1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:07,799 Oh, whose dirty underwear are these? 2 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:11,636 Don't look at me, Dr. P. I've been wearing mine for a week. 3 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,597 -Cranissaa! [GRUNTS] 4 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,393 That's Splat. He's my dojo partner. 5 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,478 To keep our fighting instincts razor-sharp, 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,772 we attack each other at random moments. 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:23,982 We call them... 8 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:29,112 Code red ninja super sneak attack assaults, 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,865 also known as "Cranissaa." 10 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,367 Which can be confusing 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,287 because there's a girl in our class named Clarissa. 12 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,458 You got him good, Splat. 13 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:46,254 Right, did you see his face? He was like, "Ee-oo-er-fer-- Doy!" 14 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,632 Hey, I don't say, "Doy!" 15 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,802 But sadly, everything else is accurate. 16 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,681 You know what, that was my underwear. 17 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,392 Then whose are these? 18 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,355 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 19 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:08,193 ♪ Better in stereo Better in stereo ♪ 20 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 21 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,572 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh, no ♪ 22 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:16,743 ♪ Slam dunk, ready or not Yeah, show me what you got ♪ 23 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,162 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 24 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,289 ♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪ 25 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,541 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 26 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,126 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 27 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:29,756 ♪ When you can say, yeah I say, no ♪ 28 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:34,260 ♪ When you say, stop All I wanna do is go, go, go ♪ 29 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,263 ♪ You, you The other half of me, me ♪ 30 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,683 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 31 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,894 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 32 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:46,147 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 33 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:50,068 ♪ The half I'll always need But we both know ♪ 34 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,487 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 35 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,995 LIV: Ah! [GASPS] 36 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:05,250 -Sorry, Joey. [LAUGHS] -Liv, chill. What is wrong with you? 37 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,670 Okay, international teen sensation, Kathy Kan 38 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:10,755 -is coming here today. [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM] 39 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,093 And that is the last one of those. 40 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,513 The Kathy Kan, the Korean pop star? 41 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,224 -Yeah, you know who she is? -Are you kidding? 42 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,518 I eat lunch with her every day. 43 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:28,064 [CLICKS TONGUE] Wow, you have a Kathy Kan lunchbox. 44 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,859 Uh-huh. I won it in a heated online fanboy auction. 45 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,904 I did have to trade my collection of Hobbit dress socks, 46 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,322 but it was worth it. 47 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:42,704 Well, she is going to be here all week to study me as an actress. 48 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:43,788 Ha! They're redoing... 49 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,707 ♪ Sing it loud ♪ 50 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:49,461 In Korea and, uh, she's been cast to play Stephanie Einstein 51 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,962 the character that I created on the original... 52 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,630 ♪ Sing it loud ♪ 53 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,175 So, you know, if you could just like be cool. 54 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:59,262 Liv, are you kidding? They call me the ice man. 55 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:05,143 [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING] Kathy Kan. It's Kathy Kan! 56 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,561 [MUFFLED SHOUTS] 57 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,606 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 58 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,068 ♪ Who can? Kathy Kan can ♪ 59 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,362 ♪ Who can? Kathy Kan can ♪ 60 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,989 ♪ Who can? Kathy Kan can ♪ 61 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,285 Okay, I want my own theme song. What? 62 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:23,995 ♪ Who lives? ♪ 63 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,039 ♪ Livvy Liv lives ♪ 64 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,000 I'll keep working on it. 65 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,381 Wait, what? You're just giving these away? 66 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:39,219 I am so excited you're here. I am such a big fan. 67 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:43,723 Are you kidding me? Liv Rooney, I'm a huge fan of yours. 68 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,059 I'm so excited for this week, it's gonna be totally... 