1 00:00:08,268 --> 00:00:10,314 [rain pattering] 2 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,843 [thunder rumbles in distance] 3 00:00:21,803 --> 00:00:24,110 [breath trembling] 4 00:00:24,284 --> 00:00:27,244 [breathes deeply] 5 00:00:31,291 --> 00:00:32,858 [sniffles] 6 00:00:40,822 --> 00:00:42,346 [grunts softly] 7 00:00:51,398 --> 00:00:53,357 ♪ 8 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,107 [exhales] 9 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:13,159 ♪ 10 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:15,118 [exhales] 11 00:01:33,962 --> 00:01:36,356 [breathes shakily] 12 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,751 ♪ 13 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,887 BARISTA: Grande nonfat latte for Monica. 14 00:01:46,061 --> 00:01:48,281 Thanks. Uh, probably my last time. 15 00:01:48,455 --> 00:01:50,196 - I'm moving to New York next week. - Oh, my gosh, 16 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:52,024 we'll miss you. 17 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:53,156 [chuckles]: Bye. 18 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,246 ["Beautiful Life" by Ace of Base playing] 19 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,509 ♪ It's a beautiful life♪ 20 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,163 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh♪ 21 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:01,686 ♪ It's a beautiful life...♪ 22 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,340 INSTRUCTOR: All right. Here we go. Okay, ready? 23 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:04,645 We'll start with our right foot. Good. 24 00:02:04,819 --> 00:02:06,212 ♪ It's a beautiful life...♪ 25 00:02:06,386 --> 00:02:08,997 One more each side. Really make it count. 26 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,521 - Come on, Monica. -[whoops] 27 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,875 [sighs] 28 00:02:22,924 --> 00:02:24,839 LINDA: Where on God's green earth? 29 00:02:25,013 --> 00:02:26,798 I was working out. Jesus, Linda. 30 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:29,888 Your discipline-- you make me feel like a slob. 31 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,846 Listen, can you do lunch in an hour? 32 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:35,067 - I'm in the middle of packing. - Monica, I have good news. 33 00:02:35,241 --> 00:02:37,025 I may have found a solution to our problem. 34 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,984 - Really? - Let's meet in the food court, 35 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,725 Pentagon City. 36 00:03:09,449 --> 00:03:11,408 ♪ 37 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,682 [door opens] 38 00:03:25,726 --> 00:03:27,685 Subject's arrived. 39 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:30,165 Yeah. 40 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,342 ♪ 41 00:03:39,827 --> 00:03:41,873 ♪ 42 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:46,530 Hi. 43 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,232 Thank you. 44 00:04:08,029 --> 00:04:10,075 ♪ 45 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,918 ♪ 46 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:43,021 Miss Lewinsky, we're agents with the Federal Bureau 47 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,371 of Investigation authorized by the attorney general 48 00:04:45,545 --> 00:04:47,808 to investigate crimes committed in relation to 49 00:04:47,982 --> 00:04:50,202 - the Paula Jones lawsuit. - Linda? 50 00:04:50,376 --> 00:04:51,899 FALLON: Miss Lewinski, you're in serious trouble. 51 00:04:52,073 --> 00:04:55,207 IRONS: And we just want to talk to you. 52 00:04:55,381 --> 00:04:58,253 I-I can't talk to you without my attorney. 53 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:00,212 IRONS: That's fine, but you should know 54 00:05:00,386 --> 00:05:02,693 in that case, you may not be able to help yourself. 55 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,912 Monica, they did the same thing to me. 56 00:05:05,086 --> 00:05:06,958 This is for your own good. 57 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,879 IRONS: How about we speak somewhere more quiet? 58 00:05:22,669 --> 00:05:24,062 [elevator dings] 59 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:36,379 [doors squeak closed] 60 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,472 [breath trembles] 61 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,352 ♪ 62 00:06:02,143 --> 00:06:04,102 [elevator dings] 63 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,600 [beeps] 64 00:06:28,648 --> 00:06:30,041 [beeps] 65 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,394 ♪ 66 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:43,446 Miss Lewinsky. Good afternoon. 67 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,667 Monica, my name is Mike Emmick. 68 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,277 I'm with the office of the independent counsel, 69 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,844 Kenneth Starr. 70 00:06:51,018 --> 00:06:52,716 [door closing] 71 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:56,371 Can we get her out of the room, please? 72 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:57,982 - I mean, come on. - No. 73 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,550 Make her stay and watch. 74 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:06,469 I want that treacherous bitch to see what she's done to me. 75 00:07:10,777 --> 00:07:12,823 ♪ 76 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:23,660 [alarm clock beeping] 77 00:07:24,704 --> 00:07:25,923 [beeping stops] 78 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,505 TV NEWSMAN: ...money that the Clintons invested, um, 79 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:45,464 in land with another couple, James and Susan McDougal, 80 00:07:45,638 --> 00:07:47,466 in 1978. 81 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,904 The crux of it is, they had this land deal together... 82 00:07:51,078 --> 00:07:53,951 Allison, let's go. We're going to be late. 83 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:58,608 [blender whirring] 84 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,786 ♪ 85 00:08:12,012 --> 00:08:13,318 Morning. 86 00:08:20,847 --> 00:08:22,283 Uh, staples. 87 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:24,982 - It has a paper clip. - We use staples. 88 00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:32,816 [phone rings] 89 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,819 Good morning. White House Counsel's Office. 90 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,735 Yes, just one moment. I'll transfer you. 91 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:43,087 [phone ringing] 92 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,788 BERNIE: My dinner tonight, move it to 8:00. 93 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,660 Yes, Bernie, will do. 94 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,097 Linda, can I ask you to mail these for me? 95 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,925 LINDA: Of course. 96 00:08:55,882 --> 00:08:57,841 BERNIE: Vince, are you seeing this? 97 00:09:01,888 --> 00:09:04,761 We're actually getting a day of good press. 98 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:08,112 - They love Ruth. - Good pick. 99 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,201 Are you all right? 100 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,769 [clicks tongue] 101 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:15,989 We hit a home run for the president today. 102 00:09:16,163 --> 00:09:17,251 Stop worrying about the travel office. 103 00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:19,602 Stop worrying about Whitewater. 104 00:09:35,922 --> 00:09:37,881 -[water running] -[lock clicks] 105 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,997 - Hello. - Good morning. 106 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,937 [scoffs] 107 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,113 Let me tell you one thing, Mrs. Bush would rather have 108 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:39,029 been catheterized than used the communal ladies' room. 109 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,422 I'm serious. What was she doing in there? 110 00:10:41,596 --> 00:10:43,076 Probably what everyone does. 111 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,904 -[scoffs] - You're so hard on them. 112 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,254 You only say that because your husband's a donor. 113 00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:49,735 Linda, her office is on this floor where... 114 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:52,564 I have to stop you. Listen to what you just said. 115 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,871 As though that's not unbelievably disturbing 116 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:58,701 in itself-- the first lady's office in the West Wing. 117 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,616 Well, how else is she gonna get close enough to Vince? 118 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,881 - Oh, no. - A lot of people say it's true. 119 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,796 Now, I'm in a position to know that 120 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,623 Vince Foster is a man of integrity. 121 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:13,716 If you'll excuse me, some of us have real jobs. 122 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,198 COULTER [on TV]: It's breathtaking. 123 00:11:18,372 --> 00:11:21,854 - Your messages. - Oh, thank you. 124 00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:24,857 COULTER: ...saying what's incompetence and what's deliberate... 