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♪ Go! ♪
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[opening theme playing]
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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[all cheering]
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Awesome! Yeah.
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- Booyah!
- Whoo!
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[yells excitedly]
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[muffled chatter]
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[screaming] Raven!
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It's your turn to play, girl.
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Beast Boy can have my turn.
I'm good here with my book.
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What? You'd rather read a book
than play Bubble Butts?
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This isn't just any book.
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It's Pretty Pretty Pegasus
Select Your Trek! book.
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The Secret Mystery Case
Of Taffy Tower.
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I have the entire series.
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Them books is whack, yo.
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Wrong! They're the best.
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Every few pages, the reader
is given a choice of actions.
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Then you turn the page that
corresponds with that choice.
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- [buzzer sounds]
- [screams]
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The story plays out differently
each time.
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[growls softly]
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I have never heard of the book
that lets you experience
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the choice
of your own adventure.
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Ugh! I despise them.
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Choice is an illusion.
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We're all guided
by the cold hand of fate.
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I like to find the page
where my character dies,
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so I can go back to actually
doing something that's fun.
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You better stop talking
smack about my book.
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It's from the Azarath Library,
and it's filled with magic.
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What's a book gonna do?
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Open my eyes
to a new perspective?
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Ooh! I hope this scary book
doesn't expand my vocabulary.
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- [laughing]
- [grunts]
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Come on, give it back.
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[loud growl]
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[all shriek]
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Aah! Whoa! [grunts, yells]
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[screaming]
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I told you
not to taunt the book.
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I'm sorry, book!
I meant no offense.
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- I'm sorry!
- [both yell]
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Aah! I knew there
was a reason I don't read.
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[gasps] Look!
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[all screaming]
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- [all screaming]
- [thud]
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[groans]
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[both screaming]
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Look at us.
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We have little wings and tails
and horsey manes.
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[gasps] Why do I feel like
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I suddenly appeal to a two
to six-year-old demographic?
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This is so cool.
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We're inside
my Pretty Pretty Pegasus
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Select Your Trek!
adventure book.
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Not cool.
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We need to figure out
how to get back home.
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The only way to do that
is to finish the story.
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We have to get
the candy crystal
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from the Gumdrop Goblin
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and return it
to the Taffy Tower.
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So what are we waiting for?
Let's fly.
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- [grunting]
- [thud]
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What? What's going on?
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Why can't we start
our adventure?
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These stories only progress
when the reader makes a choice.
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Well, who's the reader?
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[Beast Boy] Hello?
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Oh, no.
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What you fools
doing in that book, yo?
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You look adorable
as the little-winged-horseys.
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- [giggles]
- Star, Beast Boy,
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I've read this book
a thousand times.
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Just make the choices
I tell you
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and everything should be fine.
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[Beast Boy] Oh, no, that sounds
like a lot of work, yo.
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You have to, or else
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we'll never make it
out of here alive!
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We must do the helping
of the friends, Beast Boy.
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Okay, fines.
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[clears throat]
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"You and your
two pretty friends
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start your adventure
to the Taffy Tower. Do you...
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Travel through
the Sugarcane Forest?
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Or the Cookie Dunes?"
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I'mma choose Sugarcane Forest.
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- No, wait!
- [both] Huh?
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[sniffs deeply] Mm-mm!
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This forest got
that good sugary smell.
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You and your friends
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are crushed
by a falling sugar tree.
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- Your journey has ended.
- What?
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- Aah!
- [both yelp]
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You have made the choice
that is the wrong!
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It's cool, I can fix it.
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I'mma pick the Cookie Dunes
this time.
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[gasping] We're back.
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[Beast Boy] "You and your
friends find yourselves
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in a desert
that's also a dessert."
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This place reminds me
of worms and dirt.
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What's that?
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It's a cup of crumbled cookies
with a hidden gummy worm.
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It's funny you should say that.
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[rumbling]
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[roaring loudly]
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[screaming]
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"Ahhhhhhh!
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Your footsteps have awoken
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the slumbering
Emperor Gummy Worm!
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Do you... Engage it in battle?
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Or ride it?"
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Duh! You got to ride that worm.
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What? I'm not riding that.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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[all screaming]
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[roars]
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[screaming, grunts]
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[cheering]
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[Beast Boy] "You have
tamed the worm
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and are now a hero
to the Gummy Bear tribe.
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Do you... Continue
down the ice cream path?
