1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:03,086 Okay. 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:04,337 [SNIFFS] 3 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:05,422 Oh! 4 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:06,840 [COUGHS] 5 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:08,133 That's dirty. 6 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,677 [SNIFFS, THEN COUGHS] 7 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,138 I can wear that one more day. 8 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,807 -Maddie. -Hey, Liv. 9 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:19,894 Okay, so you know how I'm receiving the Porcupine of the Year award at school? 10 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:23,231 Yeah. You're upcycling club raised so much money for charity. 11 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,483 -I'm so proud of you. -Thank you. 12 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,611 Well, guess who's presenting the award to me. 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,781 Hmm, Channel Four meteorologist Johnny Nimbus. 14 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,575 Grandma Janice. 15 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,828 What? No! Grandma Janice is coming? 16 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:40,290 Grandma Janice is the coolest woman I know. 17 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:44,044 Get this. She was an Olympic diver. 18 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,547 Oh. I named my first basketball after her. 19 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,384 Hey, Janice. What's up, girl? 20 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,389 Now Grandma's a globe-trotting wildlife photographer. 21 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,017 Pretty much every single rhino photo 22 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,269 that you've ever seen has been taken by her. 23 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:06,066 Except for those extreme close-ups, because those people didn't make it. 24 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,736 The girls always had a special bond with my mom 25 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:12,030 because she's also an identical twin. 26 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:17,494 I, on the other hand, had to go out in the world and make friends. 27 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:19,579 Wow. Wow. 28 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:21,289 That is so nice of her. 29 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,708 You know, especially considering I'm... 30 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,629 [STUTTERS] I mean, you know. 31 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,632 Um, no, I don't know, Maddie. 32 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:33,510 -Why don't you tell me? -All right, fine. 33 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,971 I guess especially considering that I've always been her favorite. 34 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,641 Ha! Okay. Okay. 35 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,894 Just because you are both athletic-y 36 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:46,981 and adventurous and both wear glasses does not automatically mean-- 37 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,359 Okay, it automatically means you're her favorite. 38 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,363 But I'm Johnny Nimbus' favorite, so... 39 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,243 -Oh, wait, Liv. -Yeah? 40 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,787 -Smell this. Can I wear it one more day? -Aah! 41 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,335 ♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo ♪ 42 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,462 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 43 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,798 -♪ I lace up my high-tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪ 44 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:13,633 -♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 45 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,969 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 46 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,388 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 47 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,390 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 48 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,767 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 49 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,269 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 50 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:28,773 ♪ When you say yeah I say no ♪ 51 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,608 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 52 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,486 ♪ All I wanna do is go, go, go ♪ 53 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,489 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 54 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,908 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 55 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,120 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 56 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,789 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 57 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,709 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 58 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:51,713 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 59 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,845 Ahh! Minions! He's near. 60 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,348 Oh. 61 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,768 I'm always closer than you think, Joseph. 62 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,313 -Perhaps too close. -Pretty close. 63 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:13,068 If this is about watching the McGilvray-Mimen JK113 comet 64 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,195 with my sweet telescope, 65 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,530 wish upon another star. 66 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:23,244 The McGilvray-Mimen JK113 comet is called the lovers' comet. 67 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,289 They say whomever you're with when it reaches its apex 68 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,583 is destined to be your true love. 69 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,919 Last time it came around, I was 7 70 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,004 and eating fruit peelers. 71 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,925 You still got it, baby. 72 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,221 We'd be fools not to capitalize on this comet 73 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,431 by throwing a party and packing it with women 74 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,558 so we can meet our soul mates. 75 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,229 Why would I wanna throw a party with you? 76 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,607 Hmm. How do I put this tactfully? 77 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,362 Ahh. When it comes to women, the two of us fish from the same stream. 78 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,323 This lovers' comet is a chance for us 79 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,076 to plunge our hands in the water like powerful bears 80 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,453 and pull out the salmon of our dreams. 81 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,748 Not gonna lie, I've lost the metaphor. 82 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,127 The girls are the salmon. We're the bears. The stream is your backyard. 83 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,212 Just say it that way next time. 84 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,928 Oh, I cannot wait to see Grandma Janice. 