1 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:13,304 I assume you've heard? 2 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,974 That Ridgewood is hosting a battle of the bands? 3 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,684 Of course I have. Have you? 4 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,062 I wouldn't have just said that if I hadn't. 5 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,942 Who are you texting? 6 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,278 No one. You? 7 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:29,946 No one. 8 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:31,906 [SNAPS] 9 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,825 Minions, secret bistro meeting. 10 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:39,873 [GASPS] 11 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,170 What do you want, Artie? 12 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:47,464 To put the band back together. 13 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:51,301 Artie and I weren't always sworn enemies. 14 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,304 In seventh grade, we were in a band. 15 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:58,224 Correction: We were in the most awesome band ever. 16 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,435 We called ourselves Acne. 17 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,855 Our rock anthem "Pop the Pimple" was number one 18 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,648 on the middle-school charts. 19 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,734 Who knows how far we could've gone? 20 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:11,988 But we broke up, because somebody had a bit of an ego. 21 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,325 Ego: E for "excellence," G for "greatness," 22 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:18,036 and O for "Oh, I'm so good." 23 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:22,207 So will you say yes to a reunion? 24 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,541 I don't wanna say it. 25 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,462 I wanna sing it. 26 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:28,880 [SNAPS] 27 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:33,968 ♪ Don't leave it alone Pop, pop the pimple ♪ 28 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:37,722 ♪ Stain your mirror good Pop, pop the pimple ♪ 29 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,391 Whoo-hoo! 30 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,190 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 31 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,526 -♪ I lace up my high-tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪ 32 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,361 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 33 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,697 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 34 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,116 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 35 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,118 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 36 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,495 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 37 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:01,996 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:06,501 ♪ When you say yeah I say no ♪ 39 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,336 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 40 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:11,214 ♪ All I wanna do is go, go, go ♪ 41 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,217 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 42 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,636 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 43 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,848 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 44 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,517 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 45 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,437 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 46 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,441 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 47 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,864 Oh! Hey, Andie. 48 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,949 I have a prezzie for you. 49 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,829 -No way. A bejeweled welding mask. -Yeah. 50 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,166 Oh. This'll go great with the bejeweled blowtorch 51 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,250 you gave me last month. 52 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,253 -I know. -Ah. I can't wait to show Holden. 53 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,549 Holden. You know, the boy I secretly like and was about to ask out 54 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,843 but Andie asked him first because she didn't know I liked him 55 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,553 and now I avoid him because he's dating my friend 56 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,555 and every time I see him I get the crushies? 57 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:01,890 That Holden. 58 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,185 Liv, we haven't hung out much lately. 59 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,228 Do you wanna go mini-golfing after school? 60 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,522 Oh. I don't really know about that. 61 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,400 I only spend time with people who have bejeweled welding masks. 62 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,321 Wha-cha! I have one of those. 63 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,158 Hey, Andie. Hey, Liv. 64 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:21,951 Hey, Holden. 65 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,913 Liv's going mini-golfing with us. 66 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,998 -Oh, awesome. -Oh! 67 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,918 We're going with Holden. 68 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,962 Wait till you see how amazing he is. 69 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,756 -You're amazing. -No, you are. 70 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,133 -No, you're amazing. -Stop. 71 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,426 [LAUGHS] 72 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,928 Aw, oh. Oh! 73 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:44,683 Wow, I just realized, you know, I have, um, tsk-- 74 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,394 I have stuff to do after school. 75 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,229 And I also have... 76 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,564 things. 77 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:55,735 Aw, well, that's a bummer, but okay. Yeah. 78 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,696 -Definitely another time. -Okay. 79 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,781 When you're done with your things. 80 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,077 Don't forget the stuff. 81 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,540 -Crushies? -I don't wanna talk about it. 82 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:09,624 Okay. 83 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,669 Three, two, one. 84 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,796 Of course I've got the crushies. 85 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,174 It happens every single time I'm around Holden. 