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(sighs)
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Come on in, Monica.
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MONICA:
Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow, you've known
the president a long time.
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Yes.
We're close.
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We met when we were teenagers.
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Oh, wow.
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- Closing things up here.
- Oh, sure.
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Okay. So...
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why are you here today?
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Oh, um, well, I applied
for the position
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at the National Security Office.
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Back here at the White House.
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I-I was under the impression
you were aware of that.
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Yes. Is there something
you'd like me to do about it?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm a little confused.
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I was told you were working
on placing me back here.
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Placing you in the White House?
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This is the first
I'm hearing of that.
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Oh.
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Remind me, where are you now?
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The Pentagon,
uh, Public Affairs.
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I'm the confidential assistant
to Ken Bacon,
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but before that, I was here.
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Why did you transfer out?
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Oh, um...
it wasn't really my decision.
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Whose decision was it?
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Evelyn Lieberman
made that arrangement.
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Right.
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I spoke to Evelyn about you.
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Oh, s-so you did speak
to someone?
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She gave me a rundown
of your departure.
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Monica...
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you've got a good job.
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You get to travel the world
with DoD.
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Why would you want
to come back here?
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I really love working
in the executive branch.
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Hmm.
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Well, unfortunately,
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that NSC job has been filled.
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- Oh, it has?
- Yeah.
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I'll just have to find
something else.
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Okay, um...
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because it's been almost a year
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since I was told
I'd be back here.
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And who told you that?
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He did.
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He who?
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(door opens)
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Linda.
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- Why would you do this?
- I'm not in the mood, Monica.
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The big creep
is gonna be so mad.
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Why? I called Kathleen a liar
because she is.
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I helped him.
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You said that he fondled
his employee in the West Wing.
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Oh, I should have known
you'd take his side.
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- I'm not!
- His lawyer Bob Bennett
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defames me on the world stage.
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He says I'm not
to be believed.
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And your only concern
is protecting him.
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Linda, he knows that
you and I are friends.
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You have to fix this.
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I am not the catalyst here.
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I didn't ask for a front-row
ticket to his misbehavior.
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I was handed one, forced
against my will to watch.
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Please. I am so close
to getting my job back.
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If the White House has
any excuse...
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I am at war
with the White House.
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For 20 years I have given
everything to this system.
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I have been nothing but loyal,
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and now I'm a target.
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I really don't think
you're a target.
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I was the last person
to see Vince Foster alive.
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The White House disposed of me
like a piece of trash.
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And they will do the same
to you, Monica.
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- I don't think so.
- Oh, trust me.
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I wasn't welcome back,
and you won't be either.
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Oh, Jesus, Linda,
no one wanted you back.
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(sighs)
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I'm sorry, I...
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That's not what I...
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That came out wrong, Linda.
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Linda, I am very scared,
and I'm worried about you
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because you're
a political appointee,
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- and you could lose
your job for this.
- Yeah.
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And then I'll write
a tell-all book.
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See how they like that.
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What does that mean?
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Don't be such a narcissist.
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It'll be about me, not you.
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(Monica huffs)
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Who left this here?
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Who put this here?!
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♪
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(phone line ringing)
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LUCIANNE (on recording):
You've reached the office
of Lucianne Goldberg.
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-Start talking.
-(beep)
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Lucianne, it's Linda Tripp.
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I'm sure you've seen Newsweek.
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(sighs)
I need to talk.
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It's urgent, and I didn't know
who else to call.
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NEWSCASTER:
The pictures, for which
a London tabloid
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-reportedly paid $400,000...
-(phone rings)
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show Diana cavorting about...
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- Hello?
-MONICA: Hi.
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Hi.
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I just want to say again
I'm sorry about earlier.
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You know how important
you are to me, I just--
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I'm scared that
the big creep would be mad,
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and you and I would end up
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jobless in a ditch somewhere.
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Just kidding
about the ditch part.
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I understand.
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Do you forgive me?
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Of course.
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I have to say this has been
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such an unsettling 24 hours.
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Ugh, I know. Me, too.
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You know, I finally had
a meeting with Marsha.
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Did I tell you that?
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Who, I'll remind you, in July
said that there would be
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a job available for me
this fall
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and is now saying there might
not be one available
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-this year.
- You're kidding.
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No, I'm serious, Linda,
and at this point
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it's like Bill said
that she would secure
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a job for me months ago.
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When I call her, she acts like
she doesn't even know who I am,
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and then, when he
sends me back in to see her,
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she just sits there and stares
at me with these mean eyes
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and asks me all these questions,
like, "Why would you want
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"to come back to work
at the White House
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"to make less than you do
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at the Pentagon?"
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And "What's your
relationship to the president?"
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And it's like,
we all know why she's asking.
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She used to be his girlfriend.
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Mm-hmm.
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So I called Betty to see
if I could talk to him,
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but she keeps saying
that he's busy.
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I'm just so frustrated, Linda.
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He's the president
of the United States.
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He should be able to snap his
fingers and make this happen.
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And I know he's trying,
and I know
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it's not like he has a lot
of free time on his hands.
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But anyway...
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(cheering, whooping)
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-(quiet chatter)
-(music playing)
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Ryan. Allison.
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A little help.
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(chatter continues)
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Did anyone call for me?
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♪ And show you
that I'm real... ♪
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- A human being is speaking
to you.
- No.
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-(phone ringing)
- I'm not a fan of your tone.
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ALLISON:
Mm-hmm.
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Flying solo. You can join me
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- if you want.
- Monica.
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Guess again, dear.
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- Lucianne. Hi.
-(Lucianne laughs)
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I wasn't sure
you'd call me back.
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I probably shouldn't have.
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You get me all hot
and bothered thinking
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you're sitting on something big,
and then you vanish.
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Let me change phones.
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When I say hang up...
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-* Return of the Mack *
-* Oh, my God ♪
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-* You know that I'll be back *
-* Here I am... ♪
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-LUCIANNE: So, why'd you call?
- LINDA: Well, I have
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found myself in possession of
some very sensitive information,
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information of major
national importance.
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Yes.
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Last year a young woman was
placed in my office. She...
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- Oh, I don't know
quite how to say this.
-Linda,
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- I'm gonna hang up.
-No, no, no.
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Listen, this-this woman--
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she has, um, taken me in
as her confidant.
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And it turns out
she's the girlfriend
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of the president
of the United States.
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(Lucianne laughs)
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You honestly needed
that much build-up to tell me
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Bill Clinton has
a girl on the side? (laughs)
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Oh, trust me.
This is not his usual routine.
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- I'm talking long-term.
-Let me guess.
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- She's made it two days.
-No.
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Two years.
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What?
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It's actually quite disturbing.
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She was 21 when it started,
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an intern.
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He went after her immediately.
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I-I mean,
secret sexual encounters
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every chance he could get.
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He'd take a call with the prime
minister, she'd be on her knees.
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So, naturally, I am concerned
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about this young woman's
well-being.
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- Naturally.
-It's awful.
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He's been dragging her
through hell.
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Has Madame X considered
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- coming forward?
-No.
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No, she's not the type.
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And she thinks they're in love.
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And what do you think?
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She is in pain and-and
she can't see her way out.
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I mean, someone needs to end
this before anyone gets hurt.
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You could do a book.
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You really think so?
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Are you kidding?
The head honcho breaks
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the presidential seal
of an intern.
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That's six figures easy.
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Say goodbye
to bureaucratic bullshit,
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and you'll get to be a hero.
