1 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,384 Ha ha! Good morning, Stevens Point! 2 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:11,052 I'm your old pal, Johnny Nimbus, 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:14,264 coming at you live from the site of the cheddar-brat fest, 4 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:18,810 where pride and pork come together to celebrate all things Wisconsin. 5 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,729 Cheddar-brat fest, whoa! 6 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:24,274 Oh, hey! That is no ordinary sausage enthusiast. 7 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:28,611 That's the now-injured captain of the lady porcupines basketball team, Maddie Rooney. 8 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,698 Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the brat fest being moved to your school? 9 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,617 Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's Dairy Farm was a great place, 10 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,327 but then that, um... 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,997 cow got struck by lightning, which was unfortunate. 12 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,291 [SHARPLY INHALES] 13 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:42,876 Smelled like steak, though. 14 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,837 Tragic, but delicious! [LAUGHS] 15 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,632 Hey, and also with me are the current reigning cheese roll champs, 16 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,967 Pete and Karen Rooney. 17 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:56,056 Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the folks at home how you're feeling. 18 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,601 Cheese. 19 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,812 Fantastic! Hey, how about we show everybody 20 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,565 how this crazy cheese roll thing is gonna work tomorrow, huh? 21 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:08,151 Now the cheese roll is all about teamwork. 22 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,445 Now the roller can't see the target, 23 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,322 so they rely on the spotter to help them aim. 24 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,865 Okay, turn a little to the right. 25 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,117 Down and roll. 26 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,371 KAREN: Yes! Good job! [LAUGHS] 27 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,081 Are you signing for packages? 28 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,457 Because we just delivered the boom! 29 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,917 [BOTH LAUGHS] 30 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,961 Oh, that is why they are four-time champs. 31 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,672 Hey, little brat fest fun fact: 32 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,216 nobody's ever won this five years in a row. 33 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,760 LIV: And no one ever will! 34 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,432 Cheddar-brat fest is brat-solutely the thing I missed most about Wisconsin 35 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,017 when I was off in Hollywood. 36 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,519 Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age 12, 37 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,646 and we got these sweet jackets. 38 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,025 Still fits. 39 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,444 Liv has the freakish ability 40 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,572 to roll a wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy. 41 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,199 Takes after her father. 42 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,993 [CHUCKLING] Oh! Don't make me blush. 43 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,078 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 44 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:04,207 Ah, she was "Bull's-eye" Rooney long before she was Tristan Lycanth 45 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,877 in the upcoming blockbuster, Space Werewolves. 46 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,714 I'm very excited, Johnny. The red carpet premiere is next weekend. 47 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,425 Oh, that's right. And that's taking place out there in Hollywood. 48 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,801 Do you happen to have an extra ticket? 49 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:17,679 [LAUGHS] Keep dreaming, Johnny. 50 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,305 I will! [CHUCKLES] 51 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,101 So, Maddie, you sure about this partner of yours? 52 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:26,896 because she seems to have the habit of not showing up for cheddar-brat fest. 53 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,733 I'm just saying. Not trying to get into your head or anything. 54 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,819 Not going to work, Mom. 55 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,113 The cheese roll is actually the first thing Liv and I ever won together, 56 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:39,784 and, uh, now that she's home, the Rooney twins are rock solid! 57 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,327 [SIGHS] 58 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,288 We are rock solid! Right, Liv? 59 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,706 Absolutely, Maddie. 60 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,208 No way I'm missing the cheddar-brat fest this year. 61 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,127 -I promise. -Okay. 62 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:53,256 Hey, Mom and Dad. You feeling queasy? Because it's about to get cheesy. 