1 00:00:12,389 --> 00:00:13,890 (sighs) 2 00:00:16,327 --> 00:00:18,329 Come on in, Monica. 3 00:00:20,731 --> 00:00:21,765 MONICA: Thank you. 4 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:23,400 Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:30,741 --> 00:00:33,377 Wow, you've known the president a long time. 6 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:36,280 Yes. We're close. 7 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:39,283 We met when we were teenagers. 8 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:40,717 Oh, wow. 9 00:00:40,851 --> 00:00:43,854 - Closing things up here. - Oh, sure. 10 00:00:51,762 --> 00:00:54,531 Okay. So... 11 00:00:54,665 --> 00:00:55,966 why are you here today? 12 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:59,236 Oh, um, well, I applied for the position 13 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,638 at the National Security Office. 14 00:01:01,772 --> 00:01:03,340 Back here at the White House. 15 00:01:05,776 --> 00:01:08,412 I-I was under the impression you were aware of that. 16 00:01:08,545 --> 00:01:11,648 Yes. Is there something you'd like me to do about it? 17 00:01:11,782 --> 00:01:14,718 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little confused. 18 00:01:14,851 --> 00:01:18,489 I was told you were working on placing me back here. 19 00:01:18,622 --> 00:01:20,056 Placing you in the White House? 20 00:01:21,392 --> 00:01:22,559 This is the first I'm hearing of that. 21 00:01:22,693 --> 00:01:24,995 Oh. 22 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,163 Remind me, where are you now? 23 00:01:26,297 --> 00:01:28,399 The Pentagon, uh, Public Affairs. 24 00:01:28,532 --> 00:01:31,001 I'm the confidential assistant to Ken Bacon, 25 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:32,169 but before that, I was here. 26 00:01:32,303 --> 00:01:33,837 Why did you transfer out? 27 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:38,775 Oh, um... it wasn't really my decision. 28 00:01:38,909 --> 00:01:40,611 Whose decision was it? 29 00:01:40,744 --> 00:01:44,615 Evelyn Lieberman made that arrangement. 30 00:01:44,748 --> 00:01:46,517 Right. 31 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,185 I spoke to Evelyn about you. 32 00:01:48,319 --> 00:01:52,122 Oh, s-so you did speak to someone? 33 00:01:52,256 --> 00:01:54,591 She gave me a rundown of your departure. 34 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:58,429 Monica... 35 00:01:58,562 --> 00:02:00,264 you've got a good job. 36 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:02,699 You get to travel the world with DoD. 37 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:04,635 Why would you want to come back here? 38 00:02:04,768 --> 00:02:07,471 I really love working in the executive branch. 39 00:02:07,604 --> 00:02:08,672 Hmm. 40 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:13,644 Well, unfortunately, 41 00:02:13,777 --> 00:02:15,912 that NSC job has been filled. 42 00:02:18,081 --> 00:02:19,883 - Oh, it has? - Yeah. 43 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:21,218 I'll just have to find something else. 44 00:02:21,352 --> 00:02:24,955 Okay, um... 45 00:02:25,088 --> 00:02:26,890 because it's been almost a year 46 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:28,225 since I was told I'd be back here. 47 00:02:28,359 --> 00:02:29,526 And who told you that? 48 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:32,396 He did. 49 00:02:32,529 --> 00:02:34,365 He who? 50 00:02:47,378 --> 00:02:49,212 (door opens) 51 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,050 Linda. 52 00:02:55,118 --> 00:02:58,088 - Why would you do this? - I'm not in the mood, Monica. 53 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,257 The big creep is gonna be so mad. 54 00:03:00,391 --> 00:03:04,027 Why? I called Kathleen a liar because she is. 55 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,862 I helped him. 56 00:03:05,996 --> 00:03:07,764 You said that he fondled his employee in the West Wing. 57 00:03:07,898 --> 00:03:10,100 Oh, I should have known you'd take his side. 58 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,102 - I'm not! - His lawyer Bob Bennett 59 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,770 defames me on the world stage. 60 00:03:13,904 --> 00:03:16,440 He says I'm not to be believed. 61 00:03:16,573 --> 00:03:19,543 And your only concern is protecting him. 62 00:03:19,676 --> 00:03:22,279 Linda, he knows that you and I are friends. 63 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:23,614 You have to fix this. 64 00:03:23,747 --> 00:03:25,115 I am not the catalyst here. 65 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,951 I didn't ask for a front-row ticket to his misbehavior. 66 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:30,954 I was handed one, forced against my will to watch. 67 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,790 Please. I am so close to getting my job back. 68 00:03:33,924 --> 00:03:35,125 If the White House has any excuse... 69 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,227 I am at war with the White House. 70 00:03:37,361 --> 00:03:40,297 For 20 years I have given everything to this system. 71 00:03:40,431 --> 00:03:41,632 I have been nothing but loyal, 72 00:03:41,765 --> 00:03:43,233 and now I'm a target. 73 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:45,402 I really don't think you're a target. 74 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:48,639 I was the last person to see Vince Foster alive. 75 00:03:48,772 --> 00:03:52,943 The White House disposed of me like a piece of trash. 76 00:03:54,345 --> 00:03:55,812 And they will do the same to you, Monica. 77 00:03:55,946 --> 00:03:58,649 - I don't think so. - Oh, trust me. 78 00:03:58,782 --> 00:04:00,083 I wasn't welcome back, and you won't be either. 79 00:04:00,216 --> 00:04:02,285 Oh, Jesus, Linda, no one wanted you back. 80 00:04:05,389 --> 00:04:07,391 (sighs) 81 00:04:07,524 --> 00:04:09,092 I'm sorry, I... 82 00:04:09,225 --> 00:04:11,161 That's not what I... 83 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,463 That came out wrong, Linda. 84 00:04:13,464 --> 00:04:15,832 Linda, I am very scared, and I'm worried about you 85 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:17,267 because you're a political appointee, 86 00:04:17,401 --> 00:04:19,636 - and you could lose your job for this. - Yeah. 87 00:04:20,637 --> 00:04:23,173 And then I'll write a tell-all book. 88 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:24,641 See how they like that. 89 00:04:25,642 --> 00:04:26,977 What does that mean? 90 00:04:28,545 --> 00:04:30,681 Don't be such a narcissist. 91 00:04:30,814 --> 00:04:34,585 It'll be about me, not you. 92 00:04:36,052 --> 00:04:37,821 (Monica huffs) 93 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,342 Who left this here? 94 00:05:04,415 --> 00:05:06,517 Who put this here?! 95 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,202 ♪ 96 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,361 (phone line ringing) 97 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,432 LUCIANNE (on recording): You've reached the office of Lucianne Goldberg. 98 00:05:55,566 --> 00:05:57,000 -Start talking. -(beep) 99 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:59,035 Lucianne, it's Linda Tripp. 100 00:05:59,169 --> 00:06:00,437 I'm sure you've seen Newsweek. 101 00:06:00,571 --> 00:06:03,339 (sighs) I need to talk. 102 00:06:03,474 --> 00:06:05,442 It's urgent, and I didn't know who else to call. 103 00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:07,778 NEWSCASTER: The pictures, for which a London tabloid 104 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:10,947 -reportedly paid $400,000... -(phone rings) 105 00:06:11,081 --> 00:06:12,115 show Diana cavorting about... 106 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:13,917 - Hello? -MONICA: Hi. 107 00:06:15,852 --> 00:06:17,621 Hi. 108 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:20,791 I just want to say again I'm sorry about earlier. 109 00:06:20,924 --> 00:06:22,626 You know how important you are to me, I just-- 110 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:24,127 I'm scared that the big creep would be mad, 111 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,295 and you and I would end up 112 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,731 jobless in a ditch somewhere. 113 00:06:27,864 --> 00:06:29,299 Just kidding about the ditch part. 114 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,635 I understand. 115 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:33,036 Do you forgive me? 116 00:06:33,169 --> 00:06:34,304 Of course. 117 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:36,473 I have to say this has been 118 00:06:36,607 --> 00:06:38,975 such an unsettling 24 hours. 119 00:06:39,109 --> 00:06:40,811 Ugh, I know. Me, too. 120 00:06:40,944 --> 00:06:42,145 You know, I finally had a meeting with Marsha. 121 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:44,314 Did I tell you that? 122 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,416 Who, I'll remind you, in July said that there would be 123 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:47,784 a job available for me this fall 124 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:50,086 and is now saying there might not be one available 125 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:52,255 -this year. - You're kidding. 126 00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:54,090 No, I'm serious, Linda, and at this point 127 00:06:54,224 --> 00:06:55,826 it's like Bill said that she would secure 128 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:57,928 a job for me months ago. 129 00:06:58,061 --> 00:07:00,997 When I call her, she acts like she doesn't even know who I am, 130 00:07:01,131 --> 00:07:03,500 and then, when he sends me back in to see her, 131 00:07:03,634 --> 00:07:05,936 she just sits there and stares at me with these mean eyes 132 00:07:06,069 --> 00:07:08,672 and asks me all these questions, like, "Why would you want 133 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,006 "to come back to work at the White House 134 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:11,007 "to make less than you do 135 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:12,275 at the Pentagon?" 136 00:07:12,408 --> 00:07:14,511 And "What's your relationship to the president?" 137 00:07:14,645 --> 00:07:15,946 And it's like, we all know why she's asking. 138 00:07:16,079 --> 00:07:17,848 She used to be his girlfriend. 