69 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:48,395 BOTH: Sparkle-riffic. [SHRIEKS] 70 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:53,817 Okay, you are signing all of these and I am getting my Hobbit socks back. 71 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,737 Also, I like your bow. Welcome to America. 72 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,619 Oh, boom. Ha! 73 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:09,874 Even with a hurt knee I am destroying you in horse. [LAUGHS] 74 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:14,713 I even gave you a huge head start and, uh, started myself off with H-O-R-S, 75 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,382 and all you had to do was make one shot. 76 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,636 But, uh, you're about to lose again. 77 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,015 I have never beaten Maddie at anything 78 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,891 that requires athletic ability. 79 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,519 I know. Shocking. 80 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,230 Yeah, all right. Whatever. 81 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:41,906 It went in. 82 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,368 It did? I mean... [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah, whatever. Of course it did. 83 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:50,081 Okay, but, I mean, you couldn't make that shot again even if you tried. 84 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,042 Oh, I don't have to make it. Heh. 85 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,835 You do. 86 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,297 [CLEARS THROAT] [CHUCKLES] 87 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,381 Okay. STYLE ::cue() 88 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,469 [GLASS SHATTERS] 89 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,808 That's H-O-R-S-E. 90 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,353 I beat Maddie! 91 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,230 You know what? Let's go again. Because I want a rematch. 92 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,859 No, no, no. I'm retired from basketball. 93 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,071 Forever. 94 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,617 I'm just gonna ride off into the sunset on my horse, 95 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,577 which is spelled H-O-R-S-E. 96 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,579 Oh, wait. You already knew that. 97 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,499 [WHINNIES] 98 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,671 LINDA: ♪ Pink, pink, pink, Girls, girls, girls ♪ 99 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,673 ♪ Glitter, glitter, glitter Twirls, twirls, twirls ♪ 100 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,591 ♪ Together forever ♪ 101 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,551 -♪ We're Linda ♪ HEATHER: ♪ And Heather ♪ 102 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,261 ♪ Best friends ♪ 103 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,972 Linda and Heather is my favorite show. 104 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:53,061 It's about two girls who are best friends but always wind up in crazy hijinks. 105 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,438 My dojo bros think it's for girls. 106 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:59,109 Okay, pink and glitter, maybe, but twirls are for everyone. 107 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,905 [CLICKS TONGUE] Oh, hey, Splat. 108 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,826 [WHISPERING] Hey, Mrs. Rooney. Is Parker home? 109 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:11,121 Yeah, he's in the living room, Splat. Why are you carrying a club? 110 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,415 I'm going to Cranissaa Parker. 111 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,834 Okay, just don't cra-break anything. 112 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,293 [LAUGHS] 113 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,296 HEATHER: Linda, I told you, I don't need your help getting Harvey. 114 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,840 I wish you'd never come home. 115 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,844 What? No, don't say that, Heather. She's your bestie! 116 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,806 You're watching Linda and Heather? 117 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,766 What? Uh, no. 118 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,851 Cranissaa! 119 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,900 Parker, dude, that show's for girls. 120 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,153 Okay, I was flipping channels, 121 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,780 saw the diabolical younger brother blowing stuff up, 122 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,408 and forgot to change it once the girls came on. 123 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,869 Technically, that's a true story. 124 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,622 It's just I've been forgetting to change the channel for two years now. 125 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,295 No way, you recorded the whole season. 126 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,424 Before I knew how awful it was. 127 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,551 I mean, it's not like I like the show. 128 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,678 I love the show. 129 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,890 Then I guess you'll have no problem deleting them all. 130 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:15,060 Yeah, sure, I'll delete them. No problem. 131 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,022 You mean now? 132 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:25,195 I feel like I just lost my best friend, and her best friend. 133 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,658 [KATHY CHUCKLES AND GASPS] 134 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,535 The Liv Rooney diva board? 135 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,496 The legend is true. 136 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,208 Oh, I have a special little surprise for you. 137 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,586 [CLEARS THROAT, INHALES DEEPLY] 138 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,839 [SINGING IN KOREAN] 139 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,177 -Sing It Loud in Korean. -Yeah! 140 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,595 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 141 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,846 That means, "Thanks, sweet mama." 142 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,933 Okay, seriously though, 143 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,935 how did you learn to speak such perfect English? 