125 00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:26,467 Need anything else? 126 00:11:26,641 --> 00:11:28,295 COULTER: We all know how liberals 127 00:11:28,469 --> 00:11:30,733 over at The Washington Post will spin it. 128 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:34,214 But I keep saying, to anyone who will listen, 129 00:11:34,388 --> 00:11:37,740 all roads lead to Hillary Rodham Clinton. 130 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,612 -Every time. Every single scandal... - Lunch? 131 00:11:40,786 --> 00:11:42,048 ...seems to have her fingerprints all over it. 132 00:11:42,222 --> 00:11:43,441 Of course. 133 00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:48,707 [soft piano music playing] 134 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,558 There you go. 135 00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,866 [chuckles] 136 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,868 Thought maybe you could use a treat. 137 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,567 You're a kind person, Linda. 138 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,189 LINDA: Mr. Nussbaum and his wife will be dining 139 00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:38,931 with Estelle Parsons of TV's Roseanne. 140 00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:42,152 So you'll have two VIPs at the table. 141 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,675 If you could... 142 00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:47,635 Excellent. Thank you, Carlo. 143 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,812 It's always a pleasure working with you. 144 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,994 Well, I left some M&Ms on the tray. 145 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,212 For you. 146 00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:02,085 Oh. Thank you. 147 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,348 I'll be back. 148 00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,495 [elevator dings in distance] 149 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:24,107 ♪ 150 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,206 [car approaching] 151 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,208 [birds chirping] 152 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,384 ♪ 153 00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:57,967 [brakes squeak] 154 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,755 [breathes deeply] 155 00:14:12,024 --> 00:14:14,244 [exhales shakily] 156 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,871 [breathing heavily] 157 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,194 ♪ 158 00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:11,562 ♪ 159 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,959 [exhales sharply] 160 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,488 [gunshot] 161 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,584 [drops keys] 162 00:15:43,811 --> 00:15:46,118 A lot of money earned by our players in that first round. 163 00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:48,294 Let's see if they can keep it going in Double Jeopardy! 164 00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:51,515 [electronic blipping on TV] 165 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,777 Here we go... 166 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,825 -TV ANNOUNCER: CNN breaking news. - REPORTER: Good evening. 167 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,479 -[microwave beeping] - We've just gotten word 168 00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:01,742 that a body found in Fort Marcy Park is that 169 00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:04,267 of Deputy White House Counsel Vincent Foster. 170 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,051 Early reports indicating that this appears 171 00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,574 to have been a suicide. 172 00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:09,402 It's a busy scene right now. 173 00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,448 Investigators have been here for about four hours. 174 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,406 Of course, details are extremely vague. 175 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,235 We'll update you as soon as we get some new news. 176 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,629 NEWSMAN: Thanks, Chris. Again, shocking news tonight, 177 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,587 with the apparent suicide of Deputy White House Counsel 178 00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:22,241 Vince Foster. 179 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,721 Foster joined the Clinton administration 180 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,331 just six months ago. 181 00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,116 -He was most recently linked... - LINDA: No. 182 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,726 ...to the White House travel office investigation. 183 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,296 ♪ 184 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,474 [elevator dings] 185 00:16:43,784 --> 00:16:45,438 Good morning, gentlemen. 186 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,962 Well, excuse me, but this is my office. 187 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,007 BERNIE: Yeah, she's okay. 188 00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:51,618 Thank you, excuse me. 189 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,621 Linda, it's all just so awful. 190 00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:56,145 Someone's going to want to talk to me. 191 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,450 - You should take the day off. - Bernie, 192 00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:59,191 I was the last one to see him alive. 193 00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:00,540 - Of course. - Excuse me, 194 00:17:00,714 --> 00:17:01,672 where are you taking that? 195 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,282 W-What is he doing with that? 196 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,631 - Linda. - Excuse me. 197 00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:06,024 - Sir? - BERNIE: Linda! 198 00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:07,547 Excuse me, I'm talking to you. 199 00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,158 Who told you you could take that? 200 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,856 Bernie Nussbaum is who told me to take this. 201 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:16,861 ♪ 202 00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,523 [ship horn blows in distance] 203 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,090 [seagulls screeching] 204 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,266 [stroller rattling] 205 00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:33,965 [music playing faintly nearby] 206 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:43,279 Yeah, I finally got him to go down for a nap. 207 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,542 He's been fussin' all day. 208 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,807 Yeah, I got it. 209 00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:54,420 Well, what do you think? Steve sounded upset. 210 00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:56,030 I don't even think he read it. 211 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,728 [keys jangle] 212 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,998 - I gotta go. -[keys drop] 213 00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,478 [phone beeps] 214 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,573 You okay? 215 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,837 No, Paula, I'm not okay. Jesus. 216 00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:28,062 I finally get an audition. 217 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,021 Finally start feeling good about being here. 218 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:32,371 Well, this doesn't take away your audition. 219 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,156 Feeling like I won't have to spend my life at the airline-- 220 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,505 God, how am I gonna go into work with this 221 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:36,984 fucking thing floating around?! 222 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,377 I never even heard of that magazine before. 223 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,726 I bet nobody even read it. 224 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,250 Saying that my wife 225 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,426 went into a hotel room with Bill Clinton. 226 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,819 And then afterwards, you went and told his trooper 227 00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:47,081 you wanted to be his girlfriend. 228 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,909 That is a lie and you know it. 229 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,260 You went up to the hotel room. That part wasn't a lie. 230 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,739 How many times are we gonna talk about this? 231 00:18:52,913 --> 00:18:55,394 Everyone we know is gonna read this! 232 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,179 About my wife! 233 00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,268 Hey. Hey. 234 00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:09,756 We can fix this. 235 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,150 We just got to show 'em what really happened. 