♪ Go! ♪
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
Awesome! Yeah.
- Booyah! - Whoo!
Raven!
It's your turn to play, girl.
Beast Boy can have my turn. I'm good here with my book.
What? You'd rather read a book than play Bubble Butts?
This isn't just any book.
It's Pretty Pretty Pegasus Select Your Trek! book.
The Secret Mystery Case Of Taffy Tower.
I have the entire series.
Them books is whack, yo.
Wrong! They're the best.
Every few pages, the reader is given a choice of actions.
Then you turn the page that corresponds with that choice.
The story plays out differently each time.
I have never heard of the book that lets you experience
the choice of your own adventure.
Ugh! I despise them.
Choice is an illusion.
We're all guided by the cold hand of fate.
I like to find the page where my character dies,
so I can go back to actually doing something that's fun.
You better stop talking smack about my book.
It's from the Azarath Library, and it's filled with magic.
What's a book gonna do?
Open my eyes to a new perspective?
Ooh! I hope this scary book doesn't expand my vocabulary.
Come on, give it back.
Aah! Whoa!
I told you not to taunt the book.
I'm sorry, book! I meant no offense.
I'm sorry!
Aah! I knew there was a reason I don't read.
Look!
Look at us.
We have little wings and tails and horsey manes.
Why do I feel like
I suddenly appeal to a two to six-year-old demographic?
This is so cool.
We're inside my Pretty Pretty Pegasus
Select Your Trek! adventure book.
Not cool.
We need to figure out how to get back home.
The only way to do that is to finish the story.
We have to get the candy crystal
from the Gumdrop Goblin
and return it to the Taffy Tower.
So what are we waiting for? Let's fly.
What? What's going on?
Why can't we start our adventure?
These stories only progress when the reader makes a choice.
Well, who's the reader?
Hello?
Oh, no.
What you fools doing in that book, yo?
You look adorable as the little-winged-horseys.
Star, Beast Boy,
I've read this book a thousand times.
Just make the choices I tell you
and everything should be fine.
Oh, no, that sounds like a lot of work, yo.
You have to, or else
we'll never make it out of here alive!
We must do the helping of the friends, Beast Boy.
Okay, fines.
"You and your two pretty friends
start your adventure to the Taffy Tower. Do you...
Travel through the Sugarcane Forest?
Or the Cookie Dunes?"
I'mma choose Sugarcane Forest.
- No, wait! - Huh?
Mm-mm!
This forest got that good sugary smell.
You and your friends
are crushed by a falling sugar tree.
- Your journey has ended. - What?
Aah!
You have made the choice that is the wrong!
It's cool, I can fix it.
I'mma pick the Cookie Dunes this time.
We're back.
"You and your friends find yourselves
in a desert that's also a dessert."
This place reminds me of worms and dirt.
What's that?
It's a cup of crumbled cookies with a hidden gummy worm.
It's funny you should say that.
"Ahhhhhhh!
Your footsteps have awoken
the slumbering Emperor Gummy Worm!
Do you... Engage it in battle?
Or ride it?"
Duh! You got to ride that worm.
What? I'm not riding that.
Oh, yes, you are.
"You have tamed the worm
and are now a hero to the Gummy Bear tribe.
Do you... Continue down the ice cream path?
Or take your place as their new leader?"
Pick "Continue down the path."
But becoming a ruler sounds kind of cool.
I's agree. Become their leader!
No, don't.
Okay, okay. This isn't so bad.
Yeah, we can rule for a couple of decades
and then get back to the quest.
"Tired of living under an oppressive monarchy,
the gummy bears start a revolution."
Make a different choice. Make a different choice!
Oh! I am taking over as the reader.
First, I will turn to the random page
to save the friends.
You listen supportively while the gummy worm talks
about his breakup with his girlfriend.
And then she said, "I'm too soft..."
Just feel your feelings, my guy.
"...I'm a gummy worm."
What's this orange dust?
Oh, sorry. I was eating cheesy puffs.
Hey, you better not ruin my book
with your cheesy fingers.
I won't, Mama.
My turn to read. I choose...
"Meet the L-O-L Poop Duke-y."
Oops, I read that wrong.
I meant "You meet the Lollipop Duke!"
Would you focus!
If we don't get the candy crystal soon,
we're not gonna make it out of here alive.
Ow!
We will do the better listening, friend Raven.
Yes. Thank you, Star.
Here's what we need to do.
♪ Why ever grow up And ever leave this place? ♪
♪ Never, ever ♪
♪ Why not see What young girls ♪
♪ Have fun and games That never end ♪
♪ Fantasy land ♪
♪ Living in candied castles ♪
♪ Without any cares or fuss ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Come away with me, my baby ♪
♪ Forever you'll be glorious ♪
♪ Never, ever land Never, ever land ♪
Whoo! We made it! The final chapter.
All we have to do is return the crystal
to the top of the tower and we're done.
There's the Gumdrop Goblin with the crystal!
Huh.
Final battle time!
Star, read us in!
"Our pretty, pretty heroes rush into battle.
You fight very hard with your horsey punches
and horsey kicks.
But your long luxurious manes are a hindrance."
Aah! We're getting pummeled over here.
Oh, no!
Star! Get to the final choice!
I can't read it.
It is covered in the cheese of the puffs.
My bad. They're just too cheesy to resist.
Aah!
And we're doomed.
Ah! Not to worry.
I shall write the new ending.
"The friends Raven, Cyborg, and Robin become the ninjas."
- Great idea, Star. - Karate!
Huh?
That ain't enough to beat the Gumdrop Goblin.
They gots to be dinosaur ninjas.
"Friends also have the cannons that shoot the lasers!"
"And they gots boxing gloves."
"The brass knuckles..."
- "Giant sword!" - "The lions!"
"Spiky armor!"
"The missiles!"
Hello. This for delivery?
I'll take three large cheese pizzas.
"The three large pizzas." Oops.
What's happening?
They're ordering pizza!
Ahh! Will you two concentrate?
We are sorry. The apologies.
We can fix this.
You all turn into the Rainbow Warriors.
Huh?
Now, this is more like it!
None of this is working.
Just get the Gumdrop Goblin out of here.
"And then the Goblin disappeared
to someplace that is the far away!"
Huh?
"And with the crystal returned,
everyone had
the Pretty Pretty Pegasus dance party."
Yeah! We did it!
Nice save, Star.
But where did you send the Gumdrop Goblin?
Oh, I did not wish for him
to be the homesick for the Taffy Tower.
So I sent him to another tower with a T.