1 00:00:03,225 --> 00:00:04,357 [thuds] 2 00:00:04,358 --> 00:00:05,491 [squeaks] 3 00:00:06,921 --> 00:00:07,723 ♪ Go! ♪ 4 00:00:07,724 --> 00:00:08,890 [opening theme playing] 5 00:00:15,270 --> 00:00:16,501 ♪ T-E-E-N ♪ 6 00:00:16,502 --> 00:00:17,733 ♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪ 7 00:00:17,734 --> 00:00:20,275 ♪ Teen Titans, let’s go ♪ 8 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:25,016 ♪ Teen Titans, go ♪ 9 00:00:27,282 --> 00:00:28,447 [Cyborg and Starfire gagging] 10 00:00:28,448 --> 00:00:30,053 - [farting] - [Starfire groans] 11 00:00:30,054 --> 00:00:32,187 I told you not to eat those oysters. 12 00:00:32,188 --> 00:00:33,782 [both] Aah! 13 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,223 [farting continues] 14 00:00:35,224 --> 00:00:36,917 We’ll be home after the Doom Patrol picnic. 15 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:38,821 - [both groan louder] - [farts] 16 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:42,923 [both] Woo-hoo! 17 00:00:42,924 --> 00:00:45,002 We have the tower to ourselves! 18 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,498 [both screaming in excitement] 19 00:00:46,499 --> 00:00:47,697 [laser noises] 20 00:00:47,698 --> 00:00:49,633 I cannot believe friend Robin 21 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:52,900 fell for the old oyster food poisoning charade. 22 00:00:52,901 --> 00:00:55,210 Wait, you didn’t eat the oysters? 23 00:00:55,211 --> 00:00:56,409 [burping] 24 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:58,642 - [Starfire] I did not. - Uh-oh. 25 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:00,249 [Cyborg pukes] 26 00:01:01,547 --> 00:01:03,812 [farts] Ah, all better! 27 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:07,057 Oh no, friend Robin forgot his wallet. 28 00:01:07,058 --> 00:01:09,588 We should be the good friends and alert him. 29 00:01:10,721 --> 00:01:12,294 [both laugh hysterically] 30 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:14,592 Yeah, right. 31 00:01:14,593 --> 00:01:16,264 Let’s order some pizza. 32 00:01:16,265 --> 00:01:17,266 [both exclaim] 33 00:01:18,729 --> 00:01:21,632 Mm-mm, that pizza smells so good. 34 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:23,667 Ooh! You know what would go the perfect 35 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:27,243 - with the pizza? - Ice cold drinks! 36 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:29,344 [machine whirring] 37 00:01:30,774 --> 00:01:33,677 [loudly] I think it is the broken. 38 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:36,119 [loudly] Why do you say that? 39 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,780 [boom] 40 00:01:37,781 --> 00:01:39,584 [in normal voice] Oh, yeah, it’s broken. 41 00:01:39,585 --> 00:01:41,718 But surely, you can do the fixing of it? 42 00:01:41,719 --> 00:01:43,687 Oh, just because I’m part machine 43 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:45,722 you think I can fix every machine? 44 00:01:45,723 --> 00:01:47,955 Starfire, I am insulted. 45 00:01:47,956 --> 00:01:49,759 Oh, I am sorry, friend Cyborg. 46 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,464 I did not mean to offend. 47 00:01:51,465 --> 00:01:53,631 [laughs] Girl, I’m just kidding. 48 00:01:53,632 --> 00:01:55,336 But seriously, I don’t know the first thing 49 00:01:55,337 --> 00:01:56,700 about fixing an ice machine. 50 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:59,077 Then I shall attempt to do the repairing. 51 00:02:01,112 --> 00:02:02,036 [thud] 52 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,215 [sighs] We are the stuck with the drinks 53 00:02:06,216 --> 00:02:08,350 that have the warmth of the luke. 54 00:02:11,122 --> 00:02:13,387 Are your appliances so broken 55 00:02:13,388 --> 00:02:16,291 that mere mortal repairmen are useless? 56 00:02:16,292 --> 00:02:18,887 That’s where Hero Hotline comes in! 57 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,593 Our team of super-powered repair experts 58 00:02:21,594 --> 00:02:25,300 will fix all your problems in a single bound. 