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It's your chance to
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expose Clinton
for what he really is.
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- Of course, you need proof.
-I have it.
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And I take notes-- dates, times.
I made an Excel
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spreadsheet documenting
every sexual encounter.
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Linda, you are not enough.
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You need real evidence.
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You said you talked to her
on the phone all the time.
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-Yeah.
- You could tape the calls.
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Pe-People do that?
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- I-Isn't it illegal?
-Nope.
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Completely kosher.
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(sighs)
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It's just...
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if she were to find out.
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Dear, we have been here before.
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If you're doing this,
you're going to have to commit.
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-(sighs)
-I know you're more accustomed
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to secretarial tasks,
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but this is your shot
at the big leagues.
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You're either taking it,
or you're not.
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So...
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think about it, call me back.
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She's standing right here...
with a bag.
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BETTY:
You do realize you have
to arrange visits with him
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in advance, like everyone else.
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I know. I'm sorry, but I...
I looked at his schedule,
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so I thought that maybe he...
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He's watching G.I. Jane
with Chelsea,
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and he cannot be disturbed.
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Why don't you have a seat?
Catch your breath.
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(Monica sighs)
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Oh, I feel like an idiot.
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I told myself
I wouldn't come here.
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He brought this back
from Martha's Vineyard,
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and he wanted me
to give these to you.
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All this? I just...
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All I asked for was a T-shirt.
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That's very sweet.
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Oh, God, everything he gets me
is so ugly.
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(laughs) I'll just say
one word-- Arkansas.
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Betty, why won't he see me?
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I just want to talk
about transferring back here.
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It'll take five minutes.
If he's watching the movie, I...
258
00:12:43,573 --> 00:12:45,708
I didn't invent the rules.
They apply to everyone.
259
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Okay. Sorry. I'm just...
260
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I'm in a weird place right now.
261
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Has he said anything
about my job?
262
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,455
- He's working on it.
- Okay.
263
00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:00,857
Because Marsha hasn't helped
at all.
264
00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:03,159
He's doing the best he can.
265
00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:12,002
(voice breaking):
Thank you for your time, Betty.
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00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,706
(sighs)
267
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,942
(crying)
268
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:25,581
(phone rings)
269
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:30,120
- Hello.
-(Monica crying)
270
00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:31,554
I can't take it anymore.
271
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,656
What happened?
272
00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:36,559
- All I do is the same shit.
-Where are you?
273
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,793
Do you want me to come get you?
274
00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:39,896
There's something wrong
with me, Linda.
275
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:41,464
I went over there.
276
00:13:41,597 --> 00:13:43,967
I was out of my mind. I...
277
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,903
I was watching myself
do the thing
278
00:13:47,037 --> 00:13:49,405
that I promised myself
I wouldn't do.
279
00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:52,142
- Monica.
-And I can't even get it
280
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:55,145
through my fucking skull
281
00:13:55,278 --> 00:13:59,315
that he doesn't give a shit
about me!
282
00:13:59,449 --> 00:14:02,252
I al... I always do this.
283
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,087
Where are you?
284
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,923
He won't even see me
285
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:09,759
for two fucking minutes,
286
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,695
and I spend every minute
287
00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:15,598
of every day thinking about him.
288
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:19,435
It's like... it's like
a bad song that I can't
289
00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:22,238
get out of my head, and I...
290
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,911
I don't... I don't want
to be here.
291
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,582
I don't want to exist.
292
00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:38,421
(phone ringing)
293
00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:42,725
- Hello.
-LINDA: It's sick.
294
00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:44,460
The whole thing is sick.
295
00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:45,895
You should hear her talk
296
00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:47,630
about him. (scoffs)
297
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,465
It's excruciating.
298
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:52,068
She's in so much pain
over this pig.
299
00:14:52,202 --> 00:14:53,636
LUCIANNE:
The poor thing.
300
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,805
He acts like
he's some great defender
301
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,375
-of women.
- Mr. Feminist,
Mr. Women's Rights.
302
00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:00,977
He's a hypocrite.
303
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,746
He's lied to her and led her on,
and now she is...
304
00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:05,481
She must be losing her mind.
305
00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:06,983
She is.
306
00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:09,185
She's losing her mind.
307
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,055
I need to come forward.
308
00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,924
You want to do a book?
309
00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,326
It's the best thing
for everyone.
310
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:19,162
I couldn't agree more.
311
00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:20,763
Of course, you do realize,
312
00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:22,999
once they get their grubby
little hands on this girl,
313
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,001
the press will destroy her.
314
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:28,438
It's a tabloid moment, then
she'll move on with her life.
315
00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:29,772
I don't know. You should see
316
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:31,274
what the Clintons do
to his women.
317
00:15:31,407 --> 00:15:33,176
As soon as the name gets out,
318
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:35,611
they make sure
she's chopped alive.
319
00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,847
I mean, Flowers, Jones--
they make a few calls,
320
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,350
arrange a few leaks,
and suddenly
321
00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:43,119
a nice girl from Bible school
is the Whore of Babylon.
322
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:46,289
Well, sure. They can do that
to cocktail waitresses
323
00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:50,626
or trailer people,
but Monica is different.
324
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,463
She's from Beverly Hills,
a very privileged upbringing.
325
00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:55,531
I mean, she-she told me
when all this began,
326
00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:57,667
she knew
what she was getting into.
327
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,703
She's no victim.
328
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,938
She'll be fine.
329
00:16:03,073 --> 00:16:05,775
You'll lose her as a friend.
330
00:16:05,908 --> 00:16:09,011
LINDA:
I've made my peace with that.
331
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,890
MAN:
Lots of people like
332
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,193
the CTR-116.
333
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:28,231
But personally,
I like the CTR-107 Vox.
334
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:31,601
You get more bang for your buck,
and it has voice activation.
335
00:16:33,203 --> 00:16:35,205
I just need it to work.
336
00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,880
(TV plays quietly)
337
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,668
(line ringing)
338
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:10,940
MONICA:
Hi.
339
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,942
Hi.
340
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,111
- How are you?
-Ah.
341
00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:16,946
I'm fine.
I just got off the treadmill.
342
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,448
I wish crying burnt calories.
343
00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:20,450
-(chuckles)
-I went to Needless Markups
344
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,052
in Georgetown today.
I bought the big creep a tie.
345
00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:23,953
I miss him, Linda.
346
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,855
Who do you miss?
347
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,123
Bill. Who else?
348
00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:28,624
I mean, this is the man
349
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,126
who called me
back-to-back nights,
350
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,394
who literally
had me come see him
351
00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:32,962
on his fucking
wedding anniversary.
352
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,298
And now what? Just weeks
of nothing? Total silence?
353
00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:36,966
Like, I don't know
what I'm supposed to think.
354
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,302
Remind me. When was the last
time you two were together?
355
00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,204
- Linda, you know this.
-Well,
356
00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,539
- I know, but I don't remember
the exact date.
-It was when
357
00:17:43,673 --> 00:17:45,808
he gave me the Annie Lennox CD,
which, I mean,
358
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,743
just to say it-- that's
completely a make-out album.
359
00:17:47,877 --> 00:17:49,145
Like, it's not even subtle.
360
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,147
Was-was this when
he was on crutches?
361
00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:53,416
What? No. That was back
in March. Remember?
362
00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,084
'Cause I was surprised,
he could barely even walk,
363
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:57,753
but he grabbed me and kissed me
the moment we were alone.
364
00:17:57,887 --> 00:17:59,255
Then what happened?
