1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:02,871 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:04,502 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,886 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:07,659 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:08,703 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,233 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,669 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,889 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,546 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,059 - [typing] - [Robin grunting] 11 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,680 [straining] 12 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,032 [Robin grunting] 13 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,339 [slaps] Man, give me that. 14 00:00:35,383 --> 00:00:37,341 You'll never open it with them tiny baby hands. 15 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,647 I can open it. 16 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,127 I was just trying to be careful. 17 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,825 This could be a very valuable bag of chips. 18 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,044 But they're just chips, yo. 19 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,523 How can they be valuable? 20 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,830 Because of the sweepstakes. 21 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:50,006 Inside every bag, is a chance to win, 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,660 a kajillion dollars. 23 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,357 [all whooping] 24 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,422 - [electricity crackling] - The suspense is overloading my circuits. 25 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,404 [explosion] 26 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,840 Open the bag! Open the bag! 27 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:58,947 - [grunting] - [bag pops open] 28 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,060 [munching] 29 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:02,887 [burps] 30 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,063 Did we win? 31 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,239 Hold on. 32 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,936 I think I see something at the bottom. 33 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,069 [Robin screaming] 34 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,005 - [Robin and Beast Boy screaming] - [Cyborg screaming] 35 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:14,552 [Robin continues screaming] 36 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:18,817 Oh, my goodness! We won! 37 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,297 [excitedly] We are rich! 38 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:21,820 [chuckling] We're not just rich. 39 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:24,388 We're filthy, stinking rich! 40 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,303 Yeah, like them corporate Fat Cats. 41 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,696 [meows] 42 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,916 Yes. We shall live like the cats who are the fat. 43 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:35,007 And no one shall ever, ever the stop us! 44 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:35,921 [doorbell rings] 45 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:36,965 Who is that? 46 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:39,707 [static] 47 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:40,875 [suspenseful music playing] 48 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,842 - It's the IRS. - The I-R-what now? 49 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,323 The IRS. As in the Internal Revenue Service? 50 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,672 It's the government agency 51 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,370 responsible for collecting taxes. 52 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:53,069 And the taxes are... 53 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,549 I'm so glad you've asked, Star. 54 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,812 Money we pay to the government to fund vital services 55 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,857 like road maintenance, the fire department, 56 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:02,861 health inspectors, sanitation and much, much more. 57 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,299 But I don't want no government agents taking my money. 58 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,736 Yeah, it was hard opening up that bag of chips 59 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:08,887 and eating our way to the bottom. 60 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,173 Relax. 61 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,175 The IRS isn't going to take all of our money. 62 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,221 They're only going to take half. 63 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:15,526 [all screaming in fear] 64 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,833 - What... - ...the heck, Robin? 65 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:21,010 How greedy can these government agents get? 66 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,925 Look, even after we pay our taxes, 67 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,492 the amount of money we get to keep 68 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:25,710 is still obscene. 69 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:28,191 Forget it! I don't want to pay no taxes. 70 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:31,020 These IRS agents are straight up evil, dude. 71 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:33,370 I say we get the rid of them. 72 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:37,069 Great idea, Star. Azarath Metrion Zinthos. 73 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,291 [apprehensively] What did you do, Raven? 74 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:44,512 I created a world where the IRS doesn't exist. 75 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:47,993 But without the IRS, no one will pay their taxes. 76 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:50,082 and all of the government services will disappear. 77 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,128 [people screaming] 78 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:53,956 Fine by me. 79 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,827 We do not need the services, Robin. 80 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,177 Yeah, we's gonna spend our money 81 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,657 way smarter than them, dumb governmentalists would. 82 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,877 Now who's up for a shopping spree? 83 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,574 [all cheering] 84 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,054 [grumbles] 85 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:07,970 [upbeat music playing] 86 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,194 Yo, check this one out. 87 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,674 Ooh, it's got solid gold rims. 88 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,023 [narrator reading] Elegance! 89 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,329 The jet engine! 90 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,026 [narrator reading] Horsepower! 