -[engine starts] -make it out personally last week. 21 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,303 -What... what the fuck, Roy? -[car departs] 22 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,870 -Hm? -What... 23 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,787 You can't do this shit anymore, Roy. 24 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,268 I-I know the governor now. 25 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,883 See, now, what happens in moments of life and death 26 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,972 is that everything comes into focus. 27 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,410 Are you focused, Vivian? 28 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:48,934 Y-yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:51,111 You're not gonna sell your bank to that woman. 30 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,852 L-Lyon? 31 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,290 Th-Th-That's the one. 32 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,683 You're not gonna sell it, you're not gonna negotiate, 33 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:00,337 you're not even gonna return her calls. 34 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:02,470 W-Why? 35 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,689 Wait, wait, wait! 36 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,082 O-Okay. 37 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,867 Find some other way to get rich. 38 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,869 Foreclose on some homes, 39 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,176 sell raffle tickets. I don't care. 40 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,439 But that woman gets nothing. 41 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,615 We're clear? 42 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,051 Yeah. 43 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:22,881 Now why don't you do a little dance? 44 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,580 What? 45 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:29,975 I'm just kidding. 46 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,629 Nobody wants to see that. 47 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,248 [SUV door opens] 48 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:43,989 [door closes] 49 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:46,122 [engine starts] 50 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,347 [telephone ringing] 51 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,577 -[beep] -[man] We've been patient. 52 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,146 More than patient. 53 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,629 But if we can't settle this thing today, 54 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:18,415 my next call is to our litigation department. 55 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,896 Thank you, and please make sure to give this call 56 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,985 -five stars on the next survey. -[beep] 57 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:29,078 -[brakes squeal] -[bus idling] 58 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,090 [children chattering, laughing] 59 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:51,535 Looks like you found the cereal. 60 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,276 Frosted Flakes. 61 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,409 -Your kid likes 'em? -[bus departing] 62 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,019 -Well, kinda. -[garage door closes] 63 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,630 My husband. He can't get enough. 64 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,677 Are you taking me to school? 65 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,679 No school today. 66 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,071 Is it a holiday? 67 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,857 In a way. 68 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,207 -But I got to go to work, so... -[door opens] 69 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,688 -[door closes] -[clears throat] 70 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:16,038 Slept in the garage again? 71 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,217 You don't have to open the door. 72 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:26,266 School bus saw me in my drawers. 73 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,747 Plus, it's freezing out. 74 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,271 Scotty, hon, could you 75 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,315 take your book to the living room, please? 76 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,665 Want me to clear my bowl? 77 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,058 Please. 78 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,807 I need you to watch her today. It's just for a few hours. 79 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,635 -I want a wife. -Maybe you could take her to the park or what-- 80 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,724 Wait, what did you say? 81 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,944 I said I want a wife. 82 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,947 I am your wife. 83 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,080 No. 84 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,995 A wife. 85 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:03,346 Someone to keep the house clean and-and cook. 86 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,566 I cook. 87 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:09,744 Who cooks good, you know? 88 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:13,138 Takes care of me when I'm sick and doesn't complain about it. 89 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,010 Who wants to know how my day was first 90 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:16,794 and listens to the answer. 91 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,188 A woman who supports me. 92 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:20,842 Oh... 93 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,322 I support you. 94 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,193 No, emotionally, I'm saying. 95 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,500 A wife who... 96 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:29,329 who builds my confidence, 97 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:33,289 who everything revolves around... me. 98 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,117 Not... And I know-I know what you do 99 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,075 is important, I do, but... 100 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:40,383 I'm important, too, you know? 101 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:43,343 My needs, so I can grow 102 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,996 and be the best. 103 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,607 Okay? 104 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:50,437 A cheerleader, is what I'm... 105 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:54,179 You know, a wife who comes to the club 106 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,530 for the socials and doesn't 107 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:59,141 talk about what's a felony or what's a misdemeanor, 108 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,143 but trades recipes, 109 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,319 right? With the other wives. 110 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,712 [scoffs] 111 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:06,148 Who claps when I win 112 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,324 and rubs my back when I don't, 113 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,021 and says, "You'll get 'em next time 114 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,720 because you are amazing." 115 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,469 Is that all? 116 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,387 No. 117 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,390 I want a wife who takes care of my other needs-- 118 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,174 my man needs-- 119 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,219 when I feel like it, 120 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:37,222 and doesn't say she's tired or that her back hurts 121 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,833 or to pull out when I finish 122 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,487 'cause she's not on the pill. 123 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,532 Which-- I want a wife who's on the pill. 124 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,405 I can't take the pill. 125 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,623 I get blood clots. 