1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,295 BOTH: ♪ Hey, you and me and the beat ♪ 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,339 ♪ Go great together ♪ 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:11,428 ♪ You and me and the beat Go great together now ♪ 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:16,224 Wow! Guys... I'm so flattered that you're singing my song. 5 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,810 That is my song, right? 6 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,063 I think we just made it our song. 7 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,649 JOEY: Liv, check it out. 8 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,776 A little girl in Oklahoma made a video of herself 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,236 singing "You and Me and the Beat." 10 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:31,448 Oh, I know, I saw that. She's so cute. 11 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:34,409 How cool is it that my songs are, like, out there now? 12 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:38,163 Can I just say I am so glad that you're focusing on your music 13 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,623 because it means you'll stay here in Stevens Point with us. 14 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,375 Yeah, I really love that too. 15 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,961 Plus, it gives me way more creative control. 16 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,963 And, I mean, from now on I really just want my songs 17 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:51,343 to be about something more important and really meaningful to me. 18 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,637 Well, good for you, honey. So, what kind of important things are you writing about? 19 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,140 Forest fires. And litter. 20 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:03,813 [CLEARS THROAT] ♪ Too much trash makes kindling ♪ 21 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:07,567 ♪ Forest fires rage on ♪ 22 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,613 All right, so yes, I am having a bit of a hard time 23 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,365 figuring out what to write about. 24 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,742 What do you mean? That sounds great. 25 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,703 PETE: Karen, sweetie, do you have a minute? 26 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,164 Oh, Joey, do you wanna hear another song? 27 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,709 Oh, what's that, Mom? You need my help? Be right there. 28 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:29,631 What's going on here? 29 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:31,424 I see you've met Branzino. 30 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,136 If that's the name you've given to the giant fish 31 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,430 that's between me and the television, then, yes. 32 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,391 Get used to it, Dad. 33 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:43,812 But if you lie down and look sideways through his scales, 34 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,856 you have got a clear view of the lower half of the screen. 35 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,235 More clutter? 36 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:53,988 You call it clutter. I call it interesting conversation piece. 37 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,408 Please tell me this isn't my birthday present. 38 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,327 No, no. I bought him for everybody. 39 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,288 You know what I want for my birthday? 40 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,040 Negative five things. 41 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,293 Negative five things? It's your birthday, be positive. 42 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:13,425 No. I want five items of knickknack clutter removed from this house. 43 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,595 Pete, we need everything that's here. Besides, there's not that much clutter. 44 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,472 Well, then why'd you put that giant fish over there? 45 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,599 -Because there was nowhere else to put it. -A-ha! 46 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:28,064 ♪ Better in stereo B... b... better in stereo ♪ 47 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,233 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 48 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,485 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh, no ♪ 49 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:36,781 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 50 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,075 -♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪ -♪ Holler ♪ 51 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,161 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 52 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:45,040 ♪ You dance to your own beat I'll sing the melody ♪ 53 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:49,669 ♪ When you say yeah, I say no ♪ 54 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:54,174 ♪ When you say stop All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 55 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:59,596 ♪ You, you, the other half of me, me The half I'll never be ♪ 56 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,807 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 57 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:08,438 ♪ You, you, the better half of me, me The half I'll always need ♪ 58 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:12,400 ♪ But we both know We're better in stereo ♪ 59 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,614 JOEY: Parker, you ruin everything you touch! 60 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,992 PARKER: Well, I must have touched your face because that's plenty ruined! 61 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,079 Uh-oh, sounds like trouble in the bro cave. 62 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,831 Ugh, I hate going in there in my good shoes. 63 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,417 -I know, I know. -[BICKERING] 64 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,336 What happened? 65 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:36,174 Well, I was practicing my windmill kick and kind of forgot how epic my power is. 66 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,261 This little, karate-chopping menace kicked part of my headboard 67 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,055 into a priceless piece of art. 68 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:45,058 You're worried about this? Your beds are trashed. 69 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:47,560 I could sleep in a ditch, Mother. 70 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,482 This cockroach destroyed Joseph Triumphant, 71 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:56,361 a beautiful expression of love between a man and his kitty cat. 72 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,447 Joey, I just want you to know, 73 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,867 the older I get, the more pathetic you seem. 74 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,161 [GROANS] I can't live with this monster anymore. 