63 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,179 One time! 64 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,432 Ooh-ooh! 65 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,517 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 66 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,019 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 67 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,188 ♪ Better in stereo ♪ 68 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,315 ♪ I'm up with the sunshine Let's go ♪ 69 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,567 ♪ I lace up my high tops Oh, no ♪ 70 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:14,402 ♪ Slam dunk, Ready or not ♪ 71 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,821 ♪ Yeah, show me What you got ♪ 72 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,074 ♪ I'm under the spotlight Holler ♪ 73 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,284 ♪ I dare you Come on and follow ♪ 74 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,536 ♪ You dance to your own beat ♪ 75 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,080 ♪ I'll sing the melody ♪ 76 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,540 ♪ When you say, yeah ♪ 77 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,417 ♪ I say, no ♪ 78 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,711 ♪ When you say, stop ♪ 79 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,255 ♪ All I wanna do Is go, go, go ♪ 80 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,258 ♪ You, you, The other half of me, me ♪ 81 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,678 ♪ The half I'll never be ♪ 82 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,889 ♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪ 83 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:46,142 ♪ You, you The better half of me, me ♪ 84 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,520 ♪ The half I'll always need ♪ 85 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,146 ♪ But we both know ♪ 86 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,482 ♪ We're better in stereo ♪ 87 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,154 There it is, partner. 88 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,073 The Golden Bratwurst Trophy, 89 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,743 awarded to the winners of the slippery sausage toss. 90 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,080 Make no mistake. [WHISPERS] She will be mine. 91 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,542 How can you tell when a bratwurst is a lady? 92 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,919 Ah, by the way she's checking me out. 93 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:14,963 Hey, girl. 94 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,841 In the slippery sausage toss, 95 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,885 one teammate tosses a greasy sausage to the other one. 96 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,887 If you drop one, you're out. 97 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,723 It's a metaphor for life. 98 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,852 Wanna see my mad skills? 99 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,563 Brat me, bro. Bro, brat me. Right here, bro. 100 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,106 Right here. 101 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,278 I got it. I got it. 102 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,612 No, don't got it. 103 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,074 Big surprise. You're horrible at catching. 104 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,202 You've seen me throw, so that's out. 105 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,872 Look, we have to win that trophy. 106 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,249 I must get to my laboratory to build a device 107 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,752 that gives you the power to catch. 108 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,420 That sounds good, partner. 109 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:01,009 Ah, and, uh, you take care of yourself, Little Mama. STYLE ::cue() 110 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,178 [MOUTHS] Call me. 111 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:10,143 Thanks, Joey. It's kind of hard to carry my books and work these things. 112 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:13,897 Oh, no. Taking care of the family is what I do. [LAUGHS] 113 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,066 And now that the ladies from sixth period 114 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,527 have seen me be a gentleman for my sister, I'm done. 115 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,446 Later, Limpy. 116 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,408 Thanks. 117 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,828 [CELLPHONE VIBRATES] 118 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,957 [BEEPS] Diggie, hey. [GIGGLES] 119 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,417 How are you? I miss you. 120 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,170 [WIND WHISTLING] [STAMMERING] It's 40-below zero. 121 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:40,298 It's like the air is trying to kill me. [EXHALES] 122 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,591 [CHUCKLES] 123 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,594 When Maddie was supposed to leave for the Junior Olympics basketball team, 124 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,013 I decided I didn't wanna be home when she wasn't. 125 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,100 So I signed up to be a foreign exchange student. 126 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,686 Which is like way romantic, except then, you know, 127 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,480 I blew my knee out, so I couldn't go. 128 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:59,025 So now I have a boyfriend who's 6000 miles away. [CHUCKLES] 129 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,402 What a jerk. 130 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,115 Guess what happens when you're the last foreign exchange student to sign up. 131 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,827 You get the country that nobody wants, Tundrabania. 132 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,078 Heard of the arctic circle? 133 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:14,124 That's where Tundrabanian kids go on spring break to warm up. 134 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,544 I really wish you were gonna be here for cheddar-brat fest. 135 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:22,215 I do too. It's so cold. Say things that are warm. 136 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,427 [CHUCKLES] Aw, is that Diggie? 137 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:29,472 Mrs. Rooney, hey! I heard you got promoted to vice principal. Congratulations. 138 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,225 Thanks. It's a big job. 139 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:35,979 Yeah, she's in charge of things like, you know, enforcing the rules... 140 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,189 For example, no Facegabbing in the halls. 141 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,441 Confiscated. 142 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,651 Mom! 143 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,655 Okay, I know that you're trying to rattle me, 144 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,284 but me and Liv are gonna take you down at the cheese roll. 145 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,327 Bam! What? [CHUCKLES] 146 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:53,913 Maybe I am. 147 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,791 Why don't you go cry to your boyfriend in Tundrabania about it? 148 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,377 Oh, wait, you can't. I got your phone. 