1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,920 Dinner is served! 2 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,548 Hey, where is everyone? 3 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,384 Ah, who cares? More chicken bites for me! 4 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,468 [KAREN GIGGLES] 5 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:12,762 [CRUNCHES] 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,182 [WHINES] 7 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:17,892 [SPITS] 8 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,521 Oh, great googa-mooga, what is this? 9 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,899 It's meatless soy-ken wings 10 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,610 with compassionate cashew barbecue sauce. 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:32,615 Yup. Mom says meat's off the menu until I get my cholesterol down. 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,035 Why do you think everyone else has boycotted dinner? 13 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:40,874 Well, if the choice is saving dad or saving dinner, I vote dinner. 14 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,209 I'm with Parker. 15 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,294 [CHUCKLES] 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,087 Give meatless a chance. 17 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,132 You haven't tried my simulated sausage snaps. 18 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,592 [CHUCKLES] 19 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,886 -[RUSTLING] -Who is that? 20 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,389 Huh. [GASPS] 21 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,266 Cindy Dippledorf. 22 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:01,436 What is that too-good-to-say-hello-to-me in-the-grocery-store snob 23 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:03,229 doing in my backyard? 24 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,359 [RUSTLING] 25 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,402 -Well, hello, Cindy. -[CINDY CHUCKLES] 26 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,280 What a pleasure it is to see you trespassing in my backyard. 27 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,616 Well, fix your front gate. 28 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,076 [CHUCKLES] 29 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,745 I just came by to give you your... 30 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,164 Whatever this hot mess is. 31 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:25,168 Oh, it's my poet tree for poetry. 32 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,962 -It's a clever play on the word... -I get it. 33 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:33,134 I thought the neighborhood needed a place for people to express themselves, 34 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,428 so I gave a dead tree new life 35 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,556 by inviting neighbors to attach poems to the branches. 36 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,975 And the poet tree was born. 37 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,311 [LAUGHS] The kids love it. 38 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,271 There once was a lady named Mom, 39 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,899 who said poetry was, quote, "Da bomb." 40 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,401 She thought we'd be stoked 41 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,985 to pin poems to the oak. 42 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,822 ALL: But, she could not have been more da wrong. 43 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:55,949 Good job, guys. 44 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,410 I didn't think we could pull it off. [CHUCKLES] 45 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,870 Now don't slay the messenger, sweetie, 46 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:05,166 but the neighborhood consortium thinks your poet tree is a horrible eyesore. 47 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:09,004 Second only to that unfortunate mustard color you painted your house. 48 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,426 So you just decided to rip it out of my front yard? 49 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,386 Thanks for understanding. 50 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,721 -Toodles! -[STAMMERS] 51 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,100 ALL: Ooh! 52 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,687 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 53 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,814 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 54 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,025 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 55 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,235 ♪ I lace up my high tops oh, no ♪ 56 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,070 ♪ Slam dunk ♪ ♪ Ready or not ♪ 57 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,822 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 58 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,700 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 59 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,036 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 60 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,204 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 61 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,789 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 62 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,167 ♪ When you say yeah ♪ 63 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,210 ♪ I say no ♪ 64 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,212 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 65 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,923 ♪ All I wanna do Is go, go, go ♪ 66 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,926 ♪ You, you the other half of me, me ♪ 67 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,346 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 68 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,557 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 69 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,810 ♪ You, you, The better half of me, me ♪ 70 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,146 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 71 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,856 ♪ But we both know ♪ 72 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,150 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 73 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,782 [JOEY SHOUTING] Attention! 74 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,576 Intergalactic council members! 75 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,454 Ro-bat has arrived! 