1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,088 Oh, honey, don't slouch. 2 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,506 -Oh. -Okay. 3 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:09,551 So the Gal's Gala is coming up. 4 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:13,013 That means girls will be asking boys to the dance all week. 5 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,390 They're gonna be looking at you like a steer at auction. 6 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:20,145 Oh, honey, hold on a second. You've got an eyebrow hair out of place. 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,732 Mother, I do not need your help to be awkward. 8 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,442 Oh, come on. 9 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:29,946 I bet the girls are just lining up to ask my dashing little love bug. 10 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:33,950 [CROAKS] Mom! 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,161 I mean, [CLEARS THROAT] don't touch my face 12 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:39,247 creepy old lady who I have never seen before. 13 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,752 Sorry. Old people like to touch my face. 14 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,796 I have, like, super soft baby skin. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,214 [LAUGHS] 16 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:52,427 Don't worry. I've got a mom, too, love bug. [GIGGLES] 17 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,263 [GIGGLES NERVOUSLY] 18 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,559 A cheerleader just talked to me, Mom. Fix my other eyebrow. 19 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,104 Okay, put this on and don't ask questions. 20 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,779 [WHISPERS] Okay, press the button. 21 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:17,702 [SIGHS] Oh. Another satisfied customer. 22 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,454 [LAUGHS] Match-tastic! 23 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:24,417 As Ridgewood High's premier matchmaker, I am known as the Queen of Hearts. 24 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,836 The motto is "Let Liv let love Live." 25 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:31,216 -Hey, Liv? Can we talk? -Yeah. 26 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,926 I need advice from the Queen of Hearts. 27 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,720 Ah, let me guess, you want to ask Joey to the dance. 28 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,263 How'd you know? 29 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,187 Just a hunch. 30 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,356 So will you help me? 31 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,818 [SIGHS] Willow, your taste in men baffles me, 32 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,028 but your taste in matchmakers is impeccable. 33 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,116 So, the Queen is going to get Joey and Willow together. 34 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,951 Jillow is about to be [SING-SONGS] real-o. 35 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,036 [BOTH GIGGLE] 36 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,122 All hail the Queen of Hearts. 37 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,916 I said all hail the Queen! 38 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:09,379 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 39 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:10,922 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 40 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,049 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 41 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,260 -♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪ -♪ Let's go ♪ 42 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,429 -♪ I lace up my high tops ♪ -♪ Oh no ♪ 43 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,848 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not ♪ 44 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,766 ♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 45 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,977 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 46 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,146 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 47 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,398 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 48 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,983 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 49 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,485 ♪ When you say, yeah ♪ 50 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,404 ♪ I say, no ♪ 51 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,573 ♪ When you say stop ♪ 52 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,117 ♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪ 53 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,120 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 54 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,539 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 55 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,751 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 56 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,004 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 57 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,381 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 58 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,091 ♪ But we both know ♪ 59 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,344 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 60 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,899 Dude, what are you doing? 61 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:14,861 I accidentally stepped on my cupcake. Don't wanna waste the frosting. 62 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,864 That's so nasty. 63 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,451 -Wanna taste? -You know I do. 64 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,037 Fall in, Dragons. 65 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,915 I went to this dojo when I was Parker's age. 66 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,793 Yeah, I actually made it to the highest rank possible, 67 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,294 Iron Dragon. 68 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,839 So, when his sensei made a pilgrimage 69 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,842 out to her ancestral homeland of Irvine, California, 70 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,761 I volunteered to fill in. 71 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,304 The Dragon is back. 72 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,515 Rawr! 73 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,560 But, like, picture that with, like, fire breath. 74 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,728 Rawr! 75 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,816 I am sensei Maddie. 76 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,112 Due to injury, I will need assistance demonstrating moves, 77 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,780 so top Dragon please step forward. 