1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:03,962 Okay, move it, move it, move it. 2 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:07,424 This is not a drill. Special assembly! Special assembly! 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,554 Diggie and I broke up, um, 4 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:16,391 because he decided to be a foreign exchange student, heh, again. 5 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,309 Since then, we haven't seen each other much, 6 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,186 but we're still great friends. 7 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,815 Conversation just kind of flows like it used to, heh. 8 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:32,741 -Great chat. Such a good chat. -Yeah, totally. 9 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,743 -Go, Porcupines. -Porc... 10 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:39,706 All right, let's go, people. One, two, three, eyes on me. 11 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,625 Four, five, six, shut your faces! 12 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,130 -Ahem. -Last weekend, 13 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,758 I had a run-in with a wild porcupine. 14 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,219 Because of that, I will not be sitting down anytime soon. 15 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,888 [MADDIE & LIV GIGGLE] 16 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:00,852 They're really cute, but they're killers. That's why the Porcupine's our mascot. 17 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,562 Wasyour mascot. 18 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:08,026 We have a new one, which honors our proud Wisconsin heritage. 19 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:12,238 I introduce the Ridgewood Butter! 20 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,323 [KAREN GASPS] 21 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,117 What? 22 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,036 What? The Butter? 23 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,455 That's dumb. We're the Porcupines. 24 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,499 Yeah, you can't just take Paulie. 25 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,460 -He's part of our family. -This is a travesty. 26 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:28,380 I just finished hand-knitting my Paulie sweater. 27 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:35,929 The angry human-leprechaun dude is right. Butter's no mascot. 28 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,641 The decision's been made. The Porcupine is out. 29 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:41,893 Meet Bobby Butterstick! 30 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,937 Whoo! Hey! 31 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:47,649 [CHANTING] Ridgewood! Butter! Ridgewood! Butter! 32 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:48,942 Whoo! Ha, ha. 33 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,318 [STUDENTS BOOING] 34 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:54,698 Oh, come on, people. Where's your school spirit? 35 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,117 Turn those boos into "bootter." 36 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,702 [STUDENTS BOOING] 37 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,374 ♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo ♪ 38 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,501 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 39 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,837 -♪ I lace up my high-tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪ 40 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,672 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 41 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,008 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 42 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,427 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 43 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,429 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 44 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,806 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 45 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,307 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 46 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:25,812 ♪ When you say yeah I say no ♪ 47 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,647 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 48 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,525 ♪ All I wanna do is go, go, go ♪ 49 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,528 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 50 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,947 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 51 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:39,159 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 52 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,828 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 53 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,748 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 54 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:48,752 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 55 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,715 Home alone. 56 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,967 House to ourselves. 57 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,053 Yeah, we make the rules today. 58 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,972 It's gonna get crazy! 59 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,060 Hey, do you have any coasters? 60 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:09,314 Do you not understand the meaning of "crazy"? 61 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:14,235 Parker's school is off today. He's home alone, but I trust him. 62 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,238 Mom is checking in every five minutes. 63 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,115 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 64 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,992 Make that every three minutes. 65 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,787 I don't have coasters. 66 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:29,250 But I do have the Cloud-inator 9000. 67 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,711 [WHIRRING] 68 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:34,839 Whoa! A new robot? 69 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,842 Parker, what did I do to deserve you? 70 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,180 This machine will create a rain shower 71 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,808 right here in this living room. 72 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,226 Why would we want that? 73 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,020 Because we both love tomatoes 74 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,065 but hate store prices. 75 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,984 Take that, grocery man. 76 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,448 Time to make it rain. 77 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,251 [THUNDER CRASHING] 78 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:20,468 -Oh, dear. -Shut it down! Shut it down! 79 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,847 [SHRIEKS] 80 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,558 [GLASS SHATTERS] 81 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,479 [SIZZLING] 82 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,482 That was so cool! 83 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,235 Only three people could make lightning: 84 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:40,572 Mother Nature, Thor and my homey Dr. P. 85 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,452 [CHANTING] B-U-T-T-E-R! 86 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,413 Butter is the best by far-- Ah! 87 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,336 No! Who destroyed our mascot? 