236 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,285 How? 237 00:19:17,938 --> 00:19:21,551 Deb knows a lawyer. He did her divorce. 238 00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:31,561 [door slams] 239 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:42,398 So then, uh, what's the real story? 240 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,054 Well, I was working the registration desk 241 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,970 for the Quality Management conference in Little Rock. 242 00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:52,799 Uh, Governor Clinton came through the lobby 243 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:56,629 and one of his state troopers told me... 244 00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:58,805 "The governor would like to see you in his room." 245 00:19:58,979 --> 00:20:04,158 So I said, "Gosh, okay." And... 246 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,205 I went up there. Then... 247 00:20:11,992 --> 00:20:16,301 Um, we were alone. Me and Clinton. 248 00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:18,521 And he said "hi" real friendly, 249 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,436 uh, started complimenting me. 250 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,960 Next thing I know, he's... 251 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:25,571 getting real close, trying to kiss on me. 252 00:20:25,745 --> 00:20:29,314 So I went and sat on a sofa across the room, trying to... 253 00:20:29,488 --> 00:20:32,448 show him I'm not interested. 254 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,232 But then... 255 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:39,150 He comes in, sits right by me and... 256 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,547 That's... that's when I saw... 257 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,075 Saw what? 258 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,298 He'd taken it out, his... 259 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,692 ...uh, his business, right-right out, 260 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:01,825 right out in the air. 261 00:21:02,869 --> 00:21:03,914 Um... 262 00:21:08,222 --> 00:21:10,268 And then he asked me to kiss it. 263 00:21:13,227 --> 00:21:14,533 What'd you do? 264 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,709 I said no; I'm not that kind of girl. 265 00:21:16,883 --> 00:21:19,843 And he said "okay," and I walked right out. 266 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,585 I'm from Lonoke. My daddy was a preacher. 267 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:25,283 I am not going around to Quality Management conferences 268 00:21:25,457 --> 00:21:27,241 - giving out oral sex. - Okay. 269 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,548 - Roger that. - I am disgusted. 270 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,812 I am upset and I want an apology. 271 00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:36,903 W-Well, now, the magazine was clever about 272 00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:38,644 - avoiding your last name. - No, 273 00:21:38,818 --> 00:21:41,038 I want an apology from him. 274 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,301 The president? 275 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:49,220 And we'd like a role on Designing Women for Steve. 276 00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:52,354 Yeah, I could be like a-a love interest for Delta Burke. 277 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:54,312 You know? Maybe they could bring me back 278 00:21:54,486 --> 00:21:55,922 if the chemistry is good. 279 00:21:56,096 --> 00:21:58,751 I don't know if you saw the film Mystery Train, 280 00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:00,710 but Steve played the role of Elvis. 281 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:03,756 He's a very talented actor and we know that 282 00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,976 the Clintons are friends with the couple that make that show. 283 00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:09,849 Uh... o-okay. 284 00:22:10,023 --> 00:22:12,852 I suppose, uh, legally speaking, 285 00:22:13,026 --> 00:22:17,683 this is a, uh, women's harassment scenario. 286 00:22:17,857 --> 00:22:18,771 That's right. 287 00:22:18,945 --> 00:22:22,514 So, can you help us? 288 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:26,736 I ain't tough enough to sue the president of the United States. 289 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:29,042 I'm gonna be honest with y'all about that, but... 290 00:22:29,216 --> 00:22:32,132 maybe if we get some attention on you, 291 00:22:32,306 --> 00:22:34,700 his people'll settle quick to keep us quiet. 292 00:22:34,874 --> 00:22:36,833 You all right with some attention? 293 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:44,188 ♪ 294 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:48,366 Bernie, this has ruined his trip to the Ukraine. 295 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,890 It's the Ukraine-- what's the best thing that could happen? 296 00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:52,892 Do you not see that we're paralyzed? 297 00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:54,807 We can't pass a bill. We can't even get a health care hearing. 298 00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:55,895 BERNIE: Come on, George. 299 00:22:56,069 --> 00:22:57,331 We have one way out of this 300 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,551 and you're telling him not to take it. 301 00:22:59,725 --> 00:23:01,466 I know you have an impressive 13 months of experience here 302 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,294 in town, but, George, I lived through Watergate. 303 00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:04,556 Appointing an independent counsel 304 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,297 is not a way out of anything. 305 00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:09,518 He did nothing wrong. We appoint one and this is over 306 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,433 - in six months. - BERNIE: No, we appoint one, and that person 307 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,957 is under enormous pressure to come up with something. 308 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,828 Whitewater will just be the beginning. 309 00:23:16,002 --> 00:23:17,351 They can't just... 310 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,136 They will not stop until they find a crime. 311 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,660 Do you understand? They will not stop! 312 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,009 He appoints an independent counsel, 313 00:23:23,183 --> 00:23:24,881 it destroys his presidency. 314 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:41,941 You hear that? 315 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:46,555 If they appoint an independent counsel, I will have to testify. 316 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:47,947 You'll be okay. 317 00:23:48,121 --> 00:23:50,254 Oh, Kathleen, I saw them moving files. 318 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:51,951 So just say that. 319 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:53,736 I'm in the eye of a hurricane. 320 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,739 What are you doing? 321 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,349 They told me to restock the pens. 322 00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:01,091 Oh, God. Will you not just ask the president 323 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,659 - for a real job? - I don't know him that well. 324 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,748 - Oh... [scoffs] - I'm just a donor's wife. 325 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:08,707 Oh, please. Every Monday I have to hear about 326 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,318 how you talked to him at some chichi fundraiser. 327 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,843 While I've been sitting home alone, watching paint dry. 328 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:17,020 Well, we've discussed this. You need to get back out there. 329 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,413 Yeah, me at a singles bar. They'll be lining up. 330 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,285 - You're so hard on yourself. - Well, I don't have time 331 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:22,634 with all the chaos here. 332 00:24:22,808 --> 00:24:24,854 Bernie is a basket case, I need a lawyer, 333 00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:26,943 and you will not believe the meeting I just agreed to. 334 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:28,510 What? 335 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,337 Well, someone told me that the best way 336 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,383 to protect myself is to write a book. 337 00:24:32,557 --> 00:24:35,386 Really? How exciting. 338 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,390 It's strategic, Kathleen. 339 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:49,356 I'm not going to that. Uh-uh. My client has a book party. 340 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,403 Besides, last time I was in a room with Lady Bird Johnson, 341 00:24:52,577 --> 00:24:55,449 she tried to push me down a flight of stairs. Ha! 342 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,104 Did I say I didn't deserve it? [chuckles] 343 00:24:58,278 --> 00:24:59,410 Oh, gotta go. 344 00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:02,718 I think I see my 4:00. 