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-* Feliz Navidad *
-(laughter)
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♪ Feliz Navidad... ♪
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I don't know, Jake.
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There's got to be some girl
you like.
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♪ Prospero año y felicidad... ♪
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The girl in the purple--
she's kind of cute.
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Oh. I think she used to work
at the White House
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a couple years ago.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Good luck.
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Um...
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I've been trying to give off
an air of unapproachability.
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- Mm.
- Was I successful?
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Oh, yes. Good job.
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- Good. Good.
-(laughs)
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I'm Jake.
Jake Tapper.
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- I'm Monica.
- Can I, uh,
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buy you a drink?
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Oh, you know,
it's-it's a weeknight.
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I was gonna head home
and have dinner.
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You know they have food here.
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It's, uh... it's Tex-Mex.
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It's world-famous
Washington, D.C. Tex-Mex.
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Sure.
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On long-haul flights,
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the secretary of defense
does press avails,
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and then, they all get
to go to sleep,
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and I stay up through the night
transcribing every word.
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That sounds fun.
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It's a spelling minefield.
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The Chernomyrdins
and the Khmelnytskys.
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I mean, you go east of Austria,
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and the vowels are just never
where you expect them to be.
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Plus, I'm a shit typist, so...
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(laughs)
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But, um,
talking about it now, I...
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I've been sort of myopic
this past year,
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and... I really look at it.
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This job's actually been
kind of neat.
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- Mm.
- Yeah, I'm actually... I'm...
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I'm moving soon.
I have a job interview
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- in New York on... on Friday.
- Ah.
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What did you mean--
you've been myopic?
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I don't know. I just...
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I guess I've been a bit
of a D.C. zombie.
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Hmm.
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And I'm... I'm ready to wake up.
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- Oh. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- We're gonna split that.
- No, no, no.
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- Yes.
- This is a date.
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(distant phones ringing)
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(footsteps approaching)
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MONICA:
Hey, Linda.
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What to watch me fix the Xerox
for the 20th time
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- this week?
- Oh. No.
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-(laughs)
- Oh, wait.
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- Are these the invitations?
- Yes.
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Ah.
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You can help me hand them out.
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God. How did you afford these?
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Oh. Well, I go nuts
for Christmas.
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I know
it's maybe not your thing.
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Oh, please. We're L.A. Jews.
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I've been going to Christmas
parties since I was born.
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You can come, right?
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When do you go up
for your interview?
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Thursday. I'm a wreck.
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You'll do great.
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Ugh. After Revlon,
we're going to 21 with basically
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my entire extended family,
and I have to look nice.
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My family's a whole thing.
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So I think I'm gonna wear
that navy dress I showed you.
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You got it cleaned?
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Oh, no, not yet,
but I will before I go.
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Oh. Merry Christmas.
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LUCIANNE:
How'd the girl take the news?
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Oh. I still haven't told her
about the subpoena.
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-You haven't? Why?
- I know.
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If she doesn't hear it from you,
she's going to get suspicious.
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Yes, I realize that.
I'm going to tell her.
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That-That's not even
why I called.
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She's gonna get
the dress cleaned.
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- What?
-She wants
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- to wear it.
-That stain is
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white gold.
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It proves what she says
on your tapes really happened.
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Ugh.
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- Are you sure?
-Yes.
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It can absolutely be used
to match DNA,
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even years later.
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(sighs)
Really?
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You get her on the horn
right now, and you stop her!
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(phone beeps)
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- I need a minute.
- Uh, yeah, this is
your favorite thing,
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- and you had us stay home
for a night.
- I just, I have to do a call.
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Just need a minute.
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(Allison scoffs softly)
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(line ringing)
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- Hello?
-LINDA: Hi.
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How are you?
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Fine. I'm tired.
I just got off the treadmill.
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LINDA:
You're so good.
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-(laughs)
-Listen.
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I wanted to say to you--
and you can do
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what you want with this--
but the blue dress.
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I don't think you should
wear that to your interview.
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- Why?
-Call me crazy, but
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I believe it would be smart
for you to keep that,
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uncleaned, in your possession
in case you ever need it years
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-from now.
-(laughs)
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What?
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You think I need to keep
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a dress with that on it
for years?
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Okay, instead of always just
dissing what I say,
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listen.
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My cousin is a genetic...
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whatchamacallit.
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And during O.J. Simpson,
I was hooked on the trial.
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It was fabulous,
but all the
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DNA was Greek to me,
so I asked him about it.
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And he told me
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that an old crusty bit of semen
can be matched
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to a man's identity,
even ages later.
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But why would I care if it could
be matched to his identity?
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If you were ever to need proof.
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But I'm never going
to come forward about this.
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(laughing):
I'm not saying you would ever.
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And if anyone else did,
I would deny, deny, deny.
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I know. I know that, but just
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-do this...
-(sighs)
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for your own ultimate
protection,
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which-- mea culpa--
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I hope you never need it.
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I would say this
to my own daughter.
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Hello?
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Look, I want to feel confident
at the interview,
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and I know I look good
in that dress.
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(laughs):
Well, I mean...
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If you think it's flattering,
I mean, that's what matters.
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What?
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I want you to look thin
and beautiful.
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- What does that mean?
-(scoffs)
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I'm sorry,
but I would want to be told.
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The truth is,
you look heavy in that dress.
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Are you serious?
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(TV plays quietly)
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Okay, well...
well, what's more slimming--
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the peach suit,
or the... or the dark teal?
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Your peach suit is exquisite.
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I think that works beautifully.
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♪
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(sighs)
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(Starr humming
"O Little Town of Bethlehem")
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(elevator bell dings)
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-(humming continues)
- Good morning, Judge Starr.
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Hmm.
Good morning, Neille.
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They're in there
waiting for you.
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This is not going
to be pleasant.
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Mm-hmm.
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Morning.
Sorry I'm late.
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I wanted to read a verse,
if I may.
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"We are persecuted,
but not forsaken by God;
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cast down, but not destroyed."
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Corinthians,
chapter four, verse nine.
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That's a prayer
for the defeated.
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No one in this room
should feel defeated.
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Now, I've asked Paul to take
every piece of evidence we have
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on President Clinton
and Whitewater,
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and put it all
into one document
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so we can take a look
and decide,
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do we have enough
to recommend impeachment.
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No.
Not-not today, not yet.
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But we're close.
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This doesn't say to me
it's time to shut down.
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This says keep going.
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Oh, Jackie,
it's been four years.
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We've exhausted
all of our leads.
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Bill Clinton committed
loan fraud when he was governor,
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and then he lied
about it under oath.
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We're just one witness short
of proving that.
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Every potential crime
is one witness short.
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What'd you just say?
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I said we don't have it.
Do you think
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I don't feel
like a failure, too?
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We're failures if we quit.
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What am I...
the only one who sees this? Huh?
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Come on.
Kavanaugh, huh?
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You don't think
we should just quit?
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I never like to take "no"
for an answer,
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but, Jackie, there isn't
a path forward here.
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Oh, great. Okay,
so you all want to fucking fold.
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- Jackie, please.
- I'm sorry, Judge.
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I look around this room,
and I see success.
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They said we were
on a partisan witch hunt,
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but we found real wrongdoing.
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Because of us, the governor
of Arkansas had to resign,
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and we achieved 12 convictions
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of other people
around the Clintons.
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Yeah, but none of whom
would flip on Bill or Hillary.
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No, that didn't happen,
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and there's no indication
that's going to change,
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and that's our problem.
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Oh, Judge, you can't sit there
after all this time
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and tell me
that they're not guilty.
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In fact, I'll sit here
and tell you candidly
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that I believe President Clinton
is guilty as sin.
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Even worse,
I believe, he actively
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blocked people from cooperating
in this investigation.
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Now, I can believe that
and you can believe that,
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but it doesn't matter
what we believe.
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It matters what we can prove.
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Let's put it to a vote.
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Does anyone here feel
we have the goods
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to take this to the Hill
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and recommend the impeachment
of President Clinton?
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ASSOCIATE:
All right, Mr. President.
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Let's move on to a different
line of questioning.
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In 1987, you repeatedly visited
the home of Beth Coulson,
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always while
her husband was away.
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Was the purpose of these visits
to have sex with Beth Coulson?
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No, it was not.
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So you just happened to only
visit her when she was alone?
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Are you asking me a question?
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Yes. Do you honestly
expect us to believe
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that that was not
a sexual relationship?
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I told you before,
we were just friends.
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Let's move on
to Marilyn Jo Jenkins.
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Is it true that you met with her
four times in your private
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basement office at
the Arkansas Governor's Mansion?
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Fuck this.
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Mr. President, this is what
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they're going to do to you.
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Yeah, this is horseshit.
You should be making a list
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like this for Paula Jones.
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We are. When she sits
for her deposition
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next week,
she won't know what hit her.
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But right after that,
you're up, under oath.
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We can't delay it anymore.
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No. I bet you Kennedy didn't
have to answer this shit.
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Yeah, well, that was the '60s.
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Excuse me.
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What did you say?
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Just that...
that that was the '60s.
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Ti-Times are changing.
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For women.
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You know how many women
I have in my cabinet?
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Not... off the top of...
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I mean, there's, um...
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Janet Reno,
first female attorney general.
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00:11:00,971 --> 00:11:03,974
Madeleine Albright, first female
secretary of state.
252
00:11:04,107 --> 00:11:08,344
Donna Shalala, secretary
of Health and Human Services.
253
00:11:08,511 --> 00:11:10,847
Alexis Herman,
secretary of Labor.
254
00:11:11,014 --> 00:11:13,016
Carol Browner, EPA.
255
00:11:13,183 --> 00:11:14,650
Aida Alvarez, SBA.
256
00:11:14,785 --> 00:11:17,187
Charlene Barshefsky,
U.S. trade rep.
257
00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:20,690
Janet Yellen, chair of the
Council of Economic Advisors.
258
00:11:20,824 --> 00:11:24,194
No one supports women
more than me.
259
00:11:29,299 --> 00:11:30,666
(clears throat)
260
00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:32,402
(door slams)
261
00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,872
(phone receiver clicks)
262
00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:37,808
(dialing)
263
00:11:41,477 --> 00:11:43,346
(line ringing)
264
00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:45,548
(sighs)
265
00:11:45,681 --> 00:11:47,717
(phone ringing)
266
00:11:51,855 --> 00:11:53,156
Hello?