75 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,830 Guys, we need separate rooms. 76 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,624 You do realize we don't have an extra bedroom. 77 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:13,169 And if we did, it would be my yoga slash scrapbooking room. 78 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,548 So I'm stuck in here with Joey, 79 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:20,343 who, by the way, is raising baby owls in his underwear drawer. 80 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,472 At least I don't jump into your bed every time there's a thunderstorm. 81 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,600 If you knew anything about science, you'd know that thunder replicates 82 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:32,397 the exact sound of an evil sky dinosaur trying to rip apart the universe! 83 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,442 PETE: Boys,you're just gonna have to figure out a way 84 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,111 to make sharing a room work. 85 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:44,409 Fine. If we're stuck in here together, we'll split the room in half. 86 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,454 I'll roll a 20-sided wizard die. 87 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,789 Highest roller gets to pick which half of the room he wants 88 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:53,835 or gets to reach into the bag of mystified whimsy. 89 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,087 Fine. 90 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:01,176 Seventeen! [LAUGHS] The wizard die smiles upon me. STYLE ::cue() 91 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,635 You're up, muggle. 92 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,015 [GASPS] Twenty! I win! 93 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,517 Your doofus dice betrayed you. 94 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:15,940 As a sworn warlock, I am honor-bound to respect the die's decision. 95 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:20,111 So which half of the room do you want? But choose wisely. 96 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,156 You'll never be able to set foot in the other half again. 97 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,576 I choose... 98 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,997 The bottom half. 99 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,335 What? No fair. Parker, I need a floor. 100 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,253 I didn't make the rules. You did. 101 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:41,925 Do me a favor, figure this out when you're not standing on my floor. 102 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,845 I'll have the remains of Joseph Triumphant sent to you in a box. 103 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,514 Nice knowing you, Munch. 104 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,064 What's up, number seven? 105 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,233 Um... 106 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,986 This is a number five, Todd. Five. 107 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,071 Is it? 108 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:11,413 [CHUCKLES] Okay, so, those guys are seniors, 109 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:15,375 and they can't tell the difference between a five and a seven. [SNORTS] 110 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,459 My grandma's a senior, 111 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,546 and she can't tell the difference between me and my cousin Abby. 112 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,174 He's not talking about your jersey number, Maddie. 113 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,260 They're talking about your rating. 114 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,429 -What rating? -There's a list going around 115 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,306 that rates the hotness of Ridgewood girls on a scale of one to ten. 116 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,059 We are outraged. My blood is boiling. 117 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:40,108 Rating us? That is so beyond not okay. Who started that list? 118 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:43,361 Todd Stetson and his jerk-tourage. 119 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,948 -They don't get to rate us. -But they did. I got a six. 120 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,074 I got a five. 121 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:51,911 I also got a five. Hey, that's how many legs my favorite animal has, 122 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,247 the common North Atlantic starfish. 123 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,000 Are we gonna just let them do this? 124 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:01,463 I mean, boys don't get to just define us, do they? 125 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,797 ALL: No. 126 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,133 Well, historically, dictionaries have been written by men, so... 127 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,593 Get on board, Alex. 128 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,055 Sorry. Maddie, my fury is at your disposal. 129 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,142 You know what? We're gonna fight back. 130 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,479 We're gonna teach that Todd Stetson a lesson. 131 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,982 We're going to eat his heart and steal his power. 132 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,400 [GROWLS] 133 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,989 Well, that is what a starfish would do. 134 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,121 [REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING] 135 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,085 By taking away the floor, I squeezed Joey out of the room. 136 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,546 I assume he'll end up sleeping on the couch or in the bath tub. 137 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,091 But it's hard to care when you're being swept away 138 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:50,220 in a tropical paradise that I call Parklandia. 139 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,597 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 140 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,974 [SLURPING] 141 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,521 Home sweet Munch-less home. 142 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,657 Parker thought he'd outfoxed me by claiming the floor. 143 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,534 But thanks to my genius 144 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,453 and the unused rock-climbing gear my parents bought me 145 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,831 in the vain hope it would attract friends, 146 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,125 he was sorely mistaken. 