345 00:25:03,762 --> 00:25:04,981 Ah. 346 00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,550 So... 347 00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:12,945 Was it murder? 348 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,121 Oh, no. I have no reason to believe that. 349 00:25:15,295 --> 00:25:16,949 But he was sleeping with Hillary. 350 00:25:17,123 --> 00:25:19,778 Vince Foster was a faithful husband 351 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,780 who tragically committed suicide. 352 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,782 It was very sad. 353 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:27,569 Huh. You know, sad doesn't sell books. 354 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:30,180 I'm sorry, ma'am, this is a nonsmoking section. 355 00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,312 Oh, fantastic. 356 00:25:32,486 --> 00:25:35,968 The whole earth is becoming Berkeley, California. 357 00:25:36,142 --> 00:25:40,016 So, what can you give me? 358 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,192 Well... 359 00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:44,934 There's the president. 360 00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,892 - Let me guess. -[Linda chuckles] 361 00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:48,459 There's this cute little blonde. 362 00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:50,722 She was a stewardess on his campaign plane 363 00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:52,855 and it appears that someone deemed that 364 00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,945 sufficient experience for a job in the West Wing. 365 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,555 What's her name? 366 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:02,255 If you're doing this, dear, you're doing it. 367 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:03,561 That means names. 368 00:26:03,735 --> 00:26:05,824 - I can use a pseudonym. - Linda. 369 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:09,132 I sold Kitty Kelley books, till she went fucking nuts on me. 370 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:12,178 Worst client I ever had, but she was big. 371 00:26:12,352 --> 00:26:15,878 Nancy Reagan, unauthorized; Liz Taylor, unauthorized. 372 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:21,187 Everyone read those. Point is, I do big books. 373 00:26:21,361 --> 00:26:24,016 Some little anonymous something that no one will care about? 374 00:26:24,190 --> 00:26:26,497 That's not why I'm here. 375 00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:30,936 What I Saw in the White House by Linda Tripp. 376 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:33,417 That's why I'm here. 377 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:38,509 - Thank you. - My job in the West Wing 378 00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,642 is very important to me. 379 00:26:42,295 --> 00:26:43,906 There's real money on the table. 380 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,516 I'd be fired. 381 00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:48,606 I have two kids. 382 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:51,087 I'm talking six figures if you strike now. 383 00:26:52,566 --> 00:26:53,742 Think about it. 384 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,181 Though you should know, you're not my only meeting today. 385 00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,922 This week is CPAC. 386 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,620 There's a whole horde of Clinton haters in town 387 00:27:02,794 --> 00:27:04,013 and they've all got a book. 388 00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,797 Bimbos, ex-troopers. 389 00:27:05,971 --> 00:27:07,756 Half of Arkansas is here. 390 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,802 You might have noticed a certain Kmart spirit in the air. 391 00:27:10,976 --> 00:27:12,935 [both laugh] 392 00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:16,068 I live like I got nothing to lose, Linda. 393 00:27:16,242 --> 00:27:18,375 I recommend it. 394 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,383 I've never even heard of this CPAC. 395 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,124 Oh, it's big. 396 00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:29,865 Each year they gather the best conservative minds 397 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,694 in the country to opine on the issues. 398 00:27:34,826 --> 00:27:36,872 [chuckles] 399 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,399 ♪ 400 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,276 Baby, did you bring the credit card? 401 00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:53,323 - Why? -'Cause we gotta buy all this shit. 402 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:59,372 My client, Paula Jones, has come to Washington today 403 00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:03,289 to share what really happened on May 8, 1991, 404 00:28:03,463 --> 00:28:06,466 when Bill Clinton interrupted her workday 405 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,468 and invited her to a private room. 406 00:28:08,642 --> 00:28:10,819 Today I can reveal that in that room, 407 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:14,126 the governor made unwanted sexual advances, 408 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,259 each of which Mrs. Jones rebuffed. 409 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,087 Let me say, 410 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:21,786 she is not here today to satisfy any prurient interests. 411 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,266 Out of respect for the first family 412 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,137 and for what Mrs. Jones has been through, 413 00:28:25,311 --> 00:28:27,052 she will not be getting into any descriptions 414 00:28:27,226 --> 00:28:29,228 of what happened in the room. 415 00:28:29,402 --> 00:28:30,490 - What? - Wait a minute. 416 00:28:30,664 --> 00:28:31,970 - What? - What are we here for? 417 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:33,145 DANNY: Now I open the floor to questions. 418 00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:34,625 REPORTER 1: What happened? 419 00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:36,801 REPORTER 2: Did you have anything to drink? 420 00:28:36,975 --> 00:28:39,412 - DANNY: One at a time, please. -[microphone feedback] 421 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:41,675 [chuckles nervously] 422 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,242 REPORTER 1: Why did you wait to come forward? 423 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:45,288 REPORTER 2: Did you have anything to drink? 424 00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:46,768 -[others clamoring] - Did you have a good time with him? 425 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,030 What happened in that room? I mean, 426 00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:49,379 that's what we're here for, right? 427 00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,120 REPORTER 3: Was there touching? 428 00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:54,427 - What did the governor do? - Bill Clinton... 429 00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:59,868 ...presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 430 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:04,002 I would call it... sexual harassment. 431 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:05,656 Did he touch you? 432 00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:08,615 I will leave that-- I-I will not speak on that. 433 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,313 Did he expose himself? 434 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:13,142 - I can't speak on that. - Well, what can you tell us? 435 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:20,323 It is wrong that... 436 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,368 a woman can't not-- 437 00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:24,893 [clears throat] a woman can't work in the workplace, 438 00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:27,069 be harassed, um... 439 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,722 by a figure that high. 440 00:29:28,897 --> 00:29:30,855 REPORTER 3: You say workplace, 441 00:29:31,029 --> 00:29:33,684 but you and the governor were in a private hotel room, correct? 442 00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:37,079 Why did you agree to go up there? 443 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:39,385 I just thought the governor wants to see me. 444 00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:40,865 That-That's an honor. 445 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:42,606 [laughter] 446 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:47,350 So you expected what? A meeting on state affairs? 