86 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,094 I wanna hang out with Andie. She's just... 87 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,931 She's always with him. I don't know. What do I do? 88 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:28,184 I think until you get over your feelings for Holden, 89 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,771 you just need to find something you and Andie can do without him, you know? 90 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:34,899 -What up, my twins? MADDIE: Hey! Unh! 91 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,109 [LIV & WILLOW SMOOCH] 92 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,070 -Who wants to join me in the Battle... -I'm in. 93 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,655 -...of the Bands? -No, I'm out. 94 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:43,825 How about you? 95 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:48,038 -You sing while I kill it on the drums? -Wills, I didn't know you played drums. 96 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,914 Yeah, took it up recently. 97 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,002 Needed something to beat with a stick to release your frustrations 98 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,087 about Joey not returning your affections? 99 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,173 Why won't he love me, Liv? Why? STYLE ::cue() 100 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,595 Anyways... 101 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,639 The Battle. What do you think? 102 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,850 I think that Andie plays the bass, 103 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,145 and if we were in a band, we could hang out without Holden. 104 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,690 He's the guy that I secretly like and I was about to ask out but-- 105 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,901 Wait, I already told you this. 106 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:22,322 Oh, hey, Andie, Willow and I are starting a band. 107 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,116 -Do you wanna be in it? -You bet I do. 108 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,284 A band with my girls? 109 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,453 -Yes! We have a band. -Oh, yay! 110 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,705 -Yay! Ow! -Oh! 111 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,627 Oops, wrong twin. Help me. 112 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,719 Where's Nimbus? We need to do a sound check ASAP. 113 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,056 Pardon me, have you seen my vectron fuel cell? 114 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,642 I left it here after the hovercraft races. 115 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,269 It's about yea big and yea deadly. 116 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,688 [LAUGHS] 117 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,482 You Gifted and Talented kids crack me up. 118 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,735 Give us a mic check. 119 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:04,280 Uh, sure. I'm no Johnny Nimbus, but I'll give it a-- 120 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:08,493 Hello, Stevens Point! 121 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:11,955 We are coming to you live from the Battle of the Bands, 122 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,915 [IMITATES ECHOING] Bands, Bands... 123 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:20,130 A-bravo, a-bravo. 124 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,426 But you lack the Nimbus flair 125 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:28,763 that gives even the dullest of stories a sense of importance. 126 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,267 Thanks for filling in. Now step aside. 127 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,937 The professional is here, here, here. 128 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:40,734 Hey, don't get crusty because I pretended to be you. 129 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,903 Not my fault if I made like a hammer and nailed it. 130 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,198 The kid was pretty good. 131 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,451 Yeah, I could probably take your job. 132 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:53,204 Ha, ha! Listen, kid, I've been doing this 133 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:57,250 since legendary weatherman Gus T. Wind was sucked up in a twister 134 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,335 back in '97. 135 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,588 The way I inflect takes years to perfect. 136 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,591 "The way I inflect takes years to perfect." 137 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,260 All right, beginner's luck. 138 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,554 Anybody can do that for a sentence or two, 139 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:12,140 but try spewing this powerful enthusiasm, 140 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,434 making your voice go up and down 141 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,603 and all round 24/7. 142 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,522 Dude, a trained monkey could do that. 143 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:23,651 Oh. Well, I've interviewed several monkeys, smart guy. 144 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,528 And trust me, they can't talk. 145 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,990 It doesn't seem that hard to out-Nimbus the Nimbus. 146 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:30,825 Here we go. 147 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,245 You Rooneys could turn sitting down into a competition. 148 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:37,874 I sit better than all of them. I sit like a boss. 149 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,710 Okay, little boss, 150 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,963 I challenge you to a host battle, right here, mañana. 151 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,007 -You're on. -Boom, zap! 152 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,719 It'll be a battle of the Battle of the Bands hosts. 153 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,847 It'll be a matchup of the mic men. 154 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,975 -That's what I said. -Yeah, but I said it better. 155 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,227 [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 156 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:04,651 All right, how about this for a name? Liv and the Blowtorches. 157 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:10,490 Um, Andie, I don't know if I necessarily wanna be "Liv and the" anything. 158 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,075 We need a name for us. 159 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,619 How about The Dream? 160 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:18,456 It was taped to my drum when I bought it at the thrift shop. 161 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:20,917 Works for me. 162 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,294 Yeah, all right, The Dream it is. 163 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,088 Let's do this! 164 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,218 Okay, so two summers ago, 165 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,054 I played lead guitar in the movie The Funaways. 166 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:38,393 I mean, okay, so I mimed playing, but how hard can it be, right? 167 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,229 [PLAYING OFF-KEY] 168 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,862 -That was-- -Just don't say anything. 169 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,488 I already know. 170 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,075 I'm also just now realizing 171 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,953 that my movie guitar was not plugged into anything. Ha, ha. 172 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,457 Liv, the contest is tomorrow. 