1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,921 [SIGHS] 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,340 This is really nice. The four of us, hanging out. 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,926 I feel like we should do this a lot more often. 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,262 Wait. We're all together? 5 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:13,513 Where are Mom and Dad? 6 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:14,889 Disperse. Disperse! 7 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,184 Get out before mom calls a-- 8 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Family meeting ♪ 9 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,355 ♪ Family meeting ♪ 10 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,065 [AIR HORN BLARES] 11 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:27,235 This is what we get for trying to be a normal family. 12 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,031 All right, you all know the rules for family meeting. 13 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,490 There is a shot clock. 14 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,701 Keep your comments under 10 seconds or... 15 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,327 [HORN BLARES] 16 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,956 We have a situation that effects two of you, 17 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,499 so let me explain. 18 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,711 Liv, do you remember how excited we all were 19 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:45,795 when you were cast in 20 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,173 ♪ Sing it loud! ♪ 21 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:51,384 and you had to race out to Hollywood because filming was starting? 22 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:55,722 Hmm, the best day of my life? Yeah, no. I think I remember. 23 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:59,434 Well, in all of the excitement it seems we forgot a few things. 24 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:03,146 Yeah. Your hairbrush. [CHUCKLES] Your sunscreen. 25 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,399 The fact that you didn't do your final project for sixth grade. 26 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,484 [LAUGHS] 27 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,653 Wait, what? You mean, like I never finished sixth grade? 28 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,365 Well, I just found out this morning. You see, [CHUCKLES] 29 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,617 as vice principal I'm in charge of making sure 30 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,161 that everyone's academic transcripts are up to date. 31 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,539 But it'll be fine because the school says you can complete the project now. 32 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,708 [LAUGHS] Classic. 33 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,753 Liv has homework that's five years late. 34 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,880 KAREN: Actually, Liv... 35 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:32,467 the teacher says that to pass the sixth grade, 36 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,553 you have to finish the project in class. 37 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,515 [LAUGHS] 38 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,808 What are you saying? 39 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,226 Liv... 40 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,728 you have to go back to the sixth grade. 41 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,813 What? 42 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,691 [LAUGHS] Oh, I didn't think it could get any better. 43 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,567 And then it did! 44 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,569 [HORN BLARES] 45 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,572 I am not going back to the sixth grade. 46 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:58,451 Well, then you are not going to graduate high school. 47 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:00,870 Wait... 48 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,456 You said this effected two of us. Who's the other? 49 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,459 Oh, please say Joey has to go back to kindergarten. 50 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,461 Yes, please say that. 51 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,213 I loved it there. 52 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,133 No, this isn't about Joey. 53 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,051 Parker, it's about you. 54 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,556 So, Parker, Liv has to go back to the sixth grade, um... 55 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,765 in your class. 56 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,225 LIV & PARKER: What? 57 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,811 [JOEY & MADDIE LAUGHING] 58 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:27,897 JOEY & MADDIE: Best family meeting ever! 59 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,694 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 60 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,904 ♪ B--B--Better in stereo ♪ 61 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,073 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 62 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,284 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh no ♪ 63 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,119 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 64 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,496 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 65 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,790 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 66 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,876 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 67 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,253 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 68 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,838 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 69 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,257 ♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪ 70 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,217 ♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪ 71 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,428 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 72 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,972 ♪ All I want to do is go go go ♪ 73 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,975 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪ 74 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,227 ♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪ 75 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,606 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 76 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,859 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪ 77 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,153 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 78 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,863 ♪ But we both know ♪ 79 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:19,199 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 80 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,498 Hi. 81 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,626 Hello. [CHUCKLES] 82 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,336 So I'm the new kid. 83 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:34,172 Don't mind me, I'm just gonna try and fit in. [CHUCKLES] 84 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,466 Don't be shy, Liv. 85 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,510 Hey, everybody... 