[thuds]
[squeaks]
♪ Go! ♪
[opening theme playing]
♪ T-E-E-N ♪
♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans, let’s go ♪
♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
[Cyborg and Starfire gagging]
- [farting] - [Starfire groans]
I told you not to eat those oysters.
[both] Aah!
[farting continues]
We’ll be home after the Doom Patrol picnic.
- [both groan louder] - [farts]
[both] Woo-hoo!
We have the tower to ourselves!
[both screaming in excitement]
[laser noises]
I cannot believe friend Robin
fell for the old oyster food poisoning charade.
Wait, you didn’t eat the oysters?
[burping]
- [Starfire] I did not. - Uh-oh.
[Cyborg pukes]
[farts] Ah, all better!
Oh no, friend Robin forgot his wallet.
We should be the good friends and alert him.
[both laugh hysterically]
Yeah, right.
Let’s order some pizza.
[both exclaim]
Mm-mm, that pizza smells so good.
Ooh! You know what would go the perfect
- with the pizza? - Ice cold drinks!
[machine whirring]
[loudly] I think it is the broken.
[loudly] Why do you say that?
[boom]
[in normal voice] Oh, yeah, it’s broken.
But surely, you can do the fixing of it?
Oh, just because I’m part machine
you think I can fix every machine?
Starfire, I am insulted.
Oh, I am sorry, friend Cyborg.
I did not mean to offend.
[laughs] Girl, I’m just kidding.
But seriously, I don’t know the first thing
about fixing an ice machine.
Then I shall attempt to do the repairing.
[thud]
[sighs] We are the stuck with the drinks
that have the warmth of the luke.
Are your appliances so broken
that mere mortal repairmen are useless?
That’s where Hero Hotline comes in!
Our team of super-powered repair experts
will fix all your problems in a single bound.
We fix it all.
TVs, toasters, garbage disposals,
wobbly bookshelves, wobbly beds, wobbly pets.
Broken blenders, broken water heaters,
broken ice machines.
[Cyborg and Starfire gasps]
Ooh, let us call the hotline.
The Hotline Heroes are so cool!
Ah-ha-ah! I can’t wait to meet them.
- [dial beeps] - [doorbell rings]
[vocalizes] You must be the folks
who were about to call Hero Hotline.
What? But, but...
Ooh! How did we know you were about to call on us?
Well, I’m Marie, The Psychic Turtle.
Hello, I’m Zeep, The Living Sponge.
I soak it up and squeeze it out.
And I’m their leader,
Microwaveabelle.
I have the power of the mighty microwave,
the most noble of all kitchen appliances.
Zappa Zooey!
- So cool! - So cool!
Hotline Heroes, time to go to work!
[making signal noise]
I’m sensing a broken ice machine
in this dwelling.
To the kitchen!
- [excited] - [thuds]
Zeep, use your damp, boneless body to investigate!
[squelching, grunting]
Here’s the problem.
Someone stuck a hot dog in there.
That’s on me.
I was experimenting with savory popsicles.
Ice cold drinks.
Perfect pairing for hot pizza!
[both gasp]
Oh, the no! It looks like the pizza has gotten the cold.
No worries. I can fix that right up. Zappa Zooey!
[chomping]
[exhales]
It is the boiling hot again!
You saved our pizza.
- How can we ever repay you? - By paying the bill?
Oh, yeah. Here you go.
Okay. You can just tap it on my shell.
[shell beeping]
You’re all paid up.
Thanks for using the Hero Hotline!
Zappa Zooey!
Whoo!
Man, the Justice League has nothing
on the Hotline Heroes!
They are so the cool.
Do you think they would like to do the hanging out with us?
Absolutely.
I was getting major friendship vibes.
Then we should call them back.
Wait!
We must play it the cool
and not seem the too desperate.
Mmm. Right, right, right, right, right. That’s what’s up.
We could call them if something else breaks.
But everything is in the perfect working order.
Yeah, you’re right.
It’s not like Robin’s juicer
got smashed into pieces or anything.
[glass shatters]
Oopsie.
Oh, the no.
I will now call someone to fix it.
- [dial pad beeps] - [doorbell rings]
Hotline Heroes!
You were about to call us again?
- Yes, our-- - Wait.
I’m getting a vision.
[making signal noise]
The juicer was mysteriously broken, Cyborg?
That’s right.