447 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:50,005 [laughter] 448 00:29:51,963 --> 00:29:54,400 Well, I don't know, but I-I know that he shouldn't 449 00:29:54,574 --> 00:29:56,576 have brought me up there for that and he needs 450 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,492 to apologize for-for what he did. 451 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,755 You still haven't said what he did. 452 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:05,281 He asked you to have sex with him, yes? 453 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,590 - A type of sex. - Uh, what type? 454 00:30:10,764 --> 00:30:14,246 Just so I understand, we've all been called here 455 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:15,900 to this big press conference about something 456 00:30:16,074 --> 00:30:17,554 Bill Clinton did to her, 457 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:20,339 but she basically won't say a single thing he did. 458 00:30:20,513 --> 00:30:24,517 I-I appreciate your concern, but as I said, 459 00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:26,780 Paula is not going to be giving a blow-by-blow. 460 00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,608 -[laughter] - Okay. Come on, now. 461 00:30:28,782 --> 00:30:31,524 All right, all right, enough, enough; I have a question. 462 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:34,049 This sexual act he wanted, 463 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:37,922 was it something that you could perform 464 00:30:38,096 --> 00:30:40,620 without taking your clothes off? 465 00:30:40,794 --> 00:30:42,622 -[laughter] - We're not getting into that. 466 00:30:42,796 --> 00:30:44,189 - Last few questions. - REPORTER: Did he expose himself? 467 00:30:44,363 --> 00:30:45,364 - Who paid your way here? - Did you vote for him? 468 00:30:45,538 --> 00:30:47,105 DANNY: One at a time. 469 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,064 I'll just be direct. 470 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:52,894 Did the governor ask you to perform fellatio? 471 00:30:56,201 --> 00:30:58,682 [quietly]: Um, what is fellatio? 472 00:30:58,856 --> 00:31:00,205 [laughter] 473 00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:02,294 - Okay, no more questions. - Unbelievable. 474 00:31:02,468 --> 00:31:04,906 - Hold on a second. -[others clamoring] 475 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,170 REPORTER: Wow. Nothing. Nothing. All right, then. 476 00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:13,001 ♪ 477 00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:26,928 ["Gin and Juice" by Snoop Dogg playing] 478 00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:28,886 ♪ With so much drama in the LBC♪ 479 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:31,323 ♪ It's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-double-G♪ 480 00:31:31,497 --> 00:31:32,411 ♪ But I, somehow...♪ 481 00:31:32,585 --> 00:31:35,414 Excuse me. Thank you. 482 00:31:35,588 --> 00:31:37,721 ♪ Like every single day, may I...♪ 483 00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:39,636 Kathleen? 484 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,246 Do you have lipstick? 485 00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:42,334 ♪ Make a few ends as I bre...♪ 486 00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:44,989 Kathleen, what happened? 487 00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:46,425 I did what you said. 488 00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:50,255 - I asked Bill for a job. - And? 489 00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:52,127 And he kissed me. 490 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,349 What did you do? 491 00:31:57,523 --> 00:31:59,699 It happened so fast. Suddenly his aide 492 00:31:59,873 --> 00:32:01,832 was knocking on the door we were up against. 493 00:32:02,006 --> 00:32:04,835 - Kathleen. - And then it-it stopped and I-I rushed out. 494 00:32:05,009 --> 00:32:06,968 - Through the Oval? - BERNIE: Linda. 495 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,317 I need to speak with you. 496 00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:13,975 [door closes] 497 00:32:17,282 --> 00:32:19,371 I'm handing in my resignation 498 00:32:19,545 --> 00:32:21,504 and I wanted to let you know that. 499 00:32:24,898 --> 00:32:26,857 What's going to happen to me? 500 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:31,340 I don't know. 501 00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:40,523 -[door opens and closes] -[sighs] 502 00:32:42,525 --> 00:32:46,050 PAULA: ...presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 503 00:32:46,224 --> 00:32:50,054 I would call it... sexual harassment. 504 00:32:50,228 --> 00:32:51,925 - Oh, dear. - REPORTER: Did he touch you? 505 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,710 -[scoffs] The hair. -[chuckles] 506 00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:56,104 I will not speak on that. 507 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:58,584 -REPORTER 2: Did he expose himself? - I can't speak on that. 508 00:32:58,758 --> 00:33:01,500 - Coulter, who sent you this? - George Conway. 509 00:33:01,674 --> 00:33:03,198 You think she could be the one? 510 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,678 - Certainly needs media training. - Don't care about media. 511 00:33:05,852 --> 00:33:07,376 Just need her to sue. 512 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,160 We want him under oath. 513 00:33:09,334 --> 00:33:10,422 Why? 514 00:33:10,596 --> 00:33:11,467 PAULA: ...in the workplace... 515 00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:13,382 Because he's Bill Clinton. 516 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,123 He'll lie. 517 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,863 REPORTER: You say workplace, 518 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,256 but you and the governor were in a private... 519 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:21,216 - Who is she working with? - That guy. 520 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:24,001 PAULA: I just thought the governor wants to see me. 521 00:33:24,175 --> 00:33:26,264 Let's get her some real lawyers. 522 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:28,397 ♪ 523 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:34,620 Good news: we have direct relationships 524 00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:36,231 with the president's lawyers. 525 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:37,928 We're going to get you your apology. 526 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,453 We can't tell you how much we appreciate y'all 527 00:33:41,627 --> 00:33:43,020 reaching out to take this over. 528 00:33:43,194 --> 00:33:44,543 Happy to help. 529 00:33:44,717 --> 00:33:46,415 Now, I have to tell you, 530 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:48,591 they may not want to do this the easy way. 531 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:52,073 In that case, we should be ready to go down a different path. 532 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:56,207 - What kind of path? - Your sexual harassment claim 533 00:33:56,381 --> 00:33:58,688 has a three-year statute of limitations. 534 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:01,908 That's this Friday, which means you have about 535 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,259 80 hours left to sue the president. 536 00:34:05,390 --> 00:34:08,089 Well, but I just want an apology. 537 00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:11,266 I know. I think, to get one, 538 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,268 you might have to file a lawsuit. 539 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,443 We're not afraid of that. 540 00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:20,710 Look, if they're smart, they'll settle. 541 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:26,629 Before we talk to them, anything else we should know? 542 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:29,893 I think Paula has been plenty open with us. 543 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:33,810 CAMMARATA: Oh, yeah, just-just curious if there's anything else. 544 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,465 Like what? 545 00:34:39,772 --> 00:34:43,211 I can draw it, his... 546 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:44,647 area. 547 00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:03,318 [Paula sighs] 548 00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:04,841 [pen scribbling] 549 00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:08,149 [inhales, grunts softly] 550 00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:18,594 [clicks tongue] 551 00:35:20,813 --> 00:35:22,598 [Steve exhales] 552 00:35:35,393 --> 00:35:37,787 It takes a dramatic turn. 553 00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:39,963 ♪ 554 00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:47,884 [whirring, grinding] 555 00:35:51,235 --> 00:35:52,541 [whirring stops] 556 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:56,109 I have an idea about my situation. 557 00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:59,417 You want a job; I want to keep my job; 558 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:03,378 you have connections; I have experience-- so how about this? 559 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:05,293 You get us a meeting with the incoming 560 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,513 White House counsel and I tell them to hire us both. 561 00:36:08,687 --> 00:36:10,472 Package deal. 562 00:36:11,516 --> 00:36:13,605 Oh. That's a neat idea. 563 00:36:13,779 --> 00:36:15,825 [chuckles] 564 00:36:18,131 --> 00:36:19,916 [whirring resumes] 565 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:22,440 My secretary Cheryl 566 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:25,138 tells me that you'd like to stay on 567 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,750 in the counsel's office after we take over. 568 00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,534 Is that correct? 569 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:30,883 I bet it's been wonderful 570 00:36:31,057 --> 00:36:32,537 working for dear Bernie Nussbaum. 