267
00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:55,558
Hey. Did I wake you?
268
00:11:55,691 --> 00:11:57,760
No.
269
00:11:57,894 --> 00:12:00,363
No. It's fine.
I was awake.
270
00:12:01,331 --> 00:12:02,866
How you doing?
271
00:12:02,999 --> 00:12:04,700
Um, I'm good.
272
00:12:04,835 --> 00:12:06,903
I went to New York
for my Revlon interview,
273
00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:08,571
and they basically
offered me the job.
274
00:12:08,704 --> 00:12:10,874
Oh, that's great.
Good job.
275
00:12:11,007 --> 00:12:13,376
What's wrong?
276
00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:19,582
I just wanted to tell you, um...
277
00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:23,253
I saw the witness list
for the Paula Jones suit,
278
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:25,221
and your name is on it.
279
00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:26,589
What?
280
00:12:26,756 --> 00:12:28,391
It's-it's not a big deal.
281
00:12:28,524 --> 00:12:30,560
It just broke my heart a little
to see you there.
282
00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:32,262
Wait.
Paula Jones.
283
00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,297
Why would I be on the witness
list? What does that mean?
284
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,032
Oh, it doesn't mean anything.
285
00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,433
You know,
this thing is pretty much
286
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,202
every woman I've ever talked to.
287
00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:41,137
But we've more than talked.
288
00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:45,441
You know, you-you probably
won't even get a subpoena.
289
00:12:45,575 --> 00:12:47,643
Okay, okay, well,
but what if I do?
290
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:49,645
Well, for something like this,
you know,
291
00:12:49,779 --> 00:12:52,282
you probably wouldn't even
have to show up
292
00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:53,783
in person.
293
00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:56,086
You just get a lawyer
to draft an affidavit.
294
00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:58,754
- Saying what?
-Well, Monica...
295
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:01,958
...what would you want to say?
296
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,798
(quietly):
Uh...
297
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:11,234
I would say that nothing
ever happened between us.
298
00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:19,642
If anything happens...
299
00:13:19,775 --> 00:13:21,811
you can call Betty.
300
00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:24,981
Okay.
301
00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:27,150
Thank you.
302
00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:29,986
Can I just ask?
303
00:13:30,153 --> 00:13:32,488
This lawsuit has caused
so much trouble for you.
304
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:34,324
Why don't you just
try to settle it again?
305
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:35,959
Well...
306
00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:39,662
It's complicated.
307
00:13:39,795 --> 00:13:43,699
(sighs heavily)
308
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,501
- I mean,
I think this is charming.
-(sighs)
309
00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:47,170
Okay, I don't understand what's
supposed to fit on this plate.
310
00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:49,205
- Cookies, Monica.
- Like what?
311
00:13:49,339 --> 00:13:51,007
- One single cookie?
- Ugh.
312
00:13:51,141 --> 00:13:53,009
It's about creating
a festive ambience,
313
00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:55,011
not the utility of the plate.
314
00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:58,281
Sorry. I really don't mean
to be a drag. I just...
315
00:13:58,381 --> 00:14:01,384
I can't stop thinking
about my name on that list.
316
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:04,988
Well, it sounded like he wasn't
especially concerned, so...
317
00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:07,523
He says that I probably
won't get a subpoena,
318
00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:09,359
but what if I do?
319
00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:12,195
I mean, I would have to answer
questions about him under oath.
320
00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:14,030
It's unthinkable.
321
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,900
I got a subpoena.
322
00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:22,338
I've been meaning to mention it.
It's just...
323
00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:25,541
(sighs)
324
00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:28,344
("We Wish You a Merry
Christmas" plays over speakers)
325
00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:30,713
What? When?
326
00:14:30,846 --> 00:14:32,082
A week or so go.
327
00:14:32,215 --> 00:14:33,416
Well, why haven't you told me?
328
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:34,917
Well, because I knew
you would lose it.
329
00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:36,652
Yeah, I'm gonna lose it
330
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,521
because I'm on a witness list,
and you got a subpoena.
331
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:39,922
It's probably about Kathleen.
332
00:14:40,056 --> 00:14:41,391
What does that mean-- probably?
333
00:14:41,524 --> 00:14:42,758
Well, I don't know.
I'm not a lawyer.
334
00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:44,227
I hope it's about her,
335
00:14:44,394 --> 00:14:45,761
but what if they ask
about the other women?
336
00:14:45,895 --> 00:14:47,730
What if they ask about you?
337
00:14:47,897 --> 00:14:50,033
Well, what would you say?
338
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,367
I can't commit perjury.
339
00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:52,435
- Linda.
- Look,
340
00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:54,270
it's a hypothetical.
I mean...
341
00:14:54,404 --> 00:14:56,339
No.
Listen.
342
00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:59,209
Promise me, please,
343
00:14:59,342 --> 00:15:01,244
if-if...
if they ask you anything,
344
00:15:01,411 --> 00:15:03,246
you just say, "I don't know.
345
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,081
I don't recall."
346
00:15:06,082 --> 00:15:07,617
- That is a crime, Monica.
- I promised him
347
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,086
- that I wouldn't tell anybody.
- Monica,
348
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:11,254
you are asking me
to commit a crime.
349
00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:12,688
- It's not lying, Linda.
- And also,
350
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:13,923
this isn't only happening
to you.
351
00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:15,925
It is also happening to me.
352
00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:17,227
I'm a single mother.
353
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,594
I'm a political appointee.
354
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,963
I have to be careful.
355
00:15:22,432 --> 00:15:26,102
Anyway, I'm behind on my gifts.
356
00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:28,604
We-we should just get
to Macy's.
357
00:15:28,738 --> 00:15:31,441
I get so overwhelmed
this time of year.
358
00:15:34,444 --> 00:15:37,280
(indistinct chatter)
359
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,952
(instrumental of "O
Christmas Tree" plays over P.A.)
360
00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:44,754
-(gasps) Mama!
- DELMER: Oh.
361
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,256
Oh, my God!
362
00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:48,958
-(laughs)
- Oh. Oh, my goodness.
363
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,294
- Oh, Mama.
- My little Minnie Mouse.
364
00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,896
Come, honey.
Oh. Oh.
365
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,631
- Mmm.
- Oh, look at you.
366
00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:57,667
Oh, my Lord.
Look at those nails.
367
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,303
- Oh. Susie took me
to get 'em done.
- Oh.
368
00:16:00,436 --> 00:16:02,972
- Mama, this is Susie.
- Susan Carpenter-McMillan.
369
00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:06,642
I have heard so much about you.
370
00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:08,578
Um, Susie is helping me
with my case
371
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:10,813
- and my publicity and all that.
- Oh.
372
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,982
And we stay at her house
in San Marino.
373
00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:15,085
- I wish you could come see it.
- Oh.
374
00:16:15,185 --> 00:16:17,253
She has a person
who just looks after her roses.
375
00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:19,322
- Oh.
- California?
376
00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,191
Oh, honey,
it took everything out of me
377
00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,592
to drive down here today. I...
378
00:16:22,692 --> 00:16:26,429
Just so you know,
Lonoke is a half hour from here.
379
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:29,031
On Interstate 40. You know,
I hate driving that thing,
380
00:16:29,165 --> 00:16:30,200
but I will to see my Paula.
381
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,835
Oh, Mama. Mama.
382
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:36,672
You know, I-I'm confused
what's happening now.
383
00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:38,674
- Is the trial starting?
- No.
384
00:16:38,808 --> 00:16:40,210
- Okay.
- No. I told you.
385
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:43,513
I'm doing my deposition,
and that's before the trial,
386
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:47,217
uh, where you go and say
everything that happened.
387
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,952
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, you know,
your sister told me
388
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,022
- you got offered money
to settle.
- Yes, they did
389
00:16:53,156 --> 00:16:56,159
try to throw a check at us
to make this all go away,
390
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:58,128
but any settlement needs
391
00:16:58,228 --> 00:17:01,364
to start with an apology
to our Paula.
392
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:08,571
You know what?
393
00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:10,206
I'm gonna go check us
into the restaurant.
394
00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:11,641
(both laugh)
395
00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:13,209
Can't wait
to hear what this one was like
396
00:17:13,343 --> 00:17:14,477
when she was a little girl.
397
00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:16,045
- Oh.
- Paula Poo.
398
00:17:16,212 --> 00:17:18,414
(laughs)
399
00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:24,320
I heard that...
that they offered you $700,000.
400
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,922
- Is that true?
- Mm-hmm.
401
00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:28,424
Gosh, that's a lot of money.
402
00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:31,361
I know,
but Susie and Steve thought
403
00:17:31,494 --> 00:17:33,229
that it wouldn't be right
if I took it.
404
00:17:33,363 --> 00:17:36,199
Look, Paula,
how are you staying here?
405
00:17:36,332 --> 00:17:38,234
Who's paying for all this?
406
00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:40,370
Well, Susie has some
really powerful friends.
407
00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:43,273
- Oh, I bet.
- And they got me a new lawyer
and everything.
408
00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,074
I'm worried about you.
409
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,177
I mean, you're gonna be going
into that courthouse,
410
00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:49,345
and they're gonna
be asking you questions.
411
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,347
I'm gonna be okay, Mama.
412
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:53,716
I got people looking out for me.
413
00:17:53,849 --> 00:17:57,387
Paula, Mama?
They're ready.
414
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,390
Do just watch out for her.
415
00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,259
Okay.
416
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,062
- PAULA: Oh, I love it.
- Ah, ready, girls.
417
00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:08,964
- PAULA: Let's go to lunch.
- All right.
418
00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:10,466
PAULA:
I'm gonna have the Cobb salad.
419
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,934
(Delmer laughs)
420
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,721
♪
421
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:39,462
(Beverly inhales deeply)
422
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:46,101
Hello, ma'am.
Sorry to disturb you.
423
00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:48,137
Does your name happen
to be Juanita Broaddrick?
424
00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:49,972
Yeah.
What is this about?
425
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:52,608
I'm Beverly Lambert.
This is my husband Rick.
426
00:18:52,742 --> 00:18:54,410
We're private investigators
working with the attorneys
427
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,911
representing Paula Jones.
428
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,781
I-I'm sorry.