59 00:02:25,301 --> 00:02:26,598 We fix it all. 60 00:02:26,599 --> 00:02:28,633 TVs, toasters, garbage disposals, 61 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:32,142 wobbly bookshelves, wobbly beds, wobbly pets. 62 00:02:32,143 --> 00:02:35,442 Broken blenders, broken water heaters, 63 00:02:35,443 --> 00:02:36,806 broken ice machines. 64 00:02:36,807 --> 00:02:38,071 [Cyborg and Starfire gasps] 65 00:02:38,072 --> 00:02:39,842 Ooh, let us call the hotline. 66 00:02:39,843 --> 00:02:42,119 The Hotline Heroes are so cool! 67 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,913 Ah-ha-ah! I can’t wait to meet them. 68 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,751 - [dial beeps] - [doorbell rings] 69 00:02:48,016 --> 00:02:50,886 [vocalizes] You must be the folks 70 00:02:50,887 --> 00:02:53,757 who were about to call Hero Hotline. 71 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,297 What? But, but... 72 00:02:55,298 --> 00:02:57,860 Ooh! How did we know you were about to call on us? 73 00:02:57,861 --> 00:03:02,799 Well, I’m Marie, The Psychic Turtle. 74 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,098 Hello, I’m Zeep, The Living Sponge. 75 00:03:05,099 --> 00:03:09,575 I soak it up and squeeze it out. 76 00:03:09,576 --> 00:03:11,071 And I’m their leader, 77 00:03:11,072 --> 00:03:12,314 Microwaveabelle. 78 00:03:12,315 --> 00:03:14,679 I have the power of the mighty microwave, 79 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,451 the most noble of all kitchen appliances. 80 00:03:17,452 --> 00:03:18,650 Zappa Zooey! 81 00:03:18,651 --> 00:03:20,223 - So cool! - So cool! 82 00:03:20,224 --> 00:03:23,259 Hotline Heroes, time to go to work! 83 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,723 [making signal noise] 84 00:03:25,724 --> 00:03:27,890 I’m sensing a broken ice machine 85 00:03:27,891 --> 00:03:29,331 in this dwelling. 86 00:03:29,332 --> 00:03:30,729 To the kitchen! 87 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:34,997 - [excited] - [thuds] 88 00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:40,244 Zeep, use your damp, boneless body to investigate! 89 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:45,512 [squelching, grunting] 90 00:03:45,513 --> 00:03:47,107 Here’s the problem. 91 00:03:47,108 --> 00:03:48,779 Someone stuck a hot dog in there. 92 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,187 That’s on me. 93 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,322 I was experimenting with savory popsicles. 94 00:03:55,754 --> 00:03:57,491 Ice cold drinks. 95 00:03:57,492 --> 00:03:59,856 Perfect pairing for hot pizza! 96 00:03:59,857 --> 00:04:01,429 [both gasp] 97 00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:04,927 Oh, the no! It looks like the pizza has gotten the cold. 98 00:04:04,928 --> 00:04:08,932 No worries. I can fix that right up. Zappa Zooey! 99 00:04:10,571 --> 00:04:12,066 [chomping] 100 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,166 [exhales] 101 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:16,037 It is the boiling hot again! 102 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:17,544 You saved our pizza. 103 00:04:17,545 --> 00:04:20,415 - How can we ever repay you? - By paying the bill? 104 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:21,713 Oh, yeah. Here you go. 105 00:04:21,714 --> 00:04:24,881 Okay. You can just tap it on my shell. 106 00:04:24,882 --> 00:04:26,047 [shell beeping] 107 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,180 You’re all paid up. 108 00:04:27,181 --> 00:04:29,853 Thanks for using the Hero Hotline! 109 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:31,184 Zappa Zooey! 110 00:04:31,185 --> 00:04:33,153 Whoo! 111 00:04:33,154 --> 00:04:35,430 Man, the Justice League has nothing 112 00:04:35,431 --> 00:04:36,728 on the Hotline Heroes! 