126 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,277 Well, an IUD then. 127 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,497 [scoffs] 128 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,630 Okay, look, look. the-the point is I am tired 129 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:56,198 of feeling like I got to be everything around here 130 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,460 all the time. 131 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,114 The man and the wife. 132 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:02,987 Like, I got to support you all the time, your needs, 133 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:05,207 'cause your job is hard and you're always saying 134 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,774 you have to pick up extra shifts. 135 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:11,735 We are $192,000 136 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,868 in debt. 137 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,696 And that. 138 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:18,089 A wife who is not 139 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:21,136 reminding me all the time about negative... 140 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,746 negativity, you know? 141 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,574 Pressure, when I-I need to stay positive, 142 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,228 'cause it's a mental game, right? 143 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,838 How far you hit a drive, whether you're in the sand trap, 144 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,318 and you just... 145 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:32,713 suck. You suck at that. 146 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,890 So I want a wife. 147 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,852 I'm late for work. 148 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,986 We can talk about 149 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:48,032 who really needs a wife later. 150 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,603 Scotty, hon. I got to go out. 151 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,953 I'll be back as soon as I can. 152 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,302 [Scotty] Okay, then. 153 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,390 What am I supposed to do with her? 154 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,044 I got physical therapy 155 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,872 and I'm supposed to walk the green at 2:00, my guru says, 156 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,352 so I can play it with my eyes shut. 157 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,485 You're a big boy. Figure it out. 158 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,928 [windmill rattling] 159 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,561 [man] Please, ple-- [groaning] 160 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,352 [Bowman] Say it. 161 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,180 I'm gonna call Dot and tell her to come. 162 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,879 Who the fuck is Dot? 163 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:54,446 Listen, wait, wait! Listen. 164 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:55,491 Listen. 165 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,884 I got cancer. 166 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,233 I need an operation. 167 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,843 You got the wrong guy. 168 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,628 You got... [groans] 169 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,978 -Fuck. -[coughs] 170 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,240 [groans] 171 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,853 Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. 172 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,159 -Fuck you! -[thud] 173 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,901 [groans] 174 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,947 [Donald Trump] [on TV] ...on my phone call, but they never thought I'd release it, 175 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,558 so they were gonna be okay. 176 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:22,213 Eight times,quid pro quo. 177 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,215 Except it was no times. 178 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,784 Mm. They are doing it for real this time. 179 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,481 Jackals. 180 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,529 Impeaching that great man. 181 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,965 Now, not too short above the ears. 182 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,532 I got the debate coming up. 183 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,404 Gets my goat, 184 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,885 they're hounding that poor man day and night. 185 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,539 The twins think so, too. 186 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,410 We want to watch cartoons. 187 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,847 Hey. 188 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,762 Don't talk back to your mother. 189 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,593 [Wayne] [on TV] Down at Wayne Lyon Kia, 190 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,595 we got the lowest prices in town, 191 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,553 and I ain't lyin'. 192 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,947 Hi, I'm Wayne Lyon at Lyon Motors. 193 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,383 And I want to get you behind the wheel of a new... 194 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,472 Aah! 195 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,082 -Oh, Roy. Honey... -Shit, woman. 196 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,389 I am so sorry. 197 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,695 -God. -I don't know what happened. 198 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,087 Hold on, let me just... 199 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,699 These are my mother's napkins. 200 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,352 What happened, Karen, is you got 201 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,964 all caught up in things that don't concern you 202 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,661 and you lost sight of the job at hand. 203 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,143 -You're right. -Now, it's 10:00 in the morning. 204 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,971 I think these girls have something better to do 205 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,713 than sit here, watch TV like a couple of welfare queens. 206 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,280 -Girls, come on. -[snaps fingers] 207 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,891 Come on, your daddy's right. 208 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,240 It's time to get to your lessons. 209 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,807 -[Roy] Ah, dang it. -[door opens] 210 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,942 [door closes] 211 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,336 Thought you were that crazy Swede for a second. 212 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:45,122 On account of he's missing half an ear. 213 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,820 Very funny. 214 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,955 Got Nadine's husband in the box when you're ready. 215 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,522 I'm Nadine's husband. 