88 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,297 Last night, the enemies of butter struck. 89 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,760 This was all that they left. STYLE ::cue() 90 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:06,598 We need to find out what "TRSP" stands for. 91 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,852 I know exactly what "TRSP" stands for: 92 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,021 Team Rooney Ski Patrol. 93 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:17,984 Our family went on a ski trip last winter and Mom made us all matching beanies. 94 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,824 It was definitely a Rooney. A Rooney did this. 95 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,368 Not me, though. Heh. 96 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:30,121 I was cutting the ribbon at the new Stop-and-Shop dairy aisle. 97 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,874 All the Rooneys are suspects, 98 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,877 except for you, you beautiful little rat. 99 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,962 [GIGGLES] 100 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,299 I'm gonna be honest, I wish I didn't enjoy that as much as I did. 101 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,467 Bop! 102 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:50,058 Last night, I left the school at 7 for my mani-pedi. 103 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:54,521 When I returned at 9 p.m. to change out of my flip-flops, 104 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,024 the Ridgewood Butter had been vandalized. 105 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,568 This was at the scene of the crime! 106 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,280 I need alibis from each of you. 107 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,205 Where were you last night? 108 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,333 Pete and I were at a cooking class. 109 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,131 Me? Ha, ha. 110 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,717 You think I'm capable of vandalism? 111 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,761 I've watched a pack of butterflies peck a man to death. 112 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,431 Who knows what you're capable of, sugarplum? 113 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,308 Cooking class wasn't even my idea. 114 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,811 We got a gift card in the mail. 115 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,317 Uh, okay, I didn't do it, but I can't really tell you where I was. 116 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,945 Oh. Then you're free to leave. 117 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,990 -Sick. -Sit back down! 118 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,118 -Answer the question! -Okay. 119 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,828 Um, okay, uh... 120 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,204 I was... 121 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,124 yodeling. 122 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,001 [MADDIE LAUGHS, THEN SNORTS] 123 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,379 [IN SPANISH ACCENT] We made paella. 124 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,884 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I was gonna have it for lunch today... 125 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,431 Solid alibi. 126 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,642 A little skimpy on the shrimpy. 127 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,271 All right, fine. I'll talk. 128 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,400 I wasn't yodeling by myself. I was yodeling with... 129 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,527 [SIGHS] 130 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,988 -With Artie. ALL: Ahh! 131 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,034 -Where were you? Where were you? -Not telling. Not telling. 132 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,577 -Where were you? -Not telling! 133 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,955 -"Pie-ella"? -Oh, no, no, no. 134 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,749 [IN SPANISH ACCENT] "Paella." 135 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:43,880 Yodeling's great for my voice, and Artie's, like, weirdly amazing at it. 136 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,968 Last night, Artie and I were rehearsing and wearing blindfolds 137 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:52,764 to help us visualize the lush green hills of Switzerland. 138 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,392 It seriously worked. 139 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,560 I smelled cow and strudel. 140 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,271 Then I guess you'll have no problem proving your story 141 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,982 by yodeling with Artie before tonight's game. 142 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,110 [ROONEYS GASP] 143 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:06,778 I am not telling. 144 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,281 Give me an alibi, or you're suspended from tonight's game. 145 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,991 -Ahh! -What? 146 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,744 No! It's the first game of the state tournament. 147 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,371 Maddie, we need you in that game. 148 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,290 -Tell her where you were. -I just can't, okay? 149 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,461 Until you prove differently, say bye-bye to b-ball. 150 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:26,923 [LIV CLEARS THROAT] 151 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,842 ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 152 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,222 Oh. Ha-ha-ha. 153 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,142 Sorry, just trying to break up some of the tension. 154 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,781 Joey, what are you doing? 155 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,159 The school needs a mascot. 156 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:57,954 And I, Bobby Butterstick, will be that mascot. 157 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,250 Yeah, dude, you're butter, not Batman. 158 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,961 For now. 159 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,631 So returning to the scene of your crime? 160 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,801 I keep telling you, I didn't do it. 161 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,721 But I need to figure out who did so I can play in tonight's game. 162 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,599 I just have literally no idea who would do something like this. 163 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:21,561 -Hmm. -Oh, hey. Dump Truck, you're a dirt bag. 164 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,857 Whoa. That's a very derogatory term. 165 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,151 I prefer to be known as a shady American. 