1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,090 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:04,482 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,962 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:07,616 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:09,618 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,407 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:17,713 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,850 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,333 [video game beeping] 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,728 [explosion] 12 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,164 Good news, Titans. 13 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,210 It's time for our hotly-anticipated 14 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,516 annual team assessment meeting. 15 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,475 - Yay! - [honking horn] 16 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:42,129 [all groan] 17 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,261 Now, first thing on the agenda is 18 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,828 the team leader report. 19 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:51,225 Robin, is that font [shudders] Comic Sans? 20 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,096 Why, yes. I figured a fun font 21 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,794 would come off as more quirky and relatable. 22 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,753 [honking horn] 23 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,644 Comic Sans is one of the worst fonts in the history of fonts. 24 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:01,409 Tell me it's just on the title page. 25 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:04,760 [clicking remote] 26 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:08,416 Aah! My eyes! My eyes! 27 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:11,245 Oh, I get it. Cyborg's a font snob. 28 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:14,465 What? I am a font connoisseur. 29 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:17,338 We have a world of wonderous typefaces at our disposal, 30 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:21,603 and yet, people insist on abusing the same garbage fonts over and over again. 31 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,822 What's the big deal? It's just letters, dude. 32 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,911 Typography is an art, Beastie. 33 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:27,565 Allow me to illustrate. 34 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:28,653 For exhibit A, 35 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,133 we have an announcement for a 36 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:32,701 [in intense voice] serious business meeting 37 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,703 [in normal voice] at 3:30 in the conference room. 38 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,618 That does looks like serious business. 39 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:39,142 And for exhibit B, you can see there's a 40 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,623 [in mock baby voice] Pretty Kitty Jamboree 41 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,253 [in normal voice] at 5:30 in the Rec Center. 42 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:45,627 Ooh! I would love to go to 43 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,150 the Pretty Kitty Jamboree. 44 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,457 But, would you be interested in some 45 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,155 [in mock baby voice] serious business? 46 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:55,985 Oh, no! Nows that business ain't gots no seriousness at all. 47 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:57,421 [in normal voice] And what about a 48 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,510 [in intense voice] Pretty Kitty Jamboree? 49 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,077 [cat yowls] 50 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,471 [gasps] What evil magic is this? 51 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,518 [in normal voice] Exactly. 52 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,738 Type makes an impact on whatever you're reading. 53 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,348 Yeah, Robin. You heards the mans. 54 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,871 Change the dang font. 55 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,960 Okay, okay. Fine. What should I change it to? 56 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,094 Ooh! What about that one? 57 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,835 - Papyrus? - Yes. 58 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:22,533 It will make the letters look the mystical, 59 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:26,755 like the scroll handed down from an ancient civilization. 60 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:30,976 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 61 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,805 Ugh! So cliche. That one's way overused. 62 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:36,199 What about Impact? 63 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,245 That's the one they use for all the best memes. 64 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,463 [cat meowing] 65 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:40,769 Are you kidding me, dude? 66 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,423 Impact is total cringe. 67 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,729 I like Century Gothic. 68 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,557 It's simple, sleek and straightforward. 69 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,212 - Psh. Basic. - Excuse me? 70 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,909 - The Papyrus! - No. 71 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,085 [all yelling simultaneously] 72 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,913 Guys, guys! Settle down. 73 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:57,394 I'll just change the font to something else. 74 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,875 Hm. What about this one? 75 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:08,057 [in slow motion] Robin, no! 76 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,058 [remote clicks] 77 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:10,451 [robotic chatter] 78 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,410 [explosion] 79 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,500 [robotic chatter] 80 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:17,849 [horn honks] 81 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,329 [robotic chatter] 82 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:22,898 [robotic chatter] 83 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:25,944 - [barking] - [yelling] 84 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,250 [robotic chatter] 85 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:31,254 [women screaming] 86 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,561 I... I... I can't change the font back. 87 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,563 Of course you can't, you colossal clod. 88 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,217 You clicked on Zimdings. 89 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,219 Zimdings? 90 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:42,352 Yes. The most dangerous and loathsome font in the entire world. 