I don't want to be involved.
429
00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:01,016
Oh, well, ma'am, to explain,
we're interviewing women
430
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,485
who've had encounters
similar to Paula's.
431
00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:04,354
I don't want to participate.
432
00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:06,356
I can certainly understand
your hesitation.
433
00:19:06,489 --> 00:19:08,190
There's a rumor of what occurred
with you and the president.
434
00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:10,326
- I know what's out there.
- Is it true?
435
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:12,328
It's the past.
436
00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:14,530
I don't want to relive it.
I'm sorry.
437
00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:16,866
Okay. It's just,
Rick and I have been praying
438
00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:18,868
the Lord would send us
to the right people.
439
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,472
We've been on this
awhile now, so...
440
00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:24,974
Are you a Christian, ma'am?
441
00:19:25,107 --> 00:19:27,510
- Yeah.
- So is Paula Jones.
442
00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:30,680
And all of her attorneys.
Good Christian men.
443
00:19:31,847 --> 00:19:34,717
Well, I hope
y'all find what you need,
444
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,719
but it won't be me.
445
00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:38,821
Okay, all right.
I do need to tell you,
446
00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:40,390
if you don't talk
with me and Bev here,
447
00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:42,692
then those attorneys
will subpoena you.
448
00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:45,027
Do you understand that?
449
00:19:47,863 --> 00:19:50,700
They can speak to my lawyer.
450
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:53,202
He'll say "no"
just like I'm saying "no."
451
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:55,137
I have been a businesswoman
here for years.
452
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,206
I do not want my name
tied up in this.
453
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:59,742
So wouldn't it be easier
just to talk with us,
454
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,378
here in the quiet?
455
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:06,215
We drove all the way
from Dallas today.
456
00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:09,885
I wish I could be of more help.
I'm sorry.
457
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,822
All right, then.
458
00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:14,890
If you change your mind at all.
459
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,895
Just would ask
that you pray on it.
460
00:20:27,236 --> 00:20:30,172
One thing I will say.
461
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,741
Paula Jones?
462
00:20:31,874 --> 00:20:33,909
She's telling the truth.
463
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:36,512
Anything she'd say bad
about him,
464
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,381
she's telling the truth.
465
00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:47,590
COURT REPORTER:
Please raise
466
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:48,924
your right hand.
467
00:20:49,058 --> 00:20:49,925
Do you swear to tell the truth,
468
00:20:50,059 --> 00:20:51,226
the whole truth
469
00:20:51,361 --> 00:20:53,563
- and nothing but the truth?
- Okay.
470
00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:55,531
BENNETT:
Mrs. Jones,
I don't think we've met.
471
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,132
I'm Robert Bennett.
472
00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:58,601
I represent
William Jefferson Clinton.
473
00:20:58,768 --> 00:21:00,035
He's the president
of the United...
474
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:03,072
- I know who he is.
- Okay. Uh,
475
00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:06,609
you've testified that, uh,
Mr. Clinton exposed his penis
476
00:21:06,742 --> 00:21:08,778
to you in a room
at the Excelsior Hotel
477
00:21:08,911 --> 00:21:12,448
in May... May 8, 1991.
478
00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:14,784
How long were you in the room
before this happened?
479
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:18,621
Probably five minutes,
maybe six.
480
00:21:18,788 --> 00:21:20,956
And after he exposed his penis,
481
00:21:21,123 --> 00:21:23,092
did Mr. Clinton require you
482
00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:25,395
to do anything
against your will?
483
00:21:27,563 --> 00:21:29,965
Well, he asked me to kiss his...
484
00:21:30,099 --> 00:21:31,967
Well, that wasn't my question,
Mrs. Jones.
485
00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:35,137
Did he require you to do
anything against your will?
486
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:36,806
Well, he tried to kiss me.
487
00:21:36,972 --> 00:21:39,642
- Did he force you to kiss him?
- No.
488
00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:41,076
Did he force you
to kiss his penis?
489
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,277
No.
He asked.
490
00:21:42,412 --> 00:21:43,613
Well, did you kiss his penis?
491
00:21:43,746 --> 00:21:46,315
No.
I wouldn't.
492
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:50,953
Uh, you filed an affidavit
claiming that
493
00:21:51,086 --> 00:21:54,424
President Clinton's penis has
a distinguishing characteristic.
494
00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:55,991
Is that correct?
495
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:59,862
Yes. Um, it's got sort of a...
a U-turn in it.
496
00:21:59,995 --> 00:22:02,131
Oh, you also made a statement
that, uh,
497
00:22:02,264 --> 00:22:03,833
the president's penis is small.
498
00:22:03,999 --> 00:22:07,503
Have you ever taken
an anatomy course, Mrs. Jones?
499
00:22:07,670 --> 00:22:10,139
No, I haven't.
500
00:22:10,272 --> 00:22:12,341
And your husband,
Steven Jones-- was he
501
00:22:12,508 --> 00:22:14,944
your first sexual partner?
502
00:22:16,345 --> 00:22:17,980
No.
503
00:22:19,482 --> 00:22:21,851
So I'm left to gather
that your ability
504
00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:24,487
to tell whether a man's penis
is small or large is based
505
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:27,189
on opportunities you've had
to view other male penises.
506
00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,791
Is that correct?
507
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,796
Well, uh, yes.
508
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:38,868
- Okay.
-(clears throat)
509
00:22:39,034 --> 00:22:42,337
Ms. Jones, do you know a man
named Dennis Kirkland?
510
00:22:42,472 --> 00:22:44,239
Yeah, I know Dennis.
511
00:22:44,373 --> 00:22:46,341
- Uh, he's from Lonoke.
- Mr. Kirkland
512
00:22:46,476 --> 00:22:48,878
has stated under oath
that you gave him oral sex
513
00:22:49,011 --> 00:22:51,814
and had sex with him at a party
in 1987. Is that true?
514
00:22:54,984 --> 00:22:56,519
Mrs. Jones,
this is a deposition.
515
00:22:56,652 --> 00:22:58,187
You're required
to answer these questions.
516
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,390
Did you provide oral sex and
engage in sex with Mr. Kirkland?
517
00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:03,559
No. I...
With Dennis, no, I did not.
518
00:23:03,726 --> 00:23:05,661
Mr. Kirkland also states
that on the same night
519
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,429
that you provided oral sex
to him,
520
00:23:07,563 --> 00:23:09,398
he watched
as you provided oral sex
521
00:23:09,532 --> 00:23:10,733
to three other men.
522
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,367
- Is that correct?
- What?
523
00:23:12,502 --> 00:23:14,403
At a party,
did you give oral sex
524
00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:16,071
to Dennis Kirkland
and then again
525
00:23:16,205 --> 00:23:18,674
to three other men
as Mr. Kirkland has affirmed
526
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,009
under oath?
527
00:23:20,109 --> 00:23:21,544
No.
Why would Dennis say that?
528
00:23:21,677 --> 00:23:23,713
Well, I have the names of
three men right here, Ms. Jones.
529
00:23:23,846 --> 00:23:27,216
Uh, I don't even know
what you're talking about.
530
00:23:27,349 --> 00:23:30,586
I-I swear.
I swear I did not do that.
531
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:35,525
I swear. How are they allowed
to say that? That is a lie.
532
00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:43,533
You have no idea
what all they said.
533
00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:46,602
It was horrible, and they acted
like it was true, and...
534
00:23:46,736 --> 00:23:49,471
(crying): Susie, you didn't tell
me it was gonna be like that.
535
00:23:49,605 --> 00:23:52,374
- You said it was gonna be okay.
- Mm. I'm sorry, Paula.
536
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,610
Now you listen to me.
537
00:23:54,744 --> 00:23:56,579
These are ruthless,
terrible people,
538
00:23:56,712 --> 00:23:58,380
but they are not going to win.
539
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,919
They have no idea how hard
it's about to get for him.
540
00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:05,921
No idea.
541
00:24:06,055 --> 00:24:08,090
(keys clacking)
542
00:24:10,292 --> 00:24:13,763
Monica Lewinsky.
You've been served.
543
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,323
♪
544
00:24:41,456 --> 00:24:43,325
(doorbell rings)
545
00:24:43,492 --> 00:24:45,494
Allison, hi.
546
00:24:45,661 --> 00:24:46,929
- Hey.
- Oh, wow. I love that dress.
547
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:48,931
Thank you.
(laughs)
548
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:51,967
♪ ♪
549
00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:57,106
- Oh, it means
"Merry Christmas."
- Oh.
550
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:58,674
Um, can I take your coat?
551
00:24:58,808 --> 00:25:00,142
- Oh, yes, please.
- Okay.
552
00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:02,177
Wow. You guys really
go all-out, don't you?
553
00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:04,313
- Yeah, we do.
- Do you know where your mom is?
554
00:25:04,446 --> 00:25:06,348
Um... she's probably over there.
555
00:25:06,481 --> 00:25:08,217
- Okay. Thanks.
- Yeah. Sure.
556
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,319
- Oh, I see her. Thanks.
- Okay. Yeah.
557
00:25:11,353 --> 00:25:13,188
Oh, um, excuse me.
558
00:25:13,355 --> 00:25:15,891
Oh, Monica?
559
00:25:16,025 --> 00:25:17,693
Oh, my God, you have to try
these cookies. They're so...
560
00:25:17,827 --> 00:25:19,461
I will. Just one second.
Sorry.
561
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,530
- Merry Christmas.
- Oh, Willy. Hi. Merry Christmas.
562
00:25:21,697 --> 00:25:24,199
- Good to see you.
- Sorry. Just one second. Sorry.
563
00:25:28,971 --> 00:25:31,406
-(Monica sighs)
-(quiet chatter)
564
00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:33,375
- Hi. Yeah.
- Oh, hi there.
565
00:25:33,508 --> 00:25:34,710
- Merry Christmas.
- Oh.
566
00:25:34,844 --> 00:25:37,980
I love pine. Thank you.
You're too much.
567
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,550
Cathy, this is my, uh...
my good friend Monica.
568
00:25:41,717 --> 00:25:43,518
If you want to talk
about the fiasco
569
00:25:43,653 --> 00:25:45,721
that's DLA's electronic
acquisition system,
570
00:25:45,888 --> 00:25:47,089
park yourself next to Monica.