216 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,221 Sure. Uh... 217 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,962 uh, what I meant was, uh, 218 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,661 the car salesman's in the abattoir, ready to talk. 219 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:02,923 Did you soften him up a little bit? 220 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,011 Oh, he's still got all his teeth, 221 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,621 if that's what you're asking, 222 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,189 but only 'cause they're in there pretty good. 223 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,843 Crying like a little girl? 224 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,583 He's pissed, I'll tell you that. 225 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,021 Called me a few names I ain't heard since grade school. 226 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,587 [chuckles] 227 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,764 Swears we got the wrong guy, which is, like, 228 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,330 nice try, asshole. 229 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,505 Thought you said he was soft. 230 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,681 Well, he had a pretty good shock 231 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,465 at the house, you know. 232 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,336 Finger in the old light socket. 233 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,816 Sometimes that scrambles the brain. 234 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,992 You hear those stories, right? 235 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,864 "My husband ain't the man I married 236 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,300 since the lightning struck." 237 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,088 What? 238 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,356 [door opens] 239 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,842 We've been wearing kerchiefs on our faces 240 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,670 so he don't recognize us later. 241 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,722 [muffled, indistinct chatter] 242 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,114 ...don't you understand? I don't know 243 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,507 what the fuck you're talking about. 244 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,204 Oh, who's this, then? 245 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,119 Oh, king of the idiot brigade, eh? 246 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,860 [chuckles] Let me tell you 247 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,775 what I told these other two morons. 248 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,387 You kidnapped the wrong chump. I got friends in high places, 249 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,476 and when they get through with you, 250 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,043 you're gonna wish you were the horse at a glue factory, 251 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,871 you... [grunts] 252 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,264 -Jesus! -[animals barking, whinnying in distance] 253 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,353 [stilted groaning] 254 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,623 [exhales] 255 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,625 [Gator] What the hot fuck, Dad? 256 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,714 I thought this one was supposed to stay in the car. 257 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,020 Yeah. 258 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,848 So you're a leptard, too. 259 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,327 [Gator] How are we supposed to get her back now? 260 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,113 -You killed our leverage. -That's not him, genius. 261 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,855 You grabbed the wrong patsy. 262 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,335 What? No. 263 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,386 I was in the car. 264 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,170 That's his fuck up. 265 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,608 He was in the room, this guy. 266 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,741 Name was on the door. 267 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,265 -Don't know what else I could've done. -See? 268 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,268 I thought you said you saw the car salesman 269 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,488 -in his house on Halloween. -Yeah. 270 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,316 Said you got a good look at him. 271 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,976 It was dark, okay? 272 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,630 And on fire, and... [chuckles] I... 273 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:27,763 He grabbed him. 274 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,635 Said we got the guy. It's the... 275 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,203 What do you... Power of suggestion. 276 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,563 So what do we do now? 277 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:50,264 Son, you got a bad-luck problem. 278 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,353 Somewhere out there, there's an upside down horseshoe 279 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,484 with your name on it. 280 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,095 I'm just off my game is all. 281 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,707 You know I'm a winner. 282 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,274 All-state quarterback, crack shot, 283 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,102 knocking all the pins down with my eyes closed. 284 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,886 That's your boy, 285 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,845 not this puke pile. 286 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,022 All right, I think I know where you got 287 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,328 that thorn in your paw. Get the car. 288 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,808 Where we going? 289 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,636 To pay the boogeyman. 290 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,385 And you're saying that the patient had a sur-- 291 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,126 [Briggs] Mr. Seymour. 292 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,736 You're saying he had surgery scheduled this morning, 293 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:28,998 but he checked himself out. 294 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,478 No, they took him. 295 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,871 Who? 296 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,177 Two men. They said they were family. 297 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,439 That happens, right? 298 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:36,832 Patient gets cold feet. 299 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,790 Yeah, except his wife is hysterical 300 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,618 and nobody's seen him since. 301 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,888 [indistinct announcement over PA] 302 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,416 And on the same day, those two FBI fellas showed up. 303 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,766 -FBI? -Oh, yeah. They were looking for that 304 00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,682 mental patient female, the runaway. 305 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,989 They're down in the cafeteria right now, talking to Mr. Lyon. 306 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,426 [Joaquin] Well, like I said, 307 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,862 we just want to talk to your wife, 308 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,559 make sure she's okay. 309 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,736 Are you gentlemen quite certain 310 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,434 I can't offer you a gimlet? 311 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,827 Uh, no, thanks. 312 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,656 She gave us the slip, 313 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,615 but we think she's running from someone else. 314 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,315 I'm sorry, I had a... 315 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,971 I'm-I'm a little sideways, still. 