[bird crowing]
- [cat meowing] - [mouse squeaking]
- [elephant trumpeting] - [lion roaring]
♪ Go!
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
♪ Teen Titans, let's go
♪ Teen Titans, go
Who's ready for some vegan pancakes, yo?
Just like my old grandma used to make.
[sobbing]
I wish I knew my grandma.
[crying]
Come on, man!
You're crying all over our pancakes.
As my great uncle always said,
"Sca-ba-da-boosh!"
I wish I knew my great uncle.
[sobbing]
Quiet, Robin!
You's ruining our pools shenanigans
with your feelings.
Oh, that slug reminds me
of my third cousin twice removed.
Splen Glorbton.
I wish I knew my third cousin twice removed.
[crying hysterically]
Knock it off.
Dude, what's wrong with you?
Why's you so sad?
[whimpers] I'm just upset
because you all know so much about your families
and I don't know anything about mine.
Isn't Batman your daddy?
[dramatic music plays]
[baby cooing]
No, he just raised me.
I want to know where I come from.
But my parents aren't around to tell me.
Don't worry.
Nowadays people can learn all kinds of things
about their family history
by taking one of those fancy DNA tests.
You're right, Cyborg.
Taking a DNA test is a great idea.
No! It's a terrible idea.
A DNA test could reveal
that you come from a family of monsters.
[horrific scream]
[scoffs] Raven, please.
Everyone knows I'm an amazing person,
and therefore my family must be equally amazing.
I say we do it.
Cool! I just upgraded my body with a DNA scanner last week.
All I need is a sample.
[takes deep breath]
[hocking]
[spits]
This is so exciting, yo!
I bet I'm the descendent of the mighty pharaohs of Egypt.
Or the powerful emperors of Rome.
Actually, dude,
it says here you're from a small island called Baby-lon.
Huh! Maybe that's how you gots them baby hands.
[all laughing]
[indistinct]
He's got such tiny, tiny little hands.
I do not have baby hands!
But I do think exploring my roots
is a fantastic idea.
So get ready, Titans,
because we're going to Baby-lon!
[all gasp in awe]
CYBORG: Oh...
Wow!
I'm finally home.
I do hope the locals are the friendly.
Of course they're friendly. These are my people.
[all exclaiming]
[muffled] Halt! Intruders.
[laughs nervously]
See, Robin. I told you this was a terrible idea.
Summon the King!
[drum roll]
[trumpeting]
[speaking gibberish]
Oh, my goodness!
That dude's got a baby-mouth!
Ooh. Ha!
[all except Robin laughing]
What the heck!
[speaking gibberish]
[clears throat]
Lord Baby Mouth does not understand
why you find his appearance so amusing.
All Baby-lonians have baby features.
I myself have baby ears.
Which allows me to translate for Lord Baby Mouth.
And over here we have Sir Baby Eyes
and Mr. Baby Legs.
[laughing hysterically]
BEAST BOY: Baby Eyes, dude. Man that ain't right.
[speaking gibberish]
Silence!
[speaking gibberish]
This is exactly why foreigners have been banned
from our great nation.
[speaking gibberish]
And as punishment for violating our laws,
he hereby sentences you to life in the baby-pen.
Stop!
You can't do this to us.
[dramatically] I... am one of your own.
[gasps] Yippee!
[both cheering]
[gasps] Lord Baby Mouth
would like to extend his deepest apologies.
He did not realize
one of his lost brethren had returned.
[speaking gibberish]
And in honor of this pleasant surprise
you are invited to attend
the upcoming Baby-lonian feast.
We'd be honored to attend.
- [all cheering] - CYBORG: All right.
This is going to be amazing.
[chuckles]
[crowd cheering]
Isn't this place great, Titans?
[speaking gibberish]
Now we would like to introduce you
to some of our loyal subjects.
[speaking gibberish]
Introducing our nation's finest dancer.
Baby Feet.
[soft instrumental music plays]
This music is terrible.
I find it relaxing.
[speaking gibberish]
And this is the lovely Miss Baby Gums.
Ooh la la!
Hey, mama! What's the hap's?
Ow!
[sucking]
[speaking gibberish]
You'll have to excuse her. She's teething.
And who is this adorable Baby person?
[speaking gibberish]
Oh, his name is Baby Grip.
But I wouldn't get too close.
The why not?
[screams]
He likes to pull hair.
[screaming]
These people are freaks!
Oh, come on.
Can we go now, Robin?
These people are the terrible!
No, they're not. They're just like me.
Yeah. And you can be pretty terrible.
[drum roll]
[trumpeting]
[speaking gibberish]
Attention everyone.
It is now time for Operation Baby Food to begin.
[crowd cheering]
Operation?
[clicks]
Our giant laser rattle is now fully operational.
With a press of a button,
it would turn the entire world's
food supply into baby food!
[gasps]
See, Robin, I told you these people were monsters.
It's not that bad.
I love baby food.
But that's not all!
The baby food will then turn everyone into babies!
Forever!
[laughing maniacally]
Never mind. These people are awful.
Titans, go!
[all yelling]
- Not so fast. - [clicks]
[all grunting]
Perhaps your friends
would enjoy some delicious num-nums?
Forget it, Baby Mouth.
My friends will never eat your poison.
We'll see about that.
Who wants to land the planey-plane?
Ooh, the planey-plane.
Don't open your mouths, Titans.
I gots to open the hangar, yo! Aah!
No!
Here comes the choo-choo train. Choo-choo-choo!
You have to resist.
Toot-toot! Right through the tunnel.
We cannot the help it.
The train must go into the tunnel. Aah!
Is the little piggy hungry?
[snorting]
[dramatic music plays]
[all wailing]
No!
[speaking gibberish]
Now that the Teen Titans are all helpless babies,
no one can stop me
from transforming the entire world.
- [clicks] - [laughs maliciously]
[power surging]
[dramatic music plays]
[wailing]
[crying]
[both crying]
I'm sorry, guys.
This is all my fault.
I should have known that nothing good
can ever come from taking a DNA test.
[in baby voice] You're a poopy head.
[in baby voice] What we do now?
[in baby voice] No way can stop mean man like this.
Of course you can.
My baby hands never stopped me from saving the day.
[in baby voice] Robin's right. We can do this.
Titan babies, go!
[grunts]
[crying silently]
[both laughing]
- [crying] - Ow, my foot!
This big baby just needs his binky.
[effort grunt]
[sucking]
Ahhh! Oh, no!
[screams]
[all cheering]
[sighs] It feels good to be home.
You know, Titans,
that little adventure made me realize that
I don't need to look any further
than Titans Tower for my family.
[in baby voice] Robin, I'm hungry.
Oh, uh, aren't they cute? [chuckles]
-[in baby voice] Robin, what this? -Ow! [groans]
Nothing like family. [chuckles]
[in baby voice] Robin, I made a stinky!
Oh, okay! Something smells.
- [baby Titans babbling] - Robin! Robin! Robin!
[Robin screams]