149 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,132 Heh. Would you mind helping me carry my books? 150 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,303 Hello? Okay. [BONES CRACK] I got this. 151 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,268 Mama's here! Mama's here! 152 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,023 Ahem. This changes nothing. 153 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,953 Are you making your own sausage? 154 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,580 Cool. 155 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:38,083 Oh, it's not just any sausage, all right? 156 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,543 I'm putting pieces of metal into the links. 157 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,963 -Wanna know why? -Don't need to. 158 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,676 Sometimes you get a feeling that something special's about to happen. 159 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,636 Here. Put these on. 160 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,514 I figured out how to win the slippery sausage toss. 161 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,685 "Brat bros." Nice! 162 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,439 Joey plus bling equals, holla! [HIGH-PITCHED] 163 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,067 Think fast. [METAL CLANKS] 164 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,113 I caught it! 165 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:09,823 Witchcraft. 166 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,534 The rings are magnets. 167 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,327 The metal sausage will stick right to them. 168 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,037 It's doof-proof. 169 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,873 Isn't this cheating? 170 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,626 Hey, the rulebook doesn't say you can't stuff the sausage with metal 171 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,795 and wear electro-magnetic rings. 172 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,131 I'm sold. 173 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,550 Any chances of matching necklace and chalice? 174 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:32,470 Ah, sorry. Some things I just like to keep for myself. 175 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,144 Today is the cheddar-brat fest. 176 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,855 I finally get to do the cheese roll with my sister again. 177 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,316 I was so excited that I went to bed in my champion jacket last night. 178 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,696 Parker, come on! 179 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,240 You're gonna be late for cheddar-brat fest! 180 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,492 [WHISPERS] You too, Liv and Maddie. 181 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,830 Hate for you to miss the ride and have to forfeit the cheese roll. 182 00:08:58,913 --> 00:08:59,956 [NORMAL VOICE] Start the car. 183 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,334 Ah, nice try, Mom. 184 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,669 Maddie, come on! 185 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,713 Oh, look. 186 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,923 Somebody hung my Space Werewolves poster. 187 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,550 Looks perfect. 188 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,472 It's about time someone recognized my superior hanging abilities. 189 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,557 -Oh, careful. -No, no. 190 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,601 -Liv. -Yeah. 191 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:20,977 I am so proud of you. 192 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,439 Next weekend, my little space werewolf is gonna be walking the red carpet 193 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,358 at her movie premiere! 194 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,942 Oh, thanks, Dad. 195 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,279 [CHUCKLES] 196 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:35,367 Using affection to neutralize competitive fire, fierce power move. 197 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,621 Not primetime's first rodeo. [BOTH LAUGHS] 198 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:43,249 Ah, O-M-Wowza! How great is this? 199 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,211 Nothing can stop my triumphant return to the cheddar-brat fest. 200 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,962 Yes. 201 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,090 Major Space Werewolves problems! 202 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,174 Ooh. 203 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,387 Whitney, what are you doing in Stevens Point? You're the producer. 204 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,472 You're supposed to be in Hollywood getting ready for the premiere. 205 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,099 Well, I hopped on the studio's private jet, 206 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,643 and came straight here to give you some horrible news. STYLE ::cue() 207 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:05,146 Lunar Foxes changed their premiere to the same day as ours! 208 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,356 [GASPS] No! 209 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,233 Those dirty lunar foxes. 210 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,153 So the buzz on Space Werewolves is so huge 211 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:16,449 that a rival studio made a copycat film called Lunar Foxes. 212 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,493 [SCOFFS] Pathetic. 213 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,579 It's like putting ketchup on a bagel and calling it pizza. Ugh. 214 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,581 They're trying to steal our audience. 215 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,292 Not only is their premiere the same day as ours, 216 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:30,755 but they're going to project their movie onto the face of the moon. 217 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,257 We can't compete with the moon! 218 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,967 Oh, yes, we can! 219 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,386 I changed our premiere to tonight! 220 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,929 The Whit don't quit. 221 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:41,474 We gotta get you packed. We're going to Hollywood right now. 222 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,851 Uh, now? No. 223 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,227 Oh? 224 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,895 I'll miss the cheddar-brat fest. 225 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,481 I promised my sister that I would be there for the cheese roll. 226 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:53,153 Liv, you are the star of Space Werewolves. 