86 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:43,139 Let's give my sister a proper sixth grade welcome. 87 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,224 -Oh. -Ready? 88 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,308 Fire! 89 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,393 [SQUEALS] 90 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,519 [GRUNTS] 91 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,397 [CHUCKLES] 92 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,317 I had to make the best of this very humiliating situation, 93 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,946 so I decided if you're gonna be in sixth grade, you better be... 94 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,322 in sixth grade. 95 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,662 I am one of you! 96 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,212 Yes, I am the Spit Wad Queen! 97 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,132 Miss Rooney? 98 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,466 Woah! Oh! 99 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,301 Hi, Mrs. Snodgrass. 100 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,930 Well, I see you're still not mature enough for sixth grade. 101 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,058 Mrs. Snodgrass always hated me. 102 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,102 When I was in sixth grade the first time, 103 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,813 I accidentally called her Mrs. Snotgrass. 104 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,481 [LAUGHS] 105 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,817 What? It was an accident. I swear. 106 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,739 If you're done with your little mini riot, 107 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,658 would it be all right if I began educating? 108 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,914 Oh, Parker. Thank you so much for saving me a seat. 109 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,002 Sorry, sis, but you've dug yourself a pretty deep hole. 110 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,254 I'm gonna need to keep my distance. 111 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,924 Ooh, that's cold, Dr. P. STYLE ::cue() 112 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,011 The man speaks the truth. 113 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,179 You're poison. 114 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,263 Oh! 115 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,313 Oh. Samantha, yeah. 116 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:16,816 You have two tardies this week. One more and you'll see me in detention. 117 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,777 I just got my second tardy last period. 118 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,029 -[LAUGHS] -How did you know that? 119 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,156 I see all. 120 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,160 After Liv's academic record slipped through the cracks, 121 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:30,455 I realized how out of date Ridgewood High is. 122 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:34,751 So I brought in the most sophisticated computer mind in Wisconsin. 123 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,127 That would be me. 124 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:39,964 I built this super-tiny chip that holds all the power of the internet. 125 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,008 I offered to implant it in Mom's eyeball, 126 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,176 she said no. 127 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,636 [SCOFFS] Coward. 128 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,681 So instead I attached it to these glasses. 129 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,559 Introducing Omnispecs. 130 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,019 It's a supercomputer... 131 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,229 [GLASSES BOOTING UP] 132 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,438 ...on my face. 133 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,275 Oh! Isaac. Yeah. 134 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,903 Your library books are five days overdue. Return them. 135 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:05,448 And thank you for using the school library. [LAUGHS] 136 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,119 Oh! Hi, kids. 137 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,663 Hey! Welcome to team glasses, Mom. 138 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,540 Yeah, you're in good company. 139 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,167 Clark Kent, Harry Potter, and Waldo... 140 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,252 If you can find him. 141 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,336 [CHUCKLES] 142 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,089 Your glasses help you see the world. 143 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,049 My glasses help me rule the world. 144 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,093 -[BEEPING] -Oh. Uh-oh. 145 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,387 Emergency in the biology lab. The mice got out. 146 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,015 Oh dear. I need someone with lightning quick reflexes. 147 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,934 -Maddie, you're with me. Come on. -Need my help, Mom? 148 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,229 Umm... 149 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,648 She needs you to hold my jacket. 150 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,151 Yay! I'm useful. 151 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,699 Hey! Nice Letterman jacket. 152 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,617 I don't know what that is. 153 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,036 [GIGGLES] 154 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,329 Ah, a jock with a sense of humor. 155 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,833 A jock? What, are you new here? 156 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,210 Actually, yeah. It's my first day. 157 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,295 And I'm guessing 158 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:03,965 they don't just give out Letterman jackets to someone if they're not a jock. 159 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,176 Which is good, because I'm really into jocks. 