1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:02,915 [bird crowing] 2 00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,178 [cat meowing, mouse squeaking] 3 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:05,581 [elephant trumpeting, lion roaring] 4 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,355 ♪ Go! 5 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:08,617 [opening theme playing] 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,146 ♪ T-E-E-N 7 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:17,365 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S 8 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,802 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go 9 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,546 ♪ Teen Titans, go! 10 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,594 [alarm ringing] 11 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,119 - Ah! Another beaut... - [metal clanks] 12 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,251 [screams] 13 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:36,862 ♪ I took you home 14 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:39,822 ♪ In the driving rain Ray-Ray ♪ 15 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:40,865 ♪ Oh, yeah 16 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,347 [yells] 17 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:46,481 Version 6.5, here I come! 18 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:47,786 - [button beeps] - [grunting] 19 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:53,357 Have the most wonderful of days, Miss Wonder Woman. 20 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:57,144 And you too, Mr. Green Lantern. [giggles] 21 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,536 [groans] Ow! 22 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,365 [sipping] 23 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:04,412 [all talking indistinctly] 24 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:08,938 What gives? Ain't nothing beens going right all morning. 25 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:11,114 It's because Mars is in retrograde. 26 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:12,898 Mars is in the what, now? 27 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:16,337 So it is the Martians who are the ones to blame for the bad luck! 28 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:19,122 Them fools be giving little green mens a bad name! 29 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,168 Ugh, not Martians. Mars. 30 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,126 During retrograde, the planet Mars reverses 31 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,476 its normal course and causes bad luck. 32 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,652 - [scoffs] That's some baloney. - [baloney thuds] 33 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:29,523 No. 34 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:33,136 That's astrology! 35 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,660 Please, what is this astrology? 36 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:38,402 It's an ancient science that explains how the planets 37 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,143 and stars affect our horoscope. 38 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,798 [gasps] The horrorscope! 39 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,061 That sounds the horrible! 40 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,325 No, Star, a horoscope is just a forecast of the future. 41 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:51,763 But terrible things could happen if you choose not to believe in it. 42 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:54,592 Man, that's a grip of baloney right there. 43 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,291 You don't believe that there are cosmic forces controlling us? 44 00:01:57,334 --> 00:02:00,816 I said it's bal-la-la- la-la-loney! 45 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,252 It is not baloney! 46 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,838 I'll prove it by giving you all a quick reading. 47 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,753 [Raven] When you were born, each of you were assigned 48 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,388 into one of the 12 constellations, 49 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:09,129 collectively known as the zodiac, 50 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,565 which controls your destiny. 51 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,349 Beast Boy, your sign is the Taurus. 52 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,265 - [Beast Boy sighs] - Which means, you're loveable and charming. 53 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,137 Oh, yeah, that's right, mama! 54 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:20,227 I'm so loveable. Look at this loveable, little face. 55 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,379 Just look at it! Don't you want to kiss it. Come on, come on. 56 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,274 - [Beast Boy] Ow! - Starfire. 57 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,971 Your sign is the Pisces, 58 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,104 which means, you're compassionate and understanding. 59 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,976 Whoo! And I the understand that. 60 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,630 The very well. 61 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:35,807 Perhaps, there is something to this astrology after all. 62 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,810 No, there isn't. Those claims are broad and ambiguous enough, 63 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,595 that they can be applied to anybody. 64 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,901 [Raven] Spoken like a true Aries. 65 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,686 Fiery and overconfident. 66 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,645 Ha-ha! That describes my man Cyborg to a T. 67 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,170 Indeed, he can be quite the know-it-all. 68 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:55,044 This astrology nonsense is a triple stack baloney sandwich. 69 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:58,439 - [plate breaks] - You'd have to be a dumb-dumb to believe in this garbage. 70 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:00,963 [upbeat music playing] 71 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,924 [horn blowing] 72 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,491 Hey, I was watching that! 73 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,667 Sorry, bro, but I gots to keep my eye on them stocks. 74 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:12,322 My horoscope says today's gonna be a good time to invest. 75 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:14,368 - Tells 'em, mama. - That's right. 76 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,370 Jupiter is in close proximity to his sign. 77 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:19,460 Which means, Beast Boy should expect big returns from risky ventures. 78 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,070 Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy! 79 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:24,508 I'm gonna risk my entire life savings up in them stocks! 