227 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,697 We need you at the premiere, 228 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,492 so unless this cheese you're gonna roll cost 100 million dollars to make, 229 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,785 you're getting on that plane. 230 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,664 Fine. I guess I'm going. 231 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,292 Wait, you're not going to the cheddar-brat fest? 232 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,254 But you promised me. 233 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,717 I guess it must mean something different in Hollywood than it does in Wisconsin. 234 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,435 Guess the only thing Liv's gonna crush in that cheese roll is Maddie's heart. 235 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,521 Too soon? Yeah, it's too soon. 236 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,359 [OOMPAH MUSIC PLAYING] 237 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,866 Ha-ha! Look at that! 238 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,037 Amazing! Let's hear it for Engelbert Lungburger. 239 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,790 The pretzel king, everybody! Huh? 240 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:48,917 Hey, Maddie. 241 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,503 I'm sorry Liv's not here. You doing okay? 242 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,129 Yeah. I'm fine. 243 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,299 I mean, you know, Liv's doing her thing and I'm doing mine, 244 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,551 so, besides... 245 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,054 I'm gonna take you down myself. 246 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,932 [CLEAR THROAT] Ahem. 247 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,354 Okay. 248 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,405 Don't look at me. 249 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,831 Okay, let's go. 250 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,541 You should be in Hollywood. 251 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,876 -Stop! I should be here, okay? -Oh! 252 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,837 Oh, no, there's no stopping. 253 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,797 We need time to style you for that premiere. 254 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,424 Oh. What are you doing? 255 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,552 Plane's a-waiting. Wow, you are really strong. 256 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,347 Whitney, I can't just leave my sister hanging like this, okay? 257 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,557 I made her a promise. 258 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,768 Did you make that promise with your abs? Wow! 259 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,186 Oh, come on. 260 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,063 -Okay! -Oh, my God. 261 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,526 Whitney, if you make me go to that premiere tonight, 262 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,029 all that those photographers are gonna see on the Red Carpet is this. 263 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,947 Boom, boom, boom! 264 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,073 Sad face. 265 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:03,992 No, no, no. 266 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,535 No sad face on the Red Carpet. 267 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,619 Whitney, come on! 268 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,121 There has to be some way to get me to go 269 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,956 to both the cheddar-brat fest and my premiere. 270 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,833 It's just not possible. 271 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,126 [WHIMPERS] 272 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,840 Well... 273 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,760 technically, it might be kind of possible. 274 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,846 [GASPS] If we delay the private jet two hours and do your hair and makeup here. 275 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,931 [GROANS LOUDLY] [SQUEALS] 276 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,391 I can still do the cheese roll with my sister 277 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,393 and be in Hollywood on time for the premiere. [GASPS] 278 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,979 Hold on. Bam! 279 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:38,360 Hometown girl spends time with her family before big Hollywood premiere. [GASPS] 280 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,571 That is a story with heart! You can't project that onto the moon. 281 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,198 Let's do it. [SQUEALS] 282 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,825 Boom, boom, boom! Happy face! 283 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,327 [CHUCKLES] 284 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,206 Let's toss some sausages! 285 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,707 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NIMBUS: And they're off. 286 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,710 NIMBUS: Parker Rooney is throwing sausage after sausage [METAL CLANKS] 287 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:56,795 at his big brother Joey there. 288 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,172 And he is catching everything but a cold. 289 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,840 I tell you, it's amazing this Joey Rooney. 290 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,635 I mean, it's like he is a brat-catching octopus. 291 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,428 a brat-topus, if you will. 292 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,764 Oh, we're down to two teams. Only two teams left. 293 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,766 I know his sister is in the movies, 294 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,893 but Joey Rooney's the real star today! 295 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,690 Unbelievable! This is just an incredible display of brat-catching ability 296 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,109 I haven't seen since-- Oh, that's it! 297 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,529 It's over! Parker and Joey Rooney win! 298 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,613 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 299 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,781 We did it, we did it! 300 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,658 -We did it, we did it! -Unbelievable stuff. 