147 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,426 Evening, brother. 148 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,762 How's it going down there? 149 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:37,142 I'm glad you have a good seat to witness the birth of Sky City. 150 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,354 What is this madness? 151 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,566 [GROANS] 152 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:49,237 I did a little remodeling while you were asleep. 153 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,198 The top half of the room belongs to me. Bonk. 154 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,621 Ooh, better crouch down below the red line, little brother. 155 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,331 You're invading my air space. 156 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:05,420 -What? -Crouch down, little man. Crouch down. 157 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,675 Little lower... And there you go! 158 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,972 Anything above four feet is all me, baby. 159 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:23,938 Fine, enjoy your ceiling. I'd rather be down here on the beach. 160 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,109 Sky city will rule this room from the air. 161 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,486 Yeah, right. 162 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:33,615 Better get off the beach, lowlander. Looks like hail. 163 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:42,665 Okay. New Liv Rooney song, coming at you. 164 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:43,833 [MUSIC PLAYING] 165 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:49,005 ♪ Chairs without arms They freak me out ♪ 166 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:53,510 ♪ Where do I put my elbows ♪ 167 00:09:54,511 --> 00:10:01,017 ♪ I get so hunchy, hunchy H-h-h-unchy ♪ STYLE ::cue() 168 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,814 No. You know, I'm just... I'm so not feeling this. 169 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,359 Hey, Liv. We need your help. 170 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,697 So Todd Stetson and his jerk-tourage are rating all of the girls at school 171 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,781 based on their looks. 172 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,534 -What? That's so horrible. -Yeah. 173 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,912 Well, who came up with jerk-tourage, because that's really good? 174 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,332 I'm a six, Maddie's a seven, you got an eight, 175 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,792 Willow and Lacey are fives. 176 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,837 I'm so disgusted. I haven't even calculated our average score. 177 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,589 And we are not going to stand for it. 178 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,675 Right! 179 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,637 Is this not what you meant? 180 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,517 [SCOFFS] That is so completely outrageous. 181 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,061 I mean, you can't just go around rating girls like we're objects. 182 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,730 I feel like everywhere I turn these days, 183 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,773 someone's telling girls who we're supposed to be. 184 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,859 Yeah, anytime I pick up a magazine 185 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,486 I feel like I'm no good if I don't look like those girls. 186 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,322 And I don't look like those girls. 187 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,868 Since I was little, boys would tease me for liking science instead of girl stuff, 188 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,661 but science is girl stuff. 189 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,456 I mean, what girl doesn't like a good Bunsen burner? 190 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,335 You know what I hate? When some guy comes up to me and is like: 191 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:12,380 "Hey, you're really good at basketball, you know, for a girl." 192 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,759 Like, what? That's supposed to be some kind of compliment? [LAUGHS] 193 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,969 We have to get back at Todd Stetson. 194 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:22,932 You know what, Maddie? You're right, and we can take his rating system down. 195 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,143 I mean, it only has power if we buy into it, right? 196 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,394 ALL: Yeah! 197 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:29,981 I just wish this chair had arms. I don't know where to put my elbows. 198 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,402 Lacey, do I have a song for you. 199 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,118 Oh, you're up. 200 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,913 I was going to bring you breakfast in bed, birthday boy. 201 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,832 I want my negative five things. 202 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,293 Oh! 203 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,295 Joey, you too? 204 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:56,383 It's the least I could do for my dear old pops on his birthday. 205 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,635 [WHISPERING] I didn't get him anything. 206 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,014 Fine, this is your day. I can do this. 207 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,728 Not the artichoke candle holder! No, I gave that to Parker 208 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,523 the day he agreed to try artichokes for the first time. 209 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,108 My little 'choke eater. 210 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:19,030 One down, four to go. Best birthday ever. 211 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,534 It's like I can still feel it's there. 212 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,080 I don't even know what this is, but I know I hate it. 213 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,251 The overalls are a symbol of our children, when they were young and needed us, 214 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,795 but they're empty now because they're grown. 215 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:36,047 Oh, we must never forget. 216 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,633 Mom, you just made that up. 217 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,052 All right, I found it in the street, but I love them! 218 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,264 And how about the mini chairs? 219 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,684 -Which one should I get rid of? -What? 220 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,895 That's like asking me to choose between my babies, Pete. 221 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,897 If that's an option, take Joey. 222 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,819 I know that is not you talking. It is your sickness. 