139 00:07:17,981 --> 00:07:19,315 Mm-hmm. 140 00:07:19,449 --> 00:07:21,618 So I called Betty to see if I could talk to him, 141 00:07:21,752 --> 00:07:23,920 but she keeps saying that he's busy. 142 00:07:24,054 --> 00:07:25,421 I'm just so frustrated, Linda. 143 00:07:25,556 --> 00:07:27,023 He's the president of the United States. 144 00:07:27,157 --> 00:07:29,192 He should be able to snap his fingers and make this happen. 145 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:31,361 And I know he's trying, and I know 146 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,363 it's not like he has a lot of free time on his hands. 147 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,098 But anyway... 148 00:07:36,099 --> 00:07:38,501 (cheering, whooping) 149 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,115 -(quiet chatter) -(music playing) 150 00:07:52,248 --> 00:07:55,118 Ryan. Allison. 151 00:07:55,251 --> 00:07:57,387 A little help. 152 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,389 (chatter continues) 153 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,457 Did anyone call for me? 154 00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:05,461 ♪ And show you that I'm real... ♪ 155 00:08:05,596 --> 00:08:07,731 - A human being is speaking to you. - No. 156 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:10,400 -(phone ringing) - I'm not a fan of your tone. 157 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,902 ALLISON: Mm-hmm. 158 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:13,069 Flying solo. You can join me 159 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:14,738 - if you want. - Monica. 160 00:08:14,871 --> 00:08:16,172 Guess again, dear. 161 00:08:16,306 --> 00:08:19,142 - Lucianne. Hi. -(Lucianne laughs) 162 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:21,077 I wasn't sure you'd call me back. 163 00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:22,579 I probably shouldn't have. 164 00:08:22,713 --> 00:08:24,414 You get me all hot and bothered thinking 165 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,416 you're sitting on something big, and then you vanish. 166 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,184 Let me change phones. 167 00:08:28,318 --> 00:08:30,253 When I say hang up... 168 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:32,589 -* Return of the Mack * -* Oh, my God ♪ 169 00:08:32,723 --> 00:08:34,591 -* You know that I'll be back * -* Here I am... ♪ 170 00:08:34,725 --> 00:08:36,760 -LUCIANNE: So, why'd you call? - LINDA: Well, I have 171 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:41,431 found myself in possession of some very sensitive information, 172 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,434 information of major national importance. 173 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,970 Yes. 174 00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:53,944 Last year a young woman was placed in my office. She... 175 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:57,113 - Oh, I don't know quite how to say this. -Linda, 176 00:08:57,247 --> 00:08:58,949 - I'm gonna hang up. -No, no, no. 177 00:08:59,082 --> 00:09:00,851 Listen, this-this woman-- 178 00:09:00,984 --> 00:09:04,621 she has, um, taken me in as her confidant. 179 00:09:04,755 --> 00:09:08,358 And it turns out she's the girlfriend 180 00:09:08,491 --> 00:09:10,460 of the president of the United States. 181 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,462 (Lucianne laughs) 182 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:15,298 You honestly needed that much build-up to tell me 183 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:17,467 Bill Clinton has a girl on the side? (laughs) 184 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,637 Oh, trust me. This is not his usual routine. 185 00:09:20,771 --> 00:09:22,305 - I'm talking long-term. -Let me guess. 186 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:24,808 - She's made it two days. -No. 187 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:26,677 Two years. 188 00:09:29,112 --> 00:09:30,981 What? 189 00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:33,316 It's actually quite disturbing. 190 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:34,818 She was 21 when it started, 191 00:09:34,951 --> 00:09:36,252 an intern. 192 00:09:36,386 --> 00:09:38,822 He went after her immediately. 193 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:40,657 I-I mean, secret sexual encounters 194 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:42,492 every chance he could get. 195 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:46,062 He'd take a call with the prime minister, she'd be on her knees. 196 00:09:46,196 --> 00:09:48,331 So, naturally, I am concerned 197 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:50,767 about this young woman's well-being. 198 00:09:50,901 --> 00:09:52,502 - Naturally. -It's awful. 199 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,270 He's been dragging her through hell. 200 00:09:54,404 --> 00:09:56,940 Has Madame X considered 201 00:09:57,073 --> 00:09:58,675 - coming forward? -No. 202 00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:00,777 No, she's not the type. 203 00:10:00,911 --> 00:10:03,013 And she thinks they're in love. 204 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:04,948 And what do you think? 205 00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:08,518 She is in pain and-and she can't see her way out. 206 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,955 I mean, someone needs to end this before anyone gets hurt. 207 00:10:12,088 --> 00:10:13,456 You could do a book. 208 00:10:13,589 --> 00:10:14,791 You really think so? 209 00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:17,360 Are you kidding? The head honcho breaks 210 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,429 the presidential seal of an intern. 211 00:10:19,562 --> 00:10:21,031 That's six figures easy. 212 00:10:21,164 --> 00:10:23,033 Say goodbye to bureaucratic bullshit, 213 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,634 and you'll get to be a hero. 214 00:10:24,768 --> 00:10:26,036 It's your chance to 215 00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:28,739 expose Clinton for what he really is. 216 00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:32,709 - Of course, you need proof. -I have it. 217 00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:35,145 And I take notes-- dates, times. I made an Excel 218 00:10:35,278 --> 00:10:38,214 spreadsheet documenting every sexual encounter. 219 00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:39,850 Linda, you are not enough. 220 00:10:42,118 --> 00:10:44,454 You need real evidence. 221 00:10:44,587 --> 00:10:47,057 You said you talked to her on the phone all the time. 222 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:49,625 -Yeah. - You could tape the calls. 223 00:10:51,261 --> 00:10:53,296 Pe-People do that? 224 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,301 - I-Isn't it illegal? -Nope. 225 00:10:58,434 --> 00:10:59,803 Completely kosher. 226 00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:02,205 (sighs) 227 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,909 It's just... 228 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,978 if she were to find out. 229 00:11:08,111 --> 00:11:10,914 Dear, we have been here before. 230 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,415 If you're doing this, you're going to have to commit. 231 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,684 -(sighs) -I know you're more accustomed 232 00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:16,753 to secretarial tasks, 233 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:20,423 but this is your shot at the big leagues. 234 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:23,760 You're either taking it, or you're not. 235 00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,762 So... 236 00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,898 think about it, call me back. 237 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:47,784 She's standing right here... with a bag. 238 00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:50,954 BETTY: You do realize you have to arrange visits with him 239 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:53,123 in advance, like everyone else. 240 00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:55,625 I know. I'm sorry, but I... I looked at his schedule, 241 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,293 so I thought that maybe he... 242 00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:59,695 He's watching G.I. Jane with Chelsea, 243 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:01,998 and he cannot be disturbed. 244 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:06,436 Why don't you have a seat? Catch your breath. 245 00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:09,405 (Monica sighs) 246 00:12:09,539 --> 00:12:11,407 Oh, I feel like an idiot. 247 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:13,609 I told myself I wouldn't come here. 248 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,480 He brought this back from Martha's Vineyard, 249 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,116 and he wanted me to give these to you. 250 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,055 All this? I just... 251 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:27,323 All I asked for was a T-shirt. 252 00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:29,826 That's very sweet. 253 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,930 Oh, God, everything he gets me is so ugly. 254 00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:37,267 (laughs) I'll just say one word-- Arkansas. 255 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,735 Betty, why won't he see me? 256 00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,604 I just want to talk about transferring back here. 257 00:12:41,737 --> 00:12:43,439 It'll take five minutes. If he's watching the movie, I... 258 00:12:43,573 --> 00:12:45,708 I didn't invent the rules. They apply to everyone. 259 00:12:48,478 --> 00:12:51,281 Okay. Sorry. I'm just... 260 00:12:51,414 --> 00:12:53,483 I'm in a weird place right now. 261 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,287 Has he said anything about my job? 262 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,455 - He's working on it. - Okay. 263 00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:00,857 Because Marsha hasn't helped at all. 264 00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:03,159 He's doing the best he can. 265 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:12,002 (voice breaking): Thank you for your time, Betty. 