78 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:04,494 Uh, we don't have a top Dragon. But do you mean the snack captain? 79 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,708 I guess Dragon Strike Martial Arts has gone soft. 80 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,128 Without a top Dragon, what goal do you strive for? 81 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:16,798 -How will you learn the way of the Dragon? -What's the way of the Dragon? 82 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:19,092 Burn strong, strike fast, no defeat. 83 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:25,390 Oh, yeah. That got changed to "Smile bright, hug hard, no owwies." 84 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,559 -[BOYS LAUGH] -[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] 85 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,519 Unacceptable! 86 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:36,026 Next class you will all fight each other until we find the top Dragon. 87 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:40,196 Your last easy day was yesterday. 88 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,826 Rawr! 89 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:50,206 But, like, picture that but with, like, fire breath. 90 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,839 Joey Rooney. Behold my glorious face and see the man 91 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,967 who will be attending the dance with your sister on his arm. STYLE ::cue() 92 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:03,636 Future brother-in-law. Burn! 93 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,559 Has Liv actually asked you to the Gal's Gala? 94 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,313 A mere formality. I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. 95 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,439 Why, what have you heard? 96 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,318 Well, actually this morning Liv was saying... 97 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,071 nothing about you! 98 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,739 [LAUGHS] 99 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,991 Reeled you in and burned you. Burn! 100 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,535 Yeah! 101 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:30,955 You sure this is gonna work? 102 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,416 Yes, trust your Queen. Now fly, my chicken. 103 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,004 Here comes Willow to ask me to the dance. 104 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,090 Ba-bawk! Ba-bawk! 105 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,217 Ba-bawk! Ba-bawk! 106 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,969 Will you go to the Gal's Gala with me? 107 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,930 Look, Willow-- 108 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,557 [ROOSTER CLUCKS AND CROWS] 109 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,770 -She's asking me? -You're asking Artie? 110 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,814 She's asking Artie! [LAUGHS] 111 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,483 All part of the Queen's plan. [SIGHS] 112 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,777 Joey would never have said yes to Willow if she'd asked him 113 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,987 and I also knew that if she asked Artie, 114 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,157 Joey would get crazy jealous and try to steal her back. 115 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,244 Really, talking Willow into wearing the chicken suit was just for me, 116 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,997 but, hey, Queen has to have a little fun. [CLICKS TONGUE] 117 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,334 Seriously? Artie? 118 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,253 I thought she was gonna ask me. 119 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:23,508 I know. So super crazy weird, right? 120 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:24,592 Yeah. 121 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,138 I'm surprised, Willow. I thought you only had eyes for Joey. 122 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,890 I realized I was ba-bawking up the wrong tree. 123 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,977 So, wanna go? 124 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,855 [CLICKS TONGUE] Well, let me think. 125 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,190 Hmm. Shall I... 126 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,609 go to the dance with her? 127 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:47,782 I guess my answer to Willow is going to be-- 128 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:52,203 Anyone want to jump in under the wire? In three, two, one-- 129 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,456 Zero chance. 130 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:57,584 [DEEP INHALE] Your loss. 131 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:02,964 Lady Willow of West Stevens Point, I cock-a-doodle do wanna go with you. 132 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:10,180 [LAUGHS THEN SIGHS] 133 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,308 -[GASPS] -Yeah. 134 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,191 -Fight! -[SHARP INHALE] 135 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,234 [GRUNTS THEN GROANS] 136 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,527 BOYS: Ooh. 137 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,613 -Ow! -Ha! Point, Parker. 138 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,739 Now finish him. 139 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,908 Finish him? What do you mean? I already scored the-- 140 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,868 I said finish him! 141 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,625 [SHOUTS] MADDIE:Ah. 142 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,002 Victory to Parker! 143 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,714 Sit on the bench of shame. Go. 144 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,595 Parker, you will fight Reggie in the finals tomorrow. 145 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,765 There are no friends in this dojo. 146 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,646 Dude, your sister's one mean Dragon. 147 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,272 I know. 148 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,984 I don't mind punching a kid in the gut, but not in the feelings. 149 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,488 I'll go talk to her. 150 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,282 Drop some psychology on her, Dr. P. 151 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,078 -Hey, sis? -Yeah? 152 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,415 I'm a big fan of humiliation and yelling, 153 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,667 but it's not the best way to motivate the class. 