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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[hip-hop music playing]
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[whirring]
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[engine revving]
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♪ I think they gon' do
Something 'bout the door
'Bout the door ♪
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♪ Every time when we
Come through, come through ♪
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♪ Call on my
Call on my ♪
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♪ Call on my
Call on my
Call on my ♪
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♪ We gon' take it
To the house ♪
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[blaring]
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There's my man!
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Hop in, guys.
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Front seat!
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No, I get the front.
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[Brother Blood yelps]
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[growls]
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You shall relinquish control
of the front seat to me.
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Yes, Brother Blood.
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Where's Brain?
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In the bathroom.
He should be out any moment.
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Huh. I didn't think that dude,
you know, pooped.
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How does that even work?
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[toilet flushing]
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Let's just say
it involves the gorilla.
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[all laugh]
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[Brain] Be back
in a bit, Mallah.
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Give hugs and kisses
to all the henchmen for me.
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- B-rain, what's up, my man?
- [music playing]
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[Brain] I am so glad we found
time to get together.
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Between work
and raising my army,
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I've just been so busy lately.
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You know why these outings
are so great?
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Because no one
understands villains
like other villains do.
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[Brain] It's like we're
our own special breed.
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And a very misunderstood breed
at that.
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So what are you guys up for?
Tacos? Pizza?
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Well, for an occasion like this,
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[gasps] I say
we start with dessert.
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[all exclaim] Joker's Gelato!
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Mmm. I'm gonna get me
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two scoops of
Chocolate Minty Mark Hamil.
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I'm more of a Cookie Jared
Ledough myself.
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Joaquin Butter Pecan Phoenix
in a waffle cone,
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thank you very much.
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[Brain] Heath Ledger
Bar Milkshake
for me, please.
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Joker's Gelato, here we come!
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[tires screech]
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[cars horns honking]
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Oh, man!
Would you look at this.
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It's the middle of the day,
there shouldn't be
this much traffic.
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[Brain] Let me see
what the trouble is.
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Oh, no! Not the Titans!
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Cyborg, hit it.
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[button beeps]
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[bass-heavy music blaring]
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[all vomiting]
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[Brain] Having a giant
robot dance party
in rush hour traffic?
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Oh, that is so typical of them.
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Those fools have caused
more chaos and destruction
than we ever have.
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And yet, we're considered
the bad guys.
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The Titans are a bunch of jokes.
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I know, right?
You know who I find
the most annoying?
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Beast Boy. Ugh!
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[upbeat music plays]
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[mimicking Beast Boy]
Yo, yo, yo!
That's what's up, bro!
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My name is Beast Boy,
and I sound so stupid
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'cause I talk like this.
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[laughs]
Great impression, Blood.
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It was like Beast Boy
was right here
in the van with us.
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[all shudder in disgust]
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[Brain] Oh, how I loathe
those Titans.
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Their incessant buffoonery's
enough to drive anyone insane.
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Did I ever tell you about
the time they actually
did drive me insane?
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There I was, having
a relaxing night at home,
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- cup of tea...
- [cat purring]
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...when suddenly
my super computer
picked up an incoming signal.
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- [cat yowls]
- [alarm blaring]
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It was a giant meteor.
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And it was heading
straight for Jump City.
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I quickly realized there was only
one thing powerful enough to stop it,
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the Titans Tower
weapons arsenal.
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I immediately rushed over
to warn them
of the impending doom.
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However, when I arrived,
they were playing
this ridiculous game
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where all they could say was
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"waffles"!
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[Brain] Oh,
that is so like them.
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I know, right?
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Anyway, you can only imagine
the disaster that followed.
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[grunts] Titans,
there's a giant meteor
that's about to hit Jump City.
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We only have moments before...
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Waffles!
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Wait, what did you just say?
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Waffles, waffles, waffles.
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This isn't a joke.
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A meteor is about to...
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Waffles.
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You're messing with me now,
aren't you?
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Waffles, waffles.
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Argh, cut that out!
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- Waffles.
- Waffles.
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Waffles.
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It's not funny.
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[Titans]
♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles
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♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles
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-♪ Waffles, waffles,
waffles -[Brother Blood screaming]
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-♪ Waffles
-[Brother Blood]
They drove me completely mad,
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and that meteor ended up
destroying half the city.
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You have to admit, though,
that waffles song
is rather catchy.
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♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles
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♪ Waffles!
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-♪ Waffles, waffles,
waffles -Stop it. Stop!
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Silence!
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[tires screech]
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If I hear that song
one more time, I'll explode!
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Relax, Blood.
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We feel your pain.
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I, too, have a painful story
I'd like to share.
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-[music playing
and crowd cheering]
-A while back, I was invited
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to perform one of
my spectacular light shows
for a benefit event.
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I borrowed the museum's
giant prism
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- to take my light show
to the next level.
- [bell dings]
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I went through
all the proper channels,
filled out all the paperwork.
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I wanted the show to be legit,
100% on the up-and-up.