76 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,414 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] 77 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,500 [SCREECHES] 78 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,087 The intergalactic council are like-minded individuals 79 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,215 sworn to uphold the purity of sci-fi and fantasy. 80 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,176 It's like Comic-Con, but we get together one Saturday a month, 81 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:41,221 because we cannot wait a whole year to put on our costumes. 82 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,889 [MIMICS GAS HISSING] 83 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,186 Hear ye, hear ye. 84 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,398 As all-powerful chairman of the intergalactic council, 85 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,857 earth chapter, U.S. Subchapter, 86 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,527 Wisconsin sub-subchapter, Stevens Point micro-subchapter, 87 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,529 I call this meeting to order! 88 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,907 I thank you all for gathering on this fine Saturday 89 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,118 where we can meet far from the judgmental eyes 90 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,203 of our un-costumed classmates. 91 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,040 I bring magnificent news. 92 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,835 Our campaign of emailing, texting, and general annoyance 93 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,087 has finally brought Hollywood to its knees. 94 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,423 Wait, for real? 95 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:20,510 A movie studio is paying attention to our humble micro-subchapter? 96 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,470 Yes, we have won the right 97 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,140 to choose a comic book character to make a cameo appearance 98 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,393 in The Revengers II: Rage of Folton. 99 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,938 I open the floor to nominations. 100 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:37,110 I, Joey Rooney of house Rooney, on Crane Street, 101 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,112 do nominate Ro-bat. 102 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:43,074 Half robot, half bat, all awesome. 103 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,576 [SCREECHING] 104 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,414 [RUMBLING SOUND] 105 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:54,419 Joseph Rooney, I despise you and all that you stand for, 106 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,921 but we do share a love of Ro-bat. 107 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,632 As well as candy bracelets and Mondays in September. STYLE ::cue() 108 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,969 So if there are no other objections... 109 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,430 GREEN-CLOAKED FIGURE:[DISTORTED] Stay your staff, good sir. 110 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,891 I, Orion, 111 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,935 defender of the Emerald Nebula, 112 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,854 also have a nomination. 113 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,566 You dare challenge Ro-bat, 114 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,569 mysterious cloaked figure with filtered monster voice? 115 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:24,491 Which, by the way, is awesome. How are you doing that, fella? 116 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,994 Reveal yourself, stranger. 117 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,122 [GASPS] 118 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:36,294 Tis I, Aubrey Banfield of house Banfield 119 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,422 on Fairhaven Drive, just off Main Street. 120 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,800 It's near the gas station. 121 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,761 A lady walks among us. 122 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,806 Artie, put it down in the minutes! 123 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,943 [DOOR CLOSES] What you doing, peeping Mom? 124 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,195 It's the Dippledorfs. 125 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,280 Ugh! What did they Dipple-do this time? 126 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,326 There is a catering truck, rented tables, flowers! 127 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,079 They are having another party that we're not invited to. 128 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:14,040 -[LAUGHS] That is so Dippledorfy. -Mm-hmm. 129 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,293 Mom is not the only one with Dippledorf drama. 130 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,087 Yeah, in third grade, 131 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,924 Holden Dippledorf stole my multi-colored goodbye puppy pen, 132 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,884 the one I used to write in my dream book. 133 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:30,974 I mean, sure, it's been seven years, but an elephant unicorn never forgets. 134 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,518 -[GASPS, CHUCKLES] This takes the cake. -[BEEPING] 135 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:37,731 Cindy is putting up an enormous bronze giraffe on her front lawn. 136 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,192 Oh, sure, that eyesore is okay, and yet she takes down my poet tree, 137 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,903 a brilliant oracle of literary genius. 138 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,991 All right, you know what? Enough is enough! 139 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,118 We need to take the giraffe by the neck! 140 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,037 -What do you think we should do? -What I just said. 141 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,289 Take the giraffe by the neck. 142 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:58,877 Holden took my pen, Cindy took your tree, we're gonna take their giraffe. 143 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,295 [SHOUTS] You mean steal it? 144 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,340 All right, why don't you say it just a little bit louder? 145 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,966 I don't think the entire neighborhood heard you. 146 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,260 Sorry, sorry. Let's do it. 147 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,305 But for the record, if anyone asks, I tried to talk you out of it. 148 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,639 Okay. 149 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,810 You hungry, Maddie? 