173 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,417 We need a lead guitarist. 174 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,753 Okay, let's all of us think. 175 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,297 Do any of us know a lead guitarist? 176 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,175 [GASPS] 177 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,010 -I know someone. -Yay! 178 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,387 [PLAYING TUNE] 179 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,648 Is it me, or did we just find our lead guitarist? 180 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,610 You know we did. What do you say, Holden? 181 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,779 I'm in if you're in. 182 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,405 -Liv? -What? 183 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,990 Yes. Oh, yes. 184 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,701 I am so in. 185 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,370 ...trouble. 186 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,501 Artie, let's talk band names. 187 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:48,129 I have got the perfect name for our new hip-hop sound. 188 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,214 Check it. 189 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,510 Joe Mama. 190 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,222 Booyah! You love it? Naw, I can tell you love it. 191 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,433 Naw, ha-ha, I don't. 192 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:05,063 But I have a band name which will fit perfectly STYLE ::cue() 193 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,983 with our new glam-rock sound and look: Red Heat. 194 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,068 [SNAPS] 195 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,617 Red Heat dons one-piece jumpsuits with stand-up collars, 196 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:20,078 studded lapels and capes with mini pianos. 197 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,708 ♪ Spicy and dicey Not so nicey ♪ 198 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,293 ♪ Red Heat ♪ 199 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,215 Well, I just hate everything about this. 200 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,969 Especially the part about the minions being upstairs at my house. 201 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,597 -I hate everything about your face. -I hate everything about your aroma. 202 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,726 ARTIE: I don't like it. -Boys, what is going on? 203 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,562 -Artie's being impossible. -Well, Joey's being possible. 204 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,524 Wait, that's not right. What's the opposite of "impossible"? 205 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,942 Nope, it's "possible." 206 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:54,070 Come-- Boys, sit down, and we are gonna have a chat. 207 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,824 Always remember the number one rule to every relationship: 208 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,826 You never go to bed angry. 209 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,205 Sorry. That's something Pete and I are working on. 210 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,750 -Mom! -TMI, Mrs. Rooney. 211 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:11,046 Okay. You open your heart and you say how you feel. 212 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,298 "I feel..." 213 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,632 Crispy. 214 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,053 It's how I feel. Don't negate it. 215 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:22,265 -Joey, now, "I feel..." -Kitty. 216 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,350 [BOTH GASP] 217 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,060 We have a band name. 218 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,603 BOTH: Crispy Kitty! 219 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,313 [SQUEALS] 220 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,482 See? Already agreeing on something. 221 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,941 Now that we have a therapist. 222 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,152 It's not like we can have a therapist all the time. 223 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,529 Thought you'd never ask. Of course I'll join your band. 224 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,156 [PLAYING TUNE] 225 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,166 She's magnificent. 226 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,586 I'd love to argue with you but I can't. 227 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,513 [IMITATING NIMBUS] Hello, Stevens Point! 228 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:05,767 We're live in the Rooney kitchen with Karen Rooney. 229 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,936 [CHUCKLES] 230 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,562 Honey, what are you up to? 231 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,940 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm perfecting the Nimbus flair. 232 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,984 I did a scientific analysis of Johnny's on-air voice. 233 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,987 This device registers my voice as I speak. 234 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,823 See, to announce like Nimbus, 235 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,658 [IMITATING NIMBUS] you gotta hit the red, 236 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,494 then bring it on down to orange, then up to red again, 237 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,746 then way on down to green. 238 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,210 I have no idea what goes on in that little head of yours, 239 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,254 but I am honored to witness what comes out. 240 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,342 So what's on the menu tonight, Mrs. Rooney? 241 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,220 Well, Mr. Nimbus, 242 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:46,558 your audience might be interested to know that I am trying something new. 243 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,226 Boom, zap! 244 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,522 Looks like she's taking a culinary risk with chicken vindaloo. 245 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,234 How it'll go over is anybody's guess, 246 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,237 but it's curry in a hurry on Crane Street. 247 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,073 Nimbus out. 248 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,787 [PLAYING POP MUSIC] 249 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,377 ♪ We are wound up like a clock ♪ 250 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,714 ♪ Rolling like we rock Coming out to play ♪ 251 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,799 Whoa! Oh! 252 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,888 -Liv, are you okay? -Yeppers. Yep. Ha, ha. Yes. 253 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,474 Um, I'm just kind of-- I'm having trouble focusing. 254 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,393 I just need something to block out all my distractions. 