571
00:25:47,222 --> 00:25:48,891
She works with me at DoD.
572
00:25:49,024 --> 00:25:50,392
- She's been in the trenches.
- So nice to meet you.
573
00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:52,327
Cathy's in my bridge group.
She-she works
574
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,696
in ground-based missile defense.
575
00:25:53,829 --> 00:25:55,530
Can we speak privately
for a moment?
576
00:25:55,665 --> 00:25:57,900
- Not right now.
- I really, really need
to talk to you.
577
00:25:58,067 --> 00:25:59,902
- I'm hosting a party.
- Uh, Monica.
578
00:26:00,069 --> 00:26:03,572
Oh, Ken. Can you believe
these two came?
579
00:26:03,706 --> 00:26:05,074
KEN:
Oh, well, we were just thrilled
580
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,541
that we could finally
make it this year.
581
00:26:06,676 --> 00:26:08,443
But now,
can you please tell us
582
00:26:08,577 --> 00:26:10,913
all about your wonderful
Christmas village in there?
583
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,414
Of course. Do you want
the three-hour version,
584
00:26:12,581 --> 00:26:14,416
- or just the two?
- Well...
585
00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:16,952
-(laughter)
- LINDA: Yeah. Come on. Come on.
586
00:26:20,923 --> 00:26:23,292
Well...
587
00:26:23,425 --> 00:26:25,761
it all starts here.
588
00:26:25,928 --> 00:26:27,763
I got this when I was girl
589
00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:29,932
on my first ever trip
to Frankfurt
590
00:26:30,065 --> 00:26:31,967
to meet my mother's family.
591
00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:34,103
They took me
to a darling Christmas shop
592
00:26:34,236 --> 00:26:35,905
that sold
hand-carved miniatures,
593
00:26:36,038 --> 00:26:38,273
and I saw this
little snow-dusted fir,
594
00:26:38,407 --> 00:26:40,609
- and I was captivated.
-(overlapping chatter)
595
00:26:40,776 --> 00:26:42,778
- KEN: Oh, it's beautiful.
- LINDA: My dream is to
596
00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:44,780
one day open my own shop
like that.
597
00:26:44,947 --> 00:26:47,282
A place where it's Christmas
all year round.
598
00:26:47,449 --> 00:26:49,118
It would fill
a real need, and...
599
00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:51,453
Oh.
600
00:26:51,586 --> 00:26:53,088
(laughs)
I see Richard's
601
00:26:53,222 --> 00:26:54,957
discovered my newest
Weihnachtspyramide.
602
00:26:55,090 --> 00:26:56,591
(Ken chuckles)
603
00:26:56,726 --> 00:26:58,093
LINDA:
Aren't they beautiful?
604
00:26:58,227 --> 00:26:59,461
This one belonged to my mother.
605
00:26:59,594 --> 00:27:01,296
She brought it all the way
from Germany.
606
00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:03,132
With my father in tow.
607
00:27:03,265 --> 00:27:05,567
-(laughter)
- And so, uh, do you know
608
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:06,802
what the Weihnachtspyramide is?
609
00:27:06,969 --> 00:27:09,471
It's the original
Christmas pyramid.
610
00:27:09,604 --> 00:27:10,605
(distorted chatter)
611
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,474
LINDA:
...seasonal miniatures.
612
00:27:12,641 --> 00:27:15,177
-*
-(continues indistinctly)
613
00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:17,479
♪ Oh, how they pound,
raising the sound ♪
614
00:27:17,646 --> 00:27:19,481
♪ O'er hill and dale,
telling their tale ♪
615
00:27:19,648 --> 00:27:21,851
♪ Gaily they ring
while people sing ♪
616
00:27:21,984 --> 00:27:24,153
♪ Songs of good cheer,
Christmas is here ♪
617
00:27:24,319 --> 00:27:26,155
♪ Merry, merry, merry,
merry Christmas... ♪
618
00:27:26,288 --> 00:27:28,824
LINDA:
Take his keys. (chuckles)
619
00:27:28,991 --> 00:27:31,827
- Thank you.
- Can you please talk to me?
620
00:27:31,994 --> 00:27:33,996
One minute. Let me get Helen
my stollen recipe.
621
00:27:34,163 --> 00:27:35,130
Linda!
622
00:27:35,264 --> 00:27:36,165
(whispers):
I got the subpoena.
623
00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:39,334
Your cheese log is so creamy.
624
00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:40,936
Not now, Susan.
625
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,805
♪ It is to ride ♪
626
00:27:42,938 --> 00:27:45,340
♪ In a one-horse
open sleigh... ♪
627
00:27:45,507 --> 00:27:48,310
I'll walk you to your car.
628
00:27:48,443 --> 00:27:50,212
"You are commanded to appear
in the United States..."
629
00:27:50,345 --> 00:27:52,982
Oh.
This is incredibly alarming.
630
00:27:53,115 --> 00:27:55,650
I know, but I've been thinking
this might actually help you.
631
00:27:55,785 --> 00:27:57,452
What? Why?
632
00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,354
You've been so worried
about them asking you
633
00:27:59,488 --> 00:28:00,856
about me and Bill, and-and now,
634
00:28:00,990 --> 00:28:02,224
I'll have already said
that nothing happened,
635
00:28:02,357 --> 00:28:03,658
so you can just say
the same thing.
636
00:28:03,793 --> 00:28:05,861
It's so detailed.
637
00:28:06,028 --> 00:28:07,863
The hat pin?
638
00:28:08,030 --> 00:28:09,631
They have intel.
639
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:12,667
The only people that know are
my closest friends, my mom--
640
00:28:12,802 --> 00:28:14,736
but she doesn't even know
any details--
641
00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:16,538
and-and Bill and you.
642
00:28:16,705 --> 00:28:18,540
Well, Monica, somebody
has told them something.
643
00:28:18,707 --> 00:28:20,242
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
644
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,411
You think I haven't been
torturing myself about that?
645
00:28:22,544 --> 00:28:24,546
That I haven't fucking
stopped thinking about that?
646
00:28:24,713 --> 00:28:27,917
But I am going to deny it,
and it'll be over, okay?
647
00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:29,885
So I'm gonna sign
that affidavit tomorrow,
648
00:28:30,052 --> 00:28:32,387
and you are gonna sign one
that matches mine,
649
00:28:32,521 --> 00:28:34,756
and then we're both
gonna be off the hook.
650
00:28:36,558 --> 00:28:38,560
Hello?
651
00:28:40,395 --> 00:28:42,697
I can't believe
it's almost over.
652
00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:45,067
What?
653
00:28:45,234 --> 00:28:47,837
Christmas.
654
00:28:47,937 --> 00:28:51,907
The closer you get,
the nearer you are to the end.
655
00:28:52,074 --> 00:28:54,877
Hmm.
656
00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:58,047
(panting)
657
00:29:02,751 --> 00:29:04,586
I should get back.
658
00:29:04,753 --> 00:29:06,956
Susan has probably consumed
my entire cheese log.
659
00:29:07,089 --> 00:29:08,623
Inviting her was a misstep.
660
00:29:08,757 --> 00:29:11,226
- Linda, please.
- I understand
that you're worried.
661
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,395
I am worried, too.
662
00:29:13,528 --> 00:29:17,132
But I need to talk to my lawyer
before I do anything.
663
00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:23,605
Merry Christmas, Monica.
664
00:29:29,244 --> 00:29:30,745
(door closes)
665
00:29:35,284 --> 00:29:36,618
VERNON:
Did you tell the president
666
00:29:36,751 --> 00:29:38,787
- about this?
- I couldn't reach him.
667
00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:42,557
Okay, here's the deal.
668
00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:45,460
They're probably going to focus
on two questions.
669
00:29:45,627 --> 00:29:47,963
Did you have sex
with the president?
670
00:29:51,901 --> 00:29:53,802
No.
671
00:29:53,936 --> 00:29:55,470
Did he ever ask for it?
672
00:29:57,306 --> 00:30:00,409
Then I don't see any cause
for alarm.
673
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:02,811
You'll just submit an affidavit
saying nothing happened,
674
00:30:02,945 --> 00:30:04,980
and they won't make you
testify in person.
675
00:30:05,147 --> 00:30:07,116
But how did they
even know my name?
676
00:30:07,249 --> 00:30:08,984
And on page three,
it says to turn over
677
00:30:09,151 --> 00:30:11,186
anything he's given you,
including hat pins.
678
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,355
How could they have known
that he gave me a hat pin?
679
00:30:13,488 --> 00:30:16,291
Frank Carter is a great lawyer.
680
00:30:16,425 --> 00:30:17,759
I'll introduce you.
681
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,529
He'll help you
with the affidavit.
682
00:30:20,662 --> 00:30:22,764
Can you please
tell the president about this?
683
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:25,667
Yeah, I'll make sure he knows,
but, Monica,
684
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,669
you'll be okay.
685
00:30:27,836 --> 00:30:29,838
CARTER:
So,
686
00:30:30,005 --> 00:30:32,174
by signing this,
you're affirming under oath
687
00:30:32,307 --> 00:30:35,210
that you can think of no reason
why the plaintiff, Paula Jones,
688
00:30:35,344 --> 00:30:36,811
would seek information from you,
689
00:30:36,946 --> 00:30:39,014
and that you've never
had a sexual relationship
690
00:30:39,148 --> 00:30:40,515
with President Clinton.
691
00:30:40,682 --> 00:30:42,684
- That's right.
- Good.
692
00:30:43,685 --> 00:30:46,288
John Hancock right here.
693
00:31:01,303 --> 00:31:05,340
Wow. Wonder what this is.
(laughs)
694
00:31:05,474 --> 00:31:07,809
- Oh, I actually needed
one of these.
- Ooh.
695
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,478
I needed one of these.
696
00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:10,845
ALLISON:
You do, because
you really need to practice.
697
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:12,247
- You're really, um...
- Okay.
698
00:31:12,381 --> 00:31:13,582
ALLISON:
You suck at basketball.
699
00:31:13,715 --> 00:31:15,050
RYAN:
You never even watch me play.
700
00:31:15,184 --> 00:31:16,385
- ALLISON: Oh, my gosh.
- Not at all.
701
00:31:16,551 --> 00:31:17,987
- I'm way better than you.
- Are you kidding me?