150 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,897 We've got soy turkey and soy chicken. 151 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,858 Mmm! Mom's meatless muck. 152 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,778 No thanks, Dad. I think I'd rather just keep chewing on my pen. 153 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,947 Does it taste like real meat? 154 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,284 Give me that pen. [GNAWING WITH PLEASURE] 155 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,912 [CLANKING, THUDS] 156 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,664 Maddie, you won't believe this! 157 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,751 Can you ever just enter the room like a normal person? 158 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:43,171 No, I can only enter the room like an awesome person. 159 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,968 So I was installing new lighting to the Parker tunnel to the garage, 160 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,136 and guess what I found. 161 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,680 A life? 162 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,265 It's packed with bones down there. 163 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,017 I think they're prehistoric bird bones. 164 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,062 [LAUGHS, SNORTS] 165 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:04,192 That is one of the most ridiculous things I think I've ever heard in my life. 166 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,986 No, listen, there's a kid on the other side of town 167 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,906 who found archaeopteryx bones when his family was digging a pool! 168 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,325 Scientists came, validated the dig site, 169 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,411 and he got a free trip to archeology camp! 170 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,413 Are you serious? 171 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,249 Yeah! I mean, he turned it down, because he has a pool, but still! 172 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,501 -Right. -But can you imagine? 173 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,962 What if archaeopteryx lived right here under our house? 174 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,714 -Like you do? -Exactly! 175 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,591 You wanna help me dig? 176 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,887 I can't, Parker. I mean, I've gotta do my Algebra II homework, 177 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,349 I have to graph some parabolas, and take me to the bones! 178 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,314 Speak your mind, Lady Banfield. 179 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,317 Who is your nomination for The Revengers II? 180 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:52,157 My nomination is Smoochbot! 181 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,908 [BOYS GASP] 182 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:59,080 It's from the romantic graphic novel That's My Smoochbot. Ha! 183 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,419 Okay, clearly, this is some kind of joke. 184 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,713 [LAUGH] Smoochbot isn't even a real robot. 185 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,425 He's just a divorced guy pretending to be a robot nanny 186 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,385 so he can spend time with his kids. [LAUGHS] 187 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:16,056 There is no way the council will ever nominate Smoochbot. 188 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,349 Tell her, Artisan! 189 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,934 Smoochbot? Me likey. 190 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:25,482 All in favor of Smoochbot, as put forward by the ravishing Lady Banfield? 191 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,820 So say we all! Long live Smoochbot! 192 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,074 But this is our chance for intergalactic fame. 193 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:38,036 Are you saying you'd all just sell out your core values for a pretty face? 194 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,163 Yup, that's exactly what we're saying. 195 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,335 Fine. Then in accordance with council bylaws, 196 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,838 I wish to challenge Aubrey of house Banfield 197 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:50,882 to a sci-fight. 198 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:58,431 But there hasn't been a sci-fight in this council for three semesters. 199 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,142 Challenge accepted. STYLE ::cue() 200 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,645 Bat-boy. 201 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,606 Oh, it is so on. 202 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,402 Right after our scheduled juice break. 203 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,161 Okay. Whew! 204 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,871 Hoo! That's heavy. 205 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,666 That was completely irresponsible, but so much fun! 206 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,084 [CHUCKLES] 207 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,919 I was thinking the exact same thing. 208 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,087 We should take tennis together. 209 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,505 Don't ruin this, Mother. 210 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:36,219 Sorry, it just feels so good to get back at Cindy for getting rid of my poet tree. 211 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,888 Dare I say it's poetic justice? [LAUGHS] 212 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,726 Take that, you pen-stealing party-throwers. 213 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,602 We totally got away with it too. [KNOCKS] 214 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,730 [SCREAMS] It's the cops! We're going to jail! 215 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,648 Do something, Mom! Do something! 216 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,026 Okay, okay, okay. 217 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,279 -Get the door and be cool. -Okay. Wait... 218 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,366 Be cool? How can I be cool when there's a stolen giraffe in our living room 219 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,118 and Johnny Law is knocking at the door? 220 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,038 Chill, baby. Mama's got a plan. 221 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,541 -[GRUNTS] -Wow, Mom, a life of crime 222 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,293 is coming surprisingly easy to you. 223 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,921 -Oh yeah. -Hello, officer. 