[bird crowing]
- [cat meowing] - [mouse squeaking]
- [elephant trumpeting] - [lion roaring]
[evil laughter]
♪ Welcome to Azarath Metrion Bookstore ♪
♪ Our demonic staff Is here to help you ♪
♪ Find what you're Looking for ♪
♪ Welcome to Azarath Metrion Bookstore ♪
♪ We got books on spells, Crystal curses ♪
♪ Books that are hard core ♪
♪ Welcome to Azarath Metrion Bookstore ♪
[bell dings]
How can we help you?
[evil laughter]
If you're looking for a thrilling book,
this one's a real nail-biter.
[growls]
[screams]
We guarantee you won't be able to put it down.
[Cat] Enjoy!
[book growls]
Good news, Raven.
It's "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day!"
She's already at work, you numbskull.
I'm not talking about the bookstore, Mother.
I'm talking about my real job
of being an intergalactic conqueror.
Dad, we've been through this.
I'm not interested in fighting some stupid war.
[chuckles] Oh, no, sweetie.
The time of conquering
through fear and destruction is over.
These days, you can take over a planet
by simply purchasing it online.
Come, let me show you.
Oh, can we see, too?
Yeah. It's not like we've got anything better to do.
Nana needed a break anyhow.
Feet all swollen something nasty.
[mystical music playing]
[music ends abruptly]
Welcome everyone to my office of despair.
Uh, isn't this the janitor's closet?
Yes, at night it becomes the janitor's closet.
But during the day, it's my office of despair!
[toy squeaks] Hey.
Well, it certainly is depressing.
So, what's with all the computers?
I use them to control
my vast empire with the push of a button.
Behold!
[static buzz]
Whoa! Look at all these worlds.
You own Third Earth?
Home of the Thundercats?
That's right.
[both] We love the Thundercats!
Mainly because it's filled with cats and ghosts.
[belches]
I am Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats!
No. It is I, Jaga,
who is Lord of the Thundercats! [roars]
We'll just see about that.
[growls]
[both growling weakly]
No way, Dad. You also own Animal Planet?
Yes, I recently acquired that one in a merger.
What's that planet?
Oh, that isn't just a planet, Mother.
It's the city-planet of Acmetropolis.
Mmm. I don't get it.
So which is it? A city or a planet?
It's both a city and a planet.
That's the genius of Acmetropolis.
And best of all, it's home to the most legendary
cartoon characters in the universe.
- You mean the Looney Tunes? - [Looney Tunes music playing]
[gasps] We love the Looney Tunes.
Well, if you love the Looney Tunes,
you're really going to love Acmetropolis.
[rock music playing]
Is this real?
[sighs] I think I'm going to be sick.
[retches]
Mmm-mmm. Those ain't the Looney Tunes.
No, they're better. They are the Loonatics.
What's a Loonatic?
They're descendants of the Looney Tunes,
who got transformed into extreme superheroes
by an asteroid that crashed into their planet.
- [explosions] - [people screaming]
I don't know, Dad. Acmetropolis looks pretty bad.
Are you sure you want to invest in this world?
Absolutely!
Kids are going to love this place.
And under my control,
it's going to become the number one
entertainment destination.
Plus, the Loonatics are unleashed!
Unleashed? [exclaims] What does that even mean?
You know, they're edgy.
You got that right.
My eyes are in pain just looking at 'em.
And check out their cool home,
where they monitor and protect Acmetropolis
from natural disasters.
Yikes, that whole place is a disaster.
Do these Loonatics at least fight cool villains?
Oh, sure, they fight lots of unleashed villains.
Like the disgruntled weather reporter
named Weather Vane.
- A mutated dolphin man. - [dolphin clicking]
And the coolest villain of all,
an evil version of Porky the Pig!
[giggles]
So, what do you think, sweetie?
Is Acmetropolis gonna be the next big thing or what?
I hate to break the news to you, Dad,
but I don't think kids are gonna
wanna spend time with the Loonatics.
You're the Loonatic for buying this junk planet.
I am not. This world is filled with action
and has brand recognition.
It's a win-win.
Yes, everybody loves the Looney Tunes.
But whoever created this world
went too far trying to make it extreme.
No, dear.
I think the problem is, they didn't go far enough,
which gives me a great idea
for how to improve Acmetropolis even more! [boisterous laugh]
What are you doing?
Sending down another asteroid
that will make the Loonatics even more unleashed.
I don't think that's possible.
