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Okay, Aunt Dena and Cousin
Ruby will be here any second.
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We have...
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welcome home balloons
and chips and guacamole.
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Oh, actually, here in California,
we pronounce it "hwak-a-moly."
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Okay, so... so
no, they don't
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because nobody pronounces
it like that anywhere.
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All righty.
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Well, the bathroom floor is
so clean that you can lick it.
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We know that because he did.
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Karen: Well, great.
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Now you can clean the kitchen,
the back deck, and the veranda.
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Stop.
Joey: Mom...
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Why do we have to do all the cleaning?
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Ooh, let me answer.
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It is because...
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you built tunnels under
our home in Wisconsin
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and you made them collapse,
destroying our home, so.
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Bingo!
Bingo!
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Guys, we need to keep
Aunt Dena's place tidy
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while we're staying here,
especially now that Ruby's home.
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It is so not fair that Ruby got to
spend a whole summer on safari.
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Why didn't Grandma Janice take us?
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Oh, let me!
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She was going to take you,
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but then you... Oh! You
destroyed our home. Yeah.
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Bingo!
Bingo!
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You know what the best part
about walking on the beach is?
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You always get to take a
little bit of it home with you.
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Uh... uh, Mom!
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Maddie messed up the
floor that we just cleaned!
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Uh, Mom!
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Joey ruined the house that we grew up in!
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You know, I'll tell you what.
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I am really starting to
regret destroying that house.
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Rooney cousins!
Both: Ruby!
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Ruby!
Aah!
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Ruby!
Hi!
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Ruby! What? You're so big!
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Look at the house! It looks great, boys!
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Oh, thank you for not making it collapse.
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Okay, Ruby, how was your safari?
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Great. Grandma scared away a
lion by pretending to be a bear.
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Both: Aww...
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that sounds like Mom.
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Okay, Ruby, we are so excited
that we get to live with you!
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Me too! I've never had siblings.
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Now it's like we're... sorta siblings.
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Aww.
Aww!
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Liv, we have a sorta little sister!
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Aah!
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You also have two sorta big brothers.
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Don't ruin this.
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♪ Better in stereo ♪
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♪ B... B... better in stereo ♪
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♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ I lace up my high tops ♪
♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ Slam dunk ♪
♪ Ready or not ♪
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♪ Yeah, show me what you got ♪
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♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪
♪ Holler ♪
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♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪
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♪ You dance to your own beat ♪
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♪ I'll sing the melody ♪
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♪ When you say yea-ah-ah ♪
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♪ I say no-oh-oh ♪
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♪ When you say stop ♪
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♪ All I want to do is go, go, go ♪
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♪ You, you, the other half of me, me ♪
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♪ The half I'll never be-e ♪
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♪ The half that drives me crazy ♪
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♪ You, you, the better half of me, me ♪
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♪ The half I'll always nee-eed ♪
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♪ But we both know ♪
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♪ We're better in stereo ♪
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Boys, I just spoke with your dad.
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He's on his way back to
Beloit to coach a game,
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but he said that the home
rebuild is on schedule.
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Ooh!
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Let's take a gratitude moment.
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What is happening?
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She's letting us stay here for free.
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Just pretend that her
weird stuff is interesting.
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Gratitude achieved.
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That is so interesting.
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So you boys excited for the first
day at your new school tomorrow?
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"School"?
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This isn't just a school.
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It's the Boyle and Oppenheimer
Official Magnet School.
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I'm goin' to BOOMS, y'all!
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BOOMS is a science and technology magnet.
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I get to study cool stuff
surrounded by uncool kids.
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I'll be the coolest guy there!
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I am going to crush it there!
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Oh honey, you are gonna
crush it, Now blow it up.
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Parker Rooney, you get back here and...
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and blow up your mother's
friendship fist right now.
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I'm glad someone's excited
about school tomorrow.
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Joey, I'm concerned about your aura.
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It's noticeably less vibrant.
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Say what now?
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She thinks you look sad.
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Ma, dial back the California
around the cheeseheads.
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Now, why aren't you excited about BOOMS?
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Okay, well, this may surprise you guys,
but I wasn't really the coolest guy
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back at Ridgewood.
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No.
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Yeah.
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I was a dweeb.
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But at least this year, I
had become a senior dweeb.
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But now I have to go to this new
school where nobody knows me.
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Do you have to or do you get to?
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Nobody knows you.
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You don't have to be the
guy you've always been.
