1 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:06,841 (sighs) 2 00:00:09,278 --> 00:00:11,280 Come on in, Monica. 3 00:00:13,682 --> 00:00:14,716 MONICA: Thank you. 4 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,351 Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:23,692 --> 00:00:26,328 Wow, you've known the president a long time. 6 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,231 Yes. We're close. 7 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:32,234 We met when we were teenagers. 8 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:33,668 Oh, wow. 9 00:00:33,802 --> 00:00:36,805 -Closing things up here. -Oh, sure. 10 00:00:44,713 --> 00:00:47,482 Okay. So... 11 00:00:47,616 --> 00:00:48,917 why are you here today? 12 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:52,187 Oh, um, well, I applied for the position 13 00:00:52,321 --> 00:00:54,589 at the National Security Office. 14 00:00:54,723 --> 00:00:56,291 Back here at the White House. 15 00:00:58,727 --> 00:01:01,363 I-I was under the impression you were aware of that. 16 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:04,599 Yes. Is there something you'd like me to do about it? 17 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:07,669 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little confused. 18 00:01:07,802 --> 00:01:11,440 I was told you were working on placing me back here. 19 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:13,007 Placing you in the White House? 20 00:01:14,343 --> 00:01:15,510 This is the first I'm hearing of that. 21 00:01:15,644 --> 00:01:17,946 Oh. 22 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,114 Remind me, where are you now? 23 00:01:19,248 --> 00:01:21,350 The Pentagon, uh, Public Affairs. 24 00:01:21,483 --> 00:01:23,952 I'm the confidential assistant to Ken Bacon, 25 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,120 but before that, I was here. 26 00:01:25,254 --> 00:01:26,788 Why did you transfer out? 27 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:31,726 Oh, um... it wasn't really my decision. 28 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:33,562 Whose decision was it? 29 00:01:33,695 --> 00:01:37,566 Evelyn Lieberman made that arrangement. 30 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:39,468 Right. 31 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:41,136 I spoke to Evelyn about you. 32 00:01:41,270 --> 00:01:45,073 Oh, s-so you did speak to someone? 33 00:01:45,207 --> 00:01:47,542 She gave me a rundown of your departure. 34 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,380 Monica... 35 00:01:51,513 --> 00:01:53,215 you've got a good job. 36 00:01:53,348 --> 00:01:55,650 You get to travel the world with DoD. 37 00:01:55,784 --> 00:01:57,586 Why would you want to come back here? 38 00:01:57,719 --> 00:02:00,422 I really love working in the executive branch. 39 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:01,623 Hmm. 40 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:06,595 Well, unfortunately, 41 00:02:06,728 --> 00:02:08,863 that NSC job has been filled. 42 00:02:11,032 --> 00:02:12,834 -Oh, it has? -Yeah. 43 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,169 I'll just have to find something else. 44 00:02:14,303 --> 00:02:17,906 Okay, um... 45 00:02:18,039 --> 00:02:19,841 because it's been almost a year 46 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,176 since I was told I'd be back here. 47 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:22,477 And who told you that? 48 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:25,347 He did. 49 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,316 He who? 50 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:42,163 (door opens) 51 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,001 Linda. 52 00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:51,039 -Why would you do this? -I'm not in the mood, Monica. 53 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,208 The big creep is gonna be so mad. 54 00:02:53,342 --> 00:02:56,978 Why? I called Kathleen a liar because she is. 55 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:58,813 I helped him. 56 00:02:58,947 --> 00:03:00,715 You said that he fondled his employee in the West Wing. 57 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:03,051 Oh, I should have known you'd take his side. 58 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,053 -I'm not! -His lawyer Bob Bennett 59 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:06,721 defames me on the world stage. 60 00:03:06,855 --> 00:03:09,391 He says I'm not to be believed. 61 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:12,494 And your only concern is protecting him. 62 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:15,230 Linda, he knows that you and I are friends. 63 00:03:15,364 --> 00:03:16,565 You have to fix this. 64 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:18,066 I am not the catalyst here. 65 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,902 I didn't ask for a front-row ticket to his misbehavior. 66 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:23,905 I was handed one, forced against my will to watch. 67 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:26,741 Please. I am so close to getting my job back. 68 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:28,076 If the White House has any excuse... 69 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,178 I am at war with the White House. 70 00:03:30,312 --> 00:03:33,248 For 20 years I have given everything to this system. 71 00:03:33,382 --> 00:03:34,583 I have been nothing but loyal, 72 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:36,184 and now I'm a target. 73 00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:38,353 I really don't think you're a target. 74 00:03:38,487 --> 00:03:41,590 I was the last person to see Vince Foster alive. 75 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:45,894 The White House disposed of me like a piece of trash. 76 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:48,763 And they will do the same to you, Monica. 77 00:03:48,897 --> 00:03:51,600 -I don't think so. -Oh, trust me. 78 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,034 I wasn't welcome back, and you won't be either. 79 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,236 Oh, Jesus, Linda, no one wanted you back. 80 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:00,342 (sighs) 81 00:04:00,475 --> 00:04:02,043 I'm sorry, I... 82 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:04,112 That's not what I... 83 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,414 That came out wrong, Linda. 84 00:04:06,415 --> 00:04:08,783 Linda, I am very scared, and I'm worried about you 85 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:10,218 because you're a political appointee, 86 00:04:10,352 --> 00:04:12,587 -and you could lose your job for this. -Yeah. 87 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:16,124 And then I'll write a tell-all book. 88 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:17,592 See how they like that. 89 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:19,928 What does that mean? 90 00:04:21,496 --> 00:04:23,632 Don't be such a narcissist. 91 00:04:23,765 --> 00:04:27,536 It'll be about me, not you. 92 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:30,772 (Monica huffs) 93 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,293 Who left this here? 94 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,468 Who put this here?! 95 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,153 * 96 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:44,312 (phone line ringing) 97 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,383 LUCIANNE (on recording): You've reached the office of Lucianne Goldberg. 98 00:05:48,517 --> 00:05:49,951 -Start talking. -(beep) 99 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,986 Lucianne, it's Linda Tripp. 100 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,388 I'm sure you've seen Newsweek. 101 00:05:53,522 --> 00:05:56,290 (sighs) I need to talk. 102 00:05:56,425 --> 00:05:58,393 It's urgent, and I didn't know who else to call. 103 00:05:58,527 --> 00:06:00,729 NEWSCASTER: The pictures, for which a London tabloid 104 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:03,898 -reportedly paid $400,000... -(phone rings) 105 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:05,066 show Diana cavorting about... 106 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,868 -Hello? -MONICA: Hi. 107 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,572 Hi. 108 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:13,742 I just want to say again I'm sorry about earlier. 109 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,577 You know how important you are to me, I just-- 110 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:17,078 I'm scared that the big creep would be mad, 111 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,246 and you and I would end up 112 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,682 jobless in a ditch somewhere. 113 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:22,250 Just kidding about the ditch part. 114 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,586 I understand. 115 00:06:24,719 --> 00:06:25,987 Do you forgive me? 116 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,255 Of course. 117 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,424 I have to say this has been 118 00:06:29,558 --> 00:06:31,926 such an unsettling 24 hours. 119 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,762 Ugh, I know. Me, too. 120 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:35,096 You know, I finally had a meeting with Marsha. 121 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,265 Did I tell you that? 122 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:39,367 Who, I'll remind you, in July said that there would be 123 00:06:39,501 --> 00:06:40,735 a job available for me this fall 124 00:06:40,869 --> 00:06:43,037 and is now saying there might not be one available 125 00:06:43,171 --> 00:06:45,206 -this year. -You're kidding. 126 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,041 No, I'm serious, Linda, and at this point 127 00:06:47,175 --> 00:06:48,777 it's like Bill said that she would secure 128 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:50,879 a job for me months ago. 129 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:53,948 When I call her, she acts like she doesn't even know who I am, 130 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:56,451 and then, when he sends me back in to see her, 131 00:06:56,585 --> 00:06:58,887 she just sits there and stares at me with these mean eyes 132 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:01,623 and asks me all these questions, like, "Why would you want 133 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:02,957 "to come back to work at the White House 134 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:03,958 "to make less than you do 135 00:07:04,092 --> 00:07:05,226 at the Pentagon?" 