144 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,354 By watching you play Stephanie Einstein on... 145 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,980 ♪ Sing it loud ♪ 146 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:05,151 Ugh, I cannot wait to teach you how to play her. 147 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,861 She is such a lovable airhead. 148 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,155 Yes, make me smart about how to be dumb. 149 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:12,742 Okay, so capturing Stephanie is a threefold process. 150 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,954 One, sing and look cute as a button, check and check. 151 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,124 And two, ability to deliver snappy one-liners. 152 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,543 So here's an example from episode 78, ready? 153 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,462 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 154 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,589 "I am so done with you. 155 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,592 We are in a text-only relationship until further notice." 156 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,179 Got it. Episode 32. [CLEARS THROAT] 157 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:38,101 "When I say I won't tell anyone, I've already told everyone." 158 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,896 Okay, hit me. What's the third key to Stephanie? 159 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:45,150 Okay, are you ready? The ability to pretty cry. 160 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,317 So.. [CLEARS THROAT] 161 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,403 [GASPS, SIGHS] 162 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,448 [WHIMPERS] 163 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,532 Got it. 164 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,535 [WAILING] 165 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,912 [SOBBING] 166 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,040 Oh, okay. 167 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,125 That cry is not that pretty. 168 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,046 I knew it. Kathy can't, Kathy can't, Kathy can't! 169 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:09,049 -You're better than this, Kathy! -[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 170 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,885 Now, you're a fun little whackadoo. 171 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,804 Um, but honestly, don't be too hard on yourself. 172 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,557 I mean, I didn't get the pretty cry till like halfway through season one. [LAUGHS] 173 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,352 Um, so let's just make this week a fun week, yeah? 174 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,312 Perfect, we'll hang out with all your friends 175 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,064 and be all real-girl normal. 176 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,108 Yeah, um. 177 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,988 So, slight truth bomb time. 178 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,867 Um, ever since I moved back, it's been a little hard to make friends. 179 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,245 Please don't judge me, I'm trusting you with my super-secret shame. Heh. 180 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,749 No, it's okay. I totally get it. 181 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,669 Ever since I hit number one in Korea with my first single, 182 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,753 "Happy Sugar Fun Time..." 183 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,840 it's been hard for me to make friends too. 184 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,886 Well, then maybe, 185 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,514 we can just be real-girl normal together. 186 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,558 -Do you know how to do that? -No, I have no idea. STYLE ::cue() 187 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,312 -Oh, but you know what? We can ask Maddie. -Okay. 188 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,731 -Yeah. [POUNDING] 189 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,401 Joey, get back out here right now and give me a rematch 190 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,903 before I rip your eyebrows off and feed them to you! 191 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,321 [LOUD THUD] 192 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,492 -Yeah, so maybe we won't ask Maddie. -Okay. 193 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,125 [LOUDLY] Join the real-girl normal club. 194 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,129 [LOUDLY] Wow, don't mind if I do. 195 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,424 That sounds like a club for girls like us. 196 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,221 -[SQUEALS] -Let the friend feeding frenzy begin. 197 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,305 Yeah! 198 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,726 And so, Superintendent Kneebauer, 199 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,062 I have really relaxed the rules on hallway posters. 200 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,189 Yeah. Let the kids express themselves. 201 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,859 This hallway looks like a funhouse. 202 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,654 Exactly. It is fun to get your education on. 203 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,489 A what, what? [LAUGHS] 204 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,452 Man versus zombie versus squirrel? 205 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,495 A what, what were you thinking? 206 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,373 Instead of promoting you, 207 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,959 maybe I should have moved you into the cafeteria. 208 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,378 No, I cook all day at home. I cannot do it here. 209 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,506 Then show me you're ready. 210 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,134 A new vice principal needs to take control. 211 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,094 Copy that. 212 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,179 All right, everybody. 