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♪ Go!
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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The clock is ticking, George.
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Our pitch
for the new Teen Titans
is due in less than 24 hours.
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What do we have so far?
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The same thing we had
five minutes ago, Marv.
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Squat! Zip!
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Zero!
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- Well, it's a start.
- Not really.
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This assignment isn't easy.
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The Teen Titans
have been around
in various forms since 1964.
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Now we have to come up with
a new idea to reinvent them,
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and save DC Comics
from certain financial doom!
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No pressure.
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We need a fresh take,
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something that
will breathe life
into these characters.
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Teen Titans. Teen Titans.
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Teen Tit... I've got it.
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Hit me with it.
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What if they're
super muscular...
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super ripped,
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super tight?
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The Teen Tight-Hands!
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Deep underground,
in the cobble tunnel,
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our superheroes get pumped.
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Yeah, Tight-Hands!
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Lookin' tight.
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The tightness I am feeling
is at maximum levels.
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Yeah, Ravhand, flex that flexor.
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Yeah, Cyhand, yeah!
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Yeah, baby!
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We're the tightest, hands down!
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Yeah!
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It's the emergency hand signal.
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We must lend a helping hand.
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Tight-Hands,
to the Flying Valhands.
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Yeah!
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Meanwhile,
at the Jump City bridge,
panic is being wreaked
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by the arch nemesis
of the Teen Tight-Hands,
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The Atomic Toe!
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No, Mr. Frostbite.
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No, no, no, The Clipper.
Yeah!
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Look, The Clipper
and his army of Clippertrons
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are clipping the cables
to the Jump City bridge.
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Ooh! You gotta hand it to him.
That's pretty under-handed.
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It's time to get a handle
on the situation.
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Tight-Hands, yeah!
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Teen Tight-Hands?
You'll never stop me.
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Clippertrons, clip 'em!
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Fist grip. Yeah!
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The rock, the paper,
the scissors.
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Yeah!
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Flick, flick,
flick, flick. Yeah!
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Supersonic snap.
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Power punch. Yeah!
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No!
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You won't be slipping
through my fingers this time.
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Looks like we got
the upper hand.
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Tight-Hands, high-five!
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Yeah!
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That is literally
the worst idea we've ever had.
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It might actually be
the worst idea anyone ever had.
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It's all part of
the creative process.
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Gotta dig through the dirt
to get to the gold.
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But the Teen Titans have
been around for two decades.
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I feel like we're trying
to reinvent the wheel here.
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That's why we're here
in our favorite diner
taking a pitstop.
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Hmm. Wheel.
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Pitstop.
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What is it, George?
What have you got?
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What if... the Teen Titans
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are a superhero Formula One
pit crew?
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Faster than a speeding bullet
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shot from a speeding car.
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Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!
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We're the fastest pit crew
in the sport of motors.
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1.81 seconds, baby.
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I'm getting a distress call.
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Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!
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Meanwhile, in Jump City,
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a crime is in progress
at the National Bank.
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Jack it up!
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Hose 'em down.
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Roll 'em out.
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1.81 seconds, baby.
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I'm getting
another distress call.
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Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!
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- Give me the bag, lady.
- Help, help!
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Jack it up.
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- Wheels locked.
- Helmet on.
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Go, go, go!
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1.81 seconds, baby.
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It's Batman.
He forgot his lunch.
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Let's move.
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- Bread.
- Ham.
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Cheese.
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Veggies.
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Spread.
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Bread.
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1.81 seconds, baby.
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Go, go, go!
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These ideas are the worst!
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We still have time
to come up with something,
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but we're gonna have
to pull an all-nighter.
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Oh, I don't know
if my body can handle it.
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Don't be ridiculous, George.
You've got a super body.
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Thanks, Marv.
Wait. That's it.
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Super body. Come on, Marv,
we gotta get back to work.
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Everyone knows Superman is
the most powerful superhero
of all time, right?
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Yeah, he's
practically indestructible.
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And we all know
his body has incredible powers.
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Yeah, the man is bullet-proof.
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But no one ever talks about
what's inside his body.
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What if, inside
the greatest superhero
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lived the greatest team
of superheroes?
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Organs, status report.
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Cylungs are steady, Starheart.
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Adrenaraven gland on standby.
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Oh, yeah!
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Bladder Boy nearly full.
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Robin the Appendix
is functioning... I think.
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Even as a super organ,
Robin has no powers.
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Incoming!
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Minimal damage sustained.
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That's super skin, yo.
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Super Organs, activate.
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Initiating acceleration
of the heart rate.
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Increasing oxygen intake.
Breathe, baby, breathe!
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Right in the appendix.
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Bladder level's
at full capacity.
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We needs a potty break, yo.
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Potty break?
We can't take a potty break.
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We're in the middle of a fight.
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You're gonna have to hold it.
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Holding. Holding.
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We cannot take
much more of this.
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We need
the extra rush of energy.
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Got it.
Triggering adrenal gland now.
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All right!
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We love you, Superman.
You're the best.
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Superman always gets
all the credit.
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I feel not like the heart,
but like the liver
that is chopped.
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Maybe he needs to be reminded
who's really in control.
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Good idea.
Bladder Boy, you may release.
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Releasing the bladder!
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We don't
love you anymore, Superman.
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You're the worst.
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It's over, George.
We've been up all night,
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and we still don't have
a fresh, viable take
on the Titans.
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Well, let me check
my back pocket.
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I always keep something
in there.
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- Eh?
- Well, it'll have to do.
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These new Teen Titans
will probably only run
for six issues anyway.
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Let's go.
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Pit Crew Titans?
What were we thinking?
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Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!
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- Nope.
- Come on, get out of here.
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Get. You're get.
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Jeez, Louise!