136 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,462 And "What's your relationship to the president?" 137 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:08,897 And it's like, we all know why she's asking. 138 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,799 She used to be his girlfriend. 139 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:12,266 Mm-hmm. 140 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,569 So I called Betty to see if I could talk to him, 141 00:07:14,703 --> 00:07:16,871 but she keeps saying that he's busy. 142 00:07:17,005 --> 00:07:18,372 I'm just so frustrated, Linda. 143 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:19,974 He's the president of the United States. 144 00:07:20,108 --> 00:07:22,143 He should be able to snap his fingers and make this happen. 145 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,312 And I know he's trying, and I know 146 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,314 it's not like he has a lot of free time on his hands. 147 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,049 But anyway... 148 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,452 (cheering, whooping) 149 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,066 -(quiet chatter) -(music playing) 150 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:48,069 Ryan. Allison. 151 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:50,338 A little help. 152 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,340 (chatter continues) 153 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,408 Did anyone call for me? 154 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:58,412 * And show you that I'm real... * 155 00:07:58,547 --> 00:08:00,682 -A human being is speaking to you. -No. 156 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:03,351 -(phone ringing) -I'm not a fan of your tone. 157 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,853 ALLISON: Mm-hmm. 158 00:08:04,986 --> 00:08:06,020 Flying solo. You can join me 159 00:08:06,154 --> 00:08:07,689 -if you want. -Monica. 160 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:09,123 Guess again, dear. 161 00:08:09,257 --> 00:08:12,093 -Lucianne. Hi. -(Lucianne laughs) 162 00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,028 I wasn't sure you'd call me back. 163 00:08:14,162 --> 00:08:15,530 I probably shouldn't have. 164 00:08:15,664 --> 00:08:17,365 You get me all hot and bothered thinking 165 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,367 you're sitting on something big, and then you vanish. 166 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,135 Let me change phones. 167 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:23,204 When I say hang up... 168 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,540 -* Return of the Mack * -* Oh, my God * 169 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:27,542 -* You know that I'll be back * -* Here I am... * 170 00:08:27,676 --> 00:08:29,711 -LUCIANNE: So, why'd you call? -LINDA: Well, I have 171 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:34,382 found myself in possession of some very sensitive information, 172 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:37,385 information of major national importance. 173 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,921 Yes. 174 00:08:41,623 --> 00:08:46,895 Last year a young woman was placed in my office. She... 175 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:50,064 -Oh, I don't know quite how to say this. -Linda, 176 00:08:50,198 --> 00:08:51,900 -I'm gonna hang up. -No, no, no. 177 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,802 Listen, this-this woman-- 178 00:08:53,935 --> 00:08:57,572 she has, um, taken me in as her confidant. 179 00:08:57,706 --> 00:09:01,309 And it turns out she's the girlfriend 180 00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:03,411 of the president of the United States. 181 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,413 (Lucianne laughs) 182 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:08,249 You honestly needed that much build-up to tell me 183 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,418 Bill Clinton has a girl on the side? (laughs) 184 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,588 Oh, trust me. This is not his usual routine. 185 00:09:13,722 --> 00:09:15,256 -I'm talking long-term. -Let me guess. 186 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,759 -She's made it two days. -No. 187 00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:19,628 Two years. 188 00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:23,932 What? 189 00:09:24,065 --> 00:09:26,267 It's actually quite disturbing. 190 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,769 She was 21 when it started, 191 00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:29,203 an intern. 192 00:09:29,337 --> 00:09:31,773 He went after her immediately. 193 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:33,608 I-I mean, secret sexual encounters 194 00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:35,443 every chance he could get. 195 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:39,013 He'd take a call with the prime minister, she'd be on her knees. 196 00:09:39,147 --> 00:09:41,282 So, naturally, I am concerned 197 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,718 about this young woman's well-being. 198 00:09:43,852 --> 00:09:45,453 -Naturally. -It's awful. 199 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,221 He's been dragging her through hell. 200 00:09:47,355 --> 00:09:49,891 Has Madame X considered 201 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,626 -coming forward? -No. 202 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,728 No, she's not the type. 203 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,964 And she thinks they're in love. 204 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,899 And what do you think? 205 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:01,469 She is in pain and-and she can't see her way out. 206 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,906 I mean, someone needs to end this before anyone gets hurt. 207 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,407 You could do a book. 208 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:07,742 You really think so? 209 00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:10,311 Are you kidding? The head honcho breaks 210 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,380 the presidential seal of an intern. 211 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:13,982 That's six figures easy. 212 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,984 Say goodbye to bureaucratic bullshit, 213 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:17,585 and you'll get to be a hero. 214 00:10:17,719 --> 00:10:18,987 It's your chance to 215 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,690 expose Clinton for what he really is. 216 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,660 -Of course, you need proof. -I have it. 217 00:10:25,794 --> 00:10:28,096 And I take notes-- dates, times. I made an Excel 218 00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:31,165 spreadsheet documenting every sexual encounter. 219 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:32,801 Linda, you are not enough. 220 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,405 You need real evidence. 221 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:40,008 You said you talked to her on the phone all the time. 222 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,576 -Yeah. -You could tape the calls. 223 00:10:44,212 --> 00:10:46,247 Pe-People do that? 224 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,252 -I-Isn't it illegal? -Nope. 225 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,754 Completely kosher. 226 00:10:52,887 --> 00:10:55,156 (sighs) 227 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,860 It's just... 228 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:00,929 if she were to find out. 229 00:11:01,062 --> 00:11:03,865 Dear, we have been here before. 230 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,366 If you're doing this, you're going to have to commit. 231 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,635 -(sighs) -I know you're more accustomed 232 00:11:07,769 --> 00:11:09,704 to secretarial tasks, 233 00:11:09,838 --> 00:11:13,374 but this is your shot at the big leagues. 234 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,711 You're either taking it, or you're not. 235 00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:18,713 So... 236 00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:20,849 think about it, call me back. 237 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:40,735 She's standing right here... with a bag. 238 00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:43,905 BETTY: You do realize you have to arrange visits with him 239 00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:46,074 in advance, like everyone else. 240 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:48,576 I know. I'm sorry, but I... I looked at his schedule, 241 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,244 so I thought that maybe he... 242 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:52,646 He's watching G.I. Jane with Chelsea, 243 00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:54,949 and he cannot be disturbed. 244 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,387 Why don't you have a seat? Catch your breath. 245 00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:02,356 (Monica sighs) 246 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:04,358 Oh, I feel like an idiot. 247 00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:06,560 I told myself I wouldn't come here. 248 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,431 He brought this back from Martha's Vineyard, 249 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,067 and he wanted me to give these to you. 250 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,006 All this? I just... 251 00:12:18,139 --> 00:12:20,274 All I asked for was a T-shirt. 252 00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:22,777 That's very sweet. 253 00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:26,881 Oh, God, everything he gets me is so ugly. 254 00:12:27,015 --> 00:12:30,218 (laughs) I'll just say one word-- Arkansas. 255 00:12:30,351 --> 00:12:32,686 Betty, why won't he see me? 256 00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:34,555 I just want to talk about transferring back here. 257 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,390 It'll take five minutes. If he's watching the movie, I... 258 00:12:36,524 --> 00:12:38,659 I didn't invent the rules. They apply to everyone. 259 00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:44,232 Okay. Sorry. I'm just... 260 00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:46,434 I'm in a weird place right now. 261 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,238 Has he said anything about my job? 262 00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:52,406 -He's working on it. -Okay. 263 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,808 Because Marsha hasn't helped at all. 264 00:12:53,942 --> 00:12:56,110 He's doing the best he can. 265 00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:04,953 (voice breaking): Thank you for your time, Betty. 