154 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:26,172 Oh. Wow. Okay. Never thought about it that way. 155 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,550 [CHUCKLES] Thanks, little bro. 156 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,805 All right, Dragons, let's, uh, round up for a little mat chat, yeah? 157 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,434 So... 158 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,103 Parker here has, uh, 159 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,773 pointed out to me that I might be a little too intense 160 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,443 and might need to lighten up a little bit, you think? 161 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,404 Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen! 162 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,658 You've all been living in a "No owwies" world. 163 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,952 Well this world, is full of owwies. 164 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,871 Yeah, and I am gonna toughen you up. 165 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,749 Parker and Reggie, you're gonna face-off tomorrow until one of you drops, 166 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,793 and the loser will be banned from this class forever! 167 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,919 Dismissed. 168 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:09,132 -Banned? You can't-- -I said, "Dismissed." 169 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,678 Rawr! 170 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,182 Wow. She's not kidding about that Dragon breath. 171 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,107 Huh, what's going on here? 172 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:30,278 My little strawberry shortcake, Artie, is polishing my locker. 173 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,446 Ugh. 174 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,240 Welcome to the Artie party. 175 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,956 Oh. What's this behind your ear? 176 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,421 A rose for my rose. 177 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:52,425 So, I told Willow that the more she pretended to be into Artie, 178 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,427 the more it would drive Joey crazy. 179 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,723 I suppose it was a bit cruel to make Artie a pawn in my plan, 180 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,267 but that is what he gets for dressing as me for Halloween. STYLE ::cue() 181 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:05,563 Darling, we have to choose a moniker for Artie and Willow. 182 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,815 Which do you like better? 183 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,274 Wartie... 184 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,860 Or Artillow? 185 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,531 I can't choose. 186 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,157 Joey, what do you think? 187 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:20,036 Oh, well, I can't decide between don't know and don't care. 188 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,582 Ha. Think I'll go with I don't kn-are. 189 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,253 How can he not kn-are when I kn-are so much? 190 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:31,840 I don't want to be "Wartie." I want to be "Jillow." 191 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,763 So... I guess you're not into Liv anymore? 192 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:42,392 I've had what my mom refers to as a moment of clarity. 193 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,438 From now on, I'm only into girls that are into me. 194 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,608 Care to skip to class, my peach? 195 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,236 Only if I get to hold your small, clammy hand. 196 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,488 -Ta-da! -Ah! 197 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,080 JOEY: "Dance with me?" 198 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,375 That's fun, Emily. Whoever you're asking is a lucky guy. 199 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,586 I'm asking you. 200 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:14,424 Me? Why me? I mean... [CLEARS THROAT] yes. 201 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,222 Wow! Whoo! 202 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,351 A cute cheerleader asked me to the dance. 203 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,437 [GIGGLES] Oh! This is the best day ever. 204 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,815 Even better than the day that I completed my state quarters collection 205 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,360 by finding the elusive Utah, 206 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,155 which should give you some idea of how excited I am. 207 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,995 And the fake leg is done. 208 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:47,791 Maddie wants us to take each other out, then we'll fake a gruesome fight. 209 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:51,378 PARKER: I'm not gonna let either of us be banished from the dojo. 210 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,671 [SIGHS] 211 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,465 Quit eating the fake blood! 212 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,175 I can't help it. 213 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,719 You know I have a weakness for strawberry preserves. 214 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,014 Focus. This has to go perfectly. 215 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,433 When Maddie sees me break your fake leg, 216 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,811 we're gonna scare some sense into that sensei. 217 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,688 Hyah! 218 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,942 Ooh, that hurt my real leg. 219 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,279 [DOORBELL RINGS] Ah. 220 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:26,871 Hello, Emily, the cheerleader that asked me to the Gala. 221 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,581 Come in. 222 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,751 -Hey, Joey. I brought this for you. -Oh. 223 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:35,005 I wanted to say I'm super excited about tonight. 224 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:39,384 Oh, and could you meet me at the bottom of the stairs at exactly 8:02? 225 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,802 Yeah, yeah, whatever you want. 226 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,764 [CLEARS THROAT] I will be there, wearing nothing but a smile 227 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,182 and this boutonniere. 228 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,730 And clothes. I will also be wearing clothes. Okay. 229 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,482 -See you tonight, love bug. -[GIGGLING] 230 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:02,240 Emily Watson is taking you to the Gal's Gala? 231 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,326 -Nice job, son. -Thanks, Dad. 232 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,411 Prank! 233 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,666 -What? -You're being pranked. 