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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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You're probably wondering,
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"How did we
arrive at this moment?"
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Well, I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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Which is weird 'cause
this happened today.
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What's you got there, yo?
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What? This?
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It's only the best birthday
gift Batman will ever receive.
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Aw, man,
not this again.
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What?
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Every year, you try to win
the Batman's approval
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by giving him
the perfect birthday gift.
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And every year
you end up the disappointed.
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Stop torturing yourself, bro.
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It's never gonna happen.
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Yes, it will
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because this year I'm going
to deliver this gift myself.
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So Batman can see
how much hard work
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I've put into his birthday.
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Wow, so you're going to drive
all the way to Gotham city,
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just to get
on Batman's good side?
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That's right.
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Well I'm sorry to put
a damper on your plans,
my man,
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but the T-car is in the shop.
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Not a problem.
I can take the bus.
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No way!
He's gonna ride the bus?
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We love riding the bus.
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You can take
a nap while you travel.
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And they make
those sweet bus noises like...
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and...
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And the wheels on the bus
go the round and the round
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all through the town.
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Can we's come along?
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- Ooh, please?
- The please?
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I suppose
I could use the company.
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Great, then it's settled.
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Gotham city here we come.
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Ow.
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Sweet! It's empty.
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It looks like we gots
our own party bus, yo.
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Hmm, guess we're not
the only passengers.
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Well, I for the one
am excited
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to meet
our delightful new friends.
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Hi.
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Relax, Star.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
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They're just clowns.
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Hey, who you calling a clown?
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I'm just clowning ya.
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So you are not
the evil clowns
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who wish to
drag us into the sewer?
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No, we're fun clowns
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on the way
to the Clown Convention.
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Lots of face painting,
balloon shaping,
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and magic tricks, wow.
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It's the best day of the year.
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You guys wanna come?
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We got extra costumes.
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Oh, we'd love to but
we're on
a very important miss...
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- Yes.
- We're in.
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Hurray.
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Beastie,
spraying a clown in the face
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is like the most
offensive thing you can do
in clown culture.
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How's I supposed to know that?
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Get him.
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I can't believe this.
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I know right,
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you cause one little fight
and they kick you off the bus.
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The nerve of those dudes!
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No, I can't believe
I let you guys tag along.
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Now, we're stranded out
in the middle of Nowhere.
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Relax, dude, maybe Raven's
spell book can help.
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- Uh-oh.
- What is the wrong?
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I think I left my spell book
on the bus.
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"Azarath Metrion Zinthos?"
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Great, at this rate
we're never gonna get
to Gotham City.
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Look on the bright side,
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now we have an excuse
to check out
some of the local sites.
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There you Rodeo clowns are!
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We've been
looking all over for you.
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Rodeo clowns?
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Huh? Whoa!
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Wow!
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Oh, look, friends.
It is the 10-gallon milk hat.
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Howdy the partner?
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Yep-yep-yee!
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I am getting the hang of this.
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Wow, she's doing really well.
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I'm just relieved
we don't have to go in there.
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Go get 'em, clowns.
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Titans,
let's get out of here.
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Woah, there, there.
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You've tamed the beast, Star.
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Oh, he is no beast.
He is my friend.
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And I have named him
Lactose Free Cowmilk.
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Now go.
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Go and be free,
Lactose, my gentle friend.
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You know what that
beautiful display of friendship
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reminds me of?
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The fact that
I'm running out of time
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to get this gift to Batman.
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Chill, bro,
we'll get you there.
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But how?
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We could do that.
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Yeehaw.
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Well,
that's a helpful coincidence.
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Please, what is the Gurning?
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Gurning is
when you contort your face
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into a grotesque expression.
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Like this.
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Or this.
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Or this.
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That be hilarious, yo.
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That car will be ours.
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Titans, go to the Tri-county
Gurning Championship.
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Woah! Check this place out.
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So many of the people,
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with so few of the teeth.
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I can't believe
this is an actual sport.
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It's not as easy as it looks,
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it takes years of practicing
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poor oral hygiene and
a few minutes of Gurn training.
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Titans,
keep your eyes on the prize.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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let the Gurning begin.
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Oh, yeah,
I'mma gurn it up.
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I yearn for the gurn.
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Feel the gurn.
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I don't gurn.
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Don't worry, team,
I got this.
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I was born to gurn.
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Ladies and Gurnlemen.
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The moment
you've all been gurning for...
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- The Gurning Finals.
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In the red corner is Cyborg.
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And in the blue corner,
the six-time gurning champion
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- Potato face.
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Gentlemen,
get your gurn on.
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You've gots this, Cy.
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The winner...
Cyborg.
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Nobody cares about that.
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We just won a car.
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Gah! This is a disaster.
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We're still stuck here.
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And we don't even know
where "here" is.
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Friends, look.
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It's the clown bus, yo.
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Those clowns
must have used my spell book
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and accidentally turned
themselves into fish zombies.
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Run!
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Oh, this looks
like the end.
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Any moment,
those fish zombies are
gonna rip us limb from limb.
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And the worst part is
that I have once again
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failed to get
Batman's approval.
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Lactose!
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Nothing's fate honey.
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I can't wait to see
the look on Batman's face
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when he opens this.
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Ooh, what does the note say?
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Just leave the gift, then?
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What else does it say?
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Nothing just,
"Your pal, Batman."
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I am sorry,
friend Robin.
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Sorry? For what?
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Did you hear that?
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"Your pal, Batman."
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I'm Batman's pal!
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You're not Batman's pal,
'cause I'm Batman's pal.
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♪ The Dark Knight likes me
The Dark Knight likes me ♪
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♪ We're total besties
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- I'm pretty sure
that wasn't directed at...
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You're not Batman's pal,
'cause I'm Batman's pal.