571 00:36:32,711 --> 00:36:34,713 Mr. Cutler, first of all, let me say thank you 572 00:36:34,887 --> 00:36:35,975 for meeting with us. 573 00:36:36,149 --> 00:36:37,629 Now, a little bit about me. 574 00:36:37,803 --> 00:36:39,849 I'm a multi-decade veteran 575 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,807 of the civil service, having worked at the highest levels 576 00:36:41,981 --> 00:36:45,333 of the executive and military, including a stint at Fort Bragg, 577 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:48,640 during which I had top secret clearance working for a division 578 00:36:48,814 --> 00:36:51,164 of the Army so classified, it technically doesn't exist. 579 00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:53,341 So Delta Force. 580 00:36:55,168 --> 00:36:57,214 I can neither confirm nor deny. 581 00:36:58,215 --> 00:37:00,696 -[chuckles] - But what I can say is this, 582 00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:03,525 Kathleen and I will ensure that the counsel's office 583 00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:07,311 undergoes a seamless changeover from Mr. Nussbaum to you. 584 00:37:07,485 --> 00:37:09,444 Why is it you want to stay? 585 00:37:09,618 --> 00:37:13,839 Well, we feel-- we both feel that we can be very helpful. 586 00:37:14,013 --> 00:37:16,451 We possess institutional knowledge. 587 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,061 I was speaking to my former colleague 588 00:37:18,235 --> 00:37:20,063 James Schaefer recently. 589 00:37:20,237 --> 00:37:21,717 I'm sure you know James. 590 00:37:23,936 --> 00:37:27,200 Well, under President Bush, James was special assistant 591 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,638 to the deputy assistant for Public Liaison, 592 00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:32,771 working alongside my dear friend Tony Snow, 593 00:37:32,945 --> 00:37:35,339 with whom I imagine you are familiar. 594 00:37:35,513 --> 00:37:38,429 Tony Snow from Rush Limbaugh? 595 00:37:39,778 --> 00:37:42,868 James pointed out that one of my strengths 596 00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:45,218 is my high level of comfort in the West Wing environment. 597 00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:48,570 I can help you navigate the, uh, complex, 598 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:50,876 difficult personalities of this administration-- 599 00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:53,531 and fingers crossed-- we'll have a little less turbulence 600 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:54,924 under your leadership. 601 00:37:55,098 --> 00:37:57,318 I don't know if you know Mr. Nussbaum, 602 00:37:57,492 --> 00:38:00,582 but he's not always the most organized. 603 00:38:04,063 --> 00:38:06,370 Bernie's a wonderful lawyer. 604 00:38:06,544 --> 00:38:08,720 Oh, of course, absolutely. 605 00:38:08,894 --> 00:38:10,983 I always thought he was so nice. 606 00:38:11,157 --> 00:38:12,724 Kathleen would drop in to our suite on occasion. 607 00:38:12,898 --> 00:38:16,728 Oh, Lloyd, we should get back. You have that call. 608 00:38:16,902 --> 00:38:20,036 - Sorry to have to wrap up. - Uh, not at all. 609 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:22,473 Is there anything else that would be helpful to know? 610 00:38:22,647 --> 00:38:25,607 We'll certainly do our best. 611 00:38:29,828 --> 00:38:31,787 ♪ 612 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:39,055 That you'd made a drawing or the president's genital area 613 00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:41,579 certainly gave his lawyers pause. 614 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,538 CAMMARATA: Very helpful. 615 00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:51,023 But ultimately, talking to them even late into last night, 616 00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:53,243 we can't come to terms. 617 00:38:58,683 --> 00:39:03,253 So, Paula, we're down to our last few hours. 618 00:39:03,427 --> 00:39:05,124 You have a decision to make. 619 00:39:05,298 --> 00:39:08,606 Is there anything in your past you don't want coming out? 620 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:12,175 Anything at all? Because it will. 621 00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:14,743 There's nothing. 622 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:18,573 [clears throat softly] 623 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:23,708 Baby girl. 624 00:39:23,882 --> 00:39:25,928 I love you. 625 00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,287 I love you, too. 626 00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:43,293 [sighs] 627 00:39:44,729 --> 00:39:46,992 [inhales deeply] 628 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:49,299 I can't let him get away with it. 629 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:53,608 Today we filed a complaint with the United States District Court 630 00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:57,133 on behalf of Paula Corbin Jones, 631 00:39:57,307 --> 00:40:00,919 charging William Clinton with sexual harassment and violation 632 00:40:01,093 --> 00:40:03,835 of her equal protection and due process rights. 633 00:40:04,009 --> 00:40:06,447 This case will be tried in the courtroom 634 00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:08,971 and not in the media. Thank you. 635 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:11,321 You're two distinguished D.C. lawyers-- who connected you 636 00:40:11,495 --> 00:40:12,888 to Paula Jones? 637 00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:15,543 How did you end up here in Arkansas? 638 00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:17,588 We took a plane. 639 00:40:18,589 --> 00:40:20,504 What is your next step? What are you expecting the president 640 00:40:20,678 --> 00:40:21,723 - to say? Sir! 641 00:40:34,431 --> 00:40:37,608 What is this? Where's Leslie? 642 00:40:37,782 --> 00:40:40,437 You just missed her. She left early. 643 00:40:44,789 --> 00:40:46,574 - Leslie. - Oh. 644 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:49,577 - Linda, you scared me. - What is this? 645 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:52,493 - It's a promotion. - It's the Pentagon. 646 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,407 I've been in this system 22 years. 647 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:57,759 Moving from the White House to the Pentagon is not a promotion. 648 00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:01,240 It's a $20,000-a-year raise and you'll be in Public Affairs. 649 00:41:01,414 --> 00:41:03,329 You'll be putting this on hold while I get to the bottom of it. 650 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:04,722 I need to speak to Lloyd Cutler again. 651 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,419 If this is about Kathleen, 652 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:08,160 she's just shifting from volunteer 653 00:41:08,334 --> 00:41:10,206 to an entry-level position. 654 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,513 Kathleen? 655 00:41:14,427 --> 00:41:16,865 -[door closes] - What do you mean shifting? 656 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,215 Kathleen will be working in counsel's office 657 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:20,477 under Lloyd Cutler. 658 00:41:20,651 --> 00:41:21,696 In my job?! 659 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:23,088 Well, no, not your... 660 00:41:23,262 --> 00:41:24,568 I mean, I'm being sent to Siberia. 661 00:41:24,742 --> 00:41:26,222 It's about three miles away. 662 00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:28,093 A-And Kathleen, who has the secretarial experience 663 00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:29,268 of a radish... 664 00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:31,619 It's an entry-level position. 665 00:41:40,279 --> 00:41:42,934 Leslie. You know what I've always thought? 666 00:41:43,108 --> 00:41:44,849 You're about as sharp as a marble, 667 00:41:45,023 --> 00:41:46,372 so you go ahead and drive home. 668 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:49,985 I'm going up to the OEOB to talk to your superior 669 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:51,856 because something very wrong has happened here. 670 00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:54,424 Linda, we tried to keep you. 671 00:41:54,598 --> 00:41:56,731 We went out of our way. 672 00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:58,994 We asked all around the White House. 673 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:02,519 No one wants you here. 674 00:42:16,881 --> 00:42:18,927 ♪ 675 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:33,028 Can we talk? 676 00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:34,725 [laughs] 677 00:42:34,899 --> 00:42:37,641 - Linda, please... - You know, I was a good soldier. 678 00:42:37,815 --> 00:42:40,557 When the election happened and these people showed up 679 00:42:40,731 --> 00:42:43,081 with their total lack of respect for this institution 680 00:42:43,255 --> 00:42:44,822 and their obvious contempt for half the country. 681 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,868 Through everything-- the sleaze, 682 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:50,567 the pizza parties on casual Fridays-- I bit my tongue 683 00:42:50,741 --> 00:42:52,090 and did my job 684 00:42:52,264 --> 00:42:54,092 as a civil servant who was foolish enough 685 00:42:54,266 --> 00:42:56,529 to believe that my sterling reputation 686 00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:59,881 for professionalism and integrity still mattered. 687 00:43:00,055 --> 00:43:02,971 Linda, you have to know that I feel awful. 688 00:43:04,189 --> 00:43:07,018 I thought we were women supporting each other. 