113 00:04:36,729 --> 00:04:38,499 They are so the cool. 114 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,370 Do you think they would like to do the hanging out with us? 115 00:04:41,371 --> 00:04:42,503 Absolutely. 116 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:44,164 I was getting major friendship vibes. 117 00:04:44,165 --> 00:04:46,375 Then we should call them back. 118 00:04:46,376 --> 00:04:47,409 Wait! 119 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:49,037 We must play it the cool 120 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,281 and not seem the too desperate. 121 00:04:51,282 --> 00:04:53,173 Mmm. Right, right, right, right, right. That’s what’s up. 122 00:04:53,174 --> 00:04:56,980 We could call them if something else breaks. 123 00:04:59,147 --> 00:05:01,489 But everything is in the perfect working order. 124 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:02,787 Yeah, you’re right. 125 00:05:02,788 --> 00:05:04,019 It’s not like Robin’s juicer 126 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:06,395 got smashed into pieces or anything. 127 00:05:06,396 --> 00:05:07,330 [glass shatters] 128 00:05:07,331 --> 00:05:08,332 Oopsie. 129 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:10,729 Oh, the no. 130 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:13,831 I will now call someone to fix it. 131 00:05:13,832 --> 00:05:15,537 - [dial pad beeps] - [doorbell rings] 132 00:05:16,406 --> 00:05:18,374 Hotline Heroes! 133 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:20,035 You were about to call us again? 134 00:05:20,036 --> 00:05:22,708 - Yes, our-- - Wait. 135 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:24,072 I’m getting a vision. 136 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,382 [making signal noise] 137 00:05:26,383 --> 00:05:31,519 The juicer was mysteriously broken, Cyborg? 138 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,586 That’s right. 139 00:05:32,587 --> 00:05:35,490 No idea how. It is a mystery. 140 00:05:35,491 --> 00:05:38,461 Hotline Heroes, let’s un-break some stuff. 141 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:41,188 [both giggle] 142 00:05:41,189 --> 00:05:43,597 I’ll re-re-heat the leftover cheese 143 00:05:43,598 --> 00:05:44,763 from this pizza box... 144 00:05:44,764 --> 00:05:46,193 Zappa Zooey! 145 00:05:46,194 --> 00:05:48,262 And use it to stick the pizza back together. 146 00:05:55,478 --> 00:05:58,480 And I’ll wipe up the excess cheese... [slurps] 147 00:05:58,481 --> 00:05:59,943 ...and clean it up good! 148 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:01,747 There, good as new! 149 00:06:01,748 --> 00:06:03,277 Will that be cash or credit? 150 00:06:04,355 --> 00:06:05,454 [shell dings] 151 00:06:05,455 --> 00:06:07,622 Thanks again for using Hero Hotline. 152 00:06:08,491 --> 00:06:09,953 Wait! Hang out! 153 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:11,185 - [metal door screeches] - [groans in disbelief] 154 00:06:11,186 --> 00:06:13,396 The poops. They have gone again. 155 00:06:13,397 --> 00:06:15,629 We’ll just have to call them back. 156 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:16,598 [phone beeps] 157 00:06:21,768 --> 00:06:22,901 [both grunt] 158 00:06:26,707 --> 00:06:28,577 - [clanks] - [shatters] 159 00:06:33,307 --> 00:06:34,242 [shell dings] 160 00:06:35,947 --> 00:06:37,849 We are still not the best of friends 161 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:39,488 with the Hero Hotliners. 162 00:06:39,489 --> 00:06:41,886 Perhaps they are just too the cool 163 00:06:41,887 --> 00:06:43,184 to hang out with us. 164 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,318 No way. We just need to try harder. 165 00:06:45,319 --> 00:06:47,056 But there is nothing left to break. 166 00:06:47,057 --> 00:06:47,991 [siren beeping] 167 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:49,432 [both] A crime alert. 168 00:06:49,433 --> 00:06:50,961 [thuds] 169 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:54,437 Oh, no, the crime alert system is broken. 