255 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,812 You know, like sunglasses 256 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,564 or, like, a blindfold 257 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,274 or blackout curtains 258 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:39,027 to block the sun that shines in Holden's eyes. 259 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,155 LIV: All right, this should do it. 260 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,120 The Battle of the Bands is tonight. Just go with it. Two, three, four! 261 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,541 LIV: ♪ We are wound up like a clock ♪ 262 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,170 ♪ Rolling like we rock Coming out to play ♪ 263 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,964 ♪ Kids just buzzing like a wire ♪ 264 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,884 ♪ The roof is getting higher Ain't nothing in our way ♪ 265 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,512 Oh! 266 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,058 So this rock 'n' roll move needs work. 267 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,439 ♪ We're doing it our way ♪ 268 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,109 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 269 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,446 Hey. What you doing? 270 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:28,118 I'm giving a concert to Mr. Cuddles and his merry band of friends. 271 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,955 I love you, stuffed animals! 272 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,376 Liv, you do know that the Battle of the Bands is about to start? 273 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,962 -Why aren't you there right now? -Oh. 274 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,133 -I'm not going. -What? Why? 275 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,094 Because I can't be in that band with Holden. 276 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:50,015 Okay, but, Liv, that doesn't mean that you should just quit. 277 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,267 Okay, easy for you to say, Mads. 278 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,311 When have you ever had feelings for a guy that you can't be with? 279 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,276 I'm just gonna stand here until it hits you. 280 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,111 Okay. STYLE ::cue() 281 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:07,866 Oh, Diggie. 282 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:08,950 Diggie. 283 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,244 Yes, thank you. 284 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:16,458 And, Liv, when you joined that band, it was sort of like you joined a team. 285 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,210 You know? And it is crunch time, 286 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,963 and you cannot let yourself get distracted right now. 287 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:25,425 Do you think I let myself get distracted when I'm playing in a game 288 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,135 and my ex-boyfriend's in the stands 289 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,763 and sweat is stinging my eyes and Mom's screaming: 290 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,432 "She came out of my womb with a basketball"? 291 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,769 Yeah, Mom does do that a lot, doesn't she? 292 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,479 Literally every time I score. 293 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,859 But the point is, Liv, your team needs you right now, 294 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,154 and you can't let them down just because things get hard for you. 295 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,655 So what are you gonna do? 296 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,616 I'm gonna go join my team. 297 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,494 -Then what? -We're gonna win the Battle! 298 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,537 -Go, go, go! -Yeah! 299 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,963 Hello-- 300 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,882 Stevens Point, 301 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,677 and welcome to the Battle of the Bands. 302 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,472 Holy mother of Marcia, do we have a lineup for you. 303 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:17,060 And I don't mean the one Johnny was in after "borrowing" his ex-wife's car. 304 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,730 Did I go there? Yes, I did. 305 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:25,527 Now let's kick off the Battle with a warm welcome 306 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,656 for Crispy Kitty. 307 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,868 Monkey see, monkey killed it. 308 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,291 Okay, now, guys, remember, this is not Artie's band. 309 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,628 This is not Joey's band. This is Crispy Kitty. 310 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,505 "I'm feeling..." 311 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,674 BOTH: Ready to rock! -Whoo! 312 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,097 We call this one "Artemis Prime." 313 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,809 What? No, dude, the song is called "Kitty Kitty Time." 314 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,227 It was. 315 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,355 Heh, heh. One, two, three, four. 316 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,984 ♪ His mother said he fell from heaven ♪ 317 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,362 ♪ His father said he'd rock to 11 ♪ 318 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,699 ♪ Oh, he's so fine ♪ 319 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,536 ♪ He's Artemis Prime ♪ 320 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,704 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 321 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,460 What? A giant picture of your face? Artie, I never agreed to this. 322 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,587 Well, I never agreed to care about your opinion. 323 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,631 -Well, I-- -Boys, boys, "I'm feeling..." 324 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,217 I'm feeling like Crispy Kitty's cooked! 325 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,095 Minions, ho! 326 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,019 Allow me to take you away. 327 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,607 [PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE] 328 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,366 Dead air, Johnny. We need filler. 329 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,245 Okay, monkey, time for you to earn your monkey chow. 330 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,456 Get up there, fill time and engage the crowd 331 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,291 until the next band can start. 332 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:07,087 What? But I only memorized the introductions to each band. 333 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,880 I wasn't prepared to shoot from the hip. 334 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,427 Monkey can't. Monkey fail. 335 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,223 Hey, people... 336 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,559 in the crowd. 337 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,728 [CROWD BOOING] 338 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,313 The kid's crashing and burning. 339 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,941 Yep, gotta go make the save. 340 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,486 Gus T. Wind did it for me. Now time to pay it forward. 341 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,989 Gotta share the Nimbus flair. 342 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:40,704 Red, orange, green... 343 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,123 Chicken vindaloo. 344 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,917 Ha, ha! I agree with Mini Nimby here. 345 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,462 I think Chicken Vindaloo would have been a much better name than Crispy Kitty. 