[bird crowing]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring]
♪ Go!
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
[upbeat instrumental music]
Welcome back
to Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star,
Justice League edition.
Heroes from across the DC universe
bailed out when the Justice League
joined the competition.
The only ones dumb enough
to hang around were the Teen Titans, y'all.
Superman and Wonder Woman
showed off their super fresh, super skills.
But Starfire and Cyborg's acts
were wiggity wack, yo!
-Putting the Titans... -[buzzer sound]
...in some serious jeopardy.
Hoping to turn things around,
Robin kicked Beast Boy to the curve,
and replaced him with Starfire.
Now, let's chickety check in with the Titans
to see how they're dealing with the fallout.
[instrumental music plays]
I'm just glad Robin picked Starfire
and not me, man.
Robin is tearing apart lifelong friendships
over jazz.
Jazz...
Let that sink in.
Do I feel sorry that I replaced Beast Boy?
Hmm... Let me think...
No!
The point of this competition is to win.
Plus, I think Starfire
is going to be the perfect partner.
[instrumental music plays]
Okay, Star...
[dramatically] Are you ready to give it your all?
I am not.
Will you devote
every fiber of your being to greatness?
No, thank you.
Will you sacrifice everything you hold dear
in the pursuit of perfection?
I would rather the not.
[loudly] I can't hear you.
The no!
Louder!
Choose the someone else!
I ain'ts giving up on my dream
that I has for a couple of hours, yo.
Robin was right.
I was not going hard enough,
so I gots to break up with my girlfriend
that I don't have.
Yo, mama Ray-Ray...
you gots to be my girlfriend.
[flat-tone] No.
But... I need you more
than I ever needed anything.
No.
You means the world to me, Ray.
No.
You gots to know,
I'll treat you like the queen you is.
No.
You'll always be the only one in my heart.
No.
Raven...
will you be my girlfriend?
No.
-Please! -No.
Please...
No.
Please, please, please, please, please...
[sobs] Please!
Ugh. If I say yes, will you leave me alone?
Mmm-hmm.
Fine. Yes. I'll be your girlfriend.
[soft instrumental music plays]
Girl, I ain't got no time for you.
Being a drummer be the only thing
I can focus on right now.
It's over. Don't call me, don't text me. Nothing.
[Beast Boy] Ow.
[sighs sadly]
That was the hardest things I ever had to do.
But Robin said being a drummer is my dream,
and I can't let no imaginary girlfriend
get in the way of my dream.
We'll see if Beast Boy can get his act together.
But right now,
let's throw it back to center stage
for a performance from the King of Atlantis himself,
Aquaman!
[instrumental music plays]
[device beeping]
[cheerful music plays]
What?
Those fish are amazing.
[music plays]
[glass breaking]
[music stops]
[buzzer blares]
[crowd booing]
Dang, yo!
We got a fish emergency.
9-1-1.
Someone get a fishbowl out here.
[instrumental music plays]
That performance literally flapped.
Ha! Get it?
Looks like the world's greatest heroes
-aren't so great after all. -[blowing]
We still have a shot.
The Titans have a chance
to get back into this competition.
But will Raven's act be good enough
to turn things around?
[instrumental music plays]
Sorry.
I won't be performing tonight.
But Lady Legasus will!
Oh, my quads!
Who's ready for some amazing feats?
♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪
♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪
♪ Walk strong, kick hard
♪ Let me see you lunge
♪ Look at them legs They're amazing ♪
♪ Walk strong, kick hard
♪ Let me see you lunge
-♪ Look at them legs -♪ Look at them legs
♪ Look at them legs They're amazing ♪
[crowd cheering]
Dang!
It looks like Raven's fancy footwork
has just given the Titans
a leg up in this competition.
-The Legasus is back, baby! -[cheering]
-Yes, Raven! -Oh, my goodness. That was incredible.
Lady Legasus rides again.
[laughs]
We are back in it.
Nice job, Raven.
Don't thank me.
Thank my thighs.
Next up, is the world's greatest detective
and magician.
Give it up for Batman!
[mysterious music plays]
[gasps]
[all gasp]
[gasps] Great the commissioner moustache man the back!
That is some straight up sorcery.
[music plays]
[all gasp]
[gasps] Batman is a wizard?
He is blowing my mind!
[music continues]
Do not cut that nice man in the half.
Do not do the it!
[music intensifies]
[all gasping]
My mind!
[both laugh]
Oh, snap!
The Titans will have to top that performance
if they're going to take home this year's title.
How are we supposed to beat that?
Batman just sawed that dude in half!
In half!
If we lose this competition,
we'll become the butt of everyone's jokes.
That is already the case.
Yeah? But we'll be even bigger butts.
Then the time has come for Starfire and I
to unleash the greatest musical performance
the DC universe has ever seen.
Are... you... ready?
No. I am the nots.
Excellent.
All your hard work is about to pay off.
[fabric rips]
No wait.
You ain'ts going on that stage without me.
[tense music plays]
Forget it, Beast Boy,
you haven't earned it.
Oh, yes, I have.
Look at these hands, fool.
[shrieks]
Impressively gnarly.
But, no!
Starfire would be devastated.
I would not care.
Maybe if you had the commitment she does,
this wouldn't have happened.
Let's go, Starfire.
[dramatic music plays]
Wait, Star...
I just want to say...
Good luck. Get in there!
I ain'ts never going to let you steal my jazz man dreams.
[Starfire] Thank you.
I will be safe from the jazz music in here.
This is it, ya'll.
It all comes down to this performance.
So, what you got for us, home slice?
Jazz...
Jazz?
That's for dads, yo.
I hope the judges can stay awake
through your performance.
[floor screeching]
[whispers] I told you, you're finished.
I ain'ts break up with my fake girlfriend
and bust my knuckles for nothing.
This be my dream.
You expect me to let you waltz onto this stage
and ruin my performance?
[shaky voice] Dang...
You think they could pull this off?
No. It's jazz. Remember?
If you ruin this,
I will destroy you in every way possible.
Get out of my face, fool.
I gots drums to play.
Without further adozoo,
here's Robin and Beast Boy, ya'll.
[drum roll]
[instrumental music plays]
[music intensifies]
What are you doing?
That performance was good.
If we's going to win,
it doesn't gots to be good,
it's got to be... great!
[squawks]
[roars]
[drumming intensifies]
[intense music plays]
[music stops]
[crowd cheering]
Wow!
Beast Boy's solo was off the chain, yo!
We just witnessed the birth of a
legendary jazz drummer
up in here.
[music plays]
[excitedly] I can't believe it.
That was good!
[flat-tone] But I don't know anything about jazz.
Was it good?
I knew my boy had it in him.
That performance made me
super sleepy,
which I think is what jazz is supposed to do.
[snores]
Hey... Beast Boy...
I'm sorry for acting like a jerk.
I just wanted to push you
so you could realize your potential.
I hope you understand.
Totally, brah.
Sometimes you just need a crazy control freak
to scream in your face
and tell you what your dreams is.
I owe you everything.
[music plays]
The judges have made their decision.
And now... it's time...
to find out who the winner is.
Envelope please!
-[growling] -Bad dog. Drop it.
Drop it! And...
the winners are...
the Teen Titans!
Word!
[upbeat instrumental music]
[all gasp]
What?
Yes! We won!
We finally won!
We done did it, yo.
We beat you, Justice League.
[grunts]
I can't believe those pets
were stupid enough to pick us.
Hey, man, no hard feelings.
-Psych... In your face, Batman. -Woo-hoo!
How does it feel to be a loser?
You fools wish you had talent like us.
We're the best.
The most talented heroes
in all of DC.
[all] Who's more talented? Us! Us! Us!
We're the best. We're the best.
Oh... yeah!
It is I, Starro.
I have traveled across space and time
so that I may destroy the most talented
super hero team in the DC universe!
[all] Uh...
[all groaning]
Friends, I have finally escaped
from the magic box and...
Oh, no! [screams]
[all groaning]
And that's it for this edition
of Justice League's Top Talent Idol Star.
Peace out, ya'll.
[groaning continues]