170 00:06:54,438 --> 00:06:55,636 [chuckles gleefully] 171 00:06:55,637 --> 00:06:58,540 It seems like we need the help fixing it. 172 00:06:58,541 --> 00:06:59,640 [glass shatters] 173 00:06:59,641 --> 00:07:01,334 Titans, what’s going on here? 174 00:07:01,335 --> 00:07:03,875 No one has this many things to break at once. 175 00:07:03,876 --> 00:07:05,239 You got us. 176 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,944 [chuckles] We just think you’re super cool. 177 00:07:06,945 --> 00:07:08,176 And we thought maybe we could take 178 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,485 this relationship to the next level, 179 00:07:09,486 --> 00:07:11,278 like having joint birthday parties. 180 00:07:11,279 --> 00:07:14,490 Ooh! And sleeping in the beds that are the bunk. 181 00:07:14,491 --> 00:07:17,053 Okay, we can hang out for a little bit 182 00:07:17,054 --> 00:07:18,692 while we fix the crime alert. 183 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:20,024 - Whoo! - Booyah! 184 00:07:22,466 --> 00:07:25,468 We want to know the everything about you. 185 00:07:25,469 --> 00:07:26,733 New friend Marie, 186 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:29,197 do you have the ability to see the entire future? 187 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:32,332 Eh, no. Just appliance-based events. 188 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:33,806 [boom] 189 00:07:33,807 --> 00:07:35,236 Zeep, tell it to me straight. 190 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:37,678 What do you do when you start to smell funky? 191 00:07:37,679 --> 00:07:38,976 I just have Microwaveabelle 192 00:07:38,977 --> 00:07:40,517 disinfect me with her microwave powers. 193 00:07:41,848 --> 00:07:43,311 Zappa Zooey! 194 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,312 [sniffs] 195 00:07:45,313 --> 00:07:47,556 Wow! You smell like a pine forest. 196 00:07:47,557 --> 00:07:49,085 [beep] 197 00:07:49,086 --> 00:07:50,152 [Microwaveabelle] Okay. 198 00:07:50,153 --> 00:07:51,890 The crime alert is all fixed. 199 00:07:51,891 --> 00:07:52,990 We’re gonna head out now. 200 00:07:52,991 --> 00:07:54,893 Wait. I was just about to suggest 201 00:07:54,894 --> 00:07:56,631 we play the truth or the dare. 202 00:07:56,632 --> 00:07:58,226 Titans. You seem cool. 203 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:01,031 But this relationship needs to stay professional. 204 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:02,901 - [siren beeps] - Crime alert. 205 00:08:02,902 --> 00:08:04,035 [monster roars] 206 00:08:04,739 --> 00:08:06,608 Oh, this is the badness. 207 00:08:06,609 --> 00:08:08,104 Ah! What do we do? 208 00:08:08,105 --> 00:08:09,545 The rest of the Titans aren’t here. 209 00:08:09,546 --> 00:08:11,448 We can’t fight that thing on our own. 210 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,142 Well, we’ll just be going now. 211 00:08:13,143 --> 00:08:15,144 Wait! We are three members short 212 00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:16,409 and there’s three of you here. 213 00:08:16,410 --> 00:08:20,281 - It was meant to the be. - A real crime? 214 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:24,120 No, no, no, no. We don’t do...[chokes]...real. 215 00:08:24,121 --> 00:08:25,528 [Cyborg] Of course you do. 216 00:08:25,529 --> 00:08:26,529 Let’s go. 217 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:27,728 [glass shatters] 218 00:08:27,729 --> 00:08:29,664 - [thuds] - [roaring] 219 00:08:29,665 --> 00:08:33,503 Oh! The giant monster is still doing the rampage. 220 00:08:33,504 --> 00:08:35,395 Okay, bubby, we’ll level with you. 221 00:08:35,396 --> 00:08:37,298 We have never actually fought crime. 222 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:38,739 - [fire explodes] - I’m sorry. What? 223 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:41,005 We only use our powers for appliance repair. 224 00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:42,974 We’re no Justice League. 