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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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Thank you
for the gumdrop, Sparkleface.
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[imitates kissing]
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[bomb exploding on TV]
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[elevator bell dings]
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[clangs]
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[keys beeping]
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What up, yo?
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Gah! H-How did you know
I was down here?
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You are not
as stealthy as you think.
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So, what're you
doing down here?
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I'm going to organize
the evidence room.
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Ooh, we've never
been in there before.
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And I intend
to keep it that way.
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You're way too out of control
to be around such
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sensitive material.
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We most certainly are the not.
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If anything, you's trying
to control us too much.
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You're a total control freak.
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I'm not a control freak.
I'm your cool leader.
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Speaking of cool leaders,
what's Batman doing here?
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Batman!
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Hey! Get out of there!
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[all] Ooh!
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[Raven] Wow.
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Ugh! Okay, fine, you can stay
but this room is filled with
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all kinds of dangerous gadgets.
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So, you need to be careful.
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Relax, dude.
We will be careful.
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[all screaming in excitement]
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Yo, guys,
check out Dr. Light's laser.
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- Put that back!
-[Cyborg] Check it out, y'all.
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- I'm the Brain.
-[armor powering up]
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[imitating Brain]
Welcome to your doom, Titans.
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[laughing hysterically]
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-[crashing]
-[chuckling]
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Get out of there, Cyborg!
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[Raven] Ooh, I remember this.
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It's Brother Blood's
hypnosis helmet.
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Whoa! Take that off, Raven.
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Not until
you cluck like a chicken.
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[clucking]
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Now, that's enough.
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[Starfire] Ooh, look friends.
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I have found
the remote that belongs
to the Control Freak.
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Whoa, give me that, Star.
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There's no telling
what that thing can do.
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Oh, very well.
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I shall enjoy using
the rocket launcher
instead. Whoo!
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- Whoa!
-[laughing]
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Stop! You guys
are out of control!
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-[thuds]
- No, we're not.
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We are just having the fun.
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Well, your fun is destroying
valuable evidence.
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I wish I could put
you all on pause.
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-[zaps]
-[gasps]
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I don't believe this.
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- It actually worked. [laughs]
-[slaps]
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[continues laughing
and slapping]
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This is amazing.
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-[zaps]
-[groans] What just happened?
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[grunts] And why does
my face hurt?
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This remote has the ability
to control your movements.
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And if it can do that,
I wonder what else it can do.
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Try hitting the "Info" button.
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-[zaps]
- You are Robin,
member of the Teen Titans.
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You enjoy investing
in rental properties.
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You desperately seek attention
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- and you train for hours--
- Gah! Too much info!
Too much info! La-la-la-la!
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[zaps]
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[all screaming]
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What did you do to our heads?
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I just pressed
the "Swap" button.
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Well, swap 'em back, bro.
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That was not cool, Robin!
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Oh, "Brighten" up, Raven.
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You're right, Robin.
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I shouldn't be upset with that
adorable face of yours.
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Just look at those
cute little cheeks.
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I just wanna pinch 'em.
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- Yes, I do, Yes I do.
-[Robin grunting]
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Too bright! Too bright!
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I'm gonna eat your face!
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Too dark! Too dark!
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Let's just keep you
on "Default."
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What does
the "Sap" button do?
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I don't know, Star.
Let's find out.
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[speaking Spanish]
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- Goal!
-[rumbling]
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Okay, Robin,
you've had your fun.
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Now, let us have the turn.
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Forget it. I finally have
the power to control you guys.
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I'm not giving that up.
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No, c'mon, man. You shouldn't
get to control us.
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Now, give us that remote, fool.
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- No!
-[grunts]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-[Starfire strains]
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-[all screaming]
-[Beast Boy] That's mine.
Hands off!
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[Cyborg] Gimme the remote.
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[gasps]
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[screaming in panic]
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Nice going.
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You hit the "Parental Lock"
button and now we're locked
inside this room.
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[tapping keys]
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[tapping keys]
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Well, do you know the code?
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No, I don't know the code.
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[Cyborg] Don't worry, y'all.
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I'll get that door open.
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Yes! Gabba goo!
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Wait! [screams]
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[all screaming]
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[Robin crashes]
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[coughs]
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Oops, my bad.
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That door is made of
reflective steel.
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Lasers aren't gonna work on it.
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- So, what did you
expect us to do?
-[cocks weapon]
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I want you to sit in that
corner and promise me
you won't touch anything.
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You don't have to treat us
like a bunch of babies.
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No? That's exactly
what I should do.
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-[zaps]
-[reel rewinding]
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Mama!
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This way, Pain Bot can
keep an eye on you while
I find a way out of here.
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[Pain Bot] Pain.
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Now, let's see.
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This door has
a steel hammer lock.
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- There are no air vents.
-[Pain Bot] Pain.
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Pain Bot, please, I'm thinking.
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-[Pain Bot] Pain, pain.
-[grunts]
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[gasps]
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[all clamoring]
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[powering down] Pain, pain,
pain, pain, pain...
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No, no, no. Put that down.
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You're gonna hurt yourself.
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No, it's mine.
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[strains and gasps]
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[grunts]
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Ow!
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[yelps]
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[rattle squeaks]
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[babbling]
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[groans] That's better.
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-[gasps]
-[cooing]
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Yum-yum-yum-yum.
