♪ Go! ♪
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let’s go ♪
♪ T-E... ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
It looks like we have a Plasmus problem.
Titans, go!
Yeah!
High-five!
Too slow.
Is he ticklish, bro? I’s coming for them feetsies!
There isn’t a monster alive
that can survive my booty bombs!
Comin’ a-boosh!
I will stop the Plasmus...
with the healing power of the hugs.
No one is destroying the city on our watch.
Huh?
Whoa!
The Teen Titans, allow me to introduce myself.
I am The Monitor.
Overseer and protector of the multiverse.
Cool!
Not so cool for you, I am afraid.
You see, I have the power and authority to extract powers
from those who misuse them.
And you are the worst offenders!
Man, what you talkin’ about?
Pow!
We use our powers all the time.
Yes, but not exactly to uphold justice
and protect the weak.
Beast Boy, you are always turning into useless animals.
Raven, you can conjure anything,
but you choose to go with that overgrown hand.
Cyborg, you use your technology for goofing off.
Starfire, you are one of the galaxy’s greatest warriors,
but you spend most of your time hugging.
And Robin.
Well, you have no power, so...
Hey, I have leadership skills. That’s a power.
Whatever you say, little man.
You are all coming with me.
- Welcome, Titans, to my home. - Whoa.
You are in need of the furniture.
Mm-hmm, a nice area rug will really warm this place up.
My living quarters are upstairs.
This room is designed
to recreate any moment in history.
Cool!
Can it show us the time Napoleon Bonaparte
was attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits?
Ooh! Or the time Benjamin Franklin wrote
a scientific paper on making farts smell good?
Yes, it can.
But no, we are going to take a look at your failures.
Don’t worry, Titans.
We’ll find a way off this island in no time.
Okay. Now you all could have
easily escaped that patch of grass.
But instead, you remained stranded
on that so-called island for so long,
you grew beards!
How do you explain that?
There were land sharks, man!
Sharks of the land!
That don’t happen every day, what’d you expect us to do?
You could have run, or fought the land fish!
Heck, most of you could have flown away!
You had to be there.
Those sharks were super scary.
But you have fought demons
and supervillains more powerful!
Not really seeing your point.
Raven, you can create portals to anywhere.
Oh, yeah.
I will return you all to the scene of your failure
to redeem yourselves.
Engage.
We’s trapped on the island again!
And with these gross beards.
Don’t worry, Titans.
I’ll use my portal...
to get us some grooming products
for these disgusting beards!
All right! Woo!
Ooh...
All right!
Enough!
Maybe that was a little advanced.
Let us try an easier one.
Remember when you went looking for magical sneakers,
and got trapped in a maze?
Killer kicks! Run!
Do you see how absurd it is that you got lost in a maze?
But mazes are designed to disorient
even the greatest minds for direction.
There is no ceiling to the maze!
And again, most of you can fly!
Well, except, um...
Yes, except Robin. I know.
- He is useless. - Hey!
Starfire, you could have flown off for help at any time!
It is true. I can do the flying.
Let’s try this again.
Engage.
I will fly for the help!
We are the saved!
These games will help us fight the boredom
while we are trapped in the maze!
I wanna be the hat!
You almost got yourselves killed
and it was just a simulation!
Okay, this next one is so obvious,
even you dopes can’t mess it up.
Remember when Cinderblock trapped you with a street lamp?
This is insane!
Please, do it again.
And this time, use your powers!
Engage.
Don’t worry, Titans.
I’ll use my powers to get us out of this, yo.
Check it! I’s a sea hare!
Nice.
Watch as I use my mucus to take down Cinderblock.
How are you finding even dumber ways to mess up?
If you must know, mean Monitor,
we do it for the friend Robin.
What are you talking about?
We feel bad that you don’t have any superpowers,
so we intentionally hold back.
What? I’m your leader!
I make you bring your A game!
Without me, you’d be bringing C+ game, at best!
Outrageous!
You’d endanger your city
just so Robin could feel useful?
That’s it.
Powers revoked!
We’re home!
Why am I so pink?
- Am I sick? - No.
You’ve just got red blood
coursing through your veins now.
Gross! Get it out of me, get it out of me!
Now’s that I can’t turn into a dog,
I can’ts lick my booty no more!
What is the pressure I feel on my feet?
That’s the ground. You’re touching it.
Ow! Ow, it is the hurty!
What’s wrong, Cyborg?
I’m so squishy.
No!
You all need to calm down.
You have no superpowers,
but that’s no reason to freak out.
You’re just like me now.
Don’t nobody want to be like you.
Crime alert!
Hmm, sounds like a job for people with superpowers.
Normal teens like us should be lounging around the house
while looking at our phones.
I understand, but here’s the thing.
I’m going!
Titans, what’s the hold up?
Ugh.
How do regular humans fight again?
You start punching and kicking and you don’t stop
until they’re crying for mercy.
Titans, go!
Uh... It’s so boring and tiring.
Try some biting to spice it up.
You want more, huh?
Robin, wait. You can’t keep on like this.
We must get the superpowers back
before you get the permanently squished!
Nonsense.
I’ve got this.
No!
I’m sorry I failed you, Titans.
I’m proud to have been your leader.
Goodbye.
He’s-- He’s gone.
If only we had our superpowers.
We could have used them correctly for once
and saved him.
Exactly.
What’s-- What’s happening?
Robin, you are the alive!
Of course he is.
This whole thing was just a simulation.
That is messed up, dude.
I admit it was a little uncool, but I had to teach you a lesson
about using your powers correctly.
And it worked!
Oh, we learned our lesson all right.
Yeah!
- That’s it. You’re doing it! - Get him!
I’m so proud of you!