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♪ Go! ♪
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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{\an8}♪ The time has come ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let's have some fun ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hurry, hurry
We must prepare ♪
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{\an8}♪ Jump out of your seat
And onto your feet ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let's go
To the Renaissance Fair ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hi, diddle diddle
And diddly dee ♪
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{\an8}♪ Diddle diddle diddle doo ♪
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{\an8}You all look ridiculous.
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{\an8}There's nothing
ridiculous about it!
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{\an8}The Renaissance Festival
recalls a time
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of great honor and chivalry.
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Walk around
a fake dusty village
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with a bunch of nerds?
Yeah, no thanks.
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Oh, come on, Mama.
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The ren fair's a blast.
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It's got racing turtles, yo!
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Cool.
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And I do adore
the pretty costumes
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full of the frilliest
of the bows!
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And the throwing of the axes
in brutal competition!
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And don't forget
those giant turkey legs.
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Turkey legs? Ooh.
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I do love a good turkey leg.
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Oh, they contain
the most savory of the flavors.
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♪ Take a big old bite
And you'll delight
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♪ So good it'll make you beg ♪
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♪ With a crispy skin
You want to dig in ♪
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♪ Now devour that turkey leg ♪
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♪ With a gobble, gobble, goo
Gobble, gobble, hey ♪
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{\an8}How big are we talking?
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So big!
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Eh. Okay, I'll go.
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Huzzah!
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Stop yourself
right there, girl.
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You cannot go
wearing that, Mama.
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Beast Boy's right.
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To get the full experience,
you'll need a costume.
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How about a merchant?
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- Pass.
- Blacksmith?
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No, thanks.
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- A peasant?
- Jester?
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- A beautiful fairy?
- Maid?
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- Troll?
- Time traveler?
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- Donkey?
- Enough!
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I am not wearing a costume.
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The last thing I want
is for anyone to think
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I actually dressed up
for the Renaissance Festival.
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Ooh,
nice wizard costume!
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Way to dress up
for the Renaissance Festival!
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Ugh! Let's just get this big
turkey leg and get out of here.
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Yo, we gotta get down
on some games first.
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Ah! What a perfect opportunity
to practice my chivalry.
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My noble maiden,
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what doth thou want
to do first?
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It is time for the axes!
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As you wish.
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The key to a good axe throw
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is all about alignment
with the target.
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Simply maintain a firm grip,
bend your wrist
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- and...
- Hyah!
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Nice throw, my lady.
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I'm pleased
my chivalrous coaching
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was beneficial to you.
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Less of the talk-talk!
More of the ax toss!
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That's enough.
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I am the queen of ax throwing!
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I require
more of the axes!
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Nice throw, fair maiden.
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Oh, yeah, boy!
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Turtle races!
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You call this a race?
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Man, this is
gonna take forever.
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Beastie, jump in there
and get this race moving!
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Way ahead of you, yo!
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You turtles are going down!
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Huzzah!
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Whoo-hoo! That's what's up!
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I's the turtle
racing champ, yo!
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In your faces!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah!
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What treachery!
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The green thing
is not one of us.
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Let's get him, boys.
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Um, yeah.
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So, I'm gonna
take this opportunity
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to relieve myself
at the old privy.
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Did not need to know that.
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Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go.
Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go.
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A knight must always maintain
a chivalrous attitude,
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regardless
if he needs to potty.
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After you, fair maiden.
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Yes! What?
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Ah, please. After you.
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Just go pee-pee, yo.
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Must remain chivalric.
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Eh! Ooh! Yeah, after you.
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After you.
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♪ The noblest knight
He's not quite right ♪
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♪ For he really has to potty ♪
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♪ He twitches and wiggles
Squirms and jiggles ♪
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♪ As he battles
His own body... ♪
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Yeah.
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Huzzah!
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♪ Oh, pee, pee, pee
P-pee, p-pee, pee ♪
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♪ Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee ♪
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♪ Pee, pee, pee
P-pee, p-pee, pee ♪
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♪ Pee, pee, pee ♪
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Turkey leg!
Turkey leg! Turkey leg!
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Turkey leg, please.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, the largest
of the turkey legs, please.
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Two turkey legs, please.
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Only one leg left?
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What are we gonna do?
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Seems like
the perfect opportunity
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to practice your chivalry.
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This is a big turkey leg we're
talking about here, Raven!
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Manners are
out the window!
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Well, I want it!
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Well, so do I!
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♪ A clash of knights
With grand appetites ♪
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♪ Their honor
They must defend ♪
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{\an8}♪ To our delight ♪
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♪ We'll watch them fight
In a joust to the very end ♪
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A joust?
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Ooh, sounds like
someone's a chicken.
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Oh, the snap.
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Them's is fightin' words, yo.
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All right, fine!
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If it's a joust you want,
it's a joust you'll get!
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To the arena!
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{\an8}Huzzah!
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That leg is mine!
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You shall feel
the crushing tip of my lance!
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Let the games do the beginning!
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Yeah!
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I can
almost taste that leg.
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Lucky hit.
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Surrender the leg!
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Never!
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The leg or your demise.
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You shall never taste victory!
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Wow!
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A knight must always maintain
a chivalrous attitude.
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After you.
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Ha-ha! Say goodbye
to that turkey leg!
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This ends now!
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Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
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Huzzah!
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Huh.
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Look out!
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Are you guys all right?
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Yeah.
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I believe so.
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But the same cannot be said
for the leg of the turkey.
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Good going, Raven.
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Ah, this stinks!
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I only came to this nerd fest
to get a giant turkey leg,
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and now the last one is ruined.
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Well, how about we just get
some fish and chips instead?
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Fine. I'll eat anything
at this point. I'm starving.
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♪ This is quite bad ♪
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♪ They look real mad ♪
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♪ We ruined the fair
Oh, no ♪
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♪ For flee we must ♪
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♪ Let's make some dust ♪
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♪ Here comes the bear popo ♪
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Run!