1 00:00:02,627 --> 00:00:06,297 Students of Ridgewood High, for our big game against the Ravens, 2 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:09,551 we are excited to have our captain back from her injury. 3 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,136 Maddie Rooney! 4 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:13,304 [CHEERING] 5 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,641 Hey! Willow wasn't finished! 6 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,687 Take it away, Mads. 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,232 -Thanks, Willow, and thank you... -WILLOW: This is where you clap! 8 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:27,193 [CHEERING RESUMES] 9 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,611 Thanks, Willow. 10 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,406 And thank you so much for carrying the team when I was gone. 11 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:34,117 She didn't carry the team. We take a bus. 12 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:38,246 It's really nice, except Seat 14, which is covered in tape. 13 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,248 There was a bathroom though, which was handy, 14 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,709 -Willow knows what I'm talking about. -WILLOW: Lacy! [LAUGHS] 15 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:46,254 I think Maddie has something to say. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 16 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,714 Hey Ridgewood! 17 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:51,343 It's gonna take more than a blown knee to keep me from beating those Ravens. 18 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:52,427 [CHEERING] 19 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,722 Go, Porcupines! [IMITATING PORCUPINE CALLS] 20 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:59,893 [TRAILING OFF] 21 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,479 Yeah, we really need to come up with a new Porcupine victory cry. 22 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:07,359 And for our big rivalry game, we bring out the Ridgewood Rock! 23 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,444 [CHEERING] 24 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:12,822 If anyone can steal this from the team before Friday, 25 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,658 you will be excused from Gym for an entire week! 26 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:16,785 [STUDENTS OOHS] 27 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:21,039 Lady Porcupines, protect the rock! 28 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,123 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 29 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,209 Victory is mine! [SHRIEKS] 30 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,798 I desperately need that get-out-of-P.E. pass. 31 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:34,010 Next week is Square Dance Week, and Joey don't dosey doe. 32 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:38,890 Oh yes he "do see do." [GIGGLES] 33 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,313 Give me that rock! I won't stop trying until I get it. 34 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,941 It's behind my back. One hug, and it's yours. 35 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,319 Round One, Lady Porcupines. 36 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:58,576 ♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo 37 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,704 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go 38 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,956 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh, no 39 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:04,791 ♪ Slam dunk Ready or not 40 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:07,127 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got 41 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,546 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler 42 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,548 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow 43 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,510 ♪ You dance to your own beat I'll sing the melody 44 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:20,140 ♪ When you say yeah I say no 45 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:24,644 ♪ When you say stop All I wanna do is go, go, go 46 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:30,066 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me The half I'll never be 47 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,278 ♪ The half that drives me crazy 48 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:38,867 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me The half I'll always need 49 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:42,871 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo 50 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:49,002 [PUNCH SOUNDS, GROWLING] 51 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,879 Take that, zombies. Hi-ya! 52 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,465 You will not dine on these brains, sir. 53 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,010 Parker, are you still playing that game? 54 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,094 You've been playing that 55 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,555 since before I left for my Sparklecise aerobics class. 56 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,265 [GIGGLES] 57 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,225 Don't you want to go outside? 58 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,144 No, I want to go to the bathroom. 59 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,272 But I can't pause the game in the middle of a level. 60 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,523 Here, take over. 61 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,025 Just hide and don't get me killed. 62 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,860 Zombies don't play, dude. 63 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,449 Oh. So realistic. 64 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,493 It's like I'm walking through a forest. 65 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,788 Ooh, it even follows my movements. 66 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,331 Oh, look at me. 67 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,708 I'm walking down stairs. 