213 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,181 Take these posters down, now! 214 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,060 If I see one poster up after 3 p.m., 215 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,270 you will see me in detention! 216 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,565 I am vice principal, you will fear me! 217 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,485 Better? 218 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,612 I'm still picturing you in a hairnet. 219 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,698 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 220 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,575 Can you believe that crazy woman? 221 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,661 Ha-ha! Yeah. Uh, that crazy woman is my mom. 222 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:44,746 Um. 223 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,581 But yeah, she better watch it. 224 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,458 The last vice principal we had was super strict 225 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,751 and kids were always pranking him. 226 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,295 [GASPS] Are you saying we should prank her? 227 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,339 [CHUCKLES] No. 228 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,716 Uh, I could never prank my mom. 229 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,176 People love pranksters. 230 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,554 It's got real-girl normal written all over it. 231 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,139 -You're not wrong. -Ha! 232 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,642 She may have torn down our posters, 233 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,311 -but the real-girl normal club lives on. -Mm-hm. 234 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,396 Let's do this. 235 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,231 BOTH: ♪ Ooh, ooh, oom ♪ 236 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,108 ♪ Ooh, ooh, oom ♪ 237 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,862 Hey, Mads, what you up to? 238 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,448 Besides not beating me at basketball. [CHUCKLES] 239 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,410 Yeah. You remember that? I do. 240 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,873 I could not live in a world where Joey beats Maddie, 241 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,292 so I had to defeat him at something-- Anything. 242 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,504 Clearly though it was not going to be T-shirt making, 243 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,880 because he's the master. 244 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,719 Oh, wow. Look at that. 245 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,014 What a shame, there is only one waffle left. 246 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,098 Hmm. [CLICKS TONGUE] 247 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,976 What do you think, you care to, uh, fence me for it? 248 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:57,068 Sorry, Mads. I have retired from all competition. 249 00:12:58,653 --> 00:12:59,863 Enjoy your waffle. 250 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,449 My victory sustains me. 251 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:05,994 See you at school. 252 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,580 Oh, by the way, um, there's an extra one of these on your bed. 253 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,962 [ROCK GUITAR PLAYING] 254 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,555 What's up, my dudes? 255 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,017 Y'all want to hit the weights after this and get yoked? 256 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,063 I was hoping Splat forgot about Linda and Heather. 257 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,607 But just in case, I wanted to reintroduce him 258 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,858 to my man-ness. 259 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,194 I got the idea from an episode of Linda and Heather. 260 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,446 Where's Splat? 261 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,448 Need to talk to him about guy stuff, 262 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,950 you know, karate, lightning bolts, cannons. 263 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,828 -Cranissaa! [SCREAMS] 264 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,086 Epic cranissaa, bro. 265 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,215 Wanna talk gator wrestling or go break something? 266 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,218 Dude, are you being all weird because I caught you watching-- 267 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,679 I don't know what you're talking about. 268 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,724 But are you gonna be cool about what we're not talking about? 269 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:14,646 Parkster, I would never say a word about... 270 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,940 [WHISPERS] Linda and Heather. 271 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,276 -Bros before shows. -Ah! Thanks, Splat. 272 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,778 I'm gonna go warm up. 273 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,199 LINDA: ♪ Pink, pink, pink Girls, girls, girls ♪ 274 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,326 ♪ Glitter, glitter, glitter Twirls, twirls, twirls ♪ 275 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:32,372 -♪ Together, forever, we're Linda ♪ HEATHER: ♪ And Heather ♪ 276 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,456 ♪ Best friends ♪ 277 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,626 During the most humiliating moment of my life, 278 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,171 I gotta admit, that song kind of chased my blues away. 279 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,767 Ready to get your prank on? 280 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,728 I've got industrial strength glue 281 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,646 and an appetite for mischief. 282 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:02,110 B.T. Dubs, you look amaz in your sneaky-sneak outfit. 283 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,571 Aw! Thank you. You look redizzle. STYLE ::cue() 284 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,032 BOTH: Double selfie! 285 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,244 [SHUTTERS CLICKING] 286 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,496 Mom said no posters on the walls. 