702
00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:19,388
-(phone ringing)
- ALLISON: Oh,
this is really cute.
703
00:31:19,521 --> 00:31:20,722
- I like this.
- RYAN: Yeah, it is cute.
704
00:31:20,889 --> 00:31:22,024
- ALLISON: Right? Isn't it?
- Yeah, very cute.
705
00:31:22,157 --> 00:31:25,360
(ringing continues)
706
00:31:25,494 --> 00:31:26,828
ALLISON:
Yes.
707
00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:28,897
(chatter continues indistinctly)
708
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,242
(ringing continues)
709
00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:43,545
LINDA:
Hi. You've reached the home of
Linda, Ryan And Allison Tripp.
710
00:31:43,678 --> 00:31:45,180
We're not available
to take your call.
711
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,182
Please leave a message.
712
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,583
-(beeps)
- Hey.
713
00:31:48,717 --> 00:31:51,253
I just wanted to say
Merry Christmas, and, um,
714
00:31:51,386 --> 00:31:54,056
I just... I just want to talk
715
00:31:54,189 --> 00:31:56,591
about everything.
716
00:31:56,725 --> 00:31:58,127
♪
717
00:31:58,260 --> 00:31:59,794
And, uh...
718
00:31:59,928 --> 00:32:02,231
see if you made a decision.
719
00:32:02,364 --> 00:32:05,700
Okay, uh, please just...
720
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,937
just call me any time.
721
00:32:09,071 --> 00:32:11,106
-TORE SANTA (on TV):
- S
- ou'll shoot your eye out, kid.
- Y
722
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,974
Merry Christmas.
723
00:32:13,108 --> 00:32:16,311
Ho, ho, ho.
724
00:32:22,384 --> 00:32:25,620
KEN BACON:
Monica, you traversed the globe
with our team.
725
00:32:25,787 --> 00:32:28,257
You worked all hours,
you did a great job,
726
00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:30,159
and you certainly have
the best fashion sense
727
00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:33,295
that an Air Force C-40 aircraft
has ever seen, right?
728
00:32:33,462 --> 00:32:34,763
(laughter)
729
00:32:34,896 --> 00:32:37,466
The folks at Revlon
don't know how lucky they are.
730
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:41,103
We're sure gonna miss
your kindness,
731
00:32:41,236 --> 00:32:44,806
your keen intelligence
and your bright spirit.
732
00:32:44,973 --> 00:32:46,975
Good luck in the Big Apple,
Monica.
733
00:32:47,109 --> 00:32:48,477
Don't forget your friends
at the DoD
734
00:32:48,643 --> 00:32:50,445
who care about you very much.
735
00:32:50,579 --> 00:32:53,315
(applause)
736
00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:57,519
Excuse me, sir.
Just one second.
737
00:33:04,159 --> 00:33:06,195
Hey.
Can you call me back?
738
00:33:06,328 --> 00:33:07,662
Yes, of course.
739
00:33:07,829 --> 00:33:09,331
'Cause I've been trying you
and trying you.
740
00:33:09,498 --> 00:33:10,765
I know.
I'm sorry.
741
00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,467
(whispering):
What is your plan?
742
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:14,136
We can talk about
all of this later.
743
00:33:14,269 --> 00:33:16,138
I'm actually meeting
with my lawyer today.
744
00:33:16,271 --> 00:33:18,807
Okay, good.
That's good, right?
745
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:21,143
You know, we don't have
a picture together.
746
00:33:21,276 --> 00:33:23,278
You hate
having your photo taken.
747
00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:26,181
I know, but you're leaving.
748
00:33:26,348 --> 00:33:27,649
Can't believe it.
749
00:33:27,782 --> 00:33:29,351
Nathan?
750
00:33:31,353 --> 00:33:32,687
Okay, ladies.
751
00:33:32,821 --> 00:33:34,856
(camera shutter clicks)
752
00:33:35,023 --> 00:33:37,025
(camera winding)
753
00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,028
(camera shutter clicks)
754
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:53,142
- Linda, please.
-(door closes)
755
00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:54,543
So, your subpoena.
756
00:33:54,676 --> 00:33:56,044
I can help you draft
an affidavit
757
00:33:56,178 --> 00:33:57,479
so you won't have to testify.
758
00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:58,880
I mean, you have no connection
759
00:33:59,013 --> 00:34:00,515
to Paula Jones or the president.
760
00:34:00,649 --> 00:34:02,484
You're entirely wrong.
I'm quite close
761
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,754
to a woman in the midst of an
affair with President Clinton.
762
00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:07,856
And he's covering it up
763
00:34:07,989 --> 00:34:10,525
by getting her a job at Revlon.
764
00:34:12,727 --> 00:34:14,396
Her name is Monica.
765
00:34:14,563 --> 00:34:16,398
And the Jones lawyers know this.
766
00:34:16,565 --> 00:34:17,899
They know I know things.
767
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:19,768
(scoffs)
768
00:34:23,905 --> 00:34:27,041
I'd like to give these to you.
For safekeeping.
769
00:34:27,176 --> 00:34:29,944
My calls with Monica.
770
00:34:30,078 --> 00:34:32,414
KIRBY:
You've been taping her.
771
00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:34,349
And does she know?
772
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:36,351
No, she had no idea.
773
00:34:36,451 --> 00:34:39,254
- Where were you
calling her from?
- My house in Columbia.
774
00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:41,256
Linda, that's a felony.
775
00:34:43,024 --> 00:34:45,427
- What?
- You cannot
776
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,562
secretly tape phone calls
in Maryland.
777
00:34:47,696 --> 00:34:50,031
It's a two-party consent state.
778
00:34:53,368 --> 00:34:55,237
I was told it was fine.
779
00:34:55,370 --> 00:34:57,739
- By who?
- My literary agent.
780
00:34:57,872 --> 00:35:01,776
I'm your lawyer.
Why didn't you ask me?
781
00:35:01,910 --> 00:35:03,778
All right, all right, look,
782
00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:05,146
here's what we're gonna do,
okay?
783
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,615
I-I'm gonna call Bob Bennett.
784
00:35:06,781 --> 00:35:08,116
Ugh. (laughs airily)
785
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,285
I know you're not a fan,
but he's a reasonable guy.
786
00:35:10,419 --> 00:35:11,786
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm gonna tell him about this,
787
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,289
and push him to settle now
with Paula Jones.
788
00:35:14,456 --> 00:35:16,591
- No, I don't want that.
- Linda, do you understand
789
00:35:16,725 --> 00:35:18,293
how much trouble you're in?
790
00:35:18,427 --> 00:35:20,495
If these tapes are introduced
into evidence,
791
00:35:20,629 --> 00:35:23,131
you will be prosecuted,
you could go to jail.
792
00:35:23,298 --> 00:35:24,466
(gasps)
793
00:35:24,633 --> 00:35:27,135
You said taping phone calls
was entirely fine.
794
00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:28,503
LUCIANNE:
Well, it is in New York.
795
00:35:28,637 --> 00:35:30,138
Well, not everyone lives
in New York.
796
00:35:30,272 --> 00:35:31,940
(laughing):
Yes, I never understand that.
797
00:35:32,073 --> 00:35:33,508
This is serious.
798
00:35:33,642 --> 00:35:35,310
I could go to prison.
799
00:35:35,477 --> 00:35:37,912
- I could lose everything.
-Okay.
800
00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:40,315
What does your lawyer say to do?
801
00:35:40,482 --> 00:35:42,617
He wants to tell Bob Bennett
about the tapes.
802
00:35:42,751 --> 00:35:44,319
What?
803
00:35:44,453 --> 00:35:47,088
So he'll settle,
so they won't come to light.
804
00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,624
If this case gets killed,
he gets away with all of it.
805
00:35:49,758 --> 00:35:51,660
I don't want that, either,
806
00:35:51,793 --> 00:35:55,163
but Maryland has a Democrat for
governor and attorney general.
807
00:35:55,330 --> 00:35:58,132
The White House will have no
trouble sending them after me.
808
00:35:58,267 --> 00:35:59,668
Maximum sentence.
809
00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:02,036
Linda, calm down.
We just need to figure out a way
810
00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:04,273
to get you immunity
from prosecution.
811
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:05,874
How are we gonna do that?
812
00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:08,142
I have an idea.
Let me get my Rolodex.
813
00:36:08,277 --> 00:36:10,479
(sighs)
814
00:36:12,013 --> 00:36:13,648
(phone ringing)
815
00:36:13,782 --> 00:36:15,350
Conway.
816
00:36:15,484 --> 00:36:16,518
Do you have connections
817
00:36:16,651 --> 00:36:18,520
- to Ken Starr's office?
- Of course I do.
818
00:36:18,653 --> 00:36:21,523
We need to make them aware of
Linda Tripp as fast as we can.
819
00:36:21,656 --> 00:36:23,057
(knocking)
820
00:36:26,194 --> 00:36:27,362
Hey, stranger.
821
00:36:27,529 --> 00:36:29,063
- MONICA: Hey.
-(door closes)
822
00:36:29,197 --> 00:36:30,865
(Monica sighs)
823
00:36:30,999 --> 00:36:32,667
When's the big move?
824
00:36:34,035 --> 00:36:36,004
Next week.
825
00:36:36,137 --> 00:36:37,205
You okay?
826
00:36:37,372 --> 00:36:39,374
Yeah.
827
00:36:39,508 --> 00:36:40,842
Yeah.
No, I'm fine.
828
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:43,545
I got you a few things.
829
00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:48,182
For the new New Yorker.
830
00:36:52,887 --> 00:36:55,089
Wow.
That's, um...
831
00:36:55,223 --> 00:36:57,258
That's very sweet.
Thank you, but I, um...
832
00:36:57,392 --> 00:36:59,394
Hold on.
We're not done.
833
00:37:00,529 --> 00:37:03,565
Oh, my God.
I love him, um,
834
00:37:03,698 --> 00:37:06,435
- but I...
- And the last
835
00:37:06,568 --> 00:37:08,236
but not least.
836
00:37:14,909 --> 00:37:17,612
I found this in Vancouver
837
00:37:17,746 --> 00:37:20,382
in a First Nation store.
838
00:37:20,515 --> 00:37:22,784
You know,
a bear symbolizes courage.