223 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,323 Pick a chair, Joe. Matter of fact, pick two. 224 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,911 The chairs are small in size, but they're huge in meaning, Pete! 225 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,624 All right, I think I'll choose ugly and stupid. 226 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,629 And I saved just enough room in the box for you, my friend. 227 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,259 Someday you're going to need Branzino. 228 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,096 And he was never your friend. 229 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,395 Sorry, dude. If your sister's a four, she's a four. 230 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,106 Tell her to smile less until the braces come off. 231 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:46,076 Hey. What do you think about this, Todd Stetson? 232 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:50,288 Whoa. I'd call this a hot mess, but there's nothing hot about this at all. 233 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,040 Up top! 234 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,627 This is just a statement from every girl in the school 235 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,170 to you and your jerk-tourage. 236 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,923 We don't care about your stupid rating system. 237 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:04,260 We are all tens, but if you can't see that, we'll all be ones. 238 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,180 Yeah, it seems like you're trying to send me a message. 239 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,891 I'm gonna have to take two points off for that, ladies. 240 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:14,020 All right, well, none of us care what stupid number you give us. 241 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,022 Are you sure about that? 242 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,655 Well, our work here is done. Later, ladies. 243 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,533 Willow, what are you doing? 244 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,369 Since when do you wear dresses? 245 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,745 And high heels. 246 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,790 Yeah, and did you go out and buy a curling iron? 247 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,878 Sorry. I know we all agreed to wear garbage bags today, 248 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,588 but I just couldn't. 249 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,758 I want guys to like me. 250 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,678 I don't want a five. Willow wants a seven. 251 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,806 Okay, but, Willow, you don't have to do this. 252 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,559 You don't have to buy in to Todd's awful rating system. 253 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,394 You're already so amazing. 254 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,732 Guys, this is the world that we live in. 255 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,358 I... 256 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,776 Willow, wait. STYLE ::cue() 257 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,703 Okay. So Willow's right. 258 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:15,749 This is the world that we live in, but why can't we change the world? 259 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,753 Changing the world seems highly improbable. 260 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,380 It does seem like a lot of work. 261 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,759 I don't even like changing the cedar chips in my hamster's cage. 262 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,604 [SLURPING] 263 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,485 [SLURPING AMPLIFIED] 264 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,866 [SLURPING CONTINUES] 265 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,118 Do you mind? 266 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:57,540 I am trying to quietly enjoy my individually wrapped slices of sky cheese. 267 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,336 Sorry, bro. It's a slurp of joy. 268 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:05,924 Life's pretty sweet down here on the golden shores of Parklandia. 269 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,761 You are an earth-bound troll. 270 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,513 You're never coming down. 271 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,973 Well, I've got enough sky cheese and chocolate milk up here 272 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,392 that I don't have to. 273 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,019 [SLURPING LOUDLY] 274 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,523 PETE: Guys! What are you... Wha...? 275 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:34,369 Father, the nations of Parklandia and Sky City are at war. 276 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:38,707 His people can't be reasoned with. They are barbarians. 277 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:44,546 Well, I'd rather be a barbarian than a ceiling monkey. 278 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,966 Guys, stop this. 279 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,093 Look, I know it can be tough sharing a room, 280 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,971 but when you're grown up, you're going to miss each other. 281 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,182 You're gonna wish you hadn't spent so much time fighting. 282 00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:01,229 Thanks, Dad. You know, I look forward to the day when we're grown up and mature. 283 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:06,609 But until then, Parklandia will feel my wrath 284 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,112 and taste my cheese! 285 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:14,159 [GRUNTING] 286 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:19,873 Oh, do you like cheese? Then how about some cheese puffs? 287 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,969 Parklandia crouches for no one! 288 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,900 What you doing, honey bunch? 289 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,401 KAREN'S VOICE: ♪ What you doing, honey bunch ♪ 290 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,196 ♪ What you doing, honey bunch ♪ What you doing, honey bunch ♪ 291 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,781 ♪ What you doing, honey bunch ♪ 292 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,282 Whoo, that's catchy. 293 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,577 Hey, Mom. Mom, stop. I'm trying to write a song. 294 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,287 -Oh. -I've been inspired. 295 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,249 So our trash-bag protest was a mistake. 