266 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,657 (sighs) 267 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,893 (crying) 268 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:18,532 (phone rings) 269 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,071 -Hello. -(Monica crying) 270 00:13:23,204 --> 00:13:24,505 I can't take it anymore. 271 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,607 What happened? 272 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,510 -All I do is the same shit. -Where are you? 273 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,744 Do you want me to come get you? 274 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:32,847 There's something wrong with me, Linda. 275 00:13:32,981 --> 00:13:34,415 I went over there. 276 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,918 I was out of my mind. I... 277 00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:39,854 I was watching myself do the thing 278 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:42,356 that I promised myself I wouldn't do. 279 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:45,093 -Monica. -And I can't even get it 280 00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:48,096 through my fucking skull 281 00:13:48,229 --> 00:13:52,266 that he doesn't give a shit about me! 282 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,203 I al... I always do this. 283 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:57,038 Where are you? 284 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,874 He won't even see me 285 00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:02,710 for two fucking minutes, 286 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,646 and I spend every minute 287 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,549 of every day thinking about him. 288 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:12,386 It's like... it's like a bad song that I can't 289 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,189 get out of my head, and I... 290 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,862 I don't... I don't want to be here. 291 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,533 I don't want to exist. 292 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,372 (phone ringing) 293 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,676 -Hello. -LINDA: It's sick. 294 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,411 The whole thing is sick. 295 00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:38,846 You should hear her talk 296 00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:40,581 about him. (scoffs) 297 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,416 It's excruciating. 298 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:45,019 She's in so much pain over this pig. 299 00:14:45,153 --> 00:14:46,587 LUCIANNE: The poor thing. 300 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,756 He acts like he's some great defender 301 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:52,326 -of women. -Mr. Feminist, Mr. Women's Rights. 302 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,928 He's a hypocrite. 303 00:14:54,062 --> 00:14:56,697 He's lied to her and led her on, and now she is... 304 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,432 She must be losing her mind. 305 00:14:58,566 --> 00:14:59,934 She is. 306 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,136 She's losing her mind. 307 00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:05,006 I need to come forward. 308 00:15:05,139 --> 00:15:07,875 You want to do a book? 309 00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:09,277 It's the best thing for everyone. 310 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:12,113 I couldn't agree more. 311 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,714 Of course, you do realize, 312 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,950 once they get their grubby little hands on this girl, 313 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,952 the press will destroy her. 314 00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:21,389 It's a tabloid moment, then she'll move on with her life. 315 00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:22,723 I don't know. You should see 316 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,225 what the Clintons do to his women. 317 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,127 As soon as the name gets out, 318 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,562 they make sure she's chopped alive. 319 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:30,798 I mean, Flowers, Jones-- they make a few calls, 320 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,301 arrange a few leaks, and suddenly 321 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:36,070 a nice girl from Bible school is the Whore of Babylon. 322 00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:39,240 Well, sure. They can do that to cocktail waitresses 323 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:43,577 or trailer people, but Monica is different. 324 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:46,414 She's from Beverly Hills, a very privileged upbringing. 325 00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,482 I mean, she-she told me when all this began, 326 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:50,618 she knew what she was getting into. 327 00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:53,654 She's no victim. 328 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,889 She'll be fine. 329 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,726 You'll lose her as a friend. 330 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:01,962 LINDA: I've made my peace with that. 331 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,841 MAN: Lots of people like 332 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,144 the CTR-116. 333 00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:21,182 But personally, I like the CTR-107 Vox. 334 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:24,552 You get more bang for your buck, and it has voice activation. 335 00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:28,156 I just need it to work. 336 00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:37,831 (TV plays quietly) 337 00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:58,619 (line ringing) 338 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:03,891 MONICA: Hi. 339 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,893 Hi. 340 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,062 -How are you? -Ah. 341 00:17:08,196 --> 00:17:09,897 I'm fine. I just got off the treadmill. 342 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,399 I wish crying burnt calories. 343 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,401 -(chuckles) -I went to Needless Markups 344 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,003 in Georgetown today. I bought the big creep a tie. 345 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:16,904 I miss him, Linda. 346 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,806 Who do you miss? 347 00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:20,074 Bill. Who else? 348 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,575 I mean, this is the man 349 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,077 who called me back-to-back nights, 350 00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:24,345 who literally had me come see him 351 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,913 on his fucking wedding anniversary. 352 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,249 And now what? Just weeks of nothing? Total silence? 353 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,917 Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to think. 354 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,253 Remind me. When was the last time you two were together? 355 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,155 -Linda, you know this. -Well, 356 00:17:34,288 --> 00:17:36,490 -I know, but I don't remember the exact date. -It was when 357 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,759 he gave me the Annie Lennox CD, which, I mean, 358 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,694 just to say it-- that's completely a make-out album. 359 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,096 Like, it's not even subtle. 360 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,098 Was-was this when he was on crutches? 361 00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:46,367 What? No. That was back in March. Remember? 362 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,035 'Cause I was surprised, he could barely even walk, 363 00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:50,704 but he grabbed me and kissed me the moment we were alone. 364 00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,206 Then what happened? 365 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,908 Oh, we fooled around. 366 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,507 * 367 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,951 (knocking) 368 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,322 Welcome to my safe house. 369 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,224 -I didn't realize you were a spy. -(laughs) 370 00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:44,925 LUCIANNE: You kid. Back in '72, 371 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,161 I posed as press on McGovern's plane. 372 00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:49,497 Remember Nixon? You're welcome. 373 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,499 This is my son Jonah's place. 374 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,168 -Drink? -I'm fine. 375 00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:55,336 Hello, Harvey. 376 00:18:56,370 --> 00:19:00,007 Hi, Linda. Someone gonna tell me why I'm here? 377 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,576 LUCIANNE: As you know, Linda has access 378 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,345 to some very sensitive details 379 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,347 about the president's extramarital activities. 380 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,250 She's decided to write a book about it. 381 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,585 Congratulations. How do I fit into this? 382 00:19:11,719 --> 00:19:13,187 There are people who wrongly assume Linda's 383 00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:15,189 -in bed with the far right. -(Linda scoffs) 384 00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:18,192 We need people to understand that this story is legitimate. 