68 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:29,793 [ZOMBIE GRUNTS] 69 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,046 Oh, excuse me, Mr. Zombie. I'm just supposed to hide. 70 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,130 [MOANING] 71 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,882 Whoa, I said, excuse me. 72 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:36,966 [SLAP] 73 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,095 Ugh, I actually felt that. Hey, back off! 74 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,429 Sparkle kick! [GIGGLES] 75 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:45,517 Oh, I'm sorry, did I knock off your head? Good. Fear me! 76 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,979 A-five, six, seven, eight... And one, and two, and three, and four, yeah. 77 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,690 [KAREN GRUNTING] 78 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,484 What are you doing?! I said, hide! 79 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,944 Oh, I... 80 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,488 [MUSIC CRESCENDOS] 81 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:02,617 Whoa, you made it to Level 17. 82 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,035 Mom, how did you do that? 83 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:07,080 Oh, I just did some moves I learned in my Sparklecise class. 84 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:11,960 Wait. You used your old lady exercise moves to clear Level 16? 85 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,047 This old lady could show you some of her moves. 86 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,132 [SCOFFS] 87 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,009 I don't want some of your moves. 88 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,220 -I want them all! Sparkle me, Mom! -KAREN: Huh? 89 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,766 [DEEPLY INHALING] 90 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:30,020 Guess who just got cast in her first sequel! 91 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,023 I'm guessing the only actress in this house. 92 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,693 Do you wanna know what it is? Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint. 93 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,361 [CLEARS THROAT] 94 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,614 ♪ Mandy says your muffler is A-okay 95 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,366 [SNAPS] 96 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,744 My first big break was singing in a local commercial 97 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,163 for Mike's Muffler Shop when I was 9. 98 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:51,458 To this day, the roar of bad mufflers and the smell of motor oil 99 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:55,420 always gives me that showbiz rush. 100 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:59,132 Liv, I thought you were gonna, like, focus on your music? 101 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:03,136 Well, yeah, I am. But Mike's Muffler Shop called, and I felt like I owed them one. STYLE ::cue() 102 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,013 [SQUEALS] I'm so excited! 103 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:09,517 You're excited about being a dancing muffler chased by a badger. 104 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:15,273 Okay, first of all, Mo the Badger wasn't chasing me. He was chasing a good deal. 105 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,279 And secondly, I told them that I would only do it if they cast Shayna Sowen. 106 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:25,825 In second grade, Shayna and I met at Shiny Smiles Acting Camp. [GIGGLES] 107 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,827 Shayna was actually cast in the muffler commercial first, 108 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,413 but then, she got chicken pox, so they asked me to do it. 109 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,290 And then, Shayna had already tried on the outfit, 110 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,959 so, two weeks later, I got chicken pox. [CLEARS THROAT] 111 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,213 I just always felt bad that Shayna didn't get to do the commercial, 112 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,215 and now, I have a chance to make it right. 113 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,218 And don't worry, I will be done filming before your big basketball game. 114 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,428 I can't wait to see you play now that your knee is all better. 115 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,098 Yeah. Thank you. 116 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,016 -LIV: Yeah. -MADDIE: It's, uh... 117 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,726 It's gonna be great. [LAUGHS] 118 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,770 I'm gonna crush those Ravens. [TAPS ON THE TABLE] 119 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,856 Whoa, heh. Maddie. 120 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,109 You didn't say, "Bam! What?" 121 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,362 I've never seen you miss a "Bam! What?" moment. 122 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,864 I've even seen you "Bam! What?" a good "Bam! What?" 123 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,075 Right... 124 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,954 -MADDIE: Bam...! -[LIV SPEAKS GIBBERISH] 125 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,499 We both know you're faking. 126 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,753 Maddie, what's wrong? 127 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,672 What? Nothing's wrong. 128 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,425 This isn't about your knee, is it? 129 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,593 Because we talked to the doctor, and she said you're fine. 130 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,803 She also said she loved my outfit, 131 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,596 so she obviously knows what she's talking about. 132 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,184 No, Liv, nothing's bothering me. 133 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,437 I'm fine. I'm ready. I'm... 134 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,313 [GASPS] 135 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:42,610 Whoa, you are so not ready. You just got schooled by Mandy the Muffler Girl. 136 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:43,862 [LAUGHS] 137 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,157 What's that thing that you always do? [GASPS] 138 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,450 Okay. 139 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,918 [SNIFFS HEAVILY] 140 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,253 There it is. 141 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,839 The muffler fumes of my youth. 