1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,264 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:04,787 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:06,190 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:07,703 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:09,705 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,320 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,626 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,020 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,894 ♪ Teen Titans, go 10 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:28,985 [hip-hop music playing] 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,639 [whirring] 12 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:33,076 [engine revving] 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,185 ♪ I think they gon' do Something 'bout the door 'Bout the door ♪ 14 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,950 ♪ Every time when we Come through, come through ♪ 15 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,865 ♪ Call on my Call on my ♪ 16 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,432 ♪ Call on my Call on my Call on my ♪ 17 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:42,912 ♪ We gon' take it To the house ♪ 18 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:45,523 [blaring] 19 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,003 There's my man! 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,222 Hop in, guys. 21 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:50,920 Front seat! 22 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:51,963 No, I get the front. 23 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:53,836 [Brother Blood yelps] 24 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:55,446 [growls] 25 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:59,189 You shall relinquish control of the front seat to me. 26 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,712 Yes, Brother Blood. 27 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,196 Where's Brain? 28 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,546 In the bathroom. He should be out any moment. 29 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:12,768 Huh. I didn't think that dude, you know, pooped. 30 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,291 How does that even work? 31 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,684 [toilet flushing] 32 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:19,731 Let's just say it involves the gorilla. 33 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:21,559 [all laugh] 34 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,043 [Brain] Be back in a bit, Mallah. 35 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,785 Give hugs and kisses to all the henchmen for me. 36 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,140 - B-rain, what's up, my man? - [music playing] 37 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,708 [Brain] I am so glad we found time to get together. 38 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,971 Between work and raising my army, 39 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,234 I've just been so busy lately. 40 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,280 You know why these outings are so great? 41 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:50,197 Because no one understands villains like other villains do. 42 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,895 [Brain] It's like we're our own special breed. 43 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:55,463 And a very misunderstood breed at that. 44 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:58,248 So what are you guys up for? Tacos? Pizza? 45 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,642 Well, for an occasion like this, 46 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,861 [gasps] I say we start with dessert. 47 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,690 [all exclaim] Joker's Gelato! 48 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,170 Mmm. I'm gonna get me 49 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:11,218 two scoops of Chocolate Minty Mark Hamil. 50 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:14,830 I'm more of a Cookie Jared Ledough myself. 51 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,485 Joaquin Butter Pecan Phoenix in a waffle cone, 52 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,400 thank you very much. 53 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,707 [Brain] Heath Ledger Bar Milkshake for me, please. 54 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,362 Joker's Gelato, here we come! 55 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:27,538 [tires screech] 56 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,193 [cars horns honking] 57 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,892 Oh, man! Would you look at this. 58 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:37,026 It's the middle of the day, there shouldn't be this much traffic. 59 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,811 [Brain] Let me see what the trouble is. 60 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,423 Oh, no! Not the Titans! 61 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,294 Cyborg, hit it. 62 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,382 [button beeps] 63 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:47,079 [bass-heavy music blaring] 64 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:58,961 [all vomiting] 65 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:04,836 [Brain] Having a giant robot dance party in rush hour traffic? 66 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,143 Oh, that is so typical of them. 67 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,886 Those fools have caused more chaos and destruction than we ever have. 68 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:13,410 And yet, we're considered the bad guys. 69 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,760 The Titans are a bunch of jokes. 70 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:19,242 I know, right? You know who I find the most annoying? 71 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,418 Beast Boy. Ugh! 72 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,551 [upbeat music plays] 73 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:25,529 [mimicking Beast Boy] Yo, yo, yo! That's what's up, bro! 74 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,859 My name is Beast Boy, and I sound so stupid 75 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,296 'cause I talk like this. 76 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,994 [laughs] Great impression, Blood. 77 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:35,563 It was like Beast Boy was right here in the van with us. 78 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,261 [all shudder in disgust] 79 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,524 [Brain] Oh, how I loathe those Titans. 80 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:44,354 Their incessant buffoonery's enough to drive anyone insane. 81 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:49,141 Did I ever tell you about the time they actually did drive me insane? 82 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:51,883 There I was, having a relaxing night at home, 83 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:54,277 - cup of tea... - [cat purring] 84 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,734 ...when suddenly my super computer picked up an incoming signal. 85 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:57,909 - [cat yowls] - [alarm blaring] 86 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,848 It was a giant meteor. 