1 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:05,296 [GASPS] 2 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,133 What on earth? 3 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,592 Is that Joey's wallet? 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:10,719 Joey! 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,554 [VOCALISING TUNE] 6 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,515 You bellowed, Mother? 7 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,351 Why did you put your wallet in the toaster? 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,729 Because I dropped it in the toilet. 9 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:21,813 Oh... 10 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,815 How else am I supposed to dry it? 11 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:24,899 [CHUCKLES] 12 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,193 Joey is very intelligent, 13 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,279 he's acing college-level math, 14 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,197 but he has some blind spots-- 15 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:34,451 Cooking, cleaning and any basic life skill. 16 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,202 I mean, this is his toothbrush. 17 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,787 I buy him a new one every week. 18 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,456 What does he do? 19 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,833 Yes! It came! 20 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:46,629 The information packet I requested from California University of Los Gatos. 21 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,466 California? Well, I know you're starting to look at colleges, 22 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,676 but that's so far away. 23 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,847 Yeah, but they have one of the best video game design programs in the nation. 24 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,057 -Hmm. -And also, 25 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,101 Los Gatos is espanol for "The kitties." 26 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,730 Joey, do you think you're gonna be ready to just 27 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,148 go off on your own? 28 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,233 Mom, are you kidding? 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,860 I'm ready now. 30 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,571 Oh! Ow! Ooh, my hand! My hand! My hand! 31 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:14,032 Ah! My heinie! My heinie! My heinie! 32 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,660 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 33 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,788 ♪ B-- b-- better in stereo ♪ 34 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,956 ♪ -I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go ♪ 35 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,167 ♪ -I lace up my high tops -Oh, no ♪ 36 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,294 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 37 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,338 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 38 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:30,674 ♪ -I'm under the spotlight -Holler ♪ 39 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,634 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 40 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,136 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 41 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,721 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 42 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,140 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 43 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,767 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 44 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:43,103 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 45 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,855 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 46 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,817 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 47 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,985 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 48 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,406 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 49 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,742 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ 50 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,911 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 51 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,830 ♪ But we both know ♪ 52 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:04,082 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 53 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,212 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 54 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,215 [LAUGHTER] 55 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,299 Yay! 56 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,135 Okay. Yay! Yay! 57 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,803 What do we all think of our new song? 58 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,431 And before you answer, know I totally think we crushed it, 59 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,434 and I will very much judge you harshly for not loving it equally. 60 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,146 I love it, and not just because you threatened me. 61 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,313 [LAUGHS] 62 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,733 -Okay. -I love it, too. 63 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,651 Oh, and Andie's bass, when she was like... 64 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,362 [MIMICS BASS SOUND] 65 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,782 Holden, you're a weirdo... 66 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:38,867 [CHUCKLES] 67 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,452 ...but you're my weirdo. 68 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,745 Oh... 69 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,789 [MIMICS PLANE, GUNFIRE] 70 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,961 Red team leader! Red team leader! 71 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,796 Stay on target! Stay on target! 72 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:56,384 Uh... I'm filming a movie here, people. 73 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,635 Move it or lose it! 74 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:02,140 Whoa. What's with the super-cool camera? 75 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:05,727 Oh, the student film club is making a movie about evil robots, 76 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,229 and I happen to have recently built six. 77 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,441 So, I let them borrow my robots, 78 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,819 and they let me borrow a camera and this super cool Steadicam vest. 79 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,821 I feel like mini Iron Man. 80 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,491 [LAUGHS] 81 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,658 Whoa! 82 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,619 I just had a brain... 83 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,704 splosion. 84 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,665 We should use Parker and his new super cool camera to help us shoot 85 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,084 a music video for our new song! 86 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,627 No! 87 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,714 A multi-media music film experience. 88 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,592 Hmm... 89 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:41,221 Or we could also just do the first thing. Let's just make a music video! Yay! 90 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,305 [LAUGHS] 91 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,350 We can shoot it in my uncle's old chalk factory. 