142 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,426 [SNIFFS] 143 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,012 Oh, okay, now, I'm just dizzy. 144 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,098 Oh, Tooch, hey. 145 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,475 Umm, before you leave, can we make sure 146 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,894 that Shayna is the new muffler, and I'll be the rusty old one? 147 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,023 It's really important to me that Shayna gets the spotlight. 148 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,902 Plus, I mean... I feel like I played the shiny new muffler before. 149 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:27,572 You know, I really wanna challenge myself as an actress. 150 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,283 So does this look rusty to you? 151 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:33,411 [MAKES SQUEAKING NOISES] 152 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,206 Liv! 153 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,457 Shayna! 154 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,125 [SQUEALING] 155 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,585 I missed you so much! 156 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,004 Not as much as I missed you! 157 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,048 Shiny Smiles Acting Camp salute? 158 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,301 Hey you, what do you do? 159 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,761 Drama, comedy, improv too. 160 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,388 I'll sing, I'll dance, I'll make you smile. 161 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,181 Shiny Smiles Camp is worth your while. 162 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,933 BOTH: And space work, and space work, 163 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,768 and space work, and space work. 164 00:07:56,851 --> 00:08:00,063 Put the groceries in the cart. Put the groceries in the cart. 165 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,149 Lawn sprinkler, lawn sprinkler. Jazz hands. 166 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,821 Thank you so much for doing this commercial with me. 167 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:11,116 I told them I wouldn't do anything unless they got Liv Rooney. 168 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,494 I'm just kidding, I'm not doing anything. 169 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,620 [BOTH LAUGHING] 170 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,956 Well, Shayna, it is such a shame that we lost touch. 171 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,332 Let me get your phone number. 172 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,838 Wow, is that the new Z Phone 5000? 173 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,966 Uh-huh, it's awesome. Do you like it? 174 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,927 I hate it. 175 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,220 I hate that it's not mine. 176 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,430 [BOTH LAUGHING] 177 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,557 Had you going there, didn't I? 178 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,225 Who's the movie star, now? 179 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,311 I'm kidding, it's still you. 180 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,022 [BOTH LAUGHING] 181 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,316 I don't know, Shane, those are diva shades if I ever saw them. 182 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,818 Love those. 183 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,279 [HONKING] 184 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,617 And Mo is back too? 185 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,494 Wow, he really hasn't aged a bit. 186 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,919 And Lacy kicks off the ball to Rooney, who drives to the hole! 187 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:10,175 Or passes it to Lacy, who passes it back to Rooney who drives to the hole! 188 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,596 -MADDIE: Yes. -WILLOW: Or not. 189 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,350 Maddie, you haven't taken a shot all day, what's wrong? 190 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,268 Yeah, something's fishy. 191 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:24,105 Whoa, I just remembered tomorrow is fish stick day at the cafeteria. 192 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,149 Do you think they're made from halibut or cod? 193 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,445 Oh, wait, Maddie, were you about to say something? 194 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,073 I really wanna hear it. Please, let it be cod. 195 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,951 I... 196 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,703 Okay, um... 197 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:39,913 The truth is... 198 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,876 I'm really excited about getting back on the court, 199 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,380 but I am just a little nervous that I might hurt my knee again. 200 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,714 That's all. 201 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,300 You'll be fine, Mads. 202 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,802 I just... I don't know. 203 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,846 I'm worried that if I get in a game, I might hesitate, 204 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,933 and, I mean, you know that if you hesitate for even a second, you're toast. 