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[bird crowing]

2
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

3
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

4
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<i>♪ Go!</i>

5
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[opening theme playing]

6
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<i>♪ T-E-E-N</i>

7
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<i>♪ T-I-T-A-N-S</i>

8
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<i>♪ Teen Titans, let's go</i>

9
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<i>♪ Teen Titans, go</i>

10
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[music playing on TV]

11
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[gasps]

12
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- [alarm blaring]
- Crime alert!

13
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And it's coming from
Warner Bros. Animation
in Burbank.

14
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Oh, the no! Has someone jumped
in the <i>Friends</i> fountain?

15
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[sirens wailing]

16
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Did they reboot the <i>Loonatics?</i>

17
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[horrific scream]

18
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Did someone park
in Sam Register's
parking space?

19
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[shouting]

20
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It's the Brain.
And whatever he's up to,
we have to stop it.

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Titans, go!

22
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[engine revving]

23
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[dramatic music plays]

24
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[crashes]

25
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Your trip down memory lane
is over, Brain.

26
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I'm afraid
it's only the beginning,

27
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for I have just unleashed
the greatest cartoon mastermind
that the 1990s had to offer...

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The Lobe.

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<i>Bonjour,</i>Titans.

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It is I, the Lobe.

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I already said that.

32
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I know. It's just-- I want
to make sure the name sinks in.

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It's been a while.

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- [lightening crackles]
- The Lobe!

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What is the meaning
of this unexpected crossover?

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Using our combined intellect,

37
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we shall devise
the most brilliant evil plan

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the world has ever seen.

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[both laughing wickedly]

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So long, Titans.

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- [Lobe whooping]
- [bell dings]

42
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How are we gonna
stop these guys?

43
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They got too much brain power
and we're a bunch
of dum-dums.

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The only way
to defeat a '90s villain

45
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is by teaming up
with a '90s hero.

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Spread out
and see what you can find.

47
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- How about <i>Batman Beyond?
- No. Too dark.</i>

48
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<i>- The Road Rovers?
- Hmm. Too cute.</i>

49
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Yo! What's about <i>Freakazoid!</i>

50
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[all exclaiming in agreement]

51
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No, absolutely not.

52
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His humor is so weird
and random.

53
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He can never stick to the story.

54
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Oh, come on, dude.
You said we needed a '90s hero.

55
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And Freakazoid
has defeated the Lobe
firsthand.

56
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Ugh. Fine. But I'm warning you,
this guy is a wild card.

57
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[zapping]

58
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[dramatic music plays]

59
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- [makes whooshing sounds]
- Um... Freakazoid?

60
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- Freakazoid?
- Not done.

61
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- [yells] Freakazoid!
- Almost.

62
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Eh, sorry.
I couldn't help myself.

63
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Feels good to run around
and make my patented
whooshing sounds again.

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How long
have I been in that can?

65
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- It's the year 2020.
- [gasps]

66
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The future! Cool!

67
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Have you guys taken care
of that whole poverty thing?

68
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No, but you can watch a movie
on your phone
while taking a poop poop.

69
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Neat-o!
Ooh, can I borrow your phone?

70
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- [whooshes]
- No!

71
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[relaxing music plays]

72
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[toilet flushing sounds]

73
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[exclaims] That was awesome.

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Thanks. Oh, you might wanna...
[hums]

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- Anyway, where were we?
- Well, Freakazoid,

76
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we summoned you here
because we need your help
taking down the Lobe.

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Hmm. Lobe.

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Lo-be... Lobe.

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Oh, Mr. Squishy head man.

80
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What about him? [gasps]
Don't tell me he escaped.

81
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- He escaped.
- I told you
not to tell me that.

82
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Although,
I wouldn't worry too much.
He is kinda lame.

83
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But he did almost
blow up the world once, so...

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- Then you'll help us?
- Nah.

85
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Why the not's?

86
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Look, guys, no offense,

87
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but Steven Spielberg
is the executive producer
of my show

88
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and he's very picky
about doing crossovers.

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-I doubt very highly--
-He said it was fine.

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Let's do it!

91
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Now, the Brain and the Lobe

92
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have no idea
that we've teamed up
with Freazakoid,

93
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which gives us the advantage.

94
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So, we need to make sure
to keep it a secret.