85 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,680 I love her so much. 86 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,182 I love that every time I see her, 87 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,018 she gives me 20 bucks. 88 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,813 What? Grandma knows the going rate for adorableness. 89 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:33,898 She's here! She's here! 90 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:38,111 Quick, everyone put on one of Grandma's hideous crocheted gifts. 91 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,614 Grandma travels a lot, 92 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,950 which means a lot of long plane rides. 93 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:47,120 To pass the time she crochets, badly. 94 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,372 Very badly. 95 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,917 Actually, I don't know, this could be great crochet. 96 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:57,672 Three continents, two trains, four airplanes and over 8,000 miles... 97 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:02,177 We bring you one amazing grandma! STYLE ::cue() 98 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,391 You forgot the elephant ride. 99 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,686 Here comes the hugging fest. 100 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,856 -Grandma! -Liv! 101 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,443 Hi! 102 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,530 Thank you for coming to present my award. 103 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:23,615 Are you kidding? 104 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,493 I just had to be here for my granddaughter. 105 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,495 [COUGHING] 106 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,747 Oh, hi, Maddie. 107 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:36,670 Joey. You got so tall and handsome. 108 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,129 You have a girlfriend yet? 109 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:41,883 Oh, well, as fate would have it, there's a comet passing-- 110 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,385 -I got my answer. -Okay. 111 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,387 Make way, people. 112 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,972 Adorable baby of the family coming through. 113 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,184 Parker, you got tall too. 114 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,813 But you'll always be Grandma's little mini-muffin. 115 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,273 Ahh, can you stand it? 116 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,529 I see you got the dress I crocheted for you. 117 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,738 Yeah, I love it. 118 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,783 -It fits to a tee. LIV: Thank you. 119 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,412 No 20 bucks? What's going on? 120 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:11,496 [GASPS] 121 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,748 Have I aged out of my cuteness? 122 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,042 Guys, is it just me, 123 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,753 or is Grandma acting, like, a little strange? 124 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:22,716 Oh, ho, ho, is someone not Grandma's favorite anymore? 125 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:26,052 It's cold over here in the shadows, isn't it? 126 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,555 Scarf? Here. 127 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,230 Thanks for letting me have my comet party tomorrow. 128 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,066 Sure you wouldn't wanna come to the ceremony honoring your sister, 129 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,277 she said pointedly, hoping for the right answer. 130 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,238 No, he said honestly, 131 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:47,699 having gotten used to his mother's disapproving stare. 132 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,580 All right, the table is all set. 133 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,081 Now, where's Grandma? 134 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,667 I wanna play our traditional game of HORSE. 135 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,919 I love her, but I am taking that tiny lady down. 136 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,090 She's at the mall with Liv, shopping for an outfit 137 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,801 for the Porcupine of the Year award ceremony. 138 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,720 -Seriously? -Mm-hm. 139 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,638 Grandma hates shopping. 140 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:17,729 Is it just me, or does Grandma Janice seem kind of like not Grandma Janice to you? 141 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,357 -What do you mean? -Well, I don't know. 142 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,275 It's just usually, I'm her... 143 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,154 I don't wanna say "favorite," but let's be honest, I'm her favorite. 144 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,992 And she just seems like a completely different person. 145 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,077 Huh. 146 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,912 [GASPS] 147 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,124 What if she's a completely different person? 148 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,043 Yeah, no, 149 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:44,047 what if Grandma and Great-Aunt Hillary pulled a switcheroo? 150 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,510 Okay, Maddie, honey, I know it's weird 151 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,929 that Liv is getting the majority of the attention, 152 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,139 but you sound a little crazy-pants. 153 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,309 Ahh! You're in on it. 154 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,188 You want me to think I'm crazy-pants, 155 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:03,566 but really I'm righty-pants and you're wrongy-pants. 156 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,697 So I sound a little crazy-pants. 157 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:15,995 All right, I'm going for maximum grandson adorableness. 158 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:19,457 Are bunny slippers with the ducky pajamas too much? 159 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,753 You're right. Go big or go home. 160 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:35,557 So what girls should we invite to the party of the century? 161 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,308 Oh, wow, what about her? 162 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,353 Two-handed reader. I'm guessing she doesn't have plans. 163 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,606 That's Alex. She's in my robotics class. 164 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,568 We have a bit of a flirtationship. 165 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,486 Ho, ho, lock it down, son. 166 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,157 Uh-- Heh. Hey, Alex. 167 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:57,162 I was wondering if you wanted to come as my date to my comet party tonight? 168 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,749 -That doesn't sound unpleasant. -Ah! 169 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,709 I can come after my social-interaction class. 170 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,338 I will tap you on the shoulder to show connection and acknowledge your offer. 