689 00:43:07,192 --> 00:43:10,543 I was trying to help you and then I walked into that meeting 690 00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:13,982 with my job and you walked out with it right under my nose. 691 00:43:14,156 --> 00:43:16,201 It wasn't up to me. 692 00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:17,855 Oh, do me the favor of respecting 693 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:19,552 - my intelligence. - Linda. 694 00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:21,337 They can pay me a fraction of what they pay you. 695 00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:23,556 No one is auditing the White House 696 00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:25,602 secretarial budget, Kathleen. 697 00:43:25,776 --> 00:43:28,823 It's the federal government. The stapler cost $200. 698 00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:30,955 You know how I know that? Because I paid my dues. 699 00:43:31,129 --> 00:43:33,175 I'm not here because I married a rich guy. 700 00:43:34,698 --> 00:43:37,179 - Okay. Okay. - Of course, that's not what got you my job, is it? 701 00:43:37,353 --> 00:43:40,748 No, we all know why I'm being fired and you get to stay. 702 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:44,534 - Linda... - You got my job because the president wants you around. 703 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,015 You know that and I know that. 704 00:43:47,189 --> 00:43:49,539 In fact, the president knows I know a lot. 705 00:43:54,587 --> 00:43:58,853 The president has no idea who you are! 706 00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:16,566 I will get you for this. 707 00:44:24,139 --> 00:44:26,141 ♪ 708 00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:34,149 [camera clicking] 709 00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:39,676 [whirring] 710 00:44:52,689 --> 00:44:55,126 Tripp. Linda. 711 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,520 Let me take you to your work station. 712 00:45:01,393 --> 00:45:04,092 [phones ringing] 713 00:45:19,803 --> 00:45:21,457 Can I have a word? 714 00:45:24,503 --> 00:45:26,549 As you know, I have been transferred 715 00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:29,073 from a high-level position in the West Wing. 716 00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:33,251 I'll be blunt-- I know too much about Whitewater. 717 00:45:33,425 --> 00:45:35,514 It's a near certainty I'll be called to testify. 718 00:45:35,688 --> 00:45:38,604 I need a private office so I can prepare. 719 00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:41,782 - Oh. I see. -[chuckles] 720 00:45:41,956 --> 00:45:43,044 No. 721 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:49,050 [keys clacking] 722 00:46:08,025 --> 00:46:09,984 Hello, Nancy. 723 00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:11,768 It's Linda Tripp. 724 00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:14,379 Allison's mom. 725 00:46:15,728 --> 00:46:17,339 Listen, I'm not going to be able to do 726 00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:18,862 that carpool switch, after all. 727 00:46:19,036 --> 00:46:20,211 I'm contending with the new commute, 728 00:46:20,385 --> 00:46:22,083 and it's an absolute debacle. 729 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,437 All right. Thank you so much. 730 00:46:28,611 --> 00:46:30,526 Bye-bye now. 731 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:35,096 Please don't listen to my calls. It's tremendously inappropriate. 732 00:46:44,322 --> 00:46:46,716 [quiet chatter] 733 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,822 [keys clacking] 734 00:47:11,915 --> 00:47:13,351 WILLIE: Can I help you? 735 00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:17,529 Pardon me, sorry; I'm looking for Assistant Secretary Bacon. 736 00:47:17,703 --> 00:47:19,096 You must be Monica. 737 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,533 - Hi, I'm Willie. - Hi. 738 00:47:21,707 --> 00:47:23,884 - Let me get you all set up. - Thank you. 739 00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:36,374 That's Mr. Bacon's office. He'll be in soon. 740 00:47:36,548 --> 00:47:38,246 Just got back from Bosnia last night. 741 00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:41,640 - You can set up right here. - Thank you so much. 742 00:47:41,814 --> 00:47:44,426 I'm happy to get started on anything Mr. Bacon needs. 743 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,298 Why don't you dig into these SOP books while you're waiting. 744 00:47:47,472 --> 00:47:49,257 Welcome to the Department of Defense. 745 00:48:10,974 --> 00:48:13,020 [cash register beeping] 746 00:48:21,071 --> 00:48:22,333 CASHIER: Next in line. 747 00:48:22,507 --> 00:48:23,726 [cash register beeping] 748 00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:31,821 [sniffs] 749 00:48:31,995 --> 00:48:34,171 God, what is that smell? 750 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:35,999 [keys clacking] 751 00:48:36,173 --> 00:48:38,349 Is anyone else smelling that? 752 00:48:38,523 --> 00:48:40,743 They're doing electrical work, Linda. 753 00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:47,141 [sighs] 754 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:50,579 [crunching] 755 00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:53,016 [keys clacking] 756 00:48:53,190 --> 00:48:54,322 [Linda chewing] 757 00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,675 [crunching] 758 00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:04,375 I can hear you chewing. 759 00:49:04,549 --> 00:49:06,247 This is how I chew. 760 00:49:07,726 --> 00:49:08,945 [sighs] 761 00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:10,512 [keys clacking] 762 00:49:16,474 --> 00:49:18,520 [chuckles softly] 763 00:49:32,577 --> 00:49:33,665 What now, Linda? 764 00:49:33,839 --> 00:49:36,103 There are fumes in my cubicle. 765 00:49:36,277 --> 00:49:38,235 It's an insurmountable distraction. 766 00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:40,368 Uh-huh. 767 00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:44,546 Only till Harold's back Tuesday. 768 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,027 Send FSD to set up my computer. 769 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:06,220 [dialing] 770 00:50:09,614 --> 00:50:11,573 [line ringing] 771 00:50:16,491 --> 00:50:18,275 LUCIANNE: Office of Lucianne Goldberg. 772 00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:19,972 Who, may I ask, is calling? 773 00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:23,628 Uh, this is the civil servant. 774 00:50:23,802 --> 00:50:25,935 From the White House Counsel's Office. 775 00:50:26,979 --> 00:50:28,633 She'll know who it is. 776 00:50:28,807 --> 00:50:31,636 Linda, it's me. [chuckles] 777 00:50:31,810 --> 00:50:33,769 My new secretary was a disaster. 778 00:50:33,943 --> 00:50:35,858 I fired her an hour ago. 779 00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:38,904 So, long time, no speak. 780 00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:41,298 What could possibly be going on? 781 00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:44,040 I'm ready to write the book. 782 00:50:44,214 --> 00:50:47,478 About my time in the White House. 783 00:50:47,652 --> 00:50:50,220 Dear, it brings me no pleasure to say this, 784 00:50:50,394 --> 00:50:52,353 but you missed the moment. 785 00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:54,659 Everyone's done their Clinton book. 786 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:57,923 Every staffer, every aide, every Appalachian broad 787 00:50:58,098 --> 00:51:01,101 in whom he deposited his genetic material. 788 00:51:01,275 --> 00:51:04,452 That genre alone could fill half a Barnes & Noble. 789 00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:09,152 Well, no one's done anything of any substance about Vince. 790 00:51:09,326 --> 00:51:12,851 Vince? Vince Foster? Linda, no one cares anymore. 791 00:51:13,025 --> 00:51:15,158 I can sell almost anything, 792 00:51:15,332 --> 00:51:17,813 but I can't sell stale White House gossip; 793 00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:19,902 that market's so saturated. 794 00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:21,556 -I need something... - Something current. 795 00:51:21,730 --> 00:51:22,557 Not just current. 796 00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:24,080 Current and inside. 797 00:51:24,254 --> 00:51:26,126 And I mean inside inside. 798 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,650 Now, correct me if I'm wrong, 799 00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:31,566 but that is not you at this point. 800 00:51:59,724 --> 00:52:02,945 ♪ 801 00:52:05,643 --> 00:52:08,429 Carl, this isn't right. 802 00:52:08,603 --> 00:52:12,041 I need the number for the admiral's flag aide. 803 00:52:12,215 --> 00:52:13,869 Goddamn it. 804 00:52:14,913 --> 00:52:17,046 Carl, did you hear me? 805 00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:19,353 I love your poster. 806 00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:23,574 Oh, well, this isn't my office. 807 00:52:23,748 --> 00:52:25,968 There are fumes in my cubicle. 808 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:32,975 What's happening? 809 00:52:34,411 --> 00:52:35,673 Do you work here? 810 00:52:35,847 --> 00:52:38,372 Oh, um, yeah. 811 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:41,026 Uh, temporarily. 812 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:42,637 I'm Monica. 813 00:52:42,811 --> 00:52:44,465 I just got transferred from the White House. 814 00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:48,773 Where in the White House? 815 00:52:48,947 --> 00:52:51,036 Kind of all over-- East Wing, West Wing. 816 00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:52,908 I started as an intern and then I got hired 817 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,823 by Legislative Affairs. 