92 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,894 He went belly up, but there was a time when, 93 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,105 if you played hopscotch in Wisconsin, 94 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,648 you used my uncle's chalk. 95 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,318 You know what? It's rude to brag. 96 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,946 Parker, will you film it for us? 97 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,989 I'll do it if Andie rebuilds my bike. 98 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,616 Sure, but what happened to it? 99 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,077 Oh, one of my robots tore it apart. 100 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,161 In hindsight, 101 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,747 I probably should not have made all my robots evil. 102 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,754 Let's review the rules of engagement 103 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,589 for the battle of Space Station X. 104 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,550 Aubrey, strike Artie in the neck. 105 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,343 What? Ow! 106 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,972 That is not a legal hit. 107 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,390 Then why'd you make her do it? 108 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,851 Because I hate your stupid neck. 109 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,645 Aubrey, strike him in his stupid kneecap. 110 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,063 Ow! 111 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,942 Also not a legal hit! 112 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,278 You know those really cool kids 113 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,363 you see in the park, dressed up, 114 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,490 swinging foam swords at each other, 115 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,075 looking awesome? 116 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:48,079 That's us, the intergalactic council of Ridgewood High. 117 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,331 You better recognize! 118 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,709 Oh, heh, heh. 119 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,212 Hey, intergalactic council, looks like you are working up quite an appetite 120 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,173 with your dress-up games. 121 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:02,344 I know Liv and Maddie are gonna leave home before Joey, STYLE ::cue() 122 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,429 but he isn't prepared for the world. 123 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,724 If I don't get him ready, he'll never survive on his own. 124 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,519 Do you know how long it took me to get him to stop eating the wrapper on cheese? 125 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,772 You know what might be fun? 126 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:17,275 Learning how to boil water and make noodles! 127 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,903 No thanks, Mom. 128 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:24,199 Tomorrow we're going up against the intercosmic federation of Mid-City High... 129 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,827 And the fate of Space Station X hangs in the balance. 130 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,414 Artie, stop completing my sentences. 131 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,792 We don't wanna make noodles-- 132 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,877 -We want to make war! -Stop it! 133 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,300 Hey, Ro-bat, is it legal to poke someone in the eye? 134 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,303 Demonstrate and we'll see. 135 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,013 No. No. No. 136 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,640 [SCREAMS] 137 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,770 -What's up, little man? -Hey, Diggie. 138 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:57,315 Whoa. You finally cut your weird Tundrabanian hair-braidy thing. 139 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,695 It's called a harskabuben... 140 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,823 And no, it got caught in a car door. 141 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,744 Oh, that's hilar-skabuben. 142 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,456 Hey, I know you broke up with Maddie, 143 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,625 but we can still do stuff together, right? 144 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,711 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 145 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,130 -So you wanna help me make a video for-- -No. 146 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,050 She's better off without you! 147 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,429 Hey. Who's better off without who? 148 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,473 Uh... I'm definitely not better off without you 149 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,226 helping me make a music video for your dear twin Liv. 150 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,479 What do you say? A little brother-sister time? 151 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,356 I have no one else. Please say yes. 152 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,899 [LAUGHS] 153 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,527 -Yeah, I'd love to. -Yes! Welcome aboard! 154 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,489 Hey, if you, uh, get bossy, I walk. 155 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,202 -So, who wants to make a movie-- -I do! I do! 156 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,620 [CLEARS THROAT] 157 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,542 I do. Sign me up, little man. [CHUCKLES] 158 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,753 Seriously? Why the change of heart? 159 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,129 [SCOFFS] 160 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,256 'Cause you're my boy. 161 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,968 That seemed suspicious, 162 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,971 but I needed to move lighting equipment, and he had a car, 163 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,391 so one tall, mysterious doofus-- Check. 164 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:17,520 So, who else is signing up? Let's see, we got you, me... 165 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,605 [LAUGHS] 166 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,023 Maddie! 167 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:24,861 Look at that, Maddie signed up. Wow. Cool. Totally unexpected. 168 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,447 So why don't we all get burritos and make a game plan. 169 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,617 I'll tell you what, I'll get my coat, you get Maddie. All right! 170 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:34,621 Harska-bingo! Mystery solved. 171 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,581 Diggie misses Maddie and wants to use 172 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:39,501 my film crew as an excuse to hang out with her. 173 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,504 Oh! Good! Hi. You're still here. 174 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,714 Um... I can't help you with your video. 175 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,677 I just remembered I committed to teach kindergarteners how to play basketball, 176 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,637 and technically I could've gotten out of it, 177 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,681 but if you ditch little kids, people judge you. 178 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,893 Do I tell Diggie Maddie was out? 179 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,855 Come on. You know me better than that. 180 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,316 All right, let's do this. 181 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,237 -Where's Maddie? -Oh, Maddie can't, uh... 182 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,614 Make it to burritos, 183 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:13,201 but she'll totally catch up with us later. 