160 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,511 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] You're touching me. 161 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,349 She thinks I'm a jock. 162 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,227 A gentleman would correct this misunderstanding. 163 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,688 That's me! I'm a jock. 164 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,440 And I'm also a Joey. 165 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,900 I'm Kennedy. 166 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,651 See you around sometime, Joey Jock. 167 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,571 Yep. Probably at one of my sports games. 168 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,825 Whoo! Bio lab crisis adverted. 169 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,162 Who cares? A cute girl just talked to me. 170 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,331 Really? Why would she do that? 171 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,794 -'Cause she thinks I'm a jock. -What? Is she new here? 172 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:44,506 Yes! And she doesn't know any better. The clock is ticking, Maddie. 173 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,882 Make me a jock, please? 174 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,595 Okay, Joey, it is a horrible idea to pretend to be someone you're not. 175 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,098 I know. I know, but I've got a plan. 176 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,601 I'm gonna fool her until she finds me irresistible 177 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:57,811 and then I'm gonna say, 178 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,022 "Surprise! I'm a tricky rascal." Isn't that cute? 179 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:09,656 I see you've all had the chance to meet our newest student, 180 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,824 Liv Rooney. 181 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:16,079 She's a young woman who thought running off to Hollywood 182 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,998 was more important than her academic commitments. 183 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,126 [SNICKERS] Well, you see, about that-- 184 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,295 Miss Rooney, you did not raise your hand. 185 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:27,173 Perhaps you've forgotten how sixth grade works. 186 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,594 This week is group projects week. 187 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:35,557 Each group will perform part of a classic Shakespeare play. 188 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,725 Oh! 189 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,560 I love Shakespeare. 190 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,438 You also love talking when you aren't called on. 191 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,441 Yes, Evan? 192 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:49,195 Perhaps Liv could benefit from a trip to the attitude adjustment chair. 193 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,907 STUDENTS: Ooh! 194 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,075 [LAUGHS] 195 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,453 No. No. Please, Mrs. Snodgrass, not the chair. 196 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,746 I swear, I can be better. 197 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,499 Sit. And think about who is to blame for this. 198 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:06,629 STUDNENTS: Ooh! 199 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:19,184 All right, students, pick your partners for the group project. 200 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,436 We'll take the new kid. 201 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,648 I was so touched that Parker wanted to be in a group with me. 202 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,693 [GIGGLES] Greatest little brother ever. 203 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:32,989 I hate presentations, but I knew Liv would do all the work. 204 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,074 I'm no dummy. 205 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,117 You don't see me failing sixth grade. 206 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,287 All right, Miss Hollywood. 207 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,956 Your little brother has taken pity on you. 208 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,292 You may retake your seat. 209 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:47,212 Yay! Thank you so much, Mrs. Snotgrass. 210 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,965 Excuse me? 211 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,885 STUDENTS: Ooh! 212 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,847 [CLEARS THROAT] 213 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,266 "I have no one to blame but myself." STYLE ::cue() 214 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,274 All right, Joey. Come on out and show me your jock look. 215 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,447 Wanna see my guns? 216 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:19,494 Hey, Joey. Your arms actually have pretty good definition. 217 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,997 Thank you. It's from holding up all my medals on my Starfleet outfit. 218 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,711 I know it's a bit of an uphill battle trying to turn Joey into a jock, 219 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,587 but ever since Diggie, uh, packed up 220 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,841 I've had a lot of time to waste on lost causes. 221 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:36,219 And I mean, it really doesn't get any more lost than Joey. 222 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,303 [SIGHS] 223 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,305 Sweet, simple Joey. 224 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,351 So, now it's time to work on your jock walk. 225 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,270 Show me how you walk to class. Go. 226 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,983 Okay. 227 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,069 Okay, uh... What was that? Looked like you were, maybe, 228 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,488 -running away from someone. -Running away? 229 00:10:55,905 --> 00:11:00,577 I'm running to Mrs. Reifsnider's German class. 230 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,620 First one there gets strudel. 231 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,790 [CLEARS THROAT] All right. 232 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,460 So a jock walks with swagger, 233 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,544 confidence. 234 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,087 Never in a hurry. 235 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,883 Nothing starts until the jock gets there. So... 236 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,051 [EXHALES] 237 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,135 Watch me. 238 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:20,889 S'up? 239 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,435 Now, you can add a quarter smile or a half smile, 240 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,604 but never a full smile. 