1 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:06,923 Um... Ahem. 2 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:08,550 Hey, Willow. 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,844 You, uh, catching butterflies? 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,471 Nope. Catching Joeys. 5 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,350 And when I nab him, I'm asking him to prom. 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:22,772 Okay, but if you catch him in a net, isn't that really, like, not asking him? 7 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,526 We have a complicated relationship. 8 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,155 So who are you going with? 9 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,281 My microphone. 10 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,158 I'm performing a song at prom, so... 11 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,535 -No way. That's so cool. -Thank you. 12 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:38,455 I'm still writing it, so having a date would be a distraction. 13 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,081 I got you, Joey! 14 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,753 Sorry, Jeffrey. Move along. Move along. 15 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:46,629 Okay, Willow. 16 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,799 Wha--? You-- Willow. Will-- 17 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:54,095 You can't throw a net around and expect to catch a guy you like. 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,601 -Nice welcome for the new kid. -Oh! Holden! 19 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,979 Holden Dippledorf is my super-cute neighbor 20 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,564 who goes to a different school. 21 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,940 Did I mention he's super cute? 22 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,651 If I didn't, you should know that he's super cute. 23 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,154 Ha, ha. I'm sorry. 24 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:14,282 Um, ahem, Willow, this is my neighbor Holden. 25 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,451 He is super cu-- Cool. 26 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,206 Nice to meet you, super-"cu...ool" Holden. 27 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,540 [LIV CHUCKLES] 28 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,335 Um, so, what are you doing at Ridgewood? 29 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,797 Oh, well, my boarding school was built over an old copper mine, 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,757 which is now a new sinkhole. 31 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,094 With a boarding school in it. 32 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:36,680 I'm going to Ridgewood. 33 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,057 Oh, you're going to-- You're going to Ridgewood! 34 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,727 You're gonna be with me every-- You're gonna be with us every day. Ha, ha. 35 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:43,895 Oh, wow. 36 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:48,233 Yeah, so I have to check in at the office, which is where? 37 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,110 -Oh, it's that way. -It's this way. 38 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,946 -No, that way. -It's this way. 39 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,115 Okay, ha, ha. Bye. Ha. 40 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,494 What? 41 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,914 -You like him. -What? What? 42 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,166 -Yeah. -No, I don't. I don't like-- 43 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,501 Whoa, is that Joey? 44 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:07,877 He's mine! 45 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:15,093 ♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo ♪ 46 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:17,220 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 47 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,556 -♪ I lace up my high-tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪ 48 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,391 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 49 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,727 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 50 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,146 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 51 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,148 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 52 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,525 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 53 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,027 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 54 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:36,531 ♪ When you say yeah I say no ♪ 55 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,366 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 56 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,244 ♪ All I wanna do is go, go, go ♪ 57 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,247 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 58 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,666 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 59 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,878 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 60 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:52,547 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 61 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,467 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 62 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:59,471 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 63 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,561 Hey, Joey, I have an idea I think you gonna like. 64 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,897 It's about our swan boat. 65 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,650 I have no interest in that worthless piece of whimsical pine. 66 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,822 Last New Year's, Parker and I got our very own swan boat. 67 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,035 But it was winter, so instead of this, 68 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,245 we got this. 69 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,415 Lost a toe that night. 70 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,752 Down to 10, just like everybody else. 71 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:32,754 No, hear me out. 72 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,964 We soup up Swanny with tires and an engine, 73 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,385 and we'll have an amphibious swan boat for all seasons. 74 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,261 Honk if you love swan boats. 75 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,138 Honk! Honk! 76 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,476 Did you just leave me hanging with a solo honk? 77 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:50,855 I'm sorry, Parker. I can't look at the swan boat anymore. 