266 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,706 (sighs) 267 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,942 (crying) 268 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:25,581 (phone rings) 269 00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:30,120 - Hello. -(Monica crying) 270 00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:31,554 I can't take it anymore. 271 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,656 What happened? 272 00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:36,559 - All I do is the same shit. -Where are you? 273 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,793 Do you want me to come get you? 274 00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:39,896 There's something wrong with me, Linda. 275 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:41,464 I went over there. 276 00:13:41,597 --> 00:13:43,967 I was out of my mind. I... 277 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,903 I was watching myself do the thing 278 00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:49,405 that I promised myself I wouldn't do. 279 00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:52,142 - Monica. -And I can't even get it 280 00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:55,145 through my fucking skull 281 00:13:55,278 --> 00:13:59,315 that he doesn't give a shit about me! 282 00:13:59,449 --> 00:14:02,252 I al... I always do this. 283 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,087 Where are you? 284 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,923 He won't even see me 285 00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:09,759 for two fucking minutes, 286 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,695 and I spend every minute 287 00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:15,598 of every day thinking about him. 288 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:19,435 It's like... it's like a bad song that I can't 289 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:22,238 get out of my head, and I... 290 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,911 I don't... I don't want to be here. 291 00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,582 I don't want to exist. 292 00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:38,421 (phone ringing) 293 00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:42,725 - Hello. -LINDA: It's sick. 294 00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:44,460 The whole thing is sick. 295 00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:45,895 You should hear her talk 296 00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:47,630 about him. (scoffs) 297 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,465 It's excruciating. 298 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:52,068 She's in so much pain over this pig. 299 00:14:52,202 --> 00:14:53,636 LUCIANNE: The poor thing. 300 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,805 He acts like he's some great defender 301 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,375 -of women. - Mr. Feminist, Mr. Women's Rights. 302 00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:00,977 He's a hypocrite. 303 00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,746 He's lied to her and led her on, and now she is... 304 00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:05,481 She must be losing her mind. 305 00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:06,983 She is. 306 00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:09,185 She's losing her mind. 307 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,055 I need to come forward. 308 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,924 You want to do a book? 309 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,326 It's the best thing for everyone. 310 00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:19,162 I couldn't agree more. 311 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:20,763 Of course, you do realize, 312 00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:22,999 once they get their grubby little hands on this girl, 313 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,001 the press will destroy her. 314 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:28,438 It's a tabloid moment, then she'll move on with her life. 315 00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:29,772 I don't know. You should see 316 00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:31,274 what the Clintons do to his women. 317 00:15:31,407 --> 00:15:33,176 As soon as the name gets out, 318 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:35,611 they make sure she's chopped alive. 319 00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,847 I mean, Flowers, Jones-- they make a few calls, 320 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,350 arrange a few leaks, and suddenly 321 00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:43,119 a nice girl from Bible school is the Whore of Babylon. 322 00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:46,289 Well, sure. They can do that to cocktail waitresses 323 00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:50,626 or trailer people, but Monica is different. 324 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,463 She's from Beverly Hills, a very privileged upbringing. 325 00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:55,531 I mean, she-she told me when all this began, 326 00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:57,667 she knew what she was getting into. 327 00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,703 She's no victim. 328 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,938 She'll be fine. 329 00:16:03,073 --> 00:16:05,775 You'll lose her as a friend. 330 00:16:05,908 --> 00:16:09,011 LINDA: I've made my peace with that. 331 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,890 MAN: Lots of people like 332 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,193 the CTR-116. 333 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:28,231 But personally, I like the CTR-107 Vox. 334 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:31,601 You get more bang for your buck, and it has voice activation. 335 00:16:33,203 --> 00:16:35,205 I just need it to work. 336 00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,880 (TV plays quietly) 337 00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,668 (line ringing) 338 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:10,940 MONICA: Hi. 339 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,942 Hi. 340 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,111 - How are you? -Ah. 341 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:16,946 I'm fine. I just got off the treadmill. 342 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,448 I wish crying burnt calories. 343 00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:20,450 -(chuckles) -I went to Needless Markups 344 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,052 in Georgetown today. I bought the big creep a tie. 345 00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:23,953 I miss him, Linda. 346 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,855 Who do you miss? 347 00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,123 Bill. Who else? 348 00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:28,624 I mean, this is the man 349 00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,126 who called me back-to-back nights, 350 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,394 who literally had me come see him 351 00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:32,962 on his fucking wedding anniversary. 352 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,298 And now what? Just weeks of nothing? Total silence? 353 00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:36,966 Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to think. 354 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,302 Remind me. When was the last time you two were together? 355 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,204 - Linda, you know this. -Well, 356 00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,539 - I know, but I don't remember the exact date. -It was when 357 00:17:43,673 --> 00:17:45,808 he gave me the Annie Lennox CD, which, I mean, 358 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,743 just to say it-- that's completely a make-out album. 359 00:17:47,877 --> 00:17:49,145 Like, it's not even subtle. 360 00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,147 Was-was this when he was on crutches? 361 00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:53,416 What? No. That was back in March. Remember? 362 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,084 'Cause I was surprised, he could barely even walk, 363 00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:57,753 but he grabbed me and kissed me the moment we were alone. 364 00:17:57,887 --> 00:17:59,255 Then what happened? 365 00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,957 Oh, we fooled around. 366 00:18:31,487 --> 00:18:33,556 ♪ 367 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,000 (knocking) 368 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,371 Welcome to my safe house. 369 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,273 - I didn't realize you were a spy. -(laughs) 370 00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:51,974 LUCIANNE: You kid. Back in '72, 371 00:18:52,107 --> 00:18:54,210 I posed as press on McGovern's plane. 372 00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,546 Remember Nixon? You're welcome. 373 00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,548 This is my son Jonah's place. 374 00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:01,217 - Drink? - I'm fine. 375 00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:02,385 Hello, Harvey. 376 00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:07,056 Hi, Linda. Someone gonna tell me why I'm here? 377 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,625 LUCIANNE: As you know, Linda has access 378 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,394 to some very sensitive details 379 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,396 about the president's extramarital activities. 