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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go
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- [babbling]
- [Robin] Lame.
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- [grunts]
- [Robin] Lame.
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- Dumb. Lame.
- [laughing on TV]
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Wait. This looks good.
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Oh, hello, Titans.
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[all screaming]
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Oh, whatchu watching?
Oh, wait. It's me.[laughs]
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Ugh, Control Freak.
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Change it, change it.
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[laughs] I'm in control now.
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If you're so in control, then
why is there pie on your face?
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[all laughing]
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Ugh, your humor's so juvenile.
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You don't deserve
to be in this time slot.
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It's reserved for
the suggestive dialogue
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and moderate violence of
much cooler superhero teams.
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Which is why I've decided
to age you down.
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[all gasp]
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Your rating is going
from TV Teen
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- all the way down to TV Baby.
- [baby cries on TV]
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The rating for preschool shows.
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You can'ts make us no baby show.
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Oh, yes, I can.
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So long, Titans.
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[laughs]
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♪ T-O-D-D-L-E-R
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♪ Toddler Titans, yay!
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[children laughing]
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[cheerful music playing]
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[buzzing]
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[exclaims]
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[laughing]
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Ahhh! What happened to my hair?
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You? Look at me.
I'm a bag.
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And I am the kitten.
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A delightful kitten
with the mittens.
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And I'm Book.
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Just don't judge me
by my warm friendly cover.
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But where is the Beast Boy?
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[barks] I is Beast Boy, Melmo,
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as Greenie the clue dog.
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[barks]
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Bro, that's a different show.
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Whatevs.
Yous gonna be thankings me
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when I find some of them
good clues up in here.
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Clue? Clue?
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Clue-doo-doo-doo.
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Get you stinky
clue-ditty-doos off of me.
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Enough!
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We need to figure out how
we're going to get out of here.
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Alls wes got to do is find
the clue, clue, clue-doo-doo.
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Here, cluey clues.
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Where's you be?
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Ah, a clue. A clue.
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I found a clue.
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We can use Book to help us
find a way out.
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Right. Books have information.
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And pictures too, if you lucky.
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Book, how do we get back home?
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Let's see.
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Azarath Metrion... Info!
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We lucked out,
it's got pictures.
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Looks like we have to
go down the Rapid River,
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through the Stanky Swamp,
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and then beat
the Ratings Monster.
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River, swamp, Ratings Monster.
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But be careful because
the Stanky Swamp
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is home to Taker.
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Uh-oh.
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[laughs maniacally,
blows raspberry]
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That's be one creepy beaver.
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Whatever.
This will be easy.
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After all, it's just a dumb
preschool show.
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Ow. Hey, what gives?
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- [children] Sing the song!
- Whoa.
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What was that?
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[children] Sing the song!
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Where them voices coming from?
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[children laughing]
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It sounds like toddlers.
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Yes. It is the customary
in the preschool shows
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for the characters to interact
with the kids at home.
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Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Whatever.
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But why can't we
move past this scene?
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- [grunting]
- Do you not see?
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We must work with the kids
in order to progress the plot.
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[scoffs] That's kind of weird,
but okay.
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They said we need to
"sing the song." What song?
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Do you know how
to sing the song?
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[children] Yeah.
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The let us sing it together.
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[song playing]
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♪ De-de, do-do-do
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♪ Here we go, go, go
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♪ Let's learn and play
What a fun, fun day ♪
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♪ De-de, do-do-do
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Joy! We found
the Rapid River.
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[children] Yay!
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River, swamp, Ratings Monster.
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In case you needed a reminder.
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Bag, do you have anything
we can use to build a raft?
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Maybe I do. Let's see.
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I've got a banana, some boots,
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a spoon and some logs.
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Easy peasy.
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It's obviously the--
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No, Robin, remember,
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you must let the children
at home do the choosing
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But it's right there.
If I could just...
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[both grunting]
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Will you help us choose which
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object we need
to build the raft?
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[children] Yeah.
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Is it, the banana?
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[children] No.
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What about the boots?
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[children] No!
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Could it be the spoon?
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[children] No!
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[sighs] It's the logs,
you dum-dums.
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Just hurry up
and pick up the logs.
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What about the logs?
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[children] Yeah, the logs!
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Now, will you help us
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build the raft
by counting the logs?
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[children] Yeah.
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Count with us.
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[children] One,
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two,
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three, four,
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- five, six...
- You've got to be kidding me.
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- ...seven...
- [Starfire] Seven.
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This is ridiculous.
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- ...eight...
- [Starfire] Eight.
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Argh, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
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There, it's done already.
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[children crying]
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Uh-oh. Now you're done it.
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You've gone
and upset the children.
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Without their help,
we won't be able
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to complete the journey
and we'll be
stuck here forever.
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No, it's okay. It's okay.
[chuckles]
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I have an idea.
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Let's sing the same dumb song
we just sang, over and over.
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[children] Yay!
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♪ De-de, do-do-do
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♪ Here we go, go, go
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[all]
♪ De-de, do-do-do
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♪ Here we go, go, go
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♪ Let's learn and play
What a fun, fun day ♪
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♪ De-de, do-do-do
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Brace yourselves.
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Rapid River's getting rapidy.
[barking]
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[groans softly]
I don't feel so well.
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- [gags]
- Careful, Robin.
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You can't show vomit
on a preschool show.
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Uh-oh, uh-oh.
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[children] Uh-oh.
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Oh, that is nasty. [vomits]
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I am going to be the sick.
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[all vomiting]
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[children] Ew!
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We made it to the Stanky Swamp.
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Remember, river, swamp,
Ratings Monster.
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-River, swamp--
-We get it.
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- [thuds]
- Oh, no.
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The swamp is too the shallow
for the raft,
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and too the stanky to do
the walking through. [sniffs]
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[meows comically]
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[children laughing]
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How wes gonna get across?
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- [children] The boots.
- That's right.
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Uh, I got 'em in here somewhere.
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[children] Banana.
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Spoon.
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- [children] Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.
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I can't find the boots.
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[laughs maniacally,
blows raspberry]
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[children] It's Taker.
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[Cyborg] What? Where?
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Where's that
weird looking beaver at?
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That no good Taker
must've taken our boots.
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It's obvious.
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Children, you must help us
locate Taker.
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- Is he under the rock?
- [children] No!
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- He's right there.
- Is he in the bush?
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- [children] No!
- [Robin grumbling]
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[Cyborg]
Is he in the grass?
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- [children] No!
- Is he--
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-He's obviously right there--
-[children] In the tree!
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[laughs maniacally,
blows raspberry]
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[all] Yay!
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Yay. Whoo-hoo. So smart.
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But how do we get our boots back
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from that creepy sneaky beaver?
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He's too high up in the tree.
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We just have to get
the children to teach that
naughty beaver a lesson.
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Repeat after me.
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[Starfire reading]
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[children reading]
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[children] Taker,
don't be taking.
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Taker, don't be taking.
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- [crying]
- It's working.
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Taker is experiencing shame.
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Can you say, "shame"?
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[children reading]
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- Very good.
- [Taker crying]
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- Scram! You creepy taker.
- [children gasp]
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[children] Oh, no!
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Robin, no.
You must not even partake
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in the most moderate
of the violence.
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Sure, fine, whatever.
We got the boots.
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Let's just get across
this stupid swamp
and get out of here!
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You forgot the travel song, bro.
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[grunts] Right.
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♪ De-de, do-do-do
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♪ Here we go, go, go
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[all]
♪ De-de, do-do-do
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♪ Here we go, go, go
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♪ Let's learn and play
What a fun, fun day ♪
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♪ De-de, do-do-do
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We did it! Now what?
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Well, not to beat
a dead horse, but...
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River, swamp, Ratings Monster.
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-River--
-River, swamp, Ratings Monster!
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Yeah, yeah, we got it.
You've only said it
like 35 times.
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Yoo-hoo, I found a clue-hoo.
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[roars]
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How's we gonna beat him?
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[children] Use the stick!
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Well, that didn't work.
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- [roars]
- [children] Uh-oh.
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Titans, the kids at home
have gotten us this far.
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But now we need to do
some grown business.
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Moderate violence.
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The absolute no.
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Violence in any amount
is inappropriate
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for the preschool show!
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Star, a little violence is fine.
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We'll just get the kids
to close their eyes.
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Will you close your eyes for us?
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[children] Okay.
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Great. And remember,
no peeking.
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- [gun cocks]
- [Robin] Titans, go!
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[Robin grunting]
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[crashing]
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[all grunting and groaning]
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[chainsaw whirring]
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I told you, no peeking.
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- [Beast Boy screams]
- [Robin grunts]
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[Raven] Hey, you can open
your eyes now.
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- [cheerful music plays]
- Thanks, kids.
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We kicked
the Ratings Monster's booty.
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Can you say, "booty"?
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[children reading]
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Robin, I am not sure
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that is the appropriate
for the kids at--
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[scoffs] Who cares?
We're heading home to our world
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where we can be
as inappropriate
as we want to be.
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[Robin grunts]
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[laughing on TV]
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[screams] You...
You made it out?
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And now, we get to decide
what to do with you.
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00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,563
[child 1] Hit him.
Kick him in the booty.
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- [child 2] Yeah, booty.
- [children laughing]
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Sounds like the children
at home tagged along with us
to our world.
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And they's being
kind of inappropriate.
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Makes sense.
We did scar them for life.
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Their innocence is totally gone.
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Hey, I told 'em "No peeking."
You heard me.
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00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,534
Book heard me.
Everyone heard me.
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00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:25,407
Well, since they are
now the here,
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maybe they can help us.
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The children at home,
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what shall we use
to punish the Control Freak?
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We got rotten eggs,
the big smelly butt,
or spiders.
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[children] Spiders!
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00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,509
The children want spiders,
spiders they will have.
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- [screams]
- [children laughing]
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Spiders!
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Spiders. The children at home
really did age up.
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I'm so proud.
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Don't be proud dude,
we messed them children up
for life.
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- [child 1] Booty.
- [child 2] Booty goes toot.
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- Toot, toot, toot.
- [chuckles nervously]
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[children laughing]
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[children reading]
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[children laughing]