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You could be the guy
you've always wanted to be.
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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Think inner transformation.
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Sit down, close your eyes.
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Let's find your spirit animal.
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Ooh.
What are you, Joey?
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A mighty lion...
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a majestic whale...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Mom... look at his shirt.
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He's clearly a kitty.
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There's no way that I could be a kitty.
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They're way too perfect.
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No, my...
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My... my spirit
animal is...
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a muskrat.
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Yes!
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Revel in your...
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your fun-loving, muskrat free spirit!
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I'm...
I'm in a field...
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I'm... I'm muskratin'
in the sun!
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Like a boss!
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Now carry that positive energy
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with you to BOOMS!
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What? No!
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You can't send him into
school as a muskrat.
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Joey... do you see that shadow
swooping across the fields?
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Look out!
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It's a falcon!
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And he snatched you up
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and he's ripping you apart and he's
feeding you piece by piece to his young.
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The horror!
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The horror!
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No.
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It's beautiful.
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The muskrat has become
one with the falcon now.
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Open your eyes and become...
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a falcon.
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Whoa.
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I am totally feelin' that falcon vibe.
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Huh. Thanks, guys.
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Now I gotta go pick the
muskrat out of my beak.
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He is so not a falcon.
Not even a little bit.
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Ohh! Ruby!
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I am so excited to be
rooming with you again.
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It's gonna be just like it was
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back when I was filming ♪ Sing it Loud ♪
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♪ You still do that ♪
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"Sisters by chance, friends by choice."
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Aww!
Aww, I know!
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Maddie and I actually made that
together when we were about your age,
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and I would say that it is
our most prized possession.
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That is not.
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Whoa.
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Am I being punished?
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Meet Velvet Diggie.
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It is a portrait of Maddie's real-life
boyfriend that he had made for her.
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She thinks it's romantic.
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Romantic?
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Um, does she need new glasses?
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Okay, it's hideous, right?
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Right. Okay, so I need
you to help me destroy it.
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Um...
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I already told Maddie that I hate it,
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so she's totally gonna
know it's me if I do it, but
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you know, if her innocent
sorta sister does it,
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you know, it's... it's...
it's, uh, it's forgivable.
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So...
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Destroying it doesn't sound like
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something a sorta sister would do.
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Mmkay, well, sorta sisters have
to sorta help each other, okay?
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So, this can be our sorta little secret.
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"Sorta" sounds like sorta lying.
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Okay.
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But, uh, just know...
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that the sinister, judging
eyes of a ghoulish painting
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will now be watching you...
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always.
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I'm in.
193
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Time to take in the
school I'm gonna conquer.
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Conqueror pause for dramatic effect.
195
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And commence conquering.
196
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,030
Whoa.
197
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,465
Sweet laser.
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00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,634
What's it for?
You must be new.
199
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It's for the Laser Fair.
200
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,538
Not to be confused with the Laser Circus,
201
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which is next week, and
the Laser Pride Festival,
202
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which is at the end of February.
203
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:34,767
Oh, man.
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I'm gonna be the king if
this nerd-house in no time.
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This is BOOMs.
206
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,620
This is me crushing it.
207
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,887
Yeah, you did.
208
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Fist bump.
Mom!
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00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,095
Looks like it's about
what, 1200 nanometers?
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00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:55,999
It's 1400 nanometers, new kid.
211
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:59,991
What would I do with 1200, toast bagels?
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00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,605
Bagels. Good one, Val.
213
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,095
Up top.
214
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,944
Stop being weird, Finch.
215
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,536
High fives are for jocks, cartoon
dogs, and people who want the flu.
216
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,875
I won the Laser Fair last year
and I'm gonna win this year.
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00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,444
Challenge accepted!
218
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,329
That... that... that...
that was something
219
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,286
that I... that I used
to say at my old school.
220
00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,890
You know what? Never mind.
221
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:39,375
All right, little geniuses,
please enter the Think Space.
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Anybody who notices something new
about me gets an extra 10 points.
223
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,072
Anybody?
224
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,451
No?
225
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,852
It's a new haircut!
226
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,522
You guys! Thanks for
looking right through me.
227
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,057
Ah.
228
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,958
You must be one of my new students.
229
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,916
What do you think of my haircut?
230
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:03,121
Uh... it's shorter probably?
231
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,368
It is.
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00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:09,094
10 points for... Pucker Rooney.
233
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,043
It's not Pucker, it's Parker.