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[crowd cheering]
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[whirring]
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[captivating music playing]
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[cheering]
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From now on,
I shall only use light
for good and entertainment.
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I truly feel today
is the first day
of the rest of my new life...
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- [crowd gasps]
- Too bad the rest of your life
is going to be behind bars.
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Wait, I didn't do
anything wrong.
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- [groaning]
- [Robin grunting]
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Seriously... [groans]
I didn't break any law.
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- Ow!
- Save it for the judge.
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[Dr. Light groaning]
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[crying]
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But I really didn't do any...
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Same some for Cy!
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[vocalizes aggressively]
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Stay down!
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You do not want to get up!
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Ka-blam!
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[Dr. Light] I was
hospitalized for weeks.
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And without a light show,
the benefit event was unable
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to raise money for
the Jump City orphanage.
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[groans] Their wanton
displays of violence
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are really inappropriate
for such a young audience.
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[Brain] Superheroes are
supposed to be role models
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who always model good behavior.
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And if kids can't
look up to superheroes,
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who can they look up to?
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Their parents? Please.
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Yeah, they'd be better off
looking up to us.
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- Ditto.
- I agree with that 100%.
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[Brain] ...upstanding,
you know.
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The Titans are
such disappointments.
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You wanna talk disappointments?
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Let me tell you what happened
just last week.
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Me and the H.I.V.E. decided
we wanted to make a little
withdrawal from the bank.
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Hand over the money, H.I.V.E.
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We didn't steal this money.
It's ours.
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-We just cashed in our 401
-Ks.
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That don't make no sense.
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-Choosing to cash in your 401
-Ks
before retirement age
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will cause you to get hit
with additional taxes
and penalties
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that can reduce your savings
by as much as 40%.
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And why would you choose
to succumb to this fate
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when you could've
just as easily rolled
your money into an IRA
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and avoided paying
the aforementioned taxes
and penalties altogether?
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That would be
the fiscally wise option
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that any sane person
would have chosen.
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Which is why we know
that you are telling the lies.
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-Get 'em
-No, no. Wait.
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We were just ill-informed
about our financial options!
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Maybe this will teach you
a lesson.
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[beeping rapidly]
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No!
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Ugh. How do they know so much
-about things like 401
-Ks
and rental properties?
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[Brain] It's as if
their dialog was written
by some boring middle-aged man.
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[all laugh]
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[tires screech]
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[vocalizes]
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We're here!
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- [all cheer]
- We are here.
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[all] Joker's Gelato!
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[slurping and munching]
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I am loving these Pepper
Jack Nicholson sprinkles.
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[slurping]
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[Brain] Joker's Gelato always
puts a smile on my face.
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- [digital warbling]
- [cash register dings]
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[girl giggling]
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[mysterious music plays]
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[continues giggling]
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[digital warbling]
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[Brain sobbing]
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Brain, what's wrong?
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Do tell, Brain,
what happened, bro?
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[Brain] As you know,
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I'd love to spend my weekends
like a typical megalomaniac:
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coaching youth soccer.
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Lyla, show no mercy!
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Persa, take no prisoners.
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First, we shall dominate
this soccer division,
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- and then the world!
- [thunder cracks]
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But just before the big game,
the power went out.
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So, I rushed home
to grab my generator
to power the lights.
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Careful with that,
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it is crucial to my plan
for world domination.
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[Robin] Your plan
stops here, Brain.
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Beast Boy,
take out that generator.
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That's my specialty, yo!
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That's right!
You's gettin' all them shrimps
and prime rib, generator!
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-['90s R&B music playing]
-♪ Shrimps and prime rib
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♪ Shows you how much I care
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♪ Shrimps and prime rib
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- ♪ Oh, baby, I'm cooking
Shrimps and prime rib ♪
- ♪ I'm cookin' medium-rare
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- ♪ For you, I cook it
Medium-rare ♪
- ♪ Medium-rare, baby
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♪ For you, I cook it
'Cause I care ♪
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[Brain] Stop! That grease
is going to short the circuits.
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[crackling]
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Without that generator,
I had to cancel the game.
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And when the kids found out,
they were furious.
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I absolutely despise
the Titans' humor.
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[Brain imitates Robin]
"Take out that generator."
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[imitates Beast Boy]
"Oh! Well, I get it.
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Like, take it out to dinner."
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[chuckling] Hmm,
that's actually pretty funny.
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Mmm, sorry.
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Well, gentlemen, I must say,
indulging in these
delicious frozen treats
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and sharing these stories
has truly been cathartic
for me.
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It's so much healthier to talk
about our problems
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than it is to carry around
all that anger.
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I'm not even mad
at the Titans anymore.
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Then I propose,
that from this day forward,
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we give up our hatred
for the Titans,
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and instead,
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meet here once a week
and discuss our problems
like mature adults.
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[others] Hear, hear!
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[upbeat music playing]
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Curse you, Titans!
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[Brain] Destroy them!
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[all yelling]