1 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:07,465 ♪ Go! ♪ 2 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,099 ♪ T-E-E-N ♪ 3 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,350 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪ 4 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,936 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪ 5 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,607 ♪ Teen Titans, go ♪ 6 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,571 The clock is ticking, George. 7 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,657 Our pitch for the new Teen Titans is due in less than 24 hours. 8 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,325 What do we have so far? 9 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:36,995 The same thing we had five minutes ago, Marv. 10 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,455 Squat! Zip! 11 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,622 Zero! 12 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,500 - Well, it's a start. - Not really. 13 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,294 This assignment isn't easy. 14 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:48,089 The Teen Titans have been around in various forms since 1964. 15 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,967 Now we have to come up with a new idea to reinvent them, 16 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:55,513 and save DC Comics from certain financial doom! 17 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,890 No pressure. 18 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,476 We need a fresh take, 19 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,853 something that will breathe life into these characters. 20 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,732 Teen Titans. Teen Titans. 21 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,443 Teen Tit... I've got it. 22 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,611 Hit me with it. 23 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,780 What if they're super muscular... 24 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:13,948 super ripped, 25 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,576 super tight? 26 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,121 The Teen Tight-Hands! 27 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,584 Deep underground, in the cobble tunnel, 28 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,711 our superheroes get pumped. 29 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,047 Yeah, Tight-Hands! 30 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,632 Lookin' tight. 31 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:34,594 The tightness I am feeling is at maximum levels. 32 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,849 Yeah, Ravhand, flex that flexor. 33 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,310 Yeah, Cyhand, yeah! 34 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,438 Yeah, baby! 35 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,857 We're the tightest, hands down! 36 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,150 Yeah! 37 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,030 It's the emergency hand signal. 38 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,115 We must lend a helping hand. 39 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,868 Tight-Hands, to the Flying Valhands. 40 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:03,998 Yeah! 41 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:10,630 Meanwhile, at the Jump City bridge, panic is being wreaked 42 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,550 by the arch nemesis of the Teen Tight-Hands, 43 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,760 The Atomic Toe! 44 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,220 No, Mr. Frostbite. 45 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,722 No, no, no, The Clipper. Yeah! 46 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:23,726 Look, The Clipper and his army of Clippertrons 47 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,980 are clipping the cables to the Jump City bridge. 48 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,525 Ooh! You gotta hand it to him. That's pretty under-handed. 49 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:33,528 It's time to get a handle on the situation. 50 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,822 Tight-Hands, yeah! 51 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,952 Teen Tight-Hands? You'll never stop me. 52 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,288 Clippertrons, clip 'em! 53 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:46,833 Fist grip. Yeah! 54 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,044 The rock, the paper, the scissors. 55 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,254 Yeah! 56 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,549 Flick, flick, flick, flick. Yeah! 57 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,551 Supersonic snap. 58 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,637 Power punch. Yeah! 59 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,224 No! 60 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,894 You won't be slipping through my fingers this time. 61 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,272 Looks like we got the upper hand. 62 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,357 Tight-Hands, high-five! 63 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:15,111 Yeah! 64 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:21,117 That is literally the worst idea we've ever had. 65 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:24,245 It might actually be the worst idea anyone ever had. 66 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,498 It's all part of the creative process. 67 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,293 Gotta dig through the dirt to get to the gold. 68 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,213 But the Teen Titans have been around for two decades. 69 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,341 I feel like we're trying to reinvent the wheel here. 70 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,677 That's why we're here in our favorite diner taking a pitstop. 71 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,806 Hmm. Wheel. 72 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,725 Pitstop. 73 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,602 What is it, George? What have you got? 74 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:51,481 What if... the Teen Titans 75 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,400 are a superhero Formula One pit crew? 76 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,490 Faster than a speeding bullet 77 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,200 shot from a speeding car. 78 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,328 Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go! 79 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:15,964 We're the fastest pit crew in the sport of motors. 80 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,757 1.81 seconds, baby. 81 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,846 I'm getting a distress call. 82 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,848 Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go! 83 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,684 Meanwhile, in Jump City, 84 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,103 a crime is in progress at the National Bank. 85 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,772 Jack it up! 86 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,442 Hose 'em down. 87 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,367 Roll 'em out. 88 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,578 1.81 seconds, baby. 89 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,331 I'm getting another distress call. 90 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,625 Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go! 91 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,712 - Give me the bag, lady. - Help, help! 92 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,299 Jack it up. 93 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,679 - Wheels locked. - Helmet on. 94 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:05,805 Go, go, go! 95 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,642 1.81 seconds, baby. 96 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,937 It's Batman. He forgot his lunch. 97 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,024 Let's move. 98 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,859 - Bread. - Ham. 99 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,277 Cheese. 100 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,280 Veggies. 101 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,449 Spread. 102 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,869 Bread. 103 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,912 1.81 seconds, baby. 104 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,205 Go, go, go! 105 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,928 These ideas are the worst! 106 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,930 We still have time to come up with something, 107 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,557 but we're gonna have to pull an all-nighter. 108 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:52,602 Oh, I don't know if my body can handle it. 109 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:55,563 Don't be ridiculous, George. You've got a super body. 110 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,941 Thanks, Marv. Wait. That's it. 111 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,278 Super body. Come on, Marv, we gotta get back to work. 112 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:09,285 Everyone knows Superman is the most powerful superhero of all time, right? 113 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:12,205 Yeah, he's practically indestructible. 114 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,291 And we all know his body has incredible powers. 115 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,376 Yeah, the man is bullet-proof. 116 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:21,255 But no one ever talks about what's inside his body. 117 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,300 What if, inside the greatest superhero 118 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,095 lived the greatest team of superheroes? 119 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,865 Organs, status report. 120 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,909 Cylungs are steady, Starheart. 121 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,078 Adrenaraven gland on standby. 122 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,329 Oh, yeah! 123 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:57,500 Bladder Boy nearly full. 124 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,837 Robin the Appendix is functioning... I think. 125 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,339 Even as a super organ, Robin has no powers. 126 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,894 Incoming! 127 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,942 Minimal damage sustained. 128 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,902 That's super skin, yo. 129 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,571 Super Organs, activate. 130 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,244 Initiating acceleration of the heart rate. 131 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,344 Increasing oxygen intake. Breathe, baby, breathe! 132 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,898 Right in the appendix. 133 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,233 Bladder level's at full capacity. 134 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,902 We needs a potty break, yo. 135 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,112 Potty break? We can't take a potty break. 136 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,238 We're in the middle of a fight. 137 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,698 You're gonna have to hold it. 138 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,492 Holding. Holding. 139 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,124 We cannot take much more of this. 140 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,918 We need the extra rush of energy. 141 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,462 Got it. Triggering adrenal gland now. 142 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,937 All right! 143 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:44,482 - We love you, Superman. - You're the best. 144 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,363 Superman always gets all the credit. 145 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,116 I feel not like the heart, but like the liver that is chopped. 146 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,953 Maybe he needs to be reminded who's really in control. 147 00:08:56,953 --> 00:09:00,456 Good idea. Bladder Boy, you may release. 148 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:02,458 Releasing the bladder! 149 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,465 We don't love you anymore, Superman. 150 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:10,883 You're the worst. 151 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,976 It's over, George. We've been up all night, 152 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,104 and we still don't have a fresh, viable take on the Titans. 153 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,981 Well, let me check my back pocket. 154 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,691 I always keep something in there. 155 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,570 - Eh? - Well, it'll have to do. 156 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:35,074 These new Teen Titans will probably only run for six issues anyway. 157 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,242 Let's go. 158 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,161 Pit Crew Titans? What were we thinking? 159 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,250 Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go! 160 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,672 - Nope. - Come on, get out of here. 161 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,257 Get. You're get. 162 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,053 Jeez, Louise!