234
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,668
Not anymore, Pucker.
235
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,185
Okay, so I wasn't gonna be the coolest kid.
236
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,987
But at least I was gonna
be cooler than Joey.
237
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:28,580
It's a small victory,
but a victory nonetheless.
238
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,685
Do I hear a helicopter?
239
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,872
Sup?
240
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,121
The new Joey needed to
make an impressive entrance.
241
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,056
No, that wasn't really a helicopter.
242
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,458
It was Aunt Dina on the
roof with a loudspeaker
243
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,194
making helicopter noises and a rope ladder
244
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,453
that I borrowed from some kid's tree house.
245
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,436
Uh, who are you?
246
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,962
They call me... Falcon.
247
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,280
Sorry I'm late.
248
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,382
I was searching remote
areas of the coastline
249
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:30,508
for parts for a motorcycle...
that I'm building. By hand.
250
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,324
Can you believe this guy?
251
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,160
I cannot.
252
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,818
He's the coolest guy
we've ever had at BOOMs.
253
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:44,333
He moves with such certainty.
254
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,068
Come on. Come on, you guys.
255
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,970
You think he's cool?
256
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,362
Jealousy is not a good
color on you, Pucker.
257
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,511
This can't be happening.
258
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This can be happening!
259
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All right, students,
please take your seats.
260
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Uh, Falcon, you can have my seat.
261
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:13,362
You can't really think this Falcon
thing is gonna work forever.
262
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It's working today.
263
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And today... is all I've got.
264
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:24,729
So says... Falcon.
265
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:29,445
Okay, so on day one,
all eyes were on Falcon,
266
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:34,016
but tomorrow is the Laser
Fair, and Pucker will rise.
267
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,707
Parker! I... I
meant Parker!
268
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Hey, Maddie.
Hey.
269
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You, um... studying your playbook?
270
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I'm just gonna paint at my easel.
271
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I do that.
272
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It's believable.
273
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,339
Ruby and I had a plan
to destroy Velvet Diggie.
274
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,542
She was going to
accidentally drop her art box
275
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,410
onto a strategically placed tube of paint
276
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which would then squirt all over
Velvet Diggie's ghoulish face.
277
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,105
Ding dong destroyed!
278
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:11,921
Hey, I hope you don't mind
that painting of my boyfriend.
279
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,746
No, I love it.
280
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,060
'Cause, like, I know that it's...
281
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,695
kind of goofy, but...
282
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:24,400
no matter how far apart we are, I
look up at it and I think, like...
283
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,235
you know, we're gonna be okay.
284
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,526
Aww.
285
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,576
Turns out the creepy painting was romantic.
286
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,769
And if it makes my sorta sister
happy, I can't destroy it.
287
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,049
Wow.
288
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,251
The painting means a lot to you.
289
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,643
I should probably paint somewhere
else so I don't get anything on it.
290
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,959
No!
291
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,360
Oh, Ruby!
292
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,550
What happened?
293
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Joey and Parker destroyed your house!
294
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,875
I ruined your most prized possession!
295
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,310
Liv's gonna freak out!
296
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,945
No, no, no. It's okay, Ruby.
297
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:13,282
I mean, look, a little athletic tape,
and it's, uh, I think it's good as new.
298
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,550
See?
299
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,252
I mean, I don't even...
300
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,221
I don't even think that
we have to tell Liv.
301
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,890
So, we're gonna lie to her?
302
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:26,128
Oh, I mean... not really a lie.
303
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:31,155
Just a sorta secret
between two sorta sisters.
304
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,859
Ah.
305
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,239
Another secret?
306
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,442
I guess sisters lie to each other.
307
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,844
A lot.
308
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,503
I think I'm, like, nailing
this big sister thing.
309
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:54,156
And now the final contestant
of our Laser Fair, Val.
310
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,358
You got this, Val!
311
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,914
Whoo...
312
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:04,856
Behold, the power of my laser.
313
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,973
It could knock down a building,
but Mr. Beelick said no.
314
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,488
Seriously, do not knock down a building.
315
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,946
The principal is still on me for
destroying the gym last semester.
316
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,416
We had a gym?
317
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:37,333
BOOMers, I give you two-time
Laser Fair champion, Val...
318
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,390
Not so fast.
319
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,327
The Laser Fair has one more entry.
320
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,350
That's right, son.
321
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:58,242
I made a laser that can cut a laser
that can knock down a building! Up top!
322
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,313
No! Now I'll get the flu.