87 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:02,372 And it was heading straight for Jump City. 88 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:06,550 I quickly realized there was only one thing powerful enough to stop it, 89 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,857 the Titans Tower weapons arsenal. 90 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:12,252 I immediately rushed over to warn them of the impending doom. 91 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:15,037 However, when I arrived, they were playing this ridiculous game 92 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,082 where all they could say was 93 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,562 "waffles"! 94 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,216 [Brain] Oh, that is so like them. 95 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,000 I know, right? 96 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,742 Anyway, you can only imagine the disaster that followed. 97 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:30,966 [grunts] Titans, there's a giant meteor that's about to hit Jump City. 98 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,228 We only have moments before... 99 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,621 Waffles! 100 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:34,970 Wait, what did you just say? 101 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,319 Waffles, waffles, waffles. 102 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,625 This isn't a joke. 103 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:38,756 A meteor is about to... 104 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,236 Waffles. 105 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,193 You're messing with me now, aren't you? 106 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,107 Waffles, waffles. 107 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,370 Argh, cut that out! 108 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,545 - Waffles. - Waffles. 109 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:45,459 Waffles. 110 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,330 It's not funny. 111 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,612 [Titans] ♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles 112 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:52,553 ♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles 113 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,903 -♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles -[Brother Blood screaming] 114 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,663 -♪ Waffles -[Brother Blood] They drove me completely mad, 115 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,863 and that meteor ended up destroying half the city. 116 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:03,651 You have to admit, though, that waffles song is rather catchy. 117 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:07,611 ♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles 118 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,309 ♪ Waffles! 119 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,112 -♪ Waffles, waffles, waffles -Stop it. Stop! 120 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:12,442 Silence! 121 00:05:12,486 --> 00:05:14,096 [tires screech] 122 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,533 If I hear that song one more time, I'll explode! 123 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:17,752 Relax, Blood. 124 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,797 We feel your pain. 125 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,800 I, too, have a painful story I'd like to share. 126 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:25,412 -[music playing and crowd cheering] -A while back, I was invited 127 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:29,024 to perform one of my spectacular light shows for a benefit event. 128 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,287 I borrowed the museum's giant prism 129 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,768 - to take my light show to the next level. - [bell dings] 130 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:37,424 I went through all the proper channels, filled out all the paperwork. 131 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:41,384 I wanted the show to be legit, 100% on the up-and-up. 132 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,081 [crowd cheering] 133 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,518 [whirring] 134 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,520 [captivating music playing] 135 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:52,352 [cheering] 136 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:56,921 From now on, I shall only use light for good and entertainment. 137 00:05:56,965 --> 00:06:02,100 I truly feel today is the first day of the rest of my new life... 138 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:05,277 - [crowd gasps] - Too bad the rest of your life is going to be behind bars. 139 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,931 Wait, I didn't do anything wrong. 140 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,977 - [groaning] - [Robin grunting] 141 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,327 Seriously... [groans] I didn't break any law. 142 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,373 - Ow! - Save it for the judge. 143 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,765 [Dr. Light groaning] 144 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,724 [crying] 145 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,247 But I really didn't do any... 146 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,075 Same some for Cy! 147 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,598 [vocalizes aggressively] 148 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:22,860 Stay down! 149 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,514 You do not want to get up! 150 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,559 Ka-blam! 151 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,652 [Dr. Light] I was hospitalized for weeks. 152 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:34,437 And without a light show, the benefit event was unable 153 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:37,353 to raise money for the Jump City orphanage. 154 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,877 [groans] Their wanton displays of violence 155 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:43,228 are really inappropriate for such a young audience. 156 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,057 [Brain] Superheroes are supposed to be role models 157 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:47,842 who always model good behavior. 158 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:50,279 And if kids can't look up to superheroes, 159 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:51,715 who can they look up to? 160 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,804 Their parents? Please. 161 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,328 Yeah, they'd be better off looking up to us. 162 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,418 - Ditto. - I agree with that 100%. 163 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,028 [Brain] ...upstanding, you know. 164 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,073 The Titans are such disappointments. 165 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,727 You wanna talk disappointments? 166 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,469 Let me tell you what happened just last week. 167 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,820 Me and the H.I.V.E. decided we wanted to make a little withdrawal from the bank. 168 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,692 Hand over the money, H.I.V.E. 169 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:14,129 We didn't steal this money. It's ours. 170 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,479 -We just cashed in our 401 -Ks. 171 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,351 That don't make no sense. 172 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:22,833 -Choosing to cash in your 401 -Ks before retirement age 173 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,575 will cause you to get hit with additional taxes and penalties 174 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:28,317 that can reduce your savings by as much as 40%. 175 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,406 And why would you choose to succumb to this fate 176 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,104 when you could've just as easily rolled your money into an IRA 177 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:36,804 and avoided paying the aforementioned taxes and penalties altogether? 178 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,936 That would be the fiscally wise option 179 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,112 that any sane person would have chosen. 180 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:44,420 Which is why we know that you are telling the lies. 181 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,074 -Get 'em -No, no. Wait. 182 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:48,903 We were just ill-informed about our financial options! 183 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:51,166 Maybe this will teach you a lesson. 184 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,384 [beeping rapidly] 185 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:58,042 No! 186 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:06,137 Ugh. How do they know so much -about things like 401 -Ks and rental properties? 187 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:10,577 [Brain] It's as if their dialog was written by some boring middle-aged man. 188 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,404 [all laugh] 189 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:13,884 [tires screech] 190 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:14,972 [vocalizes] 191 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,191 We're here! 192 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,758 - [all cheer] - We are here. 193 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:20,978 [all] Joker's Gelato! 194 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,980 [slurping and munching] 195 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,550 I am loving these Pepper Jack Nicholson sprinkles. 196 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,728 [slurping] 197 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:34,775 [Brain] Joker's Gelato always puts a smile on my face. 198 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,646 - [digital warbling] - [cash register dings] 199 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,561 [girl giggling] 200 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,563 [mysterious music plays] 201 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,086 [continues giggling] 202 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,307 [digital warbling] 203 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,265 [Brain sobbing] 204 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,311 Brain, what's wrong? 205 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,531 Do tell, Brain, what happened, bro? 206 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,445 [Brain] As you know, 207 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:56,666 I'd love to spend my weekends like a typical megalomaniac: 208 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,320 coaching youth soccer. 209 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,931 Lyla, show no mercy! 210 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,194 Persa, take no prisoners. 211 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:06,154 First, we shall dominate this soccer division, 212 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,635 - and then the world! - [thunder cracks] 213 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:12,334 But just before the big game, the power went out. 214 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:18,296 So, I rushed home to grab my generator to power the lights. 215 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,950 Careful with that, 216 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:22,562 it is crucial to my plan for world domination. 217 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,912 [Robin] Your plan stops here, Brain. 218 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,349 Beast Boy, take out that generator. 219 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,525 That's my specialty, yo! 220 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,616 That's right! You's gettin' all them shrimps and prime rib, generator! 221 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,836 -['90s R&B music playing] -♪ Shrimps and prime rib 222 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,708 ♪ Shows you how much I care 223 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:41,581 ♪ Shrimps and prime rib 224 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,211 - ♪ Oh, baby, I'm cooking Shrimps and prime rib ♪ - ♪ I'm cookin' medium-rare 225 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:48,588 - ♪ For you, I cook it Medium-rare ♪ - ♪ Medium-rare, baby 226 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,634 ♪ For you, I cook it 'Cause I care ♪ 227 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:55,464 [Brain] Stop! That grease is going to short the circuits. 228 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:56,813 [crackling] 229 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:03,733 Without that generator, I had to cancel the game. 230 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,258 And when the kids found out, they were furious. 231 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:10,610 I absolutely despise the Titans' humor. 232 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,370 [Brain imitates Robin] "Take out that generator." 233 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,937 [imitates Beast Boy] "Oh! Well, I get it. 234 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,615 Like, take it out to dinner." 235 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:18,530 [chuckling] Hmm, that's actually pretty funny. 236 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,796 Mmm, sorry. 237 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:26,843 Well, gentlemen, I must say, indulging in these delicious frozen treats 238 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:30,717 and sharing these stories has truly been cathartic for me. 239 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,284 It's so much healthier to talk about our problems 240 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,765 than it is to carry around all that anger. 241 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,681 I'm not even mad at the Titans anymore. 242 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,118 Then I propose, that from this day forward, 243 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,338 we give up our hatred for the Titans, 244 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,427 and instead, 245 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,430 meet here once a week and discuss our problems like mature adults. 246 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:49,605 [others] Hear, hear! 247 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,565 [upbeat music playing] 248 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,744 Curse you, Titans! 249 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,223 [Brain] Destroy them! 250 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,660 [all yelling]