184 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,620 Really? You sure? 185 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,998 Trust me, I'm your boy. 186 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,549 [SQUEALS] 187 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,885 Oh, your uncle's factory is so awesome. 188 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,804 Let's start talking video ideas. 189 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,640 Ready, set, brainstorm. 190 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:40,186 Okay, I have the perfect idea for our video. 191 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,817 Extreme water sports. 192 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,739 It's The Dream to the extreme! 193 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,494 Um... how am I supposed to play the bass on a jet ski? 194 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,496 To the extreme! 195 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:03,126 -That gonna be your answer for everything? -To the extreme! 196 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,505 Okay, you went first, so that's hard. 197 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,801 How about this? In outer space, 198 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,138 the only sound is rock 'n' roll. 199 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,931 We hook ourselves to wires 200 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,602 and do the entire video like we're in zero gravity. 201 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,981 Sweet, huh? 202 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,399 [CHUCKLES] 203 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:30,070 Yeah, um, so see, as a former space werewolf, 204 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,198 I think space is a little been there, orbited that. You know? 205 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,451 But here is an idea... 206 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,828 that never goes out of style. 207 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,458 Dang it! Wrong one. 208 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,546 May I present to you... 209 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,758 Love. 210 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,094 May I present to you... 211 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,762 Hate. 212 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,139 [CHUCKLES] 213 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,224 Okay. 214 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,103 Um... I thought this was an open forum for ideas. STYLE ::cue() 215 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:06,314 It is, it is, except when the ideas are terrible! 216 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,943 Unlike mine... 217 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,153 The power of music. 218 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,657 That looks like an ad for a dentist's office. 219 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,242 [BOTH LAUGHING] 220 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,328 Why? Because it's not... 221 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,955 to the extreme! 222 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,373 [LAUGHS] 223 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,418 Are you making fun of me? 224 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,336 That'd be the biggest mistake you ever made. 225 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,588 Oh. Okay. Guys, guys, guys. 226 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,216 Calm down, all right? Both of your terrible ideas 227 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,343 are still better than Liv's. 228 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:36,428 -Yeah. -Wh--! 229 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,264 I will erase your giant mouth! 230 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,932 Whoa, hold on! No, you won't. 231 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,017 [ARGUING] 232 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:48,690 Okay, guys, the intercosmic federation will attack at any moment. 233 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,692 Intergalactic council... 234 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,778 Prepare for war! 235 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,698 Stop doing that. 236 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,242 -Should I hit him in the neck? -I won't stop you. 237 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,618 Ow! 238 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,332 Never fear, Tristan Lycanth is here. 239 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,713 I realized that the only way to teach Joey the life skills he needs 240 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,257 was to do it in a language he could understand. 241 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,800 And let's be honest... 242 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,385 my boy speaks fluent geek. 243 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,221 Mom, what are you doing? 244 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,516 Joining you in your fight for Space Station X! 245 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,186 Uh, that's great, 246 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:30,315 but this battle takes place in the Nebulon galaxy where... 247 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,984 nothing over 40 lives. 248 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,069 [SCOFFS] 249 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,820 Well, you know what does live? 250 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,240 Pesky body odor in a polyester space outfit. 251 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,951 It's a good thing I brought my stain stick. Arms up. 252 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,622 Let's learn how to pretreat these pits. 253 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,500 Mom, quit it! 254 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,086 -Mm-mm. -[FANFARE] 255 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,256 AUBREY: The intercosmic federation approaches! 256 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,509 Ready your weapons. 257 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,678 Could you...? 258 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,554 [BEEPS] 259 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,306 [IN DISTORTED VOICE] Ready your weapons. 260 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,435 No, no. No, no, no. You just stay back here 261 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,939 where you'll be safe and where I will be less embarrassed. 262 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,944 Die, intercosmic scum! 263 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,320 [YELLING] 264 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,366 KAREN: Wait! 265 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,828 KAREN: Wait! Wait! 266 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,371 Wait! 267 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,498 [SCREAMING] 268 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,045 [CHUCKLES THEN GROWLS] 269 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,841 Wouldn't it be better to settle this disagreement 270 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,343 by talking it out like mature adults? 271 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,303 Mom, you're ruining our battle. 272 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,889 Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so. No. 273 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,975 We are gonna use our words. 274 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,061 Ro-bat, what do you have to say to... 275 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,105 To-- To Sky Zombie? 