365
00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,957
Oh, we fooled around.
366
00:18:31,487 --> 00:18:33,556
♪
367
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,000
(knocking)
368
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,371
Welcome to my safe house.
369
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,273
- I didn't realize
you were a spy.
-(laughs)
370
00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:51,974
LUCIANNE:
You kid. Back in '72,
371
00:18:52,107 --> 00:18:54,210
I posed as press
on McGovern's plane.
372
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,546
Remember Nixon?
You're welcome.
373
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,548
This is my son Jonah's place.
374
00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:01,217
- Drink?
- I'm fine.
375
00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:02,385
Hello, Harvey.
376
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:07,056
Hi, Linda. Someone gonna
tell me why I'm here?
377
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,625
LUCIANNE:
As you know, Linda has access
378
00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,394
to some very sensitive details
379
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,396
about the president's
extramarital activities.
380
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:16,299
She's decided
to write a book about it.
381
00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:18,634
Congratulations.
How do I fit into this?
382
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,236
There are people
who wrongly assume Linda's
383
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,238
- in bed with the far right.
-(Linda scoffs)
384
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:25,241
We need people to understand
that this story is legitimate.
385
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:28,244
If you break the story first,
no one can deny it.
386
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:29,979
So how do I know it's true?
387
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:41,424
Concrete proof that the
president of the United States
388
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,226
is having an affair
with an intern.
389
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:47,430
- You've been taping her?
- Do you want to hear her voice?
390
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:48,764
Why would I want
to hear her voice?
391
00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:50,065
I don't even know her name.
392
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,404
Her name is Monica Lewinsky.
393
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,042
MONICA:
I'm trying to see him tomorrow.
394
00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:01,611
Betty thinks he'll be around
after the state dinner.
395
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,279
- No. Stop.
-(laughing): What's wrong?
396
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,114
I can't listen to this.
397
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,117
Taping without consent violates
my journalistic principles.
398
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,185
- Oh, for God's sake.
- Why don't you tell me
399
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,923
what's on the tape, and I can
see if it's worth listening to?
400
00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:19,629
Monica describes multiple sexual
encounters with the president,
401
00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:22,298
including a time
after his knee surgery,
402
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:24,634
when he was holding himself up
on his crutches while they...
403
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:27,036
That's it? She just talks
about having sex?
404
00:20:27,169 --> 00:20:29,872
They don't actually have sex,
just oral...
405
00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:31,307
She orgasms,
he doesn't like to...
406
00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:33,309
(laughing):
Ew, no.
407
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:34,944
This is why you brought me here?
408
00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:38,648
(sighs)
I-I don't work
for the National Enquirer.
409
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,551
I-I-I'm a serious reporter.
410
00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:42,718
I report on abuses of power.
411
00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:45,921
- This is an abuse of power.
- Linda,
412
00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:48,924
there's no question
that his behavior is disgusting.
413
00:20:49,058 --> 00:20:52,261
It's Bill Clinton. No shit.
But you said it yourself.
414
00:20:52,395 --> 00:20:54,063
It's not sexual harassment.
415
00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:56,432
LINDA:
Whatever the particular
terminology,
416
00:20:56,566 --> 00:20:57,833
he's the chief executive,
417
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,101
and she's a kid
barely out of school,
418
00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:01,103
who lost her position
in the White House.
419
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:04,607
Oh, a girl moved offices.
Forgive me.
420
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,908
It's Iran-Contra all over again.
421
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,844
There's no quid pro quo.
422
00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:10,346
He's not paying her off.
423
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,648
He's not getting her a job
to keep her quiet.
424
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:17,920
(phone ringing)
425
00:21:18,053 --> 00:21:20,022
- Did you check out
the Macy's sale?
-LINDA: Yes.
426
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:23,092
- It's a total dud. (chuckles)
-(TV playing in background)
427
00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:26,362
Listen, I have something
very important
428
00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:28,431
that I need to tell you.
429
00:21:28,564 --> 00:21:31,100
I was talking
with a close friend who works
430
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:32,468
at the White House.
431
00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:35,304
- What friend?
-Kate.
432
00:21:35,438 --> 00:21:36,872
- What's her last name?
-Friedrich.
433
00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:39,375
She's a major player
in National Security.
434
00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:41,777
- I don't think I know her.
-You don't, but,
435
00:21:41,911 --> 00:21:44,113
um... she knows you.
436
00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:46,482
Kate's very plugged in.
437
00:21:46,616 --> 00:21:49,485
She knows about all the hirings
and firings in the West Wing.
438
00:21:49,619 --> 00:21:51,053
So I thought, why don't I ask
439
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,389
about Monica's job prospects
at the White House?
440
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:55,725
- I mean, you've been
waiting so long.
-What did she say?
441
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,292
(Linda sighs)
442
00:21:57,427 --> 00:21:59,294
I don't know how
to tell you this.
443
00:21:59,429 --> 00:22:00,663
Okay, Linda,
you're freaking me out.
444
00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:02,331
There's a black mark
on your name.
445
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,668
- What does that mean?
-They know who you are.
446
00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:08,170
Kate said, "Monica Lewinsky
447
00:22:08,303 --> 00:22:10,072
will never get a job
at the White House."
448
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,642
Okay, well, maybe you just
misunderstood her, and may...
449
00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:14,577
I just... I should just speak
to, um, Betty, or...
450
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,245
She-she begged me
not to say anything,
451
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,980
but she was very clear.
452
00:22:18,113 --> 00:22:19,214
You're not coming back.
453
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:23,252
I just... I just talked
to Betty, and she said
454
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,521
that he was working
on bringing me back. I should...
455
00:22:25,655 --> 00:22:27,189
-I should have known.
- You're right.
456
00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:29,024
Look, he owes you a job.
457
00:22:29,158 --> 00:22:31,427
And if it's not gonna be
the White House,
458
00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:33,429
he needs to find you one
somewhere else.
459
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:35,264
How hard is it
to tell the truth?
460
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,099
I've given them
a million opportunities.
461
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,035
Monica, you know what?
462
00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:42,972
You need
to take advantage of this.
463
00:22:44,106 --> 00:22:46,509
Maybe Bill's friend
Vernon Jordan can help.
464
00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:49,945
He's constantly doing favors fr
everyone in the inner circle.
465
00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:52,682
A phone call from Bill could gt
you a great gig in New York.
466
00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:54,617
- I hate them, Linda.
-Monica,
467
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,051
- listen to me.
-I fucking hate them.
468
00:22:56,185 --> 00:22:57,520
- You need to...
-(click)
469
00:22:57,653 --> 00:22:58,788
Oh.
470
00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:00,790
- I can't tell you.
- Okay. Very nice.
471
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,925
-(laughs)
- It's so good.
-(phone ringing)
472
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,967
Hello.
473
00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:14,970
MONICA:
You said to my face
that he would bring me back.
474
00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:17,573
Monica? I-I don't know
what you're talking about.
475
00:23:17,707 --> 00:23:19,475
You're a liar.
You're both liars.
476
00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:22,645
I can fix this.
We can fix this. I promise.
477
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:23,813
Stop it! Stop!
478
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,015
(click)
479
00:23:34,356 --> 00:23:36,458
(sighs)
480
00:23:37,727 --> 00:23:40,062
(phone ringing)
481
00:23:48,571 --> 00:23:50,740
BILL:
Who the hell
do you think you are?
482
00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:52,675
You know, Betty didn't come up
out of the Jim Crow South
483
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,109
to work in the damn White House
484
00:23:54,243 --> 00:23:55,611
to be yelled at
by some fucking 24-year-old.