301 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,118 What's your secret, boys? 302 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,828 -Science! -Hard work. 303 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,205 Hard work. 304 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,376 Okay, enough primping. The cheese roll's about to start. 305 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,128 Livie, let them work their magic. 306 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,131 You are gonna be photographed more tonight than you've been in your entire life. 307 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,590 You need to look perfect. 308 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,594 You're perfect! 309 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,847 Let's go. Come on, people. 310 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,433 This cheese pork thing has us on a tight schedule. 311 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,851 Um, Whitney, hold on. 312 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:53,935 I wanna grab my phone. 313 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,855 I wanna text Maddie that I'm on my way, now that I know I'm actually coming. STYLE ::cue() 314 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,611 [MEAT GRINDER WHIRRING] Liv: No! 315 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,910 No, no, no! 316 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,122 What the...? Oh... 317 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,166 Hey! 318 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:22,630 Hi. So, um, my hair kind of got sucked into a... 319 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,674 -Oh! -a meat grinder. 320 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,301 [BOTH CHUCKLES] 321 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,637 But, uh, you know, on the bright side... 322 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:30,847 help me! 323 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,891 Help me, Whitney, help me. I don't know what to do! 324 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:33,975 Okay. 325 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:42,984 And to the Slippery Sausage Toss champions goes the Golden Bratwurst! 326 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,944 [CHEERING] Congratulations, boys. 327 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,364 Seriously, Joey Rooney, how did you do it? 328 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,034 Oh, well, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, success is 50 percent preparation 329 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,286 and 50 percent perspiration. 330 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,746 But me? No, no, no. 331 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:58,291 I like to sprinkle in another 16 percent of natural-born handsomeness 332 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:02,253 and one metric liter of straight up baller skills, yo! 333 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,630 Ha-ha! Hey, listen, 334 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,465 is there anything you can't catch? 335 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,841 I mean, think fast. Huh? 336 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,051 KAREN: Oh. 337 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,970 Second time's the charm. There you go. 338 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,726 Um, why don't you try throwing one from this bin? 339 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,273 Holy hidden secrets! [GASPS] 340 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:26,778 The Rooney boys stuffed their sausages with metal and Joey's rings are magnets! 341 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,279 [ALL GASPS] 342 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:32,534 How could you do this to the cheddar-brat fest? 343 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,704 I thought we raised you to respect sausage. 344 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,041 Okay, I got a guy coming. 345 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,877 He's gonna get your hair out so we can salvage it for the premiere. 346 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,672 Can he do it in the next five minutes so that I can make the cheese roll? 347 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,590 Sister, it's gonna take two hours to fix your hair. 348 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,800 You're not going to the festival. 349 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,219 What? Whitney, I promised my sister! 350 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,554 -No, no, no! -Ah. 351 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,116 Okay. 352 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,666 Okay. Maddie needs you. 353 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,917 You can do this. 354 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,128 [EXHALES] You can do this. 355 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,803 Oh, why couldn't it have been my arm that got stuck? 356 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,598 Okay. [EXHALES SHARPLY] 357 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,187 Say it isn't so! 358 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,857 This just in, Maddie Rooney has backed out of the cheese roll. 359 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,110 [ALL GASPS] That means Pete and Karen Rooney are winners by default. 360 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,613 Huh?! Let's hear it for them, folks. 361 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,490 You ready for that crown, Pete? 362 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,451 Cheese. 363 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,329 LIV: You're gonna have to earn that crown! 364 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:01,873 Liv? 365 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,250 Holy hacked up hunks of hair! 366 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,338 Ooh, ah... Ooh. [CHUCKLES] 367 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,547 What happened? 368 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,551 Oh, you know, it's just your typical 'Hair gets caught in a meat grinder 369 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,303 and has to be hacked off in order to keep a promise 370 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,930 to your best friend/sister' kind of story. 371 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,056 [CHUCKLES] One of those. 372 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,935 Wait, you sacrificed your hair for me? 373 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,104 What about your premiere? 374 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:27,607 Um, actually, Whitney says that if I can win this within the next 10 minutes, 375 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,692 I can still make the premiere. 