316 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886 I... 317 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,583 Faulty wiring. 318 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,977 I-I think my house burned down. 319 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,414 And we have questions about that. 320 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:41,114 The night in question. What you remember. 321 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,898 Neighbors said they saw a couple of trick-or-treaters 322 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,248 fleeing the premises after the flames started. 323 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,946 That... 324 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,600 Fleeing? I-I don't... 325 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,652 You ever see that movie, The,um... 326 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,134 ...Nightmare Before Christmas? 327 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,702 That-that's a weird movie. 328 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:08,097 I want to say I-I dreamed it, but in... 329 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,794 real life. 330 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,625 Well, sir, there's no easy way to say this. 331 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,714 -[clears throat] -Um... 332 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,716 Your wife isn't who she says she is. 333 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,023 Dorothy Lyon-- uh, 334 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,069 that's what we call an alias in our line of work. 335 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,200 A cover story. 336 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:27,247 Her real name is Nadine Bump. 337 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:32,208 -Nadine? -When he was a boy, 338 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:35,690 my son wanted to be a ballerina. 339 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,257 I told him... 340 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,650 [clears throat] the male of the species 341 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,522 is called a "ballerino," 342 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,742 but he couldn't be swayed. 343 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,701 What do you mean she's not my wife? 344 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,485 [Joaquin] Uh, no, no. 345 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:52,228 -She's your wife. -But also, she isn't. 346 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,143 -I'm sorry? -[Meyer] See, she was 347 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,710 married previously. 348 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,799 Still married, some would say. Under the law. 349 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:01,107 To a-another man. A bad man. 350 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,195 So she ran away from him. 351 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,457 And found her way to you. 352 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,372 Posing as Dorothy. 353 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,591 Posing? 354 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,028 [Joaquin] It's a classic scam. 355 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,986 You find a gravestone in a cemetery, 356 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,075 somebody who died young and you take over their identity, 357 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,296 uh, Social Security number, etcetera. 358 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,254 We think this fella-- 359 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,953 the original, maybe also simultaneous husband-- 360 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,260 found her and came after her. 361 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,175 Your wife. 362 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,699 That he took her that first night last week. 363 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,005 Okay? And then, when she escaped, 364 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,789 he came back for her on Halloween, 365 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:35,663 maybe burning your house down in the process. 366 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,404 And now she's fled. 367 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:41,103 So, we're hoping you might have some insight 368 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,801 -as to possible destination. -Excuse me. 369 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,022 Indira Olmstead, Scandia PD. 370 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,155 You've probably got a dozen messages for me on your machine. 371 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,505 We're right in the middle of an interview, officer. 372 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,856 On my case. 373 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,771 And believe me, you're gonna want to hear 374 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:57,946 what I've got to say on the matter. 375 00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:01,558 Have-have you seen my wife? 376 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,647 She was supposed to visit me today. 377 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,045 No, sir. 378 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,048 But I'm sure she's fine. 379 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,876 And your daughter. 380 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,009 My Scotty plays the drums. 381 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,925 [Wink] Rommel used the sound of drums 382 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,884 to drive his enemy mad. 383 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,802 We're done here. 384 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,021 Mr. Lyon, Mr. Lyon. 385 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,936 Uh, we'll-we'll circle back. 386 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,200 -Officer. -Thank you so much. 387 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,333 Okay. 388 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,815 Ballerino. 389 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,173 [cattle lowing] 390 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,787 -Hyah! -[indistinct chatter] 391 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,050 [Gator] Dad, come on. You're not paying this guy. 392 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,446 Fine. We're upside down. And... 393 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,841 maybe it's voodoo or whatever, but... 394 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,148 ...solve it with a bullet, not... 395 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,151 Otherwise, what? 396 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,110 We trust this guy? 397 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,808 ♪ ♪ 398 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,332 "Here's your money, please lift the curse"? 399 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,290 I don't think so. 400 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,553 We tried killing him. 401 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:27,209 Now we're bailing water out of a sinking boat. 402 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,950 Election's a week away and we're still 403 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,735 balls-deep on righting old wrongs with Nadine, 404 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,302 our dicks in the breeze. 405 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,567 We need to take luck out of the equation. 406 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,048 Period. End of story. 407 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,407 Go on, search him, then wait in the car. 408 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,411 [cowboy] Come on, come on. 409 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,848 -[cattle lowing] -Let's go. 410 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,338 Let me see your hands. 