91 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:23,072 It's even got a hot tub. 92 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,815 [trembling] So relaxing. 93 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,251 [narrator reading] Water! 94 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,645 But buying a sports car is a huge waste of money. 95 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,386 It's going to lose a third of its value 96 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,865 the minute we drive it off the lot. 97 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:35,563 Who cares? 98 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,652 We've got suitcases full of money. 99 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,350 Yeah. And living that Fat Cat lifestyle, baby. 100 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,657 Now let us enjoy our new purchase 101 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,834 by making it go the... [imitates engine revving] 102 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:46,878 Vroom! 103 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,663 - [all cheering] - [crashing] 104 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,839 Oh, yeah, this is gonna be sick. 105 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:51,970 [upbeat music playing] 106 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,972 - [wheels screeching] - [all cheering] 107 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,717 [all grunting in pain] 108 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,328 [car thudding] 109 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,155 [all exclaiming] 110 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,421 [all screaming] 111 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,992 Oh, man, not our beautiful car! 112 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,037 [all screaming] 113 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,259 Ugh. I think it's totaled, yo. 114 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:22,697 Who put the cavities in the middle of the road? 115 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,829 Those aren't cavities. There are potholes. 116 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,831 Well, why isn't anyone fixing them? 117 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,312 Because no one is paying their taxes anymore. 118 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:32,184 No taxes equals no money for road maintenance. 119 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,360 [loud explosion] 120 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,926 [all screaming] 121 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:39,322 Quick, Titans, we have to put this fire out immediately! 122 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:42,325 Relax, dude. All we gotta do is call the fire department. 123 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,632 [dead tone] 124 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,349 [automated voice] We're sorry. The number you have reached is not in service. 125 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,723 Huh. Considering it's funded by tax dollars, 126 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,855 the fire department no longer exists. 127 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:51,900 [loud explosion] 128 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:53,553 [people clamoring] 129 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,818 That's okay. 130 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:57,732 I'm sure the blaze will eventually burn itself out. 131 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,560 [stomach rumbling] 132 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,257 Ooh. All of this excitement 133 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,738 has worked up quite the appetites. 134 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,348 I know a great burger place nearby. 135 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,089 - That sounds good. - Indeed. 136 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:09,483 Then let's buy a helicopter and fly there, y'all. 137 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:10,614 [all cheering] 138 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,748 [amusing music playing] 139 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,625 [Raven] Wow. What a great use of our money. 140 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,020 We'll take four hamburgers... 141 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,065 And one veggie burger, please. 142 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,984 How much of the cash money do we owe you? 143 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:34,943 [cash register beeps and dings] 144 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,511 [all gasp] 145 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:40,252 How can they charge us so much for the meat patties? 146 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,167 Because there's no tax funded government 147 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,995 to stop them from price gouging. 148 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,214 Okay, I'll pay it. 149 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,998 But this better be one tasty burger. 150 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,043 [rock music playing] 151 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,351 - [munching] - Hey! 152 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:52,874 This is pretty good. 153 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:53,917 Mm-hmm? 154 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,105 But why does mine taste so crunchy? 155 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,575 [exclaims in disgust] 156 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,055 Cockroaches! 157 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,796 [all exclaiming and retching] 158 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,408 Why are there so many bugs in our foods? 159 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,670 Because no taxes means 160 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,542 the city can't pay for a health inspector. 161 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,282 Ugh. I need to rinse my mouth out. 162 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,588 Here you go, mama. 163 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:12,807 [gulps] 164 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,026 [spits] Ew! What's wrong with the water? 165 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:18,247 The city's pipes are aging and fixing them requires... 166 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,727 [all] Tax dollars. 167 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,903 I'm beginning to see how the lack of the taxes 168 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,471 can deteriorate our quality of the living. 169 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:27,038 So you're willing to start paying your taxes now? 170 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:29,214 - No, man, are you crazy? - [Starfire scoffs] 171 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:32,000 We do not have to worry about a crumbling society 172 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,829 as long as we have the money. 173 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:35,873 Speaking of money, 174 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,111 we're down to our last suitcase. 