839
00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:27,422
So in your new life up there
in the big city,
840
00:37:27,589 --> 00:37:31,192
when you need to be strong,
just hold him close.
841
00:37:32,694 --> 00:37:34,262
You okay?
842
00:37:34,429 --> 00:37:36,264
I... I...
843
00:37:36,431 --> 00:37:38,266
I love them.
844
00:37:38,433 --> 00:37:40,402
Really, I love them,
but I can't take them.
845
00:37:40,535 --> 00:37:42,404
My subpoena asked for
every gift you've ever given me,
846
00:37:42,537 --> 00:37:43,772
and it just feels too dangerous.
847
00:37:43,938 --> 00:37:45,206
Well, d-don't worry about that.
848
00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:46,941
I am worried.
849
00:37:47,075 --> 00:37:49,378
Don't you think that
something weird is going on?
850
00:37:49,478 --> 00:37:52,581
I wish I did.
I'm sorry you're having
851
00:37:52,714 --> 00:37:55,950
to experience it, but, uh,
this is what they do to me
852
00:37:56,117 --> 00:37:58,286
and anyone I'm close to.
853
00:37:58,453 --> 00:38:02,090
You know, sad thing is,
just feels normal to me now.
854
00:38:02,223 --> 00:38:05,159
Okay. I just... I guess
it feels different for me.
855
00:38:05,293 --> 00:38:07,462
I don't know.
I just keep thinking
856
00:38:07,629 --> 00:38:10,765
about the witness list and
the subpoena and the hat pin...
857
00:38:10,899 --> 00:38:12,834
You'll be okay.
858
00:38:13,935 --> 00:38:15,970
I mean, you signed
the affidavit, right?
859
00:38:18,807 --> 00:38:21,643
And, uh...
860
00:38:21,776 --> 00:38:23,645
no one knows about us.
861
00:38:23,778 --> 00:38:26,815
Right.
862
00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:28,850
And your friend
at the Pentagon--
863
00:38:28,983 --> 00:38:31,653
she doesn't know?
864
00:38:33,655 --> 00:38:34,989
No.
865
00:38:36,658 --> 00:38:40,161
She's not really my friend
anymore anyway.
866
00:38:40,328 --> 00:38:42,597
So you got nothing
to worry about.
867
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,602
This I do know.
868
00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:50,505
You are gonna do great
in New York.
869
00:38:50,639 --> 00:38:53,475
You know, building a career,
870
00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:55,777
making new friends,
871
00:38:55,877 --> 00:38:59,681
lighting up every life
you walk into like you did mine.
872
00:39:07,188 --> 00:39:10,058
-(sighs)
- And one day, you'll look back
on all this and laugh.
873
00:39:10,191 --> 00:39:13,562
I'll be some crazy story
you tell your grandkids.
874
00:39:13,695 --> 00:39:15,697
- You're more than a crazy story.
-(knocking)
875
00:39:15,864 --> 00:39:18,700
Mr. President,
Prime Minister Blair.
876
00:39:18,867 --> 00:39:20,201
Yeah, I'll just be a moment.
877
00:39:20,368 --> 00:39:22,871
- There's never enough time.
-(door closes)
878
00:39:24,038 --> 00:39:25,740
Safe travels, Monica.
879
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:35,584
I'll never, um,
be in this room again.
880
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,589
I'll, uh... I'll call you next
week once you're settled in.
881
00:39:40,722 --> 00:39:42,056
Will you really call me?
882
00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:44,392
Of course, middle of next week.
883
00:39:47,061 --> 00:39:50,398
(sighs) I know
I shouldn't say this, and...
884
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,235
But I...
885
00:39:54,402 --> 00:39:58,172
I need you to know that...
886
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:01,375
you are my whole world.
887
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:14,889
Good luck in New York.
888
00:40:15,023 --> 00:40:17,191
Be good.
889
00:40:19,861 --> 00:40:21,596
(Monica sniffles)
890
00:40:22,597 --> 00:40:24,633
(knocking)
891
00:40:34,943 --> 00:40:36,945
(sighs)
892
00:40:41,315 --> 00:40:43,384
(door closes)
893
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:51,893
(elevator bell dings)
894
00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:57,065
Sorry.
895
00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:01,402
Clinton has a mistress.
896
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,638
She-She's an intern
or she was an intern.
897
00:41:03,772 --> 00:41:05,139
They moved her to the Pentagon,
898
00:41:05,273 --> 00:41:07,809
but Vernon Jordan got her a job
at Revlon for perjury.
899
00:41:07,976 --> 00:41:10,679
- What?
- I just had dinner
with friends from law school.
900
00:41:10,812 --> 00:41:12,346
They said that
Clinton was fucking a girl
901
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,948
who worked for him.
902
00:41:14,082 --> 00:41:15,817
There's perjury,
there's a cover-up.
903
00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:17,952
And, Jackie, there are tapes.
904
00:41:18,086 --> 00:41:19,320
STARR:
You're telling me
905
00:41:19,453 --> 00:41:21,155
these tapes have this young lady
906
00:41:21,289 --> 00:41:23,592
explicitly stating
that the president
907
00:41:23,692 --> 00:41:25,660
had Vernon Jordan
give her a job
908
00:41:25,794 --> 00:41:28,630
in exchange for lying
in an affidavit?
909
00:41:28,763 --> 00:41:30,164
Yes, lying about the affair.
910
00:41:30,298 --> 00:41:31,700
- Judge, they had sex
in the Oval Office.
- Okay.
911
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,267
- I don't need to hear that.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
912
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:34,769
We need to talk to this witness.
913
00:41:34,869 --> 00:41:37,005
Wait. How did all this
come to you?
914
00:41:37,171 --> 00:41:39,774
Back channel from some friends
that have been helping
915
00:41:39,874 --> 00:41:42,276
Paula Jones' lawyers
behind the scenes.
916
00:41:46,848 --> 00:41:48,717
I see you two are very excited.
917
00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:51,552
But I need to figure out
918
00:41:51,686 --> 00:41:54,022
how I can justify this
under our mandate.
919
00:41:54,155 --> 00:41:56,124
(laughing):
What? What?
920
00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:57,626
Vernon Jordan's
the president's fixer.
921
00:41:57,726 --> 00:41:59,027
How many
of our Whitewater witnesses
922
00:41:59,193 --> 00:42:00,862
- has he interfered with?
- Allegedly.
923
00:42:00,995 --> 00:42:02,296
Let's just see
if it's real, Judge.
924
00:42:02,396 --> 00:42:04,866
We'll go
where the evidence leads.
925
00:42:08,002 --> 00:42:09,871
Look into it,
but remember who we are.
926
00:42:10,004 --> 00:42:12,841
This is a federal investigation
reporting directly
927
00:42:12,974 --> 00:42:15,076
to the United States Congress.
928
00:42:15,209 --> 00:42:17,078
No more of this backdoor stuff
with your friends.
929
00:42:17,211 --> 00:42:19,080
It has to appear
that this witness came
930
00:42:19,213 --> 00:42:20,548
to us out of the blue.
931
00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:22,016
She has to call us.
932
00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:23,885
We... Yeah, got it.
Go, go, go.
933
00:42:25,353 --> 00:42:26,988
(door closes)
934
00:42:27,989 --> 00:42:29,523
(paper crumpling)
935
00:42:29,658 --> 00:42:31,693
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You've got mail.
936
00:42:41,169 --> 00:42:43,037
(sighs)
937
00:42:43,171 --> 00:42:45,006
(typing)
938
00:42:45,106 --> 00:42:46,574
(mouse clicking)
939
00:42:46,741 --> 00:42:47,742
(chimes)
940
00:42:51,713 --> 00:42:53,748
(phone ringing)
941
00:42:55,383 --> 00:42:56,851
Hello?
942
00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:59,888
Ken Starr's office
wants to hear from you.
943
00:43:00,889 --> 00:43:02,556
Oh.
944
00:43:02,691 --> 00:43:05,226
- Okay.
-Listen.
945
00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:07,261
You know this isn't
some dinky little subpoena
946
00:43:07,428 --> 00:43:09,263
in this sexual harassment suit.
947
00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:13,101
his is a prosecutorT
ith the power to file charges,w
948
00:43:13,234 --> 00:43:14,769
and the FBI on their side.
949
00:43:14,903 --> 00:43:17,571
He'll be expecting
your call tonight,
950
00:43:17,706 --> 00:43:20,574
but, Linda,
the second you call them,
951
00:43:20,709 --> 00:43:22,944
this all turns
into something else.
952
00:43:27,816 --> 00:43:29,884
(dialing)
953
00:43:31,385 --> 00:43:33,387
(line ringing)
954
00:43:34,388 --> 00:43:36,424
JACKIE:
OIC. This is Jackie Bennett.
955
00:43:37,391 --> 00:43:39,127
It's me.
956
00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:11,259
♪
957
00:44:24,438 --> 00:44:26,841
Linda Tripp.
958
00:44:27,008 --> 00:44:28,777
Jackie Bennett.
We spoke on the phone.
959
00:44:28,877 --> 00:44:31,345
My colleagues-- Sol Wisenberg,
Mike Emmick--
960
00:44:31,479 --> 00:44:33,347
from the Office
of the Independent Counsel.
961
00:44:33,481 --> 00:44:35,183
This is
Special Agent Steve Irons.
962
00:44:35,349 --> 00:44:37,651
- FBI.
- May we come in?
- Please.
963
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:41,489
JACKIE:
So,
964
00:44:41,622 --> 00:44:44,392
- you called us?
- I'm in a terrible situation.
965
00:44:44,525 --> 00:44:47,695
Facing prison or worse.
(scoffs)
966
00:44:47,862 --> 00:44:52,500
All because I borne witness
to a series of ongoing crimes.
967
00:44:52,633 --> 00:44:55,336
- What crimes?
- Were you not all briefed?
968
00:44:56,504 --> 00:44:59,573
I assumed
you'd all come briefed.
969
00:45:00,641 --> 00:45:03,377
Well, please sit.
970
00:45:03,511 --> 00:45:07,882
Uh, in short, I've been
subpoenaed in the Jones suit,
971
00:45:08,016 --> 00:45:12,653
and I'm being pressured
into a... a cover-up
972
00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:16,057
at the direction of the
president of the United States.
973
00:45:16,224 --> 00:45:19,060
Just to confirm-- this involves
your colleague Monica...