234 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,545 No way a girl that cute wants to go to the dance with you. 235 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,341 Perhaps you haven't noticed because you see me every day, 236 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,468 but I have blossomed. 237 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,887 Earth to Blossom, 238 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,891 the flower is so you can be spotted in a crowd. 239 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,685 The precise time is when the prank is being pulled off. 240 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:34,105 And standing at the bottom of the stairs is so they can dump stuff on your head. 241 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:39,778 Probably liquid, but possibly some sort of animal by-product. 242 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,697 That's how I'd do it. 243 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,326 Well, I think you've cracked one too many walnuts with your forehead. 244 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,619 [LAUGHS] 245 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,955 She's totally into me. Right, Dad? 246 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,167 Well... 247 00:13:56,127 --> 00:14:00,215 I thought the same thing as Parker at first, 248 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,385 but your mother and I think you're quite a catch. 249 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:07,305 Dad's right. There are plenty of cheerleaders 250 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,974 dying to go out with members of the Rocket Club. 251 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,184 [JOEY SCOFFS] 252 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,478 I am not just a member. Ha! 253 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:19,192 I am vice chancellor of-- Oh, I am so getting pranked. 254 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:37,127 See, my darling? I told you we'd be the only ones in lavender. 255 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:43,216 Yep, here we are at the dance. Willow and Artie, together. 256 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,760 Just like we both wanted. [FAKE LAUGHS] 257 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,181 These are the texts that I received from Willow today. 258 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:54,019 [CLICKS TONGUE] So... "10:47. Artie's actually into me. 259 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,645 Fix this." [CHUCKLES] 260 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:59,065 "12:30. Joey has a date. Fix this." 261 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:05,196 And "3:25. Pre-dance picnic behind Artie's stepdad's burger stand. Fix this." STYLE ::cue() 262 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,615 Ugh. I really messed up. 263 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,743 -I have to fix this. -[CELLPHONE CHIMES] 264 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,703 Willow agrees. 265 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,416 Wait! I can't let you two go into the dance together. 266 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:21,296 [SIGHS] King Artie, the magnificent. 267 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,968 You have my attention. 268 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:32,390 [INSINCERELY] Liv Rooney, Artie's my date. What are you doing? 269 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,435 Claiming my King of Hearts. 270 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,896 Artie, will you go to... 271 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,231 the dance with me? 272 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,738 Minions, curtain of privacy, please. 273 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,367 [QUIETLY] Let's go. Put it up! Put it up! 274 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,954 [EXCITED SCREAMS AND STOMPS] Yes, yes, yes! 275 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,499 ARTIE: Yes! [LAUGHING] -[MOUTHS] Thank you. 276 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,055 Yeah, sure, whatever. 277 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,104 I hope you can forgive me, but I can live with your hate. 278 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,855 [SHRIEKS] 279 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,454 I can't help but feel that some of this must be my fault. 280 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,001 Mom, you are looking at a prank-proof box. 281 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:45,839 This box protects my head from liquids and my waistband from pantsing. 282 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,090 [LAUGHS] 283 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,844 No one's gonna make me look ridiculous. 284 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,306 Oh, you poor damaged boy. 285 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,362 Joey? What are you wearing? 286 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:13,074 A big box of dignity, dollface. 287 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,367 Why? 288 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,620 Please. You didn't really want to go to the dance with me. 289 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,583 This was all an elaborate rouse to prank me. 290 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,794 Well, the rouse is on youse. 291 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,674 Who's trying to prank you? 292 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,720 You and the rest of the snooty yet beautiful people 293 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,430 who think you own this school. 294 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,349 Let me tell you something, Emily. 295 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:40,226 You may be cute, popular and on the honor roll, 296 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,646 but I have seen your cartwheels and they are inconsistent at best. 297 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,690 [GASPS] 298 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,027 That's right. I said it. I am my own man. 299 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,155 Nobody puts Joey Rooney in a box. 300 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,950 Except Joey Rooney, obviously. 301 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,287 I wasn't trying to prank you. 302 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:02,791 I wanted to go to the dance with a cute, sweet, funny guy. 303 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,584 Oh. 304 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,169 Huh. 305 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,171 My bad. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 306 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,424 Well, let's not let two inches of galvanized steel 307 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:15,845 and bulletproof glass ruin our night, because I can still dance. 308 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,472 Dance, dance, dance. 309 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,973 Goodbye, Joey. 310 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:23,520 Oh, and by the way, my cartwheels are magnificent. 