Trigonthalamule, you leave those abominations alone!
You're gonna get them killed!
Trust me, Mother, this will work. You'll see.
[dramatic music playing]
[timer beeps]
[booms]
[whooshing]
- [music ends] - [thuds]
What did I say, boy?
What did I say?
- This is terrible. - [people screaming]
The Loonatics were the protectors of Acmetropolis.
Without them, my investment will be ruined.
It's too bad you can't just replace 'em
with another team of superheroes.
You know, ones that nobody will miss.
That's brilliant, Hank.
[zapping]
[all scream]
Huh?
You're gonna replace the Loonatics with my friends?
That's right, honey.
Where are we?
Welcome, Titans.
To your new home of Acmetropolis.
No way!
Trigon transported us
to the home planet of the Loonatics!
Please, What are the Loonatics?
Picture The Looney Tunes. Only unleashed!
Ooh, unleashed.
Sounds dope, yo.
See, they're a perfect fit to protect this world.
Yeah. Assuming they don't do anything idiotic first.
Hey, guys. Check out the meteor!
[Beast Boy laughs]
Wait. It could be deadly.
Or it could give us some sweet new superpowers.
Good point.
[low humming]
[all exclaiming]
What kind of idiots touch a radioactive meteor?
My friends.
[all continue exclaiming]
[explodes]
No way!
We just leveled up like the Loonatics!
Oh, yeah! Say hello to the Teen Toonatics!
[all] Unleashed!
Aw, yeah. I'm Ba Boom Boy.
I'm about to drop a bomb on y'all.
[blips]
That's what's kaboom!
[gasps] What is he doing?
I'm Hackborg! I can hack into anything.
[beeping]
[digital noise]
- [horns honking] - [tires screeching]
- [loud bang] - [people screaming]
Hack-yeah!
I can't believe this.
They're destroying Acmetropolis with their dumb superpowers.
I am the Solar Flare and I am bringing that heat!
[belches]
No, no, no!
- [burps] - I am ordering you
to cease this destruction at once!
Don't worry. I'll help you rebuild.
I'm Rocket Robin!
Watch me unleash this egg.
[whooshes]
[straining]
[squeaks]
[Trigon] This is a disaster.
They're making a huge mess of things!
Yeah, the Titans are pretty good at that.
Can't you just press some buttons
and fix everything?
[belching]
Try control, alt, delete!
[exclaiming nervously]
Control Z. Use control Z.
[Trigon exclaiming]
Ahhh! It's not working.
I'm going to have to go down there and stop them myself.
- [all laughing] - Yeah, boy!
Teen Toonatics, you're ruining my planet!
Prepare to suffer my wrath!
Teen Toonatics, unleash!
Solar blast!
[belches]
[grunts]
You just made a huge mistake!
[yells]
[roars ferociously]
Stand back! 'Cause I's about to go off!
That's what's kaboom!
[screaming]
Ha! You can't hack taking me down.
Please. I can hack anything!
[beeping]
[squeaks]
[sputters]
[screams]
I will eat your soul for that!
[straining]
Eat this!
Enough!
Time to put you Teen Toonatics back on your leash!
Dad, stop!
You can't do this.
Trust me, sweetie.
It's the only way to save Acmetropolis.
[gasps]
[strains] It's too heavy.
I can't hold it.
Yes, you can.
You've just got to unleash your powers, Raven.
[straining]
[explodes]
I'm no longer Raven.
I am Pidgeon!
[coos]
[grunting]
Now give it up, Dad.
Acmetropolis is beyond saving and you know it.
But if I stop now,
how will you learn to successfully
run the family business?
Aw, Dad, you don't need to worry about that.
You've already taught me everything I need to know.
- I did? - Yeah.
All of this has been a lesson in what not to do.
So as long as I do the opposite, I'll be fine.
I guess you're right.
Perhaps Acmetropolis is a lost cause.
I'm so glad you said that,
because I've come up with a great way
we can improve a different planet.
Really? I can't wait to see it.
[peppy music playing]
Rachel. I'm so proud of you, baby girl.
Hey, the changes you've made to mammal Planet
have made it more popular than ever.
Well, I owe all of the success to Dad.
Okay, Raven. You've had your fun.
Now it's time to get your daddy out of here!
[roars]
Nice kitty, nice kitty.
- [lion roaring] - [Trigon screaming]
[all laughing]
Eh, he gets what's coming to him.
[laughs] Now that's unleashed.