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[sucking and chewing]
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- Gah! Eject!
-[spits]
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[coughs]
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-[gasps]
-[babbling]
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[giggling] Whee!
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Phew! That was close.
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-[sobbing]
-[grunting and screaming]
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[Robin screaming]
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-[bell dings]
-[Starfire] Robin.
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[gasps]
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Look at the me!
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I've got you! I've got you!
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[screams in excitement]
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[gasps]
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[crashes]
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[giggling]
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Ah, this isn't working.
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You're even more out of control
than you were as teenagers.
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What did you expect?
We're babies.
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[Beast Boy farts]
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I know.
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I can keep you guys
under control and get some
helpful advice
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by fast-forwarding you
to a more mature age.
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-[zaps]
-[reel fast-forwarding]
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Okay, Titans,
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I need your combined wisdom
to help get us out of here.
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Uh, what?
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I said I need help
breaking down this door.
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What did he say?
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- I do not know.
- Beats me.
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Try speaking the up, dear.
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[grunts in frustration]
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[shouting] I said
I need help escaping!
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No, thank you.
I'd rather take a nap.
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Now, where's
the "Sleep" button.
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[snoring]
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[mumbling]
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You know, I was once trapped
in a room just like this.
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How did you get out?
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Well, to tell you that story,
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I first have to tell you about
the time
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I took the trolley
down to the city
to buy myself a lemon.
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Just get to the point.
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Now, in those days,
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lemons only cost a nickel,
and ice cream only cost
a penny.
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I don't care much
for ice cream though
on account of my dentures.
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[reel fast-forwarding]
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Back then, the color purple
was called strange blue.
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-[fast-forwarding]
- This fella...
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-[fast-forwarding]
-...in front of my house.
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-[fast-forwarding]
-...on account
of my big bladder.
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[fast-forwarding]
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[sighs]
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-[fast-forwarding]
-[gasps]
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-[reel rewinding]
-...and that was the time when
baseball saved Christmas.
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-[clapping softly]
- Ugh! Just forget it.
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[strains and yelps]
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It is the okay, honey.
We can help you.
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Really? How?
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By doing what seniors do best.
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Criticizing your every move.
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[grunts]
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No, no, no,
not like that, you dummy.
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You are doing it all the wrong.
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Would you two get off my back?
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Okay.
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But you're gonna need
more power than that
to get through that door.
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More power?
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That's it!
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[screen turns off]
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-[Robin] Oops.
-[Cyborg stretching]
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What's goin' on?
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Did I pass in my sleep?
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No, I just hit the
"Power" button and now
we're on the "Input" screen.
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I'll give you some input.
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- You're a blockhead!
- That's it!
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I've had enough
of your senior sass!
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[reel rewinding]
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Now, I just need to figure out
which input reality is on.
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Is it HDMI1?
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00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,283
No, that's the DVD player.
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HDMI2?
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No, that's the VCR.
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Will you just
hand over the remote
and let us figure it out?
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No, I got this situation
under control!
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Wait. I can get us back
by pressing the "Back" button.
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[channel switches]
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Oh, man, Robin just "backed" us
into my war movie.
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Take cover!
243
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,783
Yeah. Just get us
out of here before we get
blown to pieces.
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Then, maybe
it's the "Game" button.
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[video game music playing]
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That ain't it, bro.
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[all screaming]
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I know, we could escape using
"Picture-in-picture."
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[all gasp]
250
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That asteroid is gonna
hit us any moment.
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[all screaming]
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You got to hand over
that remote, Robin,
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and let us fix this
before we all die.
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No, I'm in control!
255
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But, every time
you try to control things,
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you only make 'em worse!
257
00:09:55,681 --> 00:09:57,335
[life warning beeps]
258
00:09:57,378 --> 00:10:00,860
Listen to me, Robin.
You must do the letting
of the go.
259
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,646
[groans] Fine!
260
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:06,431
[sighs] Take it.
261
00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:08,433
Now, how're we gonna
get out of here?
262
00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:09,956
Try the "Rewind" button.
263
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,871
But, that only
turned us into babies.
264
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,656
Unless...
265
00:10:13,699 --> 00:10:15,353
Aim it over there, Cyborg.
266
00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:16,528
You got it.
267
00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:17,485
[zaps]
268
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,357
[reel rewinding]
269
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,013
You're way too
out of control to be around
such sensitive material.
270
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,755
Wait. Didn't we
do this already?
271
00:10:25,798 --> 00:10:27,278
It worked. We're out.
272
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:29,454
[all whooping and cheering]
273
00:10:29,497 --> 00:10:30,847
Thank you, Titans.
274
00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,763
I see now that some things
are beyond my control.
275
00:10:33,806 --> 00:10:34,807
That's right, yo.
276
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,679
You can't control us, fool.
277
00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:38,332
We are who we are.
278
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,683
Now, we should probably put
that remote some place safe,
279
00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:42,162
so it won't do any more harm.
280
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,904
But first, I think it's time
we got a little payback.
281
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,384
- Wait, what?
-[reel rewinding]
282
00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:47,690
-[cooing]
-[Beast Boy laughs]
283
00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:49,126
[fast-forwarding]
284
00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:53,608
-[speaking Spanish]
-[laughing]
285
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,132
[yells] Goal!