485
00:23:55,745 --> 00:23:58,347
She called me in tears.
486
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,583
She was devastated.
I thought you were a good girl.
487
00:24:00,716 --> 00:24:03,853
Are you kidding?
488
00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,120
I've been good.
489
00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:07,289
I've driven myself crazy
trying to be good.
490
00:24:07,422 --> 00:24:10,092
You are the one that promised me
that Bob Nash would take care
491
00:24:10,225 --> 00:24:11,794
of my job, and he didn't.
492
00:24:11,927 --> 00:24:13,596
And then Marsha, you said,
would take care of it.
493
00:24:13,729 --> 00:24:15,631
And now all she's done is lie
and be a bitch to me.
494
00:24:15,765 --> 00:24:18,433
Damn it, Monica. You swore
you wouldn't cause trouble.
495
00:24:20,102 --> 00:24:21,871
You know, if I'd known
this is who you were,
496
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:23,438
I never would've
gotten involved with you.
497
00:24:24,439 --> 00:24:26,041
Fuck you.
498
00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,610
You promised me I could
come back to the White House.
499
00:24:27,743 --> 00:24:30,379
Oh, for God's sake. All I think
about is you and your job.
500
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,881
I'm obsessed with it.
501
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:34,449
My whole life has become
about finding you a job.
502
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:37,887
Well, you won't have to deal
with me anymore, so don't worry.
503
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:39,789
I won't call you,
504
00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:42,792
and I won't ever come to see
you again because I'm leaving.
505
00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:45,194
I'm moving to New York.
506
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:48,030
That's a big move.
507
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:51,634
There's no point
in staying here.
508
00:24:52,635 --> 00:24:54,503
Well...
509
00:24:54,637 --> 00:24:57,472
I think it's a great idea.
510
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,275
Do you, um...?
511
00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,914
Could you maybe help me,
you know, find something there?
512
00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:06,749
Of course.
513
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,383
I'll do anything I can.
514
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,922
Um, maybe Vernon Jordan
515
00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,090
could help me find something
not in government.
516
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:17,392
I'll call him
first thing tomorrow.
517
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,064
Are we friends?
518
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,603
Yeah.
519
00:25:27,737 --> 00:25:29,805
Okay.
520
00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:33,442
If I leave here,
I'll never see you again.
521
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,877
Oh, come on now.
522
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,879
That's not true.
523
00:25:37,012 --> 00:25:39,882
-Oh, please.
- It isn't.
524
00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:41,617
Really?
525
00:25:41,751 --> 00:25:43,218
Well, I-I'm gonna spend
526
00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,587
a lot of time in New York
after I'm done here.
527
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,391
I don't think we're ever going
to hang out in New York.
528
00:25:49,524 --> 00:25:51,593
Of course we will.
529
00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:55,097
Life is long, Monica.
530
00:26:14,183 --> 00:26:16,218
-(knocks)
- VERNON: Come in.
531
00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:20,255
Yeah.
532
00:26:20,389 --> 00:26:22,257
- Monica Lewinsky. (laughs)
- Hi.
533
00:26:22,391 --> 00:26:23,826
- Such a pleasure to meet you.
- No, it's my pleasure.
534
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,128
- It's my pleasure. Come on in.
- Thank you.
535
00:26:31,801 --> 00:26:36,171
Oh. Oh, it's, uh...
it's ostentatious, I know,
536
00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:38,273
but this is D.C.,
and every man needs a wall.
537
00:26:38,407 --> 00:26:40,342
Yours is maybe the most
impressive that I've seen.
538
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,777
Yeah.
Did you say "maybe"?
539
00:26:41,911 --> 00:26:43,679
-(both laugh)
- No, please.
540
00:26:43,813 --> 00:26:46,081
Thank you.
541
00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:54,623
Ah. Hmm.
542
00:26:54,757 --> 00:26:57,592
Yeah, he was barely 30
when we met.
543
00:26:57,727 --> 00:26:59,929
And we recognized ourselves
in each other.
544
00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:03,532
We both grew up Southern
and both grew up poor.
545
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:07,369
Now, it's a tired old cliché,
but I promise you,
546
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:10,205
the instant I first spoke
to him, I said to myself,
547
00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:13,008
"That man is going
to be president one day."
548
00:27:16,245 --> 00:27:19,782
So, it's not often
the president calls me directly
549
00:27:19,915 --> 00:27:22,351
about a staffer's job search.
550
00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,220
Well, you know the president.
551
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,156
He can be so generous and kind.
552
00:27:27,289 --> 00:27:29,558
Hmm.
553
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,593
What'd you make of the West Wing
when you worked there?
554
00:27:32,594 --> 00:27:34,063
I loved it.
555
00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,564
Abraham Lincoln used
to walk around that place.
556
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,066
I mean, it has a glow.
557
00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:39,234
You never take for granted
working there.
558
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,904
Hmm. So, why'd you leave?
559
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:44,639
Evelyn Lieberman
didn't like me very much.
560
00:27:44,774 --> 00:27:47,076
Oh, Evelyn. She, uh... she
doesn't like me much either.
561
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:48,744
(Monica laughs)
562
00:27:48,878 --> 00:27:51,080
Anyway, D.C. is great,
but government work is just...
563
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,414
I don't think it's for me.
564
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:54,583
The bureaucracy
at my level is crazy.
565
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:57,319
I can barely smile
without 13 people approving it.
566
00:27:57,452 --> 00:27:59,154
-(laughs)
- And I, um...
567
00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:01,590
You know, I was a...
a psych major in college,
568
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,693
so human behavior has always
been of great interest to me.
569
00:28:04,827 --> 00:28:09,098
So I think communications or PR
would be where I should land.
570
00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:11,100
And I'm not sure
if he mentioned,
571
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,935
but I'm looking
to move to New York.
572
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:16,438
Yes. Now,
you know what's up there
573
00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:19,108
with a big PR department?
574
00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:21,110
Revlon.
575
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:24,013
And I just so happen to be
on their board of directors.
576
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,283
I think a few
strategically-placed calls could
577
00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,285
shake loose an opening
578
00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:32,454
for a bright young woman
like you.
579
00:28:32,587 --> 00:28:34,623
MONICA:
It's so nice to meet
580
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,358
someone genuine in this town.
581
00:28:36,491 --> 00:28:38,127
I can see why you
and the president are friends.
582
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,129
(Vernon laughs)
583
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,097
All right.
584
00:28:43,032 --> 00:28:46,235
If you see him,
will you give him a hug for me?
585
00:28:46,368 --> 00:28:49,304
(laughs)
Yeah, I don't usually
hug other men.
586
00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:51,841
You take care of yourself,
Monica.
587
00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:05,420
LINDA:
So, how'd it go?
588
00:29:05,554 --> 00:29:07,489
MONICA:
You should see his office,
Linda.
589
00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:09,892
He has a picture
with every president ever.
590
00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:12,061
He's a very powerful man.
Did he offer to help?
591
00:29:12,194 --> 00:29:14,063
He said he'd call Revlon
and put in
592
00:29:14,196 --> 00:29:15,497
a good word
with the PR department.
593
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,499
-Well, that's something.
-(laughs)
594
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:19,902
-Did you tell Bill?
- No, not yet.
595
00:29:20,035 --> 00:29:22,337
Why not? He needs
to follow up with Vernon
596
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:23,939
immediately.
He owes you this job.