205 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,352 And, I mean, I also know that I haven't played in a while. STYLE ::cue() 206 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,689 What if I'm just not as good as I used to be? 207 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,774 Maddie, you're our star! 208 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,985 Once you get in a pressure situation, you're gonna react just fine. 209 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,238 It's like one of those things you never forget how to do. 210 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:18,410 Like, riding a bike or sneaking up on Joey when he's taking his afternoon nap. 211 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,291 Ha-ha! 212 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,210 [COUGHING] 213 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,675 Ha-ha, victory is mine! 214 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:38,013 Hey, hens, next time, try less clucking and more defending the rock. 215 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,681 Hey, Jojo. 216 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,057 -LACY: Cluck. -WILLOW: Cluck. 217 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,308 MADDIE: Boom. 218 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,315 This makes me slightly less certain of victory. 219 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:55,488 I shall find a neighborhood cat to lick me clean while I plot my revenge. 220 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,871 [GASPS] 221 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,749 Sweet mother of crushed vermilion. 222 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,585 We have the exact same lip gloss. 223 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,088 No way. You wear Crushed Vermilion by Lady Love Lips? 224 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,631 Obsessed. 225 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,716 [SHAYNA GIGGLES] 226 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,719 It's so hard to find here in Wisconsin. 227 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,180 I always keep it right here in my bag. 228 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,264 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 229 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,349 Right here. 230 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:27,729 That's so weird. It was here just a minute ago. 231 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,569 Okay, so I really don't want to go there, 232 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,781 but what are the chances of us having the exact same lip gloss color? 233 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,866 Like, one in a crushed vermilion? 234 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,371 Is it possible that Shayna took my lip gloss? 235 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,208 Nah. [LAUGHING] 236 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,251 Well... 237 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,463 Nah. [LAUGHS] 238 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,090 Well... 239 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,842 Huh, it's gotta be in here. 240 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,512 It's usually right here next to my phone... 241 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,975 [DEEP GASPS] 242 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,060 What, what is it? 243 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,144 My phone! 244 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,605 [HYPERVENTILATING] My phone, it's gone too! 245 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:14,150 Oh, I can't feel my fingers! Oh, Shayna, I can't feel my fingers! 246 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,360 I can't feel... 247 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,072 Okay, so my lip gloss and my phone, 248 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,616 which Shayna said she wanted, are both gone. 249 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,577 Normally, in this situation, I would ask Maddie what to do, 250 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,372 but I can't call her without my phone, and then, I can't call her from the shop 251 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,666 because I don't know her number and... [GASPING] 252 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,251 I don't know anyone's number! 253 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,839 Oh, oh! Ah. 254 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,967 Call Maddie! 255 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,553 Call Maddie! 256 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,556 [DIAL TONE] Whoa, it's angry! Ah, it's angry! 257 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,937 Okay, and a twizzle. 258 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,522 And a pivot. And a kick. 259 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,315 Lengthen your weight and sparkle. 260 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,984 Sparkle, sparkle. 261 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,570 -KAREN: Honey, sparkle. -Okay, say words that make sense! 262 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,739 Okay, let me show you. 263 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,699 I wish I could say that I was having fun 264 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,702 sharing an activity with my son, but the truth is, 265 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,705 I just love killing zombies. 266 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,709 Parker, come on! You let those zombies back you into a corner. 267 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,046 Well, Momma's gonna fix that, with a sparkle, sparkle, kick! 268 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,380 Ooh, boom. 269 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,842 Those zombies just got Mommied. 270 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,093 Okay, Mom, I think I got it. 271 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,137 Level 18, Momma needs some room. 272 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,388 But I'm ready to have my game back. 273 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,474 Go away. Ooh, that's my new kill move. 274 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,060 Yeah. And go. And go. And go. 275 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,562 I think some neighborhood kids are having a rock fight. 276 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,105 Maybe I'll go join them? 277 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,440 Okay, have fun! 278 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,610 I hope I make it back alive. 279 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,819 Love you too! 280 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,702 Yup, that's right. 