241 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,688 Start over there. 242 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,449 S'up? [LAUGHS] 243 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,327 How'd I do? 244 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,288 Um... Well, if the goal was slow motion serial killer, 245 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,540 I think your mission was accomplished. 246 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,044 Okay, now we are on to jock speak. 247 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,921 [EXHALES] 248 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:56,091 -You going to the game this weekend, brah? -Nope. Super busy. 249 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,969 I'm working on a chem project that is quite a pickle! 250 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,432 -I knew that was wrong soon as I said it. -Yeah. 251 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,355 So I was thinking I'd switch from a 2-3 zone 252 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,650 to more of a man-to-man press. 253 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,360 What do you think? 254 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,736 You're the king. 255 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,907 Do what you gotta do, Jack. 256 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,912 You know, a lot of wives tune their husbands out. 257 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,415 How did I get so lucky? 258 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,167 Ooh, I was dealt a great hand. 259 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,377 Thanks, honey. 260 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,172 So? 261 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,633 How was your first day of sixth grade? 262 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,884 Oh, it was so great! 263 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,095 I taught all of the girls how to take a proper selfie. 264 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,015 -Oh. -I was goalie in crab soccer. 265 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,933 And then at the end of the day 266 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,811 all of the kids rallied together and gave me a big hug. 267 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,895 Oh! 268 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,155 [SCREAMS] 269 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,907 What? 270 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:06,661 Nothing. I just wish we knew someone who could tell the rest of us what to do 271 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,788 on this theater and acting project. 272 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:14,002 Ooh! I played Little Orphan Annie at my mom's co-op production. 273 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,260 Uh, I mean, 274 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,013 huh, it's a conundrum. 275 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,894 I was thinking we could do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. 276 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,354 Genius! 277 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,481 Leaping lizards! 278 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,234 You're smart enough to be a seventh grader. 279 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,111 Stop. 280 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,031 I knew they were manipulating me, but I didn't care. 281 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,075 I just wanted to blow Snodgrass away. 282 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,536 And honestly, if that was the best performance they could put on, 283 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,372 I was better off doing it myself. 284 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,044 S'up? 285 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,462 S'up? 286 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,798 S'up? 287 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,258 You know, just taking my sweet time. I'm a jock. 288 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,011 Nothing starts until I get there. [CLICKS TONGUE] 289 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,347 Oh, hey, brah-- I mean... 290 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,392 Grah-- I mean... [LAUGHS] 291 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,894 Hey, Kennedy. 292 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,145 Hey, Joey. What's up? 293 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,815 Oh, you know, just chillin', basketball drillin'. 294 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,234 Jock stuff. Jocking out. 295 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,947 We should, uh... We should chitty-chitty hang-hang. 296 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,199 I'd love to. How about tonight? 297 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,992 We can watch the game together at your place. 298 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,538 Oh, right. That big sports ball... 299 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,500 Game. [LAUGHS] Why would you--? Why would you wanna watch that? 300 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,877 Isn't this game enough right here? 301 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,713 [GIGGLES] I'll be over for tip off. 302 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,589 Oh, okay. Yeah. 303 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,135 Hey! How'd it go? 304 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,346 Terrible! Kennedy wants to watch the big game at our house tonight 305 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,223 and I've already used up all the sporty words I know. 306 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,101 I can't do this! What am I gonna do? 307 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,478 Okay. I think the first thing you're gonna do 308 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,023 is stop screaming in that whiny, high-pitched voice. 309 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,733 [HIGH-PITCHED] Sorry! 310 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,277 [DEEP VOICE] I can't do this! What am I gonna do? STYLE ::cue() 311 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,158 [SPARSE APPLAUSE] 312 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,617 Well... 313 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,787 Thank you, Bobby, Lindsay, Jenny, Mark, 314 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,875 for turning A Midsummer Night's Dream into a midafternoon nightmare. 315 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,047 All right, let's see. Parker, Reggie, Evan... 316 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,840 Liv, you're up. 317 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,386 We hope you enjoy Romeo and Juliet. 318 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,597 Kindly silence all devices. 