91 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:46,269 It's so awful that anyone who chooses Zimdings of their volition 92 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,010 will trigger the Typocalypse, 93 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:50,230 which is what's happening right now. 94 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:53,798 [gasps] How do we save the world from the Typocalypse? 95 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,278 The only way to stop it 96 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,889 is to hunt down the man behind the font. 97 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,717 Winston Q. Dingbert. 98 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:03,112 Long ago, Dingbert unveiled his new font Zimdings, 99 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,332 but his new font was booed and rejected 100 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,291 for the complete and utter abomination that it is. 101 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,206 He was convicted for the terrible crime 102 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,034 of creating the world's dumbest font, 103 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,992 and as punishment, he was exiled 104 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:16,256 on the Island of Garbage Fonts. 105 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,432 We've gotta find him and make him answer 106 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:19,911 for his crimes against humanity. 107 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,043 That settles it, then. 108 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,958 To the Island of Garbage Fonts! 109 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,394 Titans, go! 110 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:30,313 [dramatic music] 111 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,446 [thunder rumbling] 112 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,317 If the legends are true, 113 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,623 Dingbert should be hiding 114 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,165 somewhere in the center of the island. 115 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,843 Sweet. Let's go. 116 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,759 Careful. This is the Island of Garbage Fonts. 117 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,848 The horrors you are about to experience here 118 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,850 will haunt you for the rest of your days. 119 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:47,417 [thunder rumbles] 120 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,898 Uh, it doesn't really seem that bad, bro. 121 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,334 [cheerful island music] 122 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:56,121 Ew! Comic Sans crabs! Nasty! 123 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:59,777 Ugh! Helvetic hills? Gross! 124 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,953 [shudders] Brush Script bushes. 125 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,565 - This place is the worst. - [twig snaps] 126 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,262 Who's there? Show yourself. 127 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,048 [babbling] 128 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,007 - Huh? - Stop right there! 129 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,791 It's speaking in Zimdings! 130 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,664 Where's your leader, you tasteless heathen? 131 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:19,188 [babbling] 132 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:22,147 I said, "Where is your leader?" 133 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,584 Wait a second, Cyborg. 134 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,063 I think he's trying to help us. 135 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,935 [babbling] 136 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,807 See, Cyborg. Your font snobbery almost cost us a lead. 137 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,156 The shame on you! 138 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,520 Where's your village, little dude? 139 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:33,942 [babbling] 140 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,470 [reggae party music] 141 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,263 [babbling] 142 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:55,877 That's him. Winston Q. Dingbert. 143 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,400 Hands in the air, fool! 144 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,663 Oh, my. What's all this, then? 145 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,666 Don't play dumb, Dingbert. The world's been Zimding-ed. 146 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,233 And we know you're the one responsible. 147 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:07,367 - Oh, my goodness! How terrible! - What? 148 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,195 With a world of wonderous typefaces at our disposal, 149 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,283 it would be a shame 150 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:12,372 not to see all of them 151 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,329 in their full glory, 152 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,243 wouldn't you say? 153 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:15,940 Yeah, he would say that. 154 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:18,595 Wait. So you're not responsible for the Typocalypse? 155 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,380 Of course not. 156 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,860 Now, come. We must apprehend whoever is abusing my font 157 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,906 for such nefarious purposes. 158 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,603 Please, do come in. 159 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,344 I'll make a pot of tea. 160 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,693 Wow, Cyborg. 161 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,565 Way to judge a book by its typeface. 162 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,568 [melancholic music] 163 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,613 It must be tough for a nice old man like you 164 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:38,833 to be so far away from the rest of civilization. 165 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,662 Oh, not to worry, dear. I get by. 166 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:44,447 Of course, I was distraught when I washed up on this island 167 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,101 to spend the rest of my days in exile... 168 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,582 but then I met the Dingbats, 169 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,671 a native people without a language. 170 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:52,324 I taught them Zimdings, 171 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:54,414 and they took me in as one of their own. 172 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:58,418 It's been a long time since I felt such purpose in my life. 173 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,724 That's [sobs] beautiful. 174 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,161 Oh, so the heartwarming. 