95
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Don't worry, bruh.
We aint's gonna say nothing
to nobody's.

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- [all exclaiming]
- No objections.

97
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[man] And I won't say
anything either.

98
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Whoa-- Who said that?

99
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Guys, I'd like you
to meet Joe Leahy.

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- He's my announcer.
- [in sing-song voice] Hello.

101
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What?
We don't need an announcer.

102
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Everybody needs an announcer.
Don't they, Joe?

103
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- Indeed, they do, Freakazoid.
- Isn't he awesome?

104
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Fine.
But he better not interfere.

105
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Don't mind me.
I'll be slightly off camera
the entire time.

106
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Good. Keep it that way, Leahy.

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My name is Robin

108
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and I like bossing
people around.
Blah, blah, blah.

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[all laughing hysterically]

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[mockingly] Ha ha! Very funny.
But the joke's on you.

111
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I can see your lips moving.

112
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Oh, really? Watch this.

113
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[glugging]

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[spraying]

115
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- [laughing hysterically]
- Right in your face.

116
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-Really?
You find that entertaining?
-Of course, we do.

117
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Then how come you never laugh
when I talk out of my hands?

118
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- Well, 'cause when you do it,
it's just sad.
- And depressing.

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Mmm-hmm, it's true.

120
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Argh!
We're getting off track here.

121
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If we're going
to stop the Brain and the Lobe,

122
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we need to stick to the story.

123
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Trust me, Robin,
you don't always
have to stick to the story.

124
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As long as you've got comedy,
you don't have
to worry about the plot.

125
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Well, that may have worked
on your show, Freakazoid,

126
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but our show is much more...

127
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sophisticated.

128
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Yeah, our show's
ways more sophisticated.

129
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Now who's up
for a tooting contest?

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[all whooping, grunting]

131
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[all grunting]

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[Beast Boy screams]

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- [farts]
- [Raven] Yay!

134
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[tip-toeing]

135
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[suspenseful music plays]

136
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According to my intel,
the Brain and the Lobe
are inside.

137
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First we're gonna have to do
something about those guards.

138
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Here's the plan,
when I give this signal...

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[cawing]

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- ...we'll take them down.
- Question.

141
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Can the signal be something
more fun?
Like the word, "huggbees"?

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- Huggbees?
- Yeah, it's really fun to say.

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Here, watch this,
try it, try it, try it.

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Huggbees!

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[all] Huggbees!

146
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[woman voiceover] Huggbees!

147
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No, we are not saying...
[guffaws] "huggbees."
That word is nonsense.

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- Huggbees...
- Stay out of it, Joe.

149
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We're never gonna stop
the Brain and the Lobe
if we keep getting off track.

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[groaning, screaming]

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- [all] Huggbees!
- [shouting]

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[all screaming, groaning]

153
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[metal clangs]

154
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Be careful, team.
This entire place
might be booty-trapped.

155
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Oh! Look at that cool button.

156
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Wait! Don't--

157
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[snarling]

158
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[crocodile chomping]

159
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Ah. Oops.

160
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Quick! Press that control panel
to deactivate the trap.

161
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I'm on it.

162
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[phone ringing]

163
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Um... Hello?

164
00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:06,730
- Hey, Freakazoid!
- Cosgrove!

165
00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,472
Hey, Titans, it's my buddy
Sergeant Mike Cosgrove.

166
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[Titans yell]

167
00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,302
The Titans say, "Hi!"
What's up?

168
00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,086
You wanna go get donuts?

169
00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,977
I dunno, Cosgrove, I'm kinda
in the middle of something.

170
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I'm buying.

171
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- Ooh, what'd you order,
Cosgrove?
- A Bismark.

172
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Isn't that the same thing
as a Long John?

173
00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,924
No, no. A Bismark
is a round shaped donut.

174
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A Long John is shaped
like a rectangle.

175
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Oh! Got it, okay.
So it's kinda like a maple bar.

176
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Yeah, but on the East Coast,
maple bars
are called Long Johns too.

177
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Then what's an eclair?

178
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An eclair is a Long John
filled with custard.

179
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Wow, Cosgrove.
Where did you learn so much
about donuts?

180
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From an old woman.
Her name was Gladys.

181
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[Joe] <i>Oh, no. While Freakazoid
is busy chowing donuts,</i>

182
00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:53,342
<i>the Titans
are about to be chowed.</i>

183
00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,518
How are they gonna get out
of this one?

184
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You! Joe Leahy!
You can get us out of this one

185
00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,001
by pushing that button
on the control panel.

186
00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:02,569
Oh, no. You've made it
abundantly clear

187
00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,571
that I'm to stay
out of this adventure.

188
00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,311
What! You're useless, Leahy.

189
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,704
It's okay, I'm back.

190
00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:12,187
- Now to deactivate that trap.
- Hurry!

191
00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,015
[phone ringing]

192
00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,713
Hold on, it's Cosgrove again.
What's up, Cosgrove?

193
00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,691
Ooh, you wanna
finish your story
about the old woman.

194
00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:22,893
Well, I'm kinda in the middle--
Oh... she had an eyepatch? Wow!

195
00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,480
All right, listen,
I really want
to hear about it,

196
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,636
especially the eye-patch.
But later. Okay, bye.

197
00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,682
- [lasers whirring]
- [all exclaim]

198
00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,510
[all cheering]

199
00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:31,902
- [screaming]
- [water splashes]

200
00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,556
- [growls]
- [screams]

201
00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:36,907
[screaming]

202
00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,300
- [crashes]
- [groaning]

203
00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,302
- Ow.
- Want a donut?

204
00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:43,087
No! I want you
to stick to the story.
Now let's move on.

205
00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:46,526
- [crash]
- [rumbling]

206
00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,440
- The Titans.
- That's right.

207
00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,617
And we've brought along
your worst nightmare.

208
00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,271
[ominous music plays]

209
00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:54,446
[screams]

210
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,927
[growls]

211
00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,103
<i>Bonjour,</i>Lobey.
Hey, long time no see.

212
00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:02,324
Freakazoid,
it's so good to see you.

213
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,978
How's the family?

214
00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:07,285
Good. My son just graduated
from evil medical school.

215
00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,897
I'm sure he's a brainiac
just like his father.

216
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,290
Would you stop derailing
the story?

217
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:15,337
-Sorry, that was the last time.
I swear!
-[zips]

218
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,513
Now where were we? Oh, yes.

219
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,996
You have arrived just in time
for the unveiling
of our ingenious plan.

220
00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:25,390
Behold! The trans-mongrel-fier!

221
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:29,960
With this laser, we shall turn
the citizens of Jump City

222
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:32,484
- into dog people!
- [barking]

223
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:37,620
Thus, creating
the most obedient army
the world has ever seen.

224
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,928
Ugh! That's the stupidest plan
I've ever heard.

225
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,147
Yeah. No one's going
to be terrified of an army

226
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,323
that likes to sniff butts.

227
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:49,806
We'll show you
how brilliant our plan is
by testing it on your friend.

228
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:54,942
[machine whirring]

229
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,074
[barks]

230
00:09:57,118 --> 00:10:00,338
[gasps] That... was...

231
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,558
awesome!

232
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,057
[baby talk] Just look at that
cute little face,
I could just eat it up.

233
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,431
- Who's Daddy's little biscuit?
- Enough!

234
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:10,044
We're sick and tired
of your stupid humor
ruining our mission.

235
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,612
- My humor isn't stupid!
- Oh, really?

236
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,787
[grunts]

237
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,658
Oh, I'm Freakazoid.

238
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:18,008
I like to run around
in my stupid underwear

239
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and do stupid things
with my hands.
[makes whooshing sounds]

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I also like to say stupid words
like "huggbees."

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[device dings]

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[operator] <i>Password accepted.
Self-destruct
sequence initiated.</i>

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- [dramatic music plays]
- [rumbling]

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You set the password
to "huggbees?"

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I couldn't help it.
It's just so much fun to say...
Huggbees.

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[explosion]

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- Nice work, dude.
- You did it.

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00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,253
Yeah, I guess I did.

249
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:48,343
See, Robin, you don't
have to stick with the story
when you've got comedy.

250
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,866
You're right, Freakazoid.

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The plot
can be an after-thought.

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Now, let's all
go get some donuts!

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- [all cheering]
- [making whooshing sounds]

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[Lobe]
Ah, get off, you mangy mutt.
[screams]