319 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,641 -I'm off the grid. -[PHONE BUZZES] 320 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,435 My mom's gonna freak out. 321 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,316 O Romeo, Romeo! 322 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,193 Wherefore art thou Romeo? 323 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:51,034 With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls. 324 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,703 A thousand times good night! 325 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,165 A thousand times the worse, to want thy light. 326 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,212 Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, 327 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,340 that I shall say good night till it be morrow. 328 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,971 Nailed it! 329 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,599 They say playing two parts is tough, but... 330 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,142 whatever. 331 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,270 -Liv, that was exceptional. -Thank you. 332 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,772 I'm giving the group an F. 333 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:21,940 ALL: What? 334 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,734 The point of a group exercise 335 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:28,279 is for the group to work on the presentation as a group. 336 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,906 -What... -Liv did everything. 337 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,658 All you boys did was stand there. 338 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,619 You think that curtain just opened itself? 339 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,833 Please, Mrs. Snodgrass, don't blame them. This was all my fault. 340 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,252 Oh, I'm sorry. All my grades are final. 341 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,379 I feel flushed. 342 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,881 I think I'm gonna faint. 343 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,468 Okay. Please, give us another chance. 344 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:54,931 I mean, don't you always say, "Look for the teachable moment"? 345 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,767 Oh, I do always say that. 346 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,353 Fine, one more chance. 347 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,940 Make it work, or summer school for all of you. 348 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,191 And fair warning... 349 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,986 I'm not as easygoing in the summer. 350 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,865 I can't be here over the summer. 351 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,702 July's when Mother promised I could finally watch television. 352 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,537 Fix this, woman! 353 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,628 All right, Liv, what do we do? 354 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,839 Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 355 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,008 We are not putting all of this on me again. 356 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,552 We're not doing any of this, "We don't know what we're doing," 357 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,305 "Huh, it's a conundrum" Stuff again. 358 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,517 No, see, Mrs. Snodgrass said that we need to work together as a group. 359 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:43,521 And I know you can rock that Shakespeare stuff at least as hard as I did, so... 360 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,149 -Who's got an idea? -Ooh, I've got an idea! 361 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,234 Yes! Brilliant. Reggie, what's your idea? 362 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,653 I think we should do what you say. 363 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,738 Heh! 364 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:56,034 You're not understanding this at all. 365 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,286 I am not, Dr. P. 366 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,748 Perhaps we should work as a unit 367 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:05,669 and come up with a presentation that showcases all of our talents. 368 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,212 Ooh! 369 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,047 Let's do what he said. 370 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,841 Seriously? 371 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,302 Oh, this is gonna be such a long night. 372 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,429 Better not be. 373 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,598 My bedtime's 5:30. 374 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,145 -Oh, yes! -Point--goal! Ha! 375 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,355 [BOTH LAUGH] 376 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,439 Yeah. 377 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,816 [SIGHS] 378 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:31,486 It's such a great game. What do you think is gonna happen next? 379 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,822 Uh... 380 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,700 They want Lebron... 381 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,951 on the wing. 382 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,287 JOEY: They want Lebron on the wing. 383 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,997 Yes. 384 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,668 We had parker swipe the chip from mom's Omnispecs 385 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,920 and install it into my glasses 386 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,964 so Maddie could tell me what to say. 387 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,050 Right, 'cause he really doesn't know what to say about sports... 388 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,803 Or girls, or life, or... 389 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,097 Anything other than slaying pretend dragons. 390 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,516 Okay, the day the dragons come back, 391 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,270 you are going to be so glad that you have a level-90 necromancer 392 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,355 -in your house. -No, I will never be glad. 393 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,817 Oh, oh, Lebron is money from there. 394 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,696 You can't stop him. You can only hope to contain him. 395 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,907 Wow, you really know your stuff. 