175 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,833 So we need to make sure we don't lose it. 176 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,138 Don't worry, mama. 177 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,402 Ain'ts nothing gonna separate me from this money. 178 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,055 [ominous music playing] 179 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,362 [roars] 180 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,406 Ow! 181 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,233 [starts engine] 182 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:50,888 No! 183 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,237 Our monies. 184 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,718 What's with all these wild animals running around? 185 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,198 Without budget-saving tax dollars, 186 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,243 the zoo must have been forced to release them. 187 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,332 Quick! Someone call animal control. 188 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,422 There is no animal control. 189 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,249 Oh, man. So now we're broke? 190 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:05,729 I'm afraid so. 191 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,471 [groans] Living in a tax free world is horrible. 192 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,995 Unless you have tons of money to fix all of your problems. 193 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:14,477 Then we need to fix this world by bringing back the IRS. 194 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,870 But I can't bring them back. 195 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:16,958 They no longer exist. 196 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:20,004 Then, perhaps, we should become the IRS 197 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:22,442 and collect the tax money ourselves. 198 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,356 Great idea, Star. 199 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,227 Then it's settled. 200 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,751 Teen Tax-Mans, go, collect! 201 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,712 Give us half of your pay check! 202 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,237 [laughing] 203 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,897 - [bone cracking] - [Kid Flash screams in pain] 204 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:45,855 [grunting] 205 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,685 Teen Tax-Mans, 206 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,731 convert tax dollars into public services! 207 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,559 [grunting loudly] 208 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,565 Hi-yah! 209 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:00,609 Whoo-hoo! 210 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,020 Good work, Team Tax-mans. 211 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,223 We've made a lot of progress. 212 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,458 But we still need more tax dollars 213 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,938 to fix the rest of the city. 214 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,548 [sirens wailing] 215 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,005 But where are we supposed to get that money? 216 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,857 We've collected taxes from everyone. 217 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,467 Not everyone. 218 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,818 Oh, no. There's one group that is yet to pay their taxes. 219 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,994 The corporate Fat Cats. 220 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,387 How do we find them, yo? 221 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,824 Well, Fat Cats love staying on top. 222 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,305 So all we have to do is look up. 223 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,047 [jazz music playing] 224 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,441 [meows] 225 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:52,706 Whoa. Those are some big Fat Cats. 226 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,664 Now let's go get 'em. 227 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,274 [upbeat rock music playing] 228 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:58,929 [sweetly] Mr. Fat Cats... 229 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,653 - [shouts] ...pay your taxes! - [cat yowls] 230 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,280 [cat snarling] 231 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:04,848 These Fat Cats are really good at evading taxes. 232 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,372 [straining] We got a big one. 233 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,852 [straining] But he's so heavy. 234 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,637 We can't shakes the monies out. 235 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:11,594 [Beast Boy groans] 236 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,943 - Argh! - [cat snarling] 237 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,815 These Cats have learned to become tax exempt. 238 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:15,903 [yowls] 239 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,207 [all screaming] 240 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,691 Oh, mans. We never gonna get that money. 241 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,041 If only there was a way we could outsmart them. 242 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,696 Hmm. I've got it! 243 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,743 We'll use the one thing no Fat Cat can resist. 244 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,005 A loophole. 245 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:31,919 [bell tingles] 246 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:33,050 [all meowing] 247 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,575 [grunts in effort] 248 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,577 [all meowing] 249 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,103 [cat farts] 250 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,933 Quick! Close the loopholes! 251 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,240 Whoo-hoo! We did it! 252 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,417 [all cheering] 253 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,245 Ooh, yeah! 254 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,901 [Robin] With all the taxes collected, 255 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,816 we were able to restore Jump City, 256 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,818 to its former publicly-funded glory. 257 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,168 I think we all learned a valuable lesson today 258 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,388 about the importance of paying our taxes. 259 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,607 [doubtfully] Oh. 260 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,826 Oh, yeah, I remember that. 261 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,741 Oh, the yes. 262 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:12,785 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 263 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,180 [groans] You guys didn't learn anything, did you? 264 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,052 Uh, nope.