224 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,381 [LAUGHS] You're not the police. 225 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,342 Oh. Wait, Liv. 226 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,926 It's Holden Dippledorf, from across the street. 227 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,720 We didn't steal anything! 228 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,223 Oh! Holden! 229 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,600 [ANGRILY] Holden. 230 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,311 Yes! Hungry, hungry Holden who used to eat paste. 231 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,480 [LAUGH] I thought you went away to boarding school. 232 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,398 Well, I'm back for the weekend, 233 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,609 and I've cut my paste consumption way down. 234 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,319 [BOTH LAUGH] 235 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,528 Anyway, my mom has sent me over 236 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,406 to see if you guys have seen a giraffe statue around anywhere. 237 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,117 Why would we know anything about a giraffe? It's not like we stole it! 238 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,788 Of course you didn't, but you know how she is, 239 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,207 and she's watching me right now, 240 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,793 so just violently shake your heads "No," and I'll be on my way. 241 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,465 Okay, okay, not that violently. 242 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,676 -I don't want you to hurt yourselves. -[LIV CHUCKLES] 243 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,179 Gosh, we would sure hate to ruin your mom's big blowout party. 244 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,807 -We're not having a party. -Oh, right, you just have a giant tent, 245 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,017 caterers, and everybody in the neighborhood but us. 246 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,019 -Actually, it's a wake. -Oh. 247 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,482 I'm so sorry for your loss. 248 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,109 Yeah, my uncle died. 249 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,112 The giraffe statue was donated by the nation of Cameroon 250 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,572 to celebrate his life's work of protecting wildlife. 251 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,991 -Oh. -[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] 252 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,827 Is that all? 253 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,872 So you could see why my mom's so distraught over losing the statue. 254 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,458 Of course. Who would do such a wretched, wretched thing? 255 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,085 [CHUCKLES] 256 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:37,257 Well, not us, so we will just keep our eyes open for any Cameroonian giraffes. 257 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,427 Thanks. And if you see one from Kenya, that's not him. 258 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,178 [BOTH LAUGH] 259 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,305 -It's nice seeing you. -We didn't steal anything! 260 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,899 Huh. 261 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:59,529 This is weird, but I am not finding any prehistoric animal that ever existed 262 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,197 with 12 knuckles per finger. 263 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,201 Whoa. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 264 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,705 That we are putting these bones together wrong and that this animal never existed? 265 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,958 No, that we've discovered a new species. 266 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,170 Oh, I like your idea so much better! 267 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:20,425 We shall name our discovery the Parker-saurus. 268 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:26,473 Really? Because I was sort of thinking more in the range of Maddie-dactyl. 269 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:32,145 Tell you what. How about whoever finds the skull gets to name it? 270 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,148 Okay, you're on. And guess what. 271 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,193 You're gonna lose, because I'm gonna get to the tunnels first. 272 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,528 No fair! [DOOR CLOSES] 273 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:44,783 You're so fast. How will I ever catch up to you? 274 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,788 [SCOFFS] Amateur. 275 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,168 This is a three-round sci-fight. 276 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,380 Round one. Intergalactic thumb wrestling. 277 00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,756 Begin! 278 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,928 Thumb wrestling is a sport of strategy and stamina. 279 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,056 The last thumb-wrestling duel lasted... Oh, and Joey won. 280 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,768 [APPLAUSE] 281 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:16,398 Round two. Interstellar staring contest. 282 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,274 Blink and begin! 283 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,242 I could do this all day. 284 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:31,871 I do it every morning. With a crow that perches on my windowsill. 285 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,666 That's super weird. 286 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,835 Thank you. 287 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,509 -[BLOWS] -[WHIMPERS] He blinked! The loser blinked! 288 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,219 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] 289 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,432 Okay, let's get this giraffe back. 290 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,225 The party just went inside. 291 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,103 All right. Again, Mom, not a party, it's a wake. 292 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,481 Well, it still would've been nice to have been invited. 