287 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,208 I sure hope she likes them glued to her office floor. 288 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,754 Well, we had to put them somewhere. 289 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,882 There's no room on the walls, with a desk glued to it. 290 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,219 -Excellent prank, Ms. Kan. -Why thank you, Ms. Rooney. 291 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,307 BOTH: ♪ Ooh, ooh, oom, ooh, ooh, oom ♪ 292 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,226 Okay, let's get out of here before anybody sees us. 293 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,230 [LIV LAUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT] 294 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,903 Ha! What's wrong with this door? 295 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,448 I glued it. Ha-ha! You said glue everything. 296 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,993 What? No, no, no! 297 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,453 I glued the windows too. 298 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,706 I'm very thorough, it's one of my things. I also do calligraphy. 299 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,672 [SIGHS] Okay. Uh, Kathy. This is my mom's office, right? 300 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,424 If she catches us, she's gonna glue me to the wall! 301 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,886 -We just have to hide the evidence. -What? 302 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,229 [SHRIEKS] We need a better plan. What would Stephanie Einstein do? 303 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,605 I'm pretty sure she would pretty cry, 304 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,108 but I don't think I have any pretty left in me. 305 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,318 [BOTH WAILING] 306 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,751 Parker, there are a couple of friends here to see you. 307 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:47,757 [AS HEATHER]: Hi, Linda! Do you think any boys watch our show? 308 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:52,721 [AS LINDA]: No, Heather. Why would they? It's not for boys, it's for girls! 309 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,682 We burned him, Splat. 310 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,976 Yeah, we did. Boom, chicken soup. 311 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,603 Okay, yep. You guys got me. 312 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,273 Wait a second. 313 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,484 "Boom, chicken soup." 314 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,696 That's a very odd expression, where'd you hear that? 315 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,364 Uh, duh, it's Linda's catchphrase. 316 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,824 Boom, chicken soup! 317 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,495 Nobody would know that unless they watch Linda and Heather. 318 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,330 You guys watch it too. 319 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,041 Boom, chicken busted. 320 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,418 [ALL LAUGHING] 321 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,587 I thought I was the only guy that watched it. 322 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,715 It's funny. And it has a lot of heart. 323 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,762 Hey, you guys can stop laughing. 324 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,306 Yeah, that's right. 325 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,017 I watch Linda and Heather. That's my truth. 326 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,271 Those gals make me laugh and that makes me feel alive. 327 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:47,192 So why do we tease each other for loving something that's funny? 328 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,112 Who made up the rule that boys can't like a show about girls? 329 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,115 The shame stops today. 330 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,409 If you're with me, say it loud and say it proud. 331 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,161 -Boom! -BOTH: Chicken soup! 332 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,205 -I said, boom! -BOTH: Chicken soup! 333 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,084 Linda and Heather now, Linda and Heather tomorrow, 334 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,336 and Linda and Heather forever! 335 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,089 BOTH: Best friends! [ALL CHEERING] 336 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,468 Friends, rocketeers, 337 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:16,096 online gaming warriors. 338 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:22,936 You stand on the very court where I defeated Maddie Rooney. 339 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,773 My shot bounced off the ground here, 340 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,402 hit the wall, and went directly into the net. 341 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,364 If you are unclear on what the net is, 342 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,826 it is the white thingy hanging from the red thingy. 343 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,456 Guys, it's like when they blew up the Death Star. 344 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,916 ALL: Oh, yes. 345 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,669 [MADDIE LOUDLY CLEARS THROAT] 346 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,504 Joseph Rooney. 347 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,424 It is time for you to face me. 348 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,678 Maddie, I told you. 349 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,848 I have retired from all competition. 350 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,810 Oh, really? You're telling me in front of all your friends 351 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,187 in the Rocket club, that you're afraid to face me in a challenge? 352 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,401 Even one that involves your home court... [SIGHS] 353 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,778 -the periodic table of elements. [CROWD GASPS] 354 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,156 Chemistry challenge accepted. 355 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,159 You just signed your death warrant. 356 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,703 Let's dance, princess. 