276 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,234 -Sky Zombie, you're not my enemy. -KAREN: yes. 277 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,987 -I don't want to fight you. -That's a real good start, Joey. 278 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,072 -I want to fight her. -What? 279 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,408 -Attack! -No! 280 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,745 Always clean behind your ears! No! 281 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,288 KAREN: Wait! 282 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,543 Don't you dare erase my giant mouth! 283 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,919 I forbid it. 284 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,212 [GUFFAWS] 285 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,839 You forbid it? 286 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:22,177 Okay, you are about one foot too short to be my dad, Dippledorf. 287 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,597 Liv, if you touch his board, I'll erase Willow's. 288 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,099 -Mine? Why? -Because it's so dumb, 289 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,351 it makes me mad. 290 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,937 My mom says that I'm still growing, 291 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,105 [SCOFFS] 292 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,275 Nobody cares, Holden. Nobody cares. 293 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,819 [ALL SHOUTING] 294 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,321 [SCREECHING] 295 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,995 You all know me. 296 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,957 I can help you make this video, but... 297 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:57,379 You're rowing one boat in four different directions. 298 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,131 Get your band in order. 299 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,093 In the meantime, Diggie and I are going for pancakes! 300 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,678 [GRUNTS] 301 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,264 'Cause Maddie's gonna be there too, right? 302 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,101 Yeah. She'll meet us there...probably. 303 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,769 -Bring your wallet, kid. -Okay. 304 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,027 You know what? Making a video was a bad idea. 305 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,029 Yeah. Maybe we aren't meant to be in a band 306 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,698 if we can't work together. 307 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,493 Let's face it. The Dream is dead. 308 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,412 Okay, wait. 309 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:34,332 You guys don't really think we're better off apart than together, right? 310 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,711 Yup. I'm going home to play the drums by myself. 311 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,631 Really...? Do you wanna know what that sounds like? 312 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,467 [CLEARS THROAT] 313 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,803 This is just Willow. 314 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,639 [DRUMS PLAYING] 315 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,685 Here is just... Andie. 316 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,397 [BASS PLAYING] 317 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,401 And this is just Holden. 318 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,905 ♪ I love froyo, oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ STYLE ::cue() 319 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:09,534 ♪ I love froyo, oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 320 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,327 Ahem. Ha-ha. 321 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,121 It's...it's the wrong song. 322 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,709 This is just Holden. 323 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,295 [GUITAR PLAYING] 324 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,633 And here is all of us...together. 325 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,927 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 326 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,971 ♪ We're gonna make a change tonight ♪ 327 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,307 ♪ Just dance your fears away ♪ 328 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,142 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 329 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,561 ♪ Who cares if we are wrong or right? ♪ 330 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,979 ♪ We're living for... ♪ 331 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,149 You're right, Liv. We're better together. 332 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,859 And we're gonna stay together. 333 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,194 [CHUCKLES] 334 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,281 Yeah. I mean, all we need to do is come up with a new idea we all love. 335 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,619 [SLOW CLAPPING] 336 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,293 And the baby takes its first steps. 337 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,630 Now get to work! 338 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,549 [SCREECHING] 339 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,344 Oh, God. Ooh! 340 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,183 Hey, Mom. 341 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,687 Look, things got carried away in the heat of the battle today, 342 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,773 and I am sorry for space-slaughtering you. 343 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:25,235 Mmm. That's okay. I had it coming. 344 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,570 I should've known you didn't need any help. 345 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:31,991 So, as it turns out, I destroyed my mother's soul. 346 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,370 Ro-bat is the savior of souls, not the destroyer. 347 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,831 That is Captain Soul Destroyer. 348 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,917 Look, Mom, I wanna say something, 349 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,461 but I do not want you to take it the wrong way, 350 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,797 so I'm gonna say it while hugging. 351 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,881 Come here. 352 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,551 [SIGHS] 353 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,845 Oh. This is nice. 354 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,598 Good. I'm gonna need you in a place where you can hear me. 355 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,809 You are driving me crazy. 356 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,187 Back up off my grill, you helicopter-hovering whackadoo. 357 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,151 I'm sorry. 358 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,611 I've just been worried about you going off to college. 359 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,280 I haven't prepared you for the world! 360 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:14,117 Mom, you don't have to worry about preparing me for the world. 361 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,412 You have to worry about preparing the world for me. 362 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,207 I'm an unstoppable force. 363 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,295 You are, and I love you for it. 364 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,006 But your shirt is on inside out. 365 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,132 Dang it! 366 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,599 Hey, what do we have this green wall for? 367 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,060 Hey, you guys came up with the plan for the video. 368 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,771 If you want special effects, you need a green screen. 