166 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,738 So did you vandalize the mascot? 167 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,158 Nah, all my vandalisms have a certain level of pizzazz. 168 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,827 Milk-bombing the talent show, 169 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,164 cake batter in the water fountains, Diarrhea Tuesdays... 170 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,584 They all say "class." 171 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,337 Ugh. Yeah, no, you're right. 172 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,757 You are way too small-time to pull off something this sophisticated. 173 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,300 Whoa, hey, yo! 174 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,136 Those words cut deep. 175 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,014 I may project a tough exterior, but I am a very sensitive soul. 176 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,768 Heh. Okay. 177 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,021 Well, if he didn't do it, who did? STYLE ::cue() 178 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:09,025 You're forgetting the most important piece of evidence. 179 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,735 -What's that? -You did it! 180 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:22,455 Okay, uh, I know it looks bad, but I didn't do it. 181 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,541 Joey, someone must have framed me. 182 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,503 Well, that only happens if someone has an ex-boyfriend with an ax to grind. 183 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:31,840 [GASPS] 184 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,718 An ex-boyfriend with an ax to grind. 185 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,179 Are you saying Diggie did this? 186 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,100 Uh, no, I'm pretty sure you're saying Diggie did this. 187 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,561 Ah, you're right, I am. 188 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,981 Hey, hey, hey, what did I tell you? Hey, stop. 189 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,443 I'm letting this thing loose in the cafeteria. 190 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,528 Is that good enough for you? Okay. 191 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,238 Come on, tsk, tsk, come on. 192 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,580 Artie, this performance has to be perfect if I'm gonna be cleared as a suspect. 193 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,999 Fret not, Fräulein. 194 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,961 Our fans will finally see us together in front of the whole school together. 195 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,422 Did I say "together"? I meant "as one." 196 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,302 Ugh. Stop being so Artie, Artie. 197 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,180 I'm having a really hard time with my high 198 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:21,598 ♪ Hee-hoos ♪ 199 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,184 No, no, no. Half donkey, half owl. 200 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,935 ♪ Hee-hoo ♪ 201 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,897 [BRAYS] 202 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,357 That was pretty good. 203 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,233 -Really? -We don't want pretty good! 204 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,360 We want perfect! 205 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,740 ♪ Hee-hoo ♪ 206 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,492 ♪ Hee-hoo ♪ 207 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,952 Um, because no. 208 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,664 But I have a solution. 209 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,084 Swiss chocolate. 210 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,379 It opens the esophagus and provides the proper amount of phlegm. 211 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,012 -Mm. Mm-hm. -Yodel forth, my alpine Aphrodite. 212 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,097 Okay. 213 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,767 ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo Yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 214 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,477 ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 215 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,561 [GASPS] 216 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:12,732 -The Swiss chocolate really worked. -Can't miss with the Swiss, girl. 217 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,032 I think we just about fixed it. 218 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,451 Where'd you get all the chair material from? 219 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,162 Oh, it's my newest invention, Parker Patches, 220 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,123 made from old underwear and banana peels. 221 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:33,128 Now, just a little more Parker Paste over here... 222 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,630 And we're done. 223 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,133 Ah, nice work, Dr. P. 224 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,177 Ah, my tush is feeling this cush. 225 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,683 And now my tush is feeling stuck. 226 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,020 I can't get-- 227 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,110 -Up close and personal. -Mm-hm. 228 00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,571 [SNIFFS] 229 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,614 Did you start wearing cologne? 230 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,659 The ladies enjoy it. 231 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,918 JOEY: Ooh, there's Diggie. 232 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:17,213 If you wanna play in the tournament, you have to interrogate him. 233 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,342 What? No. Joey, Diggie didn't do it. 234 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:24,429 Oh, I get it. You're scared to talk to your ex-boo. 235 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,723 Ha, ha. Don't worry, babe. 236 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,433 Bobby Butterstick's got your back. 237 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,518 Why? What? No. What are you doing? 238 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:31,811 -Unh! -No. 239 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:40,028 Diggie, my man, what's up? Anything new? 240 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,198 Oh, and where were you last night when someone vandalized the butter? 241 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,743 Ow. 242 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,080 I was playing basketball in the park. 243 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:53,166 Oh, okay, and were you with anybody else? 244 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,959 No, I was by myself. 245 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,921 Ho, ho, so no one was there to vouch for you. 246 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,131 Dun, dun, duh! 247 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,679 He did it. He's got a tell. 248 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,223 When he's lying, his eyes get extra smoldery. 