1 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:07,702 ♪ Go! 2 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,364 ♪ T-E-E-N 3 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:17,756 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 5 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,025 ♪ Teen Titans, go 6 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:41,389 What's the matter, Star? 7 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:44,131 The Silkie, he is the missing. 8 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,135 Now that you mention it, 9 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:49,658 we haven't seen Silkie in a long time. 10 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,399 It's been like four crime-fighting seasons 11 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,748 since I seen that fool. 12 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,097 We used to try and squeeze him 13 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,751 into a few missions here and there 14 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,874 but there's really not much you can do with that guy. 15 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:12,898 My sweet little Bumgorf is the lost. 16 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:14,291 Hey, don't worry, Star. 17 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,597 We'll find Silkie. 18 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,554 After all, 19 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:17,903 the Teen Titans are known 20 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:20,471 for our world class detective skills. 21 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:22,560 I thought we was known for our dookie jokes. 22 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:23,953 Ow! 23 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:25,452 We can be known for more than one thing. 24 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:26,869 Ah! 25 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,871 Ah-ha! A clue. 26 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,530 We just need to follow this slime trail 27 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,836 and find clues to where Silkie might have gone. 28 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,101 Look around, Titans. 29 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,904 And let me know if you find anything unusual. 30 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:50,588 Yo, guys. 31 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,677 I founds a bottle of baby oil. 32 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:54,375 And I found a can of spray tan. 33 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,464 And I found this map of Central Europe. 34 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:57,508 That's it. 35 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:59,031 Silkie hasn't gone missing, 36 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:01,164 he went to Austria to fulfill his dream 37 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,080 of becoming a world famous bodybuilder. 38 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,603 Silkie hit the gym hard, 39 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,562 pumping out some serious reps, 40 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:10,434 and developing a robust upper body. 41 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,306 He'd strut around the gym all like... 42 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:15,178 Look at my ginormous pecs. 43 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,962 I am huge! 44 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,877 This annoyed the gym's reigning champ, 45 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:19,921 Sergei. 46 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,362 What's with the pants? 47 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:28,409 Real bodybuilders wear booty shorts. 48 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,193 But Silkie couldn't wear booty shorts 49 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,630 because hidden beneath his workout pants 50 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,589 was an embarrassing secret. 51 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,940 Silkie had chicken legs. 52 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,029 So what? Lots of people skip leg day. 53 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:42,901 Yes! But Silkie's legs weren't just skinny. 54 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:45,513 They were actual chicken legs. 55 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,210 And when Sergei found out, 56 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,690 he was like... 57 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,561 You're never going to beat me 58 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:53,521 with them chicken calves. 59 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,132 Silkie felt ashamed. 60 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,655 And he said to himself... 61 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,831 Maybe I should just give up. 62 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,660 But then he heard a voice behind him say... 63 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:06,621 Just 'cause you got chicken legs don't mean you gotta be no chicken. 64 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,971 It just means you gotta train like one. 65 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:13,758 Faster! Faster! 66 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,894 Lower! Lower! 67 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:29,513 No breaks! I wanna see diamonds in those calves. 68 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,211 Diamonds! 69 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,256 The day of the competition arrived. 70 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,650 Sergei and Silkie were all up in each other's faces like... 71 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:36,912 I will crush you. 72 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,348 Bring it on. 73 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,847 They were equally impressive in each pose. 74 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,936 Then came the final category, 75 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:01,979 calves. 76 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,072 Silkie and Sergei displayed their best poses. 77 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:09,814 But no matter how hard Silkie tried to flex his calves, 78 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,600 they were still smaller than Sergei's. 79 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:16,908 Go back to the farm, chicken legs. 80 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:18,083 But just then 81 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:20,608 Silkie gave one final squeeze 82 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:23,437 of his calf muscle and... 83 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:29,051 I've never seen anything more beautiful. 84 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,273 Silkie won the competition. 85 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,405 And went on to win several more titles, 86 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:38,843 making him the greatest bodybuilder of all time. 87 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,977 That seems like quite the hop, the skip, and the jump 88 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,892 to the conclusions, friend Robin. 89 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:44,936 Wait. 90 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,111 The slime trails keep going. 91 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:48,897 The trail is fresh. 92 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,115 Search the room for clues. 93 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,470 What's that, mama? 94 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,994 Hmm. Looks like it's a book on method acting. 95 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:01,910 Of course, Silkie didn't leave to become a bodybuilder. 96 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:05,261 He left to follow his dream of being a movie star. 97 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,741 Silkie went to Hollywood 98 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,960 and struggled to find acting work 99 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,644 because no one could understand what he was saying. He'd be like... 100 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,533 - And they'd be like... - Next! 101 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,666 - And he be like... - Aww! 102 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,537 So he decided to take a speech class 103 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,104 to learn how to talk good. 104 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,933 His instructor told him 105 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,543 that the secret to concise acting 106 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:29,154 is mastering the one-liner. 107 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,243 Now, repeat after me. 108 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:34,464 "She sells sea-shells by the sea shore." 109 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,167 "Peter Piper picked a pepper." 110 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:49,218 "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream." 111 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,527 Hmm. I think I know the problem. 112 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,093 Ah, yes. 113 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,795 Your tongue is twisted. 