346 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:52,173 I mean, who names their band that, anyway? 347 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,801 My munch of a brother, that's who, Johnny. 348 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:58,513 Ha, ha! Very funny. You're a natural. 349 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,141 Yeah, let's hope there's only one munch in the Rooney bunch, 350 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:05,353 because your sister Liv's coming up here with her band The Dream in just a few. 351 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:09,899 But for now, please welcome to the stage the Corncob Girls. 352 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,985 [CROWD CHEERING] 353 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,947 Wow, you're really good. 354 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:20,243 How do you talk about absolutely nothing but make it seem like you care? 355 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:24,164 Here's my secret, kid. I'm as shallow as I am handsome. 356 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,882 We're up next. Where's Liv? 357 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,259 Yeah, what do we do if she doesn't show up in time? 358 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,346 Worst-case scenario, I body-slam you both in the ring. 359 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,890 So at least people get their money's worth. 360 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,894 Whew. Hey, team, I'm so sorry I'm late. 361 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:47,479 Are we ready to win this? 362 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,772 Liv, where were you? 363 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,106 Is everything okay? 364 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,152 Yes, yeah. 365 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,988 It is now. I promise. 366 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,783 And I'm really sorry. 367 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,078 NIMBUS: Next up, our final performance of the night. 368 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,455 Let's welcome The Dream. 369 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,751 Hey, are we ready to get out there and show Stevens Point how it's done? STYLE ::cue() 370 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,337 -Yeah! -Yeah, let's battle! 371 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,839 I love you, Wisconsin! 372 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,016 ♪ We are wound up like a clock ♪ 373 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,769 ♪ Rolling like we rock Coming out to play ♪ 374 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,147 ♪ Kids just buzzing like a wire ♪ 375 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,109 ♪ The roof is getting higher Ain't nothing in our way ♪ 376 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,402 ♪ Say hey ♪ 377 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:40,323 ♪ When we hear the bass We'll be losing our minds ♪ 378 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,283 ♪ Say hey ♪ 379 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:46,705 ♪ First note of our song Is the one that goes like ♪ 380 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,873 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 381 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,583 ♪ We're gonna make it shake tonight ♪ 382 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,461 ♪ Just dance your fears away ♪ 383 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,838 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 384 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,424 ♪ Who cares if we are wrong or right? ♪ 385 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,676 ♪ We're living for today ♪ 386 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,636 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 387 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:06,141 ♪ When the song is on Everything's okay ♪ 388 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:07,934 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 389 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,186 ♪ We're gonna make it shake tonight ♪ 390 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,480 ♪ We're doing it our way ♪ 391 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,024 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 392 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:19,529 ♪ Hey ♪ 393 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,198 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 394 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,533 ♪ Come on ♪ 395 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,744 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 396 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,789 ♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪ 397 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,499 ♪ Yes, say hey, hey, hey ♪ 398 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,044 ♪ We're gonna make it shake tonight ♪ 399 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,671 ♪ Just dance your fears away ♪ 400 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,048 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 401 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,592 ♪ Who cares if we are wrong or right? ♪ 402 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,053 ♪ We're living for today ♪ 403 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,679 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 404 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:49,517 ♪ When the song is on Everything's okay ♪ 405 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,311 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 406 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,229 ♪ We're gonna make it shake tonight ♪ 407 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,732 ♪ We're doing it our way ♪ 408 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,817 ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪ 409 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,278 [CROWD CHEERING] 410 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,747 Wow! How about that, Stevens Point? Huh? 411 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,249 You wanna announce our winner, Parker? 412 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,335 This is all you. You're the king. 413 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,254 Aw, ha, ha. I know. 414 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:23,009 Okay, the judges have made their decision, and it's unanimous. 415 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:26,179 The winner of the Battle of the Bands is... 416 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,515 The Dream! 417 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:30,183 [CROWD CHEERING] 418 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,311 She came out of my womb with a microphone! 419 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,825 Oh. You're still wearing that? 420 00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:48,910 My zipper got stuck. 421 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:52,455 I'll be wearing it until my seamstress, Inga, gets back from Munich. 422 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,584 Well, would you like to see the album cover that we designed 423 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,378 before Crispy Kitty broke up? 424 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,299 Glorious. 425 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,554 This is too good to waste. We must reunite immediately. 426 00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,973 I had the exact same thought. 427 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,602 Where's our flautist? We're nothing without her. 428 00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,606 I'm not sure. I haven't seen her today. 429 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,067 [PLAYING TUNE]