974
00:45:19,193 --> 00:45:22,063
Lewinsky.
A friend.
975
00:45:22,196 --> 00:45:24,232
A good friend.
976
00:45:25,233 --> 00:45:28,069
It's not simply my word on this.
977
00:45:28,202 --> 00:45:32,406
I-I have Monica
describing it all on tape.
978
00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:36,677
She also discusses
her sexual affair
979
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:39,547
with the president...
in detail.
980
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,551
So you started taping
when you got the subpoena?
981
00:45:43,684 --> 00:45:45,386
No.
982
00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:47,956
I began when I was subjected
to character assassination
983
00:45:48,089 --> 00:45:50,124
by the president's attorney
in Newsweek.
984
00:45:51,259 --> 00:45:53,094
I knew I had to protect myself.
985
00:45:53,227 --> 00:45:55,596
- From Bob Bennett.
- From the Clintons.
986
00:45:55,763 --> 00:45:58,299
We all know
what they're capable of.
987
00:45:58,432 --> 00:46:00,401
This Monica has no idea?
988
00:46:00,534 --> 00:46:01,769
Of course not.
989
00:46:01,936 --> 00:46:03,637
And I-I'm sorry.
990
00:46:03,771 --> 00:46:06,107
You referred to this person
as your "good friend"?
991
00:46:06,274 --> 00:46:07,441
What's that supposed to mean?
992
00:46:07,608 --> 00:46:09,610
Well, I'm just trying
to ascertain...
993
00:46:09,743 --> 00:46:12,480
Well, I have been Monica's sole
support for-for over a year.
994
00:46:12,613 --> 00:46:15,116
I've given her my time,
my-my counsel
995
00:46:15,283 --> 00:46:17,618
in her darkest, loneliest hour.
996
00:46:17,751 --> 00:46:19,720
There was one person she knew
would pick up the phone,
997
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:21,722
and that was me.
998
00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:25,960
All I want,
all I have ever wanted
999
00:46:26,094 --> 00:46:30,131
is for Monica to be okay.
1000
00:46:30,264 --> 00:46:32,300
But I had to protect myself.
1001
00:46:33,734 --> 00:46:35,736
And thank fucking God I did.
1002
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:38,272
Mrs. Tripp,
we have been investigating
1003
00:46:38,406 --> 00:46:40,141
the Clintons for years now.
1004
00:46:40,308 --> 00:46:41,910
Yes, we know
what they're capable of,
1005
00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:45,446
and we fully understand
why you did what you did, okay?
1006
00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:49,150
Now, out of nowhere,
I learn it's illegal
1007
00:46:49,317 --> 00:46:50,818
in Maryland to record a call.
1008
00:46:50,985 --> 00:46:52,520
- I-I got horrible advice
on that.
- Yeah.
1009
00:46:52,653 --> 00:46:55,957
We will help you avoid
prosecution, anything you need.
1010
00:46:56,090 --> 00:46:58,492
We just need copies
of your tapes.
1011
00:47:03,932 --> 00:47:05,666
I can have those
to you tomorrow.
1012
00:47:08,669 --> 00:47:10,538
Okay, great.
1013
00:47:10,671 --> 00:47:13,975
I'll have a clean tape
for you tomorrow, too.
1014
00:47:14,108 --> 00:47:15,944
What do you mean,
"clean tape"?
1015
00:47:16,044 --> 00:47:18,012
I've arranged lunch with Monica
1016
00:47:18,146 --> 00:47:20,014
tomorrow in Virginia
where they're less dictatorial
1017
00:47:20,148 --> 00:47:21,782
about single-party taping.
1018
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:24,118
I'm going to tape the whole
thing, but legal this time.
1019
00:47:24,218 --> 00:47:26,054
- And how are you gonna do that?
- I'm going to wire myself
1020
00:47:26,187 --> 00:47:28,356
with a recording device.
I plan to wear a loose blouse.
1021
00:47:28,522 --> 00:47:31,025
No, no, no.
No, no way.
1022
00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:32,793
This is an active
federal investigation.
1023
00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:35,296
If you're gonna be wired, you're
gonna be wired by the FBI.
1024
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,202
You realize what this means?
1025
00:47:41,335 --> 00:47:44,205
Clinton gives his deposition
in the Jones case on Saturday.
1026
00:47:44,372 --> 00:47:47,208
He's gonna walk in there,
he's gonna lie his ass off.
1027
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:48,876
We're gonna be waiting for him.
1028
00:47:49,010 --> 00:47:52,213
I mean, this is...
this is bigger than Whitewater.
1029
00:47:52,346 --> 00:47:54,382
What? Fuck that.
It's bigger than Watergate, man.
1030
00:47:54,515 --> 00:47:56,717
- We have tapes.
- Watergate had tapes.
1031
00:47:56,884 --> 00:47:58,919
And thank God we do, too,
1032
00:47:59,053 --> 00:48:02,190
'cause a jury would
fucking hate that lady.
1033
00:48:10,731 --> 00:48:12,200
Just need to secure this.
1034
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,102
How is this different
than the one on my leg?
1035
00:48:14,235 --> 00:48:15,903
This one lets us listen live
from up here.
1036
00:48:16,037 --> 00:48:19,573
Linda, look, just-just focus
on two things, okay?
1037
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,942
She needs to say she's planning
on lying under oath
1038
00:48:22,076 --> 00:48:24,012
and she needs to say what
Vernon Jordan is doing for her
1039
00:48:24,112 --> 00:48:25,746
in exchange for that lie.
1040
00:48:25,913 --> 00:48:27,748
- That's it.
- AGENT: Okay.
1041
00:48:27,881 --> 00:48:28,916
Ms. Tripp,
can you say a few words?
1042
00:48:29,050 --> 00:48:30,418
What if something goes wrong?
1043
00:48:30,551 --> 00:48:31,585
We'll be listening in
the whole time,
1044
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:32,753
and we have people posted
downstairs.
1045
00:48:32,886 --> 00:48:34,122
What if she sees them?
1046
00:48:34,255 --> 00:48:36,424
- She won't.
-(scoffs)
1047
00:48:38,692 --> 00:48:40,761
Why don't you go for a table
in the back corner?
1048
00:48:40,928 --> 00:48:42,263
You'll be able
to see the whole place.
1049
00:48:42,430 --> 00:48:44,198
It'll help you stay calm.
1050
00:48:47,935 --> 00:48:49,970
I hope I don't let you down.
1051
00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:10,458
- Hi.
- Hi.
1052
00:49:10,624 --> 00:49:13,161
Uh, uh...
1053
00:49:13,294 --> 00:49:15,596
I'd like that table
in the corner.
1054
00:49:15,729 --> 00:49:17,631
- Oh, okay.
- It'll just be two of us.
1055
00:49:17,798 --> 00:49:19,167
Sure. Wherever you like.
1056
00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:22,303
Tell me
about your smoking policy.
1057
00:49:22,436 --> 00:49:24,305
Oh, this is
a nonsmoking section.
1058
00:49:24,438 --> 00:49:25,673
Okay, well,
I don't want to do anything
1059
00:49:25,806 --> 00:49:27,308
that's not the normal routine.
1060
00:49:27,441 --> 00:49:29,243
- You can smoke at the bar.
- No, that's fine.
1061
00:49:29,343 --> 00:49:30,511
There are plenty of seats
at the bar if you want...
1062
00:49:30,644 --> 00:49:33,681
No, I don't want to go
to the bar. Thank you.
1063
00:49:33,814 --> 00:49:35,849
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
1064
00:49:35,983 --> 00:49:38,018
(piano music plays quietly)
1065
00:49:49,197 --> 00:49:51,265
(sighs)
1066
00:50:14,222 --> 00:50:15,689
Hi.
1067
00:50:15,856 --> 00:50:17,825
Hi, Monica.
1068
00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:19,993
-(sighs)
- It's her.
1069
00:50:21,362 --> 00:50:23,197
LINDA:
Listen.
1070
00:50:23,364 --> 00:50:25,799
I have been thinking
about you nonstop.
1071
00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:28,035
I know I've been out of touch.
1072
00:50:28,202 --> 00:50:31,505
Things feel so weird, and our
last conversation was so...
1073
00:50:31,639 --> 00:50:33,341
I'm sorry.
I've-I've been a wreck.
1074
00:50:33,474 --> 00:50:34,642
Me too.
1075
00:50:34,742 --> 00:50:36,677
Why have you been a wreck?
1076
00:50:36,810 --> 00:50:40,248
MONICA:
Because I'm in a nightmare.
1077
00:50:40,381 --> 00:50:42,883
I feel like I'm going crazy,
like actual DSM crazy.
1078
00:50:43,016 --> 00:50:44,518
I don't understand
what's happening or why.
1079
00:50:44,652 --> 00:50:45,919
What do you...
what do you mean?
1080
00:50:46,053 --> 00:50:47,821
What do you mean,
"What do I mean?"
1081
00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:51,225
I feel an overwhelming sense of
dread every minute of every day,
1082
00:50:51,359 --> 00:50:53,161
and honestly,
you're not helping with that.
1083
00:50:53,261 --> 00:50:55,996
- I know. I know.
- You dropped off the face
of the earth, Linda.
1084
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:58,266
You were gonna go talk
to a lawyer, right?
1085
00:50:58,399 --> 00:51:00,434
- Did that happen?
- Uh, I did,
1086
00:51:00,568 --> 00:51:04,205
but, uh, it's-it's all still
very much up in the air.
1087
00:51:04,338 --> 00:51:05,739
- Well, what does that mean?
- Thank you.
1088
00:51:05,906 --> 00:51:07,741
Mm. Can I get you ladies
anything?
1089
00:51:07,908 --> 00:51:09,577
No, nothing.
No, no.
1090
00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:12,380
- I'd love some coffee, please.
- Mm-hmm.
1091
00:51:19,787 --> 00:51:21,689
I need to know
what you're thinking
1092
00:51:21,789 --> 00:51:23,557
about your affidavit.
1093
00:51:23,691 --> 00:51:26,860
Are you still planning to lie?
1094
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,430
I already signed it.
1095
00:51:29,563 --> 00:51:31,899
Nice.
1096
00:51:32,032 --> 00:51:34,202
MONICA:
My thing with him was personal
1097
00:51:34,302 --> 00:51:37,238
and private, and it has
absolutely nothing to do
1098
00:51:37,371 --> 00:51:40,107
with Paula Jones, and I...
I really thought about it.
1099
00:51:40,241 --> 00:51:42,810
And maybe if this were a...
a serious lawsuit,
1100
00:51:42,943 --> 00:51:45,279
I would feel differently,
but I...
1101
00:51:45,413 --> 00:51:48,115
I'm not helping
with a publicity stunt.
1102
00:51:48,249 --> 00:51:50,083
I'm just... I'm not, okay?
And I think
1103
00:51:50,218 --> 00:51:52,220
- you would feel the same way
if you would just...
- Okay.
1104
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,222
I-I'm not even concerned
with her.
1105
00:51:54,322 --> 00:51:55,956
I'm concerned with us.
1106
00:51:56,089 --> 00:51:57,958
Me too.
1107
00:51:58,091 --> 00:51:59,927
Linda, I have to say,
1108
00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:02,430
I've turned this over
in my mind a million times,
1109
00:52:02,563 --> 00:52:04,465
and if the shoe were
on the other foot,
1110
00:52:04,598 --> 00:52:05,933
I would keep your secret.
1111
00:52:06,066 --> 00:52:08,336
I know I would do that for you.
1112
00:52:14,141 --> 00:52:16,109
So...
1113
00:52:16,244 --> 00:52:18,746
you've lied under oath,
1114
00:52:18,846 --> 00:52:22,115
and you're asking me
to do the same.
1115
00:52:25,419 --> 00:52:27,688
- Why are you saying it
like that?
- What do you mean?
1116
00:52:27,821 --> 00:52:29,990
In legalese or whatever.
1117
00:52:30,123 --> 00:52:31,992
Oh. Fuck.
1118
00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:33,627
-LINDA: I don't know, Monica.
- Shh.
1119
00:52:33,761 --> 00:52:34,995
I'm-I'm frightened.
1120
00:52:35,128 --> 00:52:37,298
Okay.
I just... I think...
1121
00:52:37,431 --> 00:52:39,600
(static crackling)
1122
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:41,935
- JACKIE: What's happening?
- The mic fell down.
1123
00:52:42,035 --> 00:52:43,537
- Down where?!
- Probably in her blouse.
1124
00:52:43,671 --> 00:52:45,273
- Go. Go, go.
- Go. Go.
1125
00:52:45,373 --> 00:52:47,375
And tell her
to bring up Vernon Jordan!
1126
00:52:47,508 --> 00:52:50,511
- What's going on?
- I'm just itchy. Go ahead.
1127
00:52:50,644 --> 00:52:51,979
I think you're making this
into something that it's not.
1128
00:52:52,112 --> 00:52:53,381
All you have to do, if they ask,
1129
00:52:53,514 --> 00:52:54,948
is say, "I don't remember.
1130
00:52:55,048 --> 00:52:56,617
I don't recall..."
Okay, what's-what's happening?
1131
00:52:56,717 --> 00:52:59,787
I just... I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
1132
00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:01,722
I'll be right back.
(sighs)
1133
00:53:03,824 --> 00:53:05,859
(panting)
1134
00:53:15,369 --> 00:53:17,871
Ah, I got it.
1135
00:53:18,038 --> 00:53:19,973
Get her to talk
about Vernon Jordan.
1136
00:53:20,073 --> 00:53:21,975
Jesus Christ. Your one job
was to properly clip.
1137
00:53:22,075 --> 00:53:23,977
- Okay, just breathe.
- Oh, shut up.
1138
00:53:24,077 --> 00:53:26,146
I know how to breathe.
Sorry.
1139
00:53:33,654 --> 00:53:35,689
The target is going through
the asset's purse.
1140
00:53:36,857 --> 00:53:38,326
Hello.
1141
00:53:38,426 --> 00:53:40,561
(whispering):
Hello. Is someone listening?
1142
00:53:45,399 --> 00:53:46,767
(glass clinks)
1143
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:48,936
(coughing)
1144
00:53:50,037 --> 00:53:52,673
(quietly): God.
Stop being paranoid, Monica.
1145
00:53:52,773 --> 00:53:54,342
(sighs)
1146
00:53:54,442 --> 00:53:57,345
-(glass clinking)
-(quietly): Shit. Fuck.
1147
00:54:04,785 --> 00:54:07,120
Ah.
(sighs)
1148
00:54:08,722 --> 00:54:10,123
You okay?
1149
00:54:10,257 --> 00:54:12,125
Mm. Yeah.
1150
00:54:12,259 --> 00:54:13,260
-Sorry. I...
1151
00:54:13,427 --> 00:54:14,962
- We're back! We're back!
-Listen.
1152
00:54:16,229 --> 00:54:17,865
(sighs)
1153
00:54:17,965 --> 00:54:21,101
I know this might sound insane,
1154
00:54:21,268 --> 00:54:24,438
but this whole situation,
I think, in a way--
1155
00:54:24,572 --> 00:54:27,074
it might be easier for you
than it is for me.
1156
00:54:27,207 --> 00:54:30,878
I'm a peon.
I don't have powerful friends.
1157
00:54:30,978 --> 00:54:33,781
I have nobody.
1158
00:54:33,947 --> 00:54:36,316
But you, I mean...
(laughs)
1159
00:54:36,450 --> 00:54:41,422
You've got huge heavy hitters
in your back pocket.
1160
00:54:41,555 --> 00:54:42,990
You're protected.
1161
00:54:43,123 --> 00:54:44,792
What actual protection
do you think I have?
1162
00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:46,760
I am not protected at all.
1163
00:54:46,894 --> 00:54:49,430
Vernon Jordan got you a big job,
didn't he?
1164
00:54:49,563 --> 00:54:50,564
Yes.
1165
00:54:50,664 --> 00:54:51,965
Yes! Yes!
1166
00:54:52,099 --> 00:54:53,467
LINDA:
You've got the president
1167
00:54:53,601 --> 00:54:55,168
of the United States
looking out for you.
1168
00:54:55,302 --> 00:54:56,604
MONICA:
Right, and if this gets out,
1169
00:54:56,737 --> 00:54:57,738
he will hate me forever.
1170
00:54:57,838 --> 00:55:00,107
(laughing):
Jesus, Monica.
1171
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:03,110
It just always comes back
to what's best for him.
1172
00:55:03,243 --> 00:55:05,145
No, Linda.
It's me.
1173
00:55:05,278 --> 00:55:07,014
This is for me.
1174
00:55:07,147 --> 00:55:09,750
And all you have to do is say
1175
00:55:09,850 --> 00:55:11,752
that you've never seen the
president behave inappropriately
1176
00:55:11,852 --> 00:55:15,322
with anyone,
because that is 100% the truth.
1177
00:55:19,660 --> 00:55:21,495
- I need to think about it.
- You keep saying that.
1178
00:55:21,662 --> 00:55:22,830
- You have thought about it.
- I know.
1179
00:55:22,996 --> 00:55:24,632
Linda, please.
1180
00:55:24,765 --> 00:55:27,167
Please. This is my real life
we're talking about,
1181
00:55:27,334 --> 00:55:29,837
and I'm scared.
1182
00:55:29,970 --> 00:55:33,273
(sighs) All I need is for you
to say that you just won't
1183
00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:35,509
tell them about me.
Please?
1184
00:55:35,643 --> 00:55:37,210
Please.
1185
00:55:41,449 --> 00:55:43,684
It's a big decision.
Let me sleep on it.
1186
00:55:43,817 --> 00:55:46,219
I don't understand why
you can't just promise me that.
1187
00:55:46,353 --> 00:55:48,656
You're asking a lot.
1188
00:55:48,789 --> 00:55:51,324
I need the night, okay?
1189
00:55:57,698 --> 00:56:00,367
(laughs softly)
1190
00:56:04,638 --> 00:56:06,874
- He's put you through so much.
-(sighs)
1191
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,242
All I want is
for you to be free of it.
1192
00:56:09,376 --> 00:56:11,211
- I hope you know that.
- I...
1193
00:56:11,344 --> 00:56:14,047
- I don't know.
- I'll call you tomorrow,
I promise.
1194
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:27,160
(shutter clicking)
1195
00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:20,540
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
1196
00:58:24,211 --> 00:58:25,178
(whispering) Mom.
1197
00:58:27,547 --> 00:58:29,817
Mom. Mom.
1198
00:58:31,652 --> 00:58:33,286
(whispering)
The president kissed me.
1199
00:58:43,396 --> 00:58:44,698
(plays string)
1200
00:58:48,201 --> 00:58:49,136
(violin string plays)
1201
00:58:56,143 --> 00:58:57,645
ARCHER:
You're probably wondering
what we're doing.
1202
00:58:57,745 --> 00:58:59,647
Short answer:
Saving the earth... again.
1203
00:59:01,014 --> 00:59:02,182
I'm not leaving without you!
1204
00:59:02,215 --> 00:59:04,685
I need something soft
to land on.
1205
00:59:11,659 --> 00:59:13,226
(Colin's voice)
1206
00:59:36,449 --> 00:59:38,085
(chuckles)
1207
00:59:42,890 --> 00:59:44,958
Please try to avoid
sudden shifts in weight.
1208
00:59:45,192 --> 00:59:46,126
- Sorry.
- Hey!
1209
00:59:46,894 --> 00:59:47,895
My name is B.J. Novak.
1210
00:59:47,961 --> 00:59:49,763
I wanna tell you
about the show I made.
1211
00:59:50,898 --> 00:59:52,933
Every episode is
completely different.
1212
00:59:53,033 --> 00:59:55,535
- WOMAN: Pop culture. Sex.
- MAN: Revenge. Guns.
1213
00:59:55,568 --> 00:59:57,738
You must be training
for something.
1214
00:59:57,805 --> 00:59:59,572
-(raspberry)
- NOVAK: Meaningful issues...
1215
00:59:59,639 --> 01:00:02,409
- Celebrity worship is better.
- NOVAK: ...explored through
eaningless comedy.m
1216
01:00:02,442 --> 01:00:04,745
You never forget
a scrotum like that.
1217
01:00:04,778 --> 01:00:06,379
It haunts my dreams.
1218
01:00:06,413 --> 01:00:07,815
That's it.