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♪ Go!
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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What's the matter, Star?
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The Silkie, he is the missing.
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Now that you mention it,
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we haven't seen Silkie
in a long time.
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It's been like
four crime-fighting seasons
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since I seen that fool.
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We used to try and squeeze him
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into a few missions
here and there
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but there's really not much
you can do with that guy.
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My sweet little Bumgorf
is the lost.
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Hey, don't worry, Star.
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We'll find Silkie.
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After all,
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the Teen Titans are known
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for our world class
detective skills.
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I thought we was known
for our dookie jokes.
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Ow!
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We can be known
for more than one thing.
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Ah!
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Ah-ha! A clue.
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We just need
to follow this slime trail
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and find clues to where
Silkie might have gone.
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Look around, Titans.
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And let me know
if you find anything unusual.
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Yo, guys.
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I founds a bottle of baby oil.
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And I found a can of spray tan.
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And I found this map
of Central Europe.
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That's it.
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Silkie hasn't gone missing,
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he went to Austria
to fulfill his dream
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of becoming
a world famous bodybuilder.
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Silkie hit the gym hard,
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pumping out some serious reps,
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and developing
a robust upper body.
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He'd strut around the gym
all like...
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Look at my ginormous pecs.
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I am huge!
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This annoyed
the gym's reigning champ,
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Sergei.
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What's with the pants?
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Real bodybuilders
wear booty shorts.
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But Silkie
couldn't wear booty shorts
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because hidden beneath
his workout pants
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was an embarrassing secret.
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Silkie had chicken legs.
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So what? Lots of people
skip leg day.
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Yes! But Silkie's legs
weren't just skinny.
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They were actual chicken legs.
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And when Sergei found out,
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he was like...
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You're never going to beat me
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with them chicken calves.
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Silkie felt ashamed.
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And he said to himself...
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Maybe I should just give up.
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But then he heard
a voice behind him say...
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Just 'cause you got
chicken legs don't mean
you gotta be no chicken.
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It just means
you gotta train like one.
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Faster! Faster!
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Lower! Lower!
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No breaks! I wanna see
diamonds in those calves.
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Diamonds!
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The day of
the competition arrived.
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Sergei and Silkie were all up
in each other's faces like...
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I will crush you.
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Bring it on.
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They were equally
impressive in each pose.
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Then came the final category,
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calves.
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Silkie and Sergei
displayed their best poses.
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But no matter how hard Silkie
tried to flex his calves,
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they were still smaller
than Sergei's.
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Go back to the farm,
chicken legs.
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But just then
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Silkie gave one final squeeze
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of his calf muscle and...
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I've never seen
anything more beautiful.
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Silkie won the competition.
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And went on to win
several more titles,
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making him the greatest
bodybuilder of all time.
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That seems like quite the hop,
the skip, and the jump
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to the conclusions,
friend Robin.
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Wait.
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The slime trails keep going.
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The trail is fresh.
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Search the room for clues.
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What's that, mama?
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Hmm. Looks like it's a book
on method acting.
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Of course, Silkie didn't leave
to become a bodybuilder.
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He left to follow his dream
of being a movie star.
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Silkie went to Hollywood
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and struggled
to find acting work
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because no one could understand
what he was saying. He'd be like...
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- And they'd be like...
- Next!
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- And he be like...
- Aww!
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So he decided
to take a speech class
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to learn how to talk good.
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His instructor told him
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that the secret
to concise acting
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is mastering the one-liner.
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Now, repeat after me.
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"She sells sea-shells
by the sea shore."
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"Peter Piper picked a pepper."
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"I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream."
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Hmm. I think
I know the problem.
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Ah, yes.
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Your tongue is twisted.
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So the instructor
started untwisting.
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And untwisting.
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Until finally...
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"She sells sea shells
by the sea shore."
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"Peter Piper picked a pepper."
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"I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream."
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I did it! I did it!
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Now go forth and act.
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Silkie then went on to
star in all types of movies.
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Like Alien Hunter.
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Run to the captor.
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Pre-school Police.
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It's not a headache.
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And Mechannihilator.
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Adios, bambino.
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Which earned him
the award for best one-liner.
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I do not know
that I'm on the board
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with the assumptions.
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They seem fetched, very far.
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Hmm.
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Yep. The slime trail
has gone a bit cold.
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But I think
we can still follow it.
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This way!
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Fan out. He's got to be
around here somewhere.
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Any sign of the Silkie?
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Sorry, Star.
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There's nothing here
but a bunch of dirty dishes
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and an old restaurant menu.
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Let me see that menu, bro.
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Yo, I think I knows
what happened to Silkie.
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You sees, my man Silkie
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was having dinner
with his celebrity friends.
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Wesley Snipes,
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Jean Claude van Damme,
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and Linda Hamilton,
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when he says...
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You are all celebrities.
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And you likes to eat.
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So why don't we open
a restaurant
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and call it "Celebrity Eats"?
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And they was all like...
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"Yeah. Let's do it."
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Yo, the place looked fresh,
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and everything was great
until it cames time to eat.
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- Turns out Silkie was
the worsest chef ever.
Ugh!
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Peoples would come in to eat...
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then turns around and leave.
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Night after night
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it was the same story.
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And without paying customers,
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the restaurant wents broke.
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Silkie's famous friends
lost all their moneys
and their houses.
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Which meant
they no longer had any place
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to put their stuff.
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So Silkie was like...
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You can keep
all your fancy movie stuff here
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at the restaurant.
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All's of a sudden
crowds of people
started showing up.
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The peoples were so excited
to see the celebrity stuff
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they decided to stay
and eats the nasty food.
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And Silkie was like...
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"Wow! Look at all the people."
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Pretty soon
the restaurant
was super popular,
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and Silkie
and his famous friends
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started rolling in
that cash money, baby.
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Wow, we're rollin' in
the cheddar now.
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No, no, no!
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My Silkie does not do
the cooking.
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He only eats of the take-outs.
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Guys, over here.
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Joy! We have found
more of the clues.
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The voter's guide?
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And some bird feathers.
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What would Silkie
want with these?
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I think I know.
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Silkie was walking along
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soaking up the sun when...
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bird poop landed on his head.
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Silkie was so mad he said...
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Somebody should really
put an end
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to the bird poop dilemma.
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So, he decided
to run for Governor
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in hopes of passing a law
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that would make it mandatory
for birds to wear diapers.
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Silkie rallied the crowd,
shouting...
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What do birds need?
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Diapers.
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When do they need them?
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Now!
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But his opponent,
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Oswald Cobblepot,
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came back calling...
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Where will we poop?
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Anywhere.
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When will we do it?
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Anytime.
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But Silkie's message
was more powerful.
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The poop stops here and now.
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Silkie won by a landslide
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and became Governor.
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And now citizens
can walk down the street
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without getting pooped on.
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No! All of these deductions
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do not seem to deduce the truth.
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You're right, Star.
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I just made that stuff up
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so you wouldn't worry about him.
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I'm sorry.
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Us, too, mama.
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Yeah. But what a life
it would have been
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if he did do all those things.
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No one could have the life
that magnificent.
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I'm sorry, Star.
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We may never know
what really happened to Silkie.