78 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,192 The day the pedals broke off and we had to use my underpants as a sail, 79 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,735 the dream died. 80 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,446 I'm just not a honk man anymore, bud. 81 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,703 Mark my words, you will honk again! 82 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,708 Mom, Joey won't honk with me. 83 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:12,877 Put a pin in it, Parker. 84 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,046 I am helping Maddie pick out her prom dress. 85 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,257 Mom, I'm not going to prom. 86 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,802 I mean, you can't go without a date, and Diggie's in Tundrabania. 87 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,096 It's not like I'm gonna go with anyone else at our school. 88 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:27,308 Well, Mama found a way for you to go. 89 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:32,022 I get it. Time to lint-roll my tux. 90 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:37,569 Actually, I invited Cousin Craig to be your date. 91 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,029 You did what? 92 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,572 Okay, no. 93 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:44,367 There is no way that I'm going to the prom with Crusty Craig. 94 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,495 Why do you call him Crusty Craig? 95 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:48,872 Does it matter? 96 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,250 Do you think there's a good reason to be called crusty? 97 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,755 Maddie, there is no way I am letting my daughter miss her prom. 98 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,048 -But, Mom-- -No buts. 99 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:02,385 Crusty-- Craig is coming all the way from Muncie, Indiana. STYLE ::cue() 100 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,430 I am your mother, you are going, and that is that. 101 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,932 Now, let's talk about these dresses. 102 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:14,064 Well, the blue works with her skin tone, but I'd wear a wrap with it. 103 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,357 Something understated. 104 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,195 I live with too many girls. 105 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,952 Hey, Liv. Thanks for showing me around yesterday. 106 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,454 Oh. Yeah. 107 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,624 Once you know which water fountains spray up your nose, 108 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,209 Ridgewood's pretty much a cakewalk. 109 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,461 A friendly face doesn't hurt either. 110 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,588 [ANDIE GRUNTING] 111 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,256 Art sculpture coming through. 112 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,929 Hey. Andie, this is Holden. He is super cu-- 113 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,514 He's new. He's super new here. 114 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,143 Your art project reminds me of a Sebastian Oliver sculpture. 115 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,729 Thanks. Oliver's my favorite. 116 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:57,148 Seriously? Mine too. 117 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,984 You should help us out on the prom decorating committee. 118 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,237 Come on, Holden. 119 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,656 Get involved with your new school. 120 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,867 Come on, Holden. Get involved with me. 121 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,497 I don't know. Let me check my schedule. Yep, that's what I thought. 122 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,291 Completely empty, since I know absolutely nobody else. 123 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,546 Cool. Lonely Boy is in. 124 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,091 Great. Well, we meet after school tomorrow. 125 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:26,011 And if you don't show up, I know where you live. 126 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,264 -Move it or lose it, people! -Joey! 127 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,312 So Craig should be here any minute. 128 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,566 I made some "Mama's sorry" cookies to apologize. 129 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,613 Um, by "made" do you mean "opened the bag"? 130 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,825 You know, Aunt Melanie said 131 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,828 that Craig sort of reinvented himself this summer. 132 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:53,955 [DOORBELL RINGS] 133 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,166 Oh. Yeah. You're probably right. 134 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,502 I mean, how bad could Craig possibly be? 135 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:10,472 Behold my arrival. 136 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,351 Ahem. Craig. 137 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,521 I haven't been Craig since I went to magic camp. 138 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:23,276 Now I am known as Krahgg the Insidious. 139 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,113 With my trusty companion, Manolo the crow. 140 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,034 Illusion! 141 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,914 Where's my crow? 142 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:36,998 [CROW CAWING] 143 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,458 Ahh! Manolo! 144 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,670 Hey! Come back! This is a strange neighborhood! 145 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,466 Yeah, and it just got stranger. 146 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,398 Well, this is awkward. 147 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,319 Or is it amazing? 148 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,906 Nope, it's awkward. 149 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:16,663 Krahgg the Insidious will break free and blow your minds. 150 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,085 In just one more minute. 151 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,088 Craig, it's been like 15 minutes. 152 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,215 It's Krahgg. 153 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,592 All right, I've had just about enough of this. 154 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,137 [MADDIE CLEARS THROAT] 155 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,180 Illusion! 156 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,309 Hey, what are the rules? 157 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,896 Can you punch a cousin, or is it just brothers and evil clowns? 158 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,608 I have your "bahgg," Krahgg. 159 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,694 Do not peek. 160 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,405 It holds the tools of my trade, 161 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,116 the dark art of magic. 