597
00:29:24,073 --> 00:29:25,674
I know, Linda. I got it.
598
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,442
I always thought
I'd be good in PR.
599
00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:29,611
- Really?
-Well, I have some
600
00:29:29,744 --> 00:29:31,947
very good friends in PR
at ABC, NBC, all the networks.
601
00:29:32,081 --> 00:29:33,348
Then you should
602
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,184
- work in PR, girl.
-Well,
603
00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:37,119
there are never any positions
in my level.
604
00:29:37,252 --> 00:29:39,989
(line ringing)
605
00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:43,758
LINDA:
Any news on
606
00:29:43,893 --> 00:29:45,360
- the job front?
-Ugh, no, but
607
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:47,362
I just got back from the mall,
and I bought you a mixtape
608
00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:49,198
to kick-start your workout plan.
609
00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,766
I think you'll like it 'cause
it's songs from your generatio.
610
00:29:51,901 --> 00:29:53,768
What songs?
611
00:29:53,903 --> 00:29:55,470
-"Heard it
Through the Grapevine."
-Okay.
612
00:29:55,604 --> 00:29:56,972
"Stop! In the Name of Love."
613
00:29:57,106 --> 00:29:59,608
- Okay.
-* Who put the bomp ♪
614
00:29:59,741 --> 00:30:01,710
♪ In the bomp,
she-bomp, she-bomp? ♪
615
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,378
Do you like any of those songs?
616
00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:04,846
No, Monica, I don't.
617
00:30:05,447 --> 00:30:07,682
(phone ringing)
618
00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:11,586
(phone ringing)
619
00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,224
Hello.
620
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:17,726
- Hey, what's happening?
-(laughs)
621
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,395
You mean in the hour
since I saw you? Nothing.
622
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,397
Just my hellacious commute.
623
00:30:22,531 --> 00:30:24,033
Ugh. I'm sorry.
624
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,769
(line ringing)
625
00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:30,339
LINDA:
Did you hear from Revlon?
626
00:30:30,472 --> 00:30:32,908
- Of course not. It's probably
not gonna happen.
-Well,
627
00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:34,910
then, Monica, you have
to call the big creep
628
00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:36,145
and hold his feet to the fire.
629
00:30:36,278 --> 00:30:37,579
I know. I'll try. It's just,
630
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:39,214
he's been hard to get
on the phone these days.
631
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,885
(phone ringing)
632
00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:47,089
(phone ringing)
633
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,324
- Hi.
-MONICA: Hi. How was your day?
634
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:50,592
-Well, I don't know.
-(phone chimes)
635
00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:51,693
Hold on.
I'm getting another call.
636
00:30:51,826 --> 00:30:52,928
Call me back.
637
00:30:53,062 --> 00:30:54,029
MONICA:
I'm so hungry,
638
00:30:54,163 --> 00:30:55,430
-I could die.
- Well, tomorrow
639
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:56,765
is bananas and milk, right?
640
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,267
Ugh. Yes.
641
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,534
Well, if you can get by
banana/milk day,
642
00:30:59,668 --> 00:31:01,203
boy, have you got
this thing licked.
643
00:31:01,336 --> 00:31:03,838
Then isn't it two straight days
of beets?
644
00:31:03,973 --> 00:31:06,008
Oh, I'm off beets.
I won't do beets.
645
00:31:06,141 --> 00:31:07,742
(phone ringing)
646
00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:11,446
ALLISON:
Mom, we need two lines.
647
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,782
- No one can call me anymore.
-(phone ringing)
648
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,285
Monica. I was just about
to call you.
649
00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:18,120
Fucking Monica again.
650
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,055
- Language, Allison.
- Mm.
651
00:31:20,189 --> 00:31:21,790
MONICA:
I don't believe for one second
652
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,292
-he's not having an affair.
- LINDA: Who do you think
653
00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,560
-he's seeing?
- Uh, Debbie the stewardess.
654
00:31:25,694 --> 00:31:26,728
And of course
there's Streisand.
655
00:31:26,861 --> 00:31:29,131
She gets prettier
as she gets older.
656
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,432
I don't think so.
657
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,968
MONICA:
I just keep calling,
and she says
658
00:31:33,102 --> 00:31:33,969
that he's working, but I know
659
00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,404
that's not true.
660
00:31:35,537 --> 00:31:37,606
It's a good thing
you're a glutton for punishment.
661
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:41,443
(Linda and Monica
speaking indistinctly)
662
00:31:43,878 --> 00:31:46,048
LINDA:
...for the time being, yes.
663
00:31:46,181 --> 00:31:48,050
MONICA:
Ugh.
664
00:31:48,183 --> 00:31:49,418
I'm exhausted.
I'm gonna go to bed.
665
00:31:49,551 --> 00:31:52,054
You said that 15 minutes ago.
666
00:31:52,187 --> 00:31:54,056
I know, but now I'm really
gonna go to bed.
667
00:31:54,189 --> 00:31:56,725
- Okay.
-(sighs)
668
00:31:56,858 --> 00:31:58,893
- Go to bed.
- Oy vey.
669
00:31:59,028 --> 00:32:00,429
I have to be up so early.
670
00:32:00,562 --> 00:32:02,431
(TV playing quietly)
671
00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:05,834
Oh, my God,
I have to go to sleep.
672
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:08,303
Me, too. Me, too.
673
00:32:10,905 --> 00:32:13,142
-Linda?
- Yeah.
674
00:32:15,244 --> 00:32:17,179
This all has to end.
675
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:20,482
(sighs)
It really does.
676
00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,352
(line ringing)
677
00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:24,753
LINDA:
Monica.
678
00:32:24,886 --> 00:32:27,189
-(groans)
- What's wrong?
679
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,258
Out of nowhere, I get a call
from Bill Richardson.
680
00:32:29,391 --> 00:32:31,026
He's our ambassador
for the United Nations.
681
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,427
Uh, I know. (scoffs)
682
00:32:32,561 --> 00:32:34,796
- Are you serious?
-He heard I was looking
683
00:32:34,929 --> 00:32:37,432
for a job in New York, and
he wants to sit down with me.
684
00:32:37,566 --> 00:32:39,634
About working on his U.N. staff?
685
00:32:39,768 --> 00:32:42,137
Well, that's fabulous.
686
00:32:42,271 --> 00:32:43,638
I want to work at Revlon.
687
00:32:43,772 --> 00:32:45,107
What happened to that?
688
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,609
Maybe Revlon's a no-go.
This is even better.
689
00:32:47,742 --> 00:32:50,045
No, it's not. It'll be like
working at the Pentagon,
690
00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:52,281
- but in New York.
-Well, you can talk
691
00:32:52,414 --> 00:32:53,648
to Bill Richardson about what
you'd want to do there.
692
00:32:53,782 --> 00:32:55,284
That's like saying
693
00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:57,719
if I walk into a nut store,
I can say what nuts I want.
694
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,721
Well, I don't want any nuts,
and I don't fucking like nuts.
695
00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,723
So big fucking deal
that I can have the nuts.
696
00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:06,228
Monica, this is very positive.
697
00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:08,563
Clearly the president
made some calls.
698
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,299
Not to me.
I didn't get a call.
699
00:33:10,432 --> 00:33:12,234
(sighs)
700
00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,868
What's wrong?
701
00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:19,074
Linda, you have no idea
how hurt I am
702
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,909
that I am not going back
to the White House.
703
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,511
Monica,
704
00:33:22,644 --> 00:33:25,180
I have listened to you
for months.