311 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:30,026 Wait! No! Wait! No! It's not my fault! 312 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,154 I have a father and brother who have no faith in me. 313 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:37,701 It's okay, baby. It's okay. Mommy's here. [MUTTERS] 314 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,250 Dragons, places for the final showdown. 315 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,840 -Fight! BOY: Get him good! 316 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:55,051 BOY 2: Woo! Yeah! [BOYS CHEERING] 317 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,511 [PARKER SHOUTS] [CRACKS] 318 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,888 BOYS:Ooh! -Ooh! [LAUGHS] 319 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,390 [SCREAMS] 320 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,641 BOYS: Ooh! 321 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:06,855 [GASPS] I've got an owwie! I've got a big owwie! 322 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,483 Reggie, are you okay? 323 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,193 Don't worry. I'll finish him. 324 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,654 I will not be banished from this dojo. 325 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,573 Dragon heart punch! 326 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,034 [SCREAMING] [SQUELCHING SOUNDS] 327 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,453 Ooh! 328 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:29,044 Ugh. Okay. You've made your point. Show's over. 329 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,088 Dragon arm attack. [YELLING] 330 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:38,219 [BOTH SCREAMING] 331 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,681 So, I've realized that, as my brother was beating 332 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,934 his best friend senseless with his own dismembered arm, 333 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,646 I may have pushed the kids a little bit too hard. 334 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,402 Aw, man we're done? 335 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,905 What am I supposed to do with these fake teeth? [SPITS] 336 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,912 Dragons, I owe you an apology. 337 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,873 I forgot that Dragon Strike Martial Arts is about discipline STYLE ::cue() 338 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:10,710 and learning how to defend yourself, not being top Dragon. 339 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,379 So, in order to make it up to all of you 340 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,631 I am buying everyone hot dogs at the go-kart track. 341 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,758 BOYS AND DAD: [CHEERING] 342 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,803 Also, Dad, can I borrow some money for hot dogs and go-karts? 343 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,516 All right, Dragons, gather up your loose limbs 344 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:27,310 and hearts and meet me at the minivan. 345 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,064 It's time to ride! [BOYS CHEERING] 346 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,275 You know I'm not gonna be holding back out there on that go-kart track, right? 347 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,737 I do not care if you are in middle school, I am gonna dominate you. 348 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,407 I'll run you right into a wall, old lady. 349 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,492 Rawr! 350 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,120 But, like, picture that, but, like, fire breath. 351 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,496 [LAUGHS] 352 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,379 Oh, I almost forgot. [CLAPS] Minions. 353 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,304 What? Wait, why do you even have this? 354 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,848 You had no idea that I was gonna ask you. 355 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,266 You were all gaga for Willow. 356 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,227 [LAUGHS] Oh, I was never into Willow. 357 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,646 You were-- you nev-- you what? What? What? 358 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,734 It was all part of my master plan. Allow me to explain. 359 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,194 Minions, some explaining music. [SNAPS FINGERS] 360 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,364 [ELECTRONIC KEYBOARD PLAYS] 361 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,074 I knew that a girl with a taste for Joey 362 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:27,078 could never feel the same way towards an elegant, gingery flavor such as myself. 363 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,289 It makes no culinary sense. 364 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,126 I knew it had to be the work of the Queen of Hearts, 365 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,295 so I faked an obsession with Willow, 366 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,505 giving you no choice but to jump on the grenade for her. 367 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:39,716 And that grenade is me. 368 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,885 Boom! Romance! 369 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,012 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 370 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,934 Wait, I got outplayed? 371 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,187 You're like an evil genius. 372 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,189 And I'm weirdly impressed. 373 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,232 Wait till you see me tango. 374 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,110 [TANGO KEYBOARD MUSIC PLAYS] 375 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,466 -Hey, Joey. -Oh. 376 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,635 Hi, Willow. You look nice. 377 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:24,969 Thanks. 378 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:28,556 Where's Artie? It's, uh, kind of rude to ditch your date. 379 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,393 Joey, I never wanted to go to the dance with Artie. 380 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,561 I wanted to go with you, but I thought you'd say no. 381 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,397 Good instinct. 382 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,652 It's too bad I'm in this box. We could go dance as friends. 383 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,155 [METAL CLANGS] 384 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,535 [SQUEALS] 385 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,789 So, uh, how about that dance? 386 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,791 -I'm afraid to say, no. -Good instinct. 387 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:55,959 [SCREAMS] 388 00:22:57,252 --> 00:23:00,839 At 10:02, Artie texted this to the entire school. 389 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,512 But it was all worth it when at 10:15,