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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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[Starfire]
Gather, friend Titans.
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Let your your eyes feast upon
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my newest acquisition
of the arts.
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Oh, is that not the wonderful?
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It is difficult to believe
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that one could find
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such a treasure in the dumpster.
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I believes it.
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That's garbage, yo.
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You do not like
the cat painting?
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It's not that
we don't like it, Star.
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It's just an awful painting.
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Isn't the art the subjective?
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Not in this case.
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The painting is straight
doo-doo, girl.
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Well, I know what I the like.
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Well, youse don't know nothing,
mama.
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[grunts]
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[imitates blasts]
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Whoa! Relax, Star.
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Yeah, it's not your fault.
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You just haven't been exposed
to real art.
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What is this real art?
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Well, that question
has been debated for centuries.
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But the basic criteria
to any real art
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comes down to
three essential elements.
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One, the art must have
good composition.
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Two, the art must raise
important questions.
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Three, the art
must evoke an emotion.
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[sobbing]
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I never knew
the art had the criteria.
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Girl, I think it's time
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you were exposed
to some real art.
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- [all cheering]
- All right.
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Titans, go!
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To the Jump City Museum of Art.
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- [tires screech]
- [crashing]
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This is home
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to some of the world's
greatest masterpieces.
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Like Starry Night
by Vincent van Gogh.
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This painting can teach you
a lot about composition, Star.
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Oh, but I already know so much
about the composition.
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[Starfire]
First you gather the trash.
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Then you gather the manure.
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Finally,
you add the adorable little earthworms,
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and after a few months
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you will have the composition.
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[giggling]
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That's composting.
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Composition is a term
used to describe
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the visual elements
inside a painting.
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And if done successfully,
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good composition
will grab the viewer
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and hold on to them.
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Notice how van Gogh
uses swirling clouds
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and shining stars
to really pull you in.
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[gasps] I see!
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Certainly the van Gogh
must have lived a happy life
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to have created
such a colorful painting.
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Not exactly.
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Van Gogh had
a lot of inner demons.
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[eerie laughter]
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So relatable.
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Yo, Star.
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Checks out this painting.
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It's one of my favorites.
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Ooh!
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It's called the Mona Lisa.
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Painted by
Italian renaissance artist
Leonardo da Vinci.
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Some say
it's the greatest painting
of all time.
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But why is
the Mona Lisa missing
of the eyebrows?
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'Cause real art raises
important questions.
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Like what's up
with that huge forehead?
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Or that pale green skin?
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Well, I heard that da Vinci
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painted her this way
as part of some secret code.
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Holds up!
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The missing eyebrows.
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The big forehead.
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The green skin!
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I think Mona Lisas
was an alien, yo.
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I think you're
on to something, Beastie.
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Those mountains look like
they're from another planet.
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Mmm-hmm. And she probably
landed her spaceship
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behind that bridge.
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And if you take the words
"The Mona Lisa"
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and move the letters around,
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they spell, "Am Alien Host."
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What?
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Da Vinci was trying to warn us
about an alien invasion, yo.
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But, friends, I am the alien.
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[screaming]
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It's too late!
They're already here.
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Quick, put this on
so she can't read our minds.
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Guys, I can assure you
that Mona Lisa
was not an alien.
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Oh, really?
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And what makes you so sure,
Robin?
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Have them dirty aliens
gotten to you, too?
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No!
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Now, there's
a painting over here
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I want you to see.
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A Sunday Afternoon
by the George Sewer-rat?
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It's pronounced Seurat.
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And doesn't this painting evoke
all sorts of emotions?
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When I stare at this painting,
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I get a feeling of sadness.
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The closer I look,
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the less I see.
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Which is symbolic of my life.
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The more Batman looks at me
as his sidekick,
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the less he sees me
as a standalone hero.
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Oh, boy. Here we go.
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I'm so tired of Batman
bossing me around.
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I am not gonna sit by and...
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Snap out of it, dude.
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Sorry.
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That painting invokes
a lot of inner turmoil.
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I, too, am feeling
of the turmoil.
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That's great!
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It means you're finally
connecting with real art.
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- No!
- [crashes]
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The turmoil I feel
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is that despite being exposed
to the real art,
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I still prefer the cat painting.
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[horrific scream]
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Don't worry,
there's still plenty of
the museum left to explore.
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[maniacal laughter]
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- It's Roy G. Bivolo...
- [blows raspberry]
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...aka the Rainbow Raider.
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[laughs hysterically]
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And he's stealing
all the paintings.
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Titans, go!
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[grunts]
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Ow!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Hand over the paintings, Roy.
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There's no way out.
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You are forgetting
my genius optometrist daddy
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made me these magical goggles.
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[all groan]
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Not only can I ride rainbows,
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but they also give me the power
to do... this.
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[blows raspberry]
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[laughing maniacally]
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We can't let him get away!
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[all grunt]
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No way! I can't believe it.
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We're in the Mona Lisa.
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Anybody have eyes on Roy?
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No, but check out
that alien spaceship.
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I told you, fool.
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Friends, look!
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You'll never catch me!
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[laughs maniacally]
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She is an alien!
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After him!
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He's getting away again.
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Dude! We're in a painting
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about to jump into
another painting.
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We're full-on Inception
up in here.
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[screams]
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Starry Night.
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Van Gogh's work
is so unsettling.
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I love it!
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[grunts]
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We're in Bedroom in Arles.
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No. This is my
secret headquarters.
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[laughs, groans]
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It's a little cramped
for a headquarters, dude.
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Look, the rent's cheap.
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It's all I could afford
as an artist, okay?
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You're an artist?
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Yes. I've been painting
since I was a little boy.
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If you're an artist,
then how could you steal
someone else's art?
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Because it's not fair.
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My art is just as good as theirs
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but no one appreciates it
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because the world is filled
with a bunch of dum-dums.
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So, because no one
appreciates your art,
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you've stolen the art that
people actually do appreciate?
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Sounds stupid. I know.
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But it's my thing.
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I'm the stealing
valuable art guy,
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and I'm going to
destroy them all.
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[both gasp]
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You're going to
expose the paintings
to flash photography?
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You're a madman.
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[snickers] Just
a million more times
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and these paintings
will be faded to oblivion.
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[cackling]
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Mr. Raider,
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I would very much
like to see your art.
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Wha... What? Really?
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You want to see my art?
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Yes. I would like
that very much.
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Well, I guess I could
show you one.
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[gasps] It is the you!
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The artist of my cat painting.
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Oh, that's garbage, yo.
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Nope. Not real art.
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[gasps] Not real art?
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I'll show you!
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[laughs maniacally]
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[all scream, groan]
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Is everyone okay?
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Yeah... I think.
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[loud growling]
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[laughs maniacally]
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Does my art feel
real enough for you now?
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[snarls]
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It's really grabbing
ahold of me.
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The composition
is just too good.
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We'll save you, mama!
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How is that cat firing lasers
out of his eye?
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That's a good question, yo.
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I, for one, have had enough
of this twisted art exhibit.
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[screams]
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[crying]
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Friends, do you not the see?
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If this painting has
the good composition,
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does the raising
of the questions...
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and the evoking
of the emotions...
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[sobbing]
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Then this must be...
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[all] Real art.
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- [low growl]
- Yes!
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Thank you.
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Someone finally recognizes
that my art is real art.
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Well, Star, I have to admit,
you were right all along.
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You really do know
what real art is.
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So, Mr. Raider,
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will you help us return
the paintings now?
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Of course. I feel
reinvigorated as an artist.
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I guess all I needed was
a little positive
reinforcement.
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- [cat meowing]
- Wonderful!
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Then I have the idea.
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[whispering]
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And... there!
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Ha! What do you think?
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- Looks pretty fresh.
- Yeah, nice work.
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All of the masterpieces
are back, safe and sound.
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Plus, we learned
a valuable lesson.
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What makes something real art
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is sometimes open
to interpretation.
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Isn't that right, Star?
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Starfire?
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Where'd she go?
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[Starfire] I am the right here.
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[all clamoring]
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I must say, this is
your finest work yet.
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Here, here!
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[Rainbow Raider laughing]