411 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,432 [patting] 412 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,965 It's not a win. 413 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,404 We're calling a draw. 414 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,017 So don't get cocky. 415 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,818 I'm in the market for a bull. 416 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,169 There's a science to it, they tell me, 417 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:01,347 but I prefer to go on instinct. 418 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,827 Worked for my father and his father before him. 419 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,266 We have business. 420 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:10,138 Christ, look at the cock on that monster. 421 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,098 Meat is meat. 422 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,058 You don't talk much. I like that. 423 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:22,629 A man has only so many words in his lifetime. 424 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,285 For us, 425 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,896 there are very few left. 426 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,819 Plus interest, 'cause we got sideways. 427 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,255 Now, I didn't make your deal 428 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,257 but if I had I would've been clear. 429 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,955 That woman's like a tick. 430 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:49,133 Can't crush her, can't pull her out clean. 431 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,701 Suffocation is the key. 432 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,661 Or fire. 433 00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:56,967 If I had a nickel for every time she found the daylight 434 00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,056 when I thought I had her buried... 435 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,756 Never had a problem before 436 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,801 or since, breaking a woman, but that one, 437 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:08,109 she's... What'd you call her? 438 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,938 A tiger. 439 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,505 Right. 440 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:15,029 You think you're hunting her but all the while 441 00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:17,336 you're just a mouse and she's playing with her supper. 442 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,209 [sighs] 443 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,429 Probably ought to let her be, but... 444 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:41,403 When a man digs a grave, 445 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,318 he has to fill it. 446 00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:47,844 Otherwise, it's just a hole. 447 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,905 ♪ ♪ 448 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,098 Happy now, shitbird? 449 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,752 You got your money? 450 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,190 People are dead. Good men. 451 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,148 And you're still wandering the earth, 452 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:33,281 breathing the air they should be breathing. 453 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,724 -[whines softly] -[weak chuckle] 454 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,727 A boy complains 455 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:47,643 because he thinks the world is unfair. 456 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,602 He cries to his mother 457 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:52,866 when the toy breaks or the knee is skinned. 458 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,390 Fuck that. You're the one who's gonna be crying. 459 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,050 A man knows better. 460 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,533 The things that happen happen. 461 00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:11,058 Who lives, who dies. 462 00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:14,757 You don't yell at the boulder for being a rock. 463 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,892 [chuckles] 464 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:23,244 You want the last word? Here it is. 465 00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,638 I'll see you soon, asshole. 466 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,297 [engine starts] 467 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,214 ♪ ♪ 468 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:07,157 [Joaquin] His name is Roy Tillman. 469 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:10,247 He's the sheriff of Stark County, North Dakota. 470 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:14,034 Dorothy Lyon was his wife. 471 00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:15,992 She disappeared 11 years ago. 472 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,820 Until now, it was presumed dead. 473 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,214 [scoffs] 474 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,869 I saw him. 475 00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:23,870 Yesterday. 476 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:25,785 At the Lyon Estate. 477 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,482 What was he doing there? 478 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:31,268 Looking for his wife, I'm guessing. 479 00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:36,404 He's a real "I am the law" type, 480 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:39,015 -her husband. -Except his version of the law is spending 481 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,235 a million dollars on tactical gear 482 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,846 and weapons on the taxpayer's dollar, 483 00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:46,980 and then gifting them to a right-wing militia. 484 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:48,590 Run by Roy's father-in-law. 485 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:49,765 Current father-in-law. 486 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,205 But how's Dorothy gonna help you with that? 487 00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:57,904 She hasn't been Mrs. Tillman in ten years. 488 00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:59,862 He runs a tight ship, the sheriff. 489 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:00,907 Nobody talks. 490 00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,386 People disappear. Nadine... 491 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,040 -Mrs. Lyon. -She knows all the players, 492 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,782 maybe even where the bodies are buried. 493 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,655 We use her to flip them. 494 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,573 [Joaquin] The son or the ranch foreman. 495 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,971 Do you know where she is? 496 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,409 I do not. 497 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,329 What about the abuse? 498 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,550 The fact that he used to beat her? 499 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,639 Or the current crimes, kidnapping attempts? 500 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:43,079 Conspiracy to kill a North Dakota state trooper. 501 00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:45,604 Or, I mean, this bystander they grabbed up yesterday. 502 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:46,996 Probably took him back to the ranch, 503 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,258 thinking he's Wayne. 504 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:50,173 I say that we 505 00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:53,176 get a warrant and go there today. Now. 506 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,438 God knows what they're gonna do with him 507 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:55,439 when they realize he's a fake. 508 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,267 And if he's not there? 509 00:26:57,311 --> 00:27:01,184 Then we showed our hand, he closes ranks, Mister... 510 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,056 Seymour. 511 00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:04,753 Ends up thrown off a cliff somewhere in Wyoming, 512 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,276 never to be seen again. 513 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,800 Yeah. 514 00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:12,892 If you see her. 515 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,458 I'll call. 516 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,158 That's how this works, right? 517 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:21,552 You help me. I help you. 518 00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,946 And we all help Dorothy. 519 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:26,557 You know... the victim. 520 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,780 [clack] 521 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,654 -[crowd exclaims] -[applause] -[Lars sighs] 522 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,526 Shit. 523 00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:41,964 I'm bored. 524 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:43,531 Uh-huh. 525 00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,144 Whose are these? 526 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:50,190 Don't touch that. 527 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,844 How come? 528 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:54,411 It's not a toy. It's a tool. 529 00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:56,675 [clack] 530 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,068 Then why do they say "play the drums"? 531 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,593 Okay, I got to go out, 532 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,726 see my physical therapist. 533 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,295 What about dinner? 534 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:12,908 Um, she'll bring you something. 535 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:14,344 Probably. 536 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:17,870 Okay. 537 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:20,394 Don't burn the house down. 538 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:23,223 [car alarm chirps] 539 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,573 [car door opens] 540 00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:27,662 -[car door closes] -[engine starts] 541 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:32,754 [drumsticks tapping] 542 00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,952 Problem, maybe. 543 00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,608 Vivian or his man won't take my call. 544 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:04,133 Out of the office, his girl said. Unreachable. 545 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,700 Unreachable? 546 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,529 Indefinitely unreachable. 547 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,619 What are they up to? 548 00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:14,535 Uh, holding our feet to the fire, maybe. 549 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:17,146 Playing hard to get. Uh... 550 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:18,757 and then... 551 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,106 there's this. 552 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:22,586 What's that? 553 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:25,328 Uh, it's a... it's a dress shirt, I think. 554 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,287 It's pink. 555 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,116 Uh, someone dropped this off for you at reception. 556 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,248 -For me? -Yeah. 557 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:33,772 It's monogrammed. 558 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,774 So it is. 559 00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:37,950 V.D. 560 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:42,737 Oh, and you got this note. 561 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:54,531 -Security saw this? -Yeah. 562 00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:57,012 They got a handwriting guy working on it, they said. 563 00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,885 Seeing if they can trace the author. 564 00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,625 What's it mean, you think-- 565 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,192 "Not on my watch"? 566 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,803 And what's with the silver star? 567 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,022 Means the deal's off. 568 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,156 Thanks to Dorothy's husband. 569 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,419 -Wayne? -No. 570 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:13,768 Idiot. 571 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,510 The first husband. The sheriff. 572 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:19,426 I didn't give him what he wanted, so... 573 00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:21,776 this is tit for that. 574 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,952 [Jerome] Look who's up and around. 575 00:30:23,996 --> 00:30:25,519 Oh, not now. 576 00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:27,303 Oh, Mrs. Lyon. 577 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,088 Hey there, slugger. 578 00:30:29,131 --> 00:30:30,872 How are you feeling? 579 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,790 -Confused. -[Lorraine] I thought 580 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,053 -you were taking him to the house. -[Jerome] Yes, ma'am, 581 00:30:38,097 --> 00:30:40,055 but he wanted to see you. 582 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,623 [Wayne] I want to go home. 583 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:46,018 My home. 584 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:48,498 Sorry. 585 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,370 Your wife burned the house down. 586 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:52,720 [Jerome] I told him, but he keeps asking for her. 587 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,027 Mrs. Lyon. 588 00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:57,333 The other. 589 00:30:57,377 --> 00:30:58,987 Mm. 590 00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:00,902 She... 591 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:03,209 she went out of town for a few days. 592 00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:05,211 Sightseeing. 593 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:07,169 And took Scotty with her. 594 00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:09,737 They said you're supposed to rest. 595 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,871 So, Jerome's gonna take you home. 596 00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:16,831 We made up your old room, we got out all your stuffies. 597 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,878 I'll be home later, and we can visit. 598 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:23,707 Chef's making boeuf bourguignon 599 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:25,796 with those-those little onions you like. 600 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,279 M... M-Mom, I wa... I w... 601 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,207 Get Vivian's cell phone number, 602 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:46,861 I don't care how. 603 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,038 And then gas up the Porsche. 604 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:53,128 Where am I going? 605 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,395 To steal an election. 606 00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:01,528 ♪ ♪ 607 00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:27,902 [muffled drumming] 608 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,006 [drumming continues] 609 00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:06,593 Look at you. 610 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,812 [chuckles] This is a nice kit. 611 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,162 Well, it ought to be. 612 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,902 Cost enough. 613 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:13,948 Yeah, that was his last dream, 614 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,168 Mr. Pie in the Sky. 615 00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:18,561 How was your day? 616 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,129 Super boring. 617 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,176 Where's Lars? 618 00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:25,264 He left. 619 00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:27,005 He... 620 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:28,528 Physical therapy or something. 621 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:31,139 But that was, like, an hour ago. 622 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:33,011 Did you bring dinner? 623 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,709 What was the last thing you ate? 624 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,928 I had some crackers before. 625 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,539 Like, at lunch. 626 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,585 [grunts] 627 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:45,023 Okay, then. 628 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,154 Let's get your stuff. 629 00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:47,851 Where are we going? 630 00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:49,636 To Grandma's. 631 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:09,264 Yeah, you'll be safe here. 632 00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:11,658 [Wink] All right, 633 00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:13,486 let them have it, boys. 634 00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:16,010 Nein! Ich bin ein Amrikaner. 635 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,925 No, they're not! Fire! 636 00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:19,622 [imitates explosions] 637 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,972 -Aah! -[doorbell rings] 638 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,939 Look who I found. 639 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,206 Go ahead. 640 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,645 Daddy! 641 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:48,564 Scotty. 642 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,220 Hey. 643 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,964 -I love you. -[Scotty] I missed you so much. 644 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,313 [Wayne] Oh, Scotty. 645 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:00,054 [Scotty] Guess what, yesterday I got... 646 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,708 [clears throat] 647 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:03,579 -[Wayne speaks indistinctly] -[Scotty] Yeah. 648 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,581 -[Wayne] Oh, yeah? -[Scotty] Your hand looks better. 649 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,330 What, did her mother have her 650 00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:17,463 turning tricks outside the Save Mart? 651 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:19,813 I'm sorry? 652 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,945 Don't do that. Women who apologize 653 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:23,991 for things that aren't their fault 654 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:27,212 might as well have "welcome mat" written on their faces. 655 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,911 Now you tell me. 656 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,611 What's that? 657 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,571 That's the history of your daughter-in-law, 658 00:35:38,614 --> 00:35:41,313 written in punches and chokeholds. 659 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:45,534 Well, I'm sure I don't need to see that. 660 00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:47,754 People who claim to be victims 661 00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,147 are the downfall of this country. 662 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:52,889 Mrs. Lyon, have you ever in your life 663 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,195 heard your daughter-in-law say 664 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,805 that she was a victim? Of anything? 665 00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:58,156 You may not like it, but sometimes 666 00:35:58,199 --> 00:35:59,940 crimes are committed against people. 667 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,551 They're victimized. And it's not their fault. 668 00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:05,685 I told him not to marry her. 669 00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:07,121 This whole sordid mess. 670 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,905 You're saying if a woman is abused 671 00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:10,559 and she manages to escape, 672 00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:13,432 she should move to the woods, live in a tree, 673 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,651 free from the burdens of basic human contact? 674 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,784 God forbid she gets a fresh start, 675 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,655 a good man to wash out the taste of the bad. 676 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,004 I don't like your tone. 677 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,484 Tough shit. 678 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:29,404 Some of us work for a living and go home to empty houses 679 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:31,711 or-or houses that should be empty but are instead filled 680 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:34,975 with the dirty underpants of our man-child spouses. 681 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,499 Your problem is you think that you're rich 682 00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:38,718 cause you're better than me. 683 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:39,806 Oh, please. 684 00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,677 We're the same. 685 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:44,898 Up before dawn, making our mark on the world. 686 00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:48,728 -But you know who you're really in sync with? -Hm? 687 00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,512 Dorothy. 688 00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:52,514 Yeah. 689 00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:54,124 I know you don't want to see it, 690 00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:56,301 but let me tell you what I see. 691 00:36:56,344 --> 00:37:00,130 I see a woman who outsmarted two kidnappers, 692 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:02,916 killed one of them and nearly killed the other 693 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:05,092 and who probably saved your son and granddaughter's lives 694 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:07,573 when they came at her again at the house. 695 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,924 I see a woman who doesn't quit, no matter what. 696 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,100 Who won't be silenced. 697 00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:14,928 And, unlike you, 698 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:17,104 who never complains. 699 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:19,889 Even when her mother-in-law has her committed 700 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:21,543 to a mental hospital. 701 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,244 So I brought you her file 702 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,333 so at least you could be an educated asshole. 703 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,902 Come work for me. 704 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:35,644 What? 705 00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:37,472 You saw the security team. 706 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,257 All those dicks. 707 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,563 Think about how that looks for a woman in my position. 708 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:44,174 Come be window dressing-- that's the offer? 