323
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:06,362
Pucker's is the last laser left standing.
324
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,899
I... I have no choice but
to declare him the winner.
325
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,736
Yes! And now a funky fresh victory dance.
326
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,462
In your face, in your face,
Pucker Rooney owns this place!
327
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,777
You actually just seem like a braggy jerk.
328
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,380
We support each other here, Pucker.
329
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,337
Boo!
Students: Boo!
330
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,352
It turns out kids at a science
and technology magnet school
331
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:35,024
in laid-back California are not impressed
with witty taunts and gloating.
332
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:38,260
Boo him! Boo him till it stings!
333
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,451
Students: Boo!
334
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,631
Hey.
335
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,433
Falcon?
336
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,969
Shh! Shh! Everybody, quiet!
337
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,894
Something amazing is about to happen.
338
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,377
How about we lay off Pucker?
339
00:18:55,401 --> 00:19:00,316
Sure, he's not as cool as the rest of
us, but why don't you give him a break?
340
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:04,253
'Cause you might need one too someday.
341
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,721
Wow.
342
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,347
Showing compassion to
the very lowest of us all.
343
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,351
How heroic can you possibly be?
344
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:19,468
You know somethin', deep
down, we're all heroes.
345
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,060
So says... Falcon.
346
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,443
Falcon's right.
347
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,434
Maybe poor Pucker just needs a chance.
348
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,841
Let's hear it for the Laser Fair champion.
349
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,428
Was I just saved by Joey?
350
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:50,188
Did I move to California or another planet?
351
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,640
Hey...
352
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,897
tell the world what you saw today...
353
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:04,368
and know that you never need be afraid.
354
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,110
How cool was all that?
355
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,492
Thanks, Munch. It's good to know that
356
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,894
at least my big brother has
my back at this new school.
357
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,719
Oh, come on, buddy.
You'd do the same for me.
358
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,055
Sure.
359
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,174
Hey, Ruby, come here.
360
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,910
Okay, Maddie is asleep, but why
didn't you ruin Velvet Diggie?
361
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,478
I was going to, but...
362
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,746
You know what? It's okay.
363
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,584
We will ruin Velvet Diggie tomorrow
and it'll be our little secret, okay?
364
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,740
Shh!
365
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,556
Oh, hey, Ruby, Ruby, come here.
366
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,327
Dude, Liv totally didn't
notice the painting.
367
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,162
It's gonna be our little secret, okay?
368
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:56,487
Shhhhhh!
369
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:30,466
It's not lying, it's a secret.
370
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,467
She'll never know.
Shh!
371
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,435
It's a secret.
372
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,803
Both: Shhhhh!
373
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,027
Stop!
374
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:42,578
I can't do it. I can't keep secrets.
375
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,547
Liv wanted me to destroy your creepy
Velvet Diggie, but I couldn't do it.
376
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,484
Liv! How could you?
377
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,620
And Liv, I ruined the
Sisters By Chance picture
378
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,764
and wanted to tell you, but
Maddie told me to hide it.
379
00:21:53,788 --> 00:21:57,126
You were saying, Maddie?
380
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,561
I didn't know sisters had
to lie to each other so much.
381
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,386
I can't. I'm a terrible
sorta little sister.
382
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,658
Dude, two days as her big sisters,
and we already broke her.
383
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,473
Hey...
384
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,531
Ruby...
385
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,513
you are not terrible.
386
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,103
We are terrible.
387
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:26,488
Maddie and I can sometimes make each
other do some really stupid things.
388
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,190
Yeah.
389
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:33,150
But you know what? No more lies
because sisters do not do that.
390
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,665
Girls, help me.
391
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,667
I broke Dina's favorite bowl.
392
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,602
Hide it in here. I'll fix it tomorrow.
393
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,426
It'll be our secret. Shh!
394
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,446
Sweet!
395
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:54,216
I feel like this might even be a
little bit better than the original.
396
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,618
"Sorta sisters by chance...
397
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:59,188
"friends by choice."
398
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,979
I feel like this is gonna
be the greatest year ever.
399
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:06,161
Liv, a package came for you.
400
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,663
It's from Wisconsin.
401
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,531
Oh. That's weird.
402
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,300
I'm definitely not expecting anything.
403
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:14,892
Expectations are only a
down payment on resentments.
404
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,579
It's a velvet Artie!
405
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:26,437
Run before it steals your soul!
406
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:32,943
They call me Falcon.