705
00:33:25,314 --> 00:33:26,681
You're not happy.
706
00:33:26,815 --> 00:33:29,318
Take the job.
707
00:33:29,451 --> 00:33:32,254
At least as a start.
It'll get you to New York.
708
00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:35,424
Linda, he won't even see me
when I'm in the same city
709
00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:37,759
as him, and he-he says
that it'll be better
710
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,661
when he's out of office and tht
we're going to get together
711
00:33:39,794 --> 00:33:41,930
in New York,
but he is full of shit.
712
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:43,832
And on the tiny chance
that he is not full of shit,
713
00:33:43,965 --> 00:33:45,434
well, then, great.
714
00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,569
I have to wait
two years to see him.
715
00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:50,372
Linda, I don't want to go.
716
00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:53,175
-(buzzer sounds on phone)
-(sighs)
717
00:33:53,308 --> 00:33:54,609
Oh, great. That's my pizza.
718
00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,178
I'm a wreck. I got to go.
719
00:34:12,261 --> 00:34:14,763
(TV playing quietly)
720
00:34:24,673 --> 00:34:27,309
(sighs)
721
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:28,577
What is this?
722
00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,945
(sighs)
723
00:34:36,385 --> 00:34:38,720
(sighs)
724
00:34:41,055 --> 00:34:42,924
(phone ringing)
725
00:34:43,057 --> 00:34:44,393
(groans)
726
00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:47,629
(sighs)
727
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,336
Hello.
728
00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:56,938
MONICA:
Guess what. He called.
729
00:34:57,071 --> 00:34:59,441
Oh. Great.
730
00:34:59,574 --> 00:35:02,110
Yeah, and he was so nice,
and he said
731
00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:04,179
I don't have
to take the U.N. job and that
732
00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:06,181
Bill Richardson is just
a good person for me to know
733
00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:08,417
and that he's going
to call Vernon and see
734
00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:09,851
what's going on on his end.
735
00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,586
So I feel so much better.
736
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,456
(sighs) No, I know. I just need
to make peace with New York.
737
00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:16,691
I just get so freaked out
at the idea of saying goodbye
738
00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:18,159
to him.
739
00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:19,861
Do you think I should go
to the Christmas party?
740
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,796
Maybe I should ask Betty.
741
00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:23,365
Oh, God, I owe Betty
an apology, don't I?
742
00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:25,534
Why would you owe Betty
anything?
743
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:26,768
Because I was a nightmare.
744
00:35:26,901 --> 00:35:28,203
I mean, I can't believe
745
00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,272
-I screamed at her.
- You know what?
746
00:35:30,405 --> 00:35:31,273
Do what you want.
747
00:35:31,406 --> 00:35:32,874
Okay. Why do you sound...?
748
00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,309
Because, Monica, I've had it.
749
00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:35,877
One minute,
750
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:38,713
you're crying about getting
a call from our U.N. ambassador
751
00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,315
and saying how much these
terrible people have hurt you.
752
00:35:40,449 --> 00:35:42,484
And the next minute,
you're ecstatic
753
00:35:42,617 --> 00:35:44,219
and saying
you owe Betty an apology.
754
00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,221
- Why are you being so intense?
-Do me a favor.
755
00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:49,291
Take your delirium
and your incessant phone calls
756
00:35:49,424 --> 00:35:52,961
and this whole sick situation
and foist it on someone else.
757
00:35:53,094 --> 00:35:54,896
Your mom, your friends, not me.
758
00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:56,731
Linda, what is going...?
759
00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:58,967
(dial tone)
760
00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:06,908
(microwave whirring)
761
00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:09,911
(phone ringing)
762
00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:12,747
MONICA:
Linda, I know
you're listening to this.
763
00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:14,749
-I'm still not sure
why you're so mad at me.
-(ding)
764
00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:17,185
Can you please pick up?
You've met me, right?
765
00:36:17,319 --> 00:36:18,753
You know I'm just going
to keep calling.
766
00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:22,257
-(click, beep)
-LUCIANNE: Linda, it's Luciann.
767
00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:25,660
-What's going on?
Don't keep me waiting.
-(beep)
768
00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,966
(muttering)
769
00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:34,569
No.
770
00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,573
(sighs)
771
00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:57,926
(typing)
772
00:36:59,861 --> 00:37:02,297
(phone ringing)
773
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:03,298
Ken Bacon's office.
774
00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,700
It's me.
775
00:37:05,834 --> 00:37:07,969
Linda, I'm so glad you called.
776
00:37:08,102 --> 00:37:09,304
(whispering):
Why are you whispering?
777
00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:10,972
Oh, uh, because
I got in trouble earlier
778
00:37:11,105 --> 00:37:13,875
- for making a personal call.
-Is no amount
779
00:37:14,008 --> 00:37:15,644
of hard work enough
for these people?
780
00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:17,145
I know.
Uh, Linda,
781
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:18,980
I've been worried about you.
I haven't seen you.
782
00:37:19,113 --> 00:37:20,982
I took a sick day.
783
00:37:21,115 --> 00:37:24,319
-Are you sick?
- No.
784
00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:25,787
Oh.
785
00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:30,892
I have to apologize.
786
00:37:31,025 --> 00:37:32,327
You really don't need to.
787
00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:34,062
No.
No, I overreacted.
788
00:37:34,195 --> 00:37:36,731
I've been a terrible friend.
789
00:37:36,865 --> 00:37:38,900
If you want to apologize
to Betty, you should.
790
00:37:39,033 --> 00:37:40,835
I already did. You-you don't
have to. It's okay.
791
00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:44,205
My behavior has been
unacceptable, Monica.
792
00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:47,776
I am such an awful person.
793
00:37:47,909 --> 00:37:49,544
Linda, it's fine.
794
00:37:50,579 --> 00:37:52,447
(sighs)
795
00:37:52,581 --> 00:37:54,649
I have something to confess.
796
00:37:58,152 --> 00:38:00,088
I lost three pounds.
797
00:38:00,221 --> 00:38:01,356
What?
798
00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:03,024
Oh, my God.
799
00:38:03,157 --> 00:38:04,593
I am so proud of you.
800
00:38:04,726 --> 00:38:05,860
You want to come over
and raid my fat closet?
801
00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:07,095
(laughs)
802
00:38:07,228 --> 00:38:09,531
- All right. Well, I got to go.
-Okay.
803
00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:11,733
- Okay, bye-bye.
-Bye.
804
00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:20,274
You would look so nice
in this DKNY.
805
00:38:20,409 --> 00:38:22,043
And this Banana blazer
is a must.
806
00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:24,546
I love them,
but I-I really can't.
807
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:27,248
Oh, please.
They're yours. Stop it.
808
00:38:28,182 --> 00:38:30,719
Oh, Linda, maybe on a date?
809
00:38:30,852 --> 00:38:33,054
Oh, Monica, please.
810
00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:35,056
(scoffs)
Okay, fine. Your birthday.
811
00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:37,726
I've told you a million times
I don't do birthdays.
812
00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:40,228
- Birthdays are for children.
- Ugh, I don't get it.
813
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,564
Did you have a bad experience
in childhood or something?
814
00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:44,833
I'm German. You have
to bake the cake yourself.
815
00:38:44,966 --> 00:38:48,236
- God, you-you're a mess.
- Okay, I didn't know
816
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:49,904
- you were gonna come over.
- I mean, really, Monica.
817
00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,573
Hangers were invented
for a reason.