171 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,465 Yay. 172 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,802 Oh, we have a yes! 173 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,430 This is the perfect plan. Now go get another. 174 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,724 What? No, dude. I just got a date. 175 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,519 One date? Come on, this is you, Joey. 176 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,064 I mean, how do you even know she's gonna show up? 177 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,817 You need to get as many as you can and let the comet decide your love. 178 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,778 Ooh, uh, what about her? 179 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:33,114 I don't know her name, but I know she drinks two chocolate milks at lunch. 180 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,368 That is Samantha. She's in the Drama Club. 181 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,161 She's super into Shakespeare. 182 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,288 Go get her super into you. 183 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:41,623 [SNAPS] 184 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,834 [COUGHS] 185 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,712 -Milady. -Oh, good sir. 186 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,923 Wouldeth thou care to accompany me 187 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:53,134 to a celestial event at Casa Rooney come evening tide? 188 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,054 Oh, and be at thy side as the heavens swoon 189 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,889 and decide our fates? 190 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:01,142 Grantest thee this boon I shall, kind sir. 191 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,604 -Is that a yes...? -Oh. 192 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,731 -Yeah. -Ho, ho. STYLE ::cue() 193 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,068 [BOTH GIGGLE] 194 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:14,406 Oh, brother, they should call you "Butter" because you are on a roll. 195 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,699 BOTH: Holla! 196 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,868 [IN ROBOTIC VOICE] I hear you're having a party. 197 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,120 [BOTH SHRIEK] 198 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:21,746 Sorry, um... 199 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,625 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I hear you're having a party. 200 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,169 She's heard. We have party buzz. 201 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:33,466 Yeah. I was hoping you could come as my date. 202 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,094 Great. I'll see you there. 203 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,346 I'll make sure I get there before the apex. 204 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,140 Could you...? 205 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,891 [IN ROBOTIC VOICE] Before the apex. 206 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,977 [BOTH GIGGLE] 207 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,065 Dude, I have three dates for my party. 208 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,068 So far. To the band room. 209 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,154 The clarinet section is ripe for the picking. 210 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,197 [MIMICKING CLARINETS] 211 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,036 Wow, Maddie. 212 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:05,290 A tea party. Looks like royalty's paying a visit. 213 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:10,754 Yes, well, there really is only one Grandma Janice, so... 214 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,756 Unless there are two. 215 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,886 See, the more I thought about it, the more I realized I was not crazy-pants. 216 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,763 Yeah. I am Grandma's favorite. 217 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,350 That woman was not giving me a whiff of the favorite vibe. 218 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,728 That was not my grandmother. That was my great-aunt Hillary. 219 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,021 And I was gonna prove it. 220 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:32,025 -What's under the fancy dome? -I'm glad you asked. 221 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,819 I have a little bit of a surprise. 222 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,030 Um, last time Grandma came to visit, 223 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,949 she and I went out for tea, just the two of us, 224 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,910 and we shared something special 225 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,329 that only she would know what that is. 226 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,290 So, um, what might that be, Grandma? 227 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,753 Oh, Maddie, did you make me crêpe suzette? 228 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,838 No! I made you... 229 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,215 crêpe suzette. 230 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:58,593 Nana? 231 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,056 Have you seen my stuffed elephie? 232 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,225 I can't take my nap without it. 233 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,519 I'm just so tired. 234 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,437 [YAWNING] 235 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,526 No? Nothing? 236 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,195 Did you see the slippers? Fine. 237 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:27,247 TELESCOPE: McGilvray-Mimen JK113 approaching. 238 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,126 Comet apex occurring in 15 minutes. 239 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,046 Oh, your, uh, telescope speaks. 240 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,799 Heh, heh. Please introduce me. 241 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:44,097 For once in our lives, Artie, we are surrounded by real girls. 242 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,017 We do not have to talk to the telescope tonight, all right? 243 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:52,772 You're right. Minions, go warm up the girls for me. 244 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,525 I'll rescrunch my bangs and be on my way. 245 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,616 Oh, Alex, what a lovely surprise. 246 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,702 How is this a surprise? 247 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,956 I was invited. There's a comet. You have the best telescope. 248 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:14,127 Probability of my presence was 99.999999999 percent. 249 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,504 Well, you didn't let me finish. 250 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:20,383 I'm 0.000000000001 percent surprised. 251 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,929 Huh. I will now turn up the corners of my lips 252 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,015 to signify that this was amusing. 253 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,269 Well, see you outside for the apex. 254 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,147 [BOTH GIGGLING] 255 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,527 Hark! Do my eyes seeth Samantha? 256 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:43,573 The first of two heavenly bodies we shall gaze upon tonight. 