249 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,307 -Ugh. -Yeah. 250 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,726 Let's tell Kneebauer and get you cleared to play. 251 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:15,397 No, we're not doing that. I know that Diggie didn't do it. 252 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,651 So last night I went out on my run, 253 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,612 and I happened to see he was shooting hoops in the park, 254 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,574 so I just decided to hide behind a tree and watch him for a couple minutes. 255 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,536 Well, that is super weird. 256 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,206 But he could've done it after you left. 257 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:38,044 Tsk. Yeah... Well, a couple minutes turned into, like, a couple hours. 258 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:42,882 Oh, you wanna get back together. 259 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,135 No. I don't. 260 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,805 And besides, it's not gonna happen. He's going to Australia. 261 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,224 All right, all right, whatever you say. 262 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,476 Winkety, wink, wink, wink. 263 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,064 Come on. Let's go tell everyone your alibi. 264 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,483 You were watching Diggie from behind a tree for hours. 265 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,361 No. Joey, we're not doing that. 266 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,573 We're not gonna tell anyone that. It's not an alibi, because nobody saw me. STYLE ::cue() 267 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,533 Hey, Maddie. 268 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,661 I saw you hiding behind a tree in the park for hours last night. 269 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,456 Boom. Alibi. 270 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,250 No. I don't want Diggie to know I was there. 271 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,795 We have to find a clue so we can figure out who framed me. 272 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,964 Yeah, you've gotta find your perp. 273 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,341 Ahh! Wait. 274 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,469 "Perp" is the beginning of "purple," which is the color of our uniforms. 275 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,928 Is that a clue? 276 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,514 No, Lacey, that is not a clue. 277 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,516 I'm not even sure it's a thought. 278 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,436 What about the smudges on that beanie? Is that a clue? 279 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,814 No, that's not a clue-- Wait, yes! That is so a clue. 280 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,861 What is that? Is that paint or blood? I can't tell. 281 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,739 Whoever planted that beanie must have had that gunk on their hands. 282 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,825 You figure out what those smudges are, and you figure out who did this. 283 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,661 I think this is a job for Dr. P. 284 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,746 Oh. 285 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,209 Superintendent Kneebauer's bumper. 286 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,295 Does this meet your high standards, you vandal-snob? 287 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,388 Parker, I need your help. 288 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,099 Can you figure out what these smudges are? Thanks. 289 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,607 Aren't you at least gonna ask how we got stuck to this chair? 290 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,192 Uh... 291 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,112 you built a cloud that shot a lightning bolt 292 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,864 into Mom's brand-new chair, which you fixed with Parker Paste, 293 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,991 which has bonded your butts to the cushion and... 294 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,076 [SNIFFS] 295 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,786 ...Reggie started wearing cologne. 296 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,623 BOTH: Whoa. 297 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,712 Now, please help me figure out what those smudges are before my game. 298 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,841 To the laboratory! 299 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:53,138 You know, I am not loving that cologne. 300 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,514 It isn't for you. 301 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:03,314 JOEY [CHANTING]: Ridgewood! Butter! Ridgewood! Butter! 302 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,151 [BOOING AND JEERING] 303 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,700 For tonight's game, for your listening enjoyment 304 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,452 and to prove an alibi, 305 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,913 I give you the Ridgewood Yodeling Club. 306 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,291 [CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 307 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,512 [SNAPS] 308 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:35,847 [PLAYS NOTE] 309 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,558 -♪ Yo ♪ -♪ Yo ♪ 310 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,144 BOTH: ♪ Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 311 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,646 ♪ Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 312 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,774 -♪ Yodelay, yodelay ♪ -♪ Yodelay, yodelay ♪ 313 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:46,900 Whoo! 314 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,069 [LIV & ARTIE CONTINUE YODELING] 315 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:53,156 Maddie. I come to you not as a brother but as a mascot. 316 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,950 This is the playoffs. You worked all season for this moment. 317 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,036 Just go tell Kneebauer you were watching Diggie. 318 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:05,085 Oh, man. Ha, ha. I cannot believe I have to admit to this. 319 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,505 I'm gonna be mortified. Okay. Ahem. 320 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,006 No, it's okay. 321 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,091 [MUMBLES] 322 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,384 Stay there. Just... 323 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,933 Superintendent Kneebauer, I have something I need to tell you. 324 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,726 PARKER: Everyone stop! 325 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,858 After extensive testing, 326 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,946 we determined that the smudges are chocolate of a Swiss origin. 327 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,198 I figured it out because I licked it. 328 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,536 What did you need to tell me, Rooney? 329 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,997 That I just solved the crime. 