Go!♪
T-E-E-N ♪
T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
Teen Titans, let’s go ♪
Teen Titans, go!♪
It’s leg day, Titans.
Let’s see some sweat.
Ha-ha!
And...
Aah! Rest.
Good workout, team.
Ah! The smell of the burning muscles
is the most pleasant of the odors.
I ain’t sweat this much since the last leg day, yo.
I think we deserve a reward.
Who wants a light salad of root vegetables?
Or pizza?
Pizza!
Okay then, let’s hit the showers.
Whew, boy, that feels better.
It’s about time.
What’d you do, bro? Wash your whole body?
Of course. I cleaned my head, my torso,
and finished up by scrubbing my legs.
You wash your legs?
Of course I do. Don’t you guys?
The washing of the legs is the waste of the time.
It only takes an extra minute to wash your legs.
Yeah, a wasted minute.
That’s why nobody does it.
Scientists have proof that soap and water from your torso
runs down to your lower extremities
and washes the legs clean.
Wrong, not scrubbing your legs is unsanitary.
Whatevs, yo!
Washing your legs is too much work.
It’s easy and fast with my patented two-hand technique.
Observe.
First, you soap both hands,
then starting at the top of the leg,
you place one hand in front and one hand behind.
Then simply move towards the ankle
in a piston-like movement.
Oh, man, you gotta bend
all the way down to your ankles?
No, no, no.
Ain’t nobody trying to do that.
Crime alert.
Not just any crime alert.
It’s for the League of Legs.
There’s a crisis at the Jump City
Grape Juice Factory.
No time to waste. Let’s kick it.
Thunder Thighs!
The Incredible Quad!
The Calf!
Captain Cankle!
Lady Legasus.
Together we are...
The League of Legs!
League of Legs, leap!
League of Legs, thank goodness you’re here.
Someone sabotaged the Grape Juice Factory.
What kind of madman would do such the thing?
The grape juice pressure levels are off the charts.
If someone doesn’t unclog the system,
the city will be waist deep in grape juice.
Not on our watch, Mr. Grape Mascot.
League of Legs, leap!
There!
The un-stomped grapes are backing up.
League of Legs, stomp.
Stomp like the wind.
It’s working! The pulp is liquefying.
Booyah!
Good legging, League.
Our work here is done.
Now let’s get home
and work on washing this juice off our legs.
We’ve been through this, Captain Cankle.
Washing your legs is pointless.
When your legs are stained and crawling with bacteria,
don’t come crying to me.
Whatever. League of Legs, leap!
Thank you, League of Legs.
Thank you.
Dibs on the shower.
I’ve got to get these legs clean.
Scrub my face Scrub my chest ♪
Then scrub my legs Because they’re the best ♪
Ha, all clean.
Bro, you was in there for hours.
I had to wee wee in the yard.
I was in there for five minutes.
You just like to wee wee in the yard.
True. True.
Whoa, another call for the League.
Let’s leap!
League of Legs! Thank goodness you’re here.
Someone sabotaged the Swan Lake Fountain.
If someone doesn’t stop it,
Jump City will be waist deep in gunk.
Not on our watch, Mr. Swan Mascot.
Look, the bird boats of the pedaling.
Good thinking, Quad.
We can use them to stop the sludge flow.
League of Legs, leap!
So much gunk!
Thunder Thighs, seal up that pipe.
- Feel the squeeze, baby. - Great job.
Now it’s up to us to create a water vortex
to suck the gunk away.
Follow me.
It’s working. Pedal faster.
Thank you, League of Legs. Thank you.
Another emergency averted.
I mean, besides the emergency leg wash I need.
Ugh. League of Legs, leap.
Scrub my face Scrub my chest ♪
Then scrub my legs Because they’re the...♪
What?
Where is the Captain Cankle?
Howdy!
What? Where? Where are we?
Let us out of here, yo. Let us out.
Who’s there? Show yourself.
I’ll give you half a guess, dude.
50% Chad?
So, you’re the one behind all of this?
But the why, Chad?
Because I’m tired of people neglecting their legs.
It’s not enough to let torso soup
just drip down on them.
You need to scrub those yams.
That’s what I’ve been telling them.
I tried to give the city a chance to wash their legs
by covering them in grape juice and pond sludge.
But you all put a stop to that.
Now I have to get 50% more extreme.
Dude, you can’t force people to scrub their legs.
That’s exactly what I plan to do, bro.
You see, my ExoSoldiers
will travel through the water pipes
and out the shower heads of every household.
Once attached to people,
these bots will force them to wash their legs,
Wash their legs forever?
No, not forever, I mean,
people just need to wash their legs is all.
No!
You are the madman.
It’s really not that big of a deal, guys.
Just bend over and scrub your legs.
No! The madness stops now.
League of Legs, leap!
Time to wash.
I cannot stop the scrubbing.
Me neither.
What are we gonna do?
Bending over is the worst, yo!
We need to overload these bots and take control of our bodies.
If we scrub our legs really fast,
it might just short out the bots’ sensors
and take down the whole network.
Remember the leg washing technique I taught you?
Now scrub! Scrub!
Faster.
It’s working!
Calf, behind your knees, wash behind your knees.
Bummer, bro.
I worked hard on that machine.
But now, you see washing your legs
isn’t all that bad, right?
Yeah, but you still deserve a kicking.
League of Legs, lunge!
Aah!
Ha! We did it, League.
We saved the day and scrubbed our legs clean.
From now on, I am the official leg washer.
Knees too, yo.
I am the Foot
and I demand people scrub their feet clean.
That seems like too much work, bro.
Plus, feet hang out in soapy water.
That’s enough to get ’em clean.
Outrageous!