257 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,909 Indeed, kind sir. 258 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,745 Whilst thou shareth a Crab Nebula cake? 259 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,624 With youeth, I will...eth. 260 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,545 See you under the stars, when perchance our fates are sealed. 261 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,922 [GIGGLES] 262 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,132 And that means...? 263 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,428 -I'll catch you come comet time. -I was hoping that's what that meant. 264 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,144 Aubrey, welcome. 265 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:14,813 Hi, Joey. 266 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:19,401 Or tonight should I call you Commander Comet, agent of the galaxy? 267 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:23,446 Commander? That means you outrank me, Admiral Foxy. 268 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,532 [BOTH GROWL] 269 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,075 [BOTH GIGGLE] 270 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:31,788 Three girls, one Joey, and a comet to decide it all. 271 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,124 What could possibly go wrong? 272 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,376 -Hey, Joey. [SHRIEKS] 273 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,922 -Willow, what are you doing here? -I was invited. 274 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,424 What? Who invited you--? 275 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,342 [GASPS] 276 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,052 Artie. 277 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,513 Present. 278 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:51,850 What did you do? 279 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,936 Oh, was I not supposed to invite Willow, 280 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,272 thus ruining any chance you have with the other girls 281 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,815 and leaving them for me? 282 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,191 Oops, my bad. 283 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,278 Minions, Operation Joey's Castoffs is a go. 284 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,826 Hey, uh, Grandma. STYLE ::cue() 285 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,203 Heh. This is a really big event. 286 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,872 Um, wow, you know what? 287 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,041 We should do our pregame warm-up ritual 288 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,209 that we do before big events that you should know 289 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,003 because we do it all the time. 290 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,547 Maddie, Grandma's tired. She's been traveling-- 291 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,923 It's fine, Karen. 292 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,009 BOTH: Ready, set... 293 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,261 Hoo, hoo! Hoo, hoo! 294 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,180 Glub, glub. 295 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,349 Glub, glub, glub. Glub, glub, glub. 296 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,059 She dribbles, she shoots. 297 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,477 BOTH: She scores! 298 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,811 Bam! What? 299 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,566 That proves nothing. 300 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,652 Maddie, you are being very rude to Aunt Hillary-- 301 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,446 [MADDIE GASPS] 302 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,697 Oh, dear. 303 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,493 Seriously, Karen? 304 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:57,332 I spent an hour Face-Gabbing with Janice just to get that routine down. 305 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,960 I knew it. 306 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,921 I was right! 307 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,465 Who's crazy-pants? Not me! 308 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,385 Ha-ha-ha! I'm righty-pants! 309 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,809 Aunt Hillary, why would you pretend to be Grandma Janice? 310 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,979 Bad weather kept my sister from being able to fly out of Africa. 311 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,025 When she realized she wouldn't be at the ceremony in time, 312 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,152 she sent me in her place. 313 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,030 Grandma was so honored to present the award, 314 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:32,784 and we knew Liv would be devastated, so I helped Aunt Hillary-- 315 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,952 Pull a switcheroo? 316 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,330 -Mom, you hate switcheroos. -I do, it's true. 317 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,709 But when it's for a good cause, I can make an exception. 318 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,044 Who am I kidding? I do whatever my mother tells me to. 319 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,171 I'm weak. I don't have a twin to keep me strong. 320 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,048 I'm gonna call this charade off right now. 321 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,883 No, no, Mom, Mom, Mom. 322 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,136 We are not saying a word to Liv. 323 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,807 We're not gonna ruin her big night. She's too excited to have Grandma here. 324 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,643 Grandma! 325 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,439 You look lovely tonight. 326 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,566 Can I offer you some pretzel bread? 327 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,652 You are so adorable. 328 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,448 Here, sweetheart, I have something for you. 329 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,159 It's a mint. 330 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,913 Your breath is a little-- 331 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,044 [SNORTS, THEN LAUGHS] 332 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,671 Plus, there's no way we can pull the plug on that whole show. 333 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,256 -Oh. -Ha-ha-ha. 334 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,511 -Let's go mingle. -No, or we can stay right here. 335 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,597 I get it. 336 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,184 You threw a party and didn't invite me but I'll forgive you. 337 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,520 Par--? A party? What are you talking about? 338 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,191 I don't know these people. They all broke in. 339 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,738 You know what? If you can't see that we're meant to be together, then I give up. 340 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,573 -Goodbye, Joey. -What? 341 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,370 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 342 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,416 Tsk. Checking for guilt... No, I'm good. 343 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,502 [HUMMING CHEERFUL TUNE] 344 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,800 TELESCOPE: Comet apex in five minutes. 345 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:18,014 So, Alex, who were you with the last time M-M JK113 came around? 346 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,849 My home chemistry set. 347 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:26,648 -I still have a special thing for boron. -Oh, my favorite element is fluoride. 