162 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,745 I am levitating as we speak. 163 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,208 You're just-- You're not, though. 164 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:07,881 Really? What if I'm levitating the house and all it contains with me, 165 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,924 so you just can't tell? 166 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,471 With Crazy Craig by Maddie's side at the prom, 167 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,140 no other boy's gonna wanna get near her. 168 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,892 Craig's my boy. 169 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,896 It's pronounced "Krah--" 170 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:23,980 [COUGHS] 171 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,151 Sorry, it's just too much smoke. It's "Krahgg"... 172 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,444 [COUGHS] 173 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,987 ...the Insidious. 174 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,328 Greetings, cousins. 175 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:45,168 Which one of you has the courage to step into my box and disappear... 176 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,463 into the great beyond? 177 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,135 Sounds dumb. 178 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,223 I just came to get grapes. 179 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,892 Joey, there you are. 180 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,852 Krahgg, make me disappear. STYLE ::cue() 181 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,567 Aw, come on. 182 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,487 Joey, quit goofing around. 183 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,656 Illusion! 184 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,035 Illusion! 185 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,539 Joey! 186 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,378 Uh, hey, Willow, what's up? 187 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:35,885 Um, I was wondering if you'd accompany me to the prom? 188 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,514 I got the tickets, the dress, and enough love in my heart for us both. 189 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:43,018 Uh... 190 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,894 Uh... 191 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,398 This tension is insidious. 192 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,358 Like I, Krahgg-- 193 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,027 Oh, stuff it, freak boy. 194 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,533 -I'm waiting, Joey. -Uh... 195 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,952 Sorry, Willow, Joey's already got plans. 196 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,454 -Aw, he does? -I does? 197 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,788 -You doos. -I doos. 198 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,751 He promised he'd help me soup up our swan boat. 199 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,170 And the only night we can do it is prom night. 200 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,839 Darn our busy social schedules. 201 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,135 Wait, you're fixing up a swan boat? 202 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,971 Yeah, yeah. That's what we're doing. 203 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,850 Because we love our swan boat so much, right, bro? 204 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,145 BOTH: Honk! Honk! Honk! 205 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,066 Called it. Once a honker, always a honker. 206 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,617 Ahem. Hey. Thank you so much for helping out. 207 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,078 They say you don't really know someone 208 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,538 until you've decorated a magical kingdom together. 209 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:49,084 My pleasure. I hear you're singing a song at prom. 210 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,794 Yeah. Yes, I am. 211 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,213 I'm still in the process of writing it, 212 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:56,132 but I think I know what I want it to be about. 213 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,969 It's not about a new guy at school you can't stop thinking about, is it? 214 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,264 No. 215 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,058 Ha, ha. Yes. 216 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,727 -Yo, tape me. -Oh. 217 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,441 Whoa. Nice catch. 218 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,945 When you have five brothers who throw things at you, 219 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,115 it's not really a catch as much as a defense mechanism. 220 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,873 What? Why are there chandeliers where my basketball hoop used to be? 221 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,792 I need to shoot this ball! 222 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,129 Ahem. Maddie, are you okay? 223 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,967 Yeah. No, I'm sorry. 224 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,177 I'm just trying to blow off some... 225 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,763 "Diggie's in the Arctic Circle, so I have to go to prom 226 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,558 with my cousin and the crow who lives in his coat" steam. 227 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,520 Hey, Maddie. Excuse me a minute. 228 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,023 We have to trim the curtain by the entrance. 229 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,192 -Scissor me? -Oh. Yeah. Yes. Ha, ha. 230 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,277 Here you go. 231 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:00,739 Okay, bye. 232 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:01,906 [CHUCKLING] 233 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,869 [SINGSONG] ♪ Livvy's got a boyfriend ♪ 234 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,078 Cut it out. 235 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,748 Laugh like I said something really funny. 236 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,671 -Do you think he likes me? -I think you like him, 237 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,839 or I wouldn't have said: 238 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,799 [SINGSONG] ♪ Livvy's got a boyfriend ♪ 239 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,176 Stop it. 240 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,386 Okay, so, what's the plan? 241 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,388 Are you gonna, like, ask him to prom and junk? 242 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,976 What? No. Maddie, that's a terrible plan. My plan is set in motion. 243 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,519 I've introduced him to Andie. 