114 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,927 So the instructor started untwisting. 115 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:05,669 And untwisting. 116 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:06,844 Until finally... 117 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:11,022 "She sells sea shells by the sea shore." 118 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,329 "Peter Piper picked a pepper." 119 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,811 "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream." 120 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,726 I did it! I did it! 121 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:24,253 Now go forth and act. 122 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,690 Silkie then went on to star in all types of movies. 123 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,344 Like Alien Hunter. 124 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,867 Run to the captor. 125 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,042 Pre-school Police. 126 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,435 It's not a headache. 127 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,784 And Mechannihilator. 128 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:36,047 Adios, bambino. 129 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,746 Which earned him the award for best one-liner. 130 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,798 I do not know that I'm on the board 131 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,321 with the assumptions. 132 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:52,020 They seem fetched, very far. 133 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:53,629 Hmm. 134 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,242 Yep. The slime trail has gone a bit cold. 135 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,070 But I think we can still follow it. 136 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:01,333 This way! 137 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,423 Fan out. He's got to be around here somewhere. 138 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,738 Any sign of the Silkie? 139 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,392 Sorry, Star. 140 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,543 There's nothing here but a bunch of dirty dishes 141 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,829 and an old restaurant menu. 142 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,440 Let me see that menu, bro. 143 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,836 Yo, I think I knows what happened to Silkie. 144 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,577 You sees, my man Silkie 145 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,076 was having dinner with his celebrity friends. 146 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:29,971 Wesley Snipes, 147 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,407 Jean Claude van Damme, 148 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,408 and Linda Hamilton, 149 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,453 when he says... 150 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,280 You are all celebrities. 151 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,586 And you likes to eat. 152 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,196 So why don't we open a restaurant 153 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,895 and call it "Celebrity Eats"? 154 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,200 And they was all like... 155 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:44,028 "Yeah. Let's do it." 156 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,813 Yo, the place looked fresh, 157 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:48,163 and everything was great until it cames time to eat. 158 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:51,166 - Turns out Silkie was the worsest chef ever. Ugh! 159 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,257 Peoples would come in to eat... 160 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,954 then turns around and leave. 161 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:57,868 Night after night 162 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,391 it was the same story. 163 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:00,741 And without paying customers, 164 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:03,874 the restaurant wents broke. 165 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:07,095 Silkie's famous friends lost all their moneys and their houses. 166 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,638 Which meant they no longer had any place 167 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,880 to put their stuff. 168 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,447 So Silkie was like... 169 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,710 You can keep all your fancy movie stuff here 170 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:14,755 at the restaurant. 171 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,849 All's of a sudden crowds of people started showing up. 172 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:24,242 The peoples were so excited to see the celebrity stuff 173 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,549 they decided to stay and eats the nasty food. 174 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,811 And Silkie was like... 175 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:30,031 "Wow! Look at all the people." 176 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:32,033 Pretty soon the restaurant was super popular, 177 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,556 and Silkie and his famous friends 178 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,558 started rolling in that cash money, baby. 179 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:38,126 Wow, we're rollin' in the cheddar now. 180 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,736 No, no, no! 181 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,173 My Silkie does not do the cooking. 182 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,262 He only eats of the take-outs. 183 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,613 Guys, over here. 184 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:52,488 Joy! We have found more of the clues. 185 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,098 The voter's guide? 186 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,622 And some bird feathers. 187 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,580 What would Silkie want with these? 188 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,799 I think I know. 189 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,802 Silkie was walking along 190 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:04,108 soaking up the sun when... 191 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,197 bird poop landed on his head. 192 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,330 Silkie was so mad he said... 193 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,071 Somebody should really put an end 194 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,290 to the bird poop dilemma. 195 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,597 So, he decided to run for Governor 196 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,556 in hopes of passing a law 197 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,080 that would make it mandatory for birds to wear diapers. 198 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,864 Silkie rallied the crowd, shouting... 199 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,431 What do birds need? 200 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,780 Diapers. 201 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,434 When do they need them? 202 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,696 Now! 203 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:27,610 But his opponent, 204 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:28,916 Oswald Cobblepot, 205 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:29,873 came back calling... 206 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,005 Where will we poop? 207 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,441 Anywhere. 208 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,747 When will we do it? 209 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:36,010 Anytime. 210 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,839 But Silkie's message was more powerful. 211 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,145 The poop stops here and now. 212 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,063 Silkie won by a landslide 213 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,674 and became Governor. 214 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,458 And now citizens can walk down the street 215 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,329 without getting pooped on. 216 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,723 No! All of these deductions 217 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:56,160 do not seem to deduce the truth. 218 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,248 You're right, Star. 219 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,467 I just made that stuff up 220 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,662 so you wouldn't worry about him. 221 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:00,687 I'm sorry. 222 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,384 Us, too, mama. 223 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,342 Yeah. But what a life it would have been 224 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,083 if he did do all those things. 225 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,656 No one could have the life that magnificent. 226 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,266 I'm sorry, Star. 227 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,617 We may never know what really happened to Silkie.