225 00:08:42,975 --> 00:08:44,371 You are not. 226 00:08:44,372 --> 00:08:45,977 You are way the better! 227 00:08:45,978 --> 00:08:49,211 Yeah! Superman never helped the cool, tasty beverages. 228 00:08:49,212 --> 00:08:52,346 And the Wonder Woman has never reheated the cold pizza. 229 00:08:52,347 --> 00:08:54,117 [Cyborg] You guys did all that. 230 00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:56,988 You’re right. We did all of that. 231 00:08:56,989 --> 00:08:59,793 We are the Hotline Heroes. 232 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:04,061 Let’s repair this monster’s bad attitude. 233 00:09:04,062 --> 00:09:05,161 Zappa Zooey! 234 00:09:05,162 --> 00:09:06,460 [roaring continues] 235 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:13,400 - [thuds] - I did not see that coming. 236 00:09:13,401 --> 00:09:14,434 [thuds] 237 00:09:14,435 --> 00:09:16,513 Sorry, Titans. We’re out of here. 238 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,943 Do not give up. 239 00:09:17,944 --> 00:09:20,781 We need to stop the monster before it breaks everything. 240 00:09:20,782 --> 00:09:22,376 Wait! 241 00:09:22,377 --> 00:09:26,413 - He’s breaking everything. - And we can fix everything. 242 00:09:26,414 --> 00:09:29,823 Instead of fighting that monster, we can fix the city. 243 00:09:29,824 --> 00:09:33,662 Hotline Heroes! Get to fixing! 244 00:09:33,663 --> 00:09:34,598 - [roaring] - [thuds] 245 00:09:40,032 --> 00:09:41,131 Zappa Zooey! 246 00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:42,397 [roaring continues] 247 00:09:51,109 --> 00:09:52,582 [grunts] 248 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,474 He’s getting tired from breaking so much stuff. 249 00:09:54,475 --> 00:09:56,916 Now is the time to knock him out. 250 00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:58,182 [grunting] 251 00:10:00,987 --> 00:10:02,790 [Starfire] We the did it! 252 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:04,957 [all cheering] 253 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,794 We make a great team! 254 00:10:06,795 --> 00:10:08,026 What do you say? 255 00:10:08,027 --> 00:10:09,192 You guys ready to make the switch 256 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,128 to the world saving business? 257 00:10:11,129 --> 00:10:12,635 Eh. This was fun and all, 258 00:10:12,636 --> 00:10:15,363 but our passion will always be appliance repair. 259 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:18,707 Wherever a dryer is making a weird rattling sound, 260 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,906 we’ll be there. 261 00:10:19,907 --> 00:10:22,304 Wherever a stove’s pilot light goes out... 262 00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:23,778 [blows raspberry] we’ll be there. 263 00:10:23,779 --> 00:10:25,978 Wherever a bathtub is draining too slowly 264 00:10:25,979 --> 00:10:29,784 and forcing someone to shower while standing in a puddle, 265 00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:31,753 we’ll be there. 266 00:10:31,754 --> 00:10:34,855 We are the Hotline Heroes. 267 00:10:34,856 --> 00:10:36,087 Oh, that reminds me. 268 00:10:36,088 --> 00:10:37,693 Here’s your bill for fixing the city. 269 00:10:37,694 --> 00:10:39,321 Wow, that’s a lot. 270 00:10:39,322 --> 00:10:41,599 Um, put it on Robin’s credit card. 271 00:10:42,094 --> 00:10:43,292 [shell dings] 272 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:44,997 Thank you for using Hero Hotline. 273 00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:46,999 Zappa Zooey! 274 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,331 [Cyborg and Starfire] Thank you! 275 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,366 [Raven laughs mischievously] 276 00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:52,774 [notification beeps] 277 00:10:52,775 --> 00:10:55,843 Credit alert? $84,000,000? 278 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:58,649 [shouts] No! 279 00:11:03,478 --> 00:11:04,149 [theme music playing]