293 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,901 [STRAINING] All right, let's just count our blessings 294 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,863 he wasn't saving elephants, and help me pull. STYLE ::cue() 295 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,240 Oh. Oh! 296 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,616 Okay. 297 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,660 -Are we there? -Almost. 298 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,870 -Almost. -What you doing, guys? 299 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,163 [WOMEN GASP] 300 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,374 [THUDS] 301 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,423 [LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] 302 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,216 Hey, Holden. 303 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,344 [LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] 304 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,599 I can still see you. 305 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,684 [SIGHS] I know. 306 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,358 [WOMEN LAUGH NERVOUSLY] 307 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,443 So I know this looks really bad, 308 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,570 but I promise there is a good explanation. 309 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,781 Yeah, there is, and you should tell him. 310 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,658 -Okay. What? -I'll get snacks. 311 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,874 [LAUGHS] So, what happened is... 312 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,292 You guys stole the giraffe. 313 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,170 Yes, we did, and, Holden, I'm so sorry. 314 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,172 We had no idea that we were ruining your uncle's wake. 315 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,256 Oh please. 316 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,927 My mom's shadow-puppet tribute to life on the Serengeti ruined that wake. 317 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,303 [LAUGHS] 318 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,556 -This is fun. [CHUCKLES] -You're not mad? 319 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,308 You're not mad? 320 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,313 That's kind of unexpected. 321 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,899 He's still a pen-stealing jerk. 322 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:27,237 He's just kind of a cute pen-stealing jerk. 323 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,697 [GIGGLES] 324 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,573 My uncle would've loved it. 325 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,951 Look, you gotta get that thing back before the wake ends. 326 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,327 Okay, can we have your help, though? 327 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,329 Come on, get in there, hot and hungry Holden. 328 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,414 [CHUCKLES] 329 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,458 I thought it was "Hungry, hungry Holden." 330 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,545 What? No. Yes, what it is. That's your name. That's what I said. 331 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,382 Let's go! 332 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:54,389 Still no skull, but at least 15 limbs! 333 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,101 The Parker-saurus must have been a brainless stomach with claws. 334 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,270 [RUSTLING] What's that? 335 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,272 [CRUNCHES] 336 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,988 Dad? 337 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,911 Why do you have a bucket of Ribs from Fast Al's Greasy Food Hut? 338 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,205 And why are you eating it out here? 339 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,960 I can't take another bite of your mom's fakey food meat stuff. 340 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,131 So I'm sneak-eating the real thing out here. 341 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:33,845 Dad, are you burying the bones to hide the evidence? 342 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,181 Dogs do it. 343 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,436 Huh! He's burying them right above the tunnel 344 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,064 where I discovered these prehistoric bird bones. 345 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:48,985 Huh! Which are beginning to look more and more like chicken and rib bones 346 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,695 that dad has gnawed clean. 347 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,995 For our final challenge to determine which character 348 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,582 will get the cameo in The Revengers II: Rage of Folton, 349 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,502 Is the interplanetary mind meld. 350 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,253 [SNAPS] Minions! 351 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,841 Aha! 352 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:15,345 Who looks like a genius for making these in study hall now? 353 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:17,972 All right, 354 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:23,311 I'm thinking of a number between one and 7,600,058. 355 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:26,272 Aubrey, you and your perfect little turned-up nose go first. 356 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,402 -Four. -Correct! You are the victor! [LAUGHS] 357 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:33,071 Oh, wait, Joey gets a turn. 358 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,491 -Joseph. -Um, four... 359 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,743 Wrong! Aubrey is the winner! 360 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,122 Smoochbot reigns supreme! [CHEERING] 361 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,042 Celebrate in my arms. 362 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,129 [SCREECHES] 363 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,466 Have you all forgotten why we became members 364 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,760 of the intergalactic council in the first place? 365 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,389 Because we believe in honor and loyalty. 366 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,142 Because we are the defenders of the fantastic! 367 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,644 Yeah, there are those who mock us, 368 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:08,398 call us nerds, geeks, weirdos, 369 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,027 like our brothers, sisters, cool second-cousins, 370 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,446 neighborhood crossing guards. 