281 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,162 At Mike's Muffler Shop... 282 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,332 ♪ Mindy says 80 bucks is all you'll pay 283 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,753 ♪ Mandy says your muffler is A-okay 284 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,632 ♪ And Shayna stole my phone And that is not okay 285 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,050 [BELL BUZZES] 286 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,510 Great take, Shayna. 287 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:07,389 Thanks. I'm drawing from the same emotions I used to play a cupcake, 288 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,807 and it's totally working. 289 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,308 [LAUGHING] 290 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,605 And now to find my phone. 291 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,023 [INHALES] 292 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,579 [EXHALES] 293 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,840 Uh! 294 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,143 Liv, what are you doing with my wallet? 295 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,312 Uh... Give me a sec. I'll think of something. 296 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,859 My sunglasses went missing earlier, too. 297 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,402 You know, the ones you said you love. 298 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,697 Ugh, I can't believe it. You're a thief! STYLE ::cue() 299 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,365 Liv Rooney's a thief! 300 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,536 [GIGGLING] I am kidding. 301 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,288 [BOTH LAUGHING] 302 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,540 No, I'm not. Liv Rooney's a thief! 303 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,752 I'm the thief? You stole my phone and my lip gloss! 304 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,962 What? How dare you! 305 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,464 [GROWLING] 306 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,967 -[BOTH GROWLING] -BOTH: Ooh! 307 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,887 [BOTH GROWLING] 308 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,221 Oh. 309 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,733 And lift, and kick, and twizzle, twizzle, turn. 310 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,944 Come on, tighten those buns, ladies. I mean, zombies. 311 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,990 Mom, you've been playing Zombie Gut Splash all day. 312 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:52,577 You gonna take a break and make dinner, by any chance? 313 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,206 Momma's busy. Make it yourself. 314 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,250 I get to use the stove? Yay! 315 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,004 Oh, hello, Mr. Zombie, sir. 316 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:06,174 Have you met my friend Size Seven Sparkle Sneaker? 317 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:12,681 Did someone order a can of butt whooping? Because I brought a whole case. 318 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,850 I played outside for 20 minutes. 319 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:21,231 I got three mosquito bites, somersaulted into dog poop, and was chased by an owl. 320 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,693 It was time to take virtual reality back. 321 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,403 Oh, hello, little boy. 322 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,782 I hope you bought a ticket because you're going down to Karentown. 323 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:34,786 You're pretty tough against the undead. Let's see how you do against the living. 324 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,664 -PARKER: Hiya, hiya! -KAREN: Oof. Oh! 325 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,335 And stretch, and lift, and shimmy, shimmy, boom! 326 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,463 And slap, and slap, and slappy, slappy, slap! 327 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,467 No! 328 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,469 Ever been beaten with your own spine? 329 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,638 [IMITATING RATTLE] 330 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,143 [IMITATING WHIP] 331 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,186 [IMITATING WHIP] 332 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,023 [IMITATING WHIP] 333 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,318 As I ripped the spine from my son's body, 334 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,780 I realized that maybe I'd crossed a line. 335 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,617 Oh, sorry, honey. 336 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,244 Here's your spine back. 337 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,330 [IMITATING RATTLE] 338 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,125 Thank you. 339 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,960 Here's your Mother of the Year Award. 340 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:31,843 -Oh, I think I'm done with this game. -PARKER: Probably best. 341 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,054 But you had a good run, Mom. 342 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,347 Thank you, honey. 343 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:39,809 So, the stove is super complicated. 344 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,813 Who wants ice pops for dinner? 345 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,816 You are never moving out, are you? 346 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,360 It is not looking good. 347 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,573 Shayna: Give me back my sunglasses! 348 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,033 I don't have your sunglasses! 349 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,244 -Give me back my phone! -SHAYNA: I don't have your phone! 350 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:02,957 What is going on? 351 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,545 [SHAYNA AND LIV GRUNTING] 352 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,797 I thought we were gonna be friends! 353 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,923 I'm not friends with thieves. 354 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,174 I am not a thief! 