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Or take your place
as their new leader?"
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Pick "Continue down the path."
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But becoming a ruler
sounds kind of cool.
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I's agree. Become their leader!
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No, don't.
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- [gummy bears cheering]
- [gasps]
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Okay, okay. This isn't so bad.
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Yeah, we can rule
for a couple of decades
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and then get back to the quest.
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[Beast Boy] "Tired of living
under an oppressive monarchy,
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the gummy bears
start a revolution."
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Make a different choice.
Make a different choice!
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[all yell]
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Oh! I am taking over
as the reader.
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First, I will turn
to the random page
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to save the friends.
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[all yelp]
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[crying]
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You listen supportively
while the gummy worm talks
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about his breakup
with his girlfriend.
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And then she said,
"I'm too soft..."
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Just feel your feelings,
my guy.
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"...I'm a gummy worm."
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What's this orange dust?
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Oh, sorry.
I was eating cheesy puffs.
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Hey, you better
not ruin my book
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with your cheesy fingers.
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I won't, Mama.
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My turn to read. I choose...
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"Meet the L-O-L Poop Duke-y."
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[laughing, farting]
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[Beast Boy] Oops,
I read that wrong.
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I meant "You meet
the Lollipop Duke!"
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[laughing]
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[continues laughing]
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Would you focus!
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If we don't get
the candy crystal soon,
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we're not gonna make it
out of here alive.
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Ow!
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We will do the better
listening, friend Raven.
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Yes. Thank you, Star.
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Here's what we need to do.
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[instrumental music playing]
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♪ Why ever grow up
And ever leave this place? ♪
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♪ Never, ever ♪
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♪ Why not see
What young girls ♪
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♪ Have fun and games
That never end ♪
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♪ Fantasy land ♪
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♪ Living in candied castles ♪
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♪ Without any cares or fuss ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Come away with me, my baby ♪
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♪ Forever you'll be glorious ♪
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♪ Never, ever land
Never, ever land ♪
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Whoo! We made it!
The final chapter.
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All we have to do
is return the crystal
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to the top of the tower
and we're done.
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There's the Gumdrop Goblin
with the crystal!
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Huh. [growls]
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Final battle time!
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Star, read us in!
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"Our pretty, pretty heroes
rush into battle.
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You fight very hard
with your horsey punches
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and horsey kicks.
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But your long luxurious manes
are a hindrance."
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Aah! We're getting pummeled
over here.
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Oh, no!
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[Raven] Star!
Get to the final choice!
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I can't read it.
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It is covered in the cheese
of the puffs.
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My bad. They're just
too cheesy to resist.
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Aah!
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[all scream]
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And we're doomed.
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Ah! Not to worry.
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I shall write the new ending.
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"The friends Raven, Cyborg,
and Robin become the ninjas."
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [Raven] Great idea, Star.
- [Cyborg] Karate!
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Huh?
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That ain't enough
to beat the Gumdrop Goblin.
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They gots to be
dinosaur ninjas.
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"Friends also have the cannons
that shoot the lasers!"
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[gasps]
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"And they gots boxing gloves."
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"The brass knuckles..."
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- [Beast Boy] "Giant sword!"
- [Starfire] "The lions!"
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- [lions roar]
- [Beast Boy] "Spiky armor!"
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[Starfire] "The missiles!"
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[Beast Boy] Hello.
This for delivery?
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I'll take three large
cheese pizzas.
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"The three large pizzas." Oops.
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What's happening?
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They're ordering pizza!
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Ahh! Will you two concentrate?
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We are sorry. The apologies.
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We can fix this.
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You all turn into
the Rainbow Warriors.
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[heroic instrumental music
playing]
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Huh?
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Now, this is more like it!
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[all shouting]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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None of this is working.
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Just get the Gumdrop Goblin
out of here.
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[Starfire] "And then
the Goblin disappeared
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to someplace
that is the far away!"
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Huh?
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[Starfire] "And
with the crystal returned,
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everyone had
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the Pretty Pretty Pegasus
dance party."
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[whooping]
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Yeah! We did it!
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[all cheering]
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Nice save, Star.
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But where did you send
the Gumdrop Goblin?
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Oh, I did not wish for him
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to be the homesick
for the Taffy Tower.
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So I sent him
to another tower with a T.
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- [thud]
- [roaring]
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- [all screaming]
- [roars]
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- [screaming]
- [clattering]
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[explosion]
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[closing theme playing]