No idea how. It is a mystery.
Hotline Heroes, let’s un-break some stuff.
[both giggle]
I’ll re-re-heat the leftover cheese
from this pizza box...
Zappa Zooey!
And use it to stick the pizza back together.
And I’ll wipe up the excess cheese... [slurps]
...and clean it up good!
There, good as new!
Will that be cash or credit?
[shell dings]
Thanks again for using Hero Hotline.
Wait! Hang out!
- [metal door screeches] - [groans in disbelief]
The poops. They have gone again.
We’ll just have to call them back.
[phone beeps]
[both grunt]
- [clanks] - [shatters]
[shell dings]
We are still not the best of friends
with the Hero Hotliners.
Perhaps they are just too the cool
to hang out with us.
No way. We just need to try harder.
But there is nothing left to break.
[siren beeping]
[both] A crime alert.
[thuds]
Oh, no, the crime alert system is broken.
[chuckles gleefully]
It seems like we need the help fixing it.
[glass shatters]
Titans, what’s going on here?
No one has this many things to break at once.
You got us.
[chuckles] We just think you’re super cool.
And we thought maybe we could take
this relationship to the next level,
like having joint birthday parties.
Ooh! And sleeping in the beds that are the bunk.
Okay, we can hang out for a little bit
while we fix the crime alert.
- Whoo! - Booyah!
We want to know the everything about you.
New friend Marie,
do you have the ability to see the entire future?
Eh, no. Just appliance-based events.
[boom]
Zeep, tell it to me straight.
What do you do when you start to smell funky?
I just have Microwaveabelle
disinfect me with her microwave powers.
Zappa Zooey!
[sniffs]
Wow! You smell like a pine forest.
[beep]
[Microwaveabelle] Okay.
The crime alert is all fixed.
We’re gonna head out now.
Wait. I was just about to suggest
we play the truth or the dare.
Titans. You seem cool.
But this relationship needs to stay professional.
- [siren beeps] - Crime alert.
[monster roars]
Oh, this is the badness.
Ah! What do we do?
The rest of the Titans aren’t here.
We can’t fight that thing on our own.
Well, we’ll just be going now.
Wait! We are three members short
and there’s three of you here.
- It was meant to the be. - A real crime?
No, no, no, no. We don’t do...[chokes]...real.
[Cyborg] Of course you do.
Let’s go.
[glass shatters]
- [thuds] - [roaring]
Oh! The giant monster is still doing the rampage.
Okay, bubby, we’ll level with you.
We have never actually fought crime.
- [fire explodes] - I’m sorry. What?
We only use our powers for appliance repair.
We’re no Justice League.
You are not.
You are way the better!
Yeah! Superman never helped the cool, tasty beverages.
And the Wonder Woman has never reheated the cold pizza.
[Cyborg] You guys did all that.
You’re right. We did all of that.
We are the Hotline Heroes.
Let’s repair this monster’s bad attitude.
Zappa Zooey!
[roaring continues]
- [thuds] - I did not see that coming.
[thuds]
Sorry, Titans. We’re out of here.
Do not give up.
We need to stop the monster before it breaks everything.
Wait!
- He’s breaking everything. - And we can fix everything.
Instead of fighting that monster, we can fix the city.
Hotline Heroes! Get to fixing!
- [roaring] - [thuds]
Zappa Zooey!
[roaring continues]
[grunts]
He’s getting tired from breaking so much stuff.
Now is the time to knock him out.
[grunting]
[Starfire] We the did it!
[all cheering]
We make a great team!
What do you say?
You guys ready to make the switch
to the world saving business?
Eh. This was fun and all,
but our passion will always be appliance repair.
Wherever a dryer is making a weird rattling sound,
we’ll be there.
Wherever a stove’s pilot light goes out...
[blows raspberry] we’ll be there.
Wherever a bathtub is draining too slowly
and forcing someone to shower while standing in a puddle,
we’ll be there.
We are the Hotline Heroes.
Oh, that reminds me.
Here’s your bill for fixing the city.
Wow, that’s a lot.
Um, put it on Robin’s credit card.
[shell dings]
Thank you for using Hero Hotline.
Zappa Zooey!
[Cyborg and Starfire] Thank you!
[Raven laughs mischievously]
[notification beeps]
Credit alert? $84,000,000?
[shouts] No!
[theme music playing]