376 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,653 Nine minutes, 38 seconds. Ticktock, ladies. 377 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,531 Okay, Maddie. Let's do this. [CHUCKLES] 378 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,782 Whoo! 379 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,868 Okay, seriously, give me the hood. People are staring. Thanks. 380 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,415 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 381 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:47,085 Looks like we're gonna have a cheese roll after all. Ha-ha! 382 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,713 Partners, get ready to chuck that cheddar. 383 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,382 Please, oh, please, let's roll some cheese! 384 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,427 -I got it, I got it. -Get down. 385 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,929 NIMBUS: The four-time champ grabs his wheel of cheese and let's it fly, 386 00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,764 and down goes the pretzel man. 387 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,932 What a great shot! 388 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:04,269 And there goes the younger Rooney. Pretzel man down! 389 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,397 -Here we go, pistol Pete again. -Go, go, go. 390 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,400 He's fired up. And there goes that wheel of cheese! 391 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,029 And now Liv. Look at that shot lined up. 392 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,532 Ball nation just desolated that house! 393 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,494 And now it's down to the always difficult pretzel castle, folks. 394 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,289 [CLEAR THROAT] 395 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,790 Hey, uh... Hey, primetime. 396 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,753 You know if you choke now you lose to girls whose diapers you've changed. 397 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,588 Oh, sorry. That's right. 398 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,214 You never changed our diapers. 399 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,343 I was too worried I would get clumsy and drop you. 400 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,844 Wow. [INHALES SHARPLY] 401 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,596 Really hope you don't drop this wheel of cheese. 402 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,016 You know it weighs about as much as a baby girl. 403 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,686 [MIMICS BABY CRYING] 404 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,857 [GASPS] Did she get in your head? 405 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,942 Shake it off, primetime. 406 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,278 -You're the champ. -NIMBUS:This is for all the marbles. 407 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,572 And here he goes. He lets it roll, and... 408 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,201 Jimmy jumped up, Mother of May! Whoo! STYLE ::cue() 409 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:06,039 If the twins can knock down their pretzel castle, they win! 410 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,042 She intimidated my partner. You go get her, pretzel king. 411 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,544 There is no smack talk in the cheese roll. 412 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,588 You are banned from aiming your partner. 413 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,382 What? No! 414 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,300 How can I hit the castle without my aimer? 415 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,427 You know what, Liv? It's fine. You got this. 416 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,430 Because if anyone can find a castle, it's a princess. 417 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:24,766 Of course. 418 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,102 Activate diva sonar. 419 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,563 [VOCALIZING] 420 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,152 Got it. Target locked. 421 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,239 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 422 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,745 [ALL CHEERING] 423 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,709 Ah, ah, ah. 424 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,711 Still hideous under here. Thank you. 425 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,090 There's a new cheese sheriff in town, and her name is Bull's-eye Rooney! 426 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,676 All right! We gotta go. 427 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,804 Let's get on the plane Rooney's! 428 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,597 Um, wait, all of us? 429 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,101 You think I'm going to my big Hollywood premiere without my family? 430 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,396 [LAUHING] Move, move, move! 431 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,690 Let's do it. Hit it. Yes. 432 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,735 I love you, Wisconsin! 433 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,862 That was exciting, huh? 434 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:22,032 Oh, boy. For the record, I didn't even wanna go 435 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,909 to Liv Rooney's stupid Hollywood premiere, you know? 436 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,328 -My job's right here in Steven's Point. -Hey, Johnny? 437 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,582 We have an extra seat on the plane, so it's, uh, yours if you want it. 438 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,295 Johnny Nimbus is going to Hollywood. Nimbus out! 439 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,964 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] Wait up! 440 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,802 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 441 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,354 [BOTH GIGGLE] 442 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:56,441 I'm really glad Wisconsin Liv is back, but Hollywood Liv has some serious perks. 443 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,943 [LAUGHS, SNORTS] 444 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,362 Let's keep her around. 445 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,529 [LAUGHS] 446 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:02,781 Hey, guys. 447 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,824 Family photo. Come on in. 448 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,534 -Yeah, check me out. -How do I look? 449 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,536 Everyone say...