244 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,147 Next, I'll ask her to fish around and see if he digs me. 245 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,025 If he does, she'll tell him the digging is mutual, and, boom, prom. 246 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,110 -It's really quite simple. -Okay. 247 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,947 Or you could just seize the moment and go ask him yourself. 248 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:47,202 -Isn't that always what you tell me to do? -I know, but this is different. 249 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,412 These are my feelings. It's, like, way scarier. 250 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,583 Okay, Liv, there is nothing to be scared of. 251 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,169 Believe me, it's obvious he's into you. 252 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,339 Just go tell him you wanna go to prom. 253 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,801 Yeah, ha, ha. Okay, yeah, no, you're right. 254 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:07,097 Oh, I don't know why I'm being so silly. I'm just gonna go ask him. 255 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,433 Ee! Hey. I'm going to the prom with Holden. 256 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,228 [SQUEALING] 257 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,108 -Ahem. -What was that? 258 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:23,822 I'm trying to do the excited-girl squeal, but I've never done it before. Sorry. 259 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,119 Wow. Wow. Andie. 260 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,039 Oh, this is so big. You're going to prom with Holden. 261 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,583 Wow. How did that--? How did that happen? 262 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,546 I just asked him, you know? I like him, so I seized the moment. 263 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,215 -Just like you always say. -Ha, ha. Yes. 264 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,426 That's me. I'm a moment seizer. 265 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:50,056 Thank you for introducing me. I'm going to the prom with Holden! 266 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,141 Aah! 267 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,435 [SINGSONG] ♪ Andie's got a boyfriend ♪ 268 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,064 [SINGSONG] ♪ Andie's got a boyfriend ♪ 269 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,408 There's my beautiful girl. STYLE ::cue() 270 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:12,078 Oh. We can't wait to see you perform at the prom tonight. 271 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,163 Are you excited? 272 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,624 ♪ Yes, I am, yes I am Yes, I am ♪ 273 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,753 ♪ No, I'm not, no, I'm not No, I'm not ♪ 274 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,296 [DOORBELL RINGS] 275 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,093 -Aah! -Liv, help. 276 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,514 My brothers styled me for the prom. 277 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,142 Wow. You look so, um... 278 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,520 What did they do to your hair? 279 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,566 We didn't have a flat iron. They used a waffle iron. 280 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:48,573 Oh. Yes. Yeah, there's a little piece of waffle right there. 281 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,037 Honest answer. Do you think Holden's gonna hate this? 282 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,956 Well... 283 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,962 Stop looking at me like that. 284 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,215 Of course I'm gonna fix her. 285 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,885 Don't worry. You are in the hands of a master. 286 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,681 I fixed my mom, and she used to match her lipstick to her purse. 287 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,185 The purse was blue. It was a bad time. 288 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,189 Aw, there's my beauti-- 289 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,691 -Stop. -Uh-huh. 290 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,485 Come on, Krahgg! 291 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,903 KRAHGG: Press "play." 292 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,657 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 293 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:41,751 Feast your eyes upon my dark essence. 294 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,424 Heh, heh. Wow. Craig, that's-- 295 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,050 Oh, no, it's Krahgg now. 296 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,386 No, yeah, I know. I'm not doing it. 297 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,724 That's a really unique look for the prom. 298 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,560 Looks like, ooh, something out of a nightmare. 299 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:02,439 As a practitioner of the fantastical, I take that as high praise. 300 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,360 All right. Come on. Let's get you fixed up for prom. 301 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,737 What--? Really? 302 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,989 I think she looks great. 303 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,074 Liv, fix me. 304 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,120 Now, let's be off. 305 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,372 Shall we go by car, 306 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,459 or by illusion? 307 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,714 Watch as I disappear. 308 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,636 Krahgg, honey, we can still see you. 309 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,889 You see nothing. 310 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:47,692 Next we welcome Holden and Andie. 311 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,778 [APPLAUSE] 312 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,822 Holden's the new kid, 313 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,159 and Andie's a world-class spot welder. 314 00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,121 Wow. Andie, you look great. 315 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:05,043 Thanks. It was Liv's idea to fix the dress and get the waffle gunk out of my hair. 316 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,544 She has great fashion sense. 317 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:14,969 And now let's welcome Maddie and Krahgg the Insidious. 318 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,055 [APPLAUSE] 319 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,724 She's my daughter. 320 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,686 He's related only by marriage. 321 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,564 All right, so we are here now. 322 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,358 Let's just try and keep a low profile. 323 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,485 [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] 324 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,404 Attention, Ridgewood. 