175 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:04,728 But Mr. Dingbert, 176 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,314 if you're not the one behind the Typocalypse, 177 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,688 then who is? 178 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,559 Well, I may have some answers for you. 179 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:12,823 But first, I have a little something I need to show you. 180 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,477 [beeps] 181 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,653 [Titans gasp and shout] 182 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:20,396 [grunts, sighs] 183 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,658 [Titans gasp] 184 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,138 Oh, the no! 185 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,749 The Papyrus has been the imprisoned. 186 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,272 Impact's here, too. 187 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,752 And Century Gothic. 188 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:30,972 Not you, too, Comic Sans! 189 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:33,409 Mm. I think that one deserves to be locked up. 190 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,543 [evil laughter] 191 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:41,504 I see you all have impeccable taste 192 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,463 in garbage fonts. 193 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:44,899 Not that it matters, 194 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,162 but when you voluntarily clicked on Zimdings, 195 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:50,382 I sprung the trap that I set so many years ago. 196 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,950 All the world's fonts are now imprisoned, 197 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,865 leaving only Zimdings. 198 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:58,216 Prepare to witness its true power! 199 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:07,574 Behold! I am Lord Zimding! 200 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:08,836 [Titans gasp] 201 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,059 [Raven grunts] 202 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,498 [Raven yells, grunts] 203 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,022 [yelling] 204 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:23,067 [shrieks] 205 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:25,374 [both yelling] 206 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,288 [both grunt] 207 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,331 [yells] 208 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,987 [screams] 209 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,816 [grunts] We're no match for his font-faced powers. 210 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,165 I have an idea. 211 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,732 We can free the other fonts 212 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,081 and harness their power. 213 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,169 Titans, go! 214 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,652 I am Princess Papyrus. 215 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,744 And I'm Gothic Centurion. 216 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:49,790 [growling] 217 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,620 Get a load of Captain Impact. 218 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,234 And I'm Arial Black. 219 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,931 And together we are 220 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,194 the League of Garbage Fonts. 221 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,238 What? 222 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:05,849 Super! 223 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,590 - Mega! - Laser! 224 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,896 Blast! 225 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:11,637 [grunts] 226 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,121 He is the too powerful. 227 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:20,037 Our four combined font powers are not enough. 228 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:23,258 Quick, Cyborg. Merge with Comic Sans! 229 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,694 Nuh-uh! No way! 230 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,957 I am not merging with that garbage font. 231 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:29,133 You have to put aside your font snobbery 232 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,352 or the world is doomed! 233 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,188 Ugh. Fine. 234 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,625 I guess I'll merge with this stupid old font. 235 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,106 [horn honks] 236 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:48,849 I am Super Comic Sans! 237 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,024 And I summon... 238 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,634 - Super! - Mega! 239 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,027 - Laser! - Blast! 240 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,637 Attack! 241 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,031 No! No! 242 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,692 [crowd cheering] 243 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,699 - Thank you, Titans. - Huh? 244 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,831 I thoughts you guys didn't have your own language. 245 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,267 What? No way. 246 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,530 Dingbert forced us to use his dumb language. 247 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,968 We already had a native culture of our own 248 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,709 way before this fool showed up. 249 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,189 - Take that, colonizer! - [grunts] 250 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,104 Gadzooks! [grunts] 251 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,977 - [all laughing] - Font fight! 252 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,369 Thanks, guys. 253 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,980 And I'm sorry for being a font snob. 254 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,025 I guess there's no such thing as a bad font. 255 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,505 It just depends on how you use it. 256 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:37,700 - [blow lands] - [Dingbert grunts] 257 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:41,684 - [all laughing] - Font fight! 258 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,991 [Cyborg] Oh, no! That is not gonna cut it. 259 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,688 [Starfire] How about the Papyrus? 260 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,082 [Raven] No way. We need some Century Gothic. 261 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,606 [Beast Boy] Nuh-uh! Impact, baby! 262 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,043 [Robin] Guys, it's gotta be Arial Black. 263 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,958 [Cyborg] Wait, I got it. 264 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:57,961 [Cyborg] See! Now that's a nice font right there.