709 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:46,786 No, no. Come run the security team, 710 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,266 be their boss. 711 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,877 -[scoffs] -I know you need the money. 712 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,140 I can help with your debt, consolidate it, 713 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:54,576 set up a payment schedule, 714 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,796 get the jackals off your back. 715 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,712 Name your price. 716 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,367 That's... 717 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:05,326 I've got a job. 718 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:09,243 Cleaning vomit out of the back of a squad car. 719 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,290 And look what they make you wear. 720 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,902 I'm talking about a white collar job, 721 00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:18,557 a white collar salary with benefits, 722 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,299 running a team of agents, traveling the world. 723 00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:23,823 I mean, you can't-you can't seriously turn that down. 724 00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:26,304 Otherwise, you and I are nothing alike. 725 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,178 [scoffs quietly] 726 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,138 It's kind of you. 727 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:36,531 No, it's not. 728 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,491 It's smart. 729 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,363 Take the job. 730 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:45,366 I... 731 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:47,629 I-I've got to think about it, 732 00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:49,762 -if that's... -Don't ask for permission. 733 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:53,766 Right. 734 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,899 I'm gonna think about it. 735 00:38:58,248 --> 00:39:00,860 And in the meantime, 736 00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:03,428 think about what I said. 737 00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:04,994 About Dorothy. 738 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,693 She's out there somewhere. 739 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:10,130 And she's not asking for help. 740 00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,088 But she needs it. 741 00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:22,011 You've got 24 hours. 742 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,145 Or the opportunity disappears. 743 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:30,280 That's how the world works. 744 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:32,370 This brief window. 745 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:35,503 Thank you. 746 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,331 Aw, bet you didn't think you were gonna say that 747 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,507 and mean it when you walked in here. 748 00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:53,216 [muffled music playing] 749 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,830 ♪ ♪ 750 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:25,292 Mr. Dugger. 751 00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:29,731 -I have a call for you. -What? 752 00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:32,778 Thank you. Thanks. 753 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:35,563 Danish Graves, Redemption Services, 754 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,217 in case you forgot. 755 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,088 And I have Mrs. Lyon on the phone. 756 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:40,438 For you. 757 00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:41,526 What? 758 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:52,275 Hello? 759 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:54,408 Are your balls in your belly, 760 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,237 looking for a safe place to hide? 761 00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,458 Good. 762 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,981 Listen to me. 763 00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:03,765 I'm pulling the offer. 764 00:41:03,809 --> 00:41:05,898 That $100 million 765 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:08,988 is going to Mesa Prudential 766 00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:12,121 out in Flagstaff. 767 00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:14,689 What you get instead is the full might 768 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:17,213 of the federal government 769 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:19,346 reading the shit stains in your underwear 770 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,696 like tea leaves. 771 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,306 Mrs. Lyon... 772 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,221 Quiet. 773 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,180 A grown-up is talking. 774 00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:31,750 I called the SEC chairman personally. 775 00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:34,143 And as we speak, 776 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:36,406 two dozen federal agents 777 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:40,759 are in your office, seizing your books. 778 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:44,023 They've also frozen every personal 779 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:47,200 and business bank account you've got. 780 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,071 So... 781 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:51,291 I hope you didn't give all your walking-around money 782 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:53,511 to that stripper. 783 00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:59,125 Oh. Plus, I-I hear 784 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:01,040 your son is starting his freshman year 785 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,303 at, um, Notre Dame? 786 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:07,481 Except, whoops. [clicks tongue] 787 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,136 -[phone ringing] -You're late on tuition. 788 00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:13,879 -[phone continues ringing] -So, hmm. 789 00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:15,315 Oh, that ring you hear-- 790 00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:17,665 that's your son on the other line 791 00:42:17,709 --> 00:42:20,712 calling to tell you he's been expelled. 792 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:22,670 Mrs. Lyon, please. 793 00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:24,629 Oh, "please." 794 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,892 That's your secret weapon? 795 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,242 [scoffs] 796 00:42:29,285 --> 00:42:31,549 Do you want to know what your mistake was? 797 00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:35,248 It was thinking death is the worst thing 798 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:36,902 that could happen to you. 799 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:39,861 So, congratulations. 800 00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:42,908 The sheriff's not gonna kill you. 801 00:42:42,951 --> 00:42:46,564 Instead you're going to live the rest of your days 802 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:48,653 in squalor, 803 00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:50,698 surrounded by the dead-eyed stares 804 00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:53,614 of your futureless children. 805 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,052 [short chuckle] 806 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,584 Have a nice night. 807 00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:36,091 ♪ ♪ 808 00:44:06,818 --> 00:44:07,993 [paper rustles] 809 00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:42,147 [man] Now I get it. 810 00:46:42,190 --> 00:46:44,236 [rooster crows] 811 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:48,283 [roars]