348 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,360 Perhaps we should form a covalent bond, bah! 349 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,281 No offense, Artie, but I was invited here to share the apex with Joey. 350 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,741 And I despise fluoride. 351 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,161 -And you. -Wait, wait a second. 352 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,789 I was invited to share the apex with Joey. 353 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,751 [IN ROBOTIC VOICE] No, I'm spending the apex with Joey. 354 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:47,836 Sorry. 355 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,673 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm spending the apex with Joey. 356 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,760 Oh, what? 357 00:18:56,386 --> 00:19:00,098 Did that scoundrel invite three soul mates to the apex? 358 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,434 Ahh! You must be crushed. 359 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,854 My arms are open to comfort any or all of you. 360 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,691 [HUMMING CHEERFUL TUNE] 361 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,194 Hey... 362 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,738 girls. 363 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:19,367 Did you invite all of us to watch the lovers' comet with you? 364 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,328 [STUTTERS] Maybe. 365 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,332 It turns out that Commander Comet is just a three-timing jerk. 366 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,919 Statistically, a good play but hurtful. 367 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,548 [IN ROBOTIC VOICE] Ladies, let's bounce. 368 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,931 And so, without further ado, 369 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,727 I present to you the Porcupine of the Year, 370 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,771 my granddaughter 371 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,522 Liv Rooney. 372 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,027 Go, Liv! Whoo! 373 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,447 Thank you, Grandma Janice. 374 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,617 Friends, family, 375 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,660 fellow Porcupines... 376 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,164 it is with great honor that I accept-- 377 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:09,876 Hold on! Liv, Grandma's here! STYLE ::cue() 378 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,296 Wait, uh, Grandma? Ha, ha. Wait, but no you're... 379 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,507 [LIV GASPS] 380 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,675 Aunt Hillary? 381 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:20,095 You guys pulled a twin switcheroo on another twin? 382 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,805 That's low. 383 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,516 Okay, honey, I know this looks bad. 384 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,892 You knew about this? 385 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,352 -Maddie did too. -Mom! 386 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,436 Well, you did. 387 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,273 Uh, well, Liv, um... 388 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,318 Grandma was worried that she wouldn't get here on time, 389 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,612 so she had Aunt Hillary pretend to be her. 390 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,406 And it was going very well 391 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,325 until Janice barged in here and messed the whole thing up. 392 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,577 MADDIE: Yeah, seriously, G-ma, 393 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,871 you couldn't have just, like, texted Aunt Hillary 394 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,707 that it was time to switch back? 395 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,001 Because that is Switcheroo 101. 396 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,420 Hey, give me a break. 397 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:57,382 I just spent 11 hours in a gutted 747 398 00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,510 with a quart of water that I had to share with a monkey. 399 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,930 Ah, now that's Grandma Janice. 400 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,475 Liv, I'm sorry. 401 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,730 I know this is a big night for you, and I really wanted to be here. 402 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,315 Even if I wasn't here. 403 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,360 Well... 404 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:22,157 I mean, you know, if you did all this for me and not for Maddie, 405 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,785 I guess there really is just one conclusion to come to. 406 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,455 I'm Grandma's favorite. 407 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,168 Girls, I don't have favorites. 408 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,046 They sound like us. Remember, Hillary? 409 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,881 You thought you were Grandma's favorite. 410 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,008 -I was. -No, I was. 411 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,634 [LIV & MADDIE LAUGH] 412 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,345 What a crazy pair. 413 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,766 Hey, um, Grandma, 414 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,061 now that you are really here, 415 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,147 do you think that you could present my award to me? 416 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,858 Aw, I would love to. 417 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,236 Hold the phone. 418 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,449 I've got some business with this one. 419 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:08,745 I think I'm the one who suffered the most in this ordeal. 420 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,413 Someone needs to pay up. 421 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,417 Hillary, I told you to give him 20 bucks. 422 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:18,004 I was going to, but then I spent it on scratchers. 423 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,383 Respect. 424 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:35,188 Well, this backyard smells of failure and solitude. 425 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,693 Minions, let's be off. 426 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:47,450 TELESCOPE: Comet apex in 10 seconds. 427 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,870 -Hey, Joey. -Of course. 428 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,541 I forgot my jacket. 429 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,794 Yeah, well, may as well come take a look. Come on. 430 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,632 TELESCOPE: Comet apex is occurring. 431 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,719 I didn't even wear a jacket. 432 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,263 Come on, it's the lovers' comet. 433 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:12,183 We're back. Look at you two. 434 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,769 Aren't you an adorable couple? 435 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,189 [WHISPERS] Grandma, help me. 436 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:20,275 What do you mean? 437 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,944 This comet is how I landed your grandfather.