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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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The Joker.
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- Darkseid.
- Hi.
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{\an8}Trigon.
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{\an8}Egghead.
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{\an8}The Brain.
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{\an8}Commissioner Gordon.
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{\an8}The Easter Bunny
and Tooth Fairy.
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{\an8}George Washington.
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{\an8}And starring
your center square...
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{\an8} "Weird Al"
Yankovic.
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{\an8}Today on the Hollywood Squares,
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{\an8}DC Edition!
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{\an8}I'm your host Birdarang.
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{\an8}Now let's meet our contestants.
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{\an8}To my right, the most legendary
superhero team ever assembled,
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{\an8}the Justice League.
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Speak to me
a little bit about yourselves.
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Hi there, I'm Superman.
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These are my best friends,
the Justice League.
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When we're not bringing
evildoers to their knees,
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I love to organize
my stamp collection.
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Nerd.
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What's that, Darkseid?
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Uh, nothing.
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All right,
let's meet our challengers,
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the Teen Titans.
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Hey, why didn't you call us
"legendary"
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like the Justice League?
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Hmm, not seeing that
in my notes, home slice.
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Okay, here's how
you play the game.
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You gotta get
three squares in a row,
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either across, down, or...
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Diagonally.
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You do this by deciding
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our stars are giving
the correct answer
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or just making up some baloney.
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And the winner of the game gets
a lifetime supply of ice-cream.
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That's what I'm talking about.
Whoo!
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That's what's up!
Ice-cream!
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Titans, you won the coin toss
backstage, so you go first.
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{\an8}We would like to pick my man,
Weird Al Yankovic.
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{\an8}Yo, Al, how you diggin'
the center square, my dude?
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{\an8}Fantastic.
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{\an8}It's always been my dream
to be center squ--
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I should be the center square!
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I'm the most
powerful being here.
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Oh, spare me.
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Yeah, well, how many
gold records do you have?
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You know I don't have any.
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Stop laughing.
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Oh, snap.
Things just got real.
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Back to the game.
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Now, Al, answer me this, dog.
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Before he became
the notorious criminal Two-Face
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what government position
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did Harvey Dent hold
in Gotham City?
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{\an8}He obviously wasn't
the Minister of Skincare.
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{\an8}I believe I know this.
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He was a judge.
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We's agree.
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No. Al's wrong.
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You do not
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talk about Weird Al Yankovic
that way.
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He is a national treasure.
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We agree with Mr. Yankovic.
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{\an8}Aw.
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Oh, dang, that's wr... wr...
wr... wrong.
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Harvey Dent was the
district attorney of Gotham.
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- Sorry.
- All right,
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Justice League,
it's your turn to pick.
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Uh, we'll go with Weird Al.
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Answer me this.
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Harley Quinn keeps a pair
of what animals as pets?
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this one.
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Harley has pet hye--
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Uh, sorry.
Let me just answer this.
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- Hello?
- Is this Mr. Albert Yankovich?
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- It's Yankovic.
- Oh.
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Sorry, sir, there's a package
for you at the door.
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We need you to come
get it right now.
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I'm in the middle
of playing Hollywood Squares.
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- I'm the center square.
- I know!
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I mean...
Really?
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It seems like Darkseid
should be the center square.
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We'll just send all this
diarrhea medicine back.
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What? I don't need
diarrhea medicine.
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Yeah,
sure you don't.
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I got you!
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- Nuh-uh.
- Uh-huh.
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Tick tock,
you're fighting the clock.
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I need your answer, Al.
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Hyenas!
Harley Quinn keeps two hyenas.
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Well, Justice League,
what do you think?
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Is Al correct?
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We agree.
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That is correct.
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X gets the square.
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Titans, where do you want to go
to next?
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We will go with Trigon.
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Trigon, peep this,
my four-eyed friend.
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What is the name
of the coveted metal
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that comes from
the planet of Thanagar
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and grants the power of flight?
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I am 100% positive
it's Promethium.
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Hmm. I don't know.
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Raven, your daddy would never
lie to you and your friends.
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We're family.
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Aw.
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You really mean that?
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I think he's telling the truth.
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We agree.
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Ooh. That is incorrect.
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Womp, womp, womp.
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Nth metal was the answer
we were looking for.
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Ugh, you're the worst.
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Oh, come on.
I'm just having some fun.
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You're still coming
to brunch on Sunday, right?
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I'm making quiche.
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Don't count on it.
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Justice League, it's your pick.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Pick me. Pick me.
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We will take Egghead.
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{\an8}Oh, come on! Ridiculous.
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{\an8}Yuck. Your dark side
is showing.
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Eggster,
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Zeta beams teleport people
to and from what planet?
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I went there once.
It's the planet Qward.
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Actually, it's the planet Rann.
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I've never been there.
I'm afraid to travel.
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I can only poop
on my own bathroom.
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Wh... What...
Why is everyone laughing?
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We agree.
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Zeta beams transport you
to planet Rann.
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X gets the square!
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Titans...
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We will go with Trigon
for the block.
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Nah, bro.
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That's where
they wants you to go.
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We keep losing every time
we goes to the right square,
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so try going to the wrong one.
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Beast Boy's no sense
makes the sense.
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Come on, bro. Give it a shot.
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Fine.
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We'll go with the Easter Bunny
and the Tooth Fairy.
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Well,
that makes no sense at all.
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But congratulations!
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{\an8}You've just selected
the Special Square.
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What's the Special Square?
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If you answer correctly,
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not only will you be
awarded the square,
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but you get a special prize.
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That's right.
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And, boy, do we have
a special prize for you.
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Here's the question.
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"The World's Strangest Heroes"
refers to what team?
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Hmm. That's easy.
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It's those weirdos,
the Doom Patrol.
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Yo, that's my family
you're talking about.
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{\an8}Oh. Right.
I guess they is pretty weird.
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{\an8}We's agree.
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{\an8}Circle gets the square...
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...and the Titans
get a special prize.
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All right!
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Here's your prize.
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Oh, gross.
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- Thank you.
- No, thanks.
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I'll have it.
I love Easter eggs.
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Oh, that was a bad idea.
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Oh, dang!
Justice League, you're up.
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I assume you want Trigon
for the win.
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Yes. We'll take Tri--
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We will take
the incredibly handsome
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and brilliant Darkseid.
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You one hundred on that, bro?
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Yes. Darkseid is the best.
I love him.
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Darkseid it is then.
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What? No, no, no.
W... We want Trigon.
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Ooh, you might be faster
than a speeding bullet,
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but you're too late,
Man of Steel.
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You made your pick.
Okay, Darkseid--
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Before you ask me a question,
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just know that
I will destroy you all
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and render the Earth
a smoking husk of a planet!
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I'm serious!
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Chill, playa.
It's just a game.
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Okay. What color Lantern ring
is powered by hope?
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Who cares?
I will defeat them all.
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I do need an answer, G.
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Fine. It's the Green Lantern's,
of course. Duh.
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We disagree.
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How dare you?
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It's the Blue Lantern's.
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X gets the square.
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I mean, I was lying.
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I knew the real answer.
I know everything.
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I know that Weird Al
wears a fake mustache.
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Hey!
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"Oh, look at me.
I'm Weird Al Yanchovicky,
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and I play the accordion.
Derp-de-derp-de-doo."
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All right, Titans,
what is your next move?
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Should we block
the Justice League now?
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No. Pick the
wrong square again.
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It's working for us.
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Fine.
We'll take Commissioner Gordon.
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{\an8}Yo, Commish, let's see
if you can answer this.
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What is the name
of the Joker's pet gerbil?
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We need an answer team, G man.
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- We agree.
- Chuckles it is.
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Circle gets the square!
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Justice League, your move.
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We pick Trigon for the win.
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Trigon, Big Barda is married
to which fellow New God?
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I wish it was me.
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Just kidding.
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This time
I'm really telling the truth.
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She's married to Metron.
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Hmm. Well, he said
he wasn't lying this time.
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So, um, we agree.
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What?
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You got played, homie.
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The answer is Mister Miracle.
Titans?
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We'll take Trigon for the win.
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Trigon, what is
Martian Manhunter afraid of?
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According to his girlfriend, commitment.
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No. But seriously,
it's sunlight.
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And this time
I'm telling the truth.
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Yeah, right.
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Well, look,
I know I haven't been
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the best father to you, but
I really do want you to win.
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I want you to be happy.
I want to be...
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{\an8}To be... your friend.
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{\an8}Aw.
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{\an8}That's a lie.
We disagree with him.
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{\an8}Oh, snap. That's right.
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{\an8}Martian Manhunter is
afraid of fire, not sunlight.
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{\an8}Oh, come on.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but the Teen Titans win.
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In your faces,
Justice League. Whoo!
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Congratulations, homies.
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Here comes your sweet prize!
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Double chocolate
mint chip!
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That's my favorite.
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All of the ice-cream
will be mine.
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Oh, diggity dang.
That's not good.
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Take that!
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And I'll be taking
my mustache back.
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- Thank you very much.
- Ouch.
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Ice-cream for everyone.
Dig in.
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Yeah. Awesome!
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Much love to our stars
and contestants.
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And thank you all for watching
Hollywood Squares, DC Edition.
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Peace out.
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Make room, playas.
I gots to get mine.