1 00:00:00,227 --> 00:00:02,273 [rain pattering] 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:09,802 [thunder rumbles in distance] 3 00:00:13,762 --> 00:00:16,069 [breath trembling] 4 00:00:16,243 --> 00:00:19,203 [breathes deeply] 5 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:24,817 [sniffles] 6 00:00:32,781 --> 00:00:34,305 [grunts softly] 7 00:00:43,357 --> 00:00:45,316 ♪ 8 00:00:54,673 --> 00:00:56,066 [exhales] 9 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:05,118 ♪ 10 00:01:05,292 --> 00:01:07,077 [exhales] 11 00:01:25,921 --> 00:01:28,315 [breathes shakily] 12 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,710 ♪ 13 00:01:35,192 --> 00:01:37,846 BARISTA: Grande nonfat latte for Monica. 14 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:40,240 Thanks. Uh, probably my last time. 15 00:01:40,414 --> 00:01:42,155 -I'm moving to New York next week. -Oh, my gosh, 16 00:01:42,329 --> 00:01:43,983 we'll miss you. 17 00:01:44,157 --> 00:01:45,115 [chuckles]: Bye. 18 00:01:46,377 --> 00:01:48,205 ["Beautiful Life" by Ace of Base playing] 19 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:50,468 ♪ It's a beautiful life♪ 20 00:01:50,642 --> 00:01:52,122 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh♪ 21 00:01:52,296 --> 00:01:53,645 ♪ It's a beautiful life...♪ 22 00:01:53,819 --> 00:01:55,299 INSTRUCTOR: All right. Here we go. Okay, ready? 23 00:01:55,473 --> 00:01:56,604 We'll start with our right foot. Good. 24 00:01:56,778 --> 00:01:58,171 ♪ It's a beautiful life...♪ 25 00:01:58,345 --> 00:02:00,956 One more each side. Really make it count. 26 00:02:01,131 --> 00:02:02,480 -Come on, Monica. -[whoops] 27 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,834 [sighs] 28 00:02:14,883 --> 00:02:16,798 LINDA: Where on God's green earth? 29 00:02:16,972 --> 00:02:18,757 I was working out. Jesus, Linda. 30 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,847 Your discipline-- you make me feel like a slob. 31 00:02:22,021 --> 00:02:23,805 Listen, can you do lunch in an hour? 32 00:02:23,979 --> 00:02:27,026 -I'm in the middle of packing. -Monica, I have good news. 33 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,984 I may have found a solution to our problem. 34 00:02:29,159 --> 00:02:30,943 -Really? -Let's meet in the food court, 35 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:32,684 Pentagon City. 36 00:03:01,408 --> 00:03:03,367 ♪ 37 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,641 [door opens] 38 00:03:17,685 --> 00:03:19,644 Subject's arrived. 39 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:22,124 Yeah. 40 00:03:22,299 --> 00:03:24,301 ♪ 41 00:03:31,786 --> 00:03:33,832 ♪ 42 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:38,489 Hi. 43 00:03:43,929 --> 00:03:45,191 Thank you. 44 00:03:59,988 --> 00:04:02,034 ♪ 45 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,877 ♪ 46 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:34,980 Miss Lewinsky, we're agents with the Federal Bureau 47 00:04:35,154 --> 00:04:37,330 of Investigation authorized by the attorney general 48 00:04:37,504 --> 00:04:39,767 to investigate crimes committed in relation to 49 00:04:39,941 --> 00:04:42,161 -the Paula Jones lawsuit. -Linda? 50 00:04:42,335 --> 00:04:43,858 FALLON: Miss Lewinski, you're in serious trouble. 51 00:04:44,032 --> 00:04:47,166 IRONS: And we just want to talk to you. 52 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:50,212 I-I can't talk to you without my attorney. 53 00:04:50,387 --> 00:04:52,171 IRONS: That's fine, but you should know 54 00:04:52,345 --> 00:04:54,652 in that case, you may not be able to help yourself. 55 00:04:54,826 --> 00:04:56,871 Monica, they did the same thing to me. 56 00:04:57,045 --> 00:04:58,917 This is for your own good. 57 00:05:04,923 --> 00:05:06,838 IRONS: How about we speak somewhere more quiet? 58 00:05:14,628 --> 00:05:16,021 [elevator dings] 59 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,338 [doors squeak closed] 60 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,431 [breath trembles] 61 00:05:43,222 --> 00:05:45,311 ♪ 62 00:05:54,102 --> 00:05:56,061 [elevator dings] 63 00:06:13,905 --> 00:06:15,559 [beeps] 64 00:06:20,607 --> 00:06:22,000 [beeps] 65 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,353 ♪ 66 00:06:31,226 --> 00:06:35,405 Miss Lewinsky. Good afternoon. 67 00:06:37,842 --> 00:06:39,626 Monica, my name is Mike Emmick. 68 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,236 I'm with the office of the independent counsel, 69 00:06:41,411 --> 00:06:42,803 Kenneth Starr. 70 00:06:42,977 --> 00:06:44,675 [door closing] 71 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:48,330 Can we get her out of the room, please? 72 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:49,941 -I mean, come on. -No. 73 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,509 Make her stay and watch. 74 00:06:54,511 --> 00:06:58,428 I want that treacherous bitch to see what she's done to me. 75 00:07:02,736 --> 00:07:04,782 ♪ 76 00:07:14,182 --> 00:07:15,619 [alarm clock beeping] 77 00:07:16,663 --> 00:07:17,882 [beeping stops] 78 00:07:32,157 --> 00:07:34,464 TV NEWSMAN: ...money that the Clintons invested, um, 79 00:07:34,638 --> 00:07:37,423 in land with another couple, James and Susan McDougal, 80 00:07:37,597 --> 00:07:39,425 in 1978. 81 00:07:39,599 --> 00:07:42,863 The crux of it is, they had this land deal together... 82 00:07:43,037 --> 00:07:45,910 Allison, let's go. We're going to be late. 83 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,567 [blender whirring] 84 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,745 ♪ 85 00:08:03,971 --> 00:08:05,277 Morning. 86 00:08:12,806 --> 00:08:14,242 Uh, staples. 87 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:16,941 -It has a paper clip. -We use staples. 88 00:08:22,555 --> 00:08:24,775 [phone rings] 89 00:08:24,949 --> 00:08:27,778 Good morning. White House Counsel's Office. 90 00:08:27,952 --> 00:08:30,694 Yes, just one moment. I'll transfer you. 91 00:08:32,217 --> 00:08:35,046 [phone ringing] 92 00:08:38,092 --> 00:08:40,747 BERNIE: My dinner tonight, move it to 8:00. 93 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,619 Yes, Bernie, will do. 94 00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:45,056 Linda, can I ask you to mail these for me? 95 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:46,884 LINDA: Of course. 96 00:08:47,841 --> 00:08:49,800 BERNIE: Vince, are you seeing this? 97 00:08:53,847 --> 00:08:56,720 We're actually getting a day of good press. 98 00:08:56,894 --> 00:09:00,071 -They love Ruth. -Good pick. 99 00:09:01,289 --> 00:09:02,160 Are you all right? 100 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,728 [clicks tongue] 101 00:09:04,902 --> 00:09:07,948 We hit a home run for the president today. 102 00:09:08,122 --> 00:09:09,210 Stop worrying about the travel office. 103 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:11,561 Stop worrying about Whitewater. 104 00:09:27,881 --> 00:09:29,840 -[water running] -[lock clicks] 105 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,956 -Hello. -Good morning. 106 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,896 [scoffs] 107 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,072 Let me tell you one thing, Mrs. Bush would rather have 108 00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:30,988 been catheterized than used the communal ladies' room. 109 00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:33,381 I'm serious. What was she doing in there? 110 00:10:33,555 --> 00:10:35,035 Probably what everyone does. 111 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:36,863 -[scoffs] -You're so hard on them. 112 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,213 You only say that because your husband's a donor. 113 00:10:39,387 --> 00:10:41,694 Linda, her office is on this floor where... 114 00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:44,523 I have to stop you. Listen to what you just said. 115 00:10:44,697 --> 00:10:46,830 As though that's not unbelievably disturbing 116 00:10:47,004 --> 00:10:50,660 in itself-- the first lady's office in the West Wing. 117 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,575 Well, how else is she gonna get close enough to Vince? 118 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,840 -Oh, no. -A lot of people say it's true. 119 00:10:57,014 --> 00:10:58,755 Now, I'm in a position to know that 120 00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:00,582 Vince Foster is a man of integrity. 121 00:11:02,106 --> 00:11:05,675 If you'll excuse me, some of us have real jobs. 122 00:11:07,851 --> 00:11:10,157 COULTER [on TV]: It's breathtaking. 123 00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:13,813 -Your messages. -Oh, thank you. 124 00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:16,816 COULTER: ...saying what's incompetence and what's deliberate... 125 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,426 Need anything else? 126 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,254 COULTER: We all know how liberals 127 00:11:20,428 --> 00:11:22,692 over atThe Washington Post will spin it. 128 00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:26,173 But I keep saying, to anyone who will listen, 129 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:29,699 all roads lead to Hillary Rodham Clinton. 130 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:32,571 -Every time. Every single scandal... -Lunch? 131 00:11:32,745 --> 00:11:34,007 ...seems to have her fingerprints all over it. 132 00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:35,400 Of course. 133 00:11:37,837 --> 00:11:40,666 [soft piano music playing] 134 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,517 There you go. 135 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,825 [chuckles] 136 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:10,827 Thought maybe you could use a treat. 137 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,526 You're a kind person, Linda. 138 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:28,148 LINDA: Mr. Nussbaum and his wife will be dining 139 00:12:28,322 --> 00:12:30,890 with Estelle Parsons of TV's Roseanne. 140 00:12:31,064 --> 00:12:34,111 So you'll have two VIPs at the table. 141 00:12:34,285 --> 00:12:35,634 If you could... 142 00:12:36,983 --> 00:12:39,594 Excellent. Thank you, Carlo. 143 00:12:39,769 --> 00:12:41,771 It's always a pleasure working with you. 144 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,953 Well, I left some M&Ms on the tray. 145 00:12:50,127 --> 00:12:51,171 For you. 146 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:54,044 Oh. Thank you. 147 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,307 I'll be back. 148 00:13:11,713 --> 00:13:13,454 [elevator dings in distance] 149 00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:16,066 ♪ 150 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,165 [car approaching] 151 00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:30,167 [birds chirping] 152 00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:32,343 ♪ 153 00:13:47,488 --> 00:13:49,926 [brakes squeak] 154 00:13:51,928 --> 00:13:55,714 [breathes deeply] 155 00:14:03,983 --> 00:14:06,203 [exhales shakily] 156 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,830 [breathing heavily] 157 00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:43,153 ♪ 158 00:15:00,474 --> 00:15:03,521 ♪ 159 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,918 [exhales sharply] 160 00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:16,447 [gunshot] 161 00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:25,543 [drops keys] 162 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,077 A lot of money earned by our players in that first round. 163 00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,253 Let's see if they can keep it going in Double Jeopardy! 164 00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:43,474 [electronic blipping on TV] 165 00:15:43,648 --> 00:15:44,736 Here we go... 166 00:15:46,999 --> 00:15:49,784 -TV ANNOUNCER: CNN breaking news. -REPORTER: Good evening. 167 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,438 -[microwave beeping] -We've just gotten word 168 00:15:51,612 --> 00:15:53,701 that a body found in Fort Marcy Park is that 169 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,226 of Deputy White House Counsel Vincent Foster. 170 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,010 Early reports indicating that this appears 171 00:15:58,184 --> 00:15:59,533 to have been a suicide. 172 00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:01,361 It's a busy scene right now. 173 00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:03,407 Investigators have been here for about four hours. 174 00:16:03,581 --> 00:16:05,365 Of course, details are extremely vague. 175 00:16:05,539 --> 00:16:08,194 We'll update you as soon as we get some new news. 176 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,588 NEWSMAN: Thanks, Chris. Again, shocking news tonight, 177 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,546 with the apparent suicide of Deputy White House Counsel 178 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,200 Vince Foster. 179 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,680 Foster joined the Clinton administration 180 00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:17,290 just six months ago. 181 00:16:17,464 --> 00:16:19,075 -He was most recently linked... -LINDA: No. 182 00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:20,685 ...to the White House travel office investigation. 183 00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:25,255 ♪ 184 00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:29,433 [elevator dings] 185 00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,397 Good morning, gentlemen. 186 00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:39,921 Well, excuse me, but this is my office. 187 00:16:40,096 --> 00:16:40,966 BERNIE: Yeah, she's okay. 188 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,577 Thank you, excuse me. 189 00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:46,580 Linda, it's all just so awful. 190 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,104 Someone's going to want to talk to me. 191 00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:49,409 -You should take the day off. -Bernie, 192 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,150 I was the last one to see him alive. 193 00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:52,499 -Of course. -Excuse me, 194 00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:53,631 where are you taking that? 195 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,241 W-What is he doing with that? 196 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,590 -Linda. -Excuse me. 197 00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:57,983 -Sir? -BERNIE: Linda! 198 00:16:58,157 --> 00:16:59,506 Excuse me, I'm talking to you. 199 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,117 Who told you you could take that? 200 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,815 Bernie Nussbaum is who told me to take this. 201 00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:08,820 ♪ 202 00:17:16,697 --> 00:17:18,482 [ship horn blows in distance] 203 00:17:18,656 --> 00:17:20,049 [seagulls screeching] 204 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:22,225 [stroller rattling] 205 00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:25,924 [music playing faintly nearby] 206 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:35,238 Yeah, I finally got him to go down for a nap. 207 00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:37,501 He's been fussin' all day. 208 00:17:39,677 --> 00:17:41,766 Yeah, I got it. 209 00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:46,379 Well, what do you think? Steve sounded upset. 210 00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:47,989 I don't even think he read it. 211 00:17:48,164 --> 00:17:49,687 [keys jangle] 212 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,957 -I gotta go. -[keys drop] 213 00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:00,437 [phone beeps] 214 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,532 You okay? 215 00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:11,796 No, Paula, I'm not okay. Jesus. 216 00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:20,021 I finally get an audition. 217 00:18:20,196 --> 00:18:21,980 Finally start feeling good about being here. 218 00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:24,330 Well, this doesn't take away your audition. 219 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,115 Feeling like I won't have to spend my life at the airline-- 220 00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:27,464 God, how am I gonna go into work with this 221 00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:28,943 fucking thing floating around?! 222 00:18:29,118 --> 00:18:30,336 I never even heard of that magazine before. 223 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,685 I bet nobody even read it. 224 00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:33,209 Saying that my wife 225 00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:35,385 went into a hotel room with Bill Clinton. 226 00:18:35,559 --> 00:18:37,778 And then afterwards, you went and told his trooper 227 00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,040 you wanted to be his girlfriend. 228 00:18:39,215 --> 00:18:40,868 That is a lie and you know it. 229 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:43,219 You went up to the hotel room. That part wasn't a lie. 230 00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:44,698 How many times are we gonna talk about this? 231 00:18:44,872 --> 00:18:47,353 Everyone we know is gonna read this! 232 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,138 About my wife! 233 00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:51,227 Hey. Hey. 234 00:18:59,713 --> 00:19:01,715 We can fix this. 235 00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:04,109 We just got to show 'em what really happened. 236 00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:08,244 How? 237 00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:13,510 Deb knows a lawyer. He did her divorce. 238 00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:23,520 [door slams] 239 00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:34,357 So then, uh, what's the real story? 240 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:39,013 Well, I was working the registration desk 241 00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:41,929 for the Quality Management conference in Little Rock. 242 00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:44,758 Uh, Governor Clinton came through the lobby 243 00:19:44,932 --> 00:19:48,588 and one of his state troopers told me... 244 00:19:48,762 --> 00:19:50,764 "The governor would like to see you in his room." 245 00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:56,117 So I said, "Gosh, okay." And... 246 00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:59,164 I went up there. Then... 247 00:20:03,951 --> 00:20:08,260 Um, we were alone. Me and Clinton. 248 00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:10,480 And he said "hi" real friendly, 249 00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:12,395 uh, started complimenting me. 250 00:20:12,569 --> 00:20:14,919 Next thing I know, he's... 251 00:20:15,093 --> 00:20:17,530 getting real close, trying to kiss on me. 252 00:20:17,704 --> 00:20:21,273 So I went and sat on a sofa across the room, trying to... 253 00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:24,407 show him I'm not interested. 254 00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:26,191 But then... 255 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:31,109 He comes in, sits right by me and... 256 00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:36,506 That's... that's when I saw... 257 00:20:41,337 --> 00:20:43,034 Saw what? 258 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,257 He'd taken it out, his... 259 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,651 ...uh, his business, right-right out, 260 00:20:51,825 --> 00:20:53,784 right out in the air. 261 00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:55,873 Um... 262 00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:02,227 And then he asked me to kiss it. 263 00:21:05,186 --> 00:21:06,492 What'd you do? 264 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,668 I said no; I'm not that kind of girl. 265 00:21:08,842 --> 00:21:11,802 And he said "okay," and I walked right out. 266 00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:14,544 I'm from Lonoke. My daddy was a preacher. 267 00:21:14,718 --> 00:21:17,242 I am not going around to Quality Management conferences 268 00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,200 -giving out oral sex. -Okay. 269 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,507 -Roger that. -I am disgusted. 270 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,771 I am upset and I want an apology. 271 00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:28,862 W-Well, now, the magazine was clever about 272 00:21:29,036 --> 00:21:30,603 -avoiding your last name. -No, 273 00:21:30,777 --> 00:21:32,997 I want an apology from him. 274 00:21:33,171 --> 00:21:35,260 The president? 275 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:41,179 And we'd like a role on Designing Womenfor Steve. 276 00:21:41,353 --> 00:21:44,313 Yeah, I could be like a-a love interest for Delta Burke. 277 00:21:44,487 --> 00:21:46,271 You know? Maybe they could bring me back 278 00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:47,881 if the chemistry is good. 279 00:21:48,055 --> 00:21:50,710 I don't know if you saw the film Mystery Train, 280 00:21:50,884 --> 00:21:52,669 but Steve played the role of Elvis. 281 00:21:52,843 --> 00:21:55,715 He's a very talented actor and we know that 282 00:21:55,889 --> 00:21:57,935 the Clintons are friends with the couple that make that show. 283 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,808 Uh... o-okay. 284 00:22:01,982 --> 00:22:04,811 I suppose, uh, legally speaking, 285 00:22:04,985 --> 00:22:09,642 this is a, uh, women's harassment scenario. 286 00:22:09,816 --> 00:22:10,730 That's right. 287 00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:14,473 So, can you help us? 288 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,695 I ain't tough enough to sue the president of the United States. 289 00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:21,001 I'm gonna be honest with y'all about that, but... 290 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:24,091 maybe if we get some attention on you, 291 00:22:24,265 --> 00:22:26,659 his people'll settle quick to keep us quiet. 292 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,792 You all right with some attention? 293 00:22:34,058 --> 00:22:36,147 ♪ 294 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:40,325 Bernie, this has ruined his trip to the Ukraine. 295 00:22:40,499 --> 00:22:42,849 It's the Ukraine-- what's the best thing that could happen? 296 00:22:43,023 --> 00:22:44,851 Do you not see that we're paralyzed? 297 00:22:45,025 --> 00:22:46,766 We can't pass a bill. We can't even get a health care hearing. 298 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:47,854 BERNIE: Come on, George. 299 00:22:48,028 --> 00:22:49,290 We have one way out of this 300 00:22:49,465 --> 00:22:51,510 and you're telling him not to take it. 301 00:22:51,684 --> 00:22:53,425 I know you have an impressive 13 months of experience here 302 00:22:53,599 --> 00:22:55,253 in town, but, George, I lived through Watergate. 303 00:22:55,427 --> 00:22:56,515 Appointing an independent counsel 304 00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:58,256 is not a way out of anything. 305 00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:01,477 He did nothing wrong. We appoint one and this is over 306 00:23:01,651 --> 00:23:03,392 -in six months. -BERNIE: No, we appoint one, and that person 307 00:23:03,566 --> 00:23:05,916 is under enormous pressure to come up with something. 308 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:07,787 Whitewater will just be the beginning. 309 00:23:07,961 --> 00:23:09,310 They can't just... 310 00:23:09,485 --> 00:23:11,095 They will not stop until they find a crime. 311 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:13,619 Do you understand? They will not stop! 312 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:14,968 He appoints an independent counsel, 313 00:23:15,142 --> 00:23:16,840 it destroys his presidency. 314 00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:33,900 You hear that? 315 00:23:35,293 --> 00:23:38,514 If they appoint an independent counsel, I will have to testify. 316 00:23:38,688 --> 00:23:39,906 You'll be okay. 317 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,213 Oh, Kathleen, I saw them moving files. 318 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:43,910 So just say that. 319 00:23:44,084 --> 00:23:45,695 I'm in the eye of a hurricane. 320 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,698 What are you doing? 321 00:23:48,872 --> 00:23:50,308 They told me to restock the pens. 322 00:23:50,482 --> 00:23:53,050 Oh, God. Will you not just ask the president 323 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,618 -for a real job? -I don't know him that well. 324 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,707 -Oh... [scoffs] -I'm just a donor's wife. 325 00:23:57,881 --> 00:24:00,666 Oh, please. Every Monday I have to hear about 326 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,277 how you talked to him at some chichi fundraiser. 327 00:24:03,452 --> 00:24:05,802 While I've been sitting home alone, watching paint dry. 328 00:24:05,976 --> 00:24:08,979 Well, we've discussed this. You need to get back out there. 329 00:24:09,153 --> 00:24:11,372 Yeah, me at a singles bar. They'll be lining up. 330 00:24:11,547 --> 00:24:13,244 -You're so hard on yourself. -Well, I don't have time 331 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:14,593 with all the chaos here. 332 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:16,813 Bernie is a basket case, I need a lawyer, 333 00:24:16,987 --> 00:24:18,902 and you will not believe the meeting I just agreed to. 334 00:24:19,076 --> 00:24:20,469 What? 335 00:24:20,643 --> 00:24:22,296 Well, someone told me that the best way 336 00:24:22,471 --> 00:24:24,342 to protect myself is to write a book. 337 00:24:24,516 --> 00:24:27,345 Really? How exciting. 338 00:24:28,912 --> 00:24:31,349 It's strategic, Kathleen. 339 00:24:37,094 --> 00:24:41,315 I'm not going to that. Uh-uh. My client has a book party. 340 00:24:41,490 --> 00:24:44,362 Besides, last time I was in a room with Lady Bird Johnson, 341 00:24:44,536 --> 00:24:47,408 she tried to push me down a flight of stairs. Ha! 342 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:50,063 Did I say I didn't deserve it? [chuckles] 343 00:24:50,237 --> 00:24:51,369 Oh, gotta go. 344 00:24:51,543 --> 00:24:54,677 I think I see my 4:00. 345 00:24:55,721 --> 00:24:56,940 Ah. 346 00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:00,509 So... 347 00:25:03,555 --> 00:25:04,904 Was it murder? 348 00:25:05,078 --> 00:25:07,080 Oh, no. I have no reason to believe that. 349 00:25:07,254 --> 00:25:08,908 But he was sleeping with Hillary. 350 00:25:09,082 --> 00:25:11,737 Vince Foster was a faithful husband 351 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,739 who tragically committed suicide. 352 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,741 It was very sad. 353 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:19,528 Huh. You know, sad doesn't sell books. 354 00:25:19,702 --> 00:25:22,139 I'm sorry, ma'am, this is a nonsmoking section. 355 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,271 Oh, fantastic. 356 00:25:24,445 --> 00:25:27,927 The whole earth is becoming Berkeley, California. 357 00:25:28,101 --> 00:25:31,975 So, what can you give me? 358 00:25:32,149 --> 00:25:34,151 Well... 359 00:25:35,674 --> 00:25:36,893 There's the president. 360 00:25:37,067 --> 00:25:38,851 -Let me guess. -[Linda chuckles] 361 00:25:39,025 --> 00:25:40,418 There's this cute little blonde. 362 00:25:40,592 --> 00:25:42,681 She was a stewardess on his campaign plane 363 00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:44,814 and it appears that someone deemed that 364 00:25:44,988 --> 00:25:47,904 sufficient experience for a job in the West Wing. 365 00:25:48,078 --> 00:25:49,514 What's her name? 366 00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:54,214 If you're doing this, dear, you're doing it. 367 00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:55,520 That means names. 368 00:25:55,694 --> 00:25:57,783 -I can use a pseudonym. -Linda. 369 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:01,091 I sold Kitty Kelley books, till she went fucking nuts on me. 370 00:26:01,265 --> 00:26:04,137 Worst client I ever had, but she was big. 371 00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:07,837 Nancy Reagan, unauthorized; Liz Taylor, unauthorized. 372 00:26:08,011 --> 00:26:13,146 Everyone read those. Point is, I do big books. 373 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,975 Some little anonymous something that no one will care about? 374 00:26:16,149 --> 00:26:18,456 That's not why I'm here. 375 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:22,895 What I Saw in the White House by Linda Tripp. 376 00:26:23,069 --> 00:26:25,376 That's why I'm here. 377 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:30,468 -Thank you. -My job in the West Wing 378 00:26:30,642 --> 00:26:32,601 is very important to me. 379 00:26:34,254 --> 00:26:35,865 There's real money on the table. 380 00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:37,475 I'd be fired. 381 00:26:39,085 --> 00:26:40,565 I have two kids. 382 00:26:40,739 --> 00:26:43,046 I'm talking six figures if you strike now. 383 00:26:44,525 --> 00:26:45,701 Think about it. 384 00:26:47,703 --> 00:26:50,140 Though you should know, you're not my only meeting today. 385 00:26:50,314 --> 00:26:51,881 This week is CPAC. 386 00:26:52,055 --> 00:26:54,579 There's a whole horde of Clinton haters in town 387 00:26:54,753 --> 00:26:55,972 and they've all got a book. 388 00:26:56,146 --> 00:26:57,756 Bimbos, ex-troopers. 389 00:26:57,930 --> 00:26:59,715 Half of Arkansas is here. 390 00:26:59,889 --> 00:27:02,761 You might have noticed a certain Kmart spirit in the air. 391 00:27:02,935 --> 00:27:04,894 [both laugh] 392 00:27:05,068 --> 00:27:08,027 I live like I got nothing to lose, Linda. 393 00:27:08,201 --> 00:27:10,334 I recommend it. 394 00:27:16,209 --> 00:27:18,342 I've never even heard of this CPAC. 395 00:27:18,516 --> 00:27:20,083 Oh, it's big. 396 00:27:20,257 --> 00:27:21,824 Each year they gather the best conservative minds 397 00:27:21,998 --> 00:27:24,653 in the country to opine on the issues. 398 00:27:26,785 --> 00:27:28,831 [chuckles] 399 00:27:32,356 --> 00:27:34,358 ♪ 400 00:27:40,756 --> 00:27:42,235 Baby, did you bring the credit card? 401 00:27:42,409 --> 00:27:45,282 -Why? -'Cause we gotta buy all this shit. 402 00:27:47,676 --> 00:27:51,331 My client, Paula Jones, has come to Washington today 403 00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:55,248 to share what really happened on May 8, 1991, 404 00:27:55,422 --> 00:27:58,425 when Bill Clinton interrupted her workday 405 00:27:58,599 --> 00:28:00,427 and invited her to a private room. 406 00:28:00,601 --> 00:28:02,778 Today I can reveal that in that room, 407 00:28:02,952 --> 00:28:06,085 the governor made unwanted sexual advances, 408 00:28:06,259 --> 00:28:08,218 each of which Mrs. Jones rebuffed. 409 00:28:08,392 --> 00:28:10,046 Let me say, 410 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:13,745 she is not here today to satisfy any prurient interests. 411 00:28:13,919 --> 00:28:15,225 Out of respect for the first family 412 00:28:15,399 --> 00:28:17,096 and for what Mrs. Jones has been through, 413 00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:19,011 she will not be getting into any descriptions 414 00:28:19,185 --> 00:28:21,187 of what happened in the room. 415 00:28:21,361 --> 00:28:22,449 -What? -Wait a minute. 416 00:28:22,623 --> 00:28:23,929 -What? -What are we here for? 417 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,104 DANNY: Now I open the floor to questions. 418 00:28:25,278 --> 00:28:26,584 REPORTER 1: What happened? 419 00:28:26,758 --> 00:28:28,760 REPORTER 2: Did you have anything to drink? 420 00:28:28,934 --> 00:28:31,371 -DANNY: One at a time, please. -[microphone feedback] 421 00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,634 [chuckles nervously] 422 00:28:33,809 --> 00:28:35,201 REPORTER 1: Why did you wait to come forward? 423 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:37,247 REPORTER 2: Did you have anything to drink? 424 00:28:37,421 --> 00:28:38,727 -[others clamoring] -Did you have a good time with him? 425 00:28:38,901 --> 00:28:39,989 What happened in that room? I mean, 426 00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:41,338 that's what we're here for, right? 427 00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:43,079 REPORTER 3: Was there touching? 428 00:28:43,253 --> 00:28:46,386 -What did the governor do? -Bill Clinton... 429 00:28:47,605 --> 00:28:51,827 ...presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 430 00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:55,961 I would call it... sexual harassment. 431 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,615 Did he touch you? 432 00:28:57,789 --> 00:29:00,574 I will leave that-- I-I will not speak on that. 433 00:29:00,749 --> 00:29:02,272 Did he expose himself? 434 00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:05,101 -I can't speak on that. -Well, what can you tell us? 435 00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:12,282 It is wrong that... 436 00:29:12,456 --> 00:29:14,327 a woman can't not-- 437 00:29:14,501 --> 00:29:16,852 [clears throat] a woman can't work in the workplace, 438 00:29:17,026 --> 00:29:19,028 be harassed, um... 439 00:29:19,202 --> 00:29:20,681 by a figure that high. 440 00:29:20,856 --> 00:29:22,814 REPORTER 3: You say workplace, 441 00:29:22,988 --> 00:29:25,643 but you and the governor were in a private hotel room, correct? 442 00:29:27,036 --> 00:29:29,038 Why did you agree to go up there? 443 00:29:29,212 --> 00:29:31,344 I just thought the governor wants to see me. 444 00:29:31,518 --> 00:29:32,824 That-That's an honor. 445 00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:34,565 [laughter] 446 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:39,309 So you expected what? A meeting on state affairs? 447 00:29:39,483 --> 00:29:41,964 [laughter] 448 00:29:43,922 --> 00:29:46,359 Well, I don't know, but I-I know that he shouldn't 449 00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:48,535 have brought me up there for that and he needs 450 00:29:48,709 --> 00:29:51,451 to apologize for-for what he did. 451 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,714 You still haven't said what he did. 452 00:29:53,889 --> 00:29:57,240 He asked you to have sex with him, yes? 453 00:29:59,808 --> 00:30:02,549 -A type of sex. -Uh, what type? 454 00:30:02,723 --> 00:30:06,205 Just so I understand, we've all been called here 455 00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:07,859 to this big press conference about something 456 00:30:08,033 --> 00:30:09,513 Bill Clinton did to her, 457 00:30:09,687 --> 00:30:12,298 but she basically won't say a single thing he did. 458 00:30:12,472 --> 00:30:16,476 I-I appreciate your concern, but as I said, 459 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,739 Paula is not going to be giving a blow-by-blow. 460 00:30:18,914 --> 00:30:20,567 -[laughter] -Okay. Come on, now. 461 00:30:20,741 --> 00:30:23,483 All right, all right, enough, enough; I have a question. 462 00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:26,008 This sexual act he wanted, 463 00:30:26,182 --> 00:30:29,881 was it something that you could perform 464 00:30:30,055 --> 00:30:32,579 without taking your clothes off? 465 00:30:32,753 --> 00:30:34,581 -[laughter] -We're not getting into that. 466 00:30:34,755 --> 00:30:36,148 -Last few questions. -REPORTER: Did he expose himself? 467 00:30:36,322 --> 00:30:37,323 -Who paid your way here? -Did you vote for him? 468 00:30:37,497 --> 00:30:39,064 DANNY: One at a time. 469 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:41,023 I'll just be direct. 470 00:30:41,197 --> 00:30:44,853 Did the governor ask you to perform fellatio? 471 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,641 [quietly]: Um, what is fellatio? 472 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:52,164 [laughter] 473 00:30:52,338 --> 00:30:54,253 -Okay, no more questions. -Unbelievable. 474 00:30:54,427 --> 00:30:56,865 -Hold on a second. -[others clamoring] 475 00:30:57,039 --> 00:31:00,129 REPORTER: Wow. Nothing. Nothing. All right, then. 476 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,960 ♪ 477 00:31:17,146 --> 00:31:18,887 ["Gin and Juice" by Snoop Dogg playing] 478 00:31:19,061 --> 00:31:20,845 ♪ With so much drama in the LBC♪ 479 00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:23,282 ♪ It's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-double-G♪ 480 00:31:23,456 --> 00:31:24,370 ♪ But I, somehow...♪ 481 00:31:24,544 --> 00:31:27,373 Excuse me. Thank you. 482 00:31:27,547 --> 00:31:29,680 ♪ Like every single day, may I...♪ 483 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:31,595 Kathleen? 484 00:31:31,769 --> 00:31:33,205 Do you have lipstick? 485 00:31:33,379 --> 00:31:34,293 ♪ Make a few ends as I bre...♪ 486 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:36,948 Kathleen, what happened? 487 00:31:37,122 --> 00:31:38,384 I did what you said. 488 00:31:38,558 --> 00:31:42,214 -I asked Bill for a job. -And? 489 00:31:42,388 --> 00:31:44,086 And he kissed me. 490 00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:49,308 What did you do? 491 00:31:49,482 --> 00:31:51,658 It happened so fast. Suddenly his aide 492 00:31:51,832 --> 00:31:53,791 was knocking on the door we were up against. 493 00:31:53,965 --> 00:31:56,794 -Kathleen. -And then it-it stopped and I-I rushed out. 494 00:31:56,968 --> 00:31:58,927 -Through the Oval? -BERNIE: Linda. 495 00:31:59,101 --> 00:32:00,276 I need to speak with you. 496 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:05,934 [door closes] 497 00:32:09,241 --> 00:32:11,330 I'm handing in my resignation 498 00:32:11,504 --> 00:32:13,463 and I wanted to let you know that. 499 00:32:16,857 --> 00:32:18,816 What's going to happen to me? 500 00:32:21,558 --> 00:32:23,299 I don't know. 501 00:32:30,045 --> 00:32:32,482 -[door opens and closes] -[sighs] 502 00:32:34,484 --> 00:32:38,009 PAULA: ...presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner. 503 00:32:38,183 --> 00:32:42,013 I would call it... sexual harassment. 504 00:32:42,187 --> 00:32:43,884 -Oh, dear. -REPORTER: Did he touch you? 505 00:32:44,059 --> 00:32:45,669 -[scoffs] The hair. -[chuckles] 506 00:32:45,843 --> 00:32:48,063 I will not speak on that. 507 00:32:48,237 --> 00:32:50,543 -REPORTER 2: Did he expose himself? -I can't speak on that. 508 00:32:50,717 --> 00:32:53,459 -Coulter, who sent you this? -George Conway. 509 00:32:53,633 --> 00:32:55,157 You think she could be the one? 510 00:32:55,331 --> 00:32:57,637 -Certainly needs media training. -Don't care about media. 511 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,335 Just need her to sue. 512 00:32:59,509 --> 00:33:01,119 We want him under oath. 513 00:33:01,293 --> 00:33:02,381 Why? 514 00:33:02,555 --> 00:33:03,426 PAULA: ...in the workplace... 515 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,341 Because he's Bill Clinton. 516 00:33:05,515 --> 00:33:07,082 He'll lie. 517 00:33:07,256 --> 00:33:08,822 REPORTER: You say workplace, 518 00:33:08,997 --> 00:33:10,215 but you and the governor were in a private... 519 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,175 -Who is she working with? -That guy. 520 00:33:13,349 --> 00:33:15,960 PAULA: I just thought the governor wants to see me. 521 00:33:16,134 --> 00:33:18,223 Let's get her some real lawyers. 522 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,356 ♪ 523 00:33:24,186 --> 00:33:26,579 Good news: we have direct relationships 524 00:33:26,753 --> 00:33:28,190 with the president's lawyers. 525 00:33:28,364 --> 00:33:29,887 We're going to get you your apology. 526 00:33:31,628 --> 00:33:33,412 We can't tell you how much we appreciate y'all 527 00:33:33,586 --> 00:33:34,979 reaching out to take this over. 528 00:33:35,153 --> 00:33:36,502 Happy to help. 529 00:33:36,676 --> 00:33:38,374 Now, I have to tell you, 530 00:33:38,548 --> 00:33:40,550 they may not want to do this the easy way. 531 00:33:40,724 --> 00:33:44,032 In that case, we should be ready to go down a different path. 532 00:33:45,642 --> 00:33:48,166 -What kind of path? -Your sexual harassment claim 533 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,647 has a three-year statute of limitations. 534 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,867 That's this Friday, which means you have about 535 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:56,218 80 hours left to sue the president. 536 00:33:57,349 --> 00:34:00,048 Well, but I just want an apology. 537 00:34:00,222 --> 00:34:03,225 I know. I think, to get one, 538 00:34:03,399 --> 00:34:05,227 you might have to file a lawsuit. 539 00:34:05,401 --> 00:34:06,402 We're not afraid of that. 540 00:34:07,707 --> 00:34:12,669 Look, if they're smart, they'll settle. 541 00:34:15,672 --> 00:34:18,588 Before we talk to them, anything else we should know? 542 00:34:18,762 --> 00:34:21,852 I think Paula has been plenty open with us. 543 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:25,769 CAMMARATA: Oh, yeah, just-just curious if there's anything else. 544 00:34:27,162 --> 00:34:28,424 Like what? 545 00:34:31,731 --> 00:34:35,170 I can draw it, his... 546 00:34:35,344 --> 00:34:36,606 area. 547 00:34:53,318 --> 00:34:55,277 [Paula sighs] 548 00:34:55,451 --> 00:34:56,800 [pen scribbling] 549 00:34:56,974 --> 00:35:00,108 [inhales, grunts softly] 550 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,553 [clicks tongue] 551 00:35:12,772 --> 00:35:14,557 [Steve exhales] 552 00:35:27,352 --> 00:35:29,746 It takes a dramatic turn. 553 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,922 ♪ 554 00:35:38,058 --> 00:35:39,843 [whirring, grinding] 555 00:35:43,194 --> 00:35:44,500 [whirring stops] 556 00:35:44,674 --> 00:35:48,068 I have an idea about my situation. 557 00:35:48,243 --> 00:35:51,376 You want a job; I want to keep my job; 558 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:55,337 you have connections; I have experience-- so how about this? 559 00:35:55,511 --> 00:35:57,252 You get us a meeting with the incoming 560 00:35:57,426 --> 00:36:00,472 White House counsel and I tell them to hire us both. 561 00:36:00,646 --> 00:36:02,431 Package deal. 562 00:36:03,475 --> 00:36:05,564 Oh. That's a neat idea. 563 00:36:05,738 --> 00:36:07,784 [chuckles] 564 00:36:10,090 --> 00:36:11,875 [whirring resumes] 565 00:36:12,049 --> 00:36:14,399 My secretary Cheryl 566 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:17,097 tells me that you'd like to stay on 567 00:36:17,272 --> 00:36:19,709 in the counsel's office after we take over. 568 00:36:19,883 --> 00:36:21,493 Is that correct? 569 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:22,842 I bet it's been wonderful 570 00:36:23,016 --> 00:36:24,496 working for dear Bernie Nussbaum. 571 00:36:24,670 --> 00:36:26,672 Mr. Cutler, first of all, let me say thank you 572 00:36:26,846 --> 00:36:27,934 for meeting with us. 573 00:36:28,108 --> 00:36:29,588 Now, a little bit about me. 574 00:36:29,762 --> 00:36:31,808 I'm a multi-decade veteran 575 00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:33,766 of the civil service, having worked at the highest levels 576 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:37,292 of the executive and military, including a stint at Fort Bragg, 577 00:36:37,466 --> 00:36:40,599 during which I had top secret clearance working for a division 578 00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:43,123 of the Army so classified, it technically doesn't exist. 579 00:36:43,298 --> 00:36:45,300 So Delta Force. 580 00:36:47,127 --> 00:36:49,173 I can neither confirm nor deny. 581 00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:52,655 -[chuckles] -But what I can say is this, 582 00:36:52,829 --> 00:36:55,484 Kathleen and I will ensure that the counsel's office 583 00:36:55,658 --> 00:36:59,270 undergoes a seamless changeover from Mr. Nussbaum to you. 584 00:36:59,444 --> 00:37:01,403 Why is it you want to stay? 585 00:37:01,577 --> 00:37:05,798 Well, we feel-- we both feel that we can be very helpful. 586 00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:08,410 We possess institutional knowledge. 587 00:37:08,584 --> 00:37:10,020 I was speaking to my former colleague 588 00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,022 James Schaefer recently. 589 00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:13,676 I'm sure you know James. 590 00:37:15,895 --> 00:37:19,159 Well, under President Bush, James was special assistant 591 00:37:19,334 --> 00:37:21,597 to the deputy assistant for Public Liaison, 592 00:37:21,771 --> 00:37:24,730 working alongside my dear friend Tony Snow, 593 00:37:24,904 --> 00:37:27,298 with whom I imagine you are familiar. 594 00:37:27,472 --> 00:37:30,388 Tony Snow from Rush Limbaugh? 595 00:37:31,737 --> 00:37:34,827 James pointed out that one of my strengths 596 00:37:35,001 --> 00:37:37,177 is my high level of comfort in the West Wing environment. 597 00:37:37,352 --> 00:37:40,529 I can help you navigate the, uh, complex, 598 00:37:40,703 --> 00:37:42,835 difficult personalities of this administration-- 599 00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:45,490 and fingers crossed-- we'll have a little less turbulence 600 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:46,883 under your leadership. 601 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,277 I don't know if you know Mr. Nussbaum, 602 00:37:49,451 --> 00:37:52,541 but he's not always the most organized. 603 00:37:56,022 --> 00:37:58,329 Bernie's a wonderful lawyer. 604 00:37:58,503 --> 00:38:00,679 Oh, of course, absolutely. 605 00:38:00,853 --> 00:38:02,942 I always thought he was so nice. 606 00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:04,683 Kathleen would drop in to our suite on occasion. 607 00:38:04,857 --> 00:38:08,687 Oh, Lloyd, we should get back. You have that call. 608 00:38:08,861 --> 00:38:11,995 -Sorry to have to wrap up. -Uh, not at all. 609 00:38:12,169 --> 00:38:14,432 Is there anything else that would be helpful to know? 610 00:38:14,606 --> 00:38:17,566 We'll certainly do our best. 611 00:38:21,787 --> 00:38:23,746 ♪ 612 00:38:26,836 --> 00:38:31,014 That you'd made a drawing or the president's genital area 613 00:38:31,188 --> 00:38:33,538 certainly gave his lawyers pause. 614 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,497 CAMMARATA: Very helpful. 615 00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:42,982 But ultimately, talking to them even late into last night, 616 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:45,202 we can't come to terms. 617 00:38:50,642 --> 00:38:55,212 So, Paula, we're down to our last few hours. 618 00:38:55,386 --> 00:38:57,083 You have a decision to make. 619 00:38:57,257 --> 00:39:00,565 Is there anything in your past you don't want coming out? 620 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:04,134 Anything at all? Because it will. 621 00:39:05,396 --> 00:39:06,702 There's nothing. 622 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,532 [clears throat softly] 623 00:39:14,579 --> 00:39:15,667 Baby girl. 624 00:39:15,841 --> 00:39:17,887 I love you. 625 00:39:27,984 --> 00:39:29,246 I love you, too. 626 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:35,252 [sighs] 627 00:39:36,688 --> 00:39:38,951 [inhales deeply] 628 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:41,258 I can't let him get away with it. 629 00:39:41,432 --> 00:39:45,567 Today we filed a complaint with the United States District Court 630 00:39:45,741 --> 00:39:49,092 on behalf of Paula Corbin Jones, 631 00:39:49,266 --> 00:39:52,878 charging William Clinton with sexual harassment and violation 632 00:39:53,052 --> 00:39:55,794 of her equal protection and due process rights. 633 00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:58,406 This case will be tried in the courtroom 634 00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:00,930 and not in the media. Thank you. 635 00:40:01,104 --> 00:40:03,280 You're two distinguished D.C. lawyers-- who connected you 636 00:40:03,454 --> 00:40:04,847 to Paula Jones? 637 00:40:05,021 --> 00:40:07,502 How did you end up here in Arkansas? 638 00:40:07,676 --> 00:40:09,547 We took a plane. 639 00:40:10,548 --> 00:40:12,463 What is your next step? What are you expecting the president 640 00:40:12,637 --> 00:40:13,682 -to say? Sir! 641 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:29,567 What is this? Where's Leslie? 642 00:40:29,741 --> 00:40:32,396 You just missed her. She left early. 643 00:40:36,748 --> 00:40:38,533 -Leslie. -Oh. 644 00:40:38,707 --> 00:40:41,536 -Linda, you scared me. -What is this? 645 00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:44,452 -It's a promotion. -It's the Pentagon. 646 00:40:44,626 --> 00:40:46,366 I've been in this system 22 years. 647 00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:49,718 Moving from the White House to the Pentagon is not a promotion. 648 00:40:49,892 --> 00:40:53,199 It's a $20,000-a-year raise and you'll be in Public Affairs. 649 00:40:53,373 --> 00:40:55,288 You'll be putting this on hold while I get to the bottom of it. 650 00:40:55,463 --> 00:40:56,681 I need to speak to Lloyd Cutler again. 651 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,378 If this is about Kathleen, 652 00:40:58,553 --> 00:41:00,119 she's just shifting from volunteer 653 00:41:00,293 --> 00:41:02,165 to an entry-level position. 654 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,472 Kathleen? 655 00:41:06,386 --> 00:41:08,824 -[door closes] -What do you mean shifting? 656 00:41:08,998 --> 00:41:11,174 Kathleen will be working in counsel's office 657 00:41:11,348 --> 00:41:12,436 under Lloyd Cutler. 658 00:41:12,610 --> 00:41:13,655 In my job?! 659 00:41:13,829 --> 00:41:15,047 Well, no, not your... 660 00:41:15,221 --> 00:41:16,527 I mean, I'm being sent to Siberia. 661 00:41:16,701 --> 00:41:18,181 It's about three miles away. 662 00:41:18,355 --> 00:41:20,052 A-And Kathleen, who has the secretarial experience 663 00:41:20,226 --> 00:41:21,227 of a radish... 664 00:41:21,401 --> 00:41:23,578 It's an entry-level position. 665 00:41:32,238 --> 00:41:34,893 Leslie. You know what I've always thought? 666 00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:36,808 You're about as sharp as a marble, 667 00:41:36,982 --> 00:41:38,331 so you go ahead and drive home. 668 00:41:38,506 --> 00:41:41,944 I'm going up to the OEOB to talk to your superior 669 00:41:42,118 --> 00:41:43,815 because something very wrong has happened here. 670 00:41:43,989 --> 00:41:46,383 Linda, we tried to keep you. 671 00:41:46,557 --> 00:41:48,690 We went out of our way. 672 00:41:48,864 --> 00:41:50,953 We asked all around the White House. 673 00:41:52,128 --> 00:41:54,478 No one wants you here. 674 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,886 ♪ 675 00:42:23,986 --> 00:42:24,987 Can we talk? 676 00:42:25,161 --> 00:42:26,684 [laughs] 677 00:42:26,858 --> 00:42:29,600 -Linda, please... -You know, I was a good soldier. 678 00:42:29,774 --> 00:42:32,516 When the election happened and these people showed up 679 00:42:32,690 --> 00:42:35,040 with their total lack of respect for this institution 680 00:42:35,214 --> 00:42:36,781 and their obvious contempt for half the country. 681 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:38,827 Through everything-- the sleaze, 682 00:42:39,001 --> 00:42:42,526 the pizza parties on casual Fridays-- I bit my tongue 683 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,049 and did my job 684 00:42:44,223 --> 00:42:46,051 as a civil servant who was foolish enough 685 00:42:46,225 --> 00:42:48,488 to believe that my sterling reputation 686 00:42:48,663 --> 00:42:51,840 for professionalism and integrity still mattered. 687 00:42:52,014 --> 00:42:54,930 Linda, you have to know that I feel awful. 688 00:42:56,148 --> 00:42:58,977 I thought we were women supporting each other. 689 00:42:59,151 --> 00:43:02,502 I was trying to help you and then I walked into that meeting 690 00:43:02,677 --> 00:43:05,941 with my job and you walked out with it right under my nose. 691 00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:08,160 It wasn't up to me. 692 00:43:08,334 --> 00:43:09,814 Oh, do me the favor of respecting 693 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,511 -my intelligence. -Linda. 694 00:43:11,686 --> 00:43:13,296 They can pay me a fraction of what they pay you. 695 00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:15,515 No one is auditing the White House 696 00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:17,561 secretarial budget, Kathleen. 697 00:43:17,735 --> 00:43:20,782 It's the federal government. The stapler cost $200. 698 00:43:20,956 --> 00:43:22,914 You know how I know that? Because I paid my dues. 699 00:43:23,088 --> 00:43:25,134 I'm not here because I married a rich guy. 700 00:43:26,657 --> 00:43:29,138 -Okay. Okay. -Of course, that's not what got you my job, is it? 701 00:43:29,312 --> 00:43:32,707 No, we all know why I'm being fired and you get to stay. 702 00:43:32,881 --> 00:43:36,493 -Linda... -You got my job because the president wants you around. 703 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:38,974 You know that and I know that. 704 00:43:39,148 --> 00:43:41,498 In fact, the president knows I know a lot. 705 00:43:46,546 --> 00:43:50,812 The president has no idea who you are! 706 00:44:06,523 --> 00:44:08,525 I will get you for this. 707 00:44:16,098 --> 00:44:18,100 ♪ 708 00:44:23,409 --> 00:44:26,108 [camera clicking] 709 00:44:29,589 --> 00:44:31,635 [whirring] 710 00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:47,085 Tripp. Linda. 711 00:44:47,259 --> 00:44:49,479 Let me take you to your work station. 712 00:44:53,352 --> 00:44:56,051 [phones ringing] 713 00:45:11,762 --> 00:45:13,416 Can I have a word? 714 00:45:16,462 --> 00:45:18,508 As you know, I have been transferred 715 00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:21,032 from a high-level position in the West Wing. 716 00:45:22,164 --> 00:45:25,210 I'll be blunt-- I know too much about Whitewater. 717 00:45:25,384 --> 00:45:27,473 It's a near certainty I'll be called to testify. 718 00:45:27,647 --> 00:45:30,563 I need a private office so I can prepare. 719 00:45:30,738 --> 00:45:33,741 -Oh. I see. -[chuckles] 720 00:45:33,915 --> 00:45:35,003 No. 721 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:41,009 [keys clacking] 722 00:45:59,984 --> 00:46:01,943 Hello, Nancy. 723 00:46:02,117 --> 00:46:03,727 It's Linda Tripp. 724 00:46:04,815 --> 00:46:06,338 Allison's mom. 725 00:46:07,687 --> 00:46:09,298 Listen, I'm not going to be able to do 726 00:46:09,472 --> 00:46:10,821 that carpool switch, after all. 727 00:46:10,995 --> 00:46:12,170 I'm contending with the new commute, 728 00:46:12,344 --> 00:46:14,042 and it's an absolute debacle. 729 00:46:17,959 --> 00:46:20,396 All right. Thank you so much. 730 00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:22,485 Bye-bye now. 731 00:46:22,659 --> 00:46:27,055 Please don't listen to my calls. It's tremendously inappropriate. 732 00:46:36,281 --> 00:46:38,675 [quiet chatter] 733 00:46:55,910 --> 00:46:57,781 [keys clacking] 734 00:47:03,874 --> 00:47:05,310 WILLIE: Can I help you? 735 00:47:06,442 --> 00:47:09,488 Pardon me, sorry; I'm looking for Assistant Secretary Bacon. 736 00:47:09,662 --> 00:47:11,055 You must be Monica. 737 00:47:11,229 --> 00:47:13,492 -Hi, I'm Willie. -Hi. 738 00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:15,843 -Let me get you all set up. -Thank you. 739 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,333 That's Mr. Bacon's office. He'll be in soon. 740 00:47:28,507 --> 00:47:30,205 Just got back from Bosnia last night. 741 00:47:30,379 --> 00:47:33,599 -You can set up right here. -Thank you so much. 742 00:47:33,773 --> 00:47:36,385 I'm happy to get started on anything Mr. Bacon needs. 743 00:47:36,559 --> 00:47:39,257 Why don't you dig into these SOP books while you're waiting. 744 00:47:39,431 --> 00:47:41,216 Welcome to the Department of Defense. 745 00:48:02,933 --> 00:48:04,979 [cash register beeping] 746 00:48:13,030 --> 00:48:14,292 CASHIER: Next in line. 747 00:48:14,466 --> 00:48:15,685 [cash register beeping] 748 00:48:21,038 --> 00:48:23,780 [sniffs] 749 00:48:23,954 --> 00:48:26,130 God, what is that smell? 750 00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:27,958 [keys clacking] 751 00:48:28,132 --> 00:48:30,308 Is anyone else smelling that? 752 00:48:30,482 --> 00:48:32,702 They're doing electrical work, Linda. 753 00:48:37,185 --> 00:48:39,100 [sighs] 754 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,538 [crunching] 755 00:48:42,712 --> 00:48:44,975 [keys clacking] 756 00:48:45,149 --> 00:48:46,281 [Linda chewing] 757 00:48:50,372 --> 00:48:51,634 [crunching] 758 00:48:54,550 --> 00:48:56,334 I can hear you chewing. 759 00:48:56,508 --> 00:48:58,206 This is how I chew. 760 00:48:59,685 --> 00:49:00,904 [sighs] 761 00:49:01,078 --> 00:49:02,471 [keys clacking] 762 00:49:08,433 --> 00:49:10,479 [chuckles softly] 763 00:49:24,536 --> 00:49:25,624 What now, Linda? 764 00:49:25,798 --> 00:49:28,062 There are fumes in my cubicle. 765 00:49:28,236 --> 00:49:30,194 It's an insurmountable distraction. 766 00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:32,327 Uh-huh. 767 00:49:34,590 --> 00:49:36,505 Only till Harold's back Tuesday. 768 00:49:36,679 --> 00:49:38,986 Send FSD to set up my computer. 769 00:49:56,699 --> 00:49:58,179 [dialing] 770 00:50:01,573 --> 00:50:03,532 [line ringing] 771 00:50:08,450 --> 00:50:10,234 LUCIANNE: Office of Lucianne Goldberg. 772 00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:11,931 Who, may I ask, is calling? 773 00:50:12,106 --> 00:50:15,587 Uh, this is the civil servant. 774 00:50:15,761 --> 00:50:17,894 From the White House Counsel's Office. 775 00:50:18,938 --> 00:50:20,592 She'll know who it is. 776 00:50:20,766 --> 00:50:23,595 Linda, it's me. [chuckles] 777 00:50:23,769 --> 00:50:25,728 My new secretary was a disaster. 778 00:50:25,902 --> 00:50:27,817 I fired her an hour ago. 779 00:50:27,991 --> 00:50:30,863 So, long time, no speak. 780 00:50:31,038 --> 00:50:33,257 What could possibly be going on? 781 00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,999 I'm ready to write the book. 782 00:50:36,173 --> 00:50:39,437 About my time in the White House. 783 00:50:39,611 --> 00:50:42,179 Dear, it brings me no pleasure to say this, 784 00:50:42,353 --> 00:50:44,312 but you missed the moment. 785 00:50:44,486 --> 00:50:46,618 Everyone's done their Clinton book. 786 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:49,882 Every staffer, every aide, every Appalachian broad 787 00:50:50,057 --> 00:50:53,060 in whom he deposited his genetic material. 788 00:50:53,234 --> 00:50:56,411 That genre alone could fill half a Barnes & Noble. 789 00:50:56,585 --> 00:51:01,111 Well, no one's done anything of any substance about Vince. 790 00:51:01,285 --> 00:51:04,810 Vince? Vince Foster? Linda, no one cares anymore. 791 00:51:04,984 --> 00:51:07,117 I can sell almost anything, 792 00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:09,772 but I can't sell stale White House gossip; 793 00:51:09,946 --> 00:51:11,861 that market's so saturated. 794 00:51:12,035 --> 00:51:13,515 -I need something... -Something current. 795 00:51:13,689 --> 00:51:14,516 Not just current. 796 00:51:14,690 --> 00:51:16,039 Current and inside. 797 00:51:16,213 --> 00:51:18,085 And I mean insideinside. 798 00:51:18,259 --> 00:51:20,609 Now, correct me if I'm wrong, 799 00:51:20,783 --> 00:51:23,525 but that is not you at this point. 800 00:51:51,683 --> 00:51:54,904 ♪ 801 00:51:57,602 --> 00:52:00,388 Carl, this isn't right. 802 00:52:00,562 --> 00:52:04,000 I need the number for the admiral's flag aide. 803 00:52:04,174 --> 00:52:05,828 Goddamn it. 804 00:52:06,872 --> 00:52:09,005 Carl, did you hear me? 805 00:52:09,179 --> 00:52:11,312 I love your poster. 806 00:52:13,531 --> 00:52:15,533 Oh, well, this isn't my office. 807 00:52:15,707 --> 00:52:17,927 There are fumes in my cubicle. 808 00:52:23,411 --> 00:52:24,934 What's happening? 809 00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:27,632 Do you work here? 810 00:52:27,806 --> 00:52:30,331 Oh, um, yeah. 811 00:52:30,505 --> 00:52:32,985 Uh, temporarily. 812 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,596 I'm Monica. 813 00:52:34,770 --> 00:52:36,424 I just got transferred from the White House. 814 00:52:39,078 --> 00:52:40,732 Where in the White House? 815 00:52:40,906 --> 00:52:42,995 Kind of all over-- East Wing, West Wing. 816 00:52:43,170 --> 00:52:44,867 I started as an intern and then I got hired 817 00:52:45,041 --> 00:52:46,782 by Legislative Affairs. 818 00:52:53,005 --> 00:52:54,616 We're out of creamer. 819 00:52:56,226 --> 00:52:57,227 [Monica chewing] 820 00:52:57,401 --> 00:53:00,012 You must be someone's pet rock. 821 00:53:00,187 --> 00:53:01,666 -What's a pet rock? -It just means 822 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,755 somebody in the White House is looking out for you. 823 00:53:03,929 --> 00:53:05,670 It doesn't feel like it. 824 00:53:05,844 --> 00:53:07,411 Confidential assistant to the assistant secretary. 825 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,413 And you're so young. 826 00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:10,719 I'm about to turn 23. 827 00:53:10,893 --> 00:53:12,851 -That's not young? -Not to me. 828 00:53:13,025 --> 00:53:14,375 Oh, God, of course not. Look at you. 829 00:53:14,549 --> 00:53:16,420 You have the life experience of a zygote. 830 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,206 Just know, not a few people in that office covet your job. 831 00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:22,774 [sighs] Well, they can have it. I'm going back in a few months. 832 00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:26,300 -To the White House? -Not like it was my idea. 833 00:53:26,474 --> 00:53:28,650 Why did they transfer you? 834 00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:33,959 Um, I don't know. It's a whole thing. 835 00:53:35,222 --> 00:53:37,441 I just wish I'd brought from home. 836 00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:40,009 Weight Watchers makes these amazing meals you can microwave. 837 00:53:40,183 --> 00:53:42,141 Oh, I have seen those at Safeway. 838 00:53:42,316 --> 00:53:44,274 They're low-fat, so you don't want to kill yourself later. 839 00:53:44,448 --> 00:53:45,928 -Oh, like you need to worry. -Are you kidding? 840 00:53:46,102 --> 00:53:47,625 -You're gorgeous. -Ugh. 841 00:53:47,799 --> 00:53:49,018 Not in Beverly Hills. 842 00:53:49,192 --> 00:53:50,715 Second grade, they called me Big Mac. 843 00:53:50,889 --> 00:53:53,501 My high school, they called me Gus. 844 00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:55,938 Gus? 845 00:53:56,112 --> 00:53:58,723 [laughs] Why? What does that mean? 846 00:53:58,897 --> 00:54:02,597 I don't know. Nobody ever explained. 847 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:06,514 Well, joke's on them, Linda. 848 00:54:06,688 --> 00:54:08,559 Look at us. We're on top of the world. 849 00:54:08,733 --> 00:54:11,649 -[laughs] -Oh, just kidding. 850 00:54:11,823 --> 00:54:13,825 I cried myself to sleep every night this week. 851 00:54:13,999 --> 00:54:15,262 I don't want to be here. 852 00:54:15,436 --> 00:54:17,351 No one wants to be here, but listen, 853 00:54:17,525 --> 00:54:21,485 if I can put on my wisdom hat, you said this was temporary. 854 00:54:21,659 --> 00:54:24,009 You know? I can tell you're very bright. 855 00:54:24,183 --> 00:54:26,360 -So bright, I got myself exiled. -Temporarily. 856 00:54:26,534 --> 00:54:28,536 You can endure anything knowing it has an end. 857 00:54:28,710 --> 00:54:30,668 I know there's nowhere like the West Wing. 858 00:54:30,842 --> 00:54:33,497 Believe me, I know. 859 00:54:33,671 --> 00:54:35,499 Where were you when you were there? 860 00:54:35,673 --> 00:54:37,545 My last stop was the counsel's office. 861 00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,373 We touched everything at a very high level. 862 00:54:39,547 --> 00:54:42,027 I was the last person to see Vince Foster alive. 863 00:54:42,201 --> 00:54:44,160 -Oh, wow. -Before that, 864 00:54:44,334 --> 00:54:46,858 during Bush, I was on a desk right outside the Oval. 865 00:54:47,032 --> 00:54:48,469 Why was I sent to the counsel's office? 866 00:54:48,643 --> 00:54:50,471 Well, back in '93, I was very trim. 867 00:54:50,645 --> 00:54:52,342 I have reason to believe that Hillary didn't want me 868 00:54:52,516 --> 00:54:55,214 near the president, if you know what I mean. 869 00:54:55,389 --> 00:54:57,391 Of course, nothing was worse than the day I was sent here. 870 00:54:57,565 --> 00:55:00,045 Stabbed in the back by a fair-weather friend. 871 00:55:00,219 --> 00:55:02,526 I won't say more. [scoffs] 872 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,093 Sounds awful. 873 00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:06,138 It was. 874 00:55:06,313 --> 00:55:08,924 It was. Loyalty is very important to me. 875 00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:12,493 Fair-weather or not, I miss having friends in Washington. 876 00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:14,582 Most of my intern class left town 877 00:55:14,756 --> 00:55:18,586 when they weren't hired and D.C. gets lonely fast. 878 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,024 Well, now you and I can be miserable together. 879 00:55:22,198 --> 00:55:23,982 [both laugh] 880 00:55:24,156 --> 00:55:27,682 Although, have to say, you're such a knockout, 881 00:55:27,856 --> 00:55:30,467 I just assumed you'd be dating some big D.C. player. 882 00:55:30,641 --> 00:55:32,556 -Ah... -What? 883 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:35,037 -I'm not dating. -Why not? 884 00:55:36,778 --> 00:55:38,127 I'm kind of in something. 885 00:55:38,301 --> 00:55:40,042 And yet you feel lonely. 886 00:55:40,216 --> 00:55:41,652 Yes, affirmative. 887 00:55:41,826 --> 00:55:43,611 Well, that's no good. 888 00:55:45,656 --> 00:55:47,310 Tell me about him. 889 00:55:48,529 --> 00:55:52,750 It's, uh, it's just he's, um, unavailable. 890 00:55:52,924 --> 00:55:54,622 Someone long-distance. 891 00:55:55,666 --> 00:55:57,059 Someone from work. 892 00:55:59,496 --> 00:56:01,150 Someone important? 893 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:06,155 Is that why they sent you here? 894 00:56:07,765 --> 00:56:09,550 We should get back, right? 895 00:56:09,724 --> 00:56:11,421 Let me let you in on a little secret. 896 00:56:11,595 --> 00:56:13,771 -Mm, tell me. -That's Stephen. 897 00:56:13,945 --> 00:56:16,557 Some major custody battle going on. 898 00:56:16,731 --> 00:56:19,603 Willie is a schmuck. He's completely ineffective. 899 00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:21,039 Hi, Brenda. 900 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:25,566 She's going to loathe you since you're pretty and connected. 901 00:56:25,740 --> 00:56:26,958 That's Colleen. 902 00:56:27,132 --> 00:56:28,656 Apparently, she's got the herps-- 903 00:56:28,830 --> 00:56:30,135 both upstairs and down. And you know what? 904 00:56:30,309 --> 00:56:31,833 She's also from Los Angeles. 905 00:56:32,007 --> 00:56:33,312 -Oh, really? Where? -I think she said Glendale. 906 00:56:33,487 --> 00:56:36,098 -Is that it? -Glendale's never it. 907 00:56:37,316 --> 00:56:38,927 Okay, now that's Susan, my cubicle mate. 908 00:56:39,101 --> 00:56:40,450 She's sick. 909 00:56:40,624 --> 00:56:42,670 -Oh, no. -No, I-I mean she's deranged. 910 00:56:42,844 --> 00:56:45,107 Don't make eye contact. Monica, don't. 911 00:56:45,281 --> 00:56:47,370 Okay, this is me. 912 00:56:47,544 --> 00:56:49,328 Oh. Well, you know where I am. 913 00:56:49,503 --> 00:56:51,069 [sighs] Almost neighbors. 914 00:56:51,243 --> 00:56:52,767 I should really get back to it. 915 00:56:52,941 --> 00:56:55,247 Look at all the rules they have about printers. 916 00:56:55,422 --> 00:56:57,554 Look at you, busy bee. 917 00:56:57,728 --> 00:56:59,774 What are you doing on your calendar? 918 00:56:59,948 --> 00:57:01,166 MONICA: Oh... [chuckles] 919 00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:02,690 [quietly]: I-I'm insane. 920 00:57:14,179 --> 00:57:15,442 It's a countdown. 921 00:57:20,664 --> 00:57:22,361 That's when you go back. 922 00:57:23,624 --> 00:57:25,016 I have been dreading this so much, 923 00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:27,541 but I feel so much better after today. 924 00:57:28,585 --> 00:57:30,631 You know, 925 00:57:30,805 --> 00:57:34,504 I have always wanted to try the, um, after-work specials 926 00:57:34,678 --> 00:57:37,942 over by Pentagon City. You want to get a drink? 927 00:57:38,116 --> 00:57:40,162 I can't tonight. Maybe Monday? 928 00:57:41,163 --> 00:57:42,991 Sure. 929 00:57:43,165 --> 00:57:44,645 It's a date. 930 00:58:05,535 --> 00:58:07,842 ♪ 931 00:58:23,379 --> 00:58:25,381 ♪ 932 00:58:29,559 --> 00:58:31,605 [TV playing quietly] 933 00:58:34,738 --> 00:58:36,697 [phone ringing] 934 00:58:40,396 --> 00:58:43,312 [line ringing] 935 00:58:43,486 --> 00:58:46,402 [phone ringing] 936 00:58:48,970 --> 00:58:50,058 [line clicks] 937 00:58:50,232 --> 00:58:51,886 What you got? 938 00:58:52,060 --> 00:58:55,106 What's your definition of insideinside? 939 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:56,804 [phone rings] 940 00:58:57,848 --> 00:58:59,415 -Hello? -BILL: Hey. 941 00:59:01,765 --> 00:59:03,419 Hi, handsome. 942 00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:07,510 How was your first day? 943 01:00:32,726 --> 01:00:35,511 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH