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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go!
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go
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♪ Teen Titans, go!
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[alarm ringing]
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- Ah! Another beaut...
- [metal clanks]
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[screams]
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♪ I took you home
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♪ In the driving rain
Ray-Ray ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah
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[yells]
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Version 6.5, here I come!
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- [button beeps]
- [grunting]
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Have the most wonderful
of days, Miss Wonder Woman.
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And you too,
Mr. Green Lantern.
[giggles]
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[groans] Ow!
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[sipping]
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[all talking indistinctly]
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What gives? Ain't nothing
beens going right all morning.
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It's because Mars
is in retrograde.
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Mars is in the what, now?
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So it is the Martians who are
the ones to blame
for the bad luck!
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Them fools be giving
little green mens a bad name!
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Ugh, not Martians. Mars.
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During retrograde,
the planet Mars reverses
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its normal course
and causes bad luck.
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- [scoffs] That's some baloney.
- [baloney thuds]
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No.
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That's astrology!
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Please, what is this astrology?
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It's an ancient science
that explains how the planets
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and stars affect our horoscope.
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[gasps] The horrorscope!
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That sounds the horrible!
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No, Star, a horoscope is
just a forecast of the future.
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But terrible things could
happen if you choose
not to believe in it.
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Man, that's a grip of baloney
right there.
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You don't believe
that there are cosmic forces
controlling us?
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I said it's bal-la-la-
la-la-loney!
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It is not baloney!
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I'll prove it by giving
you all a quick reading.
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[Raven] When you were born,
each of you were assigned
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into one of
the 12 constellations,
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collectively known
as the zodiac,
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which controls your destiny.
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Beast Boy, your sign
is the Taurus.
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- [Beast Boy sighs]
- Which means, you're loveable
and charming.
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Oh, yeah, that's right, mama!
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I'm so loveable.
Look at this loveable,
little face.
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Just look at it! Don't you
want to kiss it.
Come on, come on.
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- [Beast Boy] Ow!
- Starfire.
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Your sign is the Pisces,
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which means,
you're compassionate
and understanding.
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Whoo! And I
the understand that.
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The very well.
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Perhaps, there is something
to this astrology after all.
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No, there isn't. Those claims
are broad and ambiguous enough,
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that they can be applied
to anybody.
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[Raven] Spoken like
a true Aries.
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Fiery and overconfident.
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Ha-ha! That describes my man
Cyborg to a T.
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Indeed, he can be quite
the know-it-all.
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This astrology nonsense
is a triple stack
baloney sandwich.
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- [plate breaks]
- You'd have to be a dumb-dumb
to believe in this garbage.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[horn blowing]
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Hey, I was watching that!
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Sorry, bro, but I gots to keep
my eye on them stocks.
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My horoscope says today's
gonna be a good time to invest.
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- Tells 'em, mama.
- That's right.
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Jupiter is in close
proximity to his sign.
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Which means, Beast Boy should
expect big returns from
risky ventures.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy!
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I'm gonna risk my entire
life savings up in them stocks!
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[beeping]
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Dude, those are IPO stocks
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- So's?
- They are super-high risk.
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Yeah! But check out
them good returns.
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[bell ringing]
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Of course, they've got
good returns.
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Those crack heads
on Wall Street are just trying
to take your money!
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Hmm, now that you mention it,
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junk bonds gots
even higher risks
and returns.
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- [keys beeping]
- Well, say "goodbye"
to your life savings.
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[blaring]
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[all] Whoa!
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Oh, snap!
Look at this cash flow.
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My horoscope made me rich, baby!
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I'm rich! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Ha, ha. Mama needs
some new shoes.
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Do you still think it's
all "baloney," Cyborg?
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It's fried baloney
dipped in baloney sauce.
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The only thing it proved
is investing in
the stock market
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is a huge gamble.
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That sometimes pays off.
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Ooh, me, next! Me, next!
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What does
my horoscope say, Raven?
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Well, Neptune is in
transition around
your sign today,
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which means you should
expect big things.
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[sighs] What...
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[gasps] What's happening?
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Ooh, I can't believe this.
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I'm tall!
I'm finally tall!
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My horoscope was right!
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Baloney?
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Total bologna!
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Robin's a teenage boy.
And teenage boys have
growth spurts all the time.
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Friend Raven, can you please
tell me my horoscope?
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Venus is crossing paths
with your sign, which means,
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you're going to find romance.
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Starfire, would you care
to join me for dinner
this evening?
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- I suppose so.
- Yes!
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♪ A gr-ow-ow-ow-th spurt
And a date! ♪
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Big things are happening
for sure.
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[excitedly] Big, big things!
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What is the matter, Robin?
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Are you not having
the good time?
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[grunts] Did you have
to invite them?
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But why would I not
invite our friends?
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Because you never know
when something romantic
might happen.
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These are for you.
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[snaps fingers]
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Ooh! What do we have
the here?
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[dramatic music plays]
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[Robin] A plate
of Beef Wellington made
just for you.
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[gasps] Oh, Robin!
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I love it!
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Great! Then let's dig in.
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[exclaims] No!
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At long last, I have found
my romantic soulmate!
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[stammers] You can't have
feelings for a ball of meat!
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It isn't even alive!
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Yes, he the is.
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The Mr. Beef Wellington
is the proper gentleman.
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[Starfire in British accent]
I say, my dear, you look
absolutely breathtaking!
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Why, thank you,
the Mr. Beef Wellington.
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You are quite
the handsome yourself.
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[British accent] Would you care
to join me for an evening jaunt
in my motor carriage?
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We can nibble on crumpets
and partake in the visual
delights of the city.
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[laughing in British accent]
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[laughing]
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Oh, why, yes. I would very much
enjoy the that. [kisses]
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- [kisses]
- Listen, you overcooked
sack of meat!
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This is my date and I'm
not going to sit by
and let you ruin it!
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[British accent]
Unhand me, you brute!
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Or else I shall give you
a swift pummeling.
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- [intense music plays]
- I'd like to see you try!
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[grunting]
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[British accent] I'm sorry,
my dear, but that ruffian had
to be taught a lesson.
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Now, shall we be off?
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Indeed!
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Well, Star definitely
found romance.
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So, now do you believe
in the power of horoscopes?
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Not at all! Starfire has always
fallen in love with
inanimate objects.
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The girl's crazy.
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[voice breaking] I wish I was
an inanimate object.
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[sobbing]
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[tummy rumbling]
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Oh, man, I's hungry.
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How about pizza?
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You know what would
liven that right up?
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Some anchovies!
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[whirring]
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- [grunts]
- Wait a second, Cyborg,
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I don't think you should
eat those.
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- Why not?
- Because Saturn is
in equinox,
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which means, you should avoid
sudden changes.
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Whatever! Ain't no planet
going to tell me what to eat.
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[chomping]
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[vomiting]
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See?
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It's just a bunch of...
[vomiting]
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Baloney... [vomiting]
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[vomiting]
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- [Cyborg] Oh.
- Cyborg, check it out.
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Look who's changing
the light bulb all by himself.
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And the Mr. Beef Wellington
and I got the engaged.
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[Starfire chuckles]
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[British accent]
We are the madly in love.
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- [chuckles]
- [kisses]
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And I's made this suit
out of all my monies.
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[upbeat music playing]
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So, now's I look
like a million bucks. [grunts]
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You hear that, Cyborg?
Good things come when
you follow your horoscope.
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That's it! This baloney has
gone on long enough.
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What are you doing, bro?
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Destroying this stupid book,
so I won't have to hear about
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this astrology nonsense
ever again.
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Stop! The forces of the zodiac
are not to be trifled with.
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- [Cyborg] Baloney!
- [crackling]
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Ahhh! My legs!
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My love!
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My money!
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Nice going, Cyborg!
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You just ruined astrology
for all of us, fool!
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No, I didn't. It was never
real to begin with.
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- [lightning strikes]
- Whoa! What was that!
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- [alarm blaring]
- Titans! To the roof!
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- [alarm continues blaring]
- [elevator dings]
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[Starfire] Look,
a shooting star!
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That's not a star.
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It's the Zodiac.
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[growls]
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It sure looks angry.
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Of course, it's angry.
Cyborg just destroyed its book.
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Still think it's...
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Definitely not baloney.
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[grunts]
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[Zodiac yells]
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[all scream]
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Come on, guys.
Let's take it down.
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[shakily] This is your fight.
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We will not be the helping.
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Well, that Zodiac doesn't have
no beef with us, bro!
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[Zodiac yells]
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[grunts]
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My powers are no match
for this guy.
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The planets are the only
thing that can affect
the zodiac, Cyborg.
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Only true believers can
harness their powers.
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I believe! I believe!
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I believe!
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[whirring]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Planet power!
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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[Zodiac grunts]
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Venus! Mars!
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[yells]
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Neptune, Jupiter!
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[yells]
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Mercury! Saturn!
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[yells]
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Ha!
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Uranus!
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[groans]
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[all cheering]
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- I did it, guys.
- I knew you would.
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Your horoscope said
you would overcome
a great challenge today.
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And to watch out
for speeding trains.
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- [scoffs] That's baloney.
- [elevator dings]