818
00:38:51,706 --> 00:38:53,241
Oh, my God, do not touch that.
819
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,844
Will you relax? I've handled
dirty clothing before.
820
00:38:55,977 --> 00:39:00,949
No. Um, this blue dress is, um--
it's really, really dirty.
821
00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:03,818
Uh, you've lost me. (chuckles)
822
00:39:03,952 --> 00:39:06,621
I wore it
the last time I saw Bill.
823
00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:16,431
- Is that...?
- So gross, right?
824
00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:19,434
How did that even get on there?
I thought you said
825
00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:21,936
- he never completed.
- Okay. (laughs)
826
00:39:22,070 --> 00:39:25,106
Our first time together
after the election, he was...
827
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,777
so excited to see me that he,
you know... he finished.
828
00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,445
But I didn't even notice.
I mean, no one did.
829
00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:32,614
I went out to dinner
that night with friends.
830
00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:34,783
When I got back home, I changed.
831
00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:37,285
And I, uh, assumed
it was guacamole.
832
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,020
And then I realized...
833
00:39:39,153 --> 00:39:40,789
Are you saving it?
834
00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:43,291
What? No. Ew.
Don't be disgusting. I just
835
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:44,893
haven't gotten any
of those clothes dry-cleaned
836
00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:46,961
'cause I haven't needed
to wear them. What? Do you get
837
00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:48,797
your clothes dry-cleaned,
like, every day?
838
00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:51,466
- I just... I use Dryel.
- It's so late.
839
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,934
Want to just stay over?
840
00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:56,805
- Sure.
- Okay, good.
841
00:39:56,938 --> 00:39:58,807
-(chuckles)
- Let's get some snacks.
842
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,942
(sighs)
843
00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:06,915
-MONICA:
Have you ever smoked pot?
- LINDA: No.
844
00:40:07,048 --> 00:40:08,416
Um, worst date
you've ever been on.
845
00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:11,986
Oh, God.
I don't know.
846
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,088
- You have to.
- I've been on one date.
847
00:40:14,222 --> 00:40:15,590
It lasted 25 years,
848
00:40:15,724 --> 00:40:17,258
and the short fuck
stopped paying alimony.
849
00:40:17,391 --> 00:40:19,427
(both laugh)
850
00:40:19,561 --> 00:40:23,932
What's yours?
Oh, was it that, um, awful guy
851
00:40:24,065 --> 00:40:26,400
- from the Georgetown party?
- Oh, no. He was okay.
852
00:40:26,535 --> 00:40:28,770
I mean, he was way too
into swing dancing,
853
00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:32,507
but he took me
to a nice bistro, so... (laughs)
854
00:40:32,641 --> 00:40:35,109
- Was it the teacher?
- Andy wasn't a teacher.
855
00:40:35,243 --> 00:40:36,678
He was the drama tech guy.
856
00:40:36,811 --> 00:40:38,112
He was employed
by your high school.
857
00:40:38,246 --> 00:40:39,614
- Yeah.
- So a teacher.
858
00:40:39,748 --> 00:40:43,451
But youngish. Like, 24.
I don't know.
859
00:40:43,585 --> 00:40:44,853
He didn't seem like a teacher.
860
00:40:44,986 --> 00:40:47,121
Linda, you have to understand,
861
00:40:47,255 --> 00:40:49,190
high school for me was...
862
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:52,594
I mean, whenever I liked a guy,
he never liked me back.
863
00:40:52,727 --> 00:40:55,263
Always, always, he liked
one of my friends instead.
864
00:40:55,396 --> 00:40:57,298
My mom kept saying,
865
00:40:57,431 --> 00:41:00,434
"You know, you're a late
bloomer. Don't worry."
866
00:41:00,569 --> 00:41:02,871
But it sucked
to not be seeing anyone,
867
00:41:03,004 --> 00:41:06,541
so I... I got really
into the drama club,
868
00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:08,209
which, by the way,
Beverly is no joke.
869
00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:10,645
Like, it is
an elite theater program.
870
00:41:10,779 --> 00:41:13,214
- Oh, I'm sure.
- And I started helping out
871
00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:16,184
with the costumes,
and that's how I met Andy.
872
00:41:17,351 --> 00:41:19,220
I didn't really pay attention
to him at first 'cause I knew
873
00:41:19,353 --> 00:41:21,623
- he'd had sex
with one of my friends.
- A student?
874
00:41:21,756 --> 00:41:23,725
- Yeah, but then, um...
-(scoffs)
875
00:41:23,858 --> 00:41:27,395
during tech week
for West Side Story,
876
00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,064
he really started
to focus on me.
877
00:41:30,198 --> 00:41:34,535
And he had these incredible
blue eyes, and he was so smart.
878
00:41:35,770 --> 00:41:38,907
He, um... he played me
the original cast recording
879
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,076
of Les Mis in his car.
880
00:41:42,210 --> 00:41:46,147
He explained the whole show to
me, and he had read the novel.
881
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,350
And he talked to me about
how it was different, and then,
882
00:41:49,483 --> 00:41:55,089
one afternoon, he... he even
brought me his paperback
883
00:41:55,223 --> 00:41:57,425
and said that it...
884
00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,427
you know, it had been his,
but it was mine now.
885
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,898
Linda, no one had ever taken
an interest in me like that.
886
00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:09,771
I fell completely,
obsessively in love with him.
887
00:42:09,904 --> 00:42:11,773
And then it...
it all just got so chaotic.
888
00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:14,375
What do you mean?
889
00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:16,778
I found out he was engaged.
890
00:42:16,911 --> 00:42:18,947
Suddenly it was an affair.
891
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,949
Oh, God.
892
00:42:21,082 --> 00:42:23,017
I couldn't stop it.
893
00:42:23,151 --> 00:42:25,253
I lost my virginity to him.
894
00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:29,123
I guess, technically, I...
895
00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:31,793
lost it to a camp counselor
when I was 14,
896
00:42:31,926 --> 00:42:33,795
but I guess it doesn't count
897
00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,797
because I said "No"
and he pulled out.
898
00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:37,732
Monica, what?
899
00:42:37,866 --> 00:42:39,834
I really thought he loved me.
900
00:42:40,869 --> 00:42:42,971
Then it all just got
really messy.
901
00:42:43,104 --> 00:42:45,473
I mean, he had a baby
with his wife,
902
00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,575
and he told me
to make friends with her
903
00:42:47,709 --> 00:42:49,243
because that would make it easier
904
00:42:49,377 --> 00:42:50,712
for him to have me around.
905
00:42:50,845 --> 00:42:53,081
- That's sick.
- But I did it.
906
00:42:53,214 --> 00:42:56,550
I did anything that he wanted.
907
00:42:56,685 --> 00:42:58,887
When it was time to start
looking at colleges,
908
00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,922
he told me
to check out Portland.
909
00:43:01,055 --> 00:43:02,924
So I chose a school in Portland.
910
00:43:03,057 --> 00:43:06,327
And then, a year later,
when he had to leave L.A.
911
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:08,897
because he had fucked
one too many students,
912
00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:11,065
- guess where
he moved his family.
- No.
913
00:43:11,199 --> 00:43:13,501
I'd been really happy there.
914
00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:17,171
I loved my college,
and I was even dating a little,
915
00:43:17,305 --> 00:43:18,673
and then there was Andy,
916
00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:21,509
just back at the center
of my universe.
917
00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,878
I mean, it was like without him
I was nothing.
918
00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:28,416
What can I say? It was my
most significant relationship.