385 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:21,195 If you break the story first, no one can deny it. 386 00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:22,930 So how do I know it's true? 387 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:34,375 Concrete proof that the president of the United States 388 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:37,177 is having an affair with an intern. 389 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,381 -You've been taping her? -Do you want to hear her voice? 390 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,715 Why would I want to hear her voice? 391 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,016 I don't even know her name. 392 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,355 Her name is Monica Lewinsky. 393 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,993 MONICA: I'm trying to see him tomorrow. 394 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,562 Betty thinks he'll be around after the state dinner. 395 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,230 -No. Stop. -(laughing): What's wrong? 396 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:58,065 I can't listen to this. 397 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:01,068 Taping without consent violates my journalistic principles. 398 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,136 -Oh, for God's sake. -Why don't you tell me 399 00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:06,874 what's on the tape, and I can see if it's worth listening to? 400 00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:12,580 Monica describes multiple sexual encounters with the president, 401 00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,249 including a time after his knee surgery, 402 00:20:15,383 --> 00:20:17,585 when he was holding himself up on his crutches while they... 403 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,987 That's it? She just talks about having sex? 404 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,823 They don't actually have sex, just oral... 405 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,258 She orgasms, he doesn't like to... 406 00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,260 (laughing): Ew, no. 407 00:20:26,394 --> 00:20:27,895 This is why you brought me here? 408 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,599 (sighs) I-I don't work for the National Enquirer. 409 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:34,502 I-I-I'm a serious reporter. 410 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:35,669 I report on abuses of power. 411 00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:38,872 -This is an abuse of power. -Linda, 412 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:41,875 there's no question that his behavior is disgusting. 413 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:45,212 It's Bill Clinton. No shit. But you said it yourself. 414 00:20:45,346 --> 00:20:47,014 It's not sexual harassment. 415 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,383 LINDA: Whatever the particular terminology, 416 00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,784 he's the chief executive, 417 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,052 and she's a kid barely out of school, 418 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,054 who lost her position in the White House. 419 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:57,558 Oh, a girl moved offices. Forgive me. 420 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:58,859 It's Iran-Contra all over again. 421 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:01,795 There's no quid pro quo. 422 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,297 He's not paying her off. 423 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,599 He's not getting her a job to keep her quiet. 424 00:21:08,369 --> 00:21:10,871 (phone ringing) 425 00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:12,973 -Did you check out the Macy's sale? -LINDA: Yes. 426 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,043 -It's a total dud. (chuckles) -(TV playing in background) 427 00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:19,313 Listen, I have something very important 428 00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,382 that I need to tell you. 429 00:21:21,515 --> 00:21:24,051 I was talking with a close friend who works 430 00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:25,419 at the White House. 431 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:28,255 -What friend? -Kate. 432 00:21:28,389 --> 00:21:29,823 -What's her last name? -Friedrich. 433 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,326 She's a major player in National Security. 434 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,728 -I don't think I know her. -You don't, but, 435 00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,064 um... she knows you. 436 00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:39,433 Kate's very plugged in. 437 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,436 She knows about all the hirings and firings in the West Wing. 438 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:44,004 So I thought, why don't I ask 439 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,340 about Monica's job prospects at the White House? 440 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:48,676 -I mean, you've been waiting so long. -What did she say? 441 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,243 (Linda sighs) 442 00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:52,245 I don't know how to tell you this. 443 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:53,614 Okay, Linda, you're freaking me out. 444 00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,282 There's a black mark on your name. 445 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:58,619 -What does that mean? -They know who you are. 446 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,121 Kate said, "Monica Lewinsky 447 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,023 will never get a job at the White House." 448 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,593 Okay, well, maybe you just misunderstood her, and may... 449 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:07,528 I just... I should just speak to, um, Betty, or... 450 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,196 She-she begged me not to say anything, 451 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,931 but she was very clear. 452 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,165 You're not coming back. 453 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:16,203 I just... I just talked to Betty, and she said 454 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,472 that he was working on bringing me back. I should... 455 00:22:18,606 --> 00:22:20,140 -I should have known. -You're right. 456 00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:21,975 Look, he owes you a job. 457 00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:24,378 And if it's not gonna be the White House, 458 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,380 he needs to find you one somewhere else. 459 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,215 How hard is it to tell the truth? 460 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,050 I've given them a million opportunities. 461 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,986 Monica, you know what? 462 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,923 You need to take advantage of this. 463 00:22:37,057 --> 00:22:39,460 Maybe Bill's friend Vernon Jordan can help. 464 00:22:39,593 --> 00:22:42,896 He's constantly doing favors fr everyone in the inner circle. 465 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,633 A phone call from Bill could gt you a great gig in New York. 466 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:47,568 -I hate them, Linda. -Monica, 467 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,002 -listen to me. -I fucking hate them. 468 00:22:49,136 --> 00:22:50,471 -You need to... -(click) 469 00:22:50,604 --> 00:22:51,739 Oh. 470 00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:53,741 -I can't tell you. -Okay. Very nice. 471 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,876 -(laughs) -It's so good. -(phone ringing) 472 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,918 Hello. 473 00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:07,921 MONICA: You said to my face that he would bring me back. 474 00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,524 Monica? I-I don't know what you're talking about. 475 00:23:10,658 --> 00:23:12,426 You're a liar. You're both liars. 476 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,596 I can fix this. We can fix this. I promise. 477 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:16,764 Stop it! Stop! 478 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,966 (click) 479 00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:29,409 (sighs) 480 00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:33,013 (phone ringing) 481 00:23:41,522 --> 00:23:43,691 BILL: Who the hell do you think you are? 482 00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:45,626 You know, Betty didn't come up out of the Jim Crow South 483 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,060 to work in the damn White House 484 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:48,562 to be yelled at by some fucking 24-year-old. 485 00:23:48,696 --> 00:23:51,298 She called me in tears. 486 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,534 She was devastated. I thought you were a good girl. 487 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:56,804 Are you kidding? 488 00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:58,071 I've been good. 489 00:23:58,205 --> 00:24:00,240 I've driven myself crazy trying to be good. 490 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:03,043 You are the one that promised me that Bob Nash would take care 491 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,745 of my job, and he didn't. 492 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,547 And then Marsha, you said, would take care of it. 493 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,582 And now all she's done is lie and be a bitch to me. 494 00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:11,384 Damn it, Monica. You swore you wouldn't cause trouble. 495 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:14,822 You know, if I'd known this is who you were, 496 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,389 I never would've gotten involved with you. 497 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:18,992 Fuck you. 498 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,561 You promised me I could come back to the White House. 499 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:23,330 Oh, for God's sake. All I think about is you and your job. 500 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,832 I'm obsessed with it. 501 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:27,400 My whole life has become about finding you a job. 502 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:30,838 Well, you won't have to deal with me anymore, so don't worry. 