357 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,541 Cobalt. 358 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,625 Iridium. 359 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,586 Child's play. 360 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,130 Palladium. 361 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,883 Platinum, my 17th favorite element. 362 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:41,014 And then, "Au," which is for gold, which is what they give to winners! 363 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,891 [GROANS] Yeah! 364 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,934 "Tic-tac-joe-y." 365 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,354 ♪ Oh, I beat Joey, you know it ♪ 366 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,356 ♪ Doing a victory dance To show it, what ♪ 367 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,361 -What? No. -Yeah. 368 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,612 That wasn't the game. 369 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,156 -We were filling in all the elements. -Maybe you were. 370 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,408 I personally was making everything right with the universe. 371 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,160 So I beat Joey. Bam, what? STYLE ::cue() 372 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,332 LIV: Oh, no. KATHY: What do we do? 373 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,750 This is all my fault. 374 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,836 Why did I drag you into this? I'm not a prankster. 375 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,421 Kathy can't, Kathy can't, Kathy can't! 376 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,385 Kathy, could you please melt down just like a little more quietly, 377 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,803 I'm trying to figure out a way out of here. 378 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,931 Sorry. [WHISPERING] Kathy can't, Kathy can't, Kathy can't. 379 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,809 Oh! Oh, I got it. Do you remember the blizzard episode of... 380 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,644 ♪ Sing it loud ♪ 381 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,689 Duh! "Someone picked the wrong day to wear open-toed snow boots." 382 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,900 Exactly. Stephanie and Gunner were trapped in the school basement 383 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,902 but they got out by... 384 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,571 Climbing through the vents. Liv Rooney you're a genius. 385 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,031 LIV: Ha-ha! Boom. KATHY: Boom. 386 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,366 LIV: Okay, let's go. KATHY: Okay. 387 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,911 I think maybe if you just like, leg up. Just like high kick into it. 388 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,330 So as you can see, 389 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,875 nothing but pristine walls and respect. [CHUCKLES] 390 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,753 So far, so adequate. 391 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,173 [METAL CREAKING AND BREAKING] 392 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,591 [LIV & KATHY SCREAMING] 393 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,805 [LIV GRUNTS] 394 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,932 [COUGHING] 395 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,019 -Okay. -You know what? 396 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,854 -Yeah? -That could have been so much worse. 397 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,731 We could have landed in the boys bathroom. 398 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,815 [BOTH SHUDDER] 399 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,942 Ugh, boy stench. Okay, let's go. 400 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,486 Liv, I'm sorry. 401 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:21,573 I thought pulling a prank would help us both make some friends. 402 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,618 [CHUCKLES] Well, I don't know about you, 403 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,162 but I'm pretty sure I made one. 404 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,706 -Me too. [BOTH LAUGH] 405 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,586 Okay, I'm totally in this moment, 406 00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:37,339 but how does your makeup look so perfect after falling through the ceiling? 407 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,840 [GIGGLES] 408 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:43,553 Oh, Kathy, there are just some secrets that even friends don't share. Let's go. 409 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,600 Oh! Um... 410 00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,393 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 411 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,856 I can explain. You see, we have a ghost at Ridgewood. 412 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,026 -He comes in-- -Congratulations, Rooney. 413 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,862 They detest you. 414 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,908 My first year they filled my car with live chickens. 415 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,788 -You are officially a vice principal. [SIGHS] 416 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,247 Oh! Ha. 417 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,875 -Whoo! [CHUCKLES] -Welcome to the club. 418 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,503 What, what? 419 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,967 -You guys ready? -Yeah, let me just get comfortable. 420 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,555 Ah, I'm such a Heather. 421 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,476 No way, dude. You're a total Linda. 422 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,522 ALL: ♪ Pink, pink, pink Girls, girls, girls ♪ 423 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,440 ♪ Glitter, glitter, glitter Twirls, twirls, twirls ♪ 424 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:41,528 ♪ Together forever We're Linda and Heather ♪ 425 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:43,113 ♪ Best friends ♪ 426 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,826 Being able to enjoy Linda and Heather with my friends felt good. 427 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,537 -Boys aren't just a bunch of-- -Cranissaa! 428 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,542 [CHUCKLES] You laid him out, Splat.