396 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,534 Yeah, I do. 397 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,953 Uh, no, he doesn't. 398 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,038 [CHUCKLES, SNORTS] 399 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,374 Oh. Take it to the hole. 400 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,585 -and boom goes the dynamite! -Yes! 401 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,254 -Exclamation point! -[LAUGHS] 402 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,258 [SIGHS] Hey, honey. 403 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,219 Hey, Mom. I thought it was mahjong night. 404 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:41,431 Oh, well, it is. But I was hoping for a competitive advantage, 405 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,684 and the chip is missing from my Omnispecs. 406 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,728 Wow! That's so weird. 407 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,272 You know, you should probably go look for that thing 408 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,067 somewhere else that's not here or the living room. 409 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,237 Maddie Rooney, did you steal the Omni from my specs? 410 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,990 Okay, so I put it in Joey's glasses 411 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,284 to help him pretend to be a jock to get a girl. 412 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,744 Maddie! 413 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,621 I'm having such a great time tonight. 414 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,998 -So am-- -[SPECS BEEP] STYLE ::cue() 415 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,958 [SHRIEKS] 416 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,170 Joseph Rooney, you are a handsome, wonderful boy 417 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,632 who can get a girl without trickery! 418 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,593 -What's going on? -Um, uh, something's in my eye, 419 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,721 and I would really like it to be out of my eye! 420 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:22,806 -[BEEPING] -Mom, stop. 421 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,933 The camera mode is overloading the circuit. 422 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,352 -I want him to believe in himself! -Mom! 423 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,398 Joey, you're smoking. 424 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,566 Ooh, thanks, lil' mama. 425 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,151 You're pretty smoking yourself. 426 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,446 No, your glasses are smoking! 427 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:39,948 Aah, aah! 428 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,200 I'm on fire! I'm on fire! 429 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,586 You're not really a jock, are you? 430 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,005 What gave it away? 431 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,717 I was thinking it was probably everything. 432 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,928 Why'd you lie to me? 433 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,806 I'm sorry. I just thought that if I could get you to hang out with me, 434 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,350 you would like the real Joey. 435 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,352 Okay, that's really messed up, 436 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,604 but kind of cute. 437 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,815 I'll give it a shot. 438 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,984 Okay, tell me something about the real Joey. 439 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:19,404 Well, I'm a level-90 necromancer... 440 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,576 You know, when the dragons come back, you're gonna be sorry. 441 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,706 Now that we've established 442 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,710 that there are special rules for team "Hollywood," 443 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,962 let's suffer through their do-over. 444 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,382 [HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 445 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,720 ♪ But soft what light through yonder window breaks ♪ 446 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,514 ♪ B-B-B-Breaks. ♪ 447 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:49,225 ♪ N-N-N-Nailed it. ♪ 448 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:52,687 ♪ It is the east and Juliet is the sun ♪ 449 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,359 ♪ O Romeo ♪ 450 00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,987 ♪ R-R-R-Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo ♪ 451 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,614 ♪ Art thou not a Montague ♪ 452 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,949 ♪ You know girl I'm into you ♪ 453 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,284 [GASPS] 454 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,204 REGGIE: ♪ Oh snap things just got real ♪ 455 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,083 ♪ Parting is such sweet sorrow ♪ 456 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,669 ♪ Sicka-sicka-sorrow ♪ 457 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,296 ♪ I shall say goodnight Till it be morrow ♪ 458 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,092 And then my mom says they go to heaven 459 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,968 and play with my dog, Buttermilk. 460 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,346 Boom! 461 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,515 ALL: Romeo and Juliet. 462 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,730 So, what'd you think? 463 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,149 Congratulations, you passed. 464 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,985 Yes! Thank you so much, Mrs. Snotgrass. 465 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,613 Snodgrass! I meant Snodgrass! 466 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,449 I'll let it sicka-sicka-slide. 467 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,201 Snodgrass, out. 468 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,836 -I am so glad to be done with sixth grade. -I bet. 469 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,089 Oh, and I guess I really don't need this Shakespearean hat anymore. 470 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,882 -Here. -Whoo! 471 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,259 Lookie here. 472 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,433 Hey, nice hat. 473 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:14,019 -Do you like Shakespeare? -Yeah, right. 474 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,355 Because I'm really into guys who like Shakespeare. 475 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,107 [GIGGLES] 476 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,817 Heard of Romeo? 477 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,485 They call me Joe-meo. 478 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,614 Let's talk about it over lunch, milady.