369 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:46,441 Now march down to the car and help Liv and Willow get the rest of it! 370 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,735 [IN AMPLIFIED VOICE] I need it here yesterday! 371 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,492 You're kind of a...frosty little dude, aren't ya? 372 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,161 You're not the first person to say that. 373 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,164 [GRUNTS] 374 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,749 Hey, I'm so glad you guys are here. 375 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,876 You mind helping me with one or two of these... 376 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,169 Of these, um... 377 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,546 That's fine. I got it. 378 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,385 Whoo! 379 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,636 Okay. 380 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,221 [SIGHS] 381 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,764 Do we really need all this gear? 382 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,559 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Do you know why? 383 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,646 [AMPLIFIED] Because someone hasn't set up the speakers yet! 384 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:29,484 Usually, I'd be nervous about yelling at someone that big, 385 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,362 but Diggie's got it pretty bad for Maddie, 386 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,198 so I will treat him as I choose. 387 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,119 Okay, where are the speakers? 388 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,747 Probably next to the giant speakers right behind you. 389 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,166 [AMPLIFIED] Chop-chop! 390 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,504 [PHONE RINGS] 391 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,631 Hey, 'sup, lil bro? 392 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,967 I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry 393 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,969 that I couldn't help you with your video. 394 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,935 What? I mean-- I mean, bye, Ma-- 395 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,688 I mean, Mark, my friend Mark with the girl voice. 396 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,569 Hey... 397 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,571 Hey... 398 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,033 So, what are the odds that you bought that? 399 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,619 Probably about the same as you not getting a wedgie right now. 400 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:25,206 No, okay, just hear me out. I... 401 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,875 Parker! 402 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,881 Ladies and gentlemen, in my hand, 403 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,383 -I hold-- -It's the music video! 404 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,136 -I am so excited! -Hey! 405 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,930 I had a whole speech prepared about my cinematic influences-- 406 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,557 Sh-sh-shh! Parker, it's starting. 407 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,438 ♪ I tried on my own ♪ 408 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,025 ♪ I thought I'd get there ♪ 409 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,112 ♪ Around and round ♪ 410 00:19:56,196 --> 00:20:00,450 ♪ But I was only getting nowhere ♪ 411 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,413 ♪ Then you came along ♪ 412 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,792 ♪ And gave me something ♪ STYLE ::cue() 413 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,254 ♪ Something that I could Believe in, trust in ♪ 414 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:17,133 ♪ And I won't go back again ♪ 415 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:22,263 ♪ As long as I have you ♪ 416 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:26,768 ♪ I can live like there's Nothing left to lose ♪ 417 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,605 ♪ You unbreak every fracture in my heart ♪ 418 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:35,860 ♪ Nothing in this world could ever tear this love apart ♪ 419 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,989 ♪ They say you gotta take The good with the bad ♪ 420 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:44,244 ♪ I'll take it all as long as I have ♪ 421 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,956 ♪ You ♪ 422 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:56,131 ♪ -As long as I have -You ♪ 423 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,306 ♪ And I realize now ♪ 424 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,685 ♪ I'm better with you ♪ 425 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:13,189 ♪ You got here right on time ♪ 426 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,818 ♪ Yeah, you were my breakthrough ♪ 427 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,989 ♪ You are my breakthrough ♪ 428 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,535 ♪ As long as I have you ♪ 429 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,998 ♪ I can live like there's Nothing left to lose ♪ 430 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:33,585 ♪ You unbreak every fracture in my heart ♪ 431 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,672 ♪ Nothing in this world Could ever tear this love apart ♪ 432 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,927 ♪ They say you've gotta take the good with the bad ♪ 433 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:47,390 ♪ I'll take it all as long as I have ♪ 434 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:51,102 ♪ You ♪ 435 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:59,527 ♪ -As long as I have -You ♪ 436 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,329 Yes! 437 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,538 [LAUGHS] 438 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:13,458 -That was awesome! -Thank you, Parker. 439 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,877 So...ahem, as I was saying, 440 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,671 My earliest cinematic influences-- 441 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:18,838 Wanna watch it again? 442 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,340 -Yeah! -Yes! 443 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,054 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 444 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:31,059 -Hey, Diggie. -Parker. 445 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,813 -I got your apology text. -Good. I feel terrible. 446 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,023 I see you also got the text I sent 447 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:40,276 about how Maddie wants you to come to the back door with a pizza. 448 00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:45,281 -Yeah, so where is she? -Oh, here's the thing. 449 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,283 She just left for a run. 450 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,786 But if you hurry, you can catch her. 451 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,706 -Really? Wow. Okay, thank you. -Oh, wait. 452 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:55,959 Do you want me to hold the pizza so it doesn't slow you down? 453 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,384 You really are my boy. 454 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:11,141 Ah, poor, lovesick doofus. 455 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,896 -Hey, do I smell pizza? -Yeah, you do. 456 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,315 I got it for you. You want a slice? 457 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,067 [SIGHS] 458 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,152 You know what, Parker? 459 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,822 Who needs a boyfriend when I got a brother like you? 460 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,324 Ahh!