80 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:26,293 [beeping] 81 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,295 Dude, those are IPO stocks 82 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,732 - So's? - They are super-high risk. 83 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,908 Yeah! But check out them good returns. 84 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,737 [bell ringing] 85 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,869 Of course, they've got good returns. 86 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,544 Those crack heads on Wall Street are just trying to take your money! 87 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,439 Hmm, now that you mention it, 88 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:44,920 junk bonds gots even higher risks and returns. 89 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:47,283 - [keys beeping] - Well, say "goodbye" to your life savings. 90 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,491 [blaring] 91 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:52,536 [all] Whoa! 92 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,843 Oh, snap! Look at this cash flow. 93 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,714 My horoscope made me rich, baby! 94 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,890 I'm rich! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 95 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,676 Ha, ha. Mama needs some new shoes. 96 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:04,418 Do you still think it's all "baloney," Cyborg? 97 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:07,943 It's fried baloney dipped in baloney sauce. 98 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,380 The only thing it proved is investing in the stock market 99 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,252 is a huge gamble. 100 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,557 That sometimes pays off. 101 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,298 Ooh, me, next! Me, next! 102 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,952 What does my horoscope say, Raven? 103 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,737 Well, Neptune is in transition around your sign today, 104 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,610 which means you should expect big things. 105 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:24,568 [sighs] What... 106 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,440 [gasps] What's happening? 107 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,444 Ooh, I can't believe this. 108 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:34,099 I'm tall! I'm finally tall! 109 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,971 My horoscope was right! 110 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,146 Baloney? 111 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,191 Total bologna! 112 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:42,934 Robin's a teenage boy. And teenage boys have growth spurts all the time. 113 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:46,938 Friend Raven, can you please tell me my horoscope? 114 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:50,115 Venus is crossing paths with your sign, which means, 115 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:53,118 you're going to find romance. 116 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:57,209 Starfire, would you care to join me for dinner this evening? 117 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,820 - I suppose so. - Yes! 118 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:01,779 ♪ A gr-ow-ow-ow-th spurt And a date! ♪ 119 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,651 Big things are happening for sure. 120 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,696 [excitedly] Big, big things! 121 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,223 What is the matter, Robin? 122 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,095 Are you not having the good time? 123 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:17,055 [grunts] Did you have to invite them? 124 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,406 But why would I not invite our friends? 125 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:23,975 Because you never know when something romantic might happen. 126 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,586 These are for you. 127 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,544 [snaps fingers] 128 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:30,242 Ooh! What do we have the here? 129 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,983 [dramatic music plays] 130 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:34,986 [Robin] A plate of Beef Wellington made just for you. 131 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:37,380 [gasps] Oh, Robin! 132 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,208 I love it! 133 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,905 Great! Then let's dig in. 134 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,647 [exclaims] No! 135 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:46,911 At long last, I have found my romantic soulmate! 136 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:50,088 [stammers] You can't have feelings for a ball of meat! 137 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:51,351 It isn't even alive! 138 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:52,743 Yes, he the is. 139 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:57,357 The Mr. Beef Wellington is the proper gentleman. 140 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:01,012 [Starfire in British accent] I say, my dear, you look absolutely breathtaking! 141 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:03,493 Why, thank you, the Mr. Beef Wellington. 142 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:06,017 You are quite the handsome yourself. 143 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:10,108 [British accent] Would you care to join me for an evening jaunt in my motor carriage? 144 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:13,721 We can nibble on crumpets and partake in the visual delights of the city. 145 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,766 [laughing in British accent] 146 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,420 [laughing] 147 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:22,947 Oh, why, yes. I would very much enjoy the that. [kisses] 148 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:26,124 - [kisses] - Listen, you overcooked sack of meat! 149 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:30,085 This is my date and I'm not going to sit by and let you ruin it! 150 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,913 [British accent] Unhand me, you brute! 151 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,524 Or else I shall give you a swift pummeling. 152 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:37,048 - [intense music plays] - I'd like to see you try! 153 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:39,224 [grunting] 154 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:42,073 [British accent] I'm sorry, my dear, but that ruffian had to be taught a lesson. 155 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:44,012 Now, shall we be off? 156 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:45,100 Indeed! 157 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,886 Well, Star definitely found romance. 158 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,454 So, now do you believe in the power of horoscopes? 159 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:55,197 Not at all! Starfire has always fallen in love with inanimate objects. 160 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,720 The girl's crazy. 161 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:59,593 [voice breaking] I wish I was an inanimate object. 162 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,813 [sobbing] 163 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:05,120 [tummy rumbling] 164 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:07,035 Oh, man, I's hungry. 165 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,819 How about pizza? 166 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:11,213 You know what would liven that right up? 167 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,215 Some anchovies! 168 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:15,609 [whirring] 169 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,004 - [grunts] - Wait a second, Cyborg, 170 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,615 I don't think you should eat those. 171 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,573 - Why not? - Because Saturn is in equinox, 172 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,377 which means, you should avoid sudden changes. 173 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:28,273 Whatever! Ain't no planet going to tell me what to eat. 174 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,058 [chomping] 175 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,755 [vomiting] 176 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:32,887 See? 177 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,281 It's just a bunch of... [vomiting] 178 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,806 Baloney... [vomiting] 179 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,072 [vomiting] 180 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:50,295 - [Cyborg] Oh. - Cyborg, check it out. 181 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:53,864 Look who's changing the light bulb all by himself. 182 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:57,172 And the Mr. Beef Wellington and I got the engaged. 183 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,608 [Starfire chuckles] 184 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,349 [British accent] We are the madly in love. 185 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:03,657 - [chuckles] - [kisses] 186 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,137 And I's made this suit out of all my monies. 187 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:07,965 [upbeat music playing] 188 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,533 So, now's I look like a million bucks. [grunts] 189 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:14,798 You hear that, Cyborg? Good things come when you follow your horoscope. 190 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:18,106 That's it! This baloney has gone on long enough. 191 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,978 What are you doing, bro? 192 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,913 Destroying this stupid book, so I won't have to hear about 193 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:25,330 this astrology nonsense ever again. 194 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:28,725 Stop! The forces of the zodiac are not to be trifled with. 195 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,162 - [Cyborg] Baloney! - [crackling] 196 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,081 Ahhh! My legs! 197 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,258 My love! 198 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:43,740 My money! 199 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,829 Nice going, Cyborg! 200 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,353 You just ruined astrology for all of us, fool! 201 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:51,182 No, I didn't. It was never real to begin with. 202 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:52,725 - [lightning strikes] - Whoa! What was that! 203 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,708 - [alarm blaring] - Titans! To the roof! 204 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,666 - [alarm continues blaring] - [elevator dings] 205 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,233 [Starfire] Look, a shooting star! 206 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,541 That's not a star. 207 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,978 It's the Zodiac. 208 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,547 [growls] 209 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,200 It sure looks angry. 210 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:12,508 Of course, it's angry. Cyborg just destroyed its book. 211 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,640 Still think it's... 212 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,119 Definitely not baloney. 213 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,557 [grunts] 214 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,212 [Zodiac yells] 215 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:24,128 [all scream] 216 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,609 Come on, guys. Let's take it down. 217 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,524 [shakily] This is your fight. 218 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,221 We will not be the helping. 219 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,833 Well, that Zodiac doesn't have no beef with us, bro! 220 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,096 [Zodiac yells] 221 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,061 [grunts] 222 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,107 My powers are no match for this guy. 223 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:49,110 The planets are the only thing that can affect the zodiac, Cyborg. 224 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,679 Only true believers can harness their powers. 225 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,986 I believe! I believe! 226 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:59,033 I believe! 227 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,562 [whirring] 228 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,390 [upbeat music playing] 229 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:15,876 Planet power! 230 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,574 [grunting] 231 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,184 [grunts] 232 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,316 [Zodiac grunts] 233 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,058 Venus! Mars! 234 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,276 [yells] 235 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,756 Neptune, Jupiter! 236 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,453 [yells] 237 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,542 Mercury! Saturn! 238 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:31,631 [yells] 239 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,284 Ha! 240 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,199 Uranus! 241 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,158 [groans] 242 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,728 [all cheering] 243 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,555 - I did it, guys. - I knew you would. 244 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:46,994 Your horoscope said you would overcome a great challenge today. 245 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,691 And to watch out for speeding trains. 246 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,495 - [scoffs] That's baloney. - [elevator dings]