296 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,086 There are always gonna be jerks like Todd Stetson in the world. 297 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,379 We can't change that. 298 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,674 But what we can change is the way that we feel about ourselves. 299 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,385 -Well, good for you. -Thank you. 300 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,637 Yeah, turns out when I'm really passionate about something, 301 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,597 the song just kind of flows out of me. 302 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,599 Kind of like Joey and that extra buttery popcorn he had 303 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,518 right before riding that roller coaster. It just... 304 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,773 Thank you for that clear but disgusting visual. 305 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,233 Yeah. 306 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,950 -Hey. -[CHUCKLES] 307 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,247 Sorry. It's Skylight savings time. 308 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,335 Good night and good luck, Parklandia. 309 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,842 Fine, I was gonna go to sleep anyway. 310 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,761 [THUNDER ROLLS] 311 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,596 [SQUEALS] 312 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,892 Parker, buddy, are you scared? 313 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:07,689 No. Parklandians are fearless people. We... 314 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,482 -[THUNDER ROLLS] -[SCREAMS] 315 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,819 Come on up, little bro. 316 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,406 -Really? -Yeah. 317 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,456 -[THUNDER ROLLS] -[SQUEALS] 318 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,127 Told you we'd need this stuff. 319 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,800 PARKER: Thanks, Munch. 320 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:41,431 JOEY: Hey, before there was Parklandia and Sky City, there was the Bro Cave. 321 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:46,102 -[WHIMPERS] -Jojo's here, Jojo's here. 322 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,820 Hey. Liv Rooney here. 323 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,740 So I've written a new song for the girls at my school 324 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,492 that I really want to share with you. 325 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,788 Some of the boys there have been rating us girls based on our looks, 326 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,124 and that makes us girls feel like we have to change. STYLE ::cue() 327 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,337 But you don't have to change who you are to fit someone else's idea 328 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,464 of what a girl is supposed to be. 329 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:22,889 ♪ On a scale from one to ten I am perfect like I am ♪ 330 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,767 ♪ I don't need your number ♪ 331 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,728 ♪ I don't need your number ♪ 332 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:34,567 ♪ And the stupid magazines Want me to change my everything ♪ 333 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,028 ♪ It don't even matter ♪ 334 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,615 ♪ They're not taking my power ♪ 335 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:46,287 ♪ I'm so over all of these voices around ♪ 336 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:51,835 ♪ They've said enough It's my turn, let's get loud ♪ 337 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,089 ♪ I'll show you what a girl is ♪ 338 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,050 ♪ 'Cause all of me is perfect ♪ 339 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:02,095 ♪ Who cares about a dress size ♪ 340 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,848 ♪ It's all about what's inside ♪ 341 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:10,562 ♪ I'll stand up now And won't back down ♪ 342 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:13,148 ♪ We're breaking through the surface ♪ 343 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,776 ♪ To show you what a girl is ♪ 344 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:22,949 ♪ You are exactly What you're made to be, I swear ♪ 345 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:29,914 ♪ Don't be afraid Just to put yourself out there ♪ 346 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:36,296 ♪ I'll show you what a girl is 'Cause all of me is perfect ♪ 347 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,466 ♪ Who cares about a dress size ♪ 348 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:42,761 ♪ It's all about what's inside ♪ 349 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:48,308 ♪ I'll stand up now And won't back down ♪ 350 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,061 ♪ I'm breaking through the surface ♪ 351 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,064 ♪ To show you what a girl is ♪ 352 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,900 ♪ Breaking through the surface ♪ 353 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:01,321 ♪ To show you what a girl is ♪ 354 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,784 Thank you for watching, girls, 355 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,453 and please don't let anyone tell you who you are. 356 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,121 You just keep being you. 357 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:23,301 ♪ I'll show you what a girl is That all of me is perfect ♪ 358 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:28,139 ♪ I'll show you what a girl... ♪ Oh, Liv, this is beautiful! 359 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,557 Thank you! 360 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,352 -[CLEARS THROAT] Inside voice. -Oh. 361 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:37,524 I'm sorry. I am just so proud. 362 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,068 You are like this generation's Carole King. 363 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,696 -You don't know who that is? -No. 364 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,157 Thank you, though, Mom. 365 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,785 I just really hope that my song inspires someone out there, you know? 366 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,121 Oh, it's inspired someone. 367 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,290 It's inspired me. 368 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,418 Oh, dear. 369 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:59,921 I am not ashamed of who I am anymore. 370 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,675 From this day on, I wear my cape on the outside. 371 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:04,968 -Spizow! -Oh. 372 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:09,723 Oh... 373 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,599 Everyone shines in their own way.