330 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,376 I know who vandalized the mascot. 331 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,045 It was Artie Smalls. 332 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,130 [CROWD GASPS] 333 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,423 CROWD: Whoa! 334 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,008 What? 335 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,845 Artie set up a late-night yodeling practice with Liv yesterday. 336 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,139 He had her wear a blindfold 337 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,142 to imagine the lush green hills of Switzerland, 338 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,853 but really it was so that he could sneak off. 339 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,731 ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo Yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 340 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,568 ARTIE [ON RECORDING]: Do it again. Yodel like you mean it. 341 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,403 Okay. 342 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,155 ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo Yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 343 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,449 ♪ Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay-loo ♪ 344 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,201 ARTIE: Again! Less donkey, more owl. 345 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,369 Okay. Ahem. 346 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,537 [CONTINUES YODELING] 347 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:27,042 MADDIE: That's when Artie and his minions vandalized the butter. 348 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:32,047 But he just couldn't keep his hands off the chocolate, Swiss chocolate. 349 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,466 And that's when he planted the beanie... 350 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:38,303 which he created using his advanced knitting skills. 351 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:45,477 And then made sure that the rest of my family all had alibis. 352 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:50,273 Wait, you were the one that tricked me into going to the dairy-aisle opening. 353 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,150 They called security. 354 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,444 Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is 355 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,821 to be butter escorted out of a dairy aisle? 356 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,575 My yodeling. 357 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,286 -Our paella gift card. -No, no, no. 358 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,038 [IN SPANISH ACCENT] "Paella." STYLE ::cue() 359 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:12,212 It was Artie in the hallway with the butter knife. 360 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,005 Dun, dun, duh! 361 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,595 A fun tale you weave, Madison. 362 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,056 But no one will ever believe you. 363 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,225 -I believe her. JOEY: Ahh! 364 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,268 Mostly because I don't like your face. 365 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,730 My only question is: 366 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,483 -Why would you frame me? -Why? 367 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,734 [SNAPS] 368 00:20:35,694 --> 00:20:37,237 I'll tell you why. 369 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:41,408 Because you dumped my brother, Diggie. 370 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,454 Hey, hold on a second here. 371 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,498 Youse twos is brothers? 372 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,126 -Obviously. -Yeah. 373 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,880 The plan was for the Smalls brothers and the Rooney sisters 374 00:20:55,964 --> 00:21:00,343 to live happily ever after, but now only Liv and I are a couple. 375 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,347 Because you broke my brother's heart. 376 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,432 -Artie. -I-- 377 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,976 Maddie didn't dump me. I broke up with her. 378 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:14,649 Also, Liv Rooney and Artie Smalls are not a couple. 379 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:19,946 I repeat: Liv Rooney and Artie Smalls will never be a couple. 380 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,072 Thank you. 381 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,533 You dumped her? 382 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,996 Why have you stopped sharing your life with me, dear brother? 383 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,498 Because you do stuff like this! 384 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,754 Well, Mom says I'm acting out 385 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:40,425 because my role model keeps running off to foreign countries like Tundrabania 386 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,968 and Australia and... 387 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,386 [MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY] 388 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,182 -Maddie, you can play in the game. -Yes! 389 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,643 Artie... 390 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,228 you're mine. 391 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,772 Minions, protect me! 392 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,775 Oh, please. 393 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:03,698 Suit up, Mads. It's game time. 394 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:07,494 Hey, Mad-Dog Rooney was born suited up. 395 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,749 Bam! What? 396 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,424 ♪ Yodelay-hee-hoo ♪ 397 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,676 [SOBS] 398 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,346 You missed a spot. 399 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,935 Attention, everyone. Yeah. 400 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,396 Listen up to me. Okay. 401 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:35,855 Shut your faces! 402 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,568 So in celebration of Coach Rooney 403 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,197 and the girls' basketball team's first-round victory, 404 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:48,827 Superintendent Kneebauer has agreed to give us back our mascot. 405 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,124 Let's go, Butter! 406 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,500 Let's-- Oh. 407 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,503 What--? What's Paulie doing here, guys? 408 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,465 Oops, I forgot to tell you. We're back to Porcupines. 409 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,718 What? No, no, no. 410 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,344 I'm Bobby Butterstick. 411 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,596 I burned all my other clothes. 412 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,515 [CROWD BOOING] 413 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,600 [JOEY WHIMPERING]