818 00:53:01,046 --> 00:53:02,657 We're out of creamer. 819 00:53:04,267 --> 00:53:05,268 [Monica chewing] 820 00:53:05,442 --> 00:53:08,053 You must be someone's pet rock. 821 00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:09,707 - What's a pet rock? - It just means 822 00:53:09,881 --> 00:53:11,796 somebody in the White House is looking out for you. 823 00:53:11,970 --> 00:53:13,711 It doesn't feel like it. 824 00:53:13,885 --> 00:53:15,452 Confidential assistant to the assistant secretary. 825 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,454 And you're so young. 826 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:18,760 I'm about to turn 23. 827 00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:20,892 - That's not young? - Not to me. 828 00:53:21,066 --> 00:53:22,416 Oh, God, of course not. Look at you. 829 00:53:22,590 --> 00:53:24,461 You have the life experience of a zygote. 830 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:27,247 Just know, not a few people in that office covet your job. 831 00:53:27,421 --> 00:53:30,815 [sighs] Well, they can have it. I'm going back in a few months. 832 00:53:30,989 --> 00:53:34,341 - To the White House? - Not like it was my idea. 833 00:53:34,515 --> 00:53:36,691 Why did they transfer you? 834 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:42,000 Um, I don't know. It's a whole thing. 835 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:45,482 I just wish I'd brought from home. 836 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:48,050 Weight Watchers makes these amazing meals you can microwave. 837 00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:50,182 Oh, I have seen those at Safeway. 838 00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:52,315 They're low-fat, so you don't want to kill yourself later. 839 00:53:52,489 --> 00:53:53,969 - Oh, like you need to worry. - Are you kidding? 840 00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:55,666 - You're gorgeous. - Ugh. 841 00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,059 Not in Beverly Hills. 842 00:53:57,233 --> 00:53:58,756 Second grade, they called me Big Mac. 843 00:53:58,930 --> 00:54:01,542 My high school, they called me Gus. 844 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,979 Gus? 845 00:54:04,153 --> 00:54:06,764 [laughs] Why? What does that mean? 846 00:54:06,938 --> 00:54:10,638 I don't know. Nobody ever explained. 847 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:14,555 Well, joke's on them, Linda. 848 00:54:14,729 --> 00:54:16,600 Look at us. We're on top of the world. 849 00:54:16,774 --> 00:54:19,690 -[laughs] - Oh, just kidding. 850 00:54:19,864 --> 00:54:21,866 I cried myself to sleep every night this week. 851 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,303 I don't want to be here. 852 00:54:23,477 --> 00:54:25,392 No one wants to be here, but listen, 853 00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:29,526 if I can put on my wisdom hat, you said this was temporary. 854 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,050 You know? I can tell you're very bright. 855 00:54:32,224 --> 00:54:34,401 - So bright, I got myself exiled. - Temporarily. 856 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:36,577 You can endure anything knowing it has an end. 857 00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:38,709 I know there's nowhere like the West Wing. 858 00:54:38,883 --> 00:54:41,538 Believe me, I know. 859 00:54:41,712 --> 00:54:43,540 Where were you when you were there? 860 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:45,586 My last stop was the counsel's office. 861 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,414 We touched everything at a very high level. 862 00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:50,068 I was the last person to see Vince Foster alive. 863 00:54:50,242 --> 00:54:52,201 - Oh, wow. - Before that, 864 00:54:52,375 --> 00:54:54,899 during Bush, I was on a desk right outside the Oval. 865 00:54:55,073 --> 00:54:56,510 Why was I sent to the counsel's office? 866 00:54:56,684 --> 00:54:58,512 Well, back in '93, I was very trim. 867 00:54:58,686 --> 00:55:00,383 I have reason to believe that Hillary didn't want me 868 00:55:00,557 --> 00:55:03,255 near the president, if you know what I mean. 869 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,432 Of course, nothing was worse than the day I was sent here. 870 00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:08,086 Stabbed in the back by a fair-weather friend. 871 00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:10,567 I won't say more. [scoffs] 872 00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:12,134 Sounds awful. 873 00:55:12,308 --> 00:55:14,179 It was. 874 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,965 It was. Loyalty is very important to me. 875 00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:20,534 Fair-weather or not, I miss having friends in Washington. 876 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,623 Most of my intern class left town 877 00:55:22,797 --> 00:55:26,627 when they weren't hired and D.C. gets lonely fast. 878 00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:30,065 Well, now you and I can be miserable together. 879 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,023 [both laugh] 880 00:55:32,197 --> 00:55:35,723 Although, have to say, you're such a knockout, 881 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,508 I just assumed you'd be dating some big D.C. player. 882 00:55:38,682 --> 00:55:40,597 - Ah... - What? 883 00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:43,078 - I'm not dating. - Why not? 884 00:55:44,819 --> 00:55:46,168 I'm kind of in something. 885 00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:48,083 And yet you feel lonely. 886 00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:49,693 Yes, affirmative. 887 00:55:49,867 --> 00:55:51,652 Well, that's no good. 888 00:55:53,697 --> 00:55:55,351 Tell me about him. 889 00:55:56,570 --> 00:56:00,791 It's, uh, it's just he's, um, unavailable. 890 00:56:00,965 --> 00:56:02,663 Someone long-distance. 891 00:56:03,707 --> 00:56:05,100 Someone from work. 892 00:56:07,537 --> 00:56:09,191 Someone important? 893 00:56:11,541 --> 00:56:14,196 Is that why they sent you here? 894 00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:17,591 We should get back, right? 895 00:56:17,765 --> 00:56:19,462 Let me let you in on a little secret. 896 00:56:19,636 --> 00:56:21,812 - Mm, tell me. - That's Stephen. 897 00:56:21,986 --> 00:56:24,598 Some major custody battle going on. 898 00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:27,644 Willie is a schmuck. He's completely ineffective. 899 00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,080 Hi, Brenda. 900 00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:33,607 She's going to loathe you since you're pretty and connected. 901 00:56:33,781 --> 00:56:34,999 That's Colleen. 902 00:56:35,173 --> 00:56:36,697 Apparently, she's got the herps-- 903 00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:38,176 both upstairs and down. And you know what? 904 00:56:38,350 --> 00:56:39,874 She's also from Los Angeles. 905 00:56:40,048 --> 00:56:41,353 - Oh, really? Where? - I think she said Glendale. 906 00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:44,139 - Is that it? - Glendale's never it. 907 00:56:45,357 --> 00:56:46,968 Okay, now that's Susan, my cubicle mate. 908 00:56:47,142 --> 00:56:48,491 She's sick. 909 00:56:48,665 --> 00:56:50,711 - Oh, no. - No, I-I mean she's deranged. 910 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:53,148 Don't make eye contact. Monica, don't. 911 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:55,411 Okay, this is me. 912 00:56:55,585 --> 00:56:57,369 Oh. Well, you know where I am. 913 00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,110 [sighs] Almost neighbors. 914 00:56:59,284 --> 00:57:00,808 I should really get back to it. 915 00:57:00,982 --> 00:57:03,288 Look at all the rules they have about printers. 916 00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:05,595 Look at you, busy bee. 917 00:57:05,769 --> 00:57:07,815 What are you doing on your calendar? 918 00:57:07,989 --> 00:57:09,207 MONICA: Oh... [chuckles] 919 00:57:09,381 --> 00:57:10,731 [quietly]: I-I'm insane. 920 00:57:22,220 --> 00:57:23,483 It's a countdown. 921 00:57:28,705 --> 00:57:30,402 That's when you go back. 922 00:57:31,665 --> 00:57:33,057 I have been dreading this so much, 923 00:57:33,231 --> 00:57:35,582 but I feel so much better after today. 924 00:57:36,626 --> 00:57:38,672 You know, 925 00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:42,545 I have always wanted to try the, um, after-work specials 926 00:57:42,719 --> 00:57:45,983 over by Pentagon City. You want to get a drink? 927 00:57:46,157 --> 00:57:48,203 I can't tonight. Maybe Monday? 928 00:57:49,204 --> 00:57:51,032 Sure. 929 00:57:51,206 --> 00:57:52,686 It's a date. 930 00:58:13,576 --> 00:58:15,883 ♪ 931 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:33,422 ♪ 932 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,646 [TV playing quietly] 933 00:58:42,779 --> 00:58:44,738 [phone ringing] 934 00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:51,353 [line ringing] 935 00:58:51,527 --> 00:58:54,443 [phone ringing] 936 00:58:57,011 --> 00:58:58,099 [line clicks] 937 00:58:58,273 --> 00:58:59,927 What you got? 938 00:59:00,101 --> 00:59:03,147 What's your definition of inside inside? 939 00:59:03,321 --> 00:59:04,845 [phone rings] 940 00:59:05,889 --> 00:59:07,456 - Hello? - BILL: Hey. 941 00:59:09,806 --> 00:59:11,460 Hi, handsome. 942 00:59:13,331 --> 00:59:15,551 How was your first day? 943 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:43,552 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH