♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[whinnying]
♪ The time has come ♪
♪ Let's have some fun ♪
♪ Hurry, hurry We must prepare ♪
♪ Jump out of your seat And onto your feet ♪
♪ Let's go To the Renaissance Fair ♪
♪ Hi, diddle diddle And diddly dee ♪
♪ Diddle diddle diddle doo ♪
[scatting]
- [groans] - You all look ridiculous.
There's nothing ridiculous about it!
The Renaissance Festival recalls a time
of great honor and chivalry.
- [clanging] - [screaming]
Walk around a fake dusty village
with a bunch of nerds? Yeah, no thanks.
Oh, come on, Mama.
The ren fair's a blast.
It's got racing turtles, yo!
[powers up]
[groaning]
Cool.
And I do adore the pretty costumes
full of the frilliest of the bows!
And the throwing of the axes in brutal competition! [grunts]
And don't forget those giant turkey legs.
Turkey legs? Ooh.
I do love a good turkey leg.
Oh, they contain the most savory of the flavors.
♪ Take a big old bite And you'll delight
♪ So good it'll make you beg ♪
♪ With a crispy skin You want to dig in ♪
♪ Now devour that turkey leg ♪
♪ With a gobble, gobble, goo Gobble, gobble, hey ♪
[ululating]
- [groans] - How big are we talking?
[both] So big!
Eh. Okay, I'll go.
[others] Huzzah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop yourself right there, girl.
You cannot go wearing that, Mama.
Beast Boy's right.
To get the full experience, you'll need a costume.
How about a merchant?
- Pass. - Blacksmith?
No, thanks.
- A peasant? - Jester?
- A beautiful fairy? - Maid?
- Troll? - Time traveler?
- Donkey? - Enough!
I am not wearing a costume.
The last thing I want is for anyone to think
I actually dressed up for the Renaissance Festival.
Ooh, nice wizard costume!
Way to dress up for the Renaissance Festival!
Ugh! Let's just get this big turkey leg and get out of here.
Yo, we gotta get down on some games first.
Ah! What a perfect opportunity to practice my chivalry.
[clears throat]
My noble maiden,
what doth thou want to do first?
It is time for the axes!
- [groans] - [horse whinnies]
[pained] As you wish.
The key to a good axe throw
is all about alignment with the target.
Simply maintain a firm grip, bend your wrist
- and... - Hyah!
Nice throw, my lady.
I'm pleased my chivalrous coaching
- was beneficial to you. - [chuckling]
Less of the talk-talk! More of the ax toss!
[yells]
- [Cyborg screams] - [yelling]
- [grunting] - [Robin grunts]
That's enough.
I am the queen of ax throwing!
[groans] I require more of the axes!
- [yelling] - [Robin grunts]
[screaming]
[groaning] Nice throw, fair maiden.
Oh, yeah, boy!
Turtle races!
[cheering]
You call this a race?
Man, this is gonna take forever.
Beastie, jump in there and get this race moving!
Way ahead of you, yo!
You turtles are going down!
[dinging]
[revving, brakes screeching]
[all] Huzzah!
Whoo-hoo! That's what's up!
I's the turtle racing champ, yo!
In your faces!
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah!
What treachery!
The green thing is not one of us.
Let's get him, boys.
[all shouting]
Um, yeah.
So, I'm gonna take this opportunity
to relieve myself at the old privy.
Did not need to know that.
[Robin panting]
Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go.
[laughs]
A knight must always maintain a chivalrous attitude,
regardless if he needs to potty.
After you, fair maiden.
[groans] Yes! What?
Ah, please. After you.
Just go pee-pee, yo.
[straining] Must remain chivalric.
Eh! Ooh! Yeah, after you.
After you.
♪ The noblest knight He's not quite right ♪
♪ For he really has to potty ♪
♪ He twitches and wiggles Squirms and jiggles ♪
♪ As he battles His own body... ♪
[groans, yells]
[unzips fly] Yeah.
Huzzah!
♪ Oh, pee, pee, pee P-pee, p-pee, pee ♪
♪ Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee ♪
♪ Pee, pee, pee P-pee, p-pee, pee ♪
♪ Pee, pee, pee ♪
- [tires screech] - [all gasp]
[bugle blares]
[all] Turkey leg! Turkey leg! Turkey leg!
Turkey leg, please.
Oh, oh, oh, oh! [belches]
Oh, the largest of the turkey legs, please.
[gasps]
[snarling]
[both] Two turkey legs, please.
[both gasp]
Only one leg left?
What are we gonna do?
[Raven clears throat]
Seems like the perfect opportunity
to practice your chivalry.
This is a big turkey leg we're talking about here, Raven!
Manners are out the window!
Well, I want it!
Well, so do I!
♪ A clash of knights With grand appetites ♪
♪ Their honor They must defend ♪
♪ To our delight ♪
♪ We'll watch them fight In a joust to the very end ♪
[trumpeting]
[chuckles nervously] A joust?
Ooh, sounds like someone's a chicken.
Oh, the snap.
Them's is fightin' words, yo.
All right, fine!
If it's a joust you want, it's a joust you'll get!
To the arena!
[others] Huzzah!
[blaring]
[cheering]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd booing]
[crowd cheering]
That leg is mine!
You shall feel the crushing tip of my lance!
Let the games do the beginning!
- [whinnies] - [Robin yells]
[neighs]
[Robin and Raven yell]
[cheering]
- Yeah! - [whooping]
[turkey gobbles]
[Raven] I can almost taste that leg.
[Robin laughs] Lucky hit.
- [snorts] - Surrender the leg!
- Never! [yelling] - [whinnying]
[both yelling]
- [groans] - [cheering]
[groaning]
The leg or your demise.
You shall never taste victory!
- [whistles] - [horse whinnies]
[Raven groans]
[both yelling]
[all] Wow!
[both grunting]
- [yelling] - [whimpers]
A knight must always maintain a chivalrous attitude.
- After you. - [yelling]
- [grunts] - [crowd cheering]
Ha-ha! Say goodbye to that turkey leg!
This ends now!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
[yells]
[all] Huzzah!
[turkey gobbles]
[roaring]
- [clinks, thuds] - [Robin] Huh.
[roars]
[screams]
[yelling]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[cheering]
- [gasps] - Look out!
[all scream]
[Robin gasps]
[gasps]
Are you guys all right?
Yeah.
I believe so.
But the same cannot be said for the leg of the turkey.
[all gasp]
[turkey gobbling]
Good going, Raven.
Ah, this stinks!
I only came to this nerd fest to get a giant turkey leg,
and now the last one is ruined.
Well, how about we just get some fish and chips instead?
Fine. I'll eat anything at this point. I'm starving.
[siren wailing]
[all gasp]
♪ This is quite bad ♪
♪ They look real mad ♪
♪ We ruined the fair Oh, no ♪
♪ For flee we must ♪
♪ Let's make some dust ♪
♪ Here comes the bear popo ♪
[all] Run!
- [siren wailing] - [horse whinnies]