355 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,929 Girls, what is wrong with you? 356 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,182 And Liv, why do you keep texting me weird stuff that I don't understand, 357 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,934 like "LLK semicolon"? 358 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,062 I barely know what "IDK" means. 359 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,940 [CHUCKLING] LOL. 360 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,736 I can't text you, Dad, because Shayna stole my phone. 361 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,196 [PHONE BUZZES] 362 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,449 Well, you just texted me a photo. 363 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,159 What? That's impossible. 364 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,164 Why is there a selfie of a badger on my...? 365 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,166 [GASPS] Mo! 366 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,132 [GROWLING] 367 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,801 -Mo stole our stuff? -LIV: Ha! 368 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,177 I'm gonna get my phone back. 369 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,262 [SNARLING] 370 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,388 Dad, get my phone back. 371 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,224 [SNARLING] 372 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,476 Let's just let him finish his phone call first. 373 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,857 Shayna, I'm so sorry I thought you took my phone. 374 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,567 I'm sorry too. 375 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,068 And when I thought you were the thief, 376 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,363 I was really upset because I was so happy that we're friends again. 377 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,782 And when I thought you were the thief, I thought: 378 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,910 "She's a movie star, why can't she afford her own sunglasses?" 379 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,620 [BOTH LAUGHING] 380 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,584 I really wanna hug you, but I don't think I can get my hands around your suit. 381 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,003 Bow and touch tailpipes? 382 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,673 [GIGGLING] 383 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,054 I got your phone back. 384 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,686 All right, Porcupines. 385 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,273 One more minute until we have successfully defended the rock. 386 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,068 Keep walking, buster! 387 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,865 Bring us home, Lacy. 388 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,493 No, Maddie, you should do it. You could use the confidence boost. 389 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,578 And my self-esteem is flying high. 390 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,539 I found a rainbow scrunchie today, in Chemistry. Check it. STYLE ::cue() 391 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,835 I was gonna go all side pony, but then, I decided it was... 392 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,837 Just give her the rock. Just... 393 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,422 Oh, right. 394 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,091 Here you go, Mads. 395 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,677 Thanks, Lace, and great job, guys. 396 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,971 I mean, if we work like this against the Ravens, then, nothing can stop us. 397 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,558 [PORCUPINE CALL] 398 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,811 Ha! Victory is mine! 399 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:33,441 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 400 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,554 No! 401 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,682 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 402 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,350 Time! 403 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,269 Hey, rock's right here, coach. 404 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:14,357 Maddie! You ran, planted, and pivoted on your knee! 405 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,026 Just like you would in a game! 406 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,360 You're back, captain! 407 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,862 You're right. 408 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,113 Ooh, I am! 409 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,323 Bam! What? 410 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,992 Ooh, that was a really good one. 411 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,201 Bam! What? 412 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,747 [CHEERING] 413 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,293 See you in Gym class, partner. 414 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:36,296 [SCREAMING] 415 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,593 Victory is mine. [LAUGHS] 416 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:46,556 Great win, Porcupines! 417 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:51,102 And our game MVP is Maddie Rooney! 418 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,438 [CHEERING] 419 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,065 Thanks, you guys. 420 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,817 And it feels so good to get back on the court with a win. 421 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,570 Nice work, ladies. 422 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,782 While you were winning your game, I had my own little triumph. 423 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,534 I overcame my fear of the oven. 424 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,122 And I baked you guys a cake to celebrate. 425 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,001 A cake that will explode in Maddie's face, 426 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:18,880 covering her in a thick layer of frosted revenge. 427 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,174 Go ahead, Maddie. 428 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,593 Cut into it. See what... 429 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:28,765 [ALL LAUGHING] 430 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:34,813 Happens.