1 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:07,924 ♪ Go! ♪ 2 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,927 [opening theme playing] 3 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,558 ♪ T-E-E-N ♪ 4 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:17,851 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪ 5 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪ 6 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,109 ♪ Teen Titans, go ♪ 7 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,279 {\an8}[whinnying] 8 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:31,781 {\an8}♪ The time has come ♪ 9 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,283 {\an8}♪ Let's have some fun ♪ 10 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:35,034 {\an8}♪ Hurry, hurry We must prepare ♪ 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,036 {\an8}♪ Jump out of your seat And onto your feet ♪ 12 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,997 {\an8}♪ Let's go To the Renaissance Fair ♪ 13 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:41,249 {\an8}♪ Hi, diddle diddle And diddly dee ♪ 14 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,293 {\an8}♪ Diddle diddle diddle doo ♪ 15 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:44,961 {\an8}[scatting] 16 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,629 {\an8}- [groans] - You all look ridiculous. 17 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,423 {\an8}There's nothing ridiculous about it! 18 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,675 {\an8}The Renaissance Festival recalls a time 19 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,803 of great honor and chivalry. 20 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,513 - [clanging] - [screaming] 21 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:56,848 Walk around a fake dusty village 22 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,892 with a bunch of nerds? Yeah, no thanks. 23 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,143 Oh, come on, Mama. 24 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,603 The ren fair's a blast. 25 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,355 It's got racing turtles, yo! 26 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,694 [powers up] 27 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,988 [groaning] 28 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,323 Cool. 29 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:15,325 And I do adore the pretty costumes 30 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:17,869 full of the frilliest of the bows! 31 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:21,540 And the throwing of the axes in brutal competition! [grunts] 32 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,877 And don't forget those giant turkey legs. 33 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,378 Turkey legs? Ooh. 34 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,963 I do love a good turkey leg. 35 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:32,759 Oh, they contain the most savory of the flavors. 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,844 ♪ Take a big old bite And you'll delight 37 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,846 ♪ So good it'll make you beg ♪ 38 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,015 ♪ With a crispy skin You want to dig in ♪ 39 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,975 ♪ Now devour that turkey leg ♪ 40 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:43,520 ♪ With a gobble, gobble, goo Gobble, gobble, hey ♪ 41 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,814 [ululating] 42 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:47,565 {\an8}- [groans] - How big are we talking? 43 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,901 [both] So big! 44 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,110 Eh. Okay, I'll go. 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,655 [others] Huzzah! 46 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:54,948 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 47 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,282 Stop yourself right there, girl. 48 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,867 You cannot go wearing that, Mama. 49 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,536 Beast Boy's right. 50 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:01,580 To get the full experience, you'll need a costume. 51 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,376 How about a merchant? 52 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,211 - Pass. - Blacksmith? 53 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,170 No, thanks. 54 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,547 - A peasant? - Jester? 55 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:12,882 - A beautiful fairy? - Maid? 56 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,884 - Troll? - Time traveler? 57 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,262 - Donkey? - Enough! 58 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,055 I am not wearing a costume. 59 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,974 The last thing I want is for anyone to think 60 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,811 I actually dressed up for the Renaissance Festival. 61 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:30,400 Ooh, nice wizard costume! 62 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:32,986 Way to dress up for the Renaissance Festival! 63 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,488 Ugh! Let's just get this big turkey leg and get out of here. 64 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,782 Yo, we gotta get down on some games first. 65 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:41,369 Ah! What a perfect opportunity to practice my chivalry. 66 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,454 [clears throat] 67 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,123 My noble maiden, 68 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:46,916 what doth thou want to do first? 69 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:50,753 It is time for the axes! 70 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:51,963 - [groans] - [horse whinnies] 71 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,048 [pained] As you wish. 72 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,926 The key to a good axe throw 73 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,178 is all about alignment with the target. 74 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,223 Simply maintain a firm grip, bend your wrist 75 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,309 - and... - Hyah! 76 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,769 Nice throw, my lady. 77 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,479 I'm pleased my chivalrous coaching 78 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,981 - was beneficial to you. - [chuckling] 79 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:13,193 Less of the talk-talk! More of the ax toss! 80 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:14,737 [yells] 81 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,615 - [Cyborg screams] - [yelling] 82 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,368 - [grunting] - [Robin grunts] 83 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,163 That's enough. 84 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:33,588 I am the queen of ax throwing! 85 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:37,968 [groans] I require more of the axes! 86 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,263 - [yelling] - [Robin grunts] 87 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,514 [screaming] 88 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,602 [groaning] Nice throw, fair maiden. 89 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,437 Oh, yeah, boy! 90 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,190 Turtle races! 91 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:56,569 [cheering] 92 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,029 You call this a race? 93 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,572 Man, this is gonna take forever. 94 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,824 Beastie, jump in there and get this race moving! 95 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,285 Way ahead of you, yo! 96 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,500 You turtles are going down! 97 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,168 [dinging] 98 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,671 [revving, brakes screeching] 99 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:16,673 [all] Huzzah! 100 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,174 Whoo-hoo! That's what's up! 101 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,301 I's the turtle racing champ, yo! 102 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,386 In your faces! 103 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:23,179 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah! 104 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,514 What treachery! 105 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:26,307 The green thing is not one of us. 106 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,851 Let's get him, boys. 107 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,523 [all shouting] 108 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,614 Um, yeah. 109 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,700 So, I'm gonna take this opportunity 110 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:47,328 to relieve myself at the old privy. 111 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,455 Did not need to know that. 112 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,207 [Robin panting] 113 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,959 Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. 114 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,836 [laughs] 115 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,590 A knight must always maintain a chivalrous attitude, 116 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,551 regardless if he needs to potty. 117 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:05,013 After you, fair maiden. 118 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:07,557 [groans] Yes! What? 119 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:10,144 Ah, please. After you. 120 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,687 Just go pee-pee, yo. 121 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,815 [straining] Must remain chivalric. 122 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,277 Eh! Ooh! Yeah, after you. 123 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,862 After you. 124 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,321 ♪ The noblest knight He's not quite right ♪ 125 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,198 ♪ For he really has to potty ♪ 126 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,325 ♪ He twitches and wiggles Squirms and jiggles ♪ 127 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,412 ♪ As he battles His own body... ♪ 128 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,916 [groans, yells] 129 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,251 [unzips fly] Yeah. 130 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,961 Huzzah! 131 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,005 ♪ Oh, pee, pee, pee P-pee, p-pee, pee ♪ 132 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,965 ♪ Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee ♪ 133 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,051 ♪ Pee, pee, pee P-pee, p-pee, pee ♪ 134 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,887 ♪ Pee, pee, pee ♪ 135 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,557 - [tires screech] - [all gasp] 136 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,392 [bugle blares] 137 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,896 [all] Turkey leg! Turkey leg! Turkey leg! 138 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,898 Turkey leg, please. 139 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:59,692 Oh, oh, oh, oh! [belches] 140 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,779 Oh, the largest of the turkey legs, please. 141 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,030 [gasps] 142 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,198 [snarling] 143 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,034 [both] Two turkey legs, please. 144 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,328 [both gasp] 145 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,038 Only one leg left? 146 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,414 What are we gonna do? 147 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,749 [Raven clears throat] 148 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:15,750 Seems like the perfect opportunity 149 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,543 to practice your chivalry. 150 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,545 This is a big turkey leg we're talking about here, Raven! 151 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,797 Manners are out the window! 152 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,298 Well, I want it! 153 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,759 Well, so do I! 154 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,719 ♪ A clash of knights With grand appetites ♪ 155 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,638 ♪ Their honor They must defend ♪ 156 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,681 {\an8}♪ To our delight ♪ 157 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,391 ♪ We'll watch them fight In a joust to the very end ♪ 158 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,726 [trumpeting] 159 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,312 [chuckles nervously] A joust? 160 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,898 Ooh, sounds like someone's a chicken. 161 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,233 Oh, the snap. 162 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,818 Them's is fightin' words, yo. 163 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:43,319 All right, fine! 164 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,405 If it's a joust you want, it's a joust you'll get! 165 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,449 To the arena! 166 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,743 {\an8}[others] Huzzah! 167 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,246 [blaring] 168 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,166 [cheering] 169 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,881 [crowd cheering] 170 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,803 [crowd booing] 171 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,014 [crowd cheering] 172 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,934 That leg is mine! 173 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,688 You shall feel the crushing tip of my lance! 174 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:21,774 Let the games do the beginning! 175 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,610 - [whinnies] - [Robin yells] 176 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,320 [neighs] 177 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,824 [Robin and Raven yell] 178 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,659 [cheering] 179 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,870 - Yeah! - [whooping] 180 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,246 [turkey gobbles] 181 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,665 [Raven] I can almost taste that leg. 182 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,251 [Robin laughs] Lucky hit. 183 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,795 - [snorts] - Surrender the leg! 184 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,840 - Never! [yelling] - [whinnying] 185 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:49,302 [both yelling] 186 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,470 - [groans] - [cheering] 187 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,432 [groaning] 188 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,643 The leg or your demise. 189 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,562 You shall never taste victory! 190 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,147 - [whistles] - [horse whinnies] 191 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,149 [Raven groans] 192 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,237 [both yelling] 193 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,657 [all] Wow! 194 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,827 [both grunting] 195 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,664 - [yelling] - [whimpers] 196 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,751 A knight must always maintain a chivalrous attitude. 197 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,754 - After you. - [yelling] 198 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,797 - [grunts] - [crowd cheering] 199 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:30,051 Ha-ha! Say goodbye to that turkey leg! 200 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:32,803 This ends now! 201 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,473 Azarath Metrion Zinthos! 202 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:38,976 [yells] 203 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,561 [all] Huzzah! 204 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,396 [turkey gobbles] 205 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:44,816 [roaring] 206 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,778 - [clinks, thuds] - [Robin] Huh. 207 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,029 [roars] 208 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,240 [screams] 209 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,034 [yelling] 210 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,373 [screaming] 211 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,792 [grunting] 212 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:04,920 [cheering] 213 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,592 - [gasps] - Look out! 214 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,096 [all scream] 215 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,431 [Robin gasps] 216 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,141 [gasps] 217 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,351 Are you guys all right? 218 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,519 Yeah. 219 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,271 I believe so. 220 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:26,232 But the same cannot be said for the leg of the turkey. 221 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,316 [all gasp] 222 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,360 [turkey gobbling] 223 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:30,736 Good going, Raven. 224 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,530 Ah, this stinks! 225 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,448 I only came to this nerd fest to get a giant turkey leg, 226 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,242 and now the last one is ruined. 227 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,953 Well, how about we just get some fish and chips instead? 228 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,163 Fine. I'll eat anything at this point. I'm starving. 229 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,331 [siren wailing] 230 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,375 [all gasp] 231 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,211 ♪ This is quite bad ♪ 232 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,754 ♪ They look real mad ♪ 233 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,172 ♪ We ruined the fair Oh, no ♪ 234 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,340 ♪ For flee we must ♪ 235 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,591 ♪ Let's make some dust ♪ 236 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,176 ♪ Here comes the bear popo ♪ 237 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,220 [all] Run! 238 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,639 - [siren wailing] - [horse whinnies]