♪ Go!
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
Tonight, Titans, I shall make history.
People will look back on this day in despair.
The day Brother Blood,
greatest villain in the entire world
unleashed his giant...
Blah, blah, blah. Can we just fight already?
Wait. This is the part where he reveals his evil plan.
Evil-smevil.
Let's fight!
It is time to kick the butt.
We will take the name at a later date.
Let's do this.
Wait, you have to be patient so we can learn
what Brother Blood's evil plan is before we attack.
Thank you, Robin.
As I was saying,
today is the day Brother Blood,
greatest villain in the entire world
unleashed his giant...
But my trigger-finger is so itchy.
I gotta scratch it, man, I gotta scratch it.
Yeah, we ain't had no good
villain fight for months!
We are all the revved up.
Just say "go" already.
-Titans. Wait.
You were saying?
Brother Blood unleashed his giant...
-Unleashed his giant...
Unleashed his giant...
His giant...
-His giant...
His giant, what?
Giant explosion?
Giant lasers? Giant gorilla?
Ow! Ow! Enough!
I shall say my monologue for someone who cares.
Yay!
No! Why are you cheering?
now will never know what his evil plan is.
Yay!
Plus nobody cares about his evil plan anyway.
And besides, it's time for our favorite streaming series.
They just dropped 80 new episodes today.
Oh, I cannot wait to watch all the 80 hours at once.
I've gots my diaper ready, baby.
I am ready to commence the watching of the binges.
Titans, your attention, please.
I have come to the realization
that your generation has no patience.
Wait. You are our generation.
Nahs, mama. He's got the old man brain.
Now I shall teach you all how to achieve
ultimate patience.
With our first lesson Building Suspense.
Ew. What is that thing?
I have never the seen such ancient technology.
Is that a 25-inch console television with manual dials
and a vintage walnut finish?
Yes, it is. And it only plays shows at one specific time
on one specific channel,
and you have to wait a week
before the next episode airs.
So binge-watching is impossible.
Impossible.
Watching one episode at a time will help you learn
to savor suspense
in order to achieve ultimate patience.
How's it gonna end it like that?
Oh, that kid was hanging on the cliff! On the cliff!
Play the next one! Play the next one!
We must immediately know the outcome.
You'll just have to wait until next week.
In the meantime, oh, oh, oh, savor
that sweet, sweet suspense.
Forget suspense.
I wanna savor the next episode
with my eye holes right now, dude!
Oh. This is lame.
The lamest.
I cannot wait for the next week!
Dude, have you been standing here all week?
Titans, you have failed lesson one.
On to lesson two,
Putting Up With Annoyances.
Another way for you to achieve
ultimate patience is through parenting.
Since there are no children around,
I shall play the role of the baby.
Hello, Dadda.
Hello, Mama.
Ooh.
Look at the cute little Robin.
Ooh, who's a cute little Robin?
Yes, you are. Oh, yes, you are.
Oh, do not cry, little Robin.
I give the ups!
You take him.
I ain't gots time for this, yo!
You take him.
I got better things to do.
You take him.
I can't take it anymore!
Ah, that is so much better.
You have failed yet another lesson.
There is one last lesson for you to master
for ultimate patience.
Lesson three,
The Longer You Wait, The Greater The Reward.
Things are better if you wait longer.
Take this delicious pizza, for example.
- Ooh. - Wow.
Currently its temperature is a scorching 425 degrees.
Now, I want you to wait at least five minutes
for the pizza to reach its ideal consumption temperature
of 165 degrees.
If you chow down sooner,
your taste buds will be annihilated
and you won't be able to properly enjoy
food again for days.
-Five minutes...
Starting now.
I've gotta have it!
Ah, perfection.
Mmm. You all failed.
Again!
Since you Titans aren't ever gonna learn
patience the easy way or any way,
there is only one thing left to do.
Realize we're a hopeless case and let us go.
- So true. - Nope.
I am going to infuse you with the blood
of the most patient man in the universe...
Matthew McConaughey.
That dude's, like, mad patient, yo!
Mmm. How is everyone feeling?
All, right, all right, all right.
Yeah, buddy.
I too am feeling the McConaughessence.
Cool.
Excellent. You are now masters of ultimate patience.
Ah.
All right. All right. All right.
It's Brother Blood.
He's starting his evil plan.
Titans, go!
Whoa, not cool, dude.
There's a crime alert.
We can't just stay here on the couch.
It'd be a lot cooler if we could.
Well, we can't.
Titans, go!
You know, I've been driving a T-car
long before anyone told me to drive a T-car.
What? What are you talking about?
And why are we in the desert?
I didn't do it to be cool.
I just liked it.
Brother Blood is in the city! Turn around.
Patience, brother.
I'm taking the long way.
People of Jump City,
behold my diabolical plan!
Ah, a giant robot.
Yes, a giant robot.
Too bad your impatience cost you the knowledge
of my diabolical plan to destroy the city.
We are taking you down, Brother Blood.
Titans, go!
Now, hold on a minute there, partner.
Partner? We've gotta go.
Aren't you forgetting about the lessons, chief?
You know the building of...
- ...suspense. - He's destroying the city!
Now where you think he's going?
Where are any of us going?
Whoa!
Mind blown.
Oh, this is too easy.
Oh.
It doesn't look good for Robin, bruh.
I wonder if he will do the surviving.
The suspense is building like crazy.
Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about, man.
A little help here, quick!
Patience, brother.
Phew.
No, no! I want down!
On our way.
Great. I'm losing consciousness.
Patience, friend Robin.
Losing air.
Quick.
This is a lot harder than I thought.
Oh, dear.
Looks like our boy Robin was right after all.
All you need to win a fight, the ultimate patience.
All right. All right. All right.
Help.