380 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:16,299 She's decided to write a book about it. 381 00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:18,634 Congratulations. How do I fit into this? 382 00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,236 There are people who wrongly assume Linda's 383 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,238 - in bed with the far right. -(Linda scoffs) 384 00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:25,241 We need people to understand that this story is legitimate. 385 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:28,244 If you break the story first, no one can deny it. 386 00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:29,979 So how do I know it's true? 387 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:41,424 Concrete proof that the president of the United States 388 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,226 is having an affair with an intern. 389 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:47,430 - You've been taping her? - Do you want to hear her voice? 390 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:48,764 Why would I want to hear her voice? 391 00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:50,065 I don't even know her name. 392 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,404 Her name is Monica Lewinsky. 393 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,042 MONICA: I'm trying to see him tomorrow. 394 00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:01,611 Betty thinks he'll be around after the state dinner. 395 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,279 - No. Stop. -(laughing): What's wrong? 396 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,114 I can't listen to this. 397 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,117 Taping without consent violates my journalistic principles. 398 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,185 - Oh, for God's sake. - Why don't you tell me 399 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,923 what's on the tape, and I can see if it's worth listening to? 400 00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:19,629 Monica describes multiple sexual encounters with the president, 401 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:22,298 including a time after his knee surgery, 402 00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:24,634 when he was holding himself up on his crutches while they... 403 00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:27,036 That's it? She just talks about having sex? 404 00:20:27,169 --> 00:20:29,872 They don't actually have sex, just oral... 405 00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:31,307 She orgasms, he doesn't like to... 406 00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:33,309 (laughing): Ew, no. 407 00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:34,944 This is why you brought me here? 408 00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:38,648 (sighs) I-I don't work for the National Enquirer. 409 00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,551 I-I-I'm a serious reporter. 410 00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:42,718 I report on abuses of power. 411 00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:45,921 - This is an abuse of power. - Linda, 412 00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:48,924 there's no question that his behavior is disgusting. 413 00:20:49,058 --> 00:20:52,261 It's Bill Clinton. No shit. But you said it yourself. 414 00:20:52,395 --> 00:20:54,063 It's not sexual harassment. 415 00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:56,432 LINDA: Whatever the particular terminology, 416 00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:57,833 he's the chief executive, 417 00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,101 and she's a kid barely out of school, 418 00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:01,103 who lost her position in the White House. 419 00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:04,607 Oh, a girl moved offices. Forgive me. 420 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,908 It's Iran-Contra all over again. 421 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,844 There's no quid pro quo. 422 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:10,346 He's not paying her off. 423 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,648 He's not getting her a job to keep her quiet. 424 00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:17,920 (phone ringing) 425 00:21:18,053 --> 00:21:20,022 - Did you check out the Macy's sale? -LINDA: Yes. 426 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:23,092 - It's a total dud. (chuckles) -(TV playing in background) 427 00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:26,362 Listen, I have something very important 428 00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:28,431 that I need to tell you. 429 00:21:28,564 --> 00:21:31,100 I was talking with a close friend who works 430 00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:32,468 at the White House. 431 00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:35,304 - What friend? -Kate. 432 00:21:35,438 --> 00:21:36,872 - What's her last name? -Friedrich. 433 00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:39,375 She's a major player in National Security. 434 00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:41,777 - I don't think I know her. -You don't, but, 435 00:21:41,911 --> 00:21:44,113 um... she knows you. 436 00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:46,482 Kate's very plugged in. 437 00:21:46,616 --> 00:21:49,485 She knows about all the hirings and firings in the West Wing. 438 00:21:49,619 --> 00:21:51,053 So I thought, why don't I ask 439 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,389 about Monica's job prospects at the White House? 440 00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:55,725 - I mean, you've been waiting so long. -What did she say? 441 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,292 (Linda sighs) 442 00:21:57,427 --> 00:21:59,294 I don't know how to tell you this. 443 00:21:59,429 --> 00:22:00,663 Okay, Linda, you're freaking me out. 444 00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:02,331 There's a black mark on your name. 445 00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,668 - What does that mean? -They know who you are. 446 00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:08,170 Kate said, "Monica Lewinsky 447 00:22:08,303 --> 00:22:10,072 will never get a job at the White House." 448 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,642 Okay, well, maybe you just misunderstood her, and may... 449 00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:14,577 I just... I should just speak to, um, Betty, or... 450 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,245 She-she begged me not to say anything, 451 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,980 but she was very clear. 452 00:22:18,113 --> 00:22:19,214 You're not coming back. 453 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,252 I just... I just talked to Betty, and she said 454 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,521 that he was working on bringing me back. I should... 455 00:22:25,655 --> 00:22:27,189 -I should have known. - You're right. 456 00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:29,024 Look, he owes you a job. 457 00:22:29,158 --> 00:22:31,427 And if it's not gonna be the White House, 458 00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:33,429 he needs to find you one somewhere else. 459 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,264 How hard is it to tell the truth? 460 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,099 I've given them a million opportunities. 461 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,035 Monica, you know what? 462 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:42,972 You need to take advantage of this. 463 00:22:44,106 --> 00:22:46,509 Maybe Bill's friend Vernon Jordan can help. 464 00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:49,945 He's constantly doing favors fr everyone in the inner circle. 465 00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:52,682 A phone call from Bill could gt you a great gig in New York. 466 00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:54,617 - I hate them, Linda. -Monica, 467 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,051 - listen to me. -I fucking hate them. 468 00:22:56,185 --> 00:22:57,520 - You need to... -(click) 469 00:22:57,653 --> 00:22:58,788 Oh. 470 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:00,790 - I can't tell you. - Okay. Very nice. 471 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,925 -(laughs) - It's so good. -(phone ringing) 472 00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,967 Hello. 473 00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:14,970 MONICA: You said to my face that he would bring me back. 474 00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:17,573 Monica? I-I don't know what you're talking about. 475 00:23:17,707 --> 00:23:19,475 You're a liar. You're both liars. 476 00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:22,645 I can fix this. We can fix this. I promise. 477 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:23,813 Stop it! Stop! 478 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,015 (click) 479 00:23:34,356 --> 00:23:36,458 (sighs) 480 00:23:37,727 --> 00:23:40,062 (phone ringing) 481 00:23:48,571 --> 00:23:50,740 BILL: Who the hell do you think you are? 482 00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:52,675 You know, Betty didn't come up out of the Jim Crow South 483 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,109 to work in the damn White House 484 00:23:54,243 --> 00:23:55,611 to be yelled at by some fucking 24-year-old. 485 00:23:55,745 --> 00:23:58,347 She called me in tears. 486 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,583 She was devastated. I thought you were a good girl. 487 00:24:00,716 --> 00:24:03,853 Are you kidding? 488 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,120 I've been good. 489 00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:07,289 I've driven myself crazy trying to be good. 490 00:24:07,422 --> 00:24:10,092 You are the one that promised me that Bob Nash would take care 491 00:24:10,225 --> 00:24:11,794 of my job, and he didn't. 492 00:24:11,927 --> 00:24:13,596 And then Marsha, you said, would take care of it. 493 00:24:13,729 --> 00:24:15,631 And now all she's done is lie and be a bitch to me. 494 00:24:15,765 --> 00:24:18,433 Damn it, Monica. You swore you wouldn't cause trouble. 495 00:24:20,102 --> 00:24:21,871 You know, if I'd known this is who you were, 496 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:23,438 I never would've gotten involved with you. 497 00:24:24,439 --> 00:24:26,041 Fuck you. 498 00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,610 You promised me I could come back to the White House. 