503 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:32,740 I won't call you, 504 00:24:32,873 --> 00:24:35,743 and I won't ever come to see you again because I'm leaving. 505 00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:38,145 I'm moving to New York. 506 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,981 That's a big move. 507 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:44,585 There's no point in staying here. 508 00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,454 Well... 509 00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:50,423 I think it's a great idea. 510 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,226 Do you, um...? 511 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,865 Could you maybe help me, you know, find something there? 512 00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,700 Of course. 513 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,334 I'll do anything I can. 514 00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,873 Um, maybe Vernon Jordan 515 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:08,041 could help me find something not in government. 516 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,343 I'll call him first thing tomorrow. 517 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:15,015 Are we friends? 518 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,554 Yeah. 519 00:25:20,688 --> 00:25:22,756 Okay. 520 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,393 If I leave here, I'll never see you again. 521 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:27,828 Oh, come on now. 522 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,830 That's not true. 523 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:32,833 -Oh, please. -It isn't. 524 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,568 Really? 525 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:36,169 Well, I-I'm gonna spend 526 00:25:36,303 --> 00:25:38,538 a lot of time in New York after I'm done here. 527 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,342 I don't think we're ever going to hang out in New York. 528 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:44,544 Of course we will. 529 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,048 Life is long, Monica. 530 00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:09,169 -(knocks) -VERNON: Come in. 531 00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,206 Yeah. 532 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:15,208 -Monica Lewinsky. (laughs) -Hi. 533 00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:16,777 -Such a pleasure to meet you. -No, it's my pleasure. 534 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,079 -It's my pleasure. Come on in. -Thank you. 535 00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:29,122 Oh. Oh, it's, uh... it's ostentatious, I know, 536 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:31,224 but this is D.C., and every man needs a wall. 537 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:33,293 Yours is maybe the most impressive that I've seen. 538 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,728 Yeah. Did you say "maybe"? 539 00:26:34,862 --> 00:26:36,630 -(both laugh) -No, please. 540 00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:39,032 Thank you. 541 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:47,574 Ah. Hmm. 542 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:50,543 Yeah, he was barely 30 when we met. 543 00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:52,880 And we recognized ourselves in each other. 544 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:56,483 We both grew up Southern and both grew up poor. 545 00:26:56,616 --> 00:27:00,320 Now, it's a tired old cliché, but I promise you, 546 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,156 the instant I first spoke to him, I said to myself, 547 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:05,959 "That man is going to be president one day." 548 00:27:09,196 --> 00:27:12,733 So, it's not often the president calls me directly 549 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:15,302 about a staffer's job search. 550 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:18,171 Well, you know the president. 551 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:20,107 He can be so generous and kind. 552 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,509 Hmm. 553 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,544 What'd you make of the West Wing when you worked there? 554 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:27,014 I loved it. 555 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,515 Abraham Lincoln used to walk around that place. 556 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,017 I mean, it has a glow. 557 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,185 You never take for granted working there. 558 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:34,855 Hmm. So, why'd you leave? 559 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:37,590 Evelyn Lieberman didn't like me very much. 560 00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:40,027 Oh, Evelyn. She, uh... she doesn't like me much either. 561 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,695 (Monica laughs) 562 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,031 Anyway, D.C. is great, but government work is just... 563 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:45,365 I don't think it's for me. 564 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,534 The bureaucracy at my level is crazy. 565 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:50,270 I can barely smile without 13 people approving it. 566 00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,105 -(laughs) -And I, um... 567 00:27:52,239 --> 00:27:54,541 You know, I was a... a psych major in college, 568 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:57,644 so human behavior has always been of great interest to me. 569 00:27:57,778 --> 00:28:02,049 So I think communications or PR would be where I should land. 570 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,051 And I'm not sure if he mentioned, 571 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,886 but I'm looking to move to New York. 572 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:09,389 Yes. Now, you know what's up there 573 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:12,059 with a big PR department? 574 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,061 Revlon. 575 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:16,964 And I just so happen to be on their board of directors. 576 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:21,234 I think a few strategically-placed calls could 577 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,236 shake loose an opening 578 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,405 for a bright young woman like you. 579 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,574 MONICA: It's so nice to meet 580 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,309 someone genuine in this town. 581 00:28:29,442 --> 00:28:31,078 I can see why you and the president are friends. 582 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,080 (Vernon laughs) 583 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,048 All right. 584 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:39,186 If you see him, will you give him a hug for me? 585 00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:42,255 (laughs) Yeah, I don't usually hug other men. 586 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,792 You take care of yourself, Monica. 587 00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:58,371 LINDA: So, how'd it go? 588 00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:00,440 MONICA: You should see his office, Linda. 589 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,843 He has a picture with every president ever. 590 00:29:02,976 --> 00:29:05,012 He's a very powerful man. Did he offer to help? 591 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:07,014 He said he'd call Revlon and put in 592 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:08,448 a good word with the PR department. 593 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,450 -Well, that's something. -(laughs) 594 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,853 -Did you tell Bill? -No, not yet. 595 00:29:12,986 --> 00:29:15,288 Why not? He needs to follow up with Vernon 596 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,890 immediately. He owes you this job. 597 00:29:17,024 --> 00:29:18,625 I know, Linda. I got it. 598 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,393 I always thought I'd be good in PR. 599 00:29:20,527 --> 00:29:22,562 -Really? -Well, I have some 600 00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:24,898 very good friends in PR at ABC, NBC, all the networks. 601 00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:26,299 Then you should 602 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,135 -work in PR, girl. -Well, 603 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:30,070 there are never any positions in my level. 604 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:32,940 (line ringing) 605 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:36,709 LINDA: Any news on 606 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:38,311 -the job front? -Ugh, no, but 607 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,313 I just got back from the mall, and I bought you a mixtape 608 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,149 to kick-start your workout plan. 609 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,717 I think you'll like it 'cause it's songs from your generatio. 610 00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:46,719 What songs? 611 00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,421 -"Heard it Through the Grapevine." -Okay. 612 00:29:48,555 --> 00:29:49,923 "Stop! In the Name of Love." 613 00:29:50,057 --> 00:29:52,559 -Okay. -* Who put the bomp * 614 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:54,661 * In the bomp, she-bomp, she-bomp? * 615 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,329 Do you like any of those songs? 616 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:57,797 No, Monica, I don't. 617 00:29:58,398 --> 00:30:00,633 (phone ringing) 618 00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:04,537 (phone ringing) 619 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:08,175 Hello. 620 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,677 -Hey, what's happening? -(laughs) 621 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,346 You mean in the hour since I saw you? Nothing. 622 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,348 Just my hellacious commute. 623 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,984 Ugh. I'm sorry. 624 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,720 (line ringing) 625 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,290 LINDA: Did you hear from Revlon? 626 00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:25,859 -Of course not. It's probably not gonna happen. -Well, 627 00:30:25,993 --> 00:30:27,861 then, Monica, you have to call the big creep 628 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,096 and hold his feet to the fire. 629 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,530 I know. I'll try. It's just, 630 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,165 he's been hard to get on the phone these days. 631 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,836 (phone ringing) 632 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,040 (phone ringing) 633 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:42,275 -Hi. -MONICA: Hi. How was your day? 634 00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:43,543 -Well, I don't know. -(phone chimes) 635 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,644 Hold on. I'm getting another call. 636 00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:45,879 Call me back. 637 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:46,980 MONICA: I'm so hungry, 638 00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:48,381 -I could die. -Well, tomorrow 639 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:49,716 is bananas and milk, right? 640 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,218 Ugh. Yes. 641 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,485 Well, if you can get by banana/milk day, 642 00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:54,154 boy, have you got this thing licked. 643 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,789 Then isn't it two straight days of beets? 644 00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,959 Oh, I'm off beets. I won't do beets. 645 00:30:59,092 --> 00:31:00,693 (phone ringing) 646 00:31:02,963 --> 00:31:04,397 ALLISON: Mom, we need two lines. 647 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,733 -No one can call me anymore. -(phone ringing) 648 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,236 Monica. I was just about to call you. 649 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,071 Fucking Monica again. 650 00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:13,006 -Language, Allison. -Mm. 651 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:14,741 MONICA: I don't believe for one second 652 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,243 -he's not having an affair. -LINDA: Who do you think 653 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,511 -he's seeing? -Uh, Debbie the stewardess. 654 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:19,679 And of course there's Streisand. 655 00:31:19,812 --> 00:31:22,082 She gets prettier as she gets older. 656 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:23,383 I don't think so. 657 00:31:24,651 --> 00:31:25,919 MONICA: I just keep calling, and she says 658 00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:26,920 that he's working, but I know 659 00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,355 that's not true. 660 00:31:28,488 --> 00:31:30,557 It's a good thing you're a glutton for punishment. 661 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:34,394 (Linda and Monica speaking indistinctly) 662 00:31:36,829 --> 00:31:38,999 LINDA: ...for the time being, yes. 663 00:31:39,132 --> 00:31:41,001 MONICA: Ugh. 664 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,369 I'm exhausted. I'm gonna go to bed. 665 00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:45,005 You said that 15 minutes ago. 666 00:31:45,138 --> 00:31:47,007 I know, but now I'm really gonna go to bed. 667 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:49,676 -Okay. -(sighs) 668 00:31:49,809 --> 00:31:51,844 -Go to bed. -Oy vey. 669 00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,380 I have to be up so early. 670 00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:55,382 (TV playing quietly) 671 00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:58,785 Oh, my God, I have to go to sleep. 672 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:01,254 Me, too. Me, too. 673 00:32:03,856 --> 00:32:06,093 -Linda? -Yeah. 674 00:32:08,195 --> 00:32:10,130 This all has to end. 675 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:13,433 (sighs) It really does. 676 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,303 (line ringing) 677 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,704 LINDA: Monica. 678 00:32:17,837 --> 00:32:20,140 -(groans) -What's wrong? 679 00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:22,209 Out of nowhere, I get a call from Bill Richardson. 680 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:23,977 He's our ambassador for the United Nations. 681 00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:25,378 Uh, I know. (scoffs) 682 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,747 -Are you serious? -He heard I was looking 683 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,383 for a job in New York, and he wants to sit down with me. 684 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:32,585 About working on his U.N. staff? 685 00:32:32,719 --> 00:32:35,088 Well, that's fabulous. 686 00:32:35,222 --> 00:32:36,589 I want to work at Revlon. 687 00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:38,058 What happened to that? 688 00:32:38,191 --> 00:32:40,560 Maybe Revlon's a no-go. This is even better. 689 00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:42,996 No, it's not. It'll be like working at the Pentagon, 690 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:45,232 -but in New York. -Well, you can talk 691 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:46,599 to Bill Richardson about what you'd want to do there. 692 00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:48,235 That's like saying 693 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:50,670 if I walk into a nut store, I can say what nuts I want. 694 00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:52,672 Well, I don't want any nuts, and I don't fucking like nuts. 695 00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,674 So big fucking deal that I can have the nuts. 696 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:59,179 Monica, this is very positive. 697 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:01,514 Clearly the president made some calls. 698 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,250 Not to me. I didn't get a call. 699 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:05,185 (sighs) 700 00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:06,819 What's wrong? 701 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:12,025 Linda, you have no idea how hurt I am 702 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:13,860 that I am not going back to the White House. 703 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,462 Monica, 704 00:33:15,595 --> 00:33:18,131 I have listened to you for months. 705 00:33:18,265 --> 00:33:19,632 You're not happy. 706 00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:22,269 Take the job. 707 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,205 At least as a start. It'll get you to New York. 708 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:28,375 Linda, he won't even see me when I'm in the same city 709 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:30,710 as him, and he-he says that it'll be better 710 00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:32,612 when he's out of office and tht we're going to get together 711 00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:34,881 in New York, but he is full of shit. 712 00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:36,783 And on the tiny chance that he is not full of shit, 713 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:38,385 well, then, great. 714 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,520 I have to wait two years to see him. 715 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,323 Linda, I don't want to go. 716 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,126 -(buzzer sounds on phone) -(sighs) 717 00:33:46,259 --> 00:33:47,560 Oh, great. That's my pizza. 718 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:49,129 I'm a wreck. I got to go. 719 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,714 (TV playing quietly) 720 00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:20,260 (sighs) 721 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:21,528 What is this? 722 00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:23,896 (sighs) 723 00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:31,671 (sighs) 724 00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:35,875 (phone ringing) 725 00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:37,344 (groans) 726 00:34:38,345 --> 00:34:40,580 (sighs) 727 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:47,287 Hello. 728 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:49,889 MONICA: Guess what. He called. 729 00:34:50,022 --> 00:34:52,392 Oh. Great. 730 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:55,061 Yeah, and he was so nice, and he said 731 00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:57,130 I don't have to take the U.N. job and that 732 00:34:57,264 --> 00:34:59,132 Bill Richardson is just a good person for me to know 733 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,368 and that he's going to call Vernon and see 734 00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:02,802 what's going on on his end. 735 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,537 So I feel so much better. 736 00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:07,407 (sighs) No, I know. I just need to make peace with New York. 737 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,642 I just get so freaked out at the idea of saying goodbye 738 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:11,110 to him. 739 00:35:11,244 --> 00:35:12,812 Do you think I should go to the Christmas party? 740 00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:14,747 Maybe I should ask Betty. 741 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:16,316 Oh, God, I owe Betty an apology, don't I? 742 00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:18,485 Why would you owe Betty anything? 743 00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:19,719 Because I was a nightmare. 744 00:35:19,852 --> 00:35:21,154 I mean, I can't believe 745 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:23,223 -I screamed at her. -You know what? 746 00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:24,224 Do what you want. 747 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:25,825 Okay. Why do you sound...? 748 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,260 Because, Monica, I've had it. 749 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:28,828 One minute, 750 00:35:28,961 --> 00:35:31,664 you're crying about getting a call from our U.N. ambassador 751 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:33,266 and saying how much these terrible people have hurt you. 752 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,435 And the next minute, you're ecstatic 753 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:37,170 and saying you owe Betty an apology. 754 00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:39,172 -Why are you being so intense? -Do me a favor. 755 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:42,242 Take your delirium and your incessant phone calls 756 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,912 and this whole sick situation and foist it on someone else. 757 00:35:46,045 --> 00:35:47,847 Your mom, your friends, not me. 758 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,682 Linda, what is going...? 759 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:51,918 (dial tone) 760 00:35:58,658 --> 00:35:59,859 (microwave whirring) 761 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:02,862 (phone ringing) 762 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:05,698 MONICA: Linda, I know you're listening to this. 763 00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:07,700 -I'm still not sure why you're so mad at me. -(ding) 764 00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:10,136 Can you please pick up? You've met me, right? 765 00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:11,704 You know I'm just going to keep calling. 766 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:15,208 -(click, beep) -LUCIANNE: Linda, it's Luciann. 767 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:18,611 -What's going on? Don't keep me waiting. -(beep) 768 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,917 (muttering) 769 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:27,520 No. 770 00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:31,524 (sighs) 771 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,877 (typing) 772 00:36:52,812 --> 00:36:55,248 (phone ringing) 773 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:56,249 Ken Bacon's office. 774 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:58,651 It's me. 775 00:36:58,785 --> 00:37:00,920 Linda, I'm so glad you called. 776 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,255 (whispering): Why are you whispering? 777 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:03,923 Oh, uh, because I got in trouble earlier 778 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,826 -for making a personal call. -Is no amount 779 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,595 of hard work enough for these people? 780 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,096 I know. Uh, Linda, 781 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:11,931 I've been worried about you. I haven't seen you. 782 00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:13,933 I took a sick day. 783 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:17,270 -Are you sick? -No. 784 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,738 Oh. 785 00:37:21,908 --> 00:37:23,843 I have to apologize. 786 00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:25,278 You really don't need to. 787 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:27,013 No. No, I overreacted. 788 00:37:27,146 --> 00:37:29,682 I've been a terrible friend. 789 00:37:29,816 --> 00:37:31,851 If you want to apologize to Betty, you should. 790 00:37:31,984 --> 00:37:33,786 I already did. You-you don't have to. It's okay. 791 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,156 My behavior has been unacceptable, Monica. 792 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,727 I am such an awful person. 793 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:42,495 Linda, it's fine. 794 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:45,398 (sighs) 795 00:37:45,532 --> 00:37:47,600 I have something to confess. 796 00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:53,039 I lost three pounds. 797 00:37:53,172 --> 00:37:54,307 What? 798 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:55,975 Oh, my God. 799 00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,544 I am so proud of you. 800 00:37:57,677 --> 00:37:58,811 You want to come over and raid my fat closet? 801 00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:00,046 (laughs) 802 00:38:00,179 --> 00:38:02,482 -All right. Well, I got to go. -Okay. 803 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,684 -Okay, bye-bye. -Bye. 804 00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:13,225 You would look so nice in this DKNY. 805 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,994 And this Banana blazer is a must. 806 00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:17,497 I love them, but I-I really can't. 807 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:20,199 Oh, please. They're yours. Stop it. 808 00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,670 Oh, Linda, maybe on a date? 809 00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:26,005 Oh, Monica, please. 810 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:28,007 (scoffs) Okay, fine. Your birthday. 811 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,677 I've told you a million times I don't do birthdays. 812 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:33,179 -Birthdays are for children. -Ugh, I don't get it. 813 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:35,515 Did you have a bad experience in childhood or something? 814 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:37,784 I'm German. You have to bake the cake yourself. 815 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:41,187 -God, you-you're a mess. -Okay, I didn't know 816 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,855 -you were gonna come over. -I mean, really, Monica. 817 00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,524 Hangers were invented for a reason. 818 00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:46,192 Oh, my God, do not touch that. 819 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,795 Will you relax? I've handled dirty clothing before. 820 00:38:48,928 --> 00:38:53,900 No. Um, this blue dress is, um-- it's really, really dirty. 821 00:38:54,901 --> 00:38:56,769 Uh, you've lost me. (chuckles) 822 00:38:56,903 --> 00:38:59,572 I wore it the last time I saw Bill. 823 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:09,382 -Is that...? -So gross, right? 824 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:12,385 How did that even get on there? I thought you said 825 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:14,887 -he never completed. -Okay. (laughs) 826 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,057 Our first time together after the election, he was... 827 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:21,728 so excited to see me that he, you know... he finished. 828 00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:23,396 But I didn't even notice. I mean, no one did. 829 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:25,565 I went out to dinner that night with friends. 830 00:39:25,698 --> 00:39:27,734 When I got back home, I changed. 831 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:30,236 And I, uh, assumed it was guacamole. 832 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,971 And then I realized... 833 00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:33,740 Are you saving it? 834 00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:36,242 What? No. Ew. Don't be disgusting. I just 835 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:37,844 haven't gotten any of those clothes dry-cleaned 836 00:39:37,977 --> 00:39:39,912 'cause I haven't needed to wear them. What? Do you get 837 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:41,748 your clothes dry-cleaned, like, every day? 838 00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:44,417 -I just... I use Dryel. -It's so late. 839 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:45,885 Want to just stay over? 840 00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:49,756 -Sure. -Okay, good. 841 00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:51,758 -(chuckles) -Let's get some snacks. 842 00:39:51,891 --> 00:39:53,893 (sighs) 843 00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:59,866 -MONICA: Have you ever smoked pot? -LINDA: No. 844 00:39:59,999 --> 00:40:01,367 Um, worst date you've ever been on. 845 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:04,937 Oh, God. I don't know. 846 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:07,039 -You have to. -I've been on one date. 847 00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:08,541 It lasted 25 years, 848 00:40:08,675 --> 00:40:10,209 and the short fuck stopped paying alimony. 849 00:40:10,342 --> 00:40:12,378 (both laugh) 850 00:40:12,512 --> 00:40:16,883 What's yours? Oh, was it that, um, awful guy 851 00:40:17,016 --> 00:40:19,351 -from the Georgetown party? -Oh, no. He was okay. 852 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:21,721 I mean, he was way too into swing dancing, 853 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:25,458 but he took me to a nice bistro, so... (laughs) 854 00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:28,060 -Was it the teacher? -Andy wasn't a teacher. 855 00:40:28,194 --> 00:40:29,629 He was the drama tech guy. 856 00:40:29,762 --> 00:40:31,063 He was employed by your high school. 857 00:40:31,197 --> 00:40:32,565 -Yeah. -So a teacher. 858 00:40:32,699 --> 00:40:36,402 But youngish. Like, 24. I don't know. 859 00:40:36,536 --> 00:40:37,804 He didn't seem like a teacher. 860 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:40,072 Linda, you have to understand, 861 00:40:40,206 --> 00:40:42,141 high school for me was... 862 00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:45,545 I mean, whenever I liked a guy, he never liked me back. 863 00:40:45,678 --> 00:40:48,214 Always, always, he liked one of my friends instead. 864 00:40:48,347 --> 00:40:50,249 My mom kept saying, 865 00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:53,385 "You know, you're a late bloomer. Don't worry." 866 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,822 But it sucked to not be seeing anyone, 867 00:40:55,955 --> 00:40:59,492 so I... I got really into the drama club, 868 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:01,160 which, by the way, Beverly is no joke. 869 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,596 Like, it is an elite theater program. 870 00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:06,165 -Oh, I'm sure. -And I started helping out 871 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:09,135 with the costumes, and that's how I met Andy. 872 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,171 I didn't really pay attention to him at first 'cause I knew 873 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,574 -he'd had sex with one of my friends. -A student? 874 00:41:14,707 --> 00:41:16,676 -Yeah, but then, um... -(scoffs) 875 00:41:16,809 --> 00:41:20,346 during tech week for West Side Story, 876 00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:23,015 he really started to focus on me. 877 00:41:23,149 --> 00:41:27,486 And he had these incredible blue eyes, and he was so smart. 878 00:41:28,721 --> 00:41:31,858 He, um... he played me the original cast recording 879 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:35,027 of Les Mis in his car. 880 00:41:35,161 --> 00:41:39,098 He explained the whole show to me, and he had read the novel. 881 00:41:39,231 --> 00:41:42,301 And he talked to me about how it was different, and then, 882 00:41:42,434 --> 00:41:48,040 one afternoon, he... he even brought me his paperback 883 00:41:48,174 --> 00:41:50,376 and said that it... 884 00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,378 you know, it had been his, but it was mine now. 885 00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:56,849 Linda, no one had ever taken an interest in me like that. 886 00:41:58,685 --> 00:42:02,722 I fell completely, obsessively in love with him. 887 00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:04,724 And then it... it all just got so chaotic. 888 00:42:04,857 --> 00:42:07,326 What do you mean? 889 00:42:07,459 --> 00:42:09,729 I found out he was engaged. 890 00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:11,898 Suddenly it was an affair. 891 00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:13,900 Oh, God. 892 00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:15,968 I couldn't stop it. 893 00:42:16,102 --> 00:42:18,204 I lost my virginity to him. 894 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:22,074 I guess, technically, I... 895 00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,744 lost it to a camp counselor when I was 14, 896 00:42:24,877 --> 00:42:26,746 but I guess it doesn't count 897 00:42:26,879 --> 00:42:28,748 because I said "No" and he pulled out. 898 00:42:28,881 --> 00:42:30,683 Monica, what? 899 00:42:30,817 --> 00:42:32,785 I really thought he loved me. 900 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,922 Then it all just got really messy. 901 00:42:36,055 --> 00:42:38,424 I mean, he had a baby with his wife, 902 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:40,526 and he told me to make friends with her 903 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,194 because that would make it easier 904 00:42:42,328 --> 00:42:43,663 for him to have me around. 905 00:42:43,796 --> 00:42:46,032 -That's sick. -But I did it. 906 00:42:46,165 --> 00:42:49,501 I did anything that he wanted. 907 00:42:49,636 --> 00:42:51,838 When it was time to start looking at colleges, 908 00:42:51,971 --> 00:42:53,873 he told me to check out Portland. 909 00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:55,875 So I chose a school in Portland. 910 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:59,278 And then, a year later, when he had to leave L.A. 911 00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,848 because he had fucked one too many students, 912 00:43:01,981 --> 00:43:04,016 -guess where he moved his family. -No. 913 00:43:04,150 --> 00:43:06,452 I'd been really happy there. 914 00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:10,122 I loved my college, and I was even dating a little, 915 00:43:10,256 --> 00:43:11,624 and then there was Andy, 916 00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:14,460 just back at the center of my universe. 917 00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:16,829 I mean, it was like without him I was nothing. 918 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:21,367 What can I say? It was my most significant relationship. 919 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,535 Till Bill. 920 00:43:24,671 --> 00:43:26,538 I guess maybe 921 00:43:26,673 --> 00:43:29,308 they put something in my head, like this is all I deserve. 922 00:43:29,441 --> 00:43:31,543 Ugh. 923 00:43:34,947 --> 00:43:37,149 SUZANNE SOMERS (on TV): I used to do aerobics till I dropped. 924 00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:38,818 Then I found ThighMaster. 925 00:43:38,951 --> 00:43:41,253 Every single time you squeeze ThighMaster, 926 00:43:41,387 --> 00:43:43,255 you strengthen and tone right where you need it, 927 00:43:43,389 --> 00:43:44,991 so it's easy to squeeze, 928 00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:47,827 squeeze your way to shapely hips and thighs. 929 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,596 WOMAN: I thought I'd never fit into these jeans again. 930 00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:52,431 Thank you, ThighMaster. 931 00:43:52,564 --> 00:43:54,667 MAN: I recommend it and use it. 932 00:43:54,801 --> 00:43:56,969 (Somers speaking indistinctly on TV) 933 00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:12,184 LINDA: I can't keep doing this. 934 00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:15,688 It's too much for me. I'm done. 935 00:44:15,822 --> 00:44:16,689 LUCIANNE: Are you sure 936 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:17,824 you have enough evidence? 937 00:44:19,225 --> 00:44:21,093 She has a blue dress from the Gap. 938 00:44:21,227 --> 00:44:23,095 She wore it to a radio address. 939 00:44:23,229 --> 00:44:25,197 Lucy, it's got his semen on it. 940 00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:28,034 She's saving it like a souvenir 941 00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:30,970 I can die now. I finally heard everything. I'm finished. 942 00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:32,471 Something needs to happen. 943 00:44:32,604 --> 00:44:33,539 Well, do the book. 944 00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:35,207 I can't wait for the book. 945 00:44:35,341 --> 00:44:36,809 This has to end. 946 00:44:36,943 --> 00:44:38,144 It needs to come out. 947 00:44:38,277 --> 00:44:39,712 If Isikoff still won't bite, 948 00:44:39,846 --> 00:44:41,380 I'll call Richard at Page Six. 949 00:44:41,513 --> 00:44:42,715 He'd die to put this in print. 950 00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:45,617 No. No. She can't see me going to a tabloid. 951 00:44:45,752 --> 00:44:47,653 Dear, we've talked about this. 952 00:44:47,787 --> 00:44:49,722 Well, things have changed. 953 00:44:49,856 --> 00:44:52,558 She has to think I was compelled. She has to know 954 00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:56,262 -I had no choice. -Okay, I get it. I get it. 955 00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:03,402 Paula Jones. 956 00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:05,738 Could she help me? 957 00:45:05,872 --> 00:45:07,740 Help you with what? 958 00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:09,441 Dating within your own bloodline? 959 00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:15,247 Her lawyers are calling character witnesses on Clinton. 960 00:45:15,381 --> 00:45:18,317 If they make me testify, this whole thing becomes public. 961 00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:19,752 I love it. 962 00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:21,253 I'll make a few phone calls. 963 00:45:21,387 --> 00:45:23,255 Monica can never find out. 964 00:45:23,389 --> 00:45:25,391 Okay, dear. 965 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:29,561 (phone ringing) 966 00:45:32,331 --> 00:45:34,867 Lucianne Goldberg, as I live and breathe. 967 00:45:35,001 --> 00:45:36,502 -To what do I owe this honor? -(copier beeps) 968 00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:40,239 Are you sitting down? 969 00:45:42,741 --> 00:45:44,777 RICHARD: You're not going to believe what I just heard. 970 00:45:44,911 --> 00:45:47,880 There's an intern in the Casa Blanca 971 00:45:48,014 --> 00:45:51,717 who indulges a certain lothario with oral sex in the pantry. 972 00:45:51,851 --> 00:45:53,786 There's a real witness who will testify to it. 973 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,455 -You're kidding. -(laughing): I kid you not. 974 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:57,957 What's her name? 975 00:45:58,090 --> 00:45:59,458 Linda Tripp's the name of the witness. 976 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:01,627 No, no, no. What's the intern's name? 977 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,364 Lewisky. Monica Lewisky. 978 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:08,300 -You have the number to the Jones lawyers? -Yeah. 979 00:46:08,434 --> 00:46:09,601 (beep) 980 00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:13,172 (line ringing) 981 00:46:17,443 --> 00:46:19,445 (typing) 982 00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:36,795 (sighs) 983 00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:44,236 -Mr. Bacon? -Ms. Lewinsky. 984 00:46:44,370 --> 00:46:46,405 (sighs) I'm here to inform you that, um, 985 00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:48,674 as of January 1st, I will no longer be available 986 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:50,576 to work for the Department of Defense. 987 00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:52,678 So the day has come. 988 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:54,680 I'm moving to New York City. 989 00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:57,183 Well, we'll be sad to lose you, Monica. 990 00:46:57,316 --> 00:46:59,551 What are you going to be doing in the Big Apple? 991 00:47:01,487 --> 00:47:04,323 Um, I'm going to move on with my life. 992 00:47:34,186 --> 00:47:36,188 * 993 00:47:51,370 --> 00:47:53,639 (doorbell rings) 994 00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:58,210 (sighs) 995 00:48:07,886 --> 00:48:10,322 Are you Ms. Linda Tripp? 996 00:48:10,456 --> 00:48:12,091 Uh-huh. 997 00:48:12,224 --> 00:48:13,993 This subpoena requires you to testify 998 00:48:14,126 --> 00:48:17,229 as a witness in Jones v. Clinton. 999 00:48:22,801 --> 00:48:24,870 -(knock at door) -(door opens) 1000 00:48:25,004 --> 00:48:28,207 Mr. President, the Jones team faxed over the witness list. 1001 00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:30,209 You have a moment to go over it? 1002 00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:32,945 -Sure. -Most of the names are what 1003 00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:35,614 we anticipated-- Willey, Flowers. 1004 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:39,418 The only one that didn't sound familiar was Monica Lewinsky. 1005 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,190 I looked into it. She was a White House intern. 1006 00:48:44,323 --> 00:48:46,592 Does that name sound familiar? 1007 00:48:48,527 --> 00:48:50,129 Because even if there's a small chance 1008 00:48:50,262 --> 00:48:53,465 that she or any of these women might pose a problem, 1009 00:48:53,599 --> 00:48:55,867 you can tell me. 1010 00:48:56,002 --> 00:48:59,305 We can still settle this. 1011 00:48:59,438 --> 00:49:01,673 We can make it all go away. 1012 00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:06,145 Bob, 1013 00:49:06,278 --> 00:49:08,780 do you think I'm fucking crazy? 1014 00:49:11,383 --> 00:49:13,385 Mr. President. 1015 00:49:43,315 --> 00:49:45,317 * 1016 00:50:15,347 --> 00:50:17,349 *