[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
La-la-ladies and gentlemen and Titans of all ages,
prepared to feast your eyes
on the coolest shoes ever owned.
[all laughing]
[Robin stuttering] Why are you all laughing?
Because those shoes look ridiculous man.
What? No, they don't.
Yes, they do. Just look at them pink suckers.
What are you, a octopus?
And what's with those colors?
It looks like a rainbow puked all over your feet.
[all laughing]
[mimicking telephone ring]
Hello. It is the circus, Robin.
I believe they want their shoes back.
[all laughing]
These shoes aren't cool?
Nah, son. Them shoes is the opposite of cool.
Then what shoes you think are cool?
Man that's easy.
[all] Kicks.
Well, I can do plenty of kicks in these.
[grunting]
No, dude, we're not talking about actual kicks.
- Are you sure? - Ow!
Way we are referring to the sneakers.
You know, the ones that are filled with, the drip.
What's the drip?
It's a magical coolness that comes from wearing sneakers.
So what you're saying is, I could be cool if I owned a pair of sneakers?
That's right, yo.
Huh, interesting.
Now, will you take those ugly shoes off?
They're ruining our appetites
[Raven groaning] [Starfire belching]
[Cyborg belching] [Beast Boy coughing]
[all vomiting]
[Beast Boy] Disgusting!
[elevator dings]
Yo, yo yo. Waddup Titans.
What?
There's something different about you, bruh.
Could it be my new...
Kicks.
[all] Drip.
I wanted a little drip.
So I went out and bought myself some new gear.
Wow, Those kicks are totally cool.
They transform you into a whole new person, Robin.
Please call me, Ra Ra.
Ra Ra?
That's so cool.
And even smells the cool.
Yes, cause Ra Ra sweats cologne.
[all sniffing]
[all sighing]
[woman] Eau De Ra Ra.
Ra Ra, would you care to go on the date with me?
Let me hit you back on that, a'ight?
Whoa, playing hard to get.
That's so cool.
My man is full of the drip.
I bet he could make anything cool.
Yo, Ra Ra,
make me a sandwich.
For sure.
Drip.
Yo, this sandwich is slamming yo.
Hey, Ra Ra, can you make this old computer cool?
- Drip. - Noice.
How about this TV stand?
- Drip. - Ooh, sweet.
Can you do something about the boring living room?
D-d-d-drip.
That was the amazing.
I got to say, I am loving this cool new, Robin.
Me too, bruh.
Hey-hey, Ra Ra. You've got to try this ice cream.
Careful. You don't want to mess up my kicks and ruin my drink.
Yeah, you crazy girl?
- Sorry. - It's cool, yo.
Now who's ready to party?
[All] I am. [Beast Boy] Let's do it. [Starfire] Me, yes.
[electronic music playing]
Man, I still can't believe how much fun we had with Ra Ra last night.
And how he got all those cool celebrities to party with us?
Or when he crashed the T-Car into the pool.
Or how's about when he wrestled that bear yo.
[bear growling]
You'll get him next time, buddy.
All of it, was so cool.
Yep. That was some party last night.
I worked up quite a sws-sws-sweat.
[all retching]
What's the matter, yo? Don't I smell fresh?
[Starfire retching]
No. You smell like BO!
[retches]
So, Star are we going on that date tonight?
[in nasal voice] No, no. Thank you.
Oh, come on.
I'll do anything.
Don't beg dude. That's not cool.
Oh, no. I think Ra Ra's Drip's wore off.
And now he's back to being uncool Robin again.
But I don't understand how this happened.
Yesterday, I was full of the drip.
That's the thing about sneaker magic.
Eventually your drip runs dry.
Well, there has to be some pair out there that never runs out of drip.
Legend does speak of an ultimate pair that has infinite drip.
But those who wear them should take heed.
For they can make you, 'Too cool for school.'
I doubt that could happen to Robin.
[Beast Boy] Please believe it. [Cyborg] Oh, please, please, please.
[Beast Boy] We want Ra Ra back. We need him back [Cyborg] We want Ra Ra.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Unlimited drip is pretty powerful stuff.
It's fine, Raven.
I can just go back to wearing these.
Okay, okay. I'll take you.
[all cheering] [Beast Boy] Oh, Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.
[Cyborg screaming] Ra [siren wailing]
Behold the most magical realm in all of Jump City.
The abandoned sneaker outlet.
Ooh.
Incredible.
Ooh.
Yo. Check out all these sneakers.
[Cyborg gasping] Did you find the ultimate pair?
No, but we did find some kicks for ourselves.
[farting]
According to this, the ultimate pair is kept deep in the center of the outlet.
But first we'll have to travel through the dark maze of the sole,
bypass the bridge of laces,
and climb the stock room of doom.
What are we waiting for? Titans, go!
Nope.
[growling]
- What was that? - I don't know. It's so dark in this maze.
I'm having a hard time seeing anything.
Do not worry friends. For my new kicks have heels that light up.
See. All the better.
[growling]
[all screaming]
Killer kicks. Run.
[screaming]
Head to the bridge.
They're gaining on us, yo.
We shall never outrun them.
Yes, we can. Cause my new sneakers got wheels. Boo-yah!
[Cyborg] Woo. [laughing]
Hang on.
Quick. Untie those laces.
Ha, ha.
[all growling]
[thuds]
Nice work, everybody.
Now we just need to reach the top of the stock room.
That doesn't sound too hard. Where is it?
All the way up there.
[gulps]
[Robin screaming] [all gasping]
Woah. I'm slipping.
Grab my kicks. They gots that good Velcro, yo.
[grunting, screaming]
[chuckles]
- Ooh. - We made it.
- You can let go now, bruh. - I'm trying.
But the Velcro is stuck to my gloves.
Ah.
Look. The ultimate pair.
And they're all mine.
Drip.
Woo-hoo-ho.
[Beast Boy] Ra Ra's back.
And those kicks have made him to even cooler than before.
You got that right. What's up?
No. Too slow.
Oh, man, that's not cool.
So, Ra Ra, what cool thing you wanna do today?
We could go paragliding off the Eiffel Tower.
Or we go jet skiing in the volcano.
I've gotten an even cooler idea.
I'm gonna give this uncool city a cool makeover.
Starting with the uncoolest thing of all...
Schools.
Drip!
[all screaming]
[Titans gasping]
What is the matter with you, Ra Ra?
I'm just making this city a whole lot cooler, girl.
But not at the expense of schools.
They is important yo. Now change it back, Ra Ra.
No way. Schools are whack.
And so are all of you.
What is the wrong with him?
Those kicks must have warped his mind and made him too cool for school.
Then we better go stop him before he does any more damage.
Drip!
There he is. Grab him, Beast Boy.
I is trying.
His moves are way too cool.
[grunting]
[electronic music playing]
Oh, man, not the middle school.
I can't believe Ra Ra would turn into such an uncool jerk.
Say goodbye to the high-school.
Woo-hoo-hoo.
Not so fast.
- Now that is quite the enough. - Don't make us take you down, dude.
Whatevs! You ain't cool enough to stop me.
Oh, really?
[eagle hawks]
Nice kicks, but nothing can outdrip the ultimate pair.
Oh, I'm not trying outdrip you.
No.
You scuffed my kicks. This is real leather.
It's impossible to get scuffs out.
[Robin screaming, grunts]
My drip is gone.
[crying] This was all for nothing.
It wasn't. This whole experience has taught us a very important lesson.
Yeah, bruh. We learned that it shouldn't matter what shoes you wear.
Or how cool you act.
We should just accept you for who you truly are.
Wow. So does this mean you guys finally think I'm cool?
No!