499 00:24:27,743 --> 00:24:30,379 Oh, for God's sake. All I think about is you and your job. 500 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,881 I'm obsessed with it. 501 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:34,449 My whole life has become about finding you a job. 502 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:37,887 Well, you won't have to deal with me anymore, so don't worry. 503 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,789 I won't call you, 504 00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:42,792 and I won't ever come to see you again because I'm leaving. 505 00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:45,194 I'm moving to New York. 506 00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:48,030 That's a big move. 507 00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:51,634 There's no point in staying here. 508 00:24:52,635 --> 00:24:54,503 Well... 509 00:24:54,637 --> 00:24:57,472 I think it's a great idea. 510 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,275 Do you, um...? 511 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,914 Could you maybe help me, you know, find something there? 512 00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:06,749 Of course. 513 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,383 I'll do anything I can. 514 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,922 Um, maybe Vernon Jordan 515 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,090 could help me find something not in government. 516 00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:17,392 I'll call him first thing tomorrow. 517 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,064 Are we friends? 518 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,603 Yeah. 519 00:25:27,737 --> 00:25:29,805 Okay. 520 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:33,442 If I leave here, I'll never see you again. 521 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,877 Oh, come on now. 522 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,879 That's not true. 523 00:25:37,012 --> 00:25:39,882 -Oh, please. - It isn't. 524 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:41,617 Really? 525 00:25:41,751 --> 00:25:43,218 Well, I-I'm gonna spend 526 00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,587 a lot of time in New York after I'm done here. 527 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,391 I don't think we're ever going to hang out in New York. 528 00:25:49,524 --> 00:25:51,593 Of course we will. 529 00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:55,097 Life is long, Monica. 530 00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:16,218 -(knocks) - VERNON: Come in. 531 00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:20,255 Yeah. 532 00:26:20,389 --> 00:26:22,257 - Monica Lewinsky. (laughs) - Hi. 533 00:26:22,391 --> 00:26:23,826 - Such a pleasure to meet you. - No, it's my pleasure. 534 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,128 - It's my pleasure. Come on in. - Thank you. 535 00:26:31,801 --> 00:26:36,171 Oh. Oh, it's, uh... it's ostentatious, I know, 536 00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:38,273 but this is D.C., and every man needs a wall. 537 00:26:38,407 --> 00:26:40,342 Yours is maybe the most impressive that I've seen. 538 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,777 Yeah. Did you say "maybe"? 539 00:26:41,911 --> 00:26:43,679 -(both laugh) - No, please. 540 00:26:43,813 --> 00:26:46,081 Thank you. 541 00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:54,623 Ah. Hmm. 542 00:26:54,757 --> 00:26:57,592 Yeah, he was barely 30 when we met. 543 00:26:57,727 --> 00:26:59,929 And we recognized ourselves in each other. 544 00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:03,532 We both grew up Southern and both grew up poor. 545 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:07,369 Now, it's a tired old cliché, but I promise you, 546 00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:10,205 the instant I first spoke to him, I said to myself, 547 00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:13,008 "That man is going to be president one day." 548 00:27:16,245 --> 00:27:19,782 So, it's not often the president calls me directly 549 00:27:19,915 --> 00:27:22,351 about a staffer's job search. 550 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,220 Well, you know the president. 551 00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,156 He can be so generous and kind. 552 00:27:27,289 --> 00:27:29,558 Hmm. 553 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,593 What'd you make of the West Wing when you worked there? 554 00:27:32,594 --> 00:27:34,063 I loved it. 555 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,564 Abraham Lincoln used to walk around that place. 556 00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,066 I mean, it has a glow. 557 00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:39,234 You never take for granted working there. 558 00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,904 Hmm. So, why'd you leave? 559 00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:44,639 Evelyn Lieberman didn't like me very much. 560 00:27:44,774 --> 00:27:47,076 Oh, Evelyn. She, uh... she doesn't like me much either. 561 00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:48,744 (Monica laughs) 562 00:27:48,878 --> 00:27:51,080 Anyway, D.C. is great, but government work is just... 563 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,414 I don't think it's for me. 564 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,583 The bureaucracy at my level is crazy. 565 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:57,319 I can barely smile without 13 people approving it. 566 00:27:57,452 --> 00:27:59,154 -(laughs) - And I, um... 567 00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:01,590 You know, I was a... a psych major in college, 568 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,693 so human behavior has always been of great interest to me. 569 00:28:04,827 --> 00:28:09,098 So I think communications or PR would be where I should land. 570 00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:11,100 And I'm not sure if he mentioned, 571 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,935 but I'm looking to move to New York. 572 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:16,438 Yes. Now, you know what's up there 573 00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:19,108 with a big PR department? 574 00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:21,110 Revlon. 575 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:24,013 And I just so happen to be on their board of directors. 576 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,283 I think a few strategically-placed calls could 577 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,285 shake loose an opening 578 00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:32,454 for a bright young woman like you. 579 00:28:32,587 --> 00:28:34,623 MONICA: It's so nice to meet 580 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,358 someone genuine in this town. 581 00:28:36,491 --> 00:28:38,127 I can see why you and the president are friends. 582 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,129 (Vernon laughs) 583 00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,097 All right. 584 00:28:43,032 --> 00:28:46,235 If you see him, will you give him a hug for me? 585 00:28:46,368 --> 00:28:49,304 (laughs) Yeah, I don't usually hug other men. 586 00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:51,841 You take care of yourself, Monica. 587 00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:05,420 LINDA: So, how'd it go? 588 00:29:05,554 --> 00:29:07,489 MONICA: You should see his office, Linda. 589 00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:09,892 He has a picture with every president ever. 590 00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:12,061 He's a very powerful man. Did he offer to help? 591 00:29:12,194 --> 00:29:14,063 He said he'd call Revlon and put in 592 00:29:14,196 --> 00:29:15,497 a good word with the PR department. 593 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,499 -Well, that's something. -(laughs) 594 00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:19,902 -Did you tell Bill? - No, not yet. 595 00:29:20,035 --> 00:29:22,337 Why not? He needs to follow up with Vernon 596 00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:23,939 immediately. He owes you this job. 597 00:29:24,073 --> 00:29:25,674 I know, Linda. I got it. 598 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,442 I always thought I'd be good in PR. 599 00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:29,611 - Really? -Well, I have some 600 00:29:29,744 --> 00:29:31,947 very good friends in PR at ABC, NBC, all the networks. 601 00:29:32,081 --> 00:29:33,348 Then you should 602 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,184 - work in PR, girl. -Well, 603 00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:37,119 there are never any positions in my level. 604 00:29:37,252 --> 00:29:39,989 (line ringing) 605 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:43,758 LINDA: Any news on 606 00:29:43,893 --> 00:29:45,360 - the job front? -Ugh, no, but 607 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:47,362 I just got back from the mall, and I bought you a mixtape 608 00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:49,198 to kick-start your workout plan. 609 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,766 I think you'll like it 'cause it's songs from your generatio. 610 00:29:51,901 --> 00:29:53,768 What songs? 611 00:29:53,903 --> 00:29:55,470 -"Heard it Through the Grapevine." -Okay. 612 00:29:55,604 --> 00:29:56,972 "Stop! In the Name of Love." 613 00:29:57,106 --> 00:29:59,608 - Okay. -* Who put the bomp ♪ 614 00:29:59,741 --> 00:30:01,710 ♪ In the bomp, she-bomp, she-bomp? ♪ 615 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,378 Do you like any of those songs? 616 00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:04,846 No, Monica, I don't. 617 00:30:05,447 --> 00:30:07,682 (phone ringing) 618 00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:11,586 (phone ringing) 619 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,224 Hello. 620 00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:17,726 - Hey, what's happening? -(laughs) 621 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,395 You mean in the hour since I saw you? Nothing. 