371 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,239 Pretty much everyone else. 372 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,242 But do you also wanna be called "Sellouts"? 373 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,744 I think not! 374 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,079 And so I say to you today, 375 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,666 stand fast and stand by Ro-bat. 376 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,044 Because he would stand by you. 377 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,005 Ro-bat! Ro-bat! 378 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,007 [CHANTING] Ro-bat, Ro-bat. 379 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,425 Ro-bat. 380 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,677 I just messaged the head of the studio. 381 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,430 He said, "We'll put Smoochbot in the movie. 382 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,890 Never text me again." 383 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,684 Victory is ours! 384 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,436 [WEAKLY] But we... 385 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,063 Ro-bat. 386 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,273 [SCREECHES WEAKLY] 387 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,985 Sorry, Joey, can't win them all... 388 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,196 [CHUCKLES] ...or in your case, any. 389 00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,200 Don't you agree, Aubrey, winner of my six alien hearts? 390 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,409 [MIMICS HEARTBEATS] 391 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,749 Joey, I've been called weird ever since I was a little girl. STYLE ::cue() 392 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,085 That happens when you have your own cloak of mystery 393 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,003 and [DISTORTED] monster voice filter. 394 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,338 [CLICKS] 395 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:19,511 So thank you for standing up for what it really means to be a true fan. 396 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,846 -[CHUCKLES] You're welcome. -[BOTH LAUGH] 397 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,475 But seriously, that monster-voice filter is the coolest thing ever. 398 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,977 Really? You think it's cool? 399 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,939 Does an electro-hyper-bot have two processing cores? 400 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,857 Uh, yeah, it does. 401 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:33,942 [BOTH GIGGLE] 402 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,486 No! But... But... 403 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,697 But I got Smoochbot in the movie! 404 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,450 You sure did, buddy. [CHUCKLES] 405 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,744 Minions! Record it in the minutes. 406 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,123 Artie is on team Smoochbot. 407 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,917 [LAUGHS] Walking-out-with-a-girl burn! 408 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,461 [LAUGHS, SCREECHING] 409 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,296 [WAILS] 410 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,509 Joey... Wait. I wanna do that with my staff. 411 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,136 [SNAPS] Minions! 412 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:06,891 [WAILS] Joey! 413 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,689 Careful. [GRUNTING] 414 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:16,359 Just wanna get the giraffe on the pedestal here. Okay. 415 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,988 Hey, Holden, thank you so much for helping us out of this jam. 416 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,573 I hope you don't think I'm a thief now. 417 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,700 Oh, I totally think you're a thief. 418 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,160 What...? 419 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,412 But it takes one to know one. 420 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:32,417 -I believe this belongs to you. -[GASPS] 421 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,587 -Ooh, ooh, ooh! Two hands, two hands! -Sorry! I'm sorry. 422 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,506 Huh! What's this? 423 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:42,093 Some kind of multi-ink goodbye puppy pen that any third-grade girl would cherish 424 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,304 because of the dreams and adventures it would make real? 425 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,224 [LAUGHS] I forgot all about this. [CHUCKLES] 426 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,561 In third grade, I thought you were cute... 427 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,647 so I took your pen. 428 00:21:56,775 --> 00:22:00,236 It made sense at the time, but again, I ate a lot of paste back then. 429 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,990 -[GIGGLES] -Okay, less yappy-yappy, more ropey-ropey. 430 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,992 -Sorry. Ooh! -Ooh! Ooh! 431 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,369 [THUDS] 432 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,207 You dropped this. 433 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,626 [CHUCKLES] Thanks. 434 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,212 KAREN: [GRUNTS] Little help! 435 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,926 Thank you all for coming. It would've meant the world to my brother-in-law. 436 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,219 No, no, no! No, no! Wait! 437 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:29,307 -Karen Rooney? -Hey, Cindy. 438 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,017 We didn't steal anything. 439 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,941 That's my house across the street. 440 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,485 It was really nice walking with you. 441 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,738 Do you think you could say that in your monster-filter voice? 442 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,908 [BEEPS] [DISTORTED] it was really nice walking with you. 443 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,660 [GIGGLES] 444 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,621 I'm not gonna lie. I like the second way better. 445 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,668 You know, I just got the 12th punch in my Pretzel Pagoda card, 446 00:22:56,751 --> 00:23:00,422 and I was thinking maybe you and I, 447 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:03,508 -the two of us, could... -[BRANCH SNAPS] [KAREN SCREAMS] 448 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,097 Oh! Joey.