325 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:39,327 I am going to levitate my body in the air by mystical means. 326 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,537 What? Okay, no. 327 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,791 Okay, Krahgg, please do not do this. You're terrible at illusions. 328 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,960 You really don't want everyone making fun of you. 329 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,295 The doubters always doubt. 330 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,422 Okay. 331 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,011 Illusion! 332 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,471 [LAUGHS] 333 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,557 [CROWD GASPS AND APPLAUDS] 334 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,476 Oh, you're doing it! You did it! 335 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:04,978 That's my cousin! 336 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,479 Bam! What the what? 337 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,774 Remember my name. 338 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,900 I am Krahgg-- 339 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,277 Ow! 340 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,866 Avert your eyes or feel my wrath! 341 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,371 Hey. Hey. Come on. Stop recording. 342 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,123 That guy's recording. 343 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,834 That's not cool, guy. 344 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,635 You know, I know I only said I would do this 345 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,765 to get out of going to prom with Willow, but I'm actually having fun. 346 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,102 There's my little man. 347 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,731 Willow, what are you doing here? 348 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,902 I figured if we can't go to prom together, we could not go together. 349 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,403 So... 350 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,365 I'm here to help fix Swanny. 351 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,158 Well, you good with a wrench? 352 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,454 Nothing fits better in my hand. 353 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,791 -Except Joey's hand. -Oh, no. STYLE ::cue() 354 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,795 [CLICKING] 355 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,922 Well, have fun, kids. 356 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,466 Willow, don't keep him out too late. 357 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:27,602 Once upon a time, our daughter Liv wrote a song called "True Love." 358 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,896 [APPLAUSE] 359 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,192 [SONG PLAYS] 360 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,657 ♪ If I could do it all over ♪ 361 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,493 ♪ Baby, I'd do it different ♪ 362 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:49,249 ♪ Maybe I wouldn't be here In this position ♪ 363 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,043 ♪ I found you and I lost you ♪ 364 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,921 ♪ Looking back is torture ♪ 365 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,966 ♪ And it hurts to know I let you go ♪ 366 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,677 ♪ You live right around the corner ♪ 367 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,847 ♪ And I could have had it all Could have had it all ♪ 368 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,808 ♪ True love I know I had it ♪ 369 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,686 ♪ True love was so hard to find ♪ 370 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,063 ♪ True love If I could get it back ♪ 371 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,608 ♪ I'd never let it go this time ♪ 372 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,112 ♪ If I knew then what I do now ♪ 373 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,656 ♪ I'd be with you tonight ♪ 374 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,576 ♪ If I knew then what I do now ♪ 375 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,828 ♪ We'd be all right ♪ 376 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,748 ♪ I could have had it all Could have had it all ♪ 377 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,834 ♪ Could have had it all Could have had it all ♪ 378 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,670 ♪ True love I know I had it ♪ 379 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,505 ♪ True love was so hard to find ♪ 380 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:38,715 ♪ Could have had it all ♪ 381 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,009 -♪ True love ♪ -♪ If I could get it back ♪ 382 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,761 ♪ I'd never let it go this time ♪ 383 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,429 ♪ I'd never let it go ♪ 384 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,223 -♪ True love is an inspiration ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 385 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,185 ♪ True love It was mine, all mine ♪ 386 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:54,022 ♪ True love, yeah If I could get it back ♪ 387 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:57,859 ♪ I'd never let it go this time ♪ 388 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:03,531 ♪ I'd never let it go this time ♪ 389 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:08,953 ♪ True love ♪ 390 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,998 [APPLAUSE] 391 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,125 Thank you. 392 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,002 Whoo! 393 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,715 Thank you, Liv. 394 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,594 And a special thank-you to the Ridgewood Ballroom Dancing Club 395 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,429 for making the rest of us look bad. 396 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,435 I packed you some snacks and crow food for the bus. 397 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:38,817 Krahgg the Insidious would like to thank you for a magical three days. 398 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:41,945 Yeah. No problem. It was definitely... 399 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,116 an interesting experience for us as well. 400 00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:51,454 And Auntie Karen says you're super excited to escort me to my prom in two weeks. 401 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:54,332 You--? To your prom? Mom? 402 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,293 Uh... Well... 403 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,170 -Mom? -You see... 404 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:01,631 Illusion! 405 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:04,843 [COUGHS] 406 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:08,805 [CHUCKLES] 407 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,557 Now, that's insidious.