919
00:43:28,549 --> 00:43:30,584
Till Bill.
920
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,587
I guess maybe
921
00:43:33,722 --> 00:43:36,357
they put something in my head,
like this is all I deserve.
922
00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:38,592
Ugh.
923
00:43:41,996 --> 00:43:44,198
SUZANNE SOMERS (on TV):
I used to do aerobics
till I dropped.
924
00:43:44,332 --> 00:43:45,867
Then I found ThighMaster.
925
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,302
Every single time
you squeeze ThighMaster,
926
00:43:48,436 --> 00:43:50,304
you strengthen and tone
right where you need it,
927
00:43:50,438 --> 00:43:52,040
so it's easy to squeeze,
928
00:43:52,173 --> 00:43:54,876
squeeze your way
to shapely hips and thighs.
929
00:43:55,009 --> 00:43:57,645
WOMAN:
I thought I'd never fit
into these jeans again.
930
00:43:57,779 --> 00:43:59,480
Thank you, ThighMaster.
931
00:43:59,613 --> 00:44:01,716
MAN:
I recommend it and use it.
932
00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:04,018
(Somers speaking indistinctly
on TV)
933
00:44:16,965 --> 00:44:19,233
LINDA:
I can't keep doing this.
934
00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:22,737
It's too much for me. I'm done.
935
00:44:22,871 --> 00:44:23,738
LUCIANNE:
Are you sure
936
00:44:23,872 --> 00:44:24,873
you have enough evidence?
937
00:44:26,274 --> 00:44:28,142
She has a blue dress
from the Gap.
938
00:44:28,276 --> 00:44:30,144
She wore it
to a radio address.
939
00:44:30,278 --> 00:44:32,246
Lucy, it's got his semen on it.
940
00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:35,083
She's saving it like a souvenir
941
00:44:35,216 --> 00:44:38,019
I can die now. I finally heard
everything. I'm finished.
942
00:44:38,152 --> 00:44:39,520
Something needs to happen.
943
00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:40,588
Well, do the book.
944
00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:42,256
I can't wait for the book.
945
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:43,858
This has to end.
946
00:44:43,992 --> 00:44:45,193
It needs to come out.
947
00:44:45,326 --> 00:44:46,761
If Isikoff still won't bite,
948
00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:48,429
I'll call Richard at Page Six.
949
00:44:48,562 --> 00:44:49,764
He'd die to put this in print.
950
00:44:49,898 --> 00:44:52,666
No. No. She can't see me
going to a tabloid.
951
00:44:52,801 --> 00:44:54,702
Dear, we've talked about this.
952
00:44:54,836 --> 00:44:56,771
Well, things have changed.
953
00:44:56,905 --> 00:44:59,607
She has to think I was
compelled. She has to know
954
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:03,311
-I had no choice.
- Okay, I get it. I get it.
955
00:45:07,415 --> 00:45:10,451
Paula Jones.
956
00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:12,787
Could she help me?
957
00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:14,789
Help you with what?
958
00:45:14,923 --> 00:45:16,490
Dating within your own bloodline?
959
00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:22,296
Her lawyers are calling
character witnesses on Clinton.
960
00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:25,366
If they make me testify,
this whole thing becomes public.
961
00:45:25,499 --> 00:45:26,801
I love it.
962
00:45:26,935 --> 00:45:28,302
I'll make a few phone calls.
963
00:45:28,436 --> 00:45:30,304
Monica can never find out.
964
00:45:30,438 --> 00:45:32,440
Okay, dear.
965
00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:36,610
(phone ringing)
966
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,916
Lucianne Goldberg,
as I live and breathe.
967
00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:43,551
- To what do I owe this honor?
-(copier beeps)
968
00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:47,288
Are you sitting down?
969
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,826
RICHARD:
You're not going to believe
what I just heard.
970
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,929
There's an intern
in the Casa Blanca
971
00:45:55,063 --> 00:45:58,766
who indulges a certain lothario
with oral sex in the pantry.
972
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,835
There's a real witness
who will testify to it.
973
00:46:00,969 --> 00:46:03,504
- You're kidding.
-(laughing): I kid you not.
974
00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:05,006
What's her name?
975
00:46:05,139 --> 00:46:06,507
Linda Tripp's the name
of the witness.
976
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,676
No, no, no.
What's the intern's name?
977
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:12,413
Lewisky.
Monica Lewisky.
978
00:46:12,546 --> 00:46:15,349
- You have the number
to the Jones lawyers?
- Yeah.
979
00:46:15,483 --> 00:46:16,650
(beep)
980
00:46:18,152 --> 00:46:20,221
(line ringing)
981
00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:26,494
(typing)
982
00:46:41,675 --> 00:46:43,844
(sighs)
983
00:46:48,682 --> 00:46:51,285
- Mr. Bacon?
- Ms. Lewinsky.
984
00:46:51,419 --> 00:46:53,454
(sighs)
I'm here to inform you that, um,
985
00:46:53,587 --> 00:46:55,723
as of January 1st,
I will no longer be available
986
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:57,625
to work
for the Department of Defense.
987
00:46:57,758 --> 00:46:59,727
So the day has come.
988
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,729
I'm moving to New York City.
989
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,232
Well, we'll be sad
to lose you, Monica.
990
00:47:04,365 --> 00:47:06,600
What are you going to be doing
in the Big Apple?
991
00:47:08,536 --> 00:47:11,372
Um, I'm going to move on
with my life.
992
00:47:41,235 --> 00:47:43,237
♪
993
00:47:58,419 --> 00:48:00,688
(doorbell rings)
994
00:48:03,091 --> 00:48:05,259
(sighs)
995
00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:17,371
Are you Ms. Linda Tripp?
996
00:48:17,505 --> 00:48:19,140
Uh-huh.
997
00:48:19,273 --> 00:48:21,042
This subpoena requires you
to testify
998
00:48:21,175 --> 00:48:24,278
as a witness
in Jones v. Clinton.
999
00:48:29,850 --> 00:48:31,919
-(knock at door)
-(door opens)
1000
00:48:32,053 --> 00:48:35,256
Mr. President, the Jones team
faxed over the witness list.
1001
00:48:35,389 --> 00:48:37,258
You have a moment to go over it?
1002
00:48:37,391 --> 00:48:39,994
- Sure.
- Most of the names are what
1003
00:48:40,128 --> 00:48:42,663
we anticipated--
Willey, Flowers.
1004
00:48:42,796 --> 00:48:46,467
The only one that didn't sound
familiar was Monica Lewinsky.
1005
00:48:48,569 --> 00:48:51,239
I looked into it.
She was a White House intern.
1006
00:48:51,372 --> 00:48:53,641
Does that name sound familiar?
1007
00:48:55,576 --> 00:48:57,178
Because even if there's
a small chance
1008
00:48:57,311 --> 00:49:00,514
that she or any of these women
might pose a problem,
1009
00:49:00,648 --> 00:49:02,916
you can tell me.
1010
00:49:03,051 --> 00:49:06,354
We can still settle this.
1011
00:49:06,487 --> 00:49:08,722
We can make it all go away.
1012
00:49:11,159 --> 00:49:13,194
Bob,
1013
00:49:13,327 --> 00:49:15,829
do you think I'm fucking crazy?
1014
00:49:18,432 --> 00:49:20,434
Mr. President.
1015
00:49:50,364 --> 00:49:52,366
♪
1016
00:50:22,396 --> 00:50:24,398
♪
1017
00:52:07,735 --> 00:52:09,737
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