622 00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,397 Just my hellacious commute. 623 00:30:22,531 --> 00:30:24,033 Ugh. I'm sorry. 624 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,769 (line ringing) 625 00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:30,339 LINDA: Did you hear from Revlon? 626 00:30:30,472 --> 00:30:32,908 - Of course not. It's probably not gonna happen. -Well, 627 00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:34,910 then, Monica, you have to call the big creep 628 00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:36,145 and hold his feet to the fire. 629 00:30:36,278 --> 00:30:37,579 I know. I'll try. It's just, 630 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:39,214 he's been hard to get on the phone these days. 631 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,885 (phone ringing) 632 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:47,089 (phone ringing) 633 00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,324 - Hi. -MONICA: Hi. How was your day? 634 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:50,592 -Well, I don't know. -(phone chimes) 635 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:51,693 Hold on. I'm getting another call. 636 00:30:51,826 --> 00:30:52,928 Call me back. 637 00:30:53,062 --> 00:30:54,029 MONICA: I'm so hungry, 638 00:30:54,163 --> 00:30:55,430 -I could die. - Well, tomorrow 639 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:56,765 is bananas and milk, right? 640 00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,267 Ugh. Yes. 641 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,534 Well, if you can get by banana/milk day, 642 00:30:59,668 --> 00:31:01,203 boy, have you got this thing licked. 643 00:31:01,336 --> 00:31:03,838 Then isn't it two straight days of beets? 644 00:31:03,973 --> 00:31:06,008 Oh, I'm off beets. I won't do beets. 645 00:31:06,141 --> 00:31:07,742 (phone ringing) 646 00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:11,446 ALLISON: Mom, we need two lines. 647 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,782 - No one can call me anymore. -(phone ringing) 648 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,285 Monica. I was just about to call you. 649 00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,120 Fucking Monica again. 650 00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,055 - Language, Allison. - Mm. 651 00:31:20,189 --> 00:31:21,790 MONICA: I don't believe for one second 652 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,292 -he's not having an affair. - LINDA: Who do you think 653 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,560 -he's seeing? - Uh, Debbie the stewardess. 654 00:31:25,694 --> 00:31:26,728 And of course there's Streisand. 655 00:31:26,861 --> 00:31:29,131 She gets prettier as she gets older. 656 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,432 I don't think so. 657 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,968 MONICA: I just keep calling, and she says 658 00:31:33,102 --> 00:31:33,969 that he's working, but I know 659 00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,404 that's not true. 660 00:31:35,537 --> 00:31:37,606 It's a good thing you're a glutton for punishment. 661 00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:41,443 (Linda and Monica speaking indistinctly) 662 00:31:43,878 --> 00:31:46,048 LINDA: ...for the time being, yes. 663 00:31:46,181 --> 00:31:48,050 MONICA: Ugh. 664 00:31:48,183 --> 00:31:49,418 I'm exhausted. I'm gonna go to bed. 665 00:31:49,551 --> 00:31:52,054 You said that 15 minutes ago. 666 00:31:52,187 --> 00:31:54,056 I know, but now I'm really gonna go to bed. 667 00:31:54,189 --> 00:31:56,725 - Okay. -(sighs) 668 00:31:56,858 --> 00:31:58,893 - Go to bed. - Oy vey. 669 00:31:59,028 --> 00:32:00,429 I have to be up so early. 670 00:32:00,562 --> 00:32:02,431 (TV playing quietly) 671 00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:05,834 Oh, my God, I have to go to sleep. 672 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:08,303 Me, too. Me, too. 673 00:32:10,905 --> 00:32:13,142 -Linda? - Yeah. 674 00:32:15,244 --> 00:32:17,179 This all has to end. 675 00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:20,482 (sighs) It really does. 676 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,352 (line ringing) 677 00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:24,753 LINDA: Monica. 678 00:32:24,886 --> 00:32:27,189 -(groans) - What's wrong? 679 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,258 Out of nowhere, I get a call from Bill Richardson. 680 00:32:29,391 --> 00:32:31,026 He's our ambassador for the United Nations. 681 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,427 Uh, I know. (scoffs) 682 00:32:32,561 --> 00:32:34,796 - Are you serious? -He heard I was looking 683 00:32:34,929 --> 00:32:37,432 for a job in New York, and he wants to sit down with me. 684 00:32:37,566 --> 00:32:39,634 About working on his U.N. staff? 685 00:32:39,768 --> 00:32:42,137 Well, that's fabulous. 686 00:32:42,271 --> 00:32:43,638 I want to work at Revlon. 687 00:32:43,772 --> 00:32:45,107 What happened to that? 688 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,609 Maybe Revlon's a no-go. This is even better. 689 00:32:47,742 --> 00:32:50,045 No, it's not. It'll be like working at the Pentagon, 690 00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:52,281 - but in New York. -Well, you can talk 691 00:32:52,414 --> 00:32:53,648 to Bill Richardson about what you'd want to do there. 692 00:32:53,782 --> 00:32:55,284 That's like saying 693 00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:57,719 if I walk into a nut store, I can say what nuts I want. 694 00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,721 Well, I don't want any nuts, and I don't fucking like nuts. 695 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,723 So big fucking deal that I can have the nuts. 696 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:06,228 Monica, this is very positive. 697 00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:08,563 Clearly the president made some calls. 698 00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,299 Not to me. I didn't get a call. 699 00:33:10,432 --> 00:33:12,234 (sighs) 700 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,868 What's wrong? 701 00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:19,074 Linda, you have no idea how hurt I am 702 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,909 that I am not going back to the White House. 703 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,511 Monica, 704 00:33:22,644 --> 00:33:25,180 I have listened to you for months. 705 00:33:25,314 --> 00:33:26,681 You're not happy. 706 00:33:26,815 --> 00:33:29,318 Take the job. 707 00:33:29,451 --> 00:33:32,254 At least as a start. It'll get you to New York. 708 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:35,424 Linda, he won't even see me when I'm in the same city 709 00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:37,759 as him, and he-he says that it'll be better 710 00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,661 when he's out of office and tht we're going to get together 711 00:33:39,794 --> 00:33:41,930 in New York, but he is full of shit. 712 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:43,832 And on the tiny chance that he is not full of shit, 713 00:33:43,965 --> 00:33:45,434 well, then, great. 714 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,569 I have to wait two years to see him. 715 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:50,372 Linda, I don't want to go. 716 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:53,175 -(buzzer sounds on phone) -(sighs) 717 00:33:53,308 --> 00:33:54,609 Oh, great. That's my pizza. 718 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,178 I'm a wreck. I got to go. 719 00:34:12,261 --> 00:34:14,763 (TV playing quietly) 720 00:34:24,673 --> 00:34:27,309 (sighs) 721 00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:28,577 What is this? 722 00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,945 (sighs) 723 00:34:36,385 --> 00:34:38,720 (sighs) 724 00:34:41,055 --> 00:34:42,924 (phone ringing) 725 00:34:43,057 --> 00:34:44,393 (groans) 726 00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:47,629 (sighs) 727 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,336 Hello. 728 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:56,938 MONICA: Guess what. He called. 729 00:34:57,071 --> 00:34:59,441 Oh. Great. 730 00:34:59,574 --> 00:35:02,110 Yeah, and he was so nice, and he said 731 00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:04,179 I don't have to take the U.N. job and that 732 00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:06,181 Bill Richardson is just a good person for me to know 733 00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:08,417 and that he's going to call Vernon and see 734 00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:09,851 what's going on on his end. 735 00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,586 So I feel so much better. 736 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,456 (sighs) No, I know. I just need to make peace with New York. 737 00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:16,691 I just get so freaked out at the idea of saying goodbye 738 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:18,159 to him. 739 00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:19,861 Do you think I should go to the Christmas party? 740 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,796 Maybe I should ask Betty. 741 00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:23,365 Oh, God, I owe Betty an apology, don't I? 742 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:25,534 Why would you owe Betty anything? 743 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:26,768 Because I was a nightmare. 744 00:35:26,901 --> 00:35:28,203 I mean, I can't believe 745 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,272 -I screamed at her. - You know what? 746 00:35:30,405 --> 00:35:31,273 Do what you want. 747 00:35:31,406 --> 00:35:32,874 Okay. Why do you sound...? 748 00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,309 Because, Monica, I've had it. 749 00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:35,877 One minute, 750 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:38,713 you're crying about getting a call from our U.N. ambassador 751 00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,315 and saying how much these terrible people have hurt you. 752 00:35:40,449 --> 00:35:42,484 And the next minute, you're ecstatic 753 00:35:42,617 --> 00:35:44,219 and saying you owe Betty an apology. 754 00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,221 - Why are you being so intense? -Do me a favor. 755 00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:49,291 Take your delirium and your incessant phone calls 756 00:35:49,424 --> 00:35:52,961 and this whole sick situation and foist it on someone else. 757 00:35:53,094 --> 00:35:54,896 Your mom, your friends, not me. 758 00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:56,731 Linda, what is going...? 759 00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:58,967 (dial tone) 760 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:06,908 (microwave whirring) 761 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:09,911 (phone ringing) 762 00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:12,747 MONICA: Linda, I know you're listening to this. 763 00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:14,749 -I'm still not sure why you're so mad at me. -(ding) 764 00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:17,185 Can you please pick up? You've met me, right? 765 00:36:17,319 --> 00:36:18,753 You know I'm just going to keep calling. 766 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:22,257 -(click, beep) -LUCIANNE: Linda, it's Luciann. 767 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:25,660 -What's going on? Don't keep me waiting. -(beep) 768 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,966 (muttering) 769 00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:34,569 No. 770 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,573 (sighs) 771 00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:57,926 (typing) 772 00:36:59,861 --> 00:37:02,297 (phone ringing) 773 00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:03,298 Ken Bacon's office. 774 00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,700 It's me. 775 00:37:05,834 --> 00:37:07,969 Linda, I'm so glad you called. 776 00:37:08,102 --> 00:37:09,304 (whispering): Why are you whispering? 777 00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:10,972 Oh, uh, because I got in trouble earlier 778 00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:13,875 - for making a personal call. -Is no amount 779 00:37:14,008 --> 00:37:15,644 of hard work enough for these people? 780 00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:17,145 I know. Uh, Linda, 781 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:18,980 I've been worried about you. I haven't seen you. 782 00:37:19,113 --> 00:37:20,982 I took a sick day. 783 00:37:21,115 --> 00:37:24,319 -Are you sick? - No. 784 00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:25,787 Oh. 785 00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:30,892 I have to apologize. 786 00:37:31,025 --> 00:37:32,327 You really don't need to. 787 00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:34,062 No. No, I overreacted. 788 00:37:34,195 --> 00:37:36,731 I've been a terrible friend. 789 00:37:36,865 --> 00:37:38,900 If you want to apologize to Betty, you should. 790 00:37:39,033 --> 00:37:40,835 I already did. You-you don't have to. It's okay. 791 00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:44,205 My behavior has been unacceptable, Monica. 792 00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:47,776 I am such an awful person. 793 00:37:47,909 --> 00:37:49,544 Linda, it's fine. 794 00:37:50,579 --> 00:37:52,447 (sighs) 795 00:37:52,581 --> 00:37:54,649 I have something to confess. 796 00:37:58,152 --> 00:38:00,088 I lost three pounds. 797 00:38:00,221 --> 00:38:01,356 What? 798 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:03,024 Oh, my God. 799 00:38:03,157 --> 00:38:04,593 I am so proud of you. 800 00:38:04,726 --> 00:38:05,860 You want to come over and raid my fat closet? 801 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:07,095 (laughs) 802 00:38:07,228 --> 00:38:09,531 - All right. Well, I got to go. -Okay. 803 00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:11,733 - Okay, bye-bye. -Bye. 804 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:20,274 You would look so nice in this DKNY. 805 00:38:20,409 --> 00:38:22,043 And this Banana blazer is a must. 806 00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:24,546 I love them, but I-I really can't. 807 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:27,248 Oh, please. They're yours. Stop it. 808 00:38:28,182 --> 00:38:30,719 Oh, Linda, maybe on a date? 809 00:38:30,852 --> 00:38:33,054 Oh, Monica, please. 810 00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:35,056 (scoffs) Okay, fine. Your birthday. 811 00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:37,726 I've told you a million times I don't do birthdays. 812 00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:40,228 - Birthdays are for children. - Ugh, I don't get it. 813 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,564 Did you have a bad experience in childhood or something? 814 00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:44,833 I'm German. You have to bake the cake yourself. 815 00:38:44,966 --> 00:38:48,236 - God, you-you're a mess. - Okay, I didn't know 816 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:49,904 - you were gonna come over. - I mean, really, Monica. 817 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,573 Hangers were invented for a reason. 818 00:38:51,706 --> 00:38:53,241 Oh, my God, do not touch that. 819 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,844 Will you relax? I've handled dirty clothing before. 820 00:38:55,977 --> 00:39:00,949 No. Um, this blue dress is, um-- it's really, really dirty. 821 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:03,818 Uh, you've lost me. (chuckles) 822 00:39:03,952 --> 00:39:06,621 I wore it the last time I saw Bill. 823 00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:16,431 - Is that...? - So gross, right? 824 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:19,434 How did that even get on there? I thought you said 825 00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:21,936 - he never completed. - Okay. (laughs) 826 00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:25,106 Our first time together after the election, he was... 827 00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,777 so excited to see me that he, you know... he finished. 828 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,445 But I didn't even notice. I mean, no one did. 829 00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:32,614 I went out to dinner that night with friends. 830 00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:34,783 When I got back home, I changed. 831 00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:37,285 And I, uh, assumed it was guacamole. 832 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,020 And then I realized... 833 00:39:39,153 --> 00:39:40,789 Are you saving it? 834 00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:43,291 What? No. Ew. Don't be disgusting. I just 835 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:44,893 haven't gotten any of those clothes dry-cleaned 836 00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:46,961 'cause I haven't needed to wear them. What? Do you get 837 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:48,797 your clothes dry-cleaned, like, every day? 838 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:51,466 - I just... I use Dryel. - It's so late. 839 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,934 Want to just stay over? 840 00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:56,805 - Sure. - Okay, good. 841 00:39:56,938 --> 00:39:58,807 -(chuckles) - Let's get some snacks. 842 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,942 (sighs) 843 00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:06,915 -MONICA: Have you ever smoked pot? - LINDA: No. 844 00:40:07,048 --> 00:40:08,416 Um, worst date you've ever been on. 845 00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:11,986 Oh, God. I don't know. 846 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,088 - You have to. - I've been on one date. 847 00:40:14,222 --> 00:40:15,590 It lasted 25 years, 848 00:40:15,724 --> 00:40:17,258 and the short fuck stopped paying alimony. 849 00:40:17,391 --> 00:40:19,427 (both laugh) 850 00:40:19,561 --> 00:40:23,932 What's yours? Oh, was it that, um, awful guy 851 00:40:24,065 --> 00:40:26,400 - from the Georgetown party? - Oh, no. He was okay. 852 00:40:26,535 --> 00:40:28,770 I mean, he was way too into swing dancing, 853 00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:32,507 but he took me to a nice bistro, so... (laughs) 854 00:40:32,641 --> 00:40:35,109 - Was it the teacher? - Andy wasn't a teacher. 855 00:40:35,243 --> 00:40:36,678 He was the drama tech guy. 856 00:40:36,811 --> 00:40:38,112 He was employed by your high school. 857 00:40:38,246 --> 00:40:39,614 - Yeah. - So a teacher. 858 00:40:39,748 --> 00:40:43,451 But youngish. Like, 24. I don't know. 859 00:40:43,585 --> 00:40:44,853 He didn't seem like a teacher. 860 00:40:44,986 --> 00:40:47,121 Linda, you have to understand, 861 00:40:47,255 --> 00:40:49,190 high school for me was... 862 00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:52,594 I mean, whenever I liked a guy, he never liked me back. 863 00:40:52,727 --> 00:40:55,263 Always, always, he liked one of my friends instead. 864 00:40:55,396 --> 00:40:57,298 My mom kept saying, 865 00:40:57,431 --> 00:41:00,434 "You know, you're a late bloomer. Don't worry." 866 00:41:00,569 --> 00:41:02,871 But it sucked to not be seeing anyone, 867 00:41:03,004 --> 00:41:06,541 so I... I got really into the drama club, 868 00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:08,209 which, by the way, Beverly is no joke. 869 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:10,645 Like, it is an elite theater program. 870 00:41:10,779 --> 00:41:13,214 - Oh, I'm sure. - And I started helping out 871 00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:16,184 with the costumes, and that's how I met Andy. 872 00:41:17,351 --> 00:41:19,220 I didn't really pay attention to him at first 'cause I knew 873 00:41:19,353 --> 00:41:21,623 - he'd had sex with one of my friends. - A student? 874 00:41:21,756 --> 00:41:23,725 - Yeah, but then, um... -(scoffs) 875 00:41:23,858 --> 00:41:27,395 during tech week for West Side Story, 876 00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,064 he really started to focus on me. 877 00:41:30,198 --> 00:41:34,535 And he had these incredible blue eyes, and he was so smart. 878 00:41:35,770 --> 00:41:38,907 He, um... he played me the original cast recording 879 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,076 of Les Mis in his car. 880 00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:46,147 He explained the whole show to me, and he had read the novel. 881 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,350 And he talked to me about how it was different, and then, 882 00:41:49,483 --> 00:41:55,089 one afternoon, he... he even brought me his paperback 883 00:41:55,223 --> 00:41:57,425 and said that it... 884 00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,427 you know, it had been his, but it was mine now. 885 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,898 Linda, no one had ever taken an interest in me like that. 886 00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:09,771 I fell completely, obsessively in love with him. 887 00:42:09,904 --> 00:42:11,773 And then it... it all just got so chaotic. 888 00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:14,375 What do you mean? 889 00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:16,778 I found out he was engaged. 890 00:42:16,911 --> 00:42:18,947 Suddenly it was an affair. 891 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,949 Oh, God. 892 00:42:21,082 --> 00:42:23,017 I couldn't stop it. 893 00:42:23,151 --> 00:42:25,253 I lost my virginity to him. 894 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:29,123 I guess, technically, I... 895 00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:31,793 lost it to a camp counselor when I was 14, 896 00:42:31,926 --> 00:42:33,795 but I guess it doesn't count 897 00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,797 because I said "No" and he pulled out. 898 00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:37,732 Monica, what? 899 00:42:37,866 --> 00:42:39,834 I really thought he loved me. 900 00:42:40,869 --> 00:42:42,971 Then it all just got really messy. 901 00:42:43,104 --> 00:42:45,473 I mean, he had a baby with his wife, 902 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,575 and he told me to make friends with her 903 00:42:47,709 --> 00:42:49,243 because that would make it easier 904 00:42:49,377 --> 00:42:50,712 for him to have me around. 905 00:42:50,845 --> 00:42:53,081 - That's sick. - But I did it. 906 00:42:53,214 --> 00:42:56,550 I did anything that he wanted. 907 00:42:56,685 --> 00:42:58,887 When it was time to start looking at colleges, 908 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,922 he told me to check out Portland. 909 00:43:01,055 --> 00:43:02,924 So I chose a school in Portland. 910 00:43:03,057 --> 00:43:06,327 And then, a year later, when he had to leave L.A. 911 00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:08,897 because he had fucked one too many students, 912 00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:11,065 - guess where he moved his family. - No. 913 00:43:11,199 --> 00:43:13,501 I'd been really happy there. 914 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:17,171 I loved my college, and I was even dating a little, 915 00:43:17,305 --> 00:43:18,673 and then there was Andy, 916 00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:21,509 just back at the center of my universe. 917 00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,878 I mean, it was like without him I was nothing. 918 00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:28,416 What can I say? It was my most significant relationship. 919 00:43:28,549 --> 00:43:30,584 Till Bill. 920 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,587 I guess maybe 921 00:43:33,722 --> 00:43:36,357 they put something in my head, like this is all I deserve. 922 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:38,592 Ugh. 923 00:43:41,996 --> 00:43:44,198 SUZANNE SOMERS (on TV): I used to do aerobics till I dropped. 924 00:43:44,332 --> 00:43:45,867 Then I found ThighMaster. 925 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,302 Every single time you squeeze ThighMaster, 926 00:43:48,436 --> 00:43:50,304 you strengthen and tone right where you need it, 927 00:43:50,438 --> 00:43:52,040 so it's easy to squeeze, 928 00:43:52,173 --> 00:43:54,876 squeeze your way to shapely hips and thighs. 929 00:43:55,009 --> 00:43:57,645 WOMAN: I thought I'd never fit into these jeans again. 930 00:43:57,779 --> 00:43:59,480 Thank you, ThighMaster. 931 00:43:59,613 --> 00:44:01,716 MAN: I recommend it and use it. 932 00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:04,018 (Somers speaking indistinctly on TV) 933 00:44:16,965 --> 00:44:19,233 LINDA: I can't keep doing this. 934 00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:22,737 It's too much for me. I'm done. 935 00:44:22,871 --> 00:44:23,738 LUCIANNE: Are you sure 936 00:44:23,872 --> 00:44:24,873 you have enough evidence? 937 00:44:26,274 --> 00:44:28,142 She has a blue dress from the Gap. 938 00:44:28,276 --> 00:44:30,144 She wore it to a radio address. 939 00:44:30,278 --> 00:44:32,246 Lucy, it's got his semen on it. 940 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:35,083 She's saving it like a souvenir 941 00:44:35,216 --> 00:44:38,019 I can die now. I finally heard everything. I'm finished. 942 00:44:38,152 --> 00:44:39,520 Something needs to happen. 943 00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:40,588 Well, do the book. 944 00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:42,256 I can't wait for the book. 945 00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:43,858 This has to end. 946 00:44:43,992 --> 00:44:45,193 It needs to come out. 947 00:44:45,326 --> 00:44:46,761 If Isikoff still won't bite, 948 00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:48,429 I'll call Richard at Page Six. 949 00:44:48,562 --> 00:44:49,764 He'd die to put this in print. 950 00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:52,666 No. No. She can't see me going to a tabloid. 951 00:44:52,801 --> 00:44:54,702 Dear, we've talked about this. 952 00:44:54,836 --> 00:44:56,771 Well, things have changed. 953 00:44:56,905 --> 00:44:59,607 She has to think I was compelled. She has to know 954 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:03,311 -I had no choice. - Okay, I get it. I get it. 955 00:45:07,415 --> 00:45:10,451 Paula Jones. 956 00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:12,787 Could she help me? 957 00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:14,789 Help you with what? 958 00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:16,490 Dating within your own bloodline? 959 00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:22,296 Her lawyers are calling character witnesses on Clinton. 960 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:25,366 If they make me testify, this whole thing becomes public. 961 00:45:25,499 --> 00:45:26,801 I love it. 962 00:45:26,935 --> 00:45:28,302 I'll make a few phone calls. 963 00:45:28,436 --> 00:45:30,304 Monica can never find out. 964 00:45:30,438 --> 00:45:32,440 Okay, dear. 965 00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:36,610 (phone ringing) 966 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,916 Lucianne Goldberg, as I live and breathe. 967 00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,551 - To what do I owe this honor? -(copier beeps) 968 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:47,288 Are you sitting down? 969 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,826 RICHARD: You're not going to believe what I just heard. 970 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,929 There's an intern in the Casa Blanca 971 00:45:55,063 --> 00:45:58,766 who indulges a certain lothario with oral sex in the pantry. 972 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,835 There's a real witness who will testify to it. 973 00:46:00,969 --> 00:46:03,504 - You're kidding. -(laughing): I kid you not. 974 00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:05,006 What's her name? 975 00:46:05,139 --> 00:46:06,507 Linda Tripp's the name of the witness. 976 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,676 No, no, no. What's the intern's name? 977 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:12,413 Lewisky. Monica Lewisky. 978 00:46:12,546 --> 00:46:15,349 - You have the number to the Jones lawyers? - Yeah. 979 00:46:15,483 --> 00:46:16,650 (beep) 980 00:46:18,152 --> 00:46:20,221 (line ringing) 981 00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:26,494 (typing) 982 00:46:41,675 --> 00:46:43,844 (sighs) 983 00:46:48,682 --> 00:46:51,285 - Mr. Bacon? - Ms. Lewinsky. 984 00:46:51,419 --> 00:46:53,454 (sighs) I'm here to inform you that, um, 985 00:46:53,587 --> 00:46:55,723 as of January 1st, I will no longer be available 986 00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:57,625 to work for the Department of Defense. 987 00:46:57,758 --> 00:46:59,727 So the day has come. 988 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,729 I'm moving to New York City. 989 00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,232 Well, we'll be sad to lose you, Monica. 990 00:47:04,365 --> 00:47:06,600 What are you going to be doing in the Big Apple? 991 00:47:08,536 --> 00:47:11,372 Um, I'm going to move on with my life. 992 00:47:41,235 --> 00:47:43,237 ♪ 993 00:47:58,419 --> 00:48:00,688 (doorbell rings) 994 00:48:03,091 --> 00:48:05,259 (sighs) 995 00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:17,371 Are you Ms. Linda Tripp? 996 00:48:17,505 --> 00:48:19,140 Uh-huh. 997 00:48:19,273 --> 00:48:21,042 This subpoena requires you to testify 998 00:48:21,175 --> 00:48:24,278 as a witness in Jones v. Clinton. 999 00:48:29,850 --> 00:48:31,919 -(knock at door) -(door opens) 1000 00:48:32,053 --> 00:48:35,256 Mr. President, the Jones team faxed over the witness list. 1001 00:48:35,389 --> 00:48:37,258 You have a moment to go over it? 1002 00:48:37,391 --> 00:48:39,994 - Sure. - Most of the names are what 1003 00:48:40,128 --> 00:48:42,663 we anticipated-- Willey, Flowers. 1004 00:48:42,796 --> 00:48:46,467 The only one that didn't sound familiar was Monica Lewinsky. 1005 00:48:48,569 --> 00:48:51,239 I looked into it. She was a White House intern. 1006 00:48:51,372 --> 00:48:53,641 Does that name sound familiar? 1007 00:48:55,576 --> 00:48:57,178 Because even if there's a small chance 1008 00:48:57,311 --> 00:49:00,514 that she or any of these women might pose a problem, 1009 00:49:00,648 --> 00:49:02,916 you can tell me. 1010 00:49:03,051 --> 00:49:06,354 We can still settle this. 1011 00:49:06,487 --> 00:49:08,722 We can make it all go away. 1012 00:49:11,159 --> 00:49:13,194 Bob, 1013 00:49:13,327 --> 00:49:15,829 do you think I'm fucking crazy? 1014 00:49:18,432 --> 00:49:20,434 Mr. President. 1015 00:49:50,364 --> 00:49:52,366 ♪ 1016 00:50:22,396 --> 00:50:24,398 ♪ 1017 00:52:07,735 --> 00:52:09,737 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH