[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
- [car horn blaring] - [engine revving]
[all gasp]
Yo, yo, yo! Guess who just took a trip to the mug store!
- [Robin and Starfire cheering] - Yeah! All right!
We got mugs up in here
for everyone!
[narrator reading]
[Raven reading]
Ha!
[narrator reading]
Ooh! The teeny, tiniest
little mug kitten
is so the cute!
[narrator reading]
[Cyborg] BFF mugs!
[narrator reading]
[mugs shatter]
- Huh... - What's wrong, bro?
I thought plain, boring, white mugs were your favorite.
Well, they are quite practical
and a respectable choice,
but I've always wanted
one of those fancy
"Number One Dad" mugs.
That's cool. We'll just head back to the mug store
and buy you one.
What? No! You can't just buy a "Number One Dad" mug.
You have to earn it by becoming a super dad!
But that'll never happen
because I don't have a family.
[cries]
Stop! Fine!
I'll use my magic to turn us into a family
so you can get your stupid mug.
Yeah! Like one of those classic sitcoms
with the laugh tracks...
Catchy theme song...
And the nosy, yet insightful neighbor.
Wow.
You guys would be willing to do that?
Sure. It's not like we've got anything better to do.
[all cheering]
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
[alarms blaring]
[instrumental sitcom music playing]
[inaudible]
[TV audience cheering, applauding]
I hate technology.
I can never find any of my emails
- on this stupid thing. - [TV audience laughs]
They right there on the screen, Grandma.
Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
- What's the screen? - [TV audience laughs]
Good morning, family.
Did anyone save me a pancake?
- You can have this one. - Mmm!
It fell in the garbage.
- [choking] - [TV audience laughs]
So, Star,
how's the tenth grade?
I am in the eleventh grade, Father.
- Since when? - Since the beginning of the school year.
[TV audience laughs]
Son, how's class going for you?
My teacher wants me to give a report
on what my father does for a living.
That should be easy,
- 'cause your father don't do nothing. - [TV audience laughs]
I wouldn't say "nothing."
I've got a few irons in the fire.
[laughs] Good one.
If your father spent half as much time getting a job
as he does on the toilet,
we could finally afford to move out of this dump.
[crashes]
You know, Raven, it's too bad you didn't marry your old flame, Aqualad.
You could have been undersea royalty
instead of being stuck with this deadbeat.
I'm not a deadbeat!
Oh, really? Then why haven't you done the dishes?
- I don't need to do the dishes. - [plates smash]
There's still a tiny bit of counter space.
What about helping the kids with their homework?
They don't need my help. They're getting straight D's.
Well, you could at least take out the trash.
I tried to, honey,
but your mother refuses to leave.
- Ow! - [TV audience laughs]
Come on, Robin.
You have to start pulling your weight around here.
Okay, okay! Will you get off my back?
And where do you think you're going?
Outside, to talk to Thompson.
I don't trust that man one bit.
The way he hides his face all the time,
I bet he's a monster.
You think everyone's a monster.
- Of course I do, I'm old! - [TV audience laughs]
Pfft! Hey, Thompson.
[Thompson] Howdy, hi, there, good neighbor. What's wrong?
Ugh, it's my family.
They're jumping all over me because they think I'm a deadbeat.
[Thompson] Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
At this rate, I'm never gonna get that "Number One Dad" mug.
[Thompson] Then you might wanna take a page from the ancient Mesopotamians.
In their culture,
the father figures were highly respected
because they took the time
to attend to their family's needs.
So, what you're saying is
if I wanna become a Number One Super Dad,
then I need to spend more time with my family
like the messy-potato-mans?
[Thompson] You got it.
Then that's just what I'll do.
Thanks for the advice, Thompson.
[Thompson] The pleasure's all mine.
I enjoy having good neighbors.
- [TV audience] Aw! - [ominous music playing]
Okay, son.
I know I've been neglecting you lately,
so today, I'm going to teach you
to ride this bicycle.
Oh, snaps! I can't waits to ride it!
Wait! I wouldn't be a super dad
if I didn't make you wear a... helmet.
[TV audience giggling]
And don't forget these elbow pads.
Now can I goes?
Nope, you still need wrist guards
and some reflective gear.
Okay, okay, okay, is we done now?
[chuckles] Almost.
You still need gloves, safety goggles,
boots, a flashlight, batteries, a map, a first-aid kit,
emergency water, a month's supply of non-perishable food,
moist towelettes, duct tape, a toolkit,
a defibrillator, a life preserver, and this inflatable raft
in case you get lost at sea.
Uh, is all this necessary, Pops?
Yes, it's necessary. Safety first!
Now, good luck!
- [cycle bell ringing] - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[yells]
[TV audience laughs]
[grunts]
Ooh, see? This is why we wear safety gear.
[TV audience laughs, whistles]
Okay, sweetie.
While your mom and brother
are bonding in the emergency room,
you and I are gonna do some bonding of our own by fixing this sink.
Joy! I love doing the home repair.
Great, because you've got the most important job of all.
I'm going to fix this sink,
and you're going to watch me do it.
Now, toss me my tools.
[grunts]
[TV audience laughs]
[muffled] I meant hand them to me.
- Let's see... that goes here... - [tools cranking]
this goes there, and...
Ta-da! Good as new.
[yells]
Don't worry. I'm on top of it.
[Starfire screams]
[Starfire continues screaming]
I think that's enough bonding for today.
[TV audience laughs, cheers]
[alarm dings]
Dinner!
Wh-wh-wh-what?
Pops made us din-din.
Wow! What a pleasant surprise.
So, what are we the having?
Vegetarian lasagna made from scratch.
Ugh!
[chomping]
Mmm, mmm, mmm! This is so good!
I feel like taking back every nasty thing I've ever--
- [gagging] - [stomach rumbling]
- [stomach rumbles] - [Cyborg groans]
[screams]
What's happening, yo?
My mom must be having a bad reaction to the food.
What recipe did you use?
The one inside this cookbook.
That's not a cookbook!
- That's my spellbook! - [TV audience laughs]
[Cyborg screams]
- [groaning] - [rumbling grows louder]
[roars]
[all exclaim]
Ah! Have mercy!
The lasagna's possessed!
- Run! Run! - [roaring]
[Robin grunts]
[sighs]
Hey there, Thompson.
[Thompson] Hey, good neighbor.
So, tell me, how'd it go?
Oh, terrible!
I tried spending more time with my family,
but it only made things worse.
[Thompson] Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
You know, the great philosopher Francis Bacon once said,
"There's no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding
than that which is lost by not trying."
- That's one smart piece of bacon. - [TV audience laughs]
[Robin's family screams]
Did you hear that?
[Thompson nervously] I didn't hear anything.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my barbecue.
[Robin's family screams]
There it is again. What's going on back there,
Thompson? [gasps]
[all scream]
[laughs menacingly]
It's true. You are a monster!
I told you, dummy!
[snarls, grunts]
You moved next door
just so you could eat my family?
That's right.
I enjoy having good neighbors.
[hisses]
Well, the only thing you'll be enjoying now is my fist!
[yelling]
- [grunts] - [TV audience gasps]
Please. You can't stop me.
You can't even be a decent father.
You're right.
I'm not cut out to be a super dad.
No matter how hard I try,
I always manage to screw things up.
But that is where you are the wrong.
You ain't gots to be perfect to be a super daddy.
All you have to do is try.
And that's what makes you...
[all] A super dad!
[winces]
[angelic choir singing]
[all] Ooh!
[grunts]
[yells]
No!
You saved us, Father!
And you finally earned that sweet, sweet mug you've always wanted.
I love you guys.
And I promise that nothing is going to break this family apart.
[car horn blaring]
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
[TV audience cheers]
Aqualad?
What's he doing here?
I'm sorry, Robin, but we're leaving you
to start a brand-new life
under the sea.
You can't leave me. I'll be all alone!
No, you won't.
You can still live with my mother.
- [tires squealing] - [coughing]
Hmph!