1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:02,000 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,242 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,337 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,172 [theme music playing] 5 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,079 ♪ T-E-E-N ♪ 6 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:16,348 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪ 7 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:19,151 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪ 8 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:23,555 ♪ Teen Titans, go ♪ 9 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:33,766 [Robin] Hold it right there, Calculator. 10 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,769 [The Calculator] Well, well, the Teen Titans. 11 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:40,505 - [Titans laughing] - Why are you all laughing? 12 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,308 I'm sorry. I know we're supposed to keep it together and everything, 13 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,377 but that outfit is ridiculous. 14 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:48,112 Yeah, man, you can't put on a bunch of school supplies, 15 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:50,115 and expect us to take you serious. 16 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,786 Well, you should, because I can compute complex algorithms, 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,156 in the blink of an eye using this solar powered super suit. 18 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,859 So let me get this straight. 19 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:04,221 You built yourself a super suit that only works during the day? [laughs] 20 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,291 Listen, I don't have to take this. 21 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,132 I have an evil plan to get back to. 22 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,802 Well, your plan stops here. 23 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,670 Now, hand over the stolen tech. 24 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:13,938 Don't make us take you down, dude. 25 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,874 Ha! I'd like to say you try. 26 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,677 I can calculate your every move. 27 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:19,944 Oh, yeah? 28 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,146 Then calculate this. 29 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,815 [roars] 30 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,149 Calculating acceleration. 31 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,755 [shrieks] 32 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,891 Calculate this! 33 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,626 Calculating angle of attack. 34 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,628 [gasps and shrieks] 35 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,430 Eat magic fist. 36 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,300 Calculating velocity. 37 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:44,214 - [thuds] - Argh! 38 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,238 Ooh. My bad. 39 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,039 Ha! Too easy. 40 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:50,454 Oh, yeah. Then let's see if you can dodge these heat seeking missiles. 41 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,078 Calculating trajectory. 42 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,054 Oh, mans. We can'ts even touch this guy. 43 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,167 That's because only math can defeat him. 44 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,924 No problem. We got this. 45 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,393 Okay. So if he's traveling at 13 miles per hour, 46 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:09,994 and we're traveling at 15 miles per hour, 47 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:12,665 at which point do our fists hit his face? 48 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,333 Hmm. One, two... Hold on. 49 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,913 I'm going to need a pen and paper. 50 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:20,539 Hook me up with some of that loose leaf too, mama. 51 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,274 Come on, Titans, Hurry it up. 52 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,743 We are going as fast as we can, Robin. 53 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:28,247 - Okay. Just gotta double check our work and got it! - [car honks] 54 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,716 Oh, no, he got away. 55 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,218 [Robin] Listen up, Titans. 56 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,265 If we're going to stop The Calculator, 57 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,333 we need to become better at math than he is. 58 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:38,957 But how is we supposed to do that? 59 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,159 The dude is literally a calculator. 60 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,055 - It's simple. - [clicks] 61 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,164 [Titans screaming] 62 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,880 Today, I'm going to be teaching you a new, faster method, 63 00:02:49,904 --> 00:02:52,837 for doing mathematics, known as Common Core math. 64 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,507 You are teaching us the belly math, Robin? 65 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,353 We don't needs to learn that, fool. 66 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:00,713 'Cause we already knows we got them good six packs going on. 67 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,114 Check it. 68 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:04,449 [announcer] The wash board, the cheese grater, 69 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,718 the packs on packs on packs on packs. 70 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,186 No, Titans. 71 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,455 Common Core math doesn't have to do with your core muscles. 72 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:13,636 It's a method of learning that will help you all become better at math. 73 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,620 Wait a minute. I know what Robin's talking about now. 74 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,062 He's trying to teach us that math 75 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:20,799 the government made up just to confuse people. 76 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:21,466 What? 77 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,201 [gasps] Is that the true? 78 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,337 Yes, it's true that Common Core math 79 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:26,849 was developed by government educators 80 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,919 and has been given a bad reputation from parents, 81 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,675 who are confused by its methodology. 82 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,946 But I assure you, Titans, you can handle it! 83 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:37,060 After all, six-year-olds can understand Common Core math. 84 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:40,285 And to demonstrate how easy it is, we shall start with the most 85 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,421 basic Common Core lesson, the ten frame. 86 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,557 Ten frame? Like in bowling? 87 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,360 - Bowling is the best, yo. - [all cheering] 88 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:49,962 This isn't about bowling! 89 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:51,630 [all groaning] 90 00:03:51,766 --> 00:03:54,010 The ten frame is simply a two by five rectangular grid, 91 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,969 into which circular counters are drawn to demonstrate 92 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:59,238 numbers less than or equal to ten. 93 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,286 Man, that's some straight up gobbledygook right there. 94 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,044 I too, am confused by the gooking of the gobbley. 95 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:10,048 So instead of us using numbers we're supposed to draw circles? 96 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:12,785 I thoughts we were doing math, not arts and crafts. 97 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,653 Don't get hung up on the circles. 98 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,855 They're only there to represent number values, 99 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,324 and can be whatever shape you want them to be. 100 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,592 Oh, really? 101 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,327 Then can we change them to your baby hands? 102 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,996 [all laughing] 103 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,330 [sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha. 104 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,732 No, you cannot change them into baby hands. 105 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,268 But you said they could be whatevers we wants. 106 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,070 And we choose the baby hands. 107 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:34,707 [all chanting] Baby hands! Baby hands! Baby hands! 108 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,611 Stop! Gimme that! 109 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,706 We're just having some fun, Robin. 110 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,860 Common Core math isn't supposed to be fun. 111 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,928 It's supposed to be boring and educational. 112 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,687 Now, let's forget about the ten frame and move on. 113 00:04:48,823 --> 00:04:50,755 [Beast Boy] But we still haven't learned nothing, yo. 114 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,291 That's okay, because I guarantee you'll understand 115 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:57,696 this next Common Core lesson, which uses line segments as anchors. 116 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,298 Anchors? Like the ones the pirates use? 117 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:03,368 Ooh! Robin is teaching us pirate math. 118 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,037 Yeah, boy! 119 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:09,374 Argh! Let's use our pirate math to divide up this treasure. 120 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,177 Here you go, lads. One for you. 121 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,779 One for you and one for me. 122 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:19,518 Avast, the two doubloons do not equal the shimmery necklace. 123 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,054 Argh! Are you trying to cheat us, matey? 124 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:27,125 Nay! I would never even dream of cheating the likes of you. 125 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,528 [squawks] Cheating you, he is! 126 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,864 We shall run you through for this! 127 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,265 [gasps] 128 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,733 [all grunting] 129 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,135 Stop, stop stop! [groans] 130 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:39,738 This lesson doesn't involve filthy pirates! 131 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,207 These anchors are simply used to break big numbers, 132 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:45,210 into smaller number bonds, to simplify the problem. 133 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,452 Well, that problem doesn't look simplified to me. 134 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,748 Indeed, it looks the way more complicated. 135 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:53,618 Yeah, man, you can't be adding in a bunch of numbers all willy nilly like that. 136 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,688 It's super confusing, yo. 137 00:05:55,822 --> 00:06:01,360 Look, the point of this lesson is to help your brain visualize number relationships. 138 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,695 Relationships? 139 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,741 So you want us to date numbers now? 140 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:08,233 I would consider dating the two but not the three. 141 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,568 Girlfriend! 142 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,414 [Starfire] For the three is the odd number. 143 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,305 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 144 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,039 Listen, Titans! 145 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,153 If you want to stop The Calculator, 146 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,890 you need to take this Common Core math stuff seriously. 147 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:22,581 But we are taking it the seriously, Robin. 148 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,694 Then why aren't you guys getting this? 149 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,120 Because this math is overly complicated and way too confusing. 150 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,922 All them parents was right. 151 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,123 No, they're not. 152 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,436 Six-year-olds can understand Common Core math. 153 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,960 Wait a second. 154 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,262 Ah, that's it. 155 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,998 - What's it? - You guys just need six-year-old brains. 156 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,200 - I can make that happen. - Great. 157 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:43,969 [chanting] 158 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,208 Oh! I can talk like the goat. 159 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,144 The baa! The baa! 160 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,546 Look, look, look, look how fast I can run! 161 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:55,880 Check out my dance! 162 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,216 Check out my dance! Check out my dance! Hey! 163 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,484 What? I'm not touching you. 164 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,485 I'm not touching you. 165 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,664 See? I'm not touching you. 166 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:02,955 Ooh, look an apple. 167 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,209 [Robin] High energy, short attention spans. 168 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:08,093 Yup. You definitely have the minds of six-year-olds. 169 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,029 Now let's see if you can learn Common Core math. 170 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,125 [electronic montage music playing] 171 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,061 [Robin] Congratulations, Titans! 172 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:47,065 You now have the one thing no parent in America has. 173 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,312 A basic understanding of Common Core math. 174 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:52,805 And it's turned our six-year-old brains into calcumalators. 175 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,717 Quick, Quick. Give me the math problem. 176 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:55,940 Okay, Star. 177 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:59,678 What's the square root of 2,130? 178 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:03,281 It's 46.15192304. 179 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,416 That's right! 180 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:05,283 [beeping] 181 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,219 Uh-oh. Crime alert. 182 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,620 What is it? What is it? 183 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:11,289 The Calculator has just been spotted downtown. 184 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,424 Titans go. 185 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,136 - [sirens wailing] - [people screaming] 186 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,160 [laughing] 187 00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:19,564 Your number is up, Calculator. 188 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,633 Oh, good. 189 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:25,370 You Titans have arrived just in time for the unveiling of my master plan. 190 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:26,638 Behold. 191 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,440 The Earth Brake. 192 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,774 With this device, 193 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,421 I will stop the Earth from rotating, 194 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:34,112 causing the sun to shine endlessly on Jump City, 195 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,116 making my solar powered suit unstoppable! 196 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:43,255 But if you do that, temperatures will skyrocket like... [whooshes] 197 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:47,392 And half of the Earth will be the covered in the darkness. 198 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,727 [screams] 199 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:51,730 Those are calculated risks I'm willing to take. 200 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,331 [laughs maniacally] 201 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,799 Well, you can forget it. 202 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:57,202 Please. You zeroes couldn't stop me before. 203 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,471 What makes you think you can stop me now? 204 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:02,207 Because now we got some good six-year-old brains. 205 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:06,678 Which have totally made us hard core for the Common Core. 206 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,947 Titans, go! Calculate our attack. 207 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:12,918 Okay, okay, first I'll measure the wind speed so I can distract him with a spit ball. 208 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,558 Ooh, and then I shall calculate his reaction time, 209 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,927 so I can blind him with my stickers. 210 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,030 Oh, oh, oh, then on, then on, then on my turn, 211 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:29,568 I'll figure out his distance so I can hit him with some water balloons. 212 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,709 And... And I'll determine the force I need, 213 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,712 to trip him with my toy car. [laughs] 214 00:09:43,718 --> 00:09:48,052 Finally, I'll finish him off with a perfectly timed flying kick. 215 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,214 [exclaims in slow motion] 216 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,126 Ha! Nice try. 217 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,995 But you're going to have to do better than that to defeat me. 218 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:59,664 Those moves weren't meant to defeat you. 219 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,400 No, they were only meant to get you in the shade, 220 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,336 to power down your solar suit. 221 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,338 - Ha. What? - [beeping] 222 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,773 [powers down] 223 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:11,009 No! 224 00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:13,211 So what do we do with him now? 225 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,013 Oh, I know. 226 00:10:15,149 --> 00:10